House Performs A Christmas Miracle | House M.D. 

lol

SHOTS FIRED LOL

Lmao

And your real mom didn't want anything to do with you either, and she was a drug addict.

"Yes Officer, I just witnessed a murder."

Obviously you have never heard of Japan before. ;-p

i don't think you've been to the darkest parts of the internet lmao

hahahahoh man!!!

You'd be amazed at the kind of crazy shit doctors encounter. Want an example? Look up tree man.

Merry Christmas!

MrDeltoric Indeed, my friend. Wilson's the O.G.

Well, he is the John Watson to Houses Sherlock Holmes.

House would have been dead long time ago without Wilson around

Haneka miracle/blessing Utilizing a Jew wearing a moose Softens up things Let's a nother save the mother

Wrong

would have been some more mining for stories - to go see how things worked out with some of these ... oh - one patient one day

You're *

She along with Mini Chase from the airplane should be Chase’s students

indeed, she can graduate medical school around the same time when 13. kicks the bucket..

Friendly Beta lol well you made me spit coffee so good on you 😜

😍

No no come back here that was only a little skim but we drank it right up.

That was physically painful. After you see yourself out, throw yourself into the street and scream at yourself, "And don't come back!"

Don't come back.

He loves New Orleans music. His Let Them Talk album is made with the help of some NOLA music legends. And when I finally watched Fry & Laurie I was delighted to hear the theme was a variation of Go To The Mardi Gras by Professor Longhair, another NOLA music legend.

He did quite a bit of singing in Jeeves and Wooster.. very talented chap..

Watch his song “mystery”

I like how his accent comes and goes while he is singing!

@@ryancoulter4797 He does a wonderful rendition of St. James Infirmary, on the note of New Orleans music

5:01 same, look at me, looking for this part this year too

He's musician after all; isn't he?

I'm glad I'm not the only one. It's so mundane but somehow so memorable

There can be no other Wilson

It's a moose

Well, Wilson is a Department Head, so he needs to be something at least

yeup, House himself said that in a convention of other doctors he chose Wilson because he was the most interesting and fun.

Wilson is House's second brain...without wilson house couldnt be house...

i mean he is the watson

He has and EQ equivalent to House' IQ.

Legbreast Cancermilk? Isn't that the guy who played Dr. Strange?

+Dak Sanders Comment of the year right here.

Legbreast Cancermilk: The next big grindcore band.

It is late into the year, BUT WE HAVE A CONTENDER. "Legbreast Cancermilk" Isn't that the guy who played Dr. Strange" has now SHOOK the competition for comment of the year!

Dak Sanders OH MY GOD

If it makes it any difference.. it's calf-milk.. :)

LOL...Now THAT'S funny!!!

huehueuhue

I love your pfp.

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Now that's a pep talk!

Everybody does it lol

Also the Han Solo treatment at the end

And how he even agreed that it was cold

Fair enough

Savage

For those who haven't heard: - Christ walks into an inn, hands the inn-keeper 3 nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?"

@thiefofa1073 And that'll happen when Christ comes back, whistling through the hole in his palm!

HA!!! Sam Kinison---good one that makes me laugh every time!

^^ trying to get your dog to eat the hot dog that has medicine in it

^^ I know exactly how that feels. My dog learned to nibble the hot dog piece by piece then when she finds the tablet she hides it under her paw and eat the rest of the dog. Takes half hour

logan smith you sir made my day LOL

r/ihavesex

logan smith hahahaha😂😂

@@BravoDox whilst earth's hearos are running around stopping low level threats, Thanos is culling worlds

That was equally beautifully said as it is hauntingly true. That scene resonated with me as well but you broke it down in a much more eloquent way than i could have. i find it extremely interesting when directors and writers consciously choose to portray these types of deeper meanings to the audience vs. unintentional happy accidents lol. I know there are plenty of those out there who purposely convey deeper messages throughout their work like this show tends to do flawlessly, but i often wonder about the thought process that goes into pulling it off to the level they managed to -specifically in the scene you mentioned above for example- and how often us as the audience interpret things completely different from how they were originally intended and/or completely miss/don’t pickup on intentional attempts to convey a deeper message/feeling than what is just being presented on the surface. I know it’s a bit random but I guess I just enjoy trying to interpret things of this nature so i really appreciate your comment and take on that moment in particular.

Well said

Was this not obvious to you before you watched this video? Shame

@@waldolemmer The fact that you have to invent stuff just to start an argument is what's shameful.

I need to remember this.

Pretty sure it was a writer.

He pretty much nailed it

makes you wonder who actually wrote it.

"leg milk"

Actually, I'm 95% sure there would be some perverted nutjob who would pay good money for that... XD

Radicaldanny in todays world, nothing is off limits anymore

@Trollface Killa I don't see adults drinking human milk is anything bad. It's a bit weird and unorthodox, though you have to admit it technically makes more sense then people drinking cow milk... XD

Coming out of her leg is the same as coming out of her breasts, so anyone that takes breast milk would hit that up.

/dev/random collects entropy from the latency of system devices and gives you useful random numbers from it, but it doesn't recycle entropy, so you can run out. If you plug in new system devices, like mice, /dev/random will collect entropy faster and give you more random numbers, even though your mouse doesn't some genius RNG machine. If you feed the entropy from /dev/random into the generator half of a GAN pair, you can generate faces or new pokemon or cat pictures from having an extra blank hard drive plugged in. Wilson isn't a genius. Wilson is feeding House the entropy House's cognitive algorithm needs as an input.

@@diablominero hey say entropy some more why don't you

@@diablominero entropy deez nuts

@@diablominero SCHIZOPOSTING

I always wanted to believe Wilson was in House's head just an imaginary friend. I think they could have made it work until season 5ish when he went to rehab.

Lalo Wilson's lovely. 😊

I was looking for this comment!!!🤣🤣

I was going to make it, if I couldn’t find it! Ha!

alexkg1 Empire Strikes Back Leia to Han Solo

She's just a Star Wars fan

Why was she like that? Haven’t seen the episode.

@@yazhajohnson254 because she just accepted the fact that her mother is not her real mother

Yazha Johnson iirc, she and her mother had an agreement to NEVER ever lie to each other. No matter the subject.

Ding, ding, ding... we have a winner. lol. KDM

I'm ignorant, can you explain what the joke is? lol!

@@thementalist1213 House, the TV show is based on the stories of Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. House is Holmes and Dr Wilson is Dr Watson ("elementary my dear Watson" although Holmes never says this). So the TV show itself is a second edition Conan Doyle. Rebecca Adler from the pilot episode's first patient is a nod to Holmes' love interest, also called Adler. And the guy who shoots House in series 2 or 3 is called Moriarty, also the name of Holmes' mortal enemy. There are many more allusions in the series.

@@leonhardeuler675 Oh that is why Adler was so familiar. That is right. Irene Adler is Holme's love interest. I didn't catch the name of the guy that shot house though. THanks.

@@thementalist1213 House lives at 22 Baker Street

IIsuperstarII. Yeah, I love that guy very much! Robert Sean Leonard is too precious for this world.

RSL is a very cute man

He waved them

Exacto, por qué ? Se veía tan adorable y tierno

He's half stag, after all. But he's ALL MAN.

Lucky ASMR He's recorded quite a few E.Ps in the last nine years. You could check out his original music on his RU-vid channel, it's definitely worthwhile. He also plays about six different instruments, most evidently shown on his debut studio album. He is a man of many talents, if I do say so myself. 😋

@@-maxgomez.1134 also fun fact : when house is shown playing instruments/singing thats actually hugh laurie playing/singing live. its not added in post . because why fix something thats already perfect :D

i love u lucky

Just in case anyone else comes up this 3+ year old comment. Hugh Laurie actually has a couple Blues albums. He's an amazing singer.

Wogle well considering the show itself as a reference to Sherlock Holmes.

What was the Star Wars reference?

@@Chris_Cross Mom says "I love you" the Kid says "I know" exact same lines from Princess Leia and Han in Empire Strikes Back, when Han Solo is frozen in carbonite

@@jeffmachem2702 Oh ok. Thank you. I just thought that was her being a so-n-so.

Wogle what was the Holmes reference? I seem to have missed that one... :">

It was funny

Because it was said from a place of transcendent love. It's the kind of cold he's not used to.

He just agreed it was cold when Thirteen said it was cold. He was more like, "damn, that's my thing. Only I get to say such things to people all the time". He was even amazed that other "normal" people are capable of explicitly saying the hard truth.

xandercorp i don’t actually it was love, I think she said because like house she didn’t care that’s why at the end the mom says I love you and she says I know instead of I love you too. The kid didn’t really care...

@@yaima0901 There are people who are not being able to easily express emotions, they would express it in other ways, the reason she was so hard cold and it was an act of love it was, so she could be her mother's donor, that something magical ain't going to happen, that things are not going to be okay.

Sir Dwarvenhine cold love is the best thing you can receive from someone

In Kutner's head: "Disgusting...-ly awesome"

RIP

The music playing : Album: RAMSEY LEWIS TRIO CHRISTMAS "GOD REST YE GENTLEMEN"

That is a solidified friendship right there

Kyem yep 😂

Milk was fresh

The breast milk was created when they gave her the meds.

The extract also might have contained trace amounts of blood and cancer

@@wessltov so what? Cancer is not contagious...

Jessie probably amazon

Yeah, I was trying to look on there earlier but couldn't find his exact hat. Maybe he made it himself?

I think its just a normal winter hat with reindeer antlers tied to it. There are strings tied to the antlers so he can move it

BirdFortune. I think you're right, I'm gonna have to make my own soon then!

BirdFortune you can see the string or wire thing

When house tell thirteen, he'll kill her,

The girl seems unemotional when discovering that her mom will live. She doesn't say "I love you too", but "I know" instead. Thirteen is like wtf when hearing it. The girl has cold, calculating look in her eyes when looking at the mom in the end. I read it more that House sees the girl said to her mom she will die, because she actually doesn't care, same as House

@@rafalvinci8826 either that OR leaning towards my theory. The mom and girl are HUGE Star Wars fans and this is there way of saying they love each other.

Yeah, a season 9! Where the first episode shows us people discovering House is still alive at Wilson's death bed or funeral ^^

I don't, they always manage to screw up reboots. At least this way the show remains unscathed.

Same bro, same. 2018 and still hoping.

@Arno Sinclair It was all a dream :)

Same i didn't know about this show until either my next door neighbor told me or i discovered it on the WWW, so i watched the whole 8 seasons in about 3-6 months i think and have 2 say i wish the show continued or they did a 10 year anniversary season in 2022 and then did another 8 seasons and repeated like that

made me lol

It's a Christmas miracle!

It's more a milk producing tumor... XD

You win 10 internets !

Ever heard of teratomas?

Firefly.

No, not literally. But I concede your emotional intention.

@@dontgetmadgetwise4271 Stop trying to sound smart.

@@mickdavis2385 He can if he wants to

"God doesn't limp."

@@NFrk97 "You were flying too close to the sun, and I was worried your wings would melt"

Totally agree..almost wish he was my real doc as I too am dying from liver

@michaelkorrek7856 so sorry 😞 to hear that. If it's not sarcastically meant, honestly, im unsure ...i truly wish you the best!

Does knee breast cancer really happen? Has there ever been documented cases?

Holmes and Watson House snd Wilson House is medical Sherlock. Writers named them that way on purpose. There are many Sherlock references on the show.

@@scottvelez3154 I don't know of any cases of exactly this, but accessory breast tissue does occur. Breast cancer forms first in breast tissue and ducts so it is possible for someone to have breast cancer in accessory breast tissue somewhere in the body.

@@sinandcyanide7505 so if say somebody got breast cancer in their butt would we be allowed to call it TNA Cancer?

@@fiadhearthpony6177 Maybe not... but that connection is certainly a sign of some sort of dementia!! That is tooooo funny!!🤣👍

Rum Johnson It's never lupus 😏

at least its not raw

its never lupus

Rum Johnson It's sarcoidosis. It's always sarcoidosis.

hahaha nah we all know is Lyme disease

Nobody roots for Wilson. I mean nobody.

dhronan pandarinathan comment author does

The pilot was going feature Wilson, but they went with House (the mal-adjusted guy). I like Wilson.

astrangeone what’s your point?

Did you seriously just clarify who House was? While we're watching House clips.

Well, he is the Watson to his Holmes.

I think it’s the only thing he cares about. His patients. He’s willing to break hospital regulations and even break the law to help his patients. Sometimes curing someone isn’t in his best interest but he does it anyway. Like in season 1 finale when he’s treating his ex girlfriend’s husband and breaks the law to help him. In the series finale the patient is willing to take the blame for flushing the tickets because he’s dying, then house realises he’s not dying and saves him even though it means the patient won’t cover for him.

Singing opens and relaxes the throat, much like American speech, so it's not a miracle at all.

It’s habit for Brit’s. Most of the music we hear is American. I’m Scottish and I sing American, I need to make a conscious effort to sing in Scottish

THAT'S WHERE I KNOW HER FROM - yes, I shouted. Caps Lock was not involved.

Josh would faint. He was dizzy hearing about a compound fracture Donna had, if he saw the leg breast milk he’d have a stroke.

I take it you've listened his jazz albums?

I forgot the singing part of this episode. Yeah he does. He was involved in a musical side project with other talented actors who were musicians as well as having released two albums of new Orleans jazz music

Linda M. A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Not only are both rather funny, they are highly intelligent and versatile entertainers as well.

@@emmyyang4339 definitely a vintage record. But i meant the Conan Doyle.

Umm you don't know? Hugh's British. Listen to him in interviews he's from England.

I recommend his jazz albums

I never noticed this before, thank you.

Omg dude... :D

Bruh

Wtf

yeah man knee milk and cookies only the best for santa

Beard Dirt what you mean some good old leg-nog