How It's Actually Made - Beef Jerky 

"Like a Porta-Potty falling down a cliff" is a perfect description for the visually impaired

When a tribunal dies, they use their meat for the jerky in the tribunal.

"The beef pieces are put though a beef paper shredder which is like a paper shredder but for beef" Ah gotcha

“i asked them what the secret ingredient was, and the only hint they gave me was it was super yummy oh boy” had me dying 😂😂😂

"Why does he keep making Duke nukem jokes?" *doesn't realize the brand name until 3 jokes in

Yes. I too love adding some "super duper yummy, oh boy!" to my food. It makes really yummy

I ate the flavor packet It was best thing I've ever tasted, but the medical bills weren't worth it.

4:39 when the group didn’t hear your joke the first time

You should make one called "How It's Actually Made - Beef" and it would just be a time lapsed power point of a cow growing up.

I absolutely love how these videos start off as a normal documentary, and then gradually escalate into the uncanny. Bravo, you earned a sub and notifications turned on.

"Beef jerky is no longer a food." "It's now a popular fruit snack,that comes in a variety of flavors"

"once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor, quality control begins" had me CRYYINGGGGGG

"Meanwhile, in the Mojave Desert- Just kidding, this beef is actually manufactured in the USA." Woah woah there buddy

This took way too long to realize that something was off with the narrator

The tribunal has deeper lore than most tv shows

Those flavor packets are my favorite food. Sometimes, I like to save them up and then eat them in a bowl with milk like cereal. They give me the yummies in my tummie!

I'm craving a snack that's portable

"Jerky might actually be a mispronounciation of the word jerky"

"The meat is placed in to an industrial smoker, because there is absolutely no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting." Well, let me introduce you to Alabama.

1:11 is the most underrated joke

3:54 wait the ones that say “do not eat?” Those bastards lied to me

When I saw the beef being picked by the tribunal I could just hear them say “you are the chosen one”

2:15 rest in peace that one piece of jerky

0:02 I thought he was gonna say “that smiles back” but portable works to

Completely had me until "it rolls together like a Porta Potty down a hill".

Instructions unclear: Put my beef into normal shredder

How it's actually made: sadness

It really got me good when Large Kevin, the Beef Elder pointed in the direction which the beef spear draped in the beef should go, at 2:10 - as if the beef spear had anywhere else to go but into the beef box with all of the other beef spears also draped in the beefs. The fact that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle believed the beef spear draped in the beef had a multi faceted destiny, and felt that it was his duty as Oracle to choose one of many possible destinies for this beef spear truly shows that Large Kevin the Beef Oracle is one with the beef, and successfully secures another term on the beef council. A round of applause for Large Kevin, the beef Oracle.

I remember when I was a boy, my dad used to always watch how it's made with me not understanding how this was entertaining. As I am now an adult I now understand how amusing this really is.

“Into a beef paper shredder. It’s like a regular paper shredder, but for beef.” Ah yes. The floor here is made out of floor.

For those wondering the needle device at the end is for testing the nitrous oxide that is pumped into the packaging to displace the oxygen before the packaging is sealed for preservation.

"they also throw in an extra flafor packet so you should eat it after eating the jerky to prevent heartburn" i CANTTT

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”

Thanks for the tip- eating that extra flavour packet has drastically improved my life experience

The Duke Nukem reference was hilarious

Holy crap I actually thought this was a real episode of how it is made

Never seen one of these before, I love how it starts off legit and then slowly gets less and less accurate lol

“The meat spins like a porta potty falling down a cliff”😂

1:49 Most terrifying part of this video. Someone literally has to stand around sorting little strips of raw meat BY HAND?! That looks like the most boring job in America.

Imagine graduating high school to put strips of beef on a piece of metal all day

“...there’s no way to smoke this much meat in one sitting.” Have you BEEN to a college party of any kind?

Thank you for bringing attention to the legendary Beef Jerky Tribunal.

3:00 "Once the meat has lost all of its appeal and flavor, quality control begins" LMAO

That “flavor packet” lmao

Who could dislike something as educational as this?

3:56 my sister tried this, and apparently it is so good that she went to sleep

“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert just kidding there are actually made in the U.S.A

This has to be the most underrated narrator, in the history of narrators

Ever since I started eating those packets in the beef jerky, I've never felt so different! It must be working great!

Is the shredder a filling machine or a rinsing machine?

“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert” “Just kidding these are made in the USA” Me: uhhhh

“Meanwhile in the Mojave desert” “Spin like a porta potty falling down a cliff” “These four wise elders” “Change is to offset balance in the universe” “Talk about a bunch of beef *jerks* huh‽” Damn I like this narrator lol

The second "What a bunch of beef jerks" followed by a long pause killed me.

I have to add for anyone interested, the "giant metal flower" at 3:17 is actually a very specialized filling machine specially designed for beef jerky. At last count only 5 existed in the entire world after the one in Russia suffered a catastrophic mix up where someone tried to use it to fill orange soda bottles.

2:25 "to change this number is to offset balance in the universe" Thanos: reality can be whatever I want. *6 infinity stones*

“The beef pieces are put through a beef paper shedder which is like a paper shredder but for beef” Is literally the same as: “The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?”

I'm going to be honest, that doesn't look super hand made

*"The tribunal has judged you to be JERKY"*

How to become a member of the tribunal: quit middleschool.

wow at the fade-over at 00:59 i thought the guy was about to put his hand in the beef shredder..

That extra flavor packet is my favorite part of eating jerky!

3:48 balls of steel

Love the Silica packet flavoring, It really hits the spot in the emergency room!

"Jerky is now no longer a food, its actually a popular fruit Snack"

Rest In Peace to that one Jerky bag who flatlined 😔

4:00 when I was a kid I actually thought they were flavoring packets

also known as saw dust XD 1:25

How does he say all this with a straight voice I'm laughing hard

"The beef pieces are put into a beef paper shredder, which is like a regular paper shredder, but for beef!" 0:50

"The meat shredder" is what I call my ex

I got so high one time I actually believed this was a real “How it’s made” channel

1:10 And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.

i can't believe he didn't say "that was a jerky move" while they were loading it into the smoke

I love getting high then just going down this rabbit hole and trying to figure out which ones are real and which are the parodies without looking.

3:53 Until this moment, I wasn't sure if you had the balls to give potentially fatal health advice to the viewers. Not disappointed.

This guy's humor is as dry as a beef jerky, and I love it.

I love the focus on the tribunal, so interesting, I had no idea beef jerky had such a vital function in the universe. You learn something new every day.

i really want some beef jerky now, certified paid sponsorship

Please no one eat the “extra flavor packet”

3:28 'It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And im all out of gum." - Dick Kickem

I thought I was watching Discovery UK or something. But then he says: "it rolls together like a Porta Potty down a hill"

1:30 it's spinning meat, meat that is spinning, one may say a meat spinning or "meatspin" , perhaps

I love how you can still learn about the actual production process from watching this

I was trying to watch how it's made to sleep and ended up watching this and laughing thanks narrator for keeping me up to 2AM

the subtlety of the tribunal having four members is great

being part of the beef tribunal low key looks like a fun and chill job you just touch meat and hang out with your friends

0:08 I'm sorry, but what murderer's basement was this shot in?

I love the duke nuken reff's in the video

"Back in the Mojave Desert- Just kidding, this is manufactured in the USA" I had to pause for a moment like "Wait, that's IN the USA"

2:20. And you thought YOUR JOB was boring..... bloody hell I would die in 2 weeks doing that.

How its actually made: Women

4:25 Rip beef jerky you will be missed.

"Delicious blood sauce" So when did blood become appetizing lmao

"here's some seasoning!" *dumps sand on the meat* Mmmm yum!

Lmao “Premium wrinkled beef”

"Boy, talk about a bunch of beef jerks, huh?" is my new motto

Finally, someone who lets me eat that packet on the inside

I started watching this because I was genuinely curious. Halfway through I was like alright wtf is going on. Either way you earned a sub cause this shit was funny.

The Tribunal part was very interesting 10/10 story line...

I was genuinely curious about how beef jerky is made and now my depression is cured. Thank you