How I sold 20,190,263 balloons per hour 

Well, if you do, give us a numerical update if you can.

Breaking games is fun, thank you for what you do.

The guests: -Own nothing -Will be happy

Is there anyway for guests to lose their map?

"butt exploring that possibility was a bit too loo"

10 second Tom? 😂😁

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-iN_BDcKhtWk.htmlsi=ca0R5Y7NIwPpbpDr. 😂

they’re trying to buy air so they can breathe bruh

Hey now I'm not that cruel, they only drowned 35 times a minute on average.

So waterboarding it is​@@MarcelVos

Marcel just casually coming up with bizarre torture techniques that would make the CIA blush.

They’re guests! Get it right!

@@averageskyfatherworshipper9342 Technically any human in the game is a peep, but only customers are guests (so staff are peeps but not guests).

Hope you sleep well Meu Amigo

Where are you? Pacific Islands? Its 10.20pm Tuesday here

Same, its 4:30 here in Mexico. Should also be very asleep Cheers!

West Coaster spotted.

Good. Watch the funny Dutch man sell bloons

I was hoping I miss heard it and that it was just 15GB, but 50GB is not a slight memory leak

@@davidverbeek4849 if it's a "proper" memory leak than it doesnt really matter. 50GB will just take 3.3 times longer to fill up.

Having done some plugin development on this game, this is your brain on JavaScript

Sounds like a Let's Game It Out video

@@davidverbeek4849 “Just 15 GB” as if that isn’t already way too much for what’s going on.

That's one balloon sold every single waking second for an entire year lol

Dripping wet from being repeatedly drowned, buying balloon after balloon.

"Balloon vendor. Day 221. i do not know how i found the time to write this, but for sanity's sake i must. every day i sell balloons. every minute. every second. the contrast of the guests that i see today to when i first started working here. nothing will stop them, it seems. their world could crumble, their principles turned on their head. yet still i hear without a smile but a scowl: ""One balloon please"". Why? never did i think one summer job would have me question the very universe and its purpose. Why?"

20 million balloons sold from April to October. I calculated 18.5 million seconds with a tool found on internet, so yeah about 1 balloon per second, 24/7 for 7 months!

@Guiboard thank you so much for confirming; that's probably my favorite "instinctively knowing that's a good estimate without going and chrcking" I've experienced in life so far

The worst thing an NPC could discover, is finding out they're on Marcel's computer. Lol.

It's eternity in there...

how will he top this one? oh, the anticipation

Hey, when you've got to go, you've got to go

In real time that's about every 10 minutes...

Imagine if a month and a half passed in 10 minutes

Moclans on The Orville only go once a year and treat it like a special occasion.

Tycho Brahe be like:

They forever want to use the bathroom, desperately enough that they'll keep paying for it over and over again, but they're always ejected out right before they can release. They'll also never just wet themselves.

Like a good communist, he also made the balloons free.

Not to mention polluting the environment ... he's Evil Personified!

Nat a war crime, not at war + not a military presence. Plus, the happiness meter clearly shows that the guest doesn’t even register the fraction of a second between wanting to buy a balloon and wanting to buy a balloon, or even that they just bought one and it magically disappeared, since they keep coming back and buying more. The memory isn’t even repressed, it’s just never processed, and their body is completely unaffected since it’s mostly just falling, and as such, the definitions of both physical and psychological torture fail to apply, and the fraction of a second of forgotten time is entirely negligible.

Not technically war crimes, just crimes against humanity

That's just openrct2. Absolutely no idea how they managed to make the a 2d game that works on a pentium 200 without lag delve into single digit frame rates on a computer hundreds of times more powerful just by zooming out slightly.

@@C.I... easy, by removing vanilla limits

And plugins which use JavaScript which is a lot slower than C++ and assembly

im no expert, but i think it took less memory to get to the moon than to run RCT. especially how Marcel plays it

Which then killed 2 people by preventing their rescue, as well as the environmental apocalypse that comes from 1,500,000 balloons litering the landscape

Air

I think you mean Isaac Newton? Or you're going to surprise me with a cool fact about Galileo

@@KhanggiTanka It was Galileo who figured out that the acceleration due to gravity for falling objects is not dependent on their mass :) or: heavy and light objects fall at the same speed.

And tired guests drown slower than energetic ones

@@KhanggiTanka It was thought that a small cannonball would fall slower than a large one due to the difference in mass. Galileo asked what would happen if you chained them together, and then attached them. Would the smaller one hold the larger one back with the chain? Would the larger one drag the smaller one down faster than it would naturally fall? And if they are attached, would they fall at the rate of the smaller ball, the larger ball, or does their combined mass make them fall even faster? He concluded this is absurd. The only reliable answer to these questions is that in all cases the cannonballs fall at the same rate. Historians suggest that Galileo never actually did the experiment with the infamous tower of Pisa, instead writing about it as a thought experiment.

@@Ravaxr He's not entirely right. At some point, mass starts to matter. Drop Jupiter instead of a cannon ball, and it will fall faster. If it's true for Jupiter, it's true for the heavier cannon ball

Unless you made a typo. You said it would take ~5 million cubic feet, and the US used 59 million cubic meters, or ~ 2 billion cubic feet

Second also Feet to meters ? Maybee include also Fahrenheit and therperatur to your Calculation to make it more Look Like real math

@@velvetbutterfly You are correct, when doing the unit conversion I for some reason didn't realize that one was million and the other was billion, whoops. I've edited my comment to remove the completely incorrect part

@@wernerfels7584 Yes, I converted feet to meters, since the sources I was using used different units (though I spared detailing the conversion calculations for brevity, but that's my bad if it made it confusing). I'm not an expert in balloons, so I don't know if/how temperature makes a difference?

That works only when they're let go of and in the air.

it's possible in RCT3

I was sure you could pop a guest's balloon. Maybe that was Theme Park then?

But it didn't get demolished by a Hilux.

There's even captain slow at 1:17

0:45

For now it doesn't seem necessary though as the final record is without any plugins or anything. I guess I used the speedup to get the 9600 guests all in the park and through the three mazes, but that's all.

That's how you get them to come back. If you tell them what they want to know, then they'll have no reason to come back and ask again, right?

baisc capitalism at its finest