How It's Made: Tissues 

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How its made: NASA nasa: what How its made: I need a giant laser sawblade nasa: Why? How its made: To cut tissue nasa: Ok

Real talk, all I could think of was "This would be a perfect villainous device for disposing of a hero/damsel in distress" XD

I was thinking the same thing. That looks like something from a horror movie

Hilarious..

Seems safe enough.

I was expecting something delicate like a cutting surface you won't even be able to see through safety protection or something similar and they came up with a videogame solution.

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But is it necessary that the saw move in a spinning motion? I would say it could be necessary for gaining enough G force but at the rate its going it might as well swing in a pendulum motion, could save some space anyway

@@metalisonline moving in the opposite direction of the blade's spin would probably make a mess

For tissues 😂💀

@poltergeist what do you think jigsaw uses? ;)

I work on a tissue machine. They're not scary. It's an inanimate piece of metal. If you're scared of that I hope you don't ever go outside.

@@rumbleisbetter you realize inanimate means non-moving right?

Image during regular maintenance when someone accidentally turned that on…

I was just thinking about that.

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@Bob Hatfield ITS CHEWSDAY INIT BRUV ITS CHEEWWWWSDAAAY BRUV. Imagine sounding and looking like you just got punched in the face 24/7 bruv

nose?

Maybe it's so that the cut is more clean than other cutting methods, not sure, just speculating

Imagine if something broke…

Lmao my thought exactly!! 🤣🤣

Ik i couldnt bare it

I wasn't experiencing any anxiety, but I hate unnecessary repetition, so it was annoying after just one or two of them because, you said, "We got it...dude"! But, they have to do as they're told in these video productions, I suppose.

@@jb6712 Yeah, they probably pulled so many that way they could get a good shot of it. That way if the shot is bad for some reason they don't have to do it again.

Yet for some reason every other box I buy I will pull a tissue out and one large clump comes out.

u mean scientists and engineers? basically our whole world today is thanks to them.

@@simk2243 obviously. im sure you dont know them by name though. because, to my original point, they deserve more credit

@@pennezita4095 I was just thinking that--so very very clever!

Mechanical engineers, college grads.

That's just a regular automated industrial process. Engineering.

From what I've heard from my industrial engineering major friends it can be both satisfying and annoying

Engineers are a wild bunch

Had to do it to keep costs down. Human salaries are way to high.

Ha! True

For reals! I have a Playlist of just how it's made videos with his voice

Love the show but would catch myself falling asleep after a bit lmao

He has such a gorgeous relaxing voice

@Psykhedelic a kid??!! How was old are you ? I started watching when it came out and I WASN'T a little kid anymore , that's why I was asking just curious.

@@sabrinamendez9078 it used to be on TV like 20 years ago idk if it still is

@@idk8964 oh really , I watched it when it only aired on cable TV.

yea I been watching since I can remember and I'm 18

I'd recommend watching some "How It's Actually Made" videos if you could watch it all night and day. They're pretty friggin hillarious

Mind blowing..🤦🏻‍♂️😆😂

I think you meant "nose blowing" 🤣

Did the become engineers?

Total overkill.

True! Never clean your glasses with something that used to be a TREE!

@@iSkyLiTz use water bro

@@iSkyLiTz yep you have been cleaning yourself with wood all this time ....crazy isn't it 😊

True

They used them on safety glasses

My buddy worked for GE abt 20 yrs ago. He designed the par of the assembly for a microchip that was responsible for the airbag deployment. Tbh, back then I thought it was cool but didn't care. It was more abt math and such.

engineers :)

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One company that supplies our napkin, tissue, and towel machinery is C. G. Bretting. They're located in Ashland Wisconsin.

It certainly isn't any "technology" from Afrika.

Non issue, okay. That’s how they get ya

Just blow your nose, you never know

Every sneeze makes you feel at ease

I still use it for my private time it you know what I mean

@@msldt9675 toilet paper is better for the environment

The circumcision-tron

Looks like it's from the film Saw or Hostel

Hahahaha two words that when used together apparently make me laugh!!

@@zoezzzarko1117 probs is xD

@Wayne Flanigan Come on Flanigan. Imagine the joke was a warm, glowing campfire that you’re huddled up next to. Then out of nowhere comes you with one of those heavy, rough, dark gray moving blankets. And you completely saturate it in water and then just gently lay it over the fire.

@Wayne Flanigan woooooosh

If you really thought that you may be the type of person that needs to be told not to keep soup in your pocket.

@@Charadoesthatgaming It may have been a joke, but it was not a particularly funny one. "Wooooooosh!" (The sound of air blowing in from one of your ears and right out the other...)

@@Gravy_Master With a name like "gravy master" I'm sure you've saturated your share of tissues. Also, your analogy, or whatever in the hell it is, is about as asinine as the original comment. But since you matter like a cup of water being taken out of the ocean, who cares.

This is why there are strict rules in place for safety. LOTO (lockout tagout) when you must go into the area with the log saw (that's its name) to change blades etc. Must wear highly rated cut resistant gloves. Must wear other PPE (personal protective equipment) including safety toe shoes. Follow instructions in the manual. Follow all safety rules no matter what. Source: I work in one of these places.

Wait...there are parodies of How It’s Made? You messin with me?

@@foxopossum huggbees

Probably a lot of sex and masterbation jokes lol

3:43 yeah,

No. Where?

My theory is they keep the tissues dusty so you sneeze and need more tissues

@@april_ Just like how they put salt in Dasani water, to make you more thirsty and drink more water. Lol

I respect you in the comments being the only one defending the saw one love sister

Oh, my, what a brilliant comment 🙄.

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I know that this is likely a joke, but I believed it’s a timing error on their part.

@@raptorex_i rationality 👍😂