How Fast Do They Touch Grass In EVERY Star Wars Movie? 

I don hav witter

⁠hi

I’m not the only Lego 501st trooper here now!@@NateDaGreat27

Why don’t you do I ranked every planet in star wars

25 years actually

@@mishynaofficial right

luke: I don't like grass. It's itchy, and irritating and gets everywhere when wet

Bruh he's a gamer sweat

Damn, he down bad

what can I say, I just give the people what they want.

@@Jedwerd we don't DESERVE!

holy cow, you're right nice job bro, I was wrong

@@Jedwerd Well, that just means you touch more grass than I do IRL lmao

someone took notes, hats off to you champ. Even I didn't notice that, and I made the video

Thanks man, yeah it was tough, I managed to only gauge one eye out (had to keep the other one to find the timestamp), but yeah, the struggle was real 🥲

​@@Jedwerdif the sequel trilogy was so garbage then why not you rewrite the sequels

Dude, what’s wrong with you? The sequel trilogy is good. Especially The Last Jedi.

@@Jinkerblackbird look I like the sequels a little bit they're are alot of things we need to fix the only good movie in the sequels is the force awakens but the last jedi and the rise of skywalker are trash

@@youssefmesrati340 I may not be Jedward but I can still try to rewrite it: Basically the trilogy starts with a small fight scene where Luke destroys a few pikes and moves through a spaceship towards the detention centre. With a swift strike he cuts it open to reveal a Jedi completely encased in carbonate, a Jedi Master called Mace Windu. Luke releases Mace and the carbonate slowly retreats, Mace becoming visible muttering about experiments and a map. Luke tries to get him out but he suddenly senses danger. Mace, still blind and weak pushes Luke away while a blaster strikes him through this heart. Luke spins around and faces Cad Bane, the old bounty hunter still as deadly as ever. Luke ignites his lightsaber but Bane is clever, jumping back and activating the ray shield in front of the chamber he is standing in. The wall is pierced by the side door and Bane jumps back, tapping hit hat at Luke as the door closes. Luke though doesn’t give up, grabbing the spaceship with the force but Bane is able to fire a shot at the door and Luke has to jump away and activate the emergency shields to keep the oxygen stable. Cad takes the opportunity, shooting away but not before alerting the pikes of a trespasser. After that the plot steadily progresses. Bane contacts a mysterious figure, explaining the success of the mission and that he wants his credits. The figure doesn’t reply. Cad suddenly sees a shadow looming over him and knows he has been played. The figure finally said something, “You have been an asset but now that your services have been completed you are merely a loose variable, fire at will commander”. Bane closes his eyes, the booming noise of canon fire growing in the distance and the screen becoming dark before smoothly transitioning to Luke. I know this isn’t finished but hopefully it is enough to get an impression of what could’ve been.

glad to hear that champ, I'm feeling under the weather myself, so I get how you're feeling. Just know that I really appreciate you, and everyone else who enjoys my videos. It actually means a lot to me. Get well soon 😊

@@Jedwerd ayyyyy i’m also sick

yeah what's gra- wait... FU-

I think it’s that weird green stuff on the ground outside. Haven’t touched it for the past 16 years.

@@LordPorkshire ohh yeah i saw that once outside my house

You poor soul

Umm I think it’s that thing that kills gamers if they touch it, might be purple? No I think it’s green actually, I dunno, you probably shouldn’t touch it I know I haven’t

Thanks man, that means a lot to me. I appreciate you and everyone else. 😊

This is actually the best performing video I’ve ever posted on my channel. 22k views in 13 hours. Glad you liked it 😊

Great pfp, God bless!

I think getting stabbed through the spine is lethal

I’d be able to find a unicorn before I’d see that

@@Jedwerd you should try rewriting the sequels since all you do is talk trash about it

Do it

This is a good one.

cause it's sick

trueee@@Jedwerd

Oh, great idea!!

The only member out there

Yee

What the actual fuck

Betting Count Dooku would be there

he did on the Forest Moon of Endor

2:47

Yeah but, the people aren't on a hill or a scumsukker

that's the dream