How Are You Feeling? by David Shrigley 

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
ARE YOU ALRIGHT?
IF YOU COULD OPEN YOUR MIND
LIKE A HANDBAG
AND SHOW US WHAT WAS INSIDE,
WHAT WOULD WE SEE?
A BIT OF A MESS?
DON'T WORRY
THIS IS A SELF-HELP BOOK.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER VERY SOON.
How Are You Feeling by David Shrigley is out now: www.canongate.tv/davidshrigley