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Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 

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This freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.
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Комментарии : 12 тыс.   
@nobodysdawn493
@nobodysdawn493 5 лет назад
How could you not sin the fact that the giant, killer water dino’s exhibit apparently was designed with an unnecessarily giant water dino sized door that for some reason opens directly into the open ocean?
@ghostcityshelton9378
@ghostcityshelton9378 5 лет назад
Why if the door was opened all this time would it still be there in the first place? If door wasn't opened it should have starved by now. Duh!
@j.jonahjameson5729
@j.jonahjameson5729 5 лет назад
@@ghostcityshelton9378 yes but he's saying that why would they put a gate there anyway there is literally no point other than plot
@HAL-vm3wn
@HAL-vm3wn 5 лет назад
How can they not sin this movie's biggest sin: the 2nd one was called "The Lost World: Jurassic Park", so why the fuck isn't this called "The Lost Park:Jurassic World"?
@paulae4033
@paulae4033 5 лет назад
Because Jeremy doesn't sin actual flaws from the movie, he just makes jokes
@newyorkny5023
@newyorkny5023 5 лет назад
Filtration* Or the fact the Mosasaur closure moved spots between movies just so it could escape.
@CappyK
@CappyK 5 лет назад
I like how the Raptors keep getting smarter in each movie. It started out as "They hunt in packs." That's about it. Now Blue is a MENSA candidate after she completed her Masters in Philosophy at Brown
@EnglishBaconOfficial
@EnglishBaconOfficial 5 лет назад
CaptainKipup Philosoraptor
@Ryodraco
@Ryodraco 5 лет назад
Technically they did claim in the first movie that they were "extremely intelligent" and compared them to apes, or something like that if I recall right.
@CappyK
@CappyK 5 лет назад
If I'm honest... I set that joke up in the hopes that a Meme Lord would come and show himself.
@GlaurungTheGreat
@GlaurungTheGreat 5 лет назад
In the inevitable sequel series: "We're in space! Surely they can't get to us here. Good Lord, is that... are they... how are they even able to carry rocket engines with those claws?"
@andrewksmash8862
@andrewksmash8862 5 лет назад
Philosophy was an odd choice there
@user-kx6yp8cm7w
@user-kx6yp8cm7w 4 года назад
So we’re gonna ignore that fact that Chris Pratt’s character is able to run through the highly toxic volcanic ash without dying or even a little cough?
@NicolaiAAA
@NicolaiAAA 4 года назад
I saw that in the trailer and immediately went, "Fuck that movie." This is the closest I will ever get to watching this dumpster fire.
@nobro6971
@nobro6971 4 года назад
Don’t forget he survives the literal void of space in the guardians movies. Chris Pratt is invincible
@NicolaiAAA
@NicolaiAAA 3 года назад
​@A. Sayied More like fell into a CinemaSins RU-vid hole and clicked because I figured I would enjoy watching someone point out all everything wrong with this movie.
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 3 года назад
WATCH CINEMAWINS! It's smoke. Ah, I'm gonna get a fuck ton of hate for saying this, but at least I have a goddamn opinion, this is my second favorite Jurassic Park movie. Don't freak, my first is Jurassic Park, calm down.
@beckettmaffei
@beckettmaffei 3 года назад
@A. Sayied I also commented it. Also, this is a top comment. People read replies. How did I get here?
@giot9972
@giot9972 3 года назад
He forgot that in the first movie they had jimmy Fallon explain how the hamster balls could be impenetrable to bullets however Owen shot right threw it during the underwater scene
@josephstalin364
@josephstalin364 3 года назад
I think that was to show how little control the people at Jurassic world had of the dinosaurs. I think it was a throwback to the first movie where they said that the control was an illusion
@quentinantoine4183
@quentinantoine4183 2 года назад
Yes but jimmy Fallon so its still a sin
@carlwheezerofsouls3273
@carlwheezerofsouls3273 2 года назад
honestly theres no good excuse for that, its the same as them saying “it doesn’t want to eat, it wants to HUNT!” and then ingoring that later by just casually feeding a T-rex a chained-up goat. they do this constantly, laying down rules for the future only to break them for plot convenience.
@SeekersLegacy
@SeekersLegacy 2 года назад
You clowns really need to get better taste and stop pretending that these are somehow bad movies.
@crendler9912
@crendler9912 2 года назад
Bullets fired underwater break apart almost instantly. A 50 caliber bullet won't make it through 4 feet of water.
@captainprice1820
@captainprice1820 4 года назад
Shoots gun at T-Rex: *Does Nothing* Mosquito: Is able to penetrate skin
@elvis4868
@elvis4868 4 года назад
LUL
@ignorthepain
@ignorthepain 4 года назад
Big mosquito.
@samueljoba6342
@samueljoba6342 4 года назад
Was no ordinary mosquito. Mosquitosaurus
@jaja_jupiter740
@jaja_jupiter740 4 года назад
Remember the food chain: Mosquito > Saitama > T-Rex
@redbepis4600
@redbepis4600 4 года назад
@@ignorthepain bullet stronger
@whichDude
@whichDude 5 лет назад
A freaking SUV ramps it way into a boat and somehow none of the soldiers notice it despite that they are everywhere.
@Deutalios818
@Deutalios818 4 года назад
Movie physics
4 года назад
They noticed it. They probably thought it was stragglers from their group.
@alexh2509
@alexh2509 4 года назад
Ron Perrine jr yes
@tymiller590
@tymiller590 4 года назад
boy really said “freaking”
@eatsmylifeYT
@eatsmylifeYT 4 года назад
It looked like a Unimog, which is a truck. Not a pickup truck. A truck.
@spectrumskies4934
@spectrumskies4934 3 года назад
Nobody talking about how the Mosasaur survived? Last thing it ate was the Indominus and its tank was NEVER being cleaned
@ChonkedCat
@ChonkedCat 3 года назад
I definitely believe it would attack a random Dino that got too close but idk about the tank not being cleaned
@rocekth
@rocekth 3 года назад
There are smaller things that have survived way longer without food, not exactly that much of a stretch
@xaoc1421
@xaoc1421 3 года назад
Movie logic i guess
@dynastypierce3997
@dynastypierce3997 3 года назад
1. The beginning took place a few weeks after Jurassic World was destroyed by dinosaurs. 2. Did you not see how big the indominus Rex was? Probably could keep mosasaur fed for a couple of weeks. 3.lets not forget dinosaurs were let loose and at some point they have to drink water. Clearly mosasaur ate those that came to her tank. This is why no one is talking about it because there are plenty of reasons why it's possible for the mosasaur to survive that you couldn't figure out.
@marklee9352
@marklee9352 3 года назад
@@rocekth the bigger you are the more food you need
@angelomordini6779
@angelomordini6779 3 года назад
Can we talk about how that little girl released multiple dinos out into the human world/suburbs bc they were “like her” all that innocent human blood about to be spilt from dinos is on her hands
@IwashereJay
@IwashereJay 3 года назад
It's like 10 dinosaurs, and most of them not even in pairs. Let's just be honest, the whole Jurassic world premise is bullshit
@zogood3495
@zogood3495 3 года назад
@Jerry Graham like Ian Malcolm stated "life finds a way"
@michaelbachtell1369
@michaelbachtell1369 2 года назад
@@IwashereJay you can be honest but I love the whole Jurassic franchise and there are a few things wrong with it but I don't care
@aravsingh2868
@aravsingh2868 2 года назад
I honestly don’t blame her. She’s still a kid. She just found that her entire life she was a clone of her mother,who she loved even tho she never saw her. The dinosaurs were also clones. She felt an attachment to them. She saw the dying and released cause she’s a kid,she doesn’t know any better and also this was a split second decision cause they were about to die.
@tcreative4610
@tcreative4610 2 года назад
@Jerry Graham they still need to a pair.
@randylizotte
@randylizotte 5 лет назад
Can watch a hundred movies where people die all sad and I feel nothing But that damn dinosaur on the pier being engulfed is heartbreaking
@ashishhembrom3905
@ashishhembrom3905 5 лет назад
Yep Schindler's list was not heartbreaking at all.
@tlr0512345
@tlr0512345 5 лет назад
i know X(
@chumkle
@chumkle 5 лет назад
I was waiting for him to say *I'm not crying *
@hannahh8223
@hannahh8223 5 лет назад
fun fact (not really), that brachiosaurus was confirmed to be the first dinosaur you see in the original Jurassic Park... yikes
@2128jrandall
@2128jrandall 5 лет назад
@BoBandy Same way. I can be shown mounds of bodies, the goriest of murders, and I won't bat an eyelash. Put on an ASPCA commercial and I lose my shit. Nothing wrong with it.
@dr.k8610
@dr.k8610 5 лет назад
100sins for that entire Jimmy Fallon skit last movie about how the gyro sphere glass can resist a fifty caliber bullet but the Owen just shoots holes through the same glass, underwater.
@getzo5340
@getzo5340 5 лет назад
Boss Man Well, that ruined this movie for me...
@crystalearly9811
@crystalearly9811 5 лет назад
Boss Man nice catch!! I’ve seen all these movies countless times and never caught that!
@shortstuff780
@shortstuff780 5 лет назад
@@crystalearly9811 how could you see the more then once. Biggest disappointed movie of 2018. With happy time murder following right behind
@SirMoeThe2nd
@SirMoeThe2nd 5 лет назад
@@crystalearly9811 Addition hotlines. Give em a call
@oldenweery7510
@oldenweery7510 5 лет назад
Boss Man I started to watch "Jurassic World"---for free on TV and changed channels about ten minutes in, so I never had any interest in seeing this mish-mash. If I hadn't seen that clip of him apparently going to blow a hole in armored glass or whatever, I wouldn't have believed anyone would've been stupid enough to include it! A firearm triggered underwater--even if it could do so in air!--wouldn't penetrate it. A bullet fired into a ballistic lab's tank will come to a *complete stop* in one to two feet. (Saw and heard this on "Homicide Hunter" night before last.) This is about as dumb as the "silenced revolver" they're still showing, all these years later.
@islanublar4561
@islanublar4561 2 года назад
Maisie: they're alive like me Owen: "shoots Maisie and closes the doors" Everyone: "shocked" Owen: Eh, they can make another one
@lillavalentine5852
@lillavalentine5852 2 года назад
no
@islanublar4561
@islanublar4561 2 года назад
@@lillavalentine5852 you're right they can't
@akiraigarashi2874
@akiraigarashi2874 6 месяцев назад
Much better than the movie
@Thebaconmurderer
@Thebaconmurderer 3 месяца назад
Owen: "She just killed an unknown amount of human, animal, and plant life on the scale unprecedented in history. When was the last time the Earth has had to feed animals that can clear an entire forest that we also use for building in a week?"
@florencegreep7315
@florencegreep7315 4 года назад
How did Ben Lockwood not realize that there was a whole lab down in his basement (which looks bigger than the rest of his house I may add) lmao 😂 that electricity bill must have been higher than wiz Khalifa 🤪
@wugglesx
@wugglesx 4 года назад
Higher than snoop dogg and Willie Nelson hanging out
@florencegreep7315
@florencegreep7315 4 года назад
snickelfrits fellow 😂
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 3 года назад
Higher than Dexter's labratory lol 🤣
@tailsofpearls
@tailsofpearls 3 года назад
He knew. Where do you think he made Maise?
@Marvelfanatic3658
@Marvelfanatic3658 3 года назад
@@tailsofpearls u sure?
@luckyspurs
@luckyspurs 4 года назад
4:31 Anakin was literally further away from the fire than that.
@alethiamillner5603
@alethiamillner5603 4 года назад
For real!
@joesphsmiththethird4432
@joesphsmiththethird4432 4 года назад
Agreedo
@Raelarial
@Raelarial 4 года назад
and yet he was burned alive, this guy is basically scott free
@wugglesx
@wugglesx 4 года назад
Maybe he was in the Navy
@wugglesx
@wugglesx 4 года назад
The like made me realize. A jedi\sith Navy would be freaking terrifying..
@flamingserpanite
@flamingserpanite 5 лет назад
A few sins he didn't mention but that stood out to me. 1. Dino vet lady apparently has a degree in that field despite having never actually seen a dinosaur before. 2. She has all the attitude towards computer guy because "she's a doctor." 3. That orb thing only leaks water where the plastic was broken, meaning it must be airtight otherwise. Those two kids from the first movie would've passed out after 5 minutes with no fresh air. 4. They made a secret underground laboratory, but decided to keep the dumbwaiter going down there. 5. The indoraptor went from standing on the roof to being on the girls balcony, but didn't make a single sound as it dropped down. 6. Blue went from barely not eating Owen in the last movie to following his commands like a fricken' pokemon. 7. They play triumphant music when she releases the dinosaurs, as if it's a glorious scene rather than a massive crime against humanity.
@bizzless2308
@bizzless2308 5 лет назад
You knew it was going to be a trash film when one of the first scenes shows Claire being dropped off in a car courtesy of the estate and the woman who answers the door says "you're early". How could she possibly be early if she arrived exactly when you sent a car to get her?! Laziest writing I've ever seen
@lvo9197
@lvo9197 5 лет назад
1) Also: the dinosaurs decide to suddenly get over from the fear of fire and explosions only to try and eat the protagonist, because, running from lava and volcanic ash and falling through a cliff into the ocean are not high enough stakes. 2) Military guy turns out to be evil... what a plot twist 3) corporate CEO who looks too good to be true turns out to be evil, what a plot twist. 4) We didn´t care about the already broken up Owen and Claire relationship, so let´s make them split up between movies so we can watch them get together again (also... what a plot twist) 5) Use laser guided dinosaurs as a weapon in a time where guns and laser guided missiles are a thing is beyond what anyone´s suspension of disbelief can take. 6) Big movie monster created specifically for this movie ends up escaping, what a plot twist.
@valiang8867
@valiang8867 5 лет назад
CrassKal Blue is a pack animal, now Owen is the only pack she has, why would she not follow his orders? That would be against all sorts of logic Also I'm sorry, releasing a bunch of animals after they had been imprisoned for their entire lives on an island is apparently a bad thing, tbh there are more dangerous animals that actually exist in modern times, in fact nearly all the Dinosaur that were released could live happily in the wild for however long they have left to live without ever needing to even go near humans
@Red-nh7qy
@Red-nh7qy 5 лет назад
@@valiang8867 well thank god we have you the dinosaur expert who stuides all of their moves and habits to know what these very real dinosaurs would and wouldn't do
@stephanieboggian8636
@stephanieboggian8636 5 лет назад
Yes to number one. I said that exact thing in the cinema. What the heck did she use to study.
@milesrocker1
@milesrocker1 3 года назад
Also a "paleo-vet" that's never seen a single dinosaur in real life? You gonna call yourself a veterinarian if you've never seen an animal? And what school is offering these programs?
@wolf310ii
@wolf310ii 3 года назад
The school of YT
@SteinOnkel
@SteinOnkel 3 года назад
Trump University.
@Necromancer0225
@Necromancer0225 3 года назад
Yeah, exactly, they could have had a character who actually worked as a 'paleo-vet' at Jurassic World but nooooo Honest what is this movie
@godzillaisnuclea123
@godzillaisnuclea123 2 года назад
@Jerry Graham She says she is a paleo vet not a student. Also it seems as though Jurassic world is the only place in the world with dinosaurs yet shes never been there, how can she possibly call herself a paleo vet, was she affililated in any way with Jurassic world? No, not to mention that the exact methods and genetic makeup of the dinosaurs is a closely guarded secret, not something you can pick up at google university. Vets in training do get to treat actual animals even highly dangerous ones because there is a magical thing called a sedative. The sattler thing is totally different because the park was brand new and they couldnt fully anticpate the animals behaviour and how they would react to a modern world, they make that point loads in the movie. Her whole reason for being on the island is bogus, the baddies have Wu and some of his staff, would they not send an actual paleo vet to oversee the dinos? If we had some actual dialogue backstory for a her character it would have been more forgivable but they didn't.
@nathandomke2721
@nathandomke2721 3 года назад
Bro if Blue ate Chris Pratt on the spot I'd die laughing XD
@Codraroll
@Codraroll 5 лет назад
Biggest missed sin for me: There are maybe fifty dinosaurs that escape the mansion at the end. What do you call a species with only fifty specimens left in the world? Critically endangered, that's what. And those dinosaurs are: 1) Not even of the same species. 2) Not adapted to the climate (Isla Nublar has a massively different climate than northern California - the existence of winters, for one). 3) More than possibly not adapted to the plant and animal life available as food. 4) Possibly the coolest trophies any amateur hunter could display on his mantlepiece, meaning there would be a lot of people seeking to kill them just for the bragging rights. 5) Already proven to be able to be hunted down and collected by a small company of mercenaries with small-arms weapons (literally the first act of the movie), meaning that 4) is a major concern even if you don't take the military into account. So yeah, if cold, hunters or starvation wasn't already certain to kill them all off in half a year or less, in-breeding would ensure there wouldn't be more than a couple more dinosaur generations at most. Releasing them into the world from northern California would be a global threat on the same scale as a dozen crocodiles escaping from a zoo in northern Finland. Do I expect the next movie to take this into account? Not even remotely. Probably, there will suddenly be thousands of them running around, perfectly adapted to any and every ecosystem.
@hannahf5796
@hannahf5796 5 лет назад
Well said!
@JorgeTorrespluspage
@JorgeTorrespluspage 5 лет назад
The only species that might thrive as an invading species is the compys, tiny little dino rats.
@Codraroll
@Codraroll 5 лет назад
Rats without fur, and with tiny bodies that generate little heat, but whose surface is large enough to radiate quite a lot away. They'd be screwed in winter too, but I guess some of them could make it south before that happens. Either way, there's still too few of them to re-populate a species, they'd succumb to in-breeding even if they found an environment they could thrive in.
@pillowdargon
@pillowdargon 5 лет назад
they're all females though. they can't even breed.
@ekaj7466
@ekaj7466 5 лет назад
i wonder how long it’ll take them to go EXTINCT again?
@ThemisticShadow
@ThemisticShadow 4 года назад
You also forgot to mention that: 1. Lava falls on the dinossaur and instead of melting its face just burns a little bit and he can shake it off. 2. Owen survives jumping of a fucking cliff and not a single dinosaur falls in his head.
@despinasgarden.4100
@despinasgarden.4100 3 года назад
Yeah when i saw the lava scene i just laughted, that thing should be dead and with the skull melted in the moment.
@henriksandstrom2161
@henriksandstrom2161 2 года назад
Nah I think you have wrong
@JDStone-jg8cg
@JDStone-jg8cg 2 года назад
@@despinasgarden.4100 Not quite . . . you can slap lava and only receive minor burns if you're quick. Just like you can swing your arms through a blow torch and it won't even singe your hair. Look up the hacksmiths video on putting his hand through his Protosaber with a plasma based flame. So in this scene the dino probably should have some third degree burns, but it certainly wouldn't have died outright. You could also watch some videos by Kyle Hill, he's done a couple of videos on lava. one of which he put a replica of the one ring from lotr in some man made lava and then found it perfectly whole. you could still read the etching on the side . . .
@TheConspiredOne
@TheConspiredOne 2 года назад
How do you expect a dinosaur to fall in his head though? It would have to dive right into his earhole. Think please.
@shawnbass-ig2bv
@shawnbass-ig2bv Год назад
Except lava doesn't behave the way its portrayed in movies, it doesn't just instantly vaporize whatever it touches, if you held some in your hand it would probably take a few minutes before it burns you to the bone
@khoapham8286
@khoapham8286 3 года назад
During the final battle, it was pouring. But moments after they released the dinosaurs, the entire castle and its surroundings were completely dry.
@borismuller86
@borismuller86 2 года назад
In this movie, weather and time of day are decided at random, or based on how the director was feeling.
@armoredtitan4390
@armoredtitan4390 4 года назад
Dino transfusion is an illusion, to cause confusion, despite its inclusion, suggesting a forgone conclusion...poetry at it's best
@drunknmonkey696
@drunknmonkey696 5 лет назад
Wait a sec - no sin for the hole "shooting the gyrosphere under water" thing when in the first movie there literally was a scene with Jimmy Fallon shooting that thing with a .50cal to proof that it's bulletproof?
@baconchickenforty-two9208
@baconchickenforty-two9208 5 лет назад
wow i didnt even remember that until now, thats fucking hilarious. thank you
@Jakushka
@Jakushka 5 лет назад
The pressure on it from the water could have weakened the glass? I got nothing. I'm a long time Jurassic Park fan and I didn't find anything good about this movie other than the dinosaur themselves.
@nevmiku
@nevmiku 5 лет назад
@@Jakushka Water pressure would be coming from the outside in and since it's a sphere, it would strengthen the glass, not weakening it. Like squeezing an egg. Only when you squeeze too hard that it will crack, but that's at depths well below where they were.
@Jakushka
@Jakushka 5 лет назад
@NeV Miku I wasn't trying to defend the movie in any way. Honestly it's absolutely terrible. It was the only remotely plausible explanation I could think of. I am glad that it was a handgun which can be fire underwater and not have the bullet disintegrate after a few feet rather than some kind of AR which would have been absolutely ineffective in any way though.
@sawthesky
@sawthesky 5 лет назад
This movie was god awful and I’m a big Jurassic Park fan. I actually liked the first Jurassic World. But this one? Holy shit I wanted my money back after it ended. The writing, the plot holes, the characters, everything about this movie was shit.
@josh__jimison
@josh__jimison 5 лет назад
He forgot the fact the way you controlled indoraptor is by pointing a gun at the person you want to die. You can just shoot the gun! you do not need the super expensive unnecessary and dangerous dinosaur when you have a gun pointed at the person you want to kill.
@tatefranz2047
@tatefranz2047 5 лет назад
Josh Jimison hishe
@Foxtrot369
@Foxtrot369 5 лет назад
It's America... _"Guns don't kill people"_ remember? Apparently you just point them at people and they die by magic. Or dinosaur...
@joanofarc6052
@joanofarc6052 5 лет назад
The Dinosaur is a way much more safer and better way for war.
@jimb.7523
@jimb.7523 5 лет назад
Or just get a simple laser pointer, like the one I use for my cat. Let the fun begin!
@jamisong.9653
@jamisong.9653 5 лет назад
"This is the most advanced gun ever built. It has a built in dino attack mode, fires 5.56mm incindiary bullets, and bling out the wazzoo. I call it "The Overcompensator".
@dpg154
@dpg154 3 года назад
The outright "I'm done with this" rage at 5:30 is incredible 😂
@simonbelmont9324
@simonbelmont9324 3 года назад
Volcano that literally nobody has ever seen or noticed in the last 4 movies conveniently added onto the island for major plot point.
@sydneyslaughter7163
@sydneyslaughter7163 3 года назад
To be entirely fair, an island with a volcano center is very common.
@josephstalin364
@josephstalin364 3 года назад
A lot of these plot points are solved in the books. They state that the island ran on geothermal power and the volcanic activity made the perfect climate for dinosaurs.
@rewindrecords3507
@rewindrecords3507 3 года назад
Volcanos are in the books. Does anyone of JW generation even know there were books?
@raymondhartmeijer9300
@raymondhartmeijer9300 2 года назад
@@rewindrecords3507 The books don't matter, (although in this case I did read them). Errors are still errors within any film if things are not explained to the audience during the film.
@ameliapin4961
@ameliapin4961 2 года назад
I’m pretty sure it is mentioned in the first film, also not all 4 movies were the same island.
@littleantony8944
@littleantony8944 5 лет назад
4:34 THIS, THIS AND THIS! I'm tired of seeing movies treating fire and lava like it burns you only if you touch it.
@renee_is_pink
@renee_is_pink 4 года назад
Yup
@cipherpoi9834
@cipherpoi9834 4 года назад
Fire and lava = cold and icy vs when you touch it 😐👉🔥 wow that’s.... that’s hot
@tweetyoaky6363
@tweetyoaky6363 4 года назад
You can stand on lava tho??
@DavidEllis94
@DavidEllis94 4 года назад
@@tweetyoaky6363 No, you cannot. There is no safely getting that close without significant protection.
@tweetyoaky6363
@tweetyoaky6363 4 года назад
David Ellis yes you can lol, I know people who have done it. Just google it. Smh.
@WadeMFilms
@WadeMFilms 5 лет назад
Your voice was in my head so many times when I watched this.
@danwonder7776
@danwonder7776 5 лет назад
Especially the "Roll Credits"
@legatomisterioso7
@legatomisterioso7 5 лет назад
Me too, movie sucked and thought about doing my own sins video
@JYMAHJAMES
@JYMAHJAMES 5 лет назад
@@danwonder7776 every movie I watch, that shit is stuck in my head 😂😂
@katie-ib3zi
@katie-ib3zi 3 года назад
“You have your mothers wicked sense of humor” Cs “Skip” Ad “hold on”
@soren7550
@soren7550 5 лет назад
No sins for the "I'm a theoretical dino vet that has never actually seen a dino and also somehow never got a job that would be in very high demand from the people that would very much need a dino vet", and the whole "the only way we can save these dinos from being gassed to death is to release them from their cages and then open the doors to vent the gas, no way no how we can just open the doors to vent the gas while keeping the dinos in their cages"?
@mdb45424
@mdb45424 5 лет назад
for the 2nd one MOVIE TIE IN. the writers wrote themselves into a corner and this was a lazy way to fix it.
@davidmhh9977
@davidmhh9977 5 лет назад
1. The only people hiring dino vets would be Jurassic World, so it would be incredibly competitive to get hired. Also, when the park closed, likely just before after she finished her degree, basically the entire job market for dino vets would go under overnight. 2. The gasses wouldn't vent fast enough with just the doors open, so the dinosaurs would also need get into the open air. I'm pretty sure if you had poisonous gas in your house you wouldn't open the doors and windows and stay in the house, you would leave.
@CMCAdvanced
@CMCAdvanced 5 лет назад
How about the idea for it in the first place? There's a lot of things not sinned in this movie. How about Jeff Goldblum not even being in the movie for more than a couple minutes?
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 5 лет назад
@@CMCAdvanced The a scummy thing was that they kept mentioning him in videos and ads like he was a huge part of the movie
@meldrickedwards1785
@meldrickedwards1785 5 лет назад
@@mariobadia4553 they used jeff goldblums name to try and get people ecited.
@alchris8041
@alchris8041 5 лет назад
Did Blue literally just, shed a tear? My, my. I'm done.
@iclynnx
@iclynnx 5 лет назад
I'll just pretend her eyes were dry. Animals can get tears, but usually only when their eyes are dry, or they're sick
@kxd13flow
@kxd13flow 4 года назад
I'm talkin the SINGLE teardrop
@linkLoverAG
@linkLoverAG 4 года назад
@blahblahblah mememe Or Allergies. My parent's mastiff is allergic to himself and the poor thing's eyes get red and teary.
@linkLoverAG
@linkLoverAG 4 года назад
@A. Sayied Isn't Blue a girl?
@cx-519
@cx-519 3 года назад
@@linkLoverAG yes, all the raptors are
@tomwarden7733
@tomwarden7733 4 года назад
My biggest sin was everytime Claire had even the slightest chance to leave, she just straight up left Owen behind 😂 in the glass ball, in the truck... She literally gets in and doesn't hesitate to just start driving away 🤣
@arkhamtony3775
@arkhamtony3775 2 года назад
She knows he can take care of himself from situations like this , also Owen would say " Go , I will be behind you "
@nssteja7516
@nssteja7516 2 года назад
The fact that this movie has less then a million sins is a huge sin
@adamwoolston253
@adamwoolston253 5 лет назад
How about Jimmy Fallon making a big deal about the glass ball thing being bullet proof in the first movie, like up to a 50 cal, then Chris Pratt casually shoots a hole in it with a NINE MILLIMETER... *UNDERWATER.* Seriously, go watch a video of what happens when you fire a gun underwater, it definitely won't break glass.
@lucasboi837
@lucasboi837 5 лет назад
This is why Incredibles 1 follows better logic than that
@batalorian7997
@batalorian7997 5 лет назад
I always thought about the bullet not working underwater but I forgot those gyrosphereres could withstand a 50 cal bullet
@jhamircounsel711
@jhamircounsel711 5 лет назад
Yeah that's pretty sin worthy
@victorramirez1665
@victorramirez1665 5 лет назад
Under water glass is more easier to brake glass
@regularusername5516
@regularusername5516 5 лет назад
@@victorramirez1665 true, except that a bullet underwater is like trying to stab someone with a spoon, and also glass that is bulletproof to a 50 caliber bullet would break to, MAYBE a 50 caliber, not a nine mil
@geardog24
@geardog24 5 лет назад
Why do I get the feeling that the writers wanted to give the clone girl the ability to talk to the dinosaurs? Or are they saving that for the sequel?
@themaster5800
@themaster5800 5 лет назад
saving it for the sequel im sure
@Lorkanthal
@Lorkanthal 5 лет назад
@@themaster5800 what sequel? A bunch of dangerous dinosaurs have escaped into a country where most of the populace owns at least 1 gun and has one of the largest militaries. Those dinosaurs would be rounded up or killed within a month.
@catmani2
@catmani2 5 лет назад
Lorkanthal.... Not to mention most of the species there were only 1 of so there is not re population of them. But hey, that won't matter if a sequel happens.
@themartianway
@themartianway 5 лет назад
@@Lorkanthal I agree, but not everyone has extremely high caliber hunting rifles. Some people will be quiet inconvenienced.
@austinzax5208
@austinzax5208 5 лет назад
(Jurassic World)"Don't move we're on our way"
@drizzle8309
@drizzle8309 3 года назад
"Logic wins! USA! USA!" I love rewatching stuff. Didn't catch that on previous viewings.
@OhCanaDave
@OhCanaDave 3 года назад
🎶B.D. Woooong!🎶 That got me. 😂😂
@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769
@nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769 4 года назад
Another couple sins I would have added is that the directors have no idea how lava works, in one scene while Owen was getting away from lava, you can clearly see his hand drenched in it, and also baryonixes are not lava proof as well
@dornetupapichulo3694
@dornetupapichulo3694 3 года назад
@@ParisTourist so how do you explain the fucking dinosaur that tanked a drop of lava in his fucking head and shake it like was a little burn, neither a literally a steel skull can't stand a chance Lava would go through that skull like a hot knife in to butter
@aravsingh2868
@aravsingh2868 2 года назад
@@ParisTourist maybe if you knew how lava worked you wouldn’t have commented it
@aravsingh2868
@aravsingh2868 2 года назад
@@ParisTourist Yeah I probably should
@henriksandstrom2161
@henriksandstrom2161 2 года назад
Bruh do you actually think that a very small amount of lava actually should have killed the dinosaurs idiot. Do you think that it is some very powerful acid.
@shawnbass-ig2bv
@shawnbass-ig2bv Год назад
Except lava doesn't act like that at all, it doesn't just instantly vaporize anything it touches
@flex-solo7807
@flex-solo7807 4 года назад
Owen: *Almost gets killed multiple times by dinosaurs Claire, seconds later:NOOOO THE DINOSAURS ARE DYING OUT
@washedblue
@washedblue 3 года назад
tbf Owen seems to have super powers that allow him to escape every situation, even being like an inch away from lava and not being affected whatsoever
@Antesdelfinadmin
@Antesdelfinadmin 3 года назад
To be fair, that's how most liberals think!
@SpaceStrike
@SpaceStrike 3 года назад
@@Antesdelfinadmin liberals are republicans right
@SpaceStrike
@SpaceStrike 3 года назад
@@Antesdelfinadmin cause you racist trump supporters are idiots
@SpaceStrike
@SpaceStrike 3 года назад
@@tydalrave2333 except avengers
@made-line7627
@made-line7627 2 года назад
I love that you called them "long necks". 🦕 We're all just subconsciously spouting our dinosaur knowledge from Land Before Time and I love it. And I wonder if the poison gas they released to kill the dinosaurs just puts them to sleep, or whether it like...kills them painfully. I hope it's the former.
@warfare1101
@warfare1101 3 года назад
"T-Rex Machina. Try something new." Last time they tried something new people hated it
@treymonson9496
@treymonson9496 3 года назад
I feel bad for the movie they really tried something new they just really screwed up
@asparashos2055
@asparashos2055 3 года назад
But I really liked the spino
@dynastypierce3997
@dynastypierce3997 3 года назад
It wasn't hated because they tried something new. Maybe you didn't see the movie? The plot sucked. The characters sucked. The character development sucked. Pretty much everything about that movie was awful and had nothing to do with trying something new. Just wasn't done well
@warfare1101
@warfare1101 3 года назад
@@dynastypierce3997 I'm talking about the Spinosaurus
@oshkeet
@oshkeet 3 года назад
General weakness of JP3 aside, it came off to a lot of people as poor taste to have the new dino poised as 'better' as the old one, esp. in the marketing and first scene in the movie. No one liked seeing Rexy get jobbed; they shoulda just let Spino be its own thing. Its why JW1 has the easter egg of Rexy smashing a Spino skeleton in the last act and the whole theme of "the old stuff is still cool" Rexy vs I-rex fight.
@mentlinc
@mentlinc 5 лет назад
Indorapter roars at the top of its lungs on the roof for no logical reason....then proceeds to sneak down the other side of the house to surprise it's prey😂
@ashutoshdeodhar4710
@ashutoshdeodhar4710 5 лет назад
Yeah and why the fuck it would stick around, its free it should have left the place and start eating humans outside.
@leobrad2199
@leobrad2199 5 лет назад
@@ashutoshdeodhar4710 yea but it read the script so it knew where it was suppose to be.
@MP197742
@MP197742 5 лет назад
Larry Bradley, clever girl.
@Deutalios818
@Deutalios818 4 года назад
Maybe it’s the indoraptor saying, “DANGIT I’M WET AND I HATE IT!!!!!”
@TheYasmineFlower
@TheYasmineFlower 4 года назад
@@ashutoshdeodhar4710 I think it was a really dramatic diva, who was just having fun on the hunt. That's also why it went from attacking wildly to roaring on the roof to sneaking into the room veeeeery slooooowly. I mean, if this was a comedy movie series, you'd see that Indoraptor moving to Hollywood to make it big as an actress.
@Shiirow
@Shiirow 5 лет назад
"I had to, theyre alive... like me" **pulls out gun and shoots her** "Not anymore. Now lets go hunt some dino's"
@hamsterdumplings3420
@hamsterdumplings3420 5 лет назад
My god that would be dark as shit but funny as hell😂
@kryptickiddo8481
@kryptickiddo8481 5 лет назад
Now that is a movie I'd enjoy watching 😂
@r.j.penfold
@r.j.penfold 5 лет назад
I would have punched that kid in the face so hard and *GLADLY* go to jail. She's one of the most entitled characters I've ever come across _ever_.
@MSRooky350z
@MSRooky350z 5 лет назад
@@r.j.penfold it's a littke girl, that has more reasoning than most humans alive today, and you call HER entitled?...
@usuilucifer8922
@usuilucifer8922 5 лет назад
Mister Twister reasoning of WHAT!??? Of killing/endangering hundred if not thousands of human life? The fucking dinosaur HAD their time for fucking millions of years. HUNDREDS MILLIONS to be correct. Human had 2 millions at most! When it time to go let them go why let them live in an age that no longer belong to them. It like teleporting you to the ice age so you live with mammoths and saber tooth tiger.
@chrisglenn2538
@chrisglenn2538 3 года назад
I love how all these nations think that buying a dinosaur is going to improve their military in any way.
@ptbro3334
@ptbro3334 2 года назад
Nations? They were simply rich men buying the dinosaurs for personal reasons
@chrisglenn2538
@chrisglenn2538 2 года назад
@@ptbro3334 guess I just interpreted it wrong
@ameliapin4961
@ameliapin4961 2 года назад
@@chrisglenn2538 no it was for sure a plot point of JW that they wanted the raptors for some sort of military thing.
@cancanjaker1620
@cancanjaker1620 2 года назад
@@ptbro3334 I wonder what kind of personal reason involved a dinosaur.
@ryanmcelroy5470
@ryanmcelroy5470 2 года назад
@j - k yes
@lunaleonhardt4703
@lunaleonhardt4703 3 года назад
15:39 They could’ve pressed the red button first while the dinosaurs were still in their cages. The gas would’ve left the building and the dinosaurs would still be locked up 🤦‍♀️
@srwla2501
@srwla2501 2 года назад
Biggest plot hole ever!!
@Moonlakes
@Moonlakes 2 года назад
hydrogen cyanide is heavier than air it would sit down at the lowest point; which would be the basement with all the dinosaurs in it.
@ginger2330
@ginger2330 5 лет назад
I totally agree with you for the costs. I mean THESE ARE A ONCE EXTINCT, EXTREMELY POWERFUL, AND EXOTIC SPECIES. THAT'S MORE THAN 10 MIL
@kdot_the_artist
@kdot_the_artist 5 лет назад
DD McCarron they should be worth 250 Million at least
@thequ5914
@thequ5914 5 лет назад
I`d pay $600M DO I WIN THE F00KING AUCTION YET?!
@ginger2330
@ginger2330 5 лет назад
No you do not get the dinosoar
@thequ5914
@thequ5914 5 лет назад
@@hollyb6407 well, considering how far people are willing to go to own a skeleton of one, I`d think just before the auction, there would be at least 500 trucks just outside with people who want to steal them. I wouldn't be suprised if a billionaire like bill gates showed up and half his company's savings just goes in an instant.
@deemariedubois4916
@deemariedubois4916 5 лет назад
DD McCarron Yes the BIGGEST SIN should have been undervaluation of a REAL LIVE DINO. Ridiculous at 10 million! And it wouldn't just be billionaires there, countries would have sent representatives. Imagine tourism money if a country has a LIVE DINO to come see. We are Americans, no way we wouldn't want one...we can't stand to be out done by Russia or China. Who is responsible for writing this shit?
@IrrationalCharisma
@IrrationalCharisma 4 года назад
To be fair, I've never seen a "Fortune" out of a fortune cookie, they're just odd proverbs and compliments
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 3 года назад
Finally someone said it! Fortune cookies should be renamed to be more accurate, maybe "Wisdom Cookies", "Polite Cookies" or "Iroh Cookies".
@dantenagarjuna811
@dantenagarjuna811 3 года назад
Mister Wuss Or cookies with _paper_
@Melissa-pe2jr
@Melissa-pe2jr 3 года назад
@@antonymilne1346 insulting Iroh comparing his wisdom to the BS that comes in "fortune" cookies
@antonymilne1346
@antonymilne1346 3 года назад
@@Melissa-pe2jr I'm deeply sorry. But also in my defence, he himself straight up admitted a few times he was also talking bs.
@davis9502
@davis9502 3 года назад
F*** you says the movie
@nilotpaltalukdar6753
@nilotpaltalukdar6753 3 года назад
"Remember . Blue s got t rex blood now. It should mean something. Maybe ". 😂 Man I died laughing
@darthvasilis
@darthvasilis 3 года назад
So Blue gets a sin for shedding a tear, but the Indoraptor gets a pass for its Looney Tunes grin before killing the hunter?
@zorgolon4100
@zorgolon4100 5 лет назад
They want to keep the dinosaurs alive like Universal Studios wants to keep the Jurassic Park franchise alive.
@howlingdin9332
@howlingdin9332 5 лет назад
The dinosaurs themselves are a perfect metaphor for the franchise; saved from extinction to then be profited off and released to an unsuspecting public for the most contrived reasons imaginable.
@jakespacepiratee3740
@jakespacepiratee3740 5 лет назад
"They make money, like me." -Universal Studios
@BlackFlash7
@BlackFlash7 5 лет назад
If 2 films made me a billion and a half dollars I'd keep it in life support for as long as possible
@josuealmeida9571
@josuealmeida9571 5 лет назад
The fans asked for more sequels
@iwasjustcomingoutheretopic8598
@iwasjustcomingoutheretopic8598 2 года назад
@@anothergingerninja3025 Maybe your right maybe your wrong idk but it looks better then this one
@GarrettZa
@GarrettZa 5 лет назад
Missed Dings: 1. Owen definitely should have died after being enveloped in that volcanic ash while he was running. 2. Claire walks on top of the T-Rex cage in a cargo hull that has armed guards patrolling it and DOESN'T GET NOTICED. 3. Also, the T-Rex starts to freak out and none of the guards seem even the tiniest bit concerned, even so much as to simply glance in the direction of the cage that Claire WAS ON TOP OF. 4. Telling the evil guy to give up and call the cops on himself, even though you yourself are an ailing old man, and then expecting that sh*t to work out.
@JSPena
@JSPena 5 лет назад
Garrett Boneberg yep.
@FacelessKill3R1
@FacelessKill3R1 5 лет назад
Also when the guy that collects Dino teeth looks inside the truck talking to the doctor and the protagonists are hiding in the sides of the window, the Dino teeth guy doesn't see them. Seems like peripheral vision doesn't exist in this universe
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv
@CarlosAlberto-nq3iv 5 лет назад
Garrett Boneberg Also, why are the humans so damn weak? If I were there, I would grab a weapon and fight those dinosaur scallions. Even if I die, at least I wasn’t the typical snack.
@hyperblitz2070
@hyperblitz2070 5 лет назад
*DING*
@hermesdosanjos4765
@hermesdosanjos4765 5 лет назад
5. The dinosaur doctor chosen for the mission is the one that NEVER seen a Dino even that the Park was running ok for a long time before the events of Jurassic World 1!!!
@s0gg_y
@s0gg_y 3 года назад
U know whats so dumb about the dinos being stuck in the prisons scene? They could’ve opened the door and let the gas out without letting the dinos out. Logic movie
@JCasR3
@JCasR3 3 года назад
My favourite part of the movie is that production started building a house just for 3 minutes of film.
@VincentWeir
@VincentWeir 5 лет назад
I've never seen Jeremy so pissed about a movie. Shit.
@bro-be3bd
@bro-be3bd 5 лет назад
Well, I've seen wayyyy more sins than this... And he didn't add any extra sins, just 1 sin each time.
@TrashHeapCustodian
@TrashHeapCustodian 5 лет назад
Yeah, I expected at least a huge multiplier bonus round.
@Darkbiscuit
@Darkbiscuit 5 лет назад
He probably didn’t want to watch anymore...I didn’t
@godemperorofmankind3.091
@godemperorofmankind3.091 5 лет назад
he was way more angry at furious 7 and 8
@rudye5259
@rudye5259 5 лет назад
Nah he was quite pissed about Pete's Dragon, the original one.
@LilleTotte
@LilleTotte 5 лет назад
You forgot to sin that Owen was able to nearly outrun the pyroclastic flow from the volcano (the ash cloud). Those things move at speeds of 100km/h / 62mph on average but can reach 700km/h / 430mph, and Owed does not. Also, he is engulfed in the flow before jumping from the cliff, and the temperature of the gases can reach temperatures of about 1,000 °C (1,830 °F). Sooo yeah, Owen is dead and cremated before he reached the edge of the cliff.
@amitabhakusari2304
@amitabhakusari2304 5 лет назад
Then there's the toxic gases. Seeing that even sleeping ones has caused the bulk of casualties in recent years (because real people in the real world run long before they are burnt alive by the lava), everyone that was on that island, or within a few miles of the active volcano should be dead long before they could be affected by lava.
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 5 лет назад
Here before retards come to tell you too ignore all commen and reasoning cause because movies apparently should be allowed to NOT to follow any kind of logic.
@user-hi8vi4sl9w
@user-hi8vi4sl9w 5 лет назад
I can tell you got those from a quick Google search, because that’s basically word-for-word with the literal first thing to pop up when you type in “How fast does pyroclastic flow travel”. You forget that puffs moving at 700 km/h are the very largest clouds of flow. As we can see in the movie, while the cloud seems large, is nowhere near the actual maximum size. *Not to mention (I have to highlight this part so you see this specifically), pyroclastic flow has a ground-up, more solid look to it, and what’s shown in the movie looks much less solid, to where you can see Owen through 3 feet of it. This likely not a full on pyroclastic flow, but merely volcanic gas, which he would certainly survive.*
@user-hi8vi4sl9w
@user-hi8vi4sl9w 5 лет назад
But frankly, I’d still sin for being within two meters of approaching lava while being paralyzed, and not being burnt to a crisp.
@WreckingWood
@WreckingWood 5 лет назад
Even Michael Bay does it more accurately. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yDd3xayehVg.html
@AdventuresOfBoxHeadReal
@AdventuresOfBoxHeadReal 3 года назад
CinemaSins: Same old waterfall! CinemaWins: Beautiful waterfall!
@masiru4334
@masiru4334 4 года назад
Humans: * recreates dinosaurs * God: I literally sent that meteor for a reason
@VDAM1984
@VDAM1984 3 года назад
Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth
@rico13b
@rico13b 5 лет назад
You missed the part where the poison gas was HYDROGEN cyanide, which was venting from a tank right above a fire. That shit would have exploded immediately.
@matthewlindsley3298
@matthewlindsley3298 4 года назад
Also they open the cages and then the door instead of just leaving the cages closed and opening the door venting all the gas outside...
@Capri_00
@Capri_00 4 года назад
@@matthewlindsley3298 my brother (not kidding) went on a ten minute yell-rant about that when we first saw this movie.
@anoobis_
@anoobis_ 3 года назад
EXACTLY
@MrJamiesilaban
@MrJamiesilaban 2 года назад
@@matthewlindsley3298 cloned raptors are smarter than cloned little girls
@pocketmarcy6990
@pocketmarcy6990 Год назад
@@MrJamiesilaban tbf it was Claire that opened the inside gates first, not the clone girl
@jeebuschristos8423
@jeebuschristos8423 5 лет назад
If these dinosaurs die... they'll be no more dinosaurs... well... except for all that DNA materials that we have in storage that could be used to create NEW dinosaurs... and even wholesale new species of same... but, yea... these SPECIFIC cloned dinosaurs need to survive...
@amaizel
@amaizel 5 лет назад
I kept thinking the same thing during this movie. The whole premise was that these dinosaurs were going extinct again... BUT HOW? They have fucking dinosaur factories and shit
@charlottewalnut3118
@charlottewalnut3118 5 лет назад
Jeebus Christos It’s a little kid they don’t think that way
@cgee7590
@cgee7590 5 лет назад
They're even creating new dinosaurs...horrible job of trying to make the current dinosaurs seem important or relevant, lol
@silverblade357
@silverblade357 5 лет назад
Hell, they created new dinosaurs for Jurassic World. The wild ones that couldn't be captured were put down and cloned. And didn't they fix the breeding oversight from the original movie? Why should anyone risk their lives for animals that are doomed to go extinct?
@Warcodered01
@Warcodered01 5 лет назад
Seriously Blue is the only Velociraptor left at this point saving her does not save the species.
@aviXex
@aviXex 2 года назад
*Jurassic World: A Series of Unfortunate Coincidences.* That’s what i felt before i left this movie halfway
@florinherlea8376
@florinherlea8376 3 года назад
I like how the T-Rex always saves the main characters
@UnbuffBane
@UnbuffBane 5 лет назад
Lol i can feel all the irritation in his voice in this video
@FredrickK3
@FredrickK3 4 года назад
5:39 I too only recognize this species as being a long-neck. Glad to know you're a Land Before Time fan.
@RetrX1
@RetrX1 4 года назад
Ik I think they are apatosaurus because the brachiosaurus is much taller
@t.nichole6496
@t.nichole6496 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@hypyu1458
@hypyu1458 4 года назад
@@RetrX1 and they have no head crest typed things
@dondraper5447
@dondraper5447 4 года назад
Three horns do not play with long NECKS
@aithanleeom5152
@aithanleeom5152 3 года назад
what a man of culture strong coherent and diverse.
@tyrannosaurustacos5411
@tyrannosaurustacos5411 3 года назад
I genuinely wish I never met this channel, I 100% agree with almost everything, but I still love this movie
@josephstalin364
@josephstalin364 3 года назад
A lot of these plot points are easily mentioned in the books and other canon. Some of these also are explained with simple logic
@akiraigarashi2874
@akiraigarashi2874 6 месяцев назад
@@josephstalin364 What could possibly explain Owen surviving staying that close to lava or being inside volcanic ash?
@creatorshorizon5125
@creatorshorizon5125 Год назад
i also like the fact, that everytime they face a dangerous situation, they're just standing around with a wide opened mouth for minutes, instead of running or at least doing something. Its so obviously ridiculous ...
@vvvv7649
@vvvv7649 5 лет назад
Jurassic Park Jurassic World Jurassic Solar System Jurassic Galaxy Jurassic Nebula Jurassic Interstellar Cluster Jurassic Observable Universe
@scouttrooper603
@scouttrooper603 5 лет назад
Snowy Moon Jurassic universe.
@quincyupchurch4780
@quincyupchurch4780 5 лет назад
😆
@LV426wy
@LV426wy 5 лет назад
Hahaha take my money
@andreamarino6010
@andreamarino6010 5 лет назад
Jurassic infinity war
@foxxop3308
@foxxop3308 5 лет назад
Snowy Moon Jurassic nothingness
@insignificantgnat9334
@insignificantgnat9334 5 лет назад
Why isn't there a sin for them outrunning the pyroclastic flow? Those things go between 60 and 400 mph, it just isn't happening.
@EmeraldEyes1776
@EmeraldEyes1776 5 лет назад
Oh good, I'm not the only one who noticed that.
@MichaelSmith-cy6vy
@MichaelSmith-cy6vy 5 лет назад
Finally someone said this!
@nanuqo2006
@nanuqo2006 5 лет назад
@Harvey Hutt Fuck off.
@brandonr45
@brandonr45 5 лет назад
Says pyroclastic flow, immediately thinks about Ice Cube.
@quincyupchurch4780
@quincyupchurch4780 5 лет назад
Also, volcanic ash ias EXTREMELY HOT, yet Owen SURVIVES IT, WTF
@sondjuchiha975
@sondjuchiha975 3 года назад
i have a feeling Jeremy doesnt care for this movie
@maxc5338
@maxc5338 4 года назад
Yo he predicted the future with Killer Bees at 16:06
@dexis9412
@dexis9412 5 лет назад
“I haven’t seen CGI fire this impressive since 1997’s spawn” Damn, that’s pretty impressive
@alduin69
@alduin69 5 лет назад
I have...never seen you this legitimately rustled at a movie before
@DavidGonzalez-rn7vm
@DavidGonzalez-rn7vm 5 лет назад
He is rightfully furious, this was the most dishonest cash grab of a movie I've seen in a while.
@scottisitt
@scottisitt 5 лет назад
Have you watched his sinning of "The Room"?
@jefferycrouse4652
@jefferycrouse4652 5 лет назад
@@scottisitt Some pf the greatest sin lines ever read. "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?"
@royriley6282
@royriley6282 5 лет назад
Something about seeing so much money and talent go into process that none the less squeezes out a tasteless turd is inherently infuriating.
@adamfernandes4312
@adamfernandes4312 5 лет назад
I was disgusted by what a blatant cash grab this movie was. I hear there's going to be another?
@nadecha5326
@nadecha5326 3 года назад
So he goes from a raptor trainer to a full on run down the line and whoop everybody’s ass without taking one punch commando huh? 50 sins
@NarendraMnr
@NarendraMnr 3 года назад
“Crocodile Tears” 🤣 LMAO
@Velowise
@Velowise 5 лет назад
I’m surprised he didn’t talk about Owen being engulfed in volcanic ash. That’s what killed most of the people during Pompeii
@wargamingsupernoob
@wargamingsupernoob 4 года назад
Yep
@cruelroalex6722
@cruelroalex6722 4 года назад
If you breathe in the ashes, it's a slow and painful death and you may or may not live with help from today's medicine, but that pyroclastic flow is extremely hot, Owen should definitely be BBQ Owen
@readwrecks
@readwrecks 5 лет назад
But fortune cookies don’t always have fortunes. They often have vague affirmations of the reader’s character.
@anthonythanghe4755
@anthonythanghe4755 5 лет назад
In fact, nowadays they usually do not have fortunes in favor of vague character affirmations.
@kb7208
@kb7208 5 лет назад
Yep
@jaylajordan1685
@jaylajordan1685 5 лет назад
Campsey Ziegler This movie wasn't super amazing (it was ok/eh for me), but a lot of these sins are pretty lazy ngl.
@justinadams583
@justinadams583 5 лет назад
@@jaylajordan1685 this whole movie was fucking lazy.
@jaylajordan1685
@jaylajordan1685 5 лет назад
Reptile Fanatic Again never said it wasn't, but the sins in this video were extremely lazy.
@thumpyloudfoot864
@thumpyloudfoot864 4 года назад
"Jefferson Dinosaur" made me choke... and now that I think about it, it actually would make a great band name...
@arthurblackfire5247
@arthurblackfire5247 3 года назад
Did anyone else feel genuinely sad for that Dino on the dock. Thats why I think, "show don't tell" is the best form of film production people can do
@themanwithnoname2816
@themanwithnoname2816 5 лет назад
They should have called this film The Lost Park: Jurassic World
@burningfury4065
@burningfury4065 4 года назад
Oh my god your profile
@Oooooh-Betty
@Oooooh-Betty 4 года назад
Or.... The World Lost Jurassic Park
@sucktitles
@sucktitles 5 лет назад
4:25 THIS! But seriously. If Blue simply attacked and ate him, it would get rid of the entire "dinosaurs who are thankful to the humans who took care of them" crap of World, and brought back the much better less arrogant "dino's can't be controlled, don't give a damn about people and neither does nature" message of Park. And during this scene, I actually wondered if they really had the balls to do it.
@politicallycorrectredskin796
@politicallycorrectredskin796 5 лет назад
But we do control a lot of nature. That's the whole deal with this civilization stuff.
@victorroque5667
@victorroque5667 5 лет назад
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 TF? Have u not learned anything from the last movies??
@politicallycorrectredskin796
@politicallycorrectredskin796 5 лет назад
@@@victorroque5667 The only thing to learn from any of these movies is that people are morons. And I knew that already.
@ilivory974
@ilivory974 4 года назад
Honestly. In the last movie it was mentioned the Owen was Blue's Alpha and he has been training her since she was born. It may not be believable but GODDAMN, YOU PEOPLE NEED TO FUCKING GET. OVER. IT. ITS A MOVIE FOR FUCK SAKES, NOT REAL LIFE. WHAT DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT? THEY'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET THROUGH THESE PLOTS MULTIPLE TIMES AND PEOPLE STILL LIKED THE MOVIES SO THEY THINK "We don't need to change them" AND ITS NOT OUR FUCKING DECISION. IF YOU WANNA TELL PEOPLE HOW TO MAKE A MOVIE GO AHEAD AND DO SO. IT PROBABLY WON'T FUCKING WORK
@Youchubeswindon
@Youchubeswindon 2 года назад
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 We don't control nature, more specifically we 'direct' nature. Any form of control is an illusion.
@raptorjesus5870
@raptorjesus5870 2 года назад
"Welcome... To jurrasic world..." "Oh wait humans have big guns I forgot."
@lorenzogomez5747
@lorenzogomez5747 2 года назад
I absolutely love your content because this is what I telling my family and friends about how movies be having loop holes and bad writing now I find a channel I can relate too appreciate your work
@fionnaskyborn
@fionnaskyborn 5 лет назад
The amount of his rage during this entire video makes me smile.
@parkerpeter1795
@parkerpeter1795 5 лет назад
Fionna Skyborn it's so satisfying
@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs
@GhanshyamSingh-sk1fs 4 года назад
@@parkerpeter1795 hell lose feces
@lorenzoniccoli99ln
@lorenzoniccoli99ln 2 года назад
Ikr, finally someone that understands the pain
@michaelpacinus242
@michaelpacinus242 10 месяцев назад
His rage
@jessy748
@jessy748 5 лет назад
There is NO WAY a child would release all those dinosaurs. She was running for her life from one, even when it was still caged. A scared kid wouldnt even want to be looking at the dinosaurs through the window. She'd be crying to leave
@MarleyGHaHa
@MarleyGHaHa 5 лет назад
She's grown up with dinosaurs as mentioned early on
@ashutoshdeodhar4710
@ashutoshdeodhar4710 5 лет назад
The dinos released are sure to kill someone and who is going to take responsibility.
@jikenx9264
@jikenx9264 5 лет назад
Are clones people though?..
@WanBelltrum
@WanBelltrum 5 лет назад
You underestimate children sympathy
@johnjsal
@johnjsal 5 лет назад
But the movie has a super important point to make about clones and the value of human life, etc. etc. I think......
@g-rom564
@g-rom564 2 года назад
That Brachiosaurus is alive. After that explosion, she traveled to the nesting grounds with Aladar, an iguanodon, Emma, a triceratops, and Url, an ankylosaur. Soon a large herd follwed them and dinosaurs started reproducing again.
@ryanlytle2214
@ryanlytle2214 3 года назад
Apparently people forgot about the tracking chips and that we as humans have access to A-10 warthogs and AH-64 apaches. Two war machines of many that could turn a T-Rex into Swiss cheese.
@TheHumanShitpost
@TheHumanShitpost 5 лет назад
Reviving the meat eaters was a bad idea. I dont think a stegosaur would complain about living in a fenced enclosure with pleanty of grass
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 5 лет назад
that's what i wondered, why not just save the herbivores it maybe seems rather mean but at least they won't eat you
@EditorOfSL
@EditorOfSL 5 лет назад
Thing is, how much damage can these dinos do before they die? They’re all girls so they won’t reproduce and most of them are pretty old by now.
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 5 лет назад
@@EditorOfSL Well that depends, did they use the same dna to fill the holes like in the original Jurassic parks then they can change sex but then we can assume that world used some kind of birth control. without that they wil be able to breed.
@harineshkumar2201
@harineshkumar2201 5 лет назад
@@velvety2006 because if they kill off Rexy & Blue they'll lose money
@alicjak700
@alicjak700 5 лет назад
@@EditorOfSL that's exactly what I thought... Until they mentioned young dinosaurs were a thing... Apparently, those clever girls can multiply somehow =.=
@charlesthomas9294
@charlesthomas9294 5 лет назад
"This has the dramatic tension of a Dora the Explorer episode with less believability." I am dead.
@antoinepowell3197
@antoinepowell3197 4 года назад
6:45 No joke, I took a double take here cause this looks exactly like the image for an adventure world in Lego Dimensions. Literally has about the same graphics.
@eizmann
@eizmann 8 месяцев назад
Don’t forget when Owen was about to catch blue they could’ve just actually waited for to give the signal. They had no reason not to except for „wE’rE tHe BaDdIeS“. Owen would still trust them, none of the mercenaries would’ve been injured or basically killed and blue would not have been shot.
@IndorilTheGreat
@IndorilTheGreat 5 лет назад
Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized that due to their massive weight (and as such, need for massive amounts of energy, aka, lots of food), they would probably need to sneak up on their prey and then charge it before jumping its bones in order to guarantee the best chance of getting a meal, rather than chasing it down over a great distance. It's quite possible that they moved rather silently.
@youplayedyourself8179
@youplayedyourself8179 5 лет назад
But you can't hear thumps, the ground shaking, metal scraping???
@malzeno1202
@malzeno1202 5 лет назад
And to add up to this, they don’t roar or snarl. They probably used infrasound noises.
@chedarheader7092
@chedarheader7092 5 лет назад
Yes but definitely not fucking gonna mask it's heavy breathing or It running down the fucking hall. And if it had been near before waiting to get closer how could no one smell the fucking guy who opened the cages rotten flesh and blood on it's teeth. What your also saying is that millions of year old herbivores(Which usually but not always are prey) had a great sense of sound and sight. A common theory is that most predators of that time probably used thick dense foliage or anything to hide behind as a mask to sneak up without being seen. However an long straight empty hall which lines up perfectly wouldn't provide much hiding places. You must take into consideration that if they did move silently it was because the most likely didn't have metal floors and concrete floors that would provide some nifty scratching noises with each claw that taps the floor. You state, "Fun fact about large, carnivorous dinosaurs - it's theorized..." That theory is yet to be proven so the term "fact" would show that your entire argument isn't factual. If you slow the video down and watch the scene again you can see that the way it moves then leaps at such high speed means it sure as hell had to build up a lot of momentum to preform that crazy shit so there's no fucking way that it running and increasing in speed wouldn't make loud thumps as it runs. And it couldn't have been close if it could just suddenly dash head lowered and the spring up and twist sideways so fast because physics says, thou dinosaur shall not fucking become a bullet whilst standing a few feet away from thou prey and thou dinosaur shall not have sneak 100. Although I love the Jurassic park franchise sometimes the logic just doesn't line up and there's no denying it.
@yourthefather1257
@yourthefather1257 5 лет назад
8
@LukaTisus
@LukaTisus 5 лет назад
Elephants are surprisingly quiet when they walk, large predators probably knew how to distribute their weight for maximum sneakiness. Who's to say they didn't have pads on their feet that cushion and soften the noises they might make? Good example is something large, like a grizzly. If it wants to sneak up on you, you aren't going to hear it.
@00SynchronFan00
@00SynchronFan00 5 лет назад
How did they obtain the DNA of a Mosasaurus, a sea creature, when all DNA is coming fom in amber trapped mosquitos?
@SuitulFhrost
@SuitulFhrost 5 лет назад
Now that's a good question, Mosquitoes don't bite underwater killer fish...
@gadielgonzalez2755
@gadielgonzalez2755 5 лет назад
Plot contrivance.
@nickstav08
@nickstav08 5 лет назад
its believed that monitor liszards are possibly descendants of mosasaurus
@benthk3dprt136
@benthk3dprt136 5 лет назад
Not only that but if you extract DNA from blood inside a mosquito you get mosquito DNA...
@nickstav08
@nickstav08 5 лет назад
@@benthk3dprt136 plus any other dino/reptile/early mammal dna as well
@murph7141
@murph7141 3 года назад
I love this channel because it is exactly my brain during movies
@kainable8769
@kainable8769 4 года назад
I am begging you! May I please use this sound bite!?!? “Some bullsh*t” at 8:23 has me rolling for at least 30 minutes!!!
@joeygamer5387
@joeygamer5387 5 лет назад
You forgot to add 50 sins or more for leaving Brachiosaurus behind!!!
@rico13b
@rico13b 5 лет назад
More like for making a dinosaur that spent a large portion of its life in the water burn to death on a pier instead of just swimming away.
@krispybananaz
@krispybananaz 4 года назад
Ricotta Elmar a giant sauropod definitely can’t swim 😂😂 they just stand in lakes but once it’s past their height they can’t swim... obviously.
@ericwilliams1832
@ericwilliams1832 4 года назад
Ricotta Elmar That has been disproven
@RetrX1
@RetrX1 4 года назад
Ricotta Elmar the brachiosaurus can NOT swim
@wittypunhere703
@wittypunhere703 4 года назад
Fish can't fly, they still try jumping into the air to get away from something under them.
@psychopaladin7163
@psychopaladin7163 5 лет назад
There's a dinosaur loose in the house...... *Better Get on my bed and cover myself with sheets*
@brandonlyon730
@brandonlyon730 5 лет назад
Well let’s be honest that’s what lots of young kids do when they fear “monsters” in there closets or whatever, they thing covering themselves will be enough.
@thatguywith1millionsubscri31
@thatguywith1millionsubscri31 5 лет назад
She should of stayed in the elevator thing
@Joshandspot
@Joshandspot 5 лет назад
@@brandonlyon730 for a little girl afraid of dinosaurs and so close to killed by one 5 times? She sure seemed willing to allow many other little girls throughout the area at risk for being killed by them. This film was dumb. SERIOUSLY i understand if she had no contact with dinosaurs to say they should have a right to live like she did, but you just had a horrific experience with one that tried to TAKE your life...why let them out loose when you were just running away from themM
@goldkraken7
@goldkraken7 5 лет назад
exactly dude,like they showed that she was smart or smart enough to get outta situations with this thing but when she goes to her room she goes under the covers....why the fuck didn't she try the closet or under the bed?just saying those are better spots than hiding under the blankets
@OGMillyMillz_
@OGMillyMillz_ 5 лет назад
Loose* 🤦🏾‍♂️
@x.k.b.w.6716
@x.k.b.w.6716 2 года назад
14:35 'How did the Indoraptor get on the roof, you might ask? Why did the Indoraptor get on the roof, you might ask? F*ck you, says the movie' GOLD!!!
@galihxtreme
@galihxtreme 2 года назад
5:40 your impression of Mr. Bill's *"Ooh, nooooooo"* was perfect...!
@multiplephantasms
@multiplephantasms 4 года назад
i love when you refer to actors as a character they played in another movie
@michaelpacinus242
@michaelpacinus242 10 месяцев назад
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
@daffy2115
@daffy2115 5 лет назад
The scene where own saved them from the underwater pod, is BS. The last movie says that the glass can withstand a 44 magnum. This isn’t even underwater and all Owen has is a 9mm (much smaller) and he’s firing underwater which would greatly slow down the velocity. Also guess what, IT WENT THROUGH!!
@PumaM90
@PumaM90 5 лет назад
Daffy 21 i forgot about that what the hell.
@savagealphawolf5929
@savagealphawolf5929 5 лет назад
That looks like it might be a 45 alot of newer ones are more sleek
@levethane
@levethane 5 лет назад
On one of those myth buster shows a guy fires a 44 magnum at a cars windscreen at 1m in a pool and it just bounces off.
@shockal7269
@shockal7269 5 лет назад
Too be fair, the Gyro aged through time, but seems legit
@Ourfriendvirch
@Ourfriendvirch 5 лет назад
The bullet actually didn't go through
@treefrogjohnson7514
@treefrogjohnson7514 4 года назад
God this movie fucking sucks. I remember being so excited for it when they announced J A Bayona as the director. He's made some incredible films, and they said it would be going in a more horror-movie-like direction but it turned out to be the WORST film in the franchise.
@Tango-17
@Tango-17 4 года назад
Treefrog Johnson No JP 3 was the worst in the franchise
@definitelynottommywiseau3037
@definitelynottommywiseau3037 2 года назад
lol and then dumbminion comes out nobody does it like colin trevorrow
@pocketmarcy6990
@pocketmarcy6990 Год назад
I mean it was well directed, Bayonne’s just wasn’t given a very good script
@Tatertot01
@Tatertot01 2 года назад
I like how the military guys who are supposed to be protecting the technician are all just hanging out in the chopper.
@twobitts7320
@twobitts7320 4 года назад
U missed the fact that the baryonyx got hit on the head with lava and just shooked it off
@ChonkedCat
@ChonkedCat 3 года назад
Fr wrf
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen 3 года назад
lel, and they called it an allosaurus in the movie..
@wa5ted353
@wa5ted353 3 года назад
@@Konani_the_unicorn_queen no they didn't when did they say that?
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen
@Konani_the_unicorn_queen 3 года назад
@@wa5ted353 during the auction?
@inactive7519
@inactive7519 3 года назад
BaRyOnYx SwIm In LaVa AlL tHe TiMe WhAt ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt
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