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Комментарии : 9 тыс.

@epicvoiceguy 5 лет назад

Nom nom nom! Love you, HISHE! Thanks for letting me play!

@narerkritsinrachtanant6932 5 лет назад

Is it the indoraptor?

@marcopena7638 5 лет назад

EpicVoiceGuy Hi! John Bailey.

@jerrumite4425 5 лет назад

Hi EpicVoiceGuy

@Shanereichel3952 5 лет назад

Was that you as Dr. Ian Malcolm, or were you the Indoraptor?

@shavy7734 5 лет назад

Hello optimus prime

@kurai_sen7065 5 лет назад

The best part was that Blue was considerate enough to save the Brachiosaurus

@brentage5000 5 лет назад

I don't know about considerate....it's a long trip to the mainland, after all. 🍔🐊🍔

@wayner396 5 лет назад

It needs a snack

@nileriver922 5 лет назад

The fact the Brachiosaurus is from the first movie

@trashcan3537 5 лет назад

Ha lol, but yeah. She probably wants a snack, also. It’s a apatosaurus not a brachiosaurus

@squidsquiderson 5 лет назад

@@trashcan3537 No, its actually a brachi

@adjam1991 5 лет назад

I love how the Indoraptor agrees with the buyers about how pointless the gun idea is.

@dereklopez9060 4 года назад

It's meant for warfare, can you take out 20 guys at once by yourself ? If you had a gun with the laser and the Indoraptor at your side that wouldn't be a problem. I doubt you can do it alone.

@davodxsuperstar 4 года назад

Derek Lopez a gun is still a gun dawg no need for a dinosaur unless its a nuke bomb lol.

@kaustuv5682 4 года назад

@@dereklopez9060 twenty guys can still at least kill that one guy , if not the indo raptor

@rusty7984 4 года назад

Derek Lopez But you have to point the laser at one target at a time still time consuming it’s much easier to point a regular gun and transport a buttload of ammo than a dinosaur

@deweys_.opposum 4 года назад

Same and when the indoraptor eats hiself :_

@asharullah353 3 года назад

Indoraptor: Genetically engineered to dominate military engagements Also Indoraptor: Struggles to find three people in a dark room

@rajkaur9348 3 года назад

He has echolocation and highly trained sense of smell So wdym he had trouble finding them

@JCarey1988 2 года назад

Another clue the JP scientists have either lied their faces off or grossly overestimated their ability to play God.

@mimicproduction3814 2 года назад

They mentioned it that It's a freakin prototype not the actual one

@scrp6638 2 года назад

@@mimicproduction3814 was about to say, it’s not the finished product, it’s not gonna be what they described

@mimicproduction3814 2 года назад

@@scrp6638 it definitely was what they describe but it wasn't perfect

@gatsbymaguire 3 года назад

2:48 I like how Indo realizes how illogical his purpose as a weapon was and agrees with the customer.

@saint2972 3 года назад

🤣😂😂😂😂

@toptiergaming6900 Год назад

Only way I can see that being useful is if the target has armor to thick to penatrate with a gun but that's what grenades and RPGs are for.

@dinodavid5315 Год назад

It is meant for high tech military weapons or something, but fr, it is pointless

@toptiergaming6900 Год назад

@@dinodavid5315 I did some thinking on how to make a dinosour atleast somewhat useful in war and the I-raptor was about AZ a downgrade in many ways as it has even less armor and it appears to have lost its active camo

@porsche-sandoesnotundersta8184 7 месяцев назад

@@Acnologia120now tell us where you're gonna hide the indoraptor for you to aim the laser. Much less hasle than carrying a gun now is it, also for the Indo Raptor's price you can get a 4 Abrams Tanks, which is more useful than a Prehistoric Attack Dog.

@Depth217 5 лет назад

THANK YOU FOR SAVING THE BRACHIOSAURUS!!!!

@thetallman9531 5 лет назад

You know it was her travel meal.😂

@d38w37 5 лет назад

That was the same one from the original movie too

@austagtheglorious4534 5 лет назад

She only saved it for a boat snack

@davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад

Yes!

@davidhatcher7016 5 лет назад

@@thetallman9531 blue would die if she attacked that thing.

@MynameisJoey 5 лет назад

It's actually so obvious when someone points it out

@wtfdoesthatmean2876 5 лет назад

Replace the dinosaurs with dolphins or crabs and its a shite movie

@Ever_Sworn 5 лет назад

It's actually so obvious if you even watched the film

@kennethsatria6607 5 лет назад

On that note theres these other people now cloning dinosaurs. Thats the real danger here.

@FerrickAnima 5 лет назад

plot twist, the genetic template they took cloned the girl instead, and the first clone now have to face an existential issue with many clones of her

@neurotica5461 5 лет назад

@@kennethsatria6607 dinosaurs cant be cloned the dna is degraded you cannot take it

@lovepeople777 4 года назад

You forgot to mention that Owen broke the GyroSphere glass with a bullet even though in the first movie they said it was bulletproof

@hunormagyar1843 2 года назад

Omg Ikr lol

@sd7325 2 года назад

Lol

@AdamT-88 2 года назад

oh yeh

@rileynelson5656 Год назад

it was older though I don't know if that would change anything

@annep.1905 Год назад

Well, technically, bulletproof glass is only bulletproof to a point.

@S_Mishere 3 года назад

“Would you eat yourself” “Hmm never thought about that” “CHOMP CHOMP”

@radhabansal3419 5 лет назад

"Take em out" "To dinner?" That moment was epic

@cmzf947 5 лет назад

radha bansal yeah, that was hilarious.

@michael_t6891 5 лет назад

“Well hello! Welcome to my mouth!” *nom nom nom*

@matthewo1o 5 лет назад

Indominus Rex: "Okay, I'm gonna eat you now." Indoraptor: "Mmkay, I'm gonna eat you now."

@SPINOZILLA-jj8ts 5 лет назад

The grand sequal to before

@kindanotj6509 5 лет назад

*long live that line*

@Delrros 5 лет назад

Hahahahahahaha😆😆😆😆

@ericdevries3974 11 месяцев назад

Jurassic Park. (Dr. Grant and the kids climbing the perimeter fence) Dr. Grant: ok, kids climb over the top....(T-rex right behind them) T-rex: I'm surprised you guys got this far ahead of me. I was in front of you when I ate that galimimus. Plus, I can smell my prey for 10 miles, and you just heard me roar in the distance ok, I'm gonna eatcha now. Dr. Grant and kids: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

@wsgbrokie 2 года назад

"who's gonna transport a dinosaur, aim the laser at the target and say wait for my signal dinosaur, when your already aiming the gun, I just gotta go POW! done!" This man is a genius.

@3takoyakis Год назад

Moreover its a HIGHLY dangerous dinosaur. It needs to be in a cage. What are they gonna do? Bringing either cage/collar then drag the dinos around? Then awkwardly released em?

@garg4531 7 месяцев назад

@@3takoyakis And what's to stop it from turning on its owner because a) a laser gets pointed at *them*, or b) because it's a WILD ANIMAL and so is extremely unpredictable

@Provpsa121 3 года назад

That Indo-Raptor laser bit was GOLD I couldn't stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂

@klswimmer15 5 лет назад

"That just sounds like murder with extra steps"

@ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 лет назад

at least with a bullet, ANYONE could have fired a gun, with a dinosaur, we know WHO is responsible

@RideMyLighting 5 лет назад

Sounds like a line from Rick and Morthy

@DrRitterstein 5 лет назад

RideMyLighting It is.

@RussianJackal 5 лет назад

Ooh-la-la, someone’s gonna’ get laid in college!

@seriousnesstv7902 5 лет назад

How does no one get the rick and morty reference.

@grantcooper5799 5 лет назад

If you're pointing a gun, why not just use the gun instead of the dinosaur? "We don't do that here."

@renatocorvaro6924 5 лет назад

Because guns don't kill people! When you point a gun at someone, they just die by magic. Or dinosaur.

@obisvanainobis9950 5 лет назад

@BROOKE HARVILL I hate when jokes go over pepole s heads

@DragonsMyWayRule 5 лет назад

Yep...LOL!

@moisesgonzalez2910 5 лет назад

Dude damn right 👍

@magicdogstudios6624 5 лет назад

Grant Cooper maybe if its bulletproof

@undwiefindeschdus3366 4 года назад

2:20 😂😂i never realised that when i was watching the movie

@tjl337 3 года назад

Same here😂 To be fair we’re looking at the active antagonist for the first time and he looks terrifying

@endtrooper974 3 года назад

I was thinking Maybe you can use it if you run out of ammo

@sirankleknocker3122 3 года назад

@@endtrooper974 great minds think alike

@thomasedwardharrison2879 3 года назад

Gun > Dinosaur

@jinx1987 3 года назад

I mean, it could work in a covert ambush

@JStryker47 3 года назад

Maisie: "I let them out, because they're like me." *cut to Maisie in prison, the cell door slamming shut*

@phoenixnyc 2 года назад

And an indoraptor saying, "Well, hello! Welcome to my mouth! I bet you'd go great with some brachiosaurus!"

@ryanblaz4118 5 лет назад

I guess in order to find Blue, we'll have to follow, *Blue's Clues* * * Mic Drop * *

@kennethsampson539 5 лет назад

Lol

@pranavtiwari8682 5 лет назад

Target Cube Productions lmao genius

@sheepyboi4219 5 лет назад

Just YES!

@nickyjanebeat1526 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dukeevans3682 5 лет назад

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES EVERYWHERE! Thank you!

@ladyressespuffs 5 лет назад

"Well hello, welcome to my mouth" This is what I say every time I eat 😂

@robertdevito5001 5 лет назад

Lady RessesPuffs also a good pickup line...

@squidsquad7080 5 лет назад

hmmmm...

@natureisbeautiful9361 5 лет назад

@@robertdevito5001 😂 godlike comment!

@ajpasagi 4 года назад

Indorapter: well hello, welcome to my mouth Owen: ahh, eat her Claire: ahh

@Hi-re8mt 4 года назад

"This'd go great with some Brachiosaurus" My favourite line ever, thank you HISHE.

@Grabbahold 5 лет назад

The Indo is by far the best character "This would go great with some brachiosaurus"

@nalinmadushanka2527 4 года назад

😂😂

@xxtherealindoraptorxx4848 3 года назад

No way, I was trying to comfort her...

@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186 3 года назад

:’(

@moonbcw_ 3 года назад

I don't know why I laughed so hard at that part😂😂😂

@phamchunghieu4560 5 лет назад

I love how the indoraptor is so polite

@nathangarcia3308 5 лет назад

Just like the indominus rex

@dimastaufiqurrahman6691 5 лет назад

They teach him so well...

@epicvoiceguy 5 лет назад

Phạm Chung Hiếu we genetically created dinosaurs are designed to use proper etiquette.

@Sunaki1000 4 года назад

and flamboyan

@mandoun9011 3 года назад

Nope he's dead

@titanusalloxishackedthisch9290 3 года назад

" *FIRE!!* " " owwww...... rude " " *Oh Welcome Back To* _Normal World_ "

@Yt_Ghostly. 3 года назад

3:26 I just love what he says the way he said it

@lilysantiago679 11 месяцев назад

Mmkay.

@brainstorm623 5 лет назад

“Take them out.” “Like to dinner?” “I mean, in a way, yeah.”

@SnubbyDaArtist 5 лет назад

BRUH

@andrewchoi3790 4 года назад

Well,that’s not wrong....

@cloudy6256 4 года назад

True that but their not the ones who gonna eat

@lexthenightwing4214 4 года назад

True

@shaunrobbins4789 4 года назад

Hello welcome to my mouth Ahhhh eat her

@YodaOnABender 5 лет назад

No worries we got this giant buzzsaw in our submarine

@davidlance5310 5 лет назад

Elliott The Animator How the Meg Should’ve also Ended

@shahiqkhan6145 5 лет назад

I know you!

@kagiza4003 5 лет назад

It would not swallow the sub whole though

@jazzblues8267 5 лет назад

Ooooooooh yes

@deltag4mer830 5 лет назад

But all the wiring would've been crushed when the mosasaurus closed its mouth and started chewing

@hunterspor9123 4 года назад

3:26 He smells them in the room but he doesn’t know exactly where they are

@cheesefactory4234 Год назад

I love the Indorapter's interactions: "Say 'Hello' to my mouth!" Hilarious stuff, well done, HISHE!

@preethish8711 4 года назад

I really loved the voice given to Blue and Indoraptor.

@Morro12250 3 года назад

Preethish Nandi same me 2

@GamerSnake2009 3 года назад

Same

@ryanmcelroy5470 2 года назад

@@GamerSnake2009 yes

@lilysantiago679 11 месяцев назад

Beg your pardon.

@theshadow4887 5 лет назад

0:29 I’m surprised that they didn’t use this opportunity to do a Blue’s Clues joke.

@russianteam 5 лет назад

I was hoping for it

@tropicaltrapfire0344 4 года назад

0:56 Jurassic Park: The Lost World Reference lol

@janetbahena6079 3 года назад

Tn tn mini īlp P

@hithereitsken 3 года назад

@@janetbahena6079 what?

@UnixDZN 3 года назад

Brachiosaurus:*cow noises*

@michaellyden2580 3 года назад

They never did fully explain what happened on that ship to San Diego, did they?

@FreeStyle786 3 года назад

@@michaellyden2580 there supposedly was a scene where raptors snuck aboard the ship and ate the crew, but it was cut out the film and bc of that the plot is all disjointed and makes no sense

@gojiraptor0616 2 года назад

Another one could have been the Indoraptor about to enter Maisie’s room and then realizes that it’s already outside and can just go into the wild instead of just getting some little girl.

@helenarosno 5 лет назад

‘Like, on a date?’ Nice Ant-man reference

@PhamNicolas99 5 лет назад

or, you know, thousands of other movies :)

@silentstar2009 5 лет назад

"take you out?"

@rickjames5998 5 лет назад

but he says for dinner tho...

@wakandaknuckles6837 5 лет назад

HAHHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAHHAHAHA i dont get it :p

@NeilGartshoreFifeFlickFanatic 5 лет назад

"I understood that reference..."

@dkshadowxyz3579 5 лет назад

I love the detail that Blue saves the branchiosaurus

@onoono8632 5 лет назад

Justice for them. That scene made me cry and the dino only had 10 seconds of screen time.

@fedwyn 5 лет назад

That is the only the scene in the movie that conveyed any emotion to me tbh

@steinfakinaway6854 5 лет назад

The branchiosauruses in this movie were like the old crying ladies who only show up in funerals. They were there in the 2 sad parts of movie making those sad sounding cries

@kenncansino9513 5 лет назад

Fede Krauch My problem with that scene is that brachiosaurus have long necks so they can walk the ocean

@tinldw 5 лет назад

Kenn Cansino the ocean is often over 1 km deep

@yeetthebeatout6906 2 года назад

"Oh no, dinosaurs are on the loose! Whatever will we do?!" Barret .50, Mk 19, and tanks: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

@hunormagyar1843 2 года назад

Ikr lol

@RJWaynerium Год назад

Hello welcome to my barrel

@VTObi4z Год назад

Schwerer Gustav to the rescue!

@wiggins1008 3 года назад

Favorite scene: Owen: Hey if I had a laser pointing at your chest, would you eat yourself? Indoraptor: I guess I never really thought about that (blast) Indor: No no no no no no no no no no no no no numb

@JaxBlade 5 лет назад

DUDE THE BUZZSAW THING IS LEGIT!! I said that in the theater too xD I mean the Damn thing doesnt chew its food so I dont see the issue xD

@sachaltanveer2803 5 лет назад

May be they got crushed in the mouth.

@shark899138 5 лет назад

They were crushed not eaten alive

@rika5225 5 лет назад

Yea the mosausoraus doesn’t hold the submarine in its mouth the moasausoraus would literally crush the submarine

@rafaelalodio5116 5 лет назад

I think they were instant killed with the bite of that thing.

@Ahturos 5 лет назад

I just cheacked to see what they showed. They don´t show the Mosasaur swallow or crush the sub. But if we are to atleast assume it does what any creature whould do then I think it crushed it.

@halfchickensquirrel 5 лет назад

the dinosaur voice acting is just about my favourite thing right now

@meep-vm5tc 4 года назад

'' OK I'm gonna eat you now'' Claire:AHHHHHHHH

@toptiergaming6900 Год назад

I love how Indo both in this one and the one from the previous film just say "ok I'm just going to eat you now" and drags them off screen

@mysticalmusic3 5 лет назад

The laser gun one has me dying lol

@nickd5158 5 лет назад

I honestly don't know if I caught that plot hole during the movie. Now I can't unknow it. So Happy!!!!

@sandramendoza8238 5 лет назад

Me too

@teevis03 5 лет назад

Owen:points lasergun at indoraptor Indoraptor:*self implodes*

@ismaelgingles9409 2 месяца назад

I mean it would good for taking out groups of targets or armor vehicles like jeaps or tanks. So the laser target is pretty cool design

@TrickyTalon23 5 лет назад

Give that dinosaur voice actor a million dollars

@wadewillson9220 5 лет назад

Bruh money does not grow on trees

@G3briel_GB123 Год назад

Sim

@midgetydeath 2 года назад

That killing of the Indoraptor with the laser made the most sense. It makes me think that was what was originally intended by the writers.

@krishantaneja8316 3 года назад

I love the Indoraptors voice! So soothing Edit: I also loves how he drags them away like so casually 😅😅

@ripperthesmilingindoraptor 2 года назад

Thank you. Finally someone is nice.

@ssjgarfield 2 года назад

Indoraptor: Well hello! Welcome to my mouth! =D

@ripperthesmilingindoraptor 2 года назад

@@ssjgarfield that's actually what I said to Wheatley after I ripped his arm off and ate it in front of him.

@ssjgarfield 2 года назад

@@ripperthesmilingindoraptor I just love the way that line was used by the Indoraptor in this HISHE clip.

@ripperthesmilingindoraptor 2 года назад

@@ssjgarfield I just wish Wheatley could have heard it when I said it. But back then I didn't know how to speak in a way humans could understand. But fortunately, I've learned how to talk in an understandable way. I love the fear in the humans' faces when I change from savage growls to perfect English.

@kulahog6495 5 лет назад

3:30 “this would go great with some brachiosaurus” I’m dying 😂😂

@kakashikaneki9830 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😃hi

@josephcorbella5566 5 лет назад

Kulahog hi👩🏻‍🎤🇺🇸🇱🇷🏳️‍🌈🤖👾👱🏼‍♀️👩🏽👨‍🎤🇰🇮🇲🇾🇲🇱🇳🇿🇳🇮🇳🇴

@aceadventure5812 5 лет назад

That was too funny! 😂

@hahacheerios743 5 лет назад

RAPTOR TRAINER OPEN UP! also those overused emojis are cancer

@dino_boii_the_meme_boiicha8649 5 лет назад

Kulahog you lean 3:33

@Ayr1n_0 5 лет назад

She protecc She attacc But last of all she saves the Bracc

@Abyssaracnis 5 лет назад

She Protecc She attecc And Last She Saves The Bracc..

@skittlev2869 4 года назад

Is a she

@athenaiceman1510 4 года назад

Droppin facc

@ironverseplays 4 года назад

You had 665 likes and I turned it into 666. your welcome

@econojon 4 года назад

Boat snacc

@etsegenethailemariam7967 7 месяцев назад

Dude actually is right about the laser thing Also, I love how polite the indoraptor was before obloterating its prey.😂

@PatrickPaul1203 3 года назад

Never noticed this until now, the indoraptor is just a cat going after a laser pointer.

@frgal1336 5 лет назад

*indoorraptor• *outdoorraptor* Also red laser and indoraptor = cat. CATTORAPTOR!

@aweirdoandaphone4135 4 года назад

Genius

@David_Ghimire 4 года назад

Doggoraptor

@helenarosno 5 лет назад

Yay! The brachiosaurus lived!😄

@mannyh7883 5 лет назад

What your Instagram?

@calebprescott440 5 лет назад

Helena Rosno oh yeah !!!

@mr.outlaw231 5 лет назад

Until he was shot by the Dino squad.

@barkbark9071 5 лет назад

I know I got happy when I saw the brachiosaurus on the boat 🦕I didn’t have to tear up anymore.

@damianstarks3338 5 лет назад

Yaaay !

@fahimfoysalnibir322 2 года назад

"Ok, I'm gonna eat you now" this dialogue has a separate fanbase

@supermariologanfan6546 4 года назад

3:25 When I see food on my table

@aaronwest6733 5 лет назад

"Mmmkay I'm gonna eat you now" xD I die every time, literally

@kaleemgpsk1402 5 лет назад

No you dont

@msspocalypse6612 5 лет назад

Oh my god a ghost just type a comment!! Aaaahhhh

@MrSuperbeast92 5 лет назад

@@msspocalypse6612 Worry not! I'll use a dark type comment and beat it with super effectiveness. *ahem* Babies. The snack that can't fight back~

@michaelmeyers4843 5 лет назад

Yes, that's what eating you means.

@charleyb_728 5 лет назад

Aaron West That’s funny cause the Indominus Rex said that to Zach & Gray in the first HISHE😂

@MozartMeerkittten 5 лет назад

How did y'all miss the most obvious alternate ending of all? At the end they could have just opened the doors to the facility with the dinos in it and vented the poison gas.... WITHOUT LETTING THE DINOS OUT OF THEIR CAGES.

@themopeyzebraofficial6335 4 года назад

Mozart the Meerkitten crazy scientists lady wanted to free the creatures

@flameshock1013 4 года назад

@@themopeyzebraofficial6335 Actually it was the little girl that freed the dinosaurs.

@cheeseburger6117 4 года назад

@@flameshock1013 They're alive, like me. Hey, moron! You have a niche in the environment, they don't!

@The12thDimension. 4 года назад

There was 1 big red button to open the door, obviously someone would press it.

@rubatosisdimitri2457 4 года назад

Opening the door would release SOME gas, but it’s not like there’s a giant fan just laying around. All the gas would just stay in there, and by the time it WOULD slowly leave... The Dinosaurs would all be dead.

@Hi_im_Ethan_bcp 3 года назад

I love you guys you are by far the greatest channel on youtube! You're hilarious, good at animating and everything! wow, you guys are the real deal for movie parodies! congratulations, you have my support!

@elsiefaber3461 4 года назад

Indoraptor: well hello welcome to my mouth. Owen: ahh, eat her "shoves claire in front of him" Claire: ahhhhhh

@IkhlaasMJ 5 лет назад

Haha why does blue sounds like Marge Simpson? 😂

@aravindhsundaram8628 5 лет назад

Lol I can't unhear that anymore

@user-mv4ym9pp6x 5 лет назад

Idk XDD

@polkarfield 5 лет назад

Ikhlaas Mj has

@braylenjames5188 5 лет назад

Lol

@wilmermadrid8143 5 лет назад

Hahaha she does sound like her

@blackmaskedlovebird4232 5 лет назад

At least the brachiosaurus escaped :)

@crypto1223 5 лет назад

A Ruddy Duck True. But it’s stuck on a boat with carnivores and a raptor driving the boat. I would be cheering for its survival come dinner time.

@TheRealPlaneSpotter101 3 года назад

“Welcome back to the normal world oh wait I have just been informed that there is a virus welcome to the virus world”

@monsterbuddies1463 2 года назад

3:29 I was really laughing by hearing maizie's scream 🤣🤣🤣

@danielfaraoanu9515 2 года назад

Same

@prayasdash Год назад

It was actually Claire

@discordthesergal 5 лет назад

I'm glad you gave the indorapter a voice

@reviewrattlesnake 5 лет назад

damn furries... xD

@ruanpingshan 5 лет назад

The movie would've been better if it had actually learned to say a few English words, given how they were trying to give it a personality.

@bubblefish17 5 лет назад

But isn't indoraptor female?

@TERRELLTURNER1999 5 лет назад

Discord I'M NOT

@TERRELLTURNER1999 5 лет назад

bubblefish17 no Ripper isn't

@Indominus_AJ 5 лет назад

3:36 that is the most greatest question ever

@lpsden9865 5 лет назад

Yes

@user-kn2ny5ex4v 5 лет назад

And you. Have the most worstest grammar

@Indominus_AJ 5 лет назад

Jordan P. Just stop

@gsceezbun1251 5 лет назад

Grammars good very

@bluetheperson 5 лет назад

I kinda really wanna know now

@youngmultiverser9311 2 года назад

2:35 HOLD UP! Those are Miraculous Ladybug characters behind those buyers!!!!

@GamerCrystal576 Год назад

Yeah....... WAIT why are they here????????????

@blueraccoon1088 Год назад

Gabriel must be looking for more dino designs

@GamerCrystal576 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sallyjones8822 4 года назад

The part when the indorapter was eating himself I was like *what in the god dam*

@Fractrakill 3 года назад

"Beg pardon but if you know that raptors can smell from a mile away where do I think you would be hmmm?" *"Mmmkay I'm gonna eat you now"*

@WhizAviation1 3 года назад

The most likable character in the animation is indoraptor

@zartet 5 лет назад

Lmao 😂 the talking dinosaurs are my favorite!

@greatestfungalfiend 5 лет назад

ArtemGor {ArtemTheNinja} also my favorite

@kevincombos6349 5 лет назад

Alan...

@kimaniwilsonhunte 5 лет назад

🎶Jurassic World! We don’t learn from our mistakes! 🎶

@TheRezro 5 лет назад

Well, outside the fact that Dinosaurs didn't really extinct on the first place..

@favioferreira8921 5 лет назад

🎶Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything! Tee hee hee!🎶

@Sanjixoxo 5 лет назад

*basically*

@edmg7 5 лет назад

Well in their defense: Fallen Kingdom did add more practical effects and have better scares than the first Jurassic World like fans asked for...it's just a shame the plot was awful. So some things were learned, just not enough.

@TheRezro 5 лет назад

@The Favs Technically they bring book original plot in previous movie and pointed out that those are mutants with birds being real ones, but who really care?

@Hollowslayer23 2 года назад

Another thing is that the Indoraptor could’ve slaughtered Blue in their fight. It has just about every advantage except experience

@janniepate5533 2 года назад

It was in a child's bedroom where it was at a severe disadvantage blue was smaller therefore she could move around quite easier plus she was a lot more experienced with things like him

@ripperthesmilingindoraptor 2 года назад

@@janniepate5533 Did you see how big that room was? And just what did she fights that was similar to me? She barely distracted Indy, and Rexy was the one that did all the work.

@durrangodsgrief6503 Год назад

@@janniepate5533 room wa very big enough for the info to kick blue a good the distance also the fact that blue wasnt severely injured form that blue had heavy plot armor

@liauchandler9800 4 года назад

0:51 Why do you think I led so far away from your boats?

@TigerWing141 Год назад

It’s 0:50 and 0:54

@SwordsmanMercenary 5 лет назад

Yup, guns would kill dinos in real life. Also dinos are impractical weapons in the modern age.

@marshallboice6871 5 лет назад

just say dinosaurs are an open trophy to any hunters and they’ll kill all of them

@shikniwho7215 5 лет назад

ohh then instead of create another theme park, let's make a hunt dinos's island.

@joekaput747 5 лет назад

closed within a week due to game extinction

@thestargateking 5 лет назад

SwordsmanMercenary this isn’t real life, we’ve seen how dangerous it can be to hunt and deal with Dino’s, sure some Dino’s like the T. rex would be easy to capture but smaller ones, and ones that stay in the Forrest, not so much. Also the Dino’s used as weapons were only the genetically modified ones that were resistant to guns, Dino’s as weapons would work, you’d just need to be able to control them, which is what they were trying to achieve with the prototype, once they got a working one, they could have weapons that breed, you just gotta feed them, and with improved control methods, you don’t need to be close to give the kill command

@curseofgladstone4981 5 лет назад

@@thestargateking Indominous rex was immune to machine gun fire and even a rpg.

@fairytailgirl123 5 лет назад

Well hello welcome to my mouth - my new saying when I eat Holy cow, so many likes

@DgardsGaming 5 лет назад

kidflashgirl123 okey I gonna eat you now

@TeaGamingPanda 5 лет назад

“AH EAT HER!”

@TheGuardDuck 5 лет назад

That only makes sense if what your eating is alive.

@ernests761 5 лет назад

Same but it was my saying in kindergarten

@jcon504 5 лет назад

Congrats you've made it.

@shreyashsingh6292 2 года назад

2:15 funniest scene of this video 😂😂😂...that man used logic

@justjones5430 2 года назад

Fell in love with these after the first one I watched, this is the second one I've seen, have a sub, the 'likes' didn't seem enough, just wanted to say Good Job. 😁

@wyattrose5511 5 лет назад

“This is a bust...” Darren Cross walks in, “WHO WANTS GOOP GUNS?!”

@kelly3014 5 лет назад

Wyatt Rose YES!

@choppin05 5 лет назад

HAHAHA HA HA?

@JayJayGamerOfficial 5 лет назад

Lel

@marcuspetrie224 5 лет назад

hahahaha...exactly what I thought...

@Sven_protector 5 лет назад

I was thinking that too

@thatmanray4475 4 года назад

1:54 that whole scene was funny asf😂😂

@kaijuuniversevs.projectkai7008 3 года назад

I know it was so funny how the guy made the roar 2:43

@sandcastle6520 2 года назад

That’s actually logical

@spartanrex10 2 года назад

The Indoraptor also agreed with the investors. You can see it nod along with what they're saying.

@ptbro3334 2 года назад

@AmitavManas Nothing the ordinary gun cant do. Besides,destroy machines? Tank is a machine,do you think it can destroy it?

@CoolBnuuyIsCooler 2 года назад

Yeah that’s a good point

@princeofdatny 3 года назад

“Yea I know YOU, but I don’t know those people sneaking up with you!”

@Thisguy0187 3 года назад

I love your videos. Make more and I will drop a like in every video you make.

@goldyk1313 5 лет назад

3:33 "this would go great with some brachiosaurus"

@rltb_riley 5 лет назад

Goldy Shinmar NOPE

@aperson4721 5 лет назад

LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂

@xandan1668 5 лет назад

Goldy Shinmar how does he lnow what that is?

@Kingkbomb 5 лет назад

Brachiosaurus is my favorite dinosaur don't let the indoraptor eat it!

@Dragonmongamer 5 лет назад

King. k bomb it died in the saddest way

@middleman9596 3 года назад

0:17 finally, competence

@offlineegg_gaming3584 3 года назад

Indorapter: well I don’t know *eats him self* Owen: uhh

@jayneversober1370 5 лет назад

I love the voice acting for the indo. "Well hello, welcome to my mouth" "Oh, just get over here now. I'm so mad. I'm never gonna stop" "*smacks lips*Ok I'm gonna eat you now"

@laurelellis229 5 лет назад

"This would go great with some brachiosaurus"

@Nezuvert 5 лет назад

"Hmmm, now that's an interesting question I guess I've never really though about it I suppose, hey you know I don't know how to- *eats self*"

@GreedToDestruction Год назад

Scaled fenced that's my favorite part too

@vcam83 5 лет назад

Thank you HISHE for saving Little Foot's mom

@SheltonPiresPires165 5 лет назад

Isn't littlefoot's mum and apata...... forget it this is now the canon version of the story.

@meldanstudios8223 5 лет назад

vcam83 Land Before Time Reference

@RafaelMarcF22 5 лет назад

pretty sure only his grandparents were alive back then :O

@teawrecks1243 5 лет назад

but blue can't drive so she ends up sinking the boat and they both die

@Jmgjgdjd5 5 лет назад

Little Foot is an apatosaurus

@hazemessam7564 3 года назад

1:23 This is why the bellyflop dive is deadly and dangerous

@Jothomas214 3 года назад

That last part is technically what my older brother wanted to happen 😂

@hunormagyar1843 2 года назад

I mean it'd instantly add some realism to the movie XD

@kylgrv 5 лет назад

At least Blue saved the Brachiosaurus. Thank God!

@Xavier-ee6zg 5 лет назад

KGrove94 ikr I cried at that part in the movie... no shame either that was so sad

@thomasperaltayanez7334 5 лет назад

@@Xavier-ee6zg agreed

@SoldierTF2 5 лет назад

@@Xavier-ee6zg same

@shaan6221 5 лет назад

Yup

@matthewsarson6934 5 лет назад

Needs a snack for the trip after all and that things a lot of munching

@LunyMilky 5 лет назад

"Take 'em out." "Like.. to dinner?.." x'D you guys! x'D LOL

@tuxedodressedpirate Год назад

2:41 love how even the indoraptor itself seems to be thinking “yeah that’s kinda lame actually”

@nathankovoor223 2 года назад

Man I hope you do good on the new Jurassic World movie. Coming Soon!

@victorjechart2179 5 лет назад

4:22 Swat: It's down! You okay Mufasa? Lion: Perfectly. Swat: Good, we need you alive so you can die in the Lion King. Mufasa: Wait, what?

@tbays5875 4 года назад

Long Live the king

@davidblaire3623 4 года назад

Spoiler alert lmao

@hollinae5543 4 года назад

David Blaire That movie was made in like 1994, not really a spoiler if a movie is many decades ago.

@tbays5875 4 года назад

Hey blue should you be looking for another raptor since your the last one

@hollinae5543 4 года назад

T BAYS No, these scientist can just create another velociraptor, I ain’t bouncing with rippers dead body or indy’s skeleton.

@mrtekn31 5 лет назад

Your Right Volcanic Ash is Hot Really Hot...👌

@ralseithelonely 5 лет назад

This Volcanic Ash is on FIRE!🔥🔥🔥

@rafaelalodio5116 5 лет назад

Hot enought to boil all the water in your body and carbonize your tissues and transforming you into a piece of rock.

@TheCNotes1 5 лет назад

But is it hotter than Chris Pratt? I think NOT!

@theallmightyspoghatrsdaack2117 5 лет назад

n THICC

@ralseithelonely 5 лет назад

Just like in Pompey

@piercelindenberg8156 8 месяцев назад

I love that Blue specifically takes the brachiosaurus with her when she leaves. As she should have, that dino's been on Nublar as long as Rexy has!

@trooper332 3 года назад

I personally wouldn't worry about the volcanic ash being hot, it would mix with the water in your lungs and turn them to cement

@hunormagyar1843 2 года назад

I'd think you'd be too uhh... Not-anymore-alive, to worry about being literally preserved like the poor chaps at Pompeii.

@jovicnazareno3811 4 года назад

When the indoraptor eats itself Me: cannibalism

@kjugirl 4 года назад

you mean suicide cannibalism

@user-xx6vy9ri8p 4 года назад

Autofagia.

@screenjunkie4638 3 года назад

It was such a TURN ON for me...TOO. I’ve been alone for a long long long time 😔

@bink5242 5 лет назад

1:57 THE INDORAPTOR'S EYEBROW

@dalek9554 5 лет назад

“Advanced weapon system” *eyebrow twitches*

@sd7325 2 года назад

I love how the guy says “like take them out to dinner?” And Indoraptor says “welcome to my mouth”

@anthonylarsen822 3 года назад

3:29 so funny and such a great point!

@Adventure-Media 5 лет назад

Awesome. Though I'm surprised that you didn't do the massive plot whole at the end of the movie: **spoilers** The dinosaurs are going to die from the gas. The characters have a control panel with two buttons, one to open the dinosaurs' cages, the other opens the big door to the outside world. Wanting to save the dinosaurs from the gas, the characters let them out of their cages and then go through a massive moral quandary over whether or not to open the big door, letting the dinosaurs move out of the gas, but out into the world. Yet no one was smart enough to just open the external door and let the gas vent out, with the dinosaurs still in their cages.

@beholdenbeto 5 лет назад

That's a small plot hole, though. Gas could have just stay long enough, without any strong current or such, to just kill them, even if the doors are open. They are on an underground facility, after all. The real plot hole is the one with the weapons. "Oh, no, the dinosaurs are free, humanity will go extint as in that apes movie." Some writers live in the 19th century and forgot we have nuclear weapons and worse.

@kennethsatria6607 5 лет назад

The dinosaurs will get everywhere though so nukes would risk human death, and the escaped animals are just part of the problem, another is the implications that now everyone's got access to the genetic power and they will mess around with it thinking they are in control. This is kind of the overarching theme of Jurassic Park, the arrogance and greed of man.

@Enourmousletters 5 лет назад

We won't even need guns. There is a reason animals that large have not showed up again, earth's modern environment does not support the enormous amount of daily energy they need. No need to fight them, just let them die out on their own.