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How Many Holes Does a Human Have? 

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Special thanks to @chubbyemu and Evelyn Lamb ( / evelynjlamb ) for answering my questions about the body and holes, respectively.
wardrobe by: / dasharez0ne
An article from Evelyn about holes: blogs.scientificamerican.com/...
the philosophy of holes: plato.stanford.edu/archives/s...
Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :
VIDEO: • Topology joke
BUY: www.shapeways.com/product/6CJ...
sun footage: svs.gsfc.nasa.gov/12326
anatomy of the nasal cavity: • Anatomy of the Nasal C...
Supernumerary Puncta: link.springer.com/chapter/10....
accessory ostium:
www.icoi.org/glossary/accesso...
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti...
3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network
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Комментарии : 59 тыс.   
@bigsepticc9948
@bigsepticc9948 4 года назад
Michael’s parents “omg he’s about to say his first words” Michael “or am I”
@randomuserlol279
@randomuserlol279 4 года назад
Nice one
@bludalhs386
@bludalhs386 4 года назад
@@erent1476 ...
@pandapirate25yearsago33
@pandapirate25yearsago33 4 года назад
@@erent1476 stop
@ngraccisalsome
@ngraccisalsome 4 года назад
Eren Taşkın imagine needing to self promote your own video
@touplesoup
@touplesoup 4 года назад
201st like
@thatguy4330
@thatguy4330 4 года назад
“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.” Best insult ever heard
@mayrln
@mayrln 4 года назад
"or are you?"
@wolfgang5261
@wolfgang5261 4 года назад
or is it?
@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj
@afksjaflksjalkfjlksfj 4 года назад
I'm certainly recycling that insult.
@dr.jamesolack8504
@dr.jamesolack8504 4 года назад
That's exactly what I am.....no more...no less.
@hightablehierarchy9427
@hightablehierarchy9427 4 года назад
Indeed and Trump loves to grab that hole anytime. 🤣😂
@Cartoon64
@Cartoon64 7 месяцев назад
no matter how old a vsauce video is, it almost never ages badly.
@jordanjordan3167
@jordanjordan3167 7 месяцев назад
Almost? 😃
@TwixiMixiPixi
@TwixiMixiPixi 6 месяцев назад
@@jordanjordan3167 yeah... I'm really curious about this... "almost"...
@MCTrapsandTutorials
@MCTrapsandTutorials 6 месяцев назад
​@@TwixiMixiPixiDid you watch Vsauce before it was a sciencey channel back when it was a videogame comedy channel. It did not age well lmao.
@EddTheSpedd
@EddTheSpedd 6 месяцев назад
FR
@Tench_gaming
@Tench_gaming 6 месяцев назад
@@MCTrapsandTutorialsyour reply made me check out his old videos, they’re funny
@GrsArt42
@GrsArt42 7 месяцев назад
Micheal is the only person who can make me watch a 21-minute video about holes.
@antonyinuzhnyi859
@antonyinuzhnyi859 7 месяцев назад
No one spelled Michael right
@AimbotThundah
@AimbotThundah 7 месяцев назад
For some reason I doubt that
@JGT.
@JGT. 7 месяцев назад
Nobody can make me do that so please tell me how many holes?
@GrsArt42
@GrsArt42 7 месяцев назад
@@JGT. It's 7.
@nickmilano2516
@nickmilano2516 7 месяцев назад
I want slime
@v.mathisiii5999
@v.mathisiii5999 4 года назад
Micheal in 2013: You are the center of the universe Micheal in 2020: You are a hole
@Joyful_Jo_
@Joyful_Jo_ 4 года назад
Woah
@CGoody564
@CGoody564 4 года назад
At least 7 holes, actually
@michaelcousins6091
@michaelcousins6091 4 года назад
you spelled his name wrong :(
@svenjansen2134
@svenjansen2134 4 года назад
ffs get his name right
@v.mathisiii5999
@v.mathisiii5999 4 года назад
Thanks for the likes!, of you want to know what video I was referring to it is “Travel Inside a Black Hole”. Also, my bad I got his name wrong 😬
@cailleach8416
@cailleach8416 4 года назад
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.
@pandinus1377
@pandinus1377 4 года назад
Cause him saying come on in and voring the camera isn't
@siverthekkelstrand7685
@siverthekkelstrand7685 4 года назад
And 10:00
@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625
@bogdan-cristiantimofte5625 4 года назад
9:55 too
@christophpoll784
@christophpoll784 4 года назад
@@siverthekkelstrand7685 that at 10:00 is even better that slapping the solid steel ball!
@cailleach8416
@cailleach8416 4 года назад
@@CallMeJeffrey ah yes, free internet points
@guillermosolacorral597
@guillermosolacorral597 6 месяцев назад
"Holes are ontologically parasitic" might be one of the greatest quotes ever
@calvintuber15000
@calvintuber15000 6 месяцев назад
Michael eating the donut from the toilet has scarred me for life.
@wasp795
@wasp795 Месяц назад
it’s prob a bowl of water in the toilet with camera on top
@aminatheeman9737
@aminatheeman9737 27 дней назад
Haha
@liamrapanan9434
@liamrapanan9434 День назад
I almost died
@GXShattering
@GXShattering 3 года назад
“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”
@raz0rcarich99
@raz0rcarich99 3 года назад
One of the most artistically appetizing moments in youtube history.
@wasifzakwan8722
@wasifzakwan8722 3 года назад
idk probably it isn't a real toilet. Still it's a soggy 🍩🤢
@MegaMementoMori
@MegaMementoMori 3 года назад
@@wasifzakwan8722 They gave him a new dougnut soaked in tapwater or something.
@sabrefoxx8115
@sabrefoxx8115 3 года назад
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@pacman10182
@pacman10182 3 года назад
@@MegaMementoMori probably a bowl of water floating in the throne, just below the gopro
@cheyenneshoemaker6627
@cheyenneshoemaker6627 4 года назад
"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider." *And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*
@ziril3972
@ziril3972 4 года назад
The context makes him sound even more insane
@Arvak777
@Arvak777 4 года назад
Maybe we all are spider man!
@Carbon_Crow
@Carbon_Crow 4 года назад
ten HOLE years ;D
@JS-uh3ms
@JS-uh3ms 4 года назад
Eat your cereal
@mono.isgtds
@mono.isgtds 4 года назад
Look on ding, he’s been losing it for ages.
@bilhelm000
@bilhelm000 4 месяца назад
This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement
@_Umbrael_
@_Umbrael_ 8 месяцев назад
You telling me I can kill a vampire by rubbing garlic on its foot?
@No_idea_editz
@No_idea_editz 8 месяцев назад
💀
@wasp795
@wasp795 Месяц назад
well anywhere really
@ricoreyes6044
@ricoreyes6044 4 года назад
I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.
@urealnewman308
@urealnewman308 4 года назад
Rico Reyes ikr, I had to pause and think about wat just happened
@littlefiretree1621
@littlefiretree1621 4 года назад
I never knew how much water a doughnut could hold, but I'm better off knowing now
@thishandleistaken1011
@thishandleistaken1011 4 года назад
I knew he was going to bite it. I doubt it was actually in the toilet though, probably in a bowl of water he placed in there or something
@DaBunne
@DaBunne 4 года назад
100%
@cheechee6473
@cheechee6473 4 года назад
Bruh wtf is this man doing with himself!!!!???? Like ew no
@credimus6176
@credimus6176 4 года назад
Psychiatrist: tell me more about you. Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut
@davidozzo7244
@davidozzo7244 4 года назад
A bodysuit for a spider*
@42starshine
@42starshine 4 года назад
Davide Rignani Lolli Hell yeah
@thommy_0075
@thommy_0075 4 года назад
Here you go 667 likes
@daniellin1726
@daniellin1726 4 года назад
Why do I hear Rick’s voice?
@toastedchair8823
@toastedchair8823 4 года назад
Actually 10 two nippels belly button your face and both ends under your leg
@MawdyDev
@MawdyDev 8 месяцев назад
As Wikipedia once said: "Please do not expand the list by creating more of them."
@Gogi1.
@Gogi1. 7 месяцев назад
This guy makes science and biology so fun 😮❤
@thedream6203
@thedream6203 7 месяцев назад
biology is also science
@A_Steam_User
@A_Steam_User 7 месяцев назад
@@thedream6203
@ichosolemanuel6048
@ichosolemanuel6048 7 месяцев назад
@@thedream6203 🤓
@Doofersmirt
@Doofersmirt 7 месяцев назад
@@thedream6203 Theres different things in science like physics, chemistry, and biology. it's not just science as a whole
@ink535
@ink535 7 месяцев назад
They were both fun in the first place.
@markuswithak6715
@markuswithak6715 4 года назад
vsauce: how many holes do people have? vsauce: well to explain this, lets eat a doughnut out of a toilet
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 года назад
Homer Simpson: *_"This guy gets it!"_*
@RainbowBodyWisdom
@RainbowBodyWisdom 4 года назад
Haha
@NajwaLaylah
@NajwaLaylah 4 года назад
"Shock value" isn't.
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 года назад
@@NajwaLaylah, *_"Or is it?"_*
@drawbacktrane
@drawbacktrane 4 года назад
Maybe it's just a bucket that from inside looks like a toilet, OR IS IT?
@joaquinclavijo7052
@joaquinclavijo7052 4 года назад
Plato: A human is a featherless biped Aristotle: A human is a rational animal Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut
@mujackanims3098
@mujackanims3098 4 года назад
BEHOLD A MAN
@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396
@hornsholdinghellishlyhotho7396 4 года назад
8 for some
@joeroche406
@joeroche406 4 года назад
Amazing comment
@Espi0nage_Ninja
@Espi0nage_Ninja 4 года назад
Horns holding hellishly hot houndini's I’m assuming you mean by some the female, women have same amount of holes as men
@abbyj3981
@abbyj3981 4 года назад
Espi0nageNinja not exactly buddy we would have 8
@geert-jangrootenboer4957
@geert-jangrootenboer4957 7 месяцев назад
I have never thought about holes, and holes in the human body this much before, I also didn’t know that a human body had different kinds of holes. I have also learned what topology is. At the beginning of the video, I was asking myself how he was going to fill 21 minutes and 26 seconds with talking about how many holes a human body has. It's an educational video with a touch of humor.
@adly__
@adly__ 7 месяцев назад
Virgin
@bot-qn5yg
@bot-qn5yg 6 месяцев назад
The intro nobody asked for but they still got it 😂
@willconcannon4396
@willconcannon4396 4 года назад
me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes? Michael: holes do not exist me: ohhhhh
@tomaspietravallo3832
@tomaspietravallo3832 4 года назад
Queue vsauce music
@semnet3217
@semnet3217 4 года назад
OR DO THEY? * vsauce music starts playing
@hnt.3r
@hnt.3r 4 года назад
i legit just laughed at your comment bro 😂
@sophiarose03
@sophiarose03 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@kingokolo
@kingokolo 4 года назад
Have me there like “I knew it!!!” when I really don’t know where tf he’s going with this
@wasgachaaddict68
@wasgachaaddict68 4 года назад
*Michael Eats The Donut* Me: That’s Disgusting. Michael: But What Is Disgusting?
@dedge511
@dedge511 4 года назад
The next VSauce video! 🤗
@nepnep5367
@nepnep5367 4 года назад
lexie. gxcha why did I hear the music
@jitulkeot7053
@jitulkeot7053 4 года назад
Michael- Or is it?
@viestursgribulis1303
@viestursgribulis1303 4 года назад
Why is disgusting?
@glordicus723
@glordicus723 4 года назад
the whole intro I was on edge like "is he going to fucking eat that thing"
@Kaithetransb0i
@Kaithetransb0i 5 месяцев назад
What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression
@lenswtter
@lenswtter 6 месяцев назад
No doubt. Best channel and the only one who will make me watch a 21 minutes video about holes.
@caryd67
@caryd67 4 года назад
“Don’t eat the toilet doughnut don’t ea... ahhhh nooo he ate the toilet doughnut
@Merlincat007
@Merlincat007 4 года назад
The best case scenario is he ate a clean wet donut that didnt actually go in the toilet (like in a cup beside the camera). But either way he ate a wet donut and that's just gross haha
@failsaferecords
@failsaferecords 4 года назад
I'm hoping it was from a bowl of water, and not a toilet bowl. either way. unnecessary
@jayah6227
@jayah6227 4 года назад
@@failsaferecords Bruh it's not toilet water. Just imagine yourself in his place, where would you put the donut?
@Preepster
@Preepster 4 года назад
C Dykhuizen everything you say for now in will be a continuous quote.
@Revenant-oq9ts
@Revenant-oq9ts 4 года назад
I know it's a camera trick, but GAH!
@TheScyphozoa
@TheScyphozoa 4 года назад
"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on RU-vid.
@EddieBurke
@EddieBurke 4 года назад
cresun the high of Methamphetamine is said to be the best feeling a human can physically endure. At that moment, the first hit of the meth pipe, you have peaked. Anyways I say this because after hearing this I have felt that high. I have peaked.
@goundz
@goundz 4 года назад
Now thats just a straight fact my friend nothing disturbing about that
@DracoDrakie
@DracoDrakie 4 года назад
Do spiders have 7 or 8 legs, how about how many holes has a spider.
@shirtsarfati297
@shirtsarfati297 4 года назад
the jeans image was terrifying.
@TheFech80
@TheFech80 4 месяца назад
This video has now made me imagine a non digestible string you could eat and have it pass through you entire digestive track and come out the other end completly intact only Michael could spark my imagination in such a way
@germyz
@germyz 8 месяцев назад
10:02 no one: that one couple in the bathroom at 10 am
@darthbane5357
@darthbane5357 Месяц назад
No one:
@Paul_IsHere3524
@Paul_IsHere3524 7 дней назад
That eyebrow raise while saying "Or are they? 🤨" 😭😭😭😭
@jerri1918
@jerri1918 4 года назад
Michael: "You know what a hole is? It's a word. Holes might not even exist." me: "he has truly returned"
@putinsthirdtoe8800
@putinsthirdtoe8800 4 года назад
Ahole
@-TK-
@-TK- 4 года назад
I really missed this vsauce
@theonebman7581
@theonebman7581 4 года назад
We truly live in the best timeline
@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132
@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132 4 года назад
Or has he?
@er.you2594
@er.you2594 4 года назад
lol
@arewealone6376
@arewealone6376 4 года назад
Me: Why is VSauce not posting? Michael(raises eyebrow): Or are we
@gmanpboy
@gmanpboy 4 года назад
Are We Alone *vsauce music plays”
@ahmadsulaiman3886
@ahmadsulaiman3886 4 года назад
Michael: what is posting? is there posting?
@shamgodrice8945
@shamgodrice8945 4 года назад
hey vsauce, Michael here. I dont post. but what is post? well in 1789 etc.
@shamgodrice8945
@shamgodrice8945 4 года назад
he posts on d!ng
@cornelioussandersapickleho8312
@cornelioussandersapickleho8312 4 года назад
CL Rice he uploaded on the main channel 3 months ago. D!ng hasn’t uploaded in 6 months. Lmao
@freedombaby64
@freedombaby64 5 месяцев назад
still watching this 3 years ago right before new years Vsuace never changes.
@mantasquid
@mantasquid 2 месяца назад
i literally just saw a short today captioned “vsauces weirdest intro” and now 5 hours later i just barely chose to start watching this and its this intro. i love it
@ShirderDA
@ShirderDA 4 года назад
Me: "Oh man, I wish there was new Vsauce content." Michael: *eats toilet donut*
@thesquarezminecraft
@thesquarezminecraft 4 года назад
i was eating my food when watched that part
@Dekarowski25
@Dekarowski25 4 года назад
Or does he?
@zongetsuma7444
@zongetsuma7444 4 года назад
Be careful what wish for you might get toilet donuts
@Snarethedrummer
@Snarethedrummer 4 года назад
D':
@OrlyVlogt
@OrlyVlogt 4 года назад
unnecessary toilet donut eating :'(
@MikeChai13
@MikeChai13 4 года назад
Michael: -Ate a wet donut -Is growing out his beard -Going down the rabbit hole in 2020 We are ready for more.
@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687
@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687 4 года назад
*toilet donut
@UnknownPikmin
@UnknownPikmin 4 года назад
@@thesussyfoodcridictofameri2687 piss donut piss donut
@hannah-ne1lh
@hannah-ne1lh 4 года назад
I screamed when he ate the donut
@zamarion101
@zamarion101 4 года назад
@@hannah-ne1lh same hahaha
@ImperialZorn686
@ImperialZorn686 4 года назад
@@hannah-ne1lh same
@johnmeow2919
@johnmeow2919 6 месяцев назад
I've been inside Vsauce, and it felt like I was curious for more.
@hollyuva6233
@hollyuva6233 Месяц назад
I don’t know why or how I’ve been on RU-vid this long and not seen this channel. Oh this is such a fun channel for students.
@Liz-lq8hw
@Liz-lq8hw 3 года назад
Don't eat the toilet donut, DON'T EAT THE TOILET DONUT- he ate the toilet donut
@botatothedev12
@botatothedev12 3 года назад
vsauce: They call me a mad man
@atanki5682
@atanki5682 3 года назад
@Shawn 824 or did he...
@alexblackburn8200
@alexblackburn8200 3 года назад
I hated how he ate it I’m unaubing
@Statability
@Statability 3 года назад
I like to think the water was actually glaze and he just ate a normal donut
@kaibowerman8574
@kaibowerman8574 3 года назад
probably just a bucket he put the camera in
@dire_cat
@dire_cat 4 года назад
Video title: How Many Holes Does A Human Have? 4 minutes in, Michael: HOLES MIGHT NOT EVEN EXIST
@harivyas9550
@harivyas9550 4 года назад
Joyce Ong 😂😂😂 thats “hey vsauce micheal here “for ya
@Sohamsta
@Sohamsta 4 года назад
I'm currently doubting the meaning of everything
@humanbean9370
@humanbean9370 4 года назад
I mean holes don’t exist That’s why they exist
@ARTVGAMING
@ARTVGAMING 5 месяцев назад
This is so creative... massive respect!
@mikeinjapan2004
@mikeinjapan2004 6 месяцев назад
What an epic way to explain topology! A hole round of applause 👏
@yxx_chris_xxy
@yxx_chris_xxy 3 месяца назад
Thanks for the holesome comment!
@mustooch
@mustooch 4 года назад
*takes donut from the toilet *gets it near his head "oh no you won't..." *starts talking "phew, he didn't" *takes a bite "AAAAAAAAAAA"
@xXMaDGaMeR
@xXMaDGaMeR 4 года назад
Then i though top end would bbe dry, Then it driipa toilet water !!
@zionnemakoma1398
@zionnemakoma1398 4 года назад
I think he edited the video, and bit a donut he just soaked in tap water
@pirateskull1819
@pirateskull1819 4 года назад
Fun fact toilet water is the same water that comes out your tap! So it is in fact just as safe (given your toilet is sufficiently clean)
@khoavo5758
@khoavo5758 4 года назад
@@pirateskull1819 Yeah no $hit dude the problem is clearly with the toilet isn't it :p
@bachlamtung5131
@bachlamtung5131 4 года назад
Pirateskull unless you havent... flushed yet
@shashankgurav7192
@shashankgurav7192 4 года назад
Everyone: Michael is back. Michael: Human body is a seven holed donut.
@AwesomeTheAsim
@AwesomeTheAsim 4 года назад
Thanks for this, I couldn't hear it because I am blind
@Memessssss
@Memessssss 4 года назад
😂😂
@domcruise8123
@domcruise8123 4 года назад
Just a normal video
@brickstonesonn9276
@brickstonesonn9276 4 года назад
That part in the video where everything that was talked about so far starts to connect and make sense and then everything clicks into place is why I love Vsauce. For as much budget that Mind Field has, it never blew my mind as much as a good ol' Vsauce video. Same goes with DONG; those were never like Vsauce videos.
@NotCy.
@NotCy. 4 года назад
Yum
@TacComControl
@TacComControl 6 месяцев назад
In this video, Michael discusses in full whether or not a hole is still a hole after you stretch it out.
@Kierantoilet
@Kierantoilet 6 месяцев назад
Toilet water doughnut
@mark012498
@mark012498 4 года назад
"No, don't bite the doughnut Michael, don't do it" *bites the doughnut*
@Greymetaphor
@Greymetaphor 4 года назад
Hate that he did that 🤮
@kus88
@kus88 4 года назад
Realises the doughnut was saturated with toilet water....
@tommyzoom9976
@tommyzoom9976 4 года назад
well toilet water is actually drinking water (don't drink it though)
@kal5066
@kal5066 4 года назад
exactly what was going through my mind lmao
@19thcenturygentleman33
@19thcenturygentleman33 4 года назад
tommy zoom to late
@abhinavprajapati5962
@abhinavprajapati5962 4 года назад
Michael: remembers Vsauce password Michael 10 seconds later: holes.
@abhinavprajapati5962
@abhinavprajapati5962 4 года назад
@a regular guy who is a gamer dont worry im currently refreshing it and boii its gettin 5-10 like per second...😂
@Skumpatron
@Skumpatron 4 года назад
that’s genius
@hipsterhunter4eva901
@hipsterhunter4eva901 8 месяцев назад
Language in Thought and Action is an incredible read when it comes to words and their “meanings”
@reubendemmler5511
@reubendemmler5511 2 месяца назад
This is one of the most unhinged yet fascinating videos I think I’ve ever watched
@sameggenton1077
@sameggenton1077 4 года назад
The longer his beard gets, the less sane he is
@LegendYT1
@LegendYT1 4 года назад
long beard = smol brain, big pp. baby face = big brain, smol pp. which do you choose.
@danlewicki9708
@danlewicki9708 4 года назад
Legend Slayer y
@theastrollama777
@theastrollama777 4 года назад
Is that a dont starve reference
@raindrop5082
@raindrop5082 4 года назад
Legend Slayer brain over any thing.
@justjolkie
@justjolkie 4 года назад
Lmfao
@Aidon.Knowles
@Aidon.Knowles 8 месяцев назад
It started buffering after, "...you will eventually emerge out my..."
@lazarpeuraca9618
@lazarpeuraca9618 3 месяца назад
*shows a menorah* "Okay, now we got something that looks pretty dang human"
@mickeypham
@mickeypham 4 года назад
Everyone watching the video: don’t eat that donut Michael: nom nom nom
@Stray0
@Stray0 4 года назад
really hope it wasn't actually toilet or at least he had a secondary container in that toilet
@SkKedDy
@SkKedDy 4 года назад
BrenRadNeo probably not it’s Michael we talking bout
@lEGOBOT2565
@lEGOBOT2565 4 года назад
@@Stray0 to be fair, toilet water is quite clean in the us
@marmac83
@marmac83 4 года назад
Yuuuuck
@brotherbisquick
@brotherbisquick 4 года назад
I wouldn't even eat a donut that's been sitting in 100% clean water. That's only because I respect donuts too much.
@yb5890
@yb5890 4 года назад
Michael: Eats a Donut out of a Toilet Everyone: Yay Michael is back
@YAAH-E
@YAAH-E 4 года назад
69th like.
@AlexFlockhart
@AlexFlockhart 4 года назад
The splashing sounded like it was a metal bowl.
@patu8010
@patu8010 4 года назад
mm, toilet donut...
@Khixote
@Khixote 4 года назад
ikr
@billgates7691
@billgates7691 4 года назад
I want to die
@joel_ant8651
@joel_ant8651 7 месяцев назад
bro’s teaching me more than 6th grade science
@SeaHarrier102
@SeaHarrier102 Месяц назад
the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century: “Or are they?” *followed by keyboard*
@ogi1cool625
@ogi1cool625 4 года назад
Michael : *explains how many holes are in the human body* Hentai writers: Write that down, write that down
@justbenny6968
@justbenny6968 4 года назад
I just choked on my fucking sandwich cuz of this comment--
@brooktrout8568
@brooktrout8568 4 года назад
Blue ridge mountains, Shenandoah raverrrrrr.... country roads take me home to the place I belawwwwnnnngg
@--fajar
@--fajar 4 года назад
Awwh write that down!! Write that down!!
@LalitoTV
@LalitoTV 4 года назад
right, because hentai has writing
@ailahmashod
@ailahmashod 4 года назад
Y'all ever played maggot bait?
@andrewyttra
@andrewyttra 4 года назад
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here.” *Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.*
@mollysimpson2335
@mollysimpson2335 4 года назад
Except in your nightmares...
@zera-zero
@zera-zero 4 года назад
".ereh leahciM ,ecuasV !yeH"
@bhattaraishiva46
@bhattaraishiva46 Месяц назад
I was definitely expecting that intro.☺
@user-xq7sz5gn3m
@user-xq7sz5gn3m 15 дней назад
13:00 I was going to fold it perpendicular to the way you did, forming a more complicated hole of holes.
@brownie8655
@brownie8655 4 года назад
The 5 second rule doesn't work in the toilet Michael: or does it *Cue vsauce music*
@theletter_a3450
@theletter_a3450 4 года назад
He did do a video on the 5 second rule
@Black-Sun_Kaiser
@Black-Sun_Kaiser 4 года назад
Lmao
@jackbrand4507
@jackbrand4507 4 года назад
“Your body isn’t a donut; it’s a body suit for a spider.” - Micheal Stevens
@Tib-yu8hi
@Tib-yu8hi 4 года назад
Jack Brand ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-XfEhOAEiG-8.html
@shaxriyorxolmamatov9704
@shaxriyorxolmamatov9704 4 года назад
Вогарон
@BeansproutPost
@BeansproutPost 4 года назад
Oh my god, someone else who actually uses semi-colons! Brethren!
@jackbrand4507
@jackbrand4507 4 года назад
Beans its a lost art
@jochemplus3757
@jochemplus3757 6 месяцев назад
Maybe the real holes are the friends we made along the way
@HiImKendall
@HiImKendall 5 месяцев назад
Alot of holes close together makes my skin crawl like crazy
@Orion-uy6xz
@Orion-uy6xz 4 года назад
This was the most cursed Vsauce intro I've ever seen.
@gremlin8635
@gremlin8635 4 года назад
This was the most cursed Vsauce intro I've ever seen *so far*
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 года назад
I hope someone edits it so that when the camera goes in his mouth it's like when you die in Death Stranding and you go in Norman Reedus' mouth to get a thumbs up from a baby and come back out in the real world. Yeah.
@burgerkingimpossiblewhoppe28
@burgerkingimpossiblewhoppe28 4 года назад
@Máté Antal someone edit it so it has the “so your finally awake” or “you died” from dark souls.
@AlvinCornelius
@AlvinCornelius 4 года назад
Or is it?
@Saaaanns
@Saaaanns 4 года назад
watch videos he made earlier back. Shit had barbie in it
@mrkitloin
@mrkitloin 3 года назад
I swear he lost his sanity after doing the isolation chamber and we’re just watching him slowly descend
@PhoenixAce
@PhoenixAce 3 года назад
You think this man was ever sane to begin with?!?
@frogz
@frogz 3 года назад
@@PhoenixAce he is saner than most of us :)
@frogz
@frogz 3 года назад
hypersane infact, not hyposane
@yestermorrow3223
@yestermorrow3223 3 года назад
He bounced back
@jeremiahnoar7504
@jeremiahnoar7504 3 года назад
that is the price of god like knowledge.
@LucasOliveira-dj6gg
@LucasOliveira-dj6gg 8 месяцев назад
Very holesome video, thanks for sharing!
@doggothedog4
@doggothedog4 28 дней назад
wow! thank you for this glorious information v sauce !!!
@itzalex9216
@itzalex9216 4 года назад
Nurse to Michael’s parents: congratulations it’s a boy Michael: or am i?
@B_P3
@B_P3 4 года назад
*VSAUCE music intesifies*
@vivekpanjesha3947
@vivekpanjesha3947 4 года назад
Yeah boi
@Matthew-Fair
@Matthew-Fair 4 года назад
*eats a toilet donut*
@GrooveScorpion
@GrooveScorpion 4 года назад
Vsauce, Micharl here..... or is he? BONG Lets go back to 1964....
@izzythetrashposter5710
@izzythetrashposter5710 4 года назад
first of all, what IS a boy?
@korysoda
@korysoda 3 года назад
Vsauce: How many holes does a human have? Vsauce 3 minutes later: h o l e s d o n t e x i s t
@josephabbe971
@josephabbe971 3 года назад
Kory Kat So do I exist?
@Neon_Ade3
@Neon_Ade3 3 года назад
@@erent1476 go AWAY
@watermelon2485
@watermelon2485 3 года назад
@@erent1476 stop advertising
@julia-jv9gp
@julia-jv9gp 3 года назад
@@erent1476 I'm reporting u for unwanted commercial content and spam : )
@ChristmasTurki
@ChristmasTurki 3 года назад
not 3 mins
@htwt
@htwt 9 дней назад
The best presentation about topology :) ever
@__________._________________.
@__________._________________. 6 месяцев назад
But would the ear hole become a "through hole" if that eardrum thats blocking the way gets burst(on both ends)? Or are there more things inside that would prevent it from being one?
@frankwontdieyt_2665
@frankwontdieyt_2665 4 года назад
Everyone: michael’s back!! Michael: Or am I? *CUE THE MUSIC*
@Gee000
@Gee000 4 года назад
HES BACK
@MrMarshallMan3
@MrMarshallMan3 4 года назад
Moon Men by Jake Chudnow
@er.you2594
@er.you2594 4 года назад
lol
@theholygrass19
@theholygrass19 4 года назад
"All holes are not equal" There it is boys, he said it
@sethvalentine2873
@sethvalentine2873 4 года назад
True
@KartondonCoder
@KartondonCoder 4 года назад
But all hoses are still goals
@firstnamelastname1969
@firstnamelastname1969 4 года назад
Yes
@fa2lemuelm2
@fa2lemuelm2 4 года назад
#EQUALHOLERIGHTS
@plokijum
@plokijum 4 года назад
Amen to that
@kingdomofhagerville
@kingdomofhagerville 3 месяца назад
This video will turn 4 years old tomorrow.
@MysteriousPickleWizard
@MysteriousPickleWizard 7 месяцев назад
with the cup bowl plate thing I think that the opening has to be smaller than the actual object
@Ragnarons
@Ragnarons 4 года назад
“Your body is a bodysuit for a spider” I know some people that would have nightmares for weeks if you told them that, Michael
@faethon6990
@faethon6990 4 года назад
It looked like a Menorah to me xD
@haimizoid8400
@haimizoid8400 4 года назад
I’m so glad you didn’t tell me. I would have nightmares for weeks!
@achia8844
@achia8844 4 года назад
thank you, stranger.
@SamFriedman
@SamFriedman 4 года назад
10:02 thank me later ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@MabZy
@MabZy 4 года назад
Well, thanks for the nightmares
@albierto00
@albierto00 4 года назад
"Your body isn't a doughnut, it's a bodysuit for a spider" That's exactly the type of thing I want to hear when I open a Vsauce video
@thulyblu5486
@thulyblu5486 4 года назад
But it only has 8 holes, so there is no opening for the head :( Let's use it as a bodysuit for an ant, so theres 6 legs, 1 head and I'll throw in a hole for bodily waste purposes.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 4 года назад
More like a Jellyfish Piloting a MeatSuit Gundam.
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven
@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven 4 года назад
Which is in the Shape of a Menorah. @18:15
@horizon3064
@horizon3064 4 года назад
Our body is a seven-holed-doughnut
@frocco7125
@frocco7125 4 года назад
@@thulyblu5486 Exactly. This was triggering me big time.
@jaidybugl9647
@jaidybugl9647 2 месяца назад
This man has unlocked 210% of his brain.... He knows to much.
@EasilyExplainedE
@EasilyExplainedE 7 месяцев назад
It really made me laugh (the transformation of the idea of hole from the jar to the bowl)😂😂😂😅😅😅
@g_lorn
@g_lorn 4 года назад
when i saw the donut, my brain was like: dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut dont eat the donut and then, what had to happen, happened. he ate the donut
@stateofhibernation
@stateofhibernation 4 года назад
Same, as soon as i saw it i knew... but i still wasn't ready 😂
@eeka_droid
@eeka_droid 4 года назад
i feel dead inside now
@I_am_a_cat_
@I_am_a_cat_ 4 года назад
It was probably just a bucket or something with clean water in it, with a toilet seat on top of it. Not that hard to do.. and he could just spit it out afterwards if he wanted.
@eeka_droid
@eeka_droid 4 года назад
@@I_am_a_cat_ well if you go in the slowest playback speed you'll notice that it is not a toilet in deed.. thank god
@noireuxsbox2697
@noireuxsbox2697 4 года назад
@@I_am_a_cat_ You mean he didn't eat from the toilet water with his poop in it ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@user-op5wx9rb1v
@user-op5wx9rb1v 4 года назад
"How many holes doas a human have?" "Holes might not even exist"
@filipkrsteski
@filipkrsteski 4 года назад
or DO THEY!?
@deliajimnez8701
@deliajimnez8701 4 года назад
Well I dont know how about draw 2 cards then find out hey that's banned
@twandepan
@twandepan 4 года назад
lol read it right as he said it
@coke8077
@coke8077 4 года назад
I count 4 for male 5 for waman
@coke8077
@coke8077 4 года назад
Actually no its way more
@Ecylixity
@Ecylixity 7 месяцев назад
3:49 he is making me question my hole existence.
@ITHrealXD
@ITHrealXD Месяц назад
*cough cough*
@shyshyloveslayla
@shyshyloveslayla Месяц назад
Vsause:could i eat a donut without eating its whole? Donut: 😮
@kevinambler4931
@kevinambler4931 4 года назад
Michael, pulling out a knife: How Many Holes Can a Human Have?
@specticulrtainment1809
@specticulrtainment1809 4 года назад
new joker?
@waterbottle5367
@waterbottle5367 4 года назад
Probably 28
@catherine2514
@catherine2514 4 года назад
uhhh
@mistadip42
@mistadip42 4 года назад
420
@MystikZ
@MystikZ 4 года назад
@@waterbottle5367 28 STAB WOUNDS, YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH
@PantsuMann
@PantsuMann 4 года назад
Getting more and more convinced that Michael indeed is HowToBasic.
@user-mz7cn9hq8v
@user-mz7cn9hq8v 4 года назад
Nice reference
@ethanbaker9118
@ethanbaker9118 4 года назад
He's getting more insane by each new video.
@DAWGclips.
@DAWGclips. 4 года назад
Sorry mate. Look up “howtobasic chris smith”. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-jmU5-ZzNMLQ.html
@user-mz7cn9hq8v
@user-mz7cn9hq8v 4 года назад
@First name Last name how to basic's face reveal, he said that he's actually Vsauce
@tp1835
@tp1835 4 года назад
genuinely
@PbjFTF
@PbjFTF 3 месяца назад
That into is enough for me right now. i should have stayed curious 💀💀💀
@cones914
@cones914 7 месяцев назад
5:37 yes. a hole that goes from one side of the plate through infinity to the opposite side of the plate.
@cluelessdragoon7052
@cluelessdragoon7052 3 года назад
“How many holes does a human have?” Vsauce: _proceeds to pull donut out of toilet then eats it_
@slipknot8605
@slipknot8605 3 года назад
W
@andrewdude1614
@andrewdude1614 3 года назад
ive just realized vsauce is just a real and smart shitpost
@TyroFog
@TyroFog 3 года назад
Yes
@hitsanctuaryepok9960
@hitsanctuaryepok9960 3 года назад
poopookaakaa donut
@Thundermoney
@Thundermoney 3 года назад
Is that why he claimed himself as HowToBasic??? 😅
@Summer-lv1tw
@Summer-lv1tw 6 месяцев назад
Watching this man for the first time he scared me so bad he's giving a good vibe- am I crazy??
@raantas946
@raantas946 8 месяцев назад
Given that Micheal actually didn't have an actual toilet water in that, that donut eating from water definitely made me hungry.
@10MrColdFire01
@10MrColdFire01 4 года назад
“Your body isn’t a donut, it’s a bodysuit for a spider.”
@theboi9588
@theboi9588 4 года назад
r/CursedComments
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 года назад
*(Insert U.T. Muffet theme.)*
@neonkatze
@neonkatze 4 года назад
@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 heh
@Kragatar
@Kragatar 4 года назад
I cringed because it's a body suit for a 6-legged creature and a spider has 8.
@orangesky925
@orangesky925 4 года назад
Normalcity of Vsauce videos
@Psianth
@Psianth 4 года назад
How Many Holes Does a Human Have? "Holes don't even eixst" Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there
@kagezhang3748
@kagezhang3748 4 года назад
He is alive!
@becketthor6478
@becketthor6478 4 года назад
“An excellent comment”
@mrbanana4536
@mrbanana4536 7 месяцев назад
I think a good rule of thumb is a the depth of a holes deepest point should be longer then the largest diameter or length of the opening of the hole
@dylevente
@dylevente 6 месяцев назад
was contemplating how few holes i actually had until the end came and my 10 piercings pulled through
@anfrew2511
@anfrew2511 4 года назад
"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist
@Thallod
@Thallod 4 года назад
The universe re-imagines itself according to this guy's non-sequiturs. He is: The Mandela Effect.
@GDNachoo
@GDNachoo 4 года назад
@@Thallod but is it really? Is the mandela effect even real?
@GyprockGypsy
@GyprockGypsy 4 года назад
The entire universe is just a hole with bits of galaxy floating around in it.
@jombieslayer918
@jombieslayer918 4 года назад
He got his password back, but not his sanity.
@A._is_for
@A._is_for 4 года назад
Did he ever?
@avikdas4055
@avikdas4055 4 года назад
And we are fine with it, aren't we?
@chancedanforth7496
@chancedanforth7496 4 года назад
Who needs sanity when you have answers
@ukaszP
@ukaszP 4 года назад
@᪶ ᪶ or was it Ayahuasca?
@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp
@ChrisJohnson-ib5fp 4 года назад
@᪶ ᪶ Or did it?
@krwnlfro
@krwnlfro 7 месяцев назад
i was eating while the intro was playing. Thanks micheal.
@sebastiancristianmicu822
@sebastiancristianmicu822 3 месяца назад
I just realized this video fails to mention the holes at the end of the falloppian tubes (connected to the peritoneum), this would add 2 holes to the female body + putting the female peritoneum topologically on the outside of their body. This would add some more holes created by various ligaments, arteries and veins. I need to re-open the anatomy textbook to count them
@Chris-li2ru
@Chris-li2ru 4 года назад
"Not all holes are equal" No truer words have ever been spoken
@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848
@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 4 года назад
How so cuz i dont get it 🤔🤔🤔
@sophia4332
@sophia4332 4 года назад
@@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement848 if you dont get it then you're too young to be on youtube lmao
@bariscankaya6754
@bariscankaya6754 4 года назад
does liking FFDP make me a military wife help lmao if you get fooled for this obviously you aren't allowed to stay up this late.
@Punished_Rustles
@Punished_Rustles 4 года назад
"now we're really stretching the use of the word hole"
@sanderhorvli669
@sanderhorvli669 4 года назад
@Mustafa Luebeck Big brain time
@CJsMusicTrumpet
@CJsMusicTrumpet 4 года назад
This is one of the most cursed intros in vsause history
@theholyhavel97
@theholyhavel97 4 года назад
Therefore the best
@tomoshinoshinori1502
@tomoshinoshinori1502 4 года назад
it just kept getting more cursed as it continued
@RACISTBIGOT0
@RACISTBIGOT0 4 года назад
youtube**
@thegoldmario4879
@thegoldmario4879 2 года назад
*toilet donut intensifies*
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