How Does The USA Deal With Pirates? 

No shit pirates were a big thing in 1700

I guess the governors couldn’t afford to pay them for protection as the old days…

wasnt that the coast guard?

The Navy was created to teach their sailors about sex. Soon thereafter, the Marines taught it to women.

​@@thebrowser6758 The Coast Guard was to enforce tariffs on ships entering US ports, basically the maritime IRS

"Removing water"

​@@zack_the_nardo "removing northern hemisphere"

​@@Ministry_of_Defense.removing earth

"Detected" - no longer there

“Roger, removing my area”

Good one 😂😂😂

:) :) Lol

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The most underrated comment! 😂

“1/5 Would not eat here again. Somali Pirates are too gamey.” -The Sharks

Lmao!

America has ZERO chill

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I came for this 😂😂😂

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Suck to suck 🤷🏻‍♂️

Sucks to suck

FAFO: Somali Edition

They technically are a possible threat. If they jumped a off sinking boat close to or with a weapon you could still get a lucky shot off if they just turn there back. Or worse case a mercy kill instead of drowning 😂😂

They were neutralizing the swimmers

Fellow HLC enjoyer?

@@Xeverous Is the mach2 bumblebee severely blueballed?

they're pirates aye matey

Seems like a "proportional" response to the pirate attack.

HLC enjoyer:)

Oh happy day, mess with bull you taste the horns

Correction: the strongest military force

They are told that we aren't the strongest and that we are a paper tiger they convince themselves it's true and then they get obliterated

@@rodionpohodnia3905 I was close by making my claim broad

​@RandyD-kv9yv, with the way our military is now, I wouldn't go that far.

And it's always because they get stupid and mess with American boats.

DO👏NOT👏TOUCH👏THE👏BOATS❗️

Ah, those who captured and traded hundreds of thousands of slaves bit black people and Arabs magically forgot about.

Fuck yeah, America 🇺🇸

fr

Underrated comment 😅

I believe there should be a captain in there somewhere

Black Pearl......🗿

Captain* Jack Sparrow Show some respect for the legend

theyd remember it as the time they almost blew away captn jack sparrow

That's just insulting.

That is some Captain Salazar shit right there if you happen to have seen the 5th pirates of the Caribbean movie then you know who I'm talking about.

"Dead men tell no tales."

Yeah, they totally left that boat to tell the tale, especially after gunning the guys in the water. They wanted them going back & saying “We might need to find another way to make a living..”

Dammit! You trigger happy bunch, l distinctly told you to let one go! Laconic reply, uh, sorry sir.

Well played😂

So far

But you have heard of him! :D

You have heard what happened to them.

*pirates of the Caribbean theme played on a recorder gets louder*

😂😂😂😂😂😂

So I was like na aah they were like ahha I was like na ah they were like ahha

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When excessive stupidity meets excessive overkill.

​@@Charles95NSthat's nothing lol

russians did the same but they didnt ask

Found the Redditer everyone

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Essentially

I heard TF2 Heavy’s voice say that and his minigun rev up when I read this comment. Is that normal?

You hear that whir..you’re in trouble.

"COWABUNGA IT IS..."

@@bubbaballer88 the deepest of 🪦

And 100% they let it escape on purpose.

Nah, we’re at lv 150, but we have connection issues *cough* joe *cough* deep state

Yep

Depends if you're a pure

but

Lv 1 to lv 150

Americans don’t need brains to join there military 😂

Lol😂 First one here

nah there more stupid then lankybox!

@@Someonewhoisagod second one here lol 😂😂😂😂😂

I’m not going to lie that had me laughing like 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

We like Ike!

The Somalian pirates don’t 🤣

Hell you hear USS anything and thier screwed. Laying down freedom one burst at a time.

How is that relevant. It’s the Seahawks that matter here.

⁠​⁠@@alanmlkbandaThe Seahawks launched from the Eisenhower, dude. That makes the carrier not just “relevant” but necessary for the action to have occurred.

Skyyyyyyah aaah paq paq paq paq pow, and pum pum prrrrrrum

That would be the Warthog A10

Why would someone wish for bad luck?

Out of ALL carriers to.....

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@@rudolphvalentino7181 is the ship that impressive? (I don't know anything about military ships)

@@Snoopyloopywoopy The USS Eisenhower is the elite of the elite of carriers, the USS Abraham Lincoln too

Best comment ever

Uh ok

"Don't. Touch. The boats..." -Japan, said by Habitual Linecrosser

"yeah only daddy can touch USS liberty" said the US of I 🇮🇱

That's right! They'll chum the water and the sharks will clean the mess.

Sharks were heard yelling USA! USA! USA! Soon after

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Too bad human flesh tastes so bad for sharks.

I was Waiting for someone to say this

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🤣 this is gold!!

They were warned

Worse case scenario: THE SUN

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Japan, Libya, Germany and Austria-Hungary, semi-independent Japanese territories... Hell, Spain and Cuba exist to remind the world that the rule still applies even if you didn't do nothing to no boats but the US *thinks* you did.

Yes

Tks for the info and rather service

My dad and one of my cousins both served on the Eisenhower

Ummm... as a military helicopter pilot with multiple combat tours (mostly as MEDEVAC), I can say with near 100% confidence they were not "pissed"... though I'm sure they were happy to get a few flight hours. If they were truly pissed, it was more likely because they got called away from their video game, or 100th round of playing "ookie cookie" while bored on the ship. Lol 😆

@@dennissurface8111 Nice! My nephew is serving on the Eisenhower right now, told him when this combat tour is over I want a tour to take my daughter to see the ship!

​@@hawkdriver68 they might have been pissed they had already "arranged" time with a female sailor... IYKYK

Gojo mentality

Airborne body inverters

Pirate:*Fires rifle* Pilot: “Oh, he’s trying so hard, how cute. Alright, fire.” *BRRRRRRT*

​@@homemadecringeycontent6363 your *brrrrrrt* sound was about 150 rounds instantly.

​@@syko2164who in their right mind would attack a chopper with a gun that can fire 150 bullets before the first one hits the target?

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XDDDDDDDDD

Japan learned that the hard way

Chubby Electron guy says it too

​@@Unpulsed-7079yes yes they did they found out twice. They didn't even see the sun coming.

"Dont F with americas boats, we dont like that!": TheFatElectrician

​​@@HeraldOfTheRiddermark Fat Electrician is fkin hysterical ? have you watched Habitual Linecrosser yet? ?

God bless all of you men

That's what I was thinking too

Meh the story needs to be told

An NVA officer expressed that idea in the film We Were Soldiers Once...and Young. It's based on the true history of the USA's first use of Air Cavalry: the First and Second Battalions of the 7th Cavalry Regiment in the Battle of the Ia Drang Valley, which happened in Vietnam in 1965. It's a good movie based on the book by Col. Hal Moore and journalist Joe Galloway. Moore made it to Lt. General. Galloway had a great career as an actual journalist, not the type that exists today. There's a random factoid from the past.

4/5 is pretty firm. Don’t be bloodthirsty

They never learn

To be fair, Japan learned

They do it for long time and us even can't do anything

*drops the sun

"Never mess with America's boats." -A fat man who's good with electricity.

This is true. I don't think we feel sorry for the attackers, unless it comes out the U.S. fired on a tugboat, unarmed civilians, or something similar.

Nope. A deliberate act that is a crime aginst humanity, and also a crime under US maritime law and Military law. You CANNOT fire on people in the water UNLESS they are actually and actively firing at you. If you've sunk their boat and they are in the water and NOT firing then they are due every protection & assistance under Maritime Law. 25 years to life for that crime. Under military law it's a death sentence.

@@iatsd ok but, you think pirates won't do worse?

@@maskedrebel9670 Not fvcking relevant. Are you allowed to commit murder because someone else does? Are you fvcking four years old? No? Then why would you ask such an asinine childish question?!

They were defending the ocean from cowards that steal

Hahahaha. Well said!

Basically

Not from the pirates

One boat got away. Said so in the end

Jack Sparrow's getting happier .

No they said let one go on purpose to warn others not worth it

Do you not understand that for those pirates, life has no value. The only Somalians with anything are pirates or those with ties to other countries.

@@RByrne i understand completely. My parents were refugees during Nam. 🇻🇳✈️🇺🇸

It's a Singaporean ship.

Not just our boats, any civilian ship in waters that we have a ship nearby.

and the last thing they felt, was the touch of Democracy.

@@LionKimbro noice one

​@@LionKimbro you guys are the definition of a "death cult" happily raving about the destruction of your fellow human beings (most of which are typically poor people taking a criminal contract to feed their kids), while ironically cheering on the #1 terrorist state in modern history (by the numbers), the USA!

Damn, I'm playing Helldivers 2 tonight. Liberty, freedom, and democracy always has that sweet smell of burnt rounds.

*Helldivers 2 theme plays LOUDLY*

If these people are going to say this is controversial, remember, they attacked first. (in a sense they fished just outside Somalia)

@@ROBLOXGamingDavid right

soldiers?

"Did they just shoot at us?"

Hold my beer.Watch this!

“You never should have come here!” ahh shit

Very proportional

Bro that's like 3000 rounds a minute. The pirates got like, what, 10 AK mags total?

​@@ReySchultz121You don't get jokes, do you?

@@alexr.3832 Don't worry, i do. I just like pointing this shit out.

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Emphasis on free

They're basically nukes, you use them once and you have as many friendly casualties as much as enemy. That's why we're going for nuclear disarm and why everybody outside of America hates it

@@nickmiller9677 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

ya pirates are greedy murderers anyway

There is no such thing as a small enemy.

You're happy you're funding a private military corporation? The US military was founded and funded to defend America. This incident was not in American waters, defending a foreign ship, crew'd by non Americans carrying foreign owned goods. None of those are American problems.

​@@edgarfriendly5081It sends a message.

@@edgarfriendly5081 justice aint gonna dispense itself

@@edgarfriendly5081 I served in a combat role, 18 months. Where did you serve?

Afghanistan: don't touch my mountain

@@Duckofbananas *flattens them instead*

​@@mysterystainontherug6290 ah yes we all remember how the Americans ran away like rats leaving all their equipments behind and hiding from Taliban because they couldn't win. Taliban is happy receiving the "mountain flattening weapons" from habitual cowards called USA.

And then it became relevant again once the internet was born.

@@silencedmaxim5889I ain’t buying overpriced games that are a buggy mess I’m being Jack Sparrow

The fish will take care of it.

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Iranian militants, translation Yemeni Houthi

Nah the sharks will eat them or what’s left of them

The ocean is full of minerals and nutrients. Calcium is extremely scarce. Bones dont last long on the ocean floor. Bottom dwellers will eat it.

Ikr time to just jump out and swim away, like "I'm not with them" 🤣

Imagine thinking allah will be able to protect you from the he'll fire of democracy 😂

found the redditor everyone

Incredibly immature

@@specialperson335 Me or him?

USS liberty in the corner....

I mean what are they going to do? Let’s suppose they DO shoot down the two helicopters. Ridiculous I know, but supposing by some miracle, they did. What do they think is going to happen next? What are their next steps, after picking a fight with the Navy, in their little speed boats?

​@@LionKimbro That's what happens when you think mr.allah will come and save your arses 😂

That’s right, Japan learned that the hard way, the sun fell on two of their cities

At this point since the US is one if not the only country protecting International waters I feel like every boat that is attacked there is theirs

@@DFusions_ Nah. Plenty of countries are in the area this happened. British, French, and Italian boats are in that area too that I know of for sure.

​@@Nempo13 what

What about the uss liberty

Whats the drill to deal with pirates? And had you ever had to use it?

Don't sound like no picnic to me

no

Lmaooo

No kidding I would be like “oh look chew toys”

No because the government needs the drugs coming across the border so they can fill their pockets with black market money

Drugs and trafficking fund the immense budget in America. It will never happen, which decades have proven that.

we dont need your military, i can say mexican military is enough

No, it isn't.

Mexico is a very valuable Trading partner , plus to deem The cartel as a public threat or even a terrorist group, they would be forced to give Mexicans refugeee status . Not to mention the cartels are in bed with the CIA anyways . So yeah ummm no 😂

That why they only send 2 Heli instead of 6 fighter jet.

Don’t mess with Eagle-1.

We only do that at our border.

@@waynecribb4922 Most of the migrants at the border are not theives, they are looking to peacefully make a living with their labour.

​@@waynecribb4922 Unfortunately. Hopefully, that will change soon.

Maximize economically, minimize waste!

Love this shit!!!

And "America F*ck Yeah" is the unofficial anthem

@@IndianaJenkins615 That's the anthem. "Fuck around and find out" is the motto.

@@No-One-of-Consequence Nice 😎

Meanwhile Isreal is killing Americans and US is paying for it. So much for F around and find out. So did Taliban and US gifted them free America weapons for murdering their soldiers. So much for not being a "valentine" when you people are giving free gifts.

Nah that's went you rethink your life before getting gunned down

What American boats? They all have Panama flags to not pay taxes, so 99% of the time the pirates get away with it lol

Evil never learns so why would america

It's darwinian selection. Clever pirates live, dumb ones end up as fish fodder.

Japan learned that one the hard way 😅😅

I got your reference 😏

Womp womp, tell that to the houthis.

​@@ClassifiedUnit-135With fucken pleasure.

​@@ClassifiedUnit-135 SENDS A BARRAGE OF MISSILES

Who's gonna carry the boats?

And can fly circles around us, and has high ground while we have….no ground. Yea Let’s shoot at the big bird😂

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Only the most ignorant of humans aren't absolutely scared shitless of an aircraft carrier.

The Eisenhower is not a battleship.

You know what he's saying, smart guy ​@@Rotorhead1651

Last i checked the USS Eisenhower did not have 16 Inch Guns but rather a flight deck capable of launching fixed wing and rotary aircraft

@@Rotorhead1651 You believe It's not a ship that doesn't battle and doesn't have any firepower on it? Okay.

Hard line there