How It's Actually Made - Bread 

As someone with a masters degree in bakery science, this is completely true.

As a PHD in Breadology haver, I second this

As a leading Ryes Researcher I recommend this factual video as a teaching aide.

As someone officially mustached, I agree

As someone who has eaten bread, yes.

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@@GamingMaster-ej6hr 3:06

@@GamingMaster-ej6hr 3:06

i literally heard the word meanwhile the precise moment i started read your comment, wow

lmao did she like it

Deets?

did she still think it was real when the bread "urinated on" itself?

Lol did she let the whole video play?

LMFAO WHAT

Oh god lmaoo

Its a delicious treat!

Birdbrain be acting up

🍞 Go ahead... Resist it

I never tought about this but now it seems so obvious oh my

Don’t forget when they leave the cursor somewhere on the screen..

I'd put one of these videos on just to see if my students realise it

1:43

That happened to me before.

In a way it still is serious I still know a lot more about bread making then I did before.

I realized it when he said “now its on to the batter bitch slapper”

I when I heard the bread meet their fate I busted out laughing.

i read that as "i thought this was serious, like his divorce"

"Multigrain bread is made from several ingredients, such as: flax seed, buckwheat, soy, and multigrain bread."

THAT'S.......... TERRIFYING LOL

It was filmed in the 60's

@@thegardensentinel because how its made def filmed stuff in the 60s,yknow on the science channel? That didnt exist back then?

Were you the officially mustached man?

@samiamtheman7379 no but I had a pretty sick Billy Ray Cyrus mullet

As Somebody That Was Issued A Villain Mustache Just A Few Days Earlier, I Can Confirm That There Is Indeed A Mustache License

You can be charged for driving under the influence........ Of a moustache.

I thought it was the filling machine

@@fifabots wait, it isn't a toy?!

Bread doesn't need a rinsing machine, only a filling machine

I was thinking the same thing lol

What about the capping machine?

It's just the old boomers that don't understand

😱CNN didn't do their job no way 😱

Imagine not getting a joke. How sad

I blame CNN for their viewers not being able to understand Satire, and thus I blame CNN for not checking.

Hi welcome to America, where most of the people that still believe in politics are ether really old, or really stupid.

Lol

there comes a point in life when every parent has to sit their kid down and explain why bread pees on itself. it had to happen eventually victoria.

Fuck yeah!

you are not funny. you have never been funny. all your friends secretly hate you.

Great comment! You are funny. You have always been funny. All your friends secretly admire you.

I am going to find your IP address, come to your house, BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR AND FIND YOU BEFORE I FINALLY Give you $20, a hug, and tell you you’re funny

@@TheSpooncera funny one liner on how that’s not true

its breeding time :troll:

Me too. Knowing this is being viewed by a bunch of CNN "5 things" subscribers made it extra funny! I wonder if someone is going to get slapped like the bread dough for this oversight.

finally someone with a sense of humor

If you like this then CNN did you a favor, this channel is full of these. Welcome to the fold. Err, Hugg.

@@user-vb9jj6vb2v lol I know right. So many ppl still expected a real documentary after watching it, because CNN, and are making their dissatisfaction known. At what point do they *not* go "oh this is a parody," and decide to call it out for being inappropriate educational material? o_O

@@0v_x0 Yeah. I watched several before I had to turn back to the work at hand. Funny stuff.

The Inquisitorial heretic slicer

How can dough have traffic violations? It is non sentient and therefore unable to drive?

@@Horus_the_Lupercal shut up, Rogal

@@Horus_the_Lupercal You've never seen them drive on the Bread Highway before, have you?

@@Horus_the_Lupercal Rogal, I assure you, we are capable of driving and many other things

Bread (tf2 moment)

Tf2 goblins are lurking in the comment section

LMAO

As a scout, I do indeed like it when my dad teaches me how to talk to girls instead of yelling "med down" at 29 year old discord moderators on a 14 year old video game titled "Team Fortress 2," a sequel to the infamous "Team Fortress Classic."

I was looking for this comment

ME TOO 😭

just like the child will be (the joke told itself im just the medium)

The batter bitch slapper

Fun fact bread is made out of bread

@@alehandroramirez9643 ye

It's million times better than that

@@alehandroramirez9643 lol

that man should be a icon

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I bet it was, Bruce

I like how calmly the narrator talks about it.

Yes

Did you come from cnn?

@@epiplexis826tbh even if he didn’t it’s not like it really matters much, the satire is really good but it doesn’t butcher much of the informative side, especially with the video. That’s why I love huggbees lmao. Also if you really wanna watch the OG video 99% of these documentaries are available on RU-vid in full if you just search.

How do you know multi-grain bread is not alive? What's your proof? They just don't have a mouth to express their endless and unison pain

@@el2746 I have no mouth and I must scream.

The funny thing is yeast is alive

@@henllo7391 o h y e a h

@@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 I lack the facial feature known commonly as a mouth, and I am tasked to mildly express my disdain.

They're Bready for anything.... okay I'll leave.

Roxy is best girl

Lovely

Darkness: sign me in

“I’M NOT A MASOCHIST!” - Markiplier

tell your father the internet people would lile to tell him gluten morgen, or gluten tag, depending on the time of day

Bread

I swear bro

You didn’t notice anything off before then lol

Took you that long?

@@sophier996 I heard “and bread” and knew

@@noblesr6518 *multi-grain bread*

Yes

" *I used the stones to destroy the* *stones* "

*I drink water to drink the water*

Bread +bread=bread bread bread

Aw yes, the floor is made of floor

I congratulate you, you fine gentleman, happy scooping 🤗🥖

Accurate

@BEEFCAKE 306 lol right

i was zoning in and out until he started talking about his divorce

i mean there's yeast in bread soo..... not entirely wrong

Same

What did you lose? I can help finding it

@@vin9916 bruh

ah yes, the bitch slappers, a staple of any factory

@@vin9916 i lost my soul i think its downstairs

1:42

Look at everyone sleeping on a comment from a bread who was there

Did you get Wolverine from the X-men's autograph?

I have to say, I'm a huge fan

I thought I ate you like three days ago

@@tassadar7945 yes

1:02

I thought they were awful but like most things, it’s all subjective! Enjoyed the video!

DEJA VU I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

Could you even say they just keep getting butter

😅😅

ok Gene Patterson

🤣🤣😂😂😂😂yeah

I can't hear anything

I laughed way too much at that part xD

😂

Yup. That's where I had to pause the video for 5 minutes to catch my breath.

I had a corporate employee at my company send this out to everyone after watching it without sound.... lmao... that was a great day.

satire? no, no, this is 115% real. very.

This is in fact not satire and is 199% real

*stares at CNN*

Hmm most certainly

Kneading a batter lawyer

Right!?! I thought it was just bad jokes in an actual documentary until the Batter Bitch Slapper. Then I figured out I’d been had…

I was like, wait hold on is this a joke video? yep, it sure is

Lol. Corny as hell.

But that wasn’t the 1st joke (Sorry)

What a wonderful turn of phrase

I was still under the impression it was real (early on in the video) and this comment tipped me off ;)

like his divorce lawyers LOL

Carb coffin was when I was 100% sure it wasn't the real thing

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-k6Ow6vumQSQ.html

Interestingly enough...ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-atOPUuGkfF8.html

No it ain’t fool

@@Snoobycake r/wooosh

@@gregdubya1993 Sadly, that process isn't that widespread. It would've been cool though.

@@jasonsudeikis26 No, it tastes like a liar.

Ah-men

Amen

I had a stroke reading this

Aman

æmengh

What bad English man this is better than 99% of RU-vid comments

Multigrain satire made of Multigrain satire

No they are real people from cnn

@@malachimarko7963 and there are now new comments from fans mocking the boomers who were confused

Don’t snitch on our multimedia multigrain 😭

🤓

If there is ever a moment when all the multigrain bread in the world is consumed, we will never have multigrain bread again.

Multibreaded coating.

Hmm yes, the floor is made out of floor

Sourdough starter, tho.

It actually could be true! Indeed you can use old polverized bread as flour, like 20% or less. It is a known method for reducing food waste and recycle yesterday's bread

No, you were made when the mommy bread from the factory and the daddy bread from the factory loafed eachother very much. The factory is your grandfather

This does not meet the higher standards of Illuminated Loafography and Flourmancy. The author didn't mention anything about the germ soulbinding into the gluten.

As a bread surgeon I can 100% agree this is how bread is made

@SameMistakes As a PHD in Knowitology, I find your breadologist field to be entirely fabricated.

@@blackkakari as someone with 4 PhDs in breadology and a member of the church of whole grain, I take offence to your accusations.

@@timewarrior7298 I prefer to believe the Nigerian Prince I bought my degree from.

Dear god

@@weather9405 theres more

@@andrewtrimble8780 god no

@@akimbo_spy3244 it’s just “NOOOOO...”

@@ginothecrusader9301 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It took me a minute to realize what just flew over my head.

Me who did not understand

I totally thought he was gonna say "baked at 420 degrees for 69 minutes"

I read this comment exactly as that part was playing

4:20 watcha smokeing

“…and urinates on itself, just a LITTLE BIT…” 😂

@Hashy Dopest same lol

@@anthonya824"... as it's dumped onto a slide."

“Weed joke minutes”

Same lol

The kids that bought it probably are too.

My sides disintegrated here

🍞

Bread👍

Pán 🍞

Bread👍

Bread 👍

Me 2

Yeah you can't have illegal moustaches, they have to be official ones.

@@goosebee imagine being illegally blind

@@kyeblade06 bitch i'm officialy blind

@@PerhapsRqSorry man you missed their joke.

@@PerhapsRq bruh

"I built this factory just to teleport bread!" -Soldier

@@ovgem bruh

@@ovgem what did they comment

Ong LMAO

Lmfao facts

That's how I found this channel earlier today. I wanted to see how cheese was made and kept going down the rabbit hole.

Bruh

See, it’s not wrong. This is how it’s made.

how genius

Dathings1 approved.

Whats under the floor?

And cake is made of cake

I was thinking the exact same thing😂

He's fooled me many times, I guess I never learn, I can never tell if it's real or not and now when I do what a real how it's made" I have my own jokes poping in my head

I knew the voice was different but the bitch slapper description really gave it away, in hilarious fashion

Yeah honestly same.

u didn't notice it was different 2 minutes into the video and after he made 2 divorce jokes?

@@sauceman5337 Well I mean, I would have, but like, I thought it was just in bad taste, as I'm used to that sort of humor.

The downhill part starts at 0:40

@@cartoonfantasy4541 0:20

SAD MR BEAST

@NobodySuspiciousHere lol

@NobodySuspiciousHere makes sense

What is the original?

@@godslittlecrayola the original sounds lower but you can easily confuse this for the original

Gacha cringe

@@navyblued it's just a pfp im too lazy for that shizz

@@godslittlecrayola the guy who did the pacer test

"what?"

“This huge mixer needs the dough like a i need a better divorce lawyer”

uhhhhhh👀

I keep my suckers clean, otherwise you get... topping transfer.

Goddamn it

@BotMe and after that you have to plug the red wire into the socket to make sure the engine boots at launch. Wrap the green wire around it's coil that sits directly beside the A button. After you put the back shell on, place the battery in the slot. Screw the Vr26 Jeeper back up and press the reset button. If everything worked according to plan you're device should show a thumbs up sprite. Plug the HDMI port into a monitor and wait three seconds. If it boots up on TV your in the good side. If it doesn't boot in less then 5 seconds quickly unplug. This can severely damage your TV and possibly start a fire

@@pattyryopotybuttongamer3063 wha... What?

yep

Then the fuckers replaced his video

Some of the crumbs are collected and sold as "panko bread crumbs" at a 300% markup

@@davidhong1934 Beewaread crumbs.

NICE PFP

@@mothman-cj2yd thank you.

It started from him saying "Dipping in gravy" and I was like "who the hell dip their bread in gravy??"

It's still getting there.

Dad, that was 5 years ago. You gotta let it go!

Ill deal with that once i get back from the gas station in Alaska

Dont forget the milk!

Dad, we know that you ate Mom. You don’t have to hide it anymore.

with memes

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You mean how bread is *actually* made?

@@Yesytsucks shut up

Did they really?

You mean filling machine action?

hopefully luke warm rinsing machine action would suffice, we ran out of the hot machines a while ago

@@allegedly_nightingale no I’m part of the insurgence

@@conormurphy4328 down with the rinsing machine gang

seems we got a hot sucking machine instead.

What happens if it was sprinkled with NTR

@@localextremist2839 no just no

@@localextremist2839 delete this

@@localextremist2839 even better here scat, piss, futanari and guro

@@cripplingdepression3061 dear god, what have have we created then

I was like Ik he ain’t say that turns on close captions

Nah bro when he said “the bread is being baked for about weed joke minutes”

timestamp?

@@ISI_ohionpc no

@@TheUltima_Werewolf sad

Hell yeah 🤣

Followed by “well that was weird….”

The Indeediest Of Indeeds.

@@dundermifflinity lets get back to the multi grain bread

How did you comment this when u r dead?????