How Lethal is the Worlds SMALLEST Crossbow??? 

Broo get your hand on a semi auto Interceptor crossbow by may and break the record in crossbow fire rate 😃... I mean, arrow rate 🙊

Okay hear me out muzzleloader handguns plus to bend the bullet with the PVC pipe and a chain reaction

Day 1 of asking how many bull rider vests does it take to stop a bullet

SHARK ATTACK! ... Tarantula's are spider kittens... We gotta get everybody off this plane!

Is this the first time on demolitia ranch that it's been so quiet? No earmuffs and I can wear my headphones lol

I agree

He already kinda does that 😂

I want to see him wandering through random unrelated people's videos saying stuff like that with an arrow coming out of his head still wearing the same clothes. Imagine seeing him just randomly wander through the middle of a SciShow episode one time to jever be seen again on the show, then later, you see him wander across a National Geographic show somewhere in Kenya. You see him on the news once wandering across a battlefield in Ukraine being completely ignored by combatants on both sides who all just go around him as he passes through. TMZ is talking about the next big scandal and here comes Mikey just walking out of focus between the desk and the cameras.

@@theaberrantdonAfter a MMA fight he takes the Rogan interview

At least for 14 days!

Yessssss I would buy it!

Nooo

I was thinking the exact same thing with the shirt idea, or the company may need to rename the bow to "Shark Attack" haha

Rebranded lobotomy

You got your wish, Matt showed off the new shark attack shirt in the new off the ranch video

Lol 😂 🤣 😅 😆

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Definitely needs a raise to pay for that brain surgery 😂

I agree and at the end when he pointed at the dummy and said that f'er is not real, the woman on the plane. I laughed so hard, though it was funny through the whole video.

u really think this is comedic genius? judging by the amount of upvotes alot of other people do aswell... ur bar for comedy is so fucking low its depressing, no wonder people laugh at americans.

Soft target easily penetrated by slow thing but not fast thing. Hard target easily penetrated by fast thing but not slow thing. There you go.

@@jacobhall7959 also an arrow often cuts as it goes though and is harder then a soft led bullet, ment to go though not transfer energy into something but the thin cross section of an arrow also is a factor.

i assume momentum

My crossbow can put bolts through level 3+ rated body armor. Especially after I upgraded the string from 90lbs to 130lbs. That same body armor will stop shotgun slugs. Watch JorgeSparv’s channel to learn its features.

@@sparky-xz1nbjoules actually 🤓

@@YankeeBushman several videos I hope!

Hell yes!

That would be epic!! It HAS to happen.

That would be great

id love to see Joerg shooting some guns too.

No it wasn't 🤷 it was dumb. Especially this long after it happened. The next day? Sure. Not a week or two later. It's just like Donut Operator. He's always wayyyy behind everybody else on police vids. His are always 2+ weeks after everybody else's. Nobody wants to watch it at that point. Weve seen it 100 times on 10 different channels by then. I'll never understand why he can't put vids out in a timely manner like everybody else does. 2 or 3 days later is fine. 2 or 3 weeks later isn't. Why would I watch a breakdown of a vid I've seen 50 times by now? 🤷 To me, it's clear Donut is sick of doing youtube vids or he wouldn't take so long to do them after they happen. There was a time when he did them soon after they came out. That time passed long ago. IMO, it's time for him to give it up because it's clear he doesn't want to do it and only does to keep some type of income coming in.

​@@J.C...Emm.... What?

@@J.C... what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.

#funatparties

@@J.C... You have three subscribers, sir.

I remember seeing elk hunters carrying an arrow with a tip like that to shoot grouse if they saw one while out hunting elk. They shot grouse in a couple of videos. I'm pretty sure their tips were that style.

This is correct. It can make the arrow flip when it hits the ground. Aids recovery for small game hunting.

Thanks for commenting, I know mine would never have been seen. I have one of these, nice for popping squirrels.

The common commercial name is judo point. They're designed to catch the ground and flop if you miss. The little arms are actually springs.

Same for the one with the 4 spring tines, keeps the arrow from burrowing into the ground on ground targets. Wasnt sure if you meant that one or the loops of wire.

100%!

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Seems like he wants to be Charlie and is trying too hard😅

Agree. He was hilarious

Oscars are for movies

@Dctctx Academy, Golden Globe, Emmy, Tony, People's Choice, Oscar's. I don't give a flying 💩 what kind of award it is. Just recognize that the man owned his part and entertained with absolute certainty!!

*thunkered

He ain't wrong though

New shirt. “Thunker Branding” with a pic of a tarantula with big cute kitten eyes

Tf is the equivalent of a fully grown cat then 😂

​@@KLAS_id personally reserve that title for jumping spiders

Yeah I thought that was a little strange 😅

Neither do I 😢😢😢

@@112cassy112usually there’s a tiny rubberband holding the blades forward. it’s designed to open on impact to create a larger wound. Not for getting the arrow out of the target lol

Yeah I know

It'd be more surprising if he did know.

They just wanted us to believe it was a joke. They are at the hospital now 😂

The into really had me dead 😂

Naw fam he actually shot him

i swear that MF wasnt real

Yes....totally a joke. Absolutely nobody was hurt and no one got hit in the head. For real

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

They make a bolt magazine for this one too, but I don’t think it is out yet

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I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Same here 😂 and at the end with "that mf ain't real" I'm dead 😂

Same 😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Best part of the whole video

Dude is Awesome. The legolast know I'm screwing up the spelling. A repeating bow 6 in the clip. For me lost my right to firearms 40 years ago never been in trouble Since gave me so called right to vote back. They won't trust me with giving me my gun right back. Untill I give them some $. Then Johnny gov will trust me again.

"rock a Barrett without a tripod"? You mean an M2?

Imagine what Joerg could do without the limitations of german law

Idk if matts ready for the bellowing laugh of that beast of a dude 🤣🤣

​@@BrianJacobsen-vn6isyou can buy black powder firearms all day long even with a felony.

I want to make friends, please, so one of you becomes my friend

Lol that line was as smooth as a sandwich

best advice, dont take a drink of anything watching an intro of demo ranch lol i nearly spit soda all over the place watching matt and crispys leg video. that intro had me in tears laughing

Lol 😂 🤣 😅 that's funny stuff 😄 😆 🤣

That's why I watch Demolition Ranch Brother Matt and Friends are a trip

Mikey killed it. I hope he's ok in 12-14 days.

With this comment. . . You’re not dead inside 😊. Sand Bag’r 😅

No, I skipped the sponsor

Well, if you skipped it, you missed Matt wiping his ass

How do we crowdfund this?

Is Mikey available for parties?

@doublenickelbob Yes, but there is no way to request him. Occasionally, a party just happens to be in his path and he just randomly passes through.

What bit?

I used my suspenders to launch Gobstoppers into the math room drop ceiling 😂. It took 2 of us to make it happen but it was fun for us, but maybe not the teacher 🤣

Large paperclip, rubber band and BBQ skewers got me in cuffs in 7th grade 🫡

fool i used a chair flipped upside down with 20 of the thickest rubber bands I could find and I used rulers as the bolts i have no idea why my teacher allowed me and my friends to do this i still got a scar on my leg from testing it i am not joking

@@anthonylaw2109 yeeeeahhhh, "trust me bro"

@@Cobyc5150 r/nothingeverhappens

Might be an improvement.

😂 YES!

Agree!