how i got into minecraft monday 

those fools. they don't stand a chance

wait ur teaming with jschlatt? gg everyone else

Indeed

Woah you guys will team?

no backstab pls i would like my hero to be able to eat

they’re both so different yet so amazing

@@smallworldhaker7781 I'm excited

@@hi-nw7qy hi excited wait...

The funny mic

@@hi-nw7qy I'm Absolutely Hyped™

No way. Keems eyes whould have melted at the sight of such magnificence. I think he only showed one elbow

lol

ImSuchANerd ur right

😂😂😂

Correct

900,000

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

@@arpita1shrivas ITS TECHNOPLANE

a millionaire

I dont want to comment cuz it would ruin the likes number 69

Emoji flex

@@gamingjedi52 that's my job as a millionaire 😌

@@adelefurness4021 yessir

@@anitaremenarova6662 You can't be anxious in social situations if there is no one to be anxious around.

@@castafiorept7309 Correction: you cant have social anxiety if everyone dead

@@circledash9813 That's basically what I meant, but yeah.

@@circledash9813 that's literally their joke... read more books please.

The scariest people are the most silent ones

Funny, you predicted the future.

Meowing Oswoof no he commented this 6 months ago mm was 10ish months

The combat followed him

Little did they know he plays blitz

Oh yeah yeah Sub2pewds my bad, sorry! :)

1:57 this Clip is crazy ong

facts bruh

I’ve never even thought about that tbh he really did become the biggest out of them all

he still has at least 500 blitz survival games videos you could watch

@@NosamTheWise pewdiepie?

@@soofeesh I forgot Pewdiepie was a part of it when I wrote this comment ngl lol

and now he gets half a million viewers per stream

*YES. YES I DO...!*

@@james7083 nah like 3M in total at this point, he got 300k concurrent last stream

If techno can scare the old generation of masters then you know he’s a monster, he literally got banned from a minecraft Monday because he was too good

@@symlees3357 *looks at his 800k viewer stream" "man. and he hasnt changed at all."

Lemoon It’s normal

* potato, Lets have some respect

He would eat himself 😖

BOGDAN COCA no my guy that’s a quote from the stream

How does this have 1.6k likes but 5 replies

no one asked 👍

@@dashinggentleman.2317 shut up spingle

@@dashinggentleman.2317 true

@@dashinggentleman.2317 dude, why?

@@dashinggentleman.2317 no one cares dickhead

epic likes

I’m thousandth like

Mīmurōdo Gaming Cool :)

This is the least toxic comment thread I have ever seen. *I love it*

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

i need this too

plzz

Give me the sauce.

Please.

Or just the whole footage

someone said "tell the nonce to cooperate" in the chat, his career was over 10 minutes earlier

Lmao

his brain has grown sense this video

@@clappingslapper6349 and your since sense hasn't edit: How come people don't have the ability to comprehend the sarcasm in this joke? Voices, step up your game! We are superior to any other chat, and we cannot have ourselves distinctly known as "joke missers." What type of abomination do you think I am? We are a collective conscience and I'm not having that shit be ruined. Take a damn joke.

*character development*

Ok

Not only do they know *they also FEAR him*

Now everyone: *angrily grumbles about losing*

@@aparadox6303 for real-

@@zyberzero4491 oh shoot I did spell it wrong 😂😂 thanks for bringing it to my attention!

he literally just stab people

Techno blade never dies

@@pieppy6058 this has totally different meaning now. RIP

I seriously saw this right as he said it lol

Awesome Toodles SAMEE

I don't feel like he's wrong either.

This made me almost spit out my drink.

@@naturegame8624 statistically he’s not

Very true

what happened-?

@@denksmitd He admitted to grooming

@@eleavate that's fucked up, thanks

I mean technoblade just didn't wanted to spread toxicity

InternetPhilia the quotation marks “ my guy. WE NEED THE QUOTATION MARKS

Just like in real life

696

@@vaultofarms done

@@yarrowplant r/cursedcomments

And no knockback

SchollCrew that was good ngl

what if you wanted a kill in minecraft monday but your target said *P E A R L*

what if you wanted to play skywars but the game said: Technoblade joined the game

Welp, might as well get ready to type ‘gg’ for that pretty useless karma...

He's getting like 100k viewers consistently during live streams and gets over a million views per video the day it's released. I'm really happy for Techno. I've been subbed since 2017 :)

He hit 320K on the revolution stream

800K!!!

Damn can’t believe his views literally quadrupled in the span of 2 months

@@martapereira6117 DESERVED

That's good plan and if he wins he gets 10000 muffins

I agree with this statement.

It's my destiny to see it.

1 mil subs with no vids you have legitimately one THOUSAND subscribers more than I do, and you haven’t uploaded a single video I’d say you’re doing pretty well on your goal. :(

Ferbooper Ik feels bad man

Mikhail McMorrow Let’s destroy those orphans

Yo og references

@@MakusinMeringue still only the 2nd worst thing in the lives so who cares

THOSE ORPHANS NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

Dude these orphans are gettin' destroyed! Lmao

was looking for a comment like this

Did he say that in a video or something?

@@TheEnderman-fq2im yes

@@TheEnderman-fq2im He said the "Carsons a great guy part".

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

Recheck sub count

@@cryptorial I made this like 3 weeks ago when he had 500k, it's a joke/quote so I'm not gonna change it?

@@YadoBear bruh how the hell did he only have 500000 subs 2 months ago

@@jamesridden1557 Probably because of Mr Beast and Dream talking about him constantly, then the duel between the latter and him. That's how I found him, at least

@@Wish-rm2qs nah man he had like a huge sub boost last year at mc mondays where he literally dominated the games after that he got upto 1 million subs dream wasnt even that big back then

agreed

True

Probably

And they won lol

You predicted the future

*STONKS*

Your like count was at 69 I'm sorry I was the one

That moment when gb80 joins and they are teamed

technoblade would just use his steering wheel

@@user-pu2uj8iu5x time and space would just be ripped apart

ok Boomer

@@MIKEY_IN_LIMELIGHT ok zoomer

Esmarlda Villarreal oof

Esmarlda Villarreal ok millennial

@@Verisity k

Pls

Muffin Doggo hoi doggo fren

.o.

@@egg3913 oh you think you are better fancy weird dog?!

bOrk

Literally no one has liked your comment after 22 mins. How does it feel, Mr Sucks?

HUGE F

You even get ghosted in this comment section

92 likes wow

jacksucksatminecraftmondays

man.

"If you have 50,000 people few of them are going to be seriel killers"

Got it lmao

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

so he plays with himself

@@BloxerPlot yes, that's how good he is

He definitely plays with himself

@@dragonshaven962 no one can defeat him so he just fight with himself

He got his clone from area 51

Gallimimus Toadeh King I see you're new to this channel

Heck man, hes probably watching tv while doing all this as well lol

X Poison and playing in VR

Pfft that is simply the way of the Techno

He can be doing his English essays while playing and talking

where

Saaaaame.

@@omchar8171 LINK?

Fuke Fuk I was agreeing to wanting the footage, not having seen it. Sorry if that was unclear.

Bro did you see his and PewDiePie's hunger games video, James Charles is a PvP god

Yeah....It Hurt So Much As A Fan For 5 years it hurt

Like you know every leading figure in and industry I’m just joking .

ikr

Meeminator r/im14andthisisdeep

@@thatboimudkip2302 more like r/im16andthisisironic

Meeminator ok emo boy

Now they really are ghosts

SgwiggleMon Squiggles lmfao

Deserved lmao

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

Keem

To be fair Keem did expose some Minecraft Predators as well a few years back. Too bad he let MC Monday be run into the ground from mismanagement.

@@ellabrown4248 his new name is keen

@@mrmeh1454 keenu reaves

@@cyberbyte2168 ah yes now I remember why I hate him, he's that psychopath who can destroy anyone's whole life

I don't know, do you?

Me to

¿

Rip the dream 💔

exactly

Why is this relatable?

@@chesspiece4257 hol up, wait a minute

@@bornmonk4234 shhhh

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

Any eastern country

and vietnam

Lol

PFFFT IKR

and in New Zealand

thats what i thought too:))))

It's kinda sad though because techno isn't even trie harding and he just wants people to like him

@@user-lj6vq7bm7u Yeah that's true, it's sad that people hate on him for being good at the game. At the same time, I can understand people's frustration as they feel like no matter how well they do Techno still seems to generally always win and do better than them. It would be interesting if they did one week of the top individual players teaming up, like say Bajancanadian and Technoblade, Vikkstar and Skeppy, etc.

@@user-lj6vq7bm7u try

@@speedepitomised bruh chill they're just joking

@@adorablerepresentativemcfo9892 Yeah most of them are but obviously there is some genuine salt against Techno for him winning all the time. Maybe they don't hate him for being so good but a lot of people definitely get annoyed if he dominates a Minecraft Monday. Honestly I just want the game to be entertaining and it can get a bit stale if Techno wins every week so I like what they are doing to nerf him a bit and make the team's more fair and balanced. It's funny that they have to put him with the worst players just to ensure he doesn't win, Techno's just so damn good at Minecraft it's crazy. Meanwhile I love Minecraft but I'm a complete noob lol 😂

Chris from mr beast right?

@@ramekin5635 yup!

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

@@arpita1shrivas shush man

Pls don't ruin the 69 likes count

*Ruins 69 likes*

@@BigPoppi2 *outro of longbeachgriffy starts playing*

Omg I'm famous

he can't talk to them in live time, so it doesn't cout

Millions...

@@parthenocissus T h e c h a t

@@kaimarquess1965 but its not verbal responses. I have the same issues he does. Its a lot different talking to lots of people you can physically see, compared to talking to numbers on a screen.

The voices are helping him to overcome his fear

Ah yes, stalkhome syndrome

Stalkhome

@Sewon BANG pog

*its a bird, its a plane* *_RUN ITS TECHNOBLADE_*

Echo Gaming sarcasm

Shadow Cat What is this supposed to implie?

@@Verisity Imply*

Godlyhax thanks

@@Verisity A while ago, he did a short clip called "proof I don't autoclick" where he goes onto a CPS website and gets like 700 clicks through pure skill

@@Henry_005 Physically, yes, but in our hearts he will live forever

*4

@@HannahMMicke ok this was from six months ago no one cares

@@Minecraft_Steve_ *4

@@2sinister4you let’s be real he would’ve dominated week 14 with wisp

@@Minecraft_Steve_ *4 xD and I agree with you

@Bobby Rascal its because carson ate a waffle before minecraft monday... r/wooosh

@Bobby Rascal Number one R/woooosh isn't dead Number two. No, you didn't.

PugGames dude he just snacked in waffles for like 20 minutes of the stream

@Bobby Rascal 1: the woosh subreddit is far from dead 2: his formatting is good. Stfu

@Bobby Rascal r/woooosh

Well yes but yes

Yes but yes

from all the moments of the video, I saw this on the exact moment when he said it nice

Well yes and yes but yes

True that

Well, it's true

I relate to him

Relatable

- The guy who spent nine months farming potatoes in minecraft 12 hours per day

*5th? How pathetic.*

When techno uploads 2 videos a year: "what is this sorcery!?!"

he may never die but he also never uploads

In one of his streams there was a guy who said "ever heard of less is more technoblade??" (He was gathering stacks upon stacks of gold) techno then replied " yea that's how my upload scheadule works

True

Until now

@@amalkrishnanajay5907 until now

@@bor_d4133 i mean if you saw a year ago he post something in 7 months so ......

Yes we now we get about an upload twice a month.

This is all a straight up bruh moment

Im so happy for him also he about to reach 1mil

*YE*

Yesssss it's so cool having been subbed and watching for gah idk how long.. Quite a few years, since he was a pretty small youtuber (for some reason YT didn't notice his hot elbows and bump him up a couple million subs) and gah almost at a million it's so cool

Which video

@@youtube.comsucks this one

They split them as well smh

TheWhiteFang they did???? i’m so sad the SkepBoyHalo ship is real

UR MOM yee you better ship them

Ulm Destroyer 101 shut up nobody asked

Ulm Destroyer 101 jesus christ i lost brain cells trying to read that comment. bella thorne is that you?