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House MD - Funny Moments: Season 5 (HD) 

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Some of the funnier moments from House M.D. I believe I captured most of them although some were purposefully omitted.
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@RuralTowner
@RuralTowner 5 лет назад
"I just went to my happy place." "We cannot let House anywhere near this woman."
@HK556
@HK556 5 лет назад
That slow look upwards before the delivery really sells the line.
@deidaratsuchikage289
@deidaratsuchikage289 4 года назад
RuralTowner What chapter is that one????
@yasharmj1717
@yasharmj1717 4 года назад
I don't get it
@RuralTowner
@RuralTowner 4 года назад
@@deidaratsuchikage289 No idea. Only quoted lines from this clip.
@Aaronmajowskavitz
@Aaronmajowskavitz 4 года назад
@@yasharmj1717 its because house could act reckless and get away with alot if the patient didnt care
@camilleolson9887
@camilleolson9887 5 лет назад
"I'm sorry but I'm going through a tunnel, in a canyon, on an airplane, while hanging up the phone." *I love this show! 😁*
@user-dk9qu8ys4d
@user-dk9qu8ys4d 4 года назад
That is not the actual quote.
@Robbie32
@Robbie32 4 года назад
Close enough.
@AltFnF4
@AltFnF4 3 года назад
“If your gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order”
@marcoliver7914
@marcoliver7914 2 года назад
Funniest house quote I've heard.
@AshutoshPandeyDrumBeat
@AshutoshPandeyDrumBeat 2 года назад
@@AltFnF4 à
@sariadrawzthingz4529
@sariadrawzthingz4529 4 года назад
House: *realizes he's about to blow up* House: huh...
@vrass775
@vrass775 4 года назад
That's what we call an oh crap moment.
@melosan5868
@melosan5868 4 года назад
Which ep is that one?
@UnhingedJesterGaming
@UnhingedJesterGaming 4 года назад
It's kind of a "welp!" moment considering he didn't anticipate it and when he did notice he was like "nothing I can really do at this point..."
@House_MAL
@House_MAL 3 года назад
Did he die or no
@LuxiChara
@LuxiChara 3 года назад
@@melosan5868 some random episode I believe, it's just a dream anyway so good luck finding it
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode 7 лет назад
The inhalor one was my favorite. House's face was like: Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this next moment sooo much.
@Lightblinder
@Lightblinder 7 лет назад
or also "come on, you're making it too easy"
@MrVauxs
@MrVauxs 7 лет назад
"are you being serious? this is ludicrous AND ridiculus!"
@kommo1
@kommo1 7 лет назад
There is so much beauty in this world.
@amitir22
@amitir22 5 лет назад
i think he just thought to himself: i remembered why i live for
@klklkl427586
@klklkl427586 5 лет назад
@@kommo1 Kirito?
@mackay10
@mackay10 5 лет назад
I will never get sick of the “Fight the Power” scene...😂
@benwu7980
@benwu7980 2 года назад
It's so cleverly done with the background staff and passing people, just little reactions and move along with whatever doing.
@kathykirkland7079
@kathykirkland7079 2 года назад
@@benwu7980 lpp0
@charlesharrison4077
@charlesharrison4077 Год назад
I was over it 6 seconds in
@analisantos3207
@analisantos3207 2 года назад
Taub's impression of Foreman is priceless 😂😂😂
@DMoney011
@DMoney011 Год назад
😂😂it’s spot on Foreman always had the same expression no matter what the situation was
@WouldntULikeToKnow.
@WouldntULikeToKnow. 4 месяца назад
😐
@jacobocto1422
@jacobocto1422 4 года назад
"Do I look like an idiot?" *Visible Restraint*
@devourerofnuggets
@devourerofnuggets 9 лет назад
"I think my penis stopped breathing... Do you know CPR?" That has gotta be the best pick-up line ever.
@citlalialejandraguevara6526
@citlalialejandraguevara6526 8 лет назад
Which episode was that?
@DoubleUProds
@DoubleUProds 7 лет назад
Careful Penile Resuscitation?
@aronnemcsik
@aronnemcsik 6 лет назад
I am pretty sure he reused this line when they were making out and got a diffrent answer ;)
@reznof2011
@reznof2011 6 лет назад
rapu jfjfhdhdhn
@carolina.darling
@carolina.darling 4 года назад
‘was thinking about huge throbbing di...agnostic skills‘ Laughed soooo hard
@ivydex3073
@ivydex3073 4 года назад
Carolina So...ahhh!
@laurie150
@laurie150 3 года назад
Best line! And the way he said it. Lol 😆
@nonexistentaspen
@nonexistentaspen 14 дней назад
My mouth genuinely dropped hearing that
@flickcentergaming680
@flickcentergaming680 5 лет назад
"Bubbles." "Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."
@827Drew
@827Drew 5 лет назад
'She might be armed, I'd have her deliver it shirtless.' My god, I miss this show.
@georgerogers2120
@georgerogers2120 4 года назад
"Was it Taub?" "I'll never tell. But, yes."
@zwarteschim
@zwarteschim Год назад
Love Cuddy😂
@petitebaje
@petitebaje 7 лет назад
The inhaler scene gets me every time, House's face. :'D
@hollyb6885
@hollyb6885 Год назад
I loved how, at the end of the scene, the lady leaves the exam room and says, “JERK”. Cuddy asks House what that was about and he says, “Jamaican chicken recipe “. 😂😂
@SomeoneElse-
@SomeoneElse- 8 лет назад
"Holding things in can give you cancer!" Yeah, about that.......
@beastmasterbg
@beastmasterbg 6 лет назад
Appolo lel
@jmsg_PR
@jmsg_PR 5 лет назад
Foreshadowing
@EPrimeify
@EPrimeify 5 лет назад
What? I don't ge---OOOOOhh, dude.
@Volcanflame
@Volcanflame 4 года назад
and also, "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die"
@tylerv5413
@tylerv5413 4 года назад
😩😭
@roxanajohnson2789
@roxanajohnson2789 5 лет назад
"we cannot let House anywhere near this woman" lol
@professorjamesmoriarty5191
@professorjamesmoriarty5191 5 лет назад
That's one of the best.
@lors8400
@lors8400 5 лет назад
I need to know which episode this was again. O wanna rewatch it
@tylerv5413
@tylerv5413 4 года назад
With Felicia Day?
@speedshot6565
@speedshot6565 4 года назад
Roxana Johnson lol I think the ep. is called “Big Baby”
@matthewrowley813
@matthewrowley813 3 года назад
"No one can stop me from being premature." Best quote.
@KitsunenoHibi
@KitsunenoHibi 4 года назад
XD Hey, at least the whole "fight the power" incident made the patient smile. House patients never have much to smile about, so giving that young man a grin is a good deed!
@alanwatts5823
@alanwatts5823 3 года назад
Well the boombox gave new symptom (he wasn't feeling vibration in His hands)
@tiffanypersaud3518
@tiffanypersaud3518 4 года назад
6:09 This show is subtlety genius. The patient was dead and loved how House communicated with the vibrations of the loud music. Needless to say whenever House visits a patient, which is rare, he is always diagnosing. Pissing others off in the process, win-win. “Fight the power!”
@alanb8884
@alanb8884 3 года назад
You might want to edit 'dead' to 'deaf'
@jonnysupreme
@jonnysupreme 2 года назад
💀 😅
@Anthroparian
@Anthroparian Год назад
Bitch was dead????
@thatgrumpychick4928
@thatgrumpychick4928 6 лет назад
4:04 We can't let house anywhere near this woman
@ytw101
@ytw101 4 года назад
4 seconds off
@jimcanterak7349
@jimcanterak7349 7 лет назад
"Keeping things in can give you cancer!" 3 seasons later...
@jmsg_PR
@jmsg_PR 7 лет назад
Jim Canterak Oh the irony
@quoniam426
@quoniam426 6 лет назад
I hope he regreted that joke...
@majinnemesis
@majinnemesis 6 лет назад
Quo Niam no he probably went "see i was right holding things can give you cancer"
@QixTheDS
@QixTheDS 5 лет назад
Wrong quote
@nileman9907
@nileman9907 5 лет назад
Too soon!
@icybear1234
@icybear1234 4 года назад
omg that guy with a broken finger, that scene is as funny as lady with an inhaler
@observer698
@observer698 4 года назад
I didn't get the part until I read the broken finger comment :D
@thatgrumpychick4928
@thatgrumpychick4928 6 лет назад
Show me how the inhaler works *does it stupidly* House is thinking oh I'm going to have fun with this
@jaymer123
@jaymer123 5 лет назад
deekat3279 how about you learn that pentagrams aren’t necessarily associated with Satanism and leave the person alone? The comment was made a year ago after all.
@jaymer123
@jaymer123 5 лет назад
deekat3279 wow I don’t respond to you and you decide to be an ass! Also you changed the subject. All I was saying was the pentacle or pentagram is not associated specifically with Satanism. Also if you actually look up the beliefs of Satanism it’s more about putting yourself before others and taking care of yourself. It’s not as evil as most people think. I’m not a satanist hell I’m an atheist but maybe you should do your research.
@tylerv5413
@tylerv5413 4 года назад
deekat3279 Pentacles are the symbol in any orientation, pentagrams are physical objects with pentacles on them such as pendants, coasters, etc. And your comments were fairly condescending; that’s not what most spiritual people consider good karma/whichever terminology you choose. “An harm ye none” is when people are affected negatively, not whether you think they should feel harmed or not.
@steztoyz
@steztoyz 3 года назад
"She sends one of yours to the hospital, send one of hers to the morgue." ...Laurie did a perfect Sean Connery. 🤣
@imworm8695
@imworm8695 4 года назад
"If I get drunk there's a chance I'll makeout with the strippers or become one"
@Gulliolm
@Gulliolm 3 года назад
Sold!
@videocommets
@videocommets 2 года назад
@@Gulliolm Okay.
@hemanthchukku
@hemanthchukku 6 лет назад
Here's my impression of foreman on happiest day of his life 😡 And here's the saddest day of his life 😡
@nathanrees4855
@nathanrees4855 4 года назад
I think it was more 😐
@GabrielleHayes1921
@GabrielleHayes1921 4 года назад
Remy/13 is so awesome. I love how she just throws shit right back at House without a second thought, I love her so much lol
@Captn_Slow
@Captn_Slow 5 лет назад
"Seizure, death or worse" "Double death?"
@judekanawati7467
@judekanawati7467 4 года назад
Because you’re Batman?
@MiladyRevan
@MiladyRevan 2 месяца назад
Or worse! Expellllllllled!
@moreblack
@moreblack 3 года назад
2:10 "Holding things in can give you cancer!" Ouch, poor Wilson.
@hybr1d21
@hybr1d21 5 лет назад
2:58 their fearful screams is absolutely hilarious
@tebellontsebeng4024
@tebellontsebeng4024 4 года назад
Juuzou Suzuya lol this kills me all the time
@tylerv5413
@tylerv5413 4 года назад
ZOMBIE lol
@tjjordan4207
@tjjordan4207 Год назад
It would even more hilarious if they pulled an Alien moment with them (points to anyone who gets the joke/old reference).
@aritragupta4182
@aritragupta4182 7 лет назад
Treatment by 'fighting the power'...wish I had a doctor like House
@WeaponLight
@WeaponLight 7 лет назад
Aritra Gupta he would kill u moron
@denisethasder8193
@denisethasder8193 7 лет назад
WeaponLight Doctor house was the country's best diagnostician in the show, how is he that bad?
@davidturner6280
@davidturner6280 7 лет назад
can you tell me which episode is that one?
@yt-sh
@yt-sh 5 лет назад
House is not practically applicable as most of Diagnosis he makes at end can be sorted if he starts it off like what any Med school follows...
@jaynerobinson5721
@jaynerobinson5721 5 лет назад
House: Just say you're a middle-aged Chinese woman. Wilson: Fine House: Say it. Wilson: I'm a middle-aged Chinese woman. lol
@georgexatz4162
@georgexatz4162 5 лет назад
House had the happiest face ever after that lady uses her inhaler
@jibblesq
@jibblesq 5 лет назад
4:12 "Nobody can stop me from being premature." That little laugh shit after just about killed me.
@joao94vieira
@joao94vieira 7 лет назад
"Taub. Another graduate of the House school of being a dick" I just love that delivery
@venusmoondust
@venusmoondust 5 лет назад
the lady and the inhaler. always a classic
@827Drew
@827Drew 4 года назад
She uses it like she's putting on perfume. :D
@EdsterIII
@EdsterIII 5 лет назад
I love how Thirteen doesn't bother to play games. She just goes with it basically telling him shut up dumbass let's work. Olivia Wlide is just that Wild.
@lemonnitrate3050
@lemonnitrate3050 2 года назад
“Holding things in can give you cancer!” Aged WONDERFULLY
@balalaika1233
@balalaika1233 4 года назад
6:36 even Foreman winked when he heard that 😂 Can't blame the guy, Olivia Wilde is a beauty
@anthonydooleyii7678
@anthonydooleyii7678 4 года назад
The wink was so subtle but perfectly timed.
@Lia-wi4bc
@Lia-wi4bc 4 года назад
Woman sprays inhaler on her neck. House: I am about to end this woman’s career
@samuelblackmon493
@samuelblackmon493 3 года назад
She left the exam room saying jerk and when Cuddy asked why, House said they were discussing Chicken recipes
@bridget3956
@bridget3956 3 года назад
"She looks pretty good for someone on roofies"
@sparkynicole3941
@sparkynicole3941 5 лет назад
4:30 that moment when House actually looks sad and chastised Is... it’s, it’s beautiful
@sandcoffin2657
@sandcoffin2657 8 лет назад
My only criticism of this video is that it needs more Kutner.
@warpspeedchic6932
@warpspeedchic6932 7 лет назад
we all needed more Kutner
@gillianlefrancois9394
@gillianlefrancois9394 7 лет назад
I just saw Kal Penn in a new series on Netflix, he's really good
@warpspeedchic6932
@warpspeedchic6932 7 лет назад
Gillian Lefrancois what's he in?
@amun1040
@amun1040 3 года назад
@FullmetalandtheFlame Yes, it was his decision to leave, he was offered a job in the white house. Really not a tv show, the real white house public relations' team.
@wakeruncollapse
@wakeruncollapse 3 года назад
5:38 is absolutely vicious and I love it.
@mattsmith235
@mattsmith235 9 лет назад
6:04 best bit in all of houses funny moments
@tebellontsebeng4024
@tebellontsebeng4024 4 года назад
matt smith dance moves🤣🤣🤣
@GRDwashere
@GRDwashere 8 лет назад
'speculation makes a spec out of u and some guy named lation... which doesn't affect me at all' ...I'm sooo using that at work.
@ThatGuy_212
@ThatGuy_212 5 лет назад
When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME. Assume.
@observer698
@observer698 4 года назад
@@ThatGuy_212 I think this was better than the speculation
@marcoliver7914
@marcoliver7914 Год назад
7:00 "You see the problem with speculation is you make a spec out of you and some guy named lation, which really doesn't affect me at all"
@lukahikano3004
@lukahikano3004 4 года назад
i love how at first everyone was like omg house you cant do that then by season 5 everyone's joining in
@ismok3dopelik3kidcudi
@ismok3dopelik3kidcudi 7 лет назад
"In florida they said: Jesus is on my cheese sandwich."
@Sai4651
@Sai4651 Год назад
5:52 - House's response always gets me 🤣 He was ready to feed these cancer research mice to a cat.
@j.peterse8106
@j.peterse8106 9 лет назад
people who don't know thirteen is a person are going to get do confused by this comment section
@gabicastle9217
@gabicastle9217 7 лет назад
Peteto Chibs eleven's sister
@benjaminprins9621
@benjaminprins9621 4 года назад
She’s a person, a very VERY attractive person.
@Duckaluckatape
@Duckaluckatape 9 лет назад
I love thirteen
@thatgrumpychick4928
@thatgrumpychick4928 4 года назад
3:00 will always be my favourite part of the whole season
@theeorangeofthyorangetree
@theeorangeofthyorangetree 7 лет назад
3:52 oh my god his face suits my life...
@callmecanis7344
@callmecanis7344 4 года назад
1:48 Moments from death, and Houses last words of choice: *Huh*
@nunyabusiness7824
@nunyabusiness7824 4 года назад
what episode is it?
@falke_blade9341
@falke_blade9341 5 лет назад
2:43 he sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way love that quote from The untouchables by sean connery
@louff4tw746
@louff4tw746 Год назад
“Holding things in can give you cancer” He predicted it
@nasrinv
@nasrinv 5 лет назад
Taub is so underrated and Olivia Wilde is a Goddess ❤️
@saitamaonepuuunch6883
@saitamaonepuuunch6883 4 года назад
That looks when she shows him how to inhaler works in priceless lmao! OMG i'm dying !!! 03:50
@selenan4140
@selenan4140 5 лет назад
We cannot let house anywhere near this woman
@kevinboudreaux7860
@kevinboudreaux7860 Год назад
"House! what are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fighting the power!"
@paranoidandroid6095
@paranoidandroid6095 3 года назад
4:55 One of the best moments in the show
@serotonin9218
@serotonin9218 4 года назад
“The struggle to resistance ones captures is never pointless. Vive la résistance!” 😂
@electronicsandroboticsclub750
@electronicsandroboticsclub750 2 года назад
"If you're gonna kill me and rape me, please do it in that order" my sides hurt🤣
@augusthawks6576
@augusthawks6576 4 года назад
03:37 "Do I look like an idiot?" I laugh every time I see that. The one with the jelly cracks me up, too.
@RedHall
@RedHall 4 года назад
Woman: Do I look like an idiot? House: No. Would you show me how your inhaler works Woman uses her inhaler like perfume Me facepalms
@loriwalters1437
@loriwalters1437 11 месяцев назад
I love this collection of seasonal funniest moments
@abb5596
@abb5596 4 года назад
2:41 is the best Sean connery impression I've heard
@gauravsherke4127
@gauravsherke4127 7 месяцев назад
That comeback though 3:14😂😂 His comeback
@yardbarr
@yardbarr 9 лет назад
olivia wild is the most beautiful woman on earth mate.
@nightwolfjr.6184
@nightwolfjr.6184 6 лет назад
Sold
@Scoreman7769
@Scoreman7769 5 лет назад
I prefer what's her name from the prison during the last season
5 лет назад
not without make up
@siemniak
@siemniak 5 лет назад
@@Scoreman7769 Adams way hotter and Dominica too
@dylantruong897
@dylantruong897 5 лет назад
@@siemniak yupp
@picantchew2633
@picantchew2633 7 лет назад
3:36-3:54 I've been searching that scene for soo longg
@wildcardedits
@wildcardedits 5 лет назад
pi can't chew me too and army 💪 lmao
@TrainHunter94YT
@TrainHunter94YT Год назад
House: *turns stove on and gas hisses* House: "Huh." *BOOM* Edit: "Worst? Double death". Rumor has it 2 negatives equal 1 positive.
@mitchelnorton2692
@mitchelnorton2692 Год назад
That scene where House had the boom box playing" Fight The Power" never gets old.
@PhantomFan1a
@PhantomFan1a 4 года назад
Love the part where he is shouting at Cuddy 'Have you seen my balls?' Although I am surprised one of them wasn't blue because that would have made the joke that much funnier :D
@davidoncioiu3595
@davidoncioiu3595 6 лет назад
6:37 Yes, please
@perpetus2514
@perpetus2514 5 лет назад
David Oncioiu what episode
@bigtub1101
@bigtub1101 3 года назад
“She looks pretty good for someone on roofies” Brooooooo
@bkurtz8770
@bkurtz8770 4 года назад
Dr Park and Dr Masters prettiest Drs on the show
@BTZR
@BTZR 3 года назад
Yes they are very cute and nice
@turbonutterbastard69
@turbonutterbastard69 7 лет назад
I like Thirteen more as "Bubbles".
@goth9ever
@goth9ever 8 лет назад
That fight the power bit made me fucking LOL nonestop!
@dxrebel
@dxrebel 11 месяцев назад
Love how 13 usually fires right back
@evilmorty-tv1xs
@evilmorty-tv1xs 6 лет назад
R.I.P Kutner
@gem_bob95
@gem_bob95 Год назад
I can’t get over that inhaler woman! I’ve heard stories that actually happens 😂
@tonycadenas7059
@tonycadenas7059 5 лет назад
I love thirteen.❤️ she is one of the most beautiful Doctor's on the show.❤️ She's one of my favorite characters too.
@quoniam426
@quoniam426 4 года назад
Not only beautiful but also witty enough to awnser a troll joke with another one without even giving a shit about what people might think of her.
@listrahtes
@listrahtes 2 года назад
A stark contrast to the beauty prison doc in the last season which was basically a nice face with zero charisma.
@txominabel6353
@txominabel6353 Год назад
I just went to my happy place We can not let house anywhere near this woman Kills me every time 😹😹😹😹
@world.enterprises1225
@world.enterprises1225 4 года назад
6:48 Tiny Wilson
@JuanPabloContrerasC
@JuanPabloContrerasC 4 года назад
3:20 "when are YOU taking vacations 1313" XD the look on Olivia xD
@ytw101
@ytw101 2 года назад
4:01 the look sold me so good
@carlosconde6512
@carlosconde6512 4 года назад
3:50 the look on his face says so much
@suhassubbanna
@suhassubbanna 4 года назад
6:16, he looks like walmart version of Matt Damon
@cameronsadam
@cameronsadam Год назад
i love wilson sm and how much he puts up with Houses bullshit
@annheaton2243
@annheaton2243 6 лет назад
Of the first five seasons, this was the best. Some stunning epsiodes.
@Broski8137
@Broski8137 2 года назад
2:10 Wow that line hurts
@investigate3_11
@investigate3_11 9 лет назад
My feelings towards Thirteen are ambivalent.
@steztoyz
@steztoyz Год назад
@2:43 A nearly perfect Sean Connery in the Untouchables.
@joempoem478
@joempoem478 4 месяца назад
"Bubbles" -"Is that your new stripper name?" "Yes."
@TheKronos789
@TheKronos789 3 года назад
You missed one good scene from The Social Contract where a patient couldn't stop himself from telling Cuddy how sexy he though she was.
@scenicpseudo3012
@scenicpseudo3012 5 лет назад
- death, or worse - worse ? dooble death ? 🤣
@GMilkMan
@GMilkMan 3 года назад
“Look Jesus is on my cheese sandwich”
@magmat0585
@magmat0585 Год назад
loved the Untouchables quote
@hateefull1399
@hateefull1399 5 лет назад
I love how House was like huh facing that he could almost die lmao
@kiarialuna912
@kiarialuna912 5 лет назад
My favorite was "Fight the Power"
@spikegilfer1997
@spikegilfer1997 5 лет назад
6:43 Foreman's fucking wink
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