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How Many Watermelons are there in Oblivion? Oblivion Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits 

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Oblivion is the fantastic open world adventure RPG which sets your character on an adventure through the imperial heartlands. But regardless of being one of the best rpg games we will be discovering how many watermelons exist in the game. There have been people who attempted to calculate how much food exists within skyrim. But this is something else. This is learning how many of an infinitely duplicating item can exist in oblivion. The watermelon is famously the strongest food in oblivion with the ability to break the physics engine. Today we are discovering that oblivion is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits well excluding the Infinite gold and item duplication.
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Oblivion watermelon counting challenge!
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Title: How Many Watermelons are there in Oblivion? Oblivion Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
Last elder scrolls Video: Skyrim Infinite Shout Build Is Broken - Skyrim Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits
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@german2122
@german2122 4 года назад
00:01 omg wtf is going on here
@DhonJoe
@DhonJoe 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit Every day is a Yorkshire tea day
@mrappu2884
@mrappu2884 4 года назад
@@DhonJoe YEP
@chronosschiron
@chronosschiron 4 года назад
watermelonicists are gathered onthis video
@davidgaeled4928
@davidgaeled4928 4 года назад
gotta love when its just one of those days you get eaten whole by watermelons
@Fei_PL
@Fei_PL 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit You could try put some melon spawns in the air on noclip and then let them fall by turning off noclip ;) melon rain ultimate soution for worlds starvation
@dermathze700
@dermathze700 4 года назад
"Watermelons are native to Africa yet there is evidence of them growing in Egypt." Hmm...
@brandonferguson8570
@brandonferguson8570 4 года назад
I went through the comments til i found this, i knew someone else had to notice, Egypt is 100% in Africa
@JonManProductions
@JonManProductions 4 года назад
Clearly someone wasn't blessing the rains enough.
@DhonJoe
@DhonJoe 4 года назад
@@JonManProductions Spiff is the rain
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 4 года назад
@@DhonJoe we're spiffing the rains down in aaafffrriicccaaaaaaa
@TheSunshrine
@TheSunshrine 4 года назад
@@vladimirkevin7840 I wasn't aware the Middle East was a continent.
@noobkilerv2
@noobkilerv2 4 года назад
I feel Spiff is secretly Sheogorath. Just the chaos and madness that follows him and these exploits are things Sheo would *absolutely* do.
@joheyjonsson2825
@joheyjonsson2825 4 года назад
No cheese, though
@Asttrum1
@Asttrum1 4 года назад
Spiffogorath
@carbonbeaker409
@carbonbeaker409 4 года назад
Johey Jonsson of course, Sheo would switch it up just to drive us mortals mad.
@buffypython
@buffypython 4 года назад
Spiff would just use the Wabbajack to turn Jarl Balgruf into tea & honestly, I wouldn't even blame him.
@ObligedUniform
@ObligedUniform 4 года назад
@@buffypython but knowing his random insanity. It would be the letter T rather than tea itself.
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 4 года назад
Therapist: Melon man isn't real. He can't hurt you Spiff: Melon man is real and there is no escape!
@TheMuslimMan1337
@TheMuslimMan1337 4 года назад
No recall or intervention can work in this place!
@richardchristie1293
@richardchristie1293 4 года назад
I was sleeping when he arrived. Then that melonic voice - I shall never forget - it said "Awaken, and like the video, or you will forever be drowning in, falling through, and grasping at my innumerable melons!"
@acbeaumo
@acbeaumo 4 года назад
@Jack Myhre I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
@biggie_tea
@biggie_tea 4 года назад
"there is no door, there is only melon"
@Macndcheese
@Macndcheese 4 года назад
Oh no
@SnootchieBootchies27
@SnootchieBootchies27 4 года назад
The fact you can do this without a console command is hilarious.
@Erichards8983
@Erichards8983 4 года назад
Arrow/scroll/paintbrush glitches made oblivion what it is. Great
@Some_Idiot_Online
@Some_Idiot_Online 4 года назад
yeah that game is epic i used to screw around in it for hours with all the glitches
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 4 года назад
to bad skyrim is like the opposite of oblivion. where oblivion focused on story an lett the world be its self. skyrim's story is peiced together with quest that barely work an a good amount of the civil war story line (the main story line) was cut from the game in such a way that we get constantly reminded that the game used to be good but it's also impossible to restore. an last of all only gliches in skyrim always seem to make a quest unbeatable.
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 4 года назад
did I mention that instead of fixing skyrim's MAIN QUEST they instead decided to used the extra ram new consoles provide on more realistic water. DID THEY EVEN REMOVE THE OUTPOSTS OR MAKE THE CAPTAIN OF THEM KILLABLE? NAH.
@Ave_Satana666
@Ave_Satana666 4 года назад
its honestly sad. like if you can even play that game then you need to do more research on game design in genreal an realize supporting that is what makes developers think they can just leave games unfinished.
@sloth0708
@sloth0708 4 года назад
7:03 "This game however, if you can see it you can go over there" Well with Morrowind's draw distance you could argue the same thing
@Astraeus..
@Astraeus.. 4 года назад
Yes but in Morrowind you really have no choice but to go to the places you can see, otherwise you'd never move more than 5 feet :/
@sloth0708
@sloth0708 4 года назад
@@Astraeus.. oh I know I'm only joking, the draw distance is a harder boss fight than Dagoth Ur
@lXlDarKSuoLlXl
@lXlDarKSuoLlXl 2 года назад
@@sloth0708 you meant 100 cliff racers xd
@cakeeatingpirate
@cakeeatingpirate 2 года назад
@@sloth0708 I forgot how bad the draw distance was, I use the graphics extender purely to fix the resolution and the draw distance was just something they also fixed
@neoqwerty
@neoqwerty 2 года назад
@@Astraeus.. Given how slow you move when you start off, it's faster to go to the places you DON'T see (seriously WHY is sidestepping so much faster, is it just me??? did I make my dark elf wrong???)
@doranku
@doranku 4 года назад
“Could we just deploy watermellons in the arena?" “Does the game lettuce?“
@SephirothRyu
@SephirothRyu 4 года назад
MY CABBAGES!
@skyfallrao2095
@skyfallrao2095 4 года назад
That was quite a rad-ish joke
@jugahsoreim7487
@jugahsoreim7487 4 года назад
melon man vs keanu reavs and gr8 gramur
@Asttrum1
@Asttrum1 4 года назад
Hahahaha
@idanchen4934
@idanchen4934 4 года назад
nice one 👍
@dreadpenguinlord340
@dreadpenguinlord340 4 года назад
"He is your sleep-demon and you cannot escape him" *one moment later* "You are the one from my dreams" ...Poor Uriel Septim :(
@onedaynoreason2572
@onedaynoreason2572 4 года назад
Underrated
@Ryugetsuga
@Ryugetsuga 4 года назад
You beat me to it. :P
@megacharizardxgod5298
@megacharizardxgod5298 4 года назад
he kinda reminded me of the teenage mutant ninja turtles LOL
@jamclone
@jamclone 4 года назад
@@megacharizardxgod5298 What kind of nightmarish teenage mutant ninja turtles have you watched??
@korbetthein3072
@korbetthein3072 4 года назад
The old live action ones.
@DhonJoe
@DhonJoe 4 года назад
"Do you know the melon man, do you know the melon man that want's to eat your soul?"
@noname-eo1he
@noname-eo1he 4 года назад
..... funny
@TT-fv5ro
@TT-fv5ro 4 года назад
This is the spiff content I miss back in the ole days
@aaronbasham6554
@aaronbasham6554 4 года назад
Can the melon man come back in a different game? I want to see him use something like this in different games.
@pizzafrog.2468
@pizzafrog.2468 4 года назад
Can I have your soul instead
@desther7975
@desther7975 4 года назад
*wants
@Voromire1
@Voromire1 4 года назад
Spiff: "Take 'The Lover' sign. It's a free paralyze" Also Spiff: "Oh no, I have to go get a paralyze poison."
@jamclone
@jamclone 4 года назад
Well, melon man is rather seductive, wouldn't you say? ;)
@Malenrick
@Malenrick 3 года назад
Okay so I wasn't going crazy
@thearchitect5405
@thearchitect5405 Год назад
Tbh, I'm most impressed by the guy who went, counted, and listed every single food item in Oblivion.
@kursedboi9537
@kursedboi9537 4 года назад
I have the strangest feeling that spiff is one of the stock photos that he uses edit: ps if spiff sees this i just want to say thank you for the inspiration i started streaming after watching you and you really pushed me into doing it after seeing how much fun you have. I love you. Good bye.
@catboygremlin
@catboygremlin 4 года назад
He's already dropped a hint that he snuck himself into a stock photo at one point or another. However, if you want a surefire way to see him, the yogscast streams seem to regularly show everyone's faces.
@count_dcinamon
@count_dcinamon 4 года назад
i know how he looked like but have not seen him in any of the newer vids. dont know if he ever done that in the older one or not
@ambidexter2017
@ambidexter2017 4 года назад
@@count_dcinamon The plot thickens!
@SagaciousDjinn
@SagaciousDjinn 4 года назад
This is a more valuable conspiracy then the flat earth stuff floating around.
@LemuelCarranza
@LemuelCarranza 4 года назад
The guy in the white shirt
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 4 года назад
"There are only 68 Cheese Wheels" Sheogorath: *Sad Sheogorath noises* Also, we were *this* close to greatness.
@greendesigner
@greendesigner 4 года назад
Just dupe em with scrolls
@AnMComm
@AnMComm 4 года назад
You don't understand, Sheogorath stole all the remaining cheese so we keep seeing this precipice maddening us for perfection never will be achieved
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 4 года назад
@@AnMComm That makes a lot of sense, I will not doubt our Mad Prince again, I promise!
@TechnoMinarchist
@TechnoMinarchist 4 года назад
@@AnMComm But in Oblivion we are Sheogorath
@AnMComm
@AnMComm 4 года назад
@@TechnoMinarchist Not all the time. We still have our predecessor who had his fun projects.
@Ludicollision
@Ludicollision 4 года назад
Patrick Stewart: tries to speak Spiff: "Yes yes everyone knows this thankyou Sean Bean!"
@anthonykeen2017
@anthonykeen2017 4 года назад
I found this extremely upsetting
@flufflebut8781
@flufflebut8781 4 года назад
I think Spiff assumed it was Sean Bean cause the character is promptly murdered.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
I think Sean Bean is the king guy, uh Septum or whatever. The one that turns into the statue at the end
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 года назад
@@iLoveBuckets69 Lol nice name. A trusted source indeed
@Karagianis
@Karagianis 4 года назад
TBH it can be hard connecting Patrick Stewart to a character that isn't bald! :D
@martyredwolf7549
@martyredwolf7549 4 года назад
I do enjoy how the assassin, before killing the Emperor, saw a scene of him and a melon man, eyes locked, gazing into each other with smiles ear to ear. The assassin then stood still for a second and looked back and forth at the two in front him in confusion before snapping out of it and finally completing his mission. He will likely never forget what he saw that day, and the guilt of interrupting that romantic moment will haunt the assassin forever.
@kakashijr193
@kakashijr193 4 года назад
"Thank you, Sean Bean." Did a true Brit just skip Sir Patrick's monologue? *politely sets tea cup down.
@FireDragons42
@FireDragons42 4 года назад
"How many melons is too many melons?" The answer is that there are too many melons when the number of melons you have results in their mass being contained within the Schwarzchild radius for the mass of melons that you have. The reason for this is, that at that point you would now have a black hole, entirely formed by melons (which is great) but that makes it so that the melons are no longer melons. So in short, you have too many melons when the number of melons you have makes it so you have no melons anymore.
@HurricaneBlade1
@HurricaneBlade1 4 года назад
I like this answer. Very scientific... ... but what if the objective is a Watermelon Black Hole?
@dervadveirzundluni
@dervadveirzundluni 4 года назад
Soo there is no amount of melons that are too many?
@dervadveirzundluni
@dervadveirzundluni 4 года назад
William Smith melony hole of oblivion
@Markus-zb5zd
@Markus-zb5zd 4 года назад
I think the melons are demelonizing way before they become a black hole.
@weare2iq376
@weare2iq376 4 года назад
Are you suggesting that the center of a black hole is in fact not made out of melon? I want proof.
@benjaminlocks
@benjaminlocks 4 года назад
ABSOLUTELY MAJESTIC! (Also Sean Bean is Martin - the intro is Patrick Stewart!)
@br4054
@br4054 4 года назад
They’re both from those funny little European islands known as the British isles. They’re close enough.
@ltcortez
@ltcortez 4 года назад
*Sir Patrick Stewart
@midas2092
@midas2092 4 года назад
"How many melons are too many melons?" -Spiffing Brit, not accounting for odd numbers of melons
@hellspawn4083
@hellspawn4083 4 года назад
I like your profile picture MIDAS, it would be funny if that hand was the dislike hand, though being how RU-vid's rules are I doubt that would ever happen.
@deivisony
@deivisony 4 года назад
@@hellspawn4083 -This was not a happy day for the hell spawn
@veseque
@veseque 4 года назад
yes
@FistyMcBeefPunch
@FistyMcBeefPunch 2 года назад
My favorite thing to duplicate with the scroll glitch was always the dark brotherhood disappearing arrows. The perfect murder...
@Cybetrexs
@Cybetrexs Год назад
The sithis rose, whatever its called? I didn’t realize it worked outside of the quest its for.
@jw-k5663
@jw-k5663 2 года назад
The nose being directly connected to the brain is what allows him to sniff out melons wherever they be
@PhantomSavage
@PhantomSavage 4 года назад
Melon Man's voice is exactly as terrifying as I imagined it.
@llamaman4339
@llamaman4339 3 года назад
Yep sounds like a demon
@zer0ethpl4ce56
@zer0ethpl4ce56 3 года назад
Demelon*
@jakealighieri4117
@jakealighieri4117 4 года назад
Spiffing, i have an idea to Melon Man: Toggle colision off, fly to the sky of the city, spawn 5 packs (or more) of watermelons, go to the floor and toggle colision on. Let's see if the city is capable to resist to a rain of watermelons!
@alexl.8441
@alexl.8441 4 года назад
Exactly what I was thinking too! That'd be very epic.
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 4 года назад
The city might. But his PC cannot.
@leyrua
@leyrua 4 года назад
Do this with arrows. I've seen a guard shoot *himself* while I was standing on the roof of a building. Then I kicked one of the arrows off of the roof and that shot another guard. So just spawn a bunch of arrows and let the physics engine handle the death from above.
@goolabbolshevish1t651
@goolabbolshevish1t651 4 года назад
@@leyrua did that in skyrim once, spawned a few thousand arrows and pretended it was that scene from 300 where the arrows fall.
@RiftFishing
@RiftFishing 4 года назад
My new Orc Headcanon is that they evolved from melons to fight back against the ever rising Vegan population. All hail melon race.
@calicosiside
@calicosiside 4 года назад
not too far from the warhammer canon where orks are fungi
@Bruh-hq1hx
@Bruh-hq1hx 4 года назад
@@calicosiside my question is can i eat a growing orc fungus could I get a orc growing in my body like a parasite
@ernestoa.jimenez3206
@ernestoa.jimenez3206 4 года назад
Actually I think you are referring to the Bosmer, hehe. One anti-vegetarian race should be enough.
@GuardianNamick
@GuardianNamick Год назад
You know what's funny, I actually did this exploit the other day and for some reason was completely surprised when it worked. I also quickly realized that any more than 500 melons being duped at a time would crash the game, however 1000 potions were fine. I also found that filling a room with melons is an amazing way to level your sneak due to the NPC's not being able to see you, due to the melons.
@Dreadneight
@Dreadneight 2 года назад
I could watch Spiff make Oblivion characters for literal days on end without ever wanting to stop
@axeldornelles5292
@axeldornelles5292 4 года назад
"Watermelons come from Africa, but were also in Egypt" Buddy, you do know Egypt is in the African continent, don't you?
@richardchristie1293
@richardchristie1293 4 года назад
Oh dear, here we go again, technicalities my dear boy. In any case, I'm sure they are different colonies, and hardly the greatest of tea producers, so really of very little interest. Though, I should say, props to you Rooibos fellows. A fine cup you have there.
@Schilani
@Schilani 4 года назад
He uh... is the Brit.
@axeldornelles5292
@axeldornelles5292 4 года назад
@@richardchristie1293 Actually Egypt is pretty fanatical about tea too. The Egyptian people drink tea pretty much all the time... even more so than the brits. In fact, if it wasn't for Egypt the very history of western tea cultures would be very different.
@usern4metak3ns
@usern4metak3ns 4 года назад
@@richardchristie1293 that's the oddest bit of closet racism I've seen in a while. Mmm k...
@AyleidCraft
@AyleidCraft 4 года назад
@@usern4metak3ns how is that racist ya dunce
@FEARSWTOR
@FEARSWTOR 4 года назад
"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!!" "Your Craziness, we're out of cheese..." "WHAT?? Well what *DO* we have???" "Watermelons." "THEN OUR DUTY IS CLEAR!!!"
@carbonbeaker409
@carbonbeaker409 4 года назад
Most definitely, Lord Sheo
@momby557
@momby557 4 года назад
Three words that nobody wants to hear: "Deploy the watermelons"
@ninjacrafter5732
@ninjacrafter5732 4 года назад
this needs way more likes
@deivisony
@deivisony 4 года назад
Water and melons counts as different words right?
@SkyMikasu
@SkyMikasu 4 года назад
@@deivisony no🤣
@katsu6934
@katsu6934 4 года назад
Deivison Carvalho no it’s a conjunction crap I haven’t done English in a while I think that was the right word
@Lexandro92
@Lexandro92 4 года назад
Thank you Spiffing Brit! I've been through some very dark times these last couple of years. I used to drink a lot of tea, I had to go to the bathroom every 2 hours I was drinking so much. But due to stress at work I was cutting my tea sessions shorter and shorter and replaced it with quick and uneventful coffee breaks. After a while I was only drinking tea when I was at home. And than came the dark time, when coffee, the devil's liquid, slowly but surely replaced tea completely. But after watching your videos, I've been starting to drink tea again. And it is lovely. You are an inspiration! Thank You!
@Nonoswaggin21
@Nonoswaggin21 3 года назад
me too!!!
@0_dearghealach_083
@0_dearghealach_083 2 года назад
Well, I have never played Oblivion a day in my life, but after watching this, good sir, I wish to play it!
@BerserkxELF943
@BerserkxELF943 4 года назад
Spiff- "The history of the watermelon in elder scrolls..." Me - grabs tea
@IcicleFerret
@IcicleFerret 4 года назад
"Does the game lettuce?" No, but it does watermelon!
@louplatten9213
@louplatten9213 4 года назад
Good melony morning
@ame6547
@ame6547 4 года назад
"you can leave the arena now" "I cannot" "...why..." "cause... melons..." "... Why..."
@jackalottadigawff7560
@jackalottadigawff7560 4 года назад
ITS JUST MELONS
@goldenredstone04
@goldenredstone04 4 года назад
"What have you done Melon Man, what have you done?! You have turned an innocent individual into melons! There is nothing left, only melons. Oh wait, there's a leg." I love this channel
@shrouded_bullet8335
@shrouded_bullet8335 Год назад
The guards stood tall, sentinels of security. Watching over their home. Peace. Until they heard it. They heard HIM. “Hello, everybody…” and then they knew. They were no longer safe. Their wives. Their children. They would all perish, under the tide of melons.
@vaporhtrail4350
@vaporhtrail4350 4 года назад
Guard: STOP! You violated the law- *muffled noises* Spiff: *Spawns more watermelons* More... *Spawns even more* MORE!
@jakefrost7404
@jakefrost7404 4 года назад
*_That isn't Sean Bean, it's Patrick Stewart doing his best Sean Bean impression - _**_0:55_*
@melonman6522
@melonman6522 4 года назад
I got angrier than I should have when he thanked Sean Beane, there was no reason for it, it's not a big deal. I just did.
@Ektalon
@Ektalon 4 года назад
Justin Carson I’m not sure if it was a mistake, or SB taking the piss . . .
@Permaclok
@Permaclok 4 года назад
Sean Bean actually voices Martin Septim, Uriel's last heir
@harbingerdawn
@harbingerdawn 4 года назад
@@melonman6522 I assumed he was just trolling, there's no way he doesn't know it's Patrick Stewart.
@braeduin
@braeduin 4 года назад
That's just how good Sir Patrick Stewart is at acting - his Sean Bean was flawless.
@tmntleo
@tmntleo 4 года назад
"How many melons is too many melons?" Trick question, there can never be too many melons.
@FireballZora
@FireballZora 4 года назад
don't do this, you're falling for his evil scheme
@KilledWithStyle
@KilledWithStyle 4 года назад
This video: Oblivion: Leave the arena. Spiff: Well, I can't. I'm breaking the game. Oblivion: Alright, hurry up then leave the arena. Spiff: I can't leave. Oblivion: What do you mean you can't leave? Spiff: I can't find the door. There's only melon. ( 21:36 ) Oblivion: Whaddya mean "there's only melon"? Spiff: It mean there's only melon. Oblivion: Well pick up the melons! Spiff: Alright, you don't have to shout at me (picks up some melons) There's more melons! Oblivion: Whaddya mean "there's more melons"?! Spiff: There's just more melons! Oblivion: Just move the melons out of the way! Spiff: There's still melons! Oblivion: Where are you right now?! Spiff: I'm at melon! Oblivion: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT MELON"!? Spiff: I MEAN I'M AT MELON! Oblivion: WHAT ARENA ARE YOU IN?! Spiff: I'M IN THE ARENA FILLED WITH DUPLICATED MELONS!! Oblivion: WHY ARE YOU DUPLICATING MELONS IN THE ARENA?! Spiff: FUCK YOU!!
@katsu6934
@katsu6934 4 года назад
KilledWithStyle PERFECTION 😂😂😂🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cdgames69
@cdgames69 3 года назад
I hope that in Elder Scrolls 6, they add randomized NPCs by pressing the random button over and over again in their character creator
@elwynn9931
@elwynn9931 4 года назад
“I am not Toph, I am Melon Lord! Muahahahaha!!!”
@davidthomas5655
@davidthomas5655 4 года назад
Looking for this one
@DarkChaos751
@DarkChaos751 4 года назад
I was thinking that the whole time, why hasn't he used the name Melon Lord?
@rafayali7283
@rafayali7283 4 года назад
Perfection.
@Nithor666
@Nithor666 4 года назад
The internet thanks you
@Laydralae_Joy
@Laydralae_Joy 4 года назад
When the entire universe has been replaced with melons, every star, planet, and speck of dust a melon, with melon people living in melon cities driving melon cars, when there is nothing but green with a red center, then we shall have enough melons... but only barely.
@datzfatz2368
@datzfatz2368 4 года назад
More Dakka.. i mean Melon.
@Trainedmist39
@Trainedmist39 4 года назад
"Melon man is real, and you can not get away from him." Five year olds have left the chat.
@anthonydelfino6171
@anthonydelfino6171 2 года назад
Sheogorath approves of this play strategy.
@xTGRxREAPER
@xTGRxREAPER 3 года назад
Spiff there was also a glitch with the bow and arrow that would let you keep the stats of rings and armors you dropped while having them equipped.
@charmedrools1
@charmedrools1 4 года назад
"we need to create melon man" *flashback to the last unis annus episode* "THIS IS MY MAN AND THIS IS MY MELON! thank you... for your sacrifice... melonman..." NOPE NOPE NOPE
@Zachdeadpool
@Zachdeadpool 4 года назад
I like unus arse
@charmedrools1
@charmedrools1 4 года назад
@@Zachdeadpool annus. it's latin for year. one year.
@NWolfsson
@NWolfsson 4 года назад
We need a thicc lady to protect us from Melon Man
@legalpenguin430
@legalpenguin430 4 года назад
the spriffing brit also known as “you can’t stop me bethesda, your game is already mine”
@dingdongbells3314
@dingdongbells3314 4 года назад
"I can't find them" "What do you mean you can't find them?" "I can't find them, there's only Melons" "What do you mean there's only Melons?" "It means there's only melons" "Then get outta the Melon aisle" ... "There's more melons" "What do you MEAN there's more melons?" "There's just more melons!" "GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!" ... "There's still Melons" "Where ARE you right now!?" "I'm AT MELONS" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT MELONS-" "I'M AT WATERMELONS!" "WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN-" "I'M AT THE WATERMELON STORE!" "WHY ARE YOU BUYING DAEDRIC ARMOR AT THE MELON STORE-" It's almost exactly that conversation, except it's in the Imperial Arena
@pyromasteralex
@pyromasteralex 4 года назад
Code geass abdridged - soup store If anyone reading this is interested in the reference.
@jackychang9148
@jackychang9148 4 года назад
@@pyromasteralex Damn. You beat me to it. Good job.
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 4 года назад
Pruld's parody of this in dark souls is probably my favorite version of it.
@von1539
@von1539 4 года назад
"The watermelon grows in Africa as well as Egypt" Hmmm
@ThatChemistOld
@ThatChemistOld 4 года назад
smh
@jasonscarborough94
@jasonscarborough94 4 года назад
Today we learned Egypt isn't part of Africa. Who knew?
@goolabbolshevish1t651
@goolabbolshevish1t651 4 года назад
@@jasonscarborough94 well if you follow the genetic studies that have been done on the pharos they and the upper castes were actually more middle eastern then sub Saharan black. The later ones even more so, they even had a number of European traits because they interacted with Greece and rome. (Namely marrying off people for alliances or having kids with 'concubines' imported from far off.
@letsspecialk1708
@letsspecialk1708 4 года назад
Technically it is part of Africa and Asia. The main portion of Egypt is Africa while the Sinai is part of Asia. But I was equally confused when I heard spiff say that. I’m with you Jason
@BiFurDoggy
@BiFurDoggy 4 года назад
@@goolabbolshevish1t651 this was about geography mate
@sloth0708
@sloth0708 4 года назад
5:20 In all my years playing Oblivion I have never seen Baurus air-cancel an assassin, holy shit.
@Alizudo
@Alizudo 4 года назад
His corpse landed on top of the stone column, too
@innocyte_
@innocyte_ 4 года назад
My jaw dropped after seeing that
@armandpeanutspinou3430
@armandpeanutspinou3430 4 года назад
Me neither, I thought it was the result of some mod
@Stix69
@Stix69 4 года назад
4:48 "a rusty apple" yes my favorite fruit
@FroggyMosh
@FroggyMosh 4 года назад
Yes, you see, the 100 year peeled apple is quite the delicacy among our people.
@Dylanquinn666
@Dylanquinn666 4 года назад
Fun Fact: Todd Howard's house is just packed to the ceiling with melons.
@williamvonbaskerville8275
@williamvonbaskerville8275 4 года назад
Nah, it's actually packed with all the flawless versions of Bethesda games he's hiding from the public... And mirrors for his inflated ego ;)
@ECxTheMaster
@ECxTheMaster 4 года назад
@@williamvonbaskerville8275 plot twist! its another skyrim release XD
@cpt-cheese3489
@cpt-cheese3489 4 года назад
William von Baskerville his ego isn’t inflated that man is great
@greenkoopa
@greenkoopa 4 года назад
@@ECxTheMaster coming soon to the Sega 32x!
@springtrapnibba
@springtrapnibba 4 года назад
@@cpt-cheese3489 I've actually never seen Todd act better than anyone imo he's pretty humble
@FlameDarkfire
@FlameDarkfire 4 года назад
“It’s watermelon punishment time.” That and the smiling man in the blue shirt was absolutely terrifying.
@sharkfilet
@sharkfilet 4 года назад
“Is this Mellon hell?” -2020’s quote of the year
@midasfury6165
@midasfury6165 4 года назад
21:20 I died inside when this was said
@NullElemental
@NullElemental 4 года назад
well it aint Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness or Millencolin
@enclaveleader1789
@enclaveleader1789 3 года назад
Lettuce feast upon the water melon god
@daggeranddoctor
@daggeranddoctor 4 года назад
Spiff in character creation: I’ll just make this monstrosity. Me: That thing can’t breathe.
@MaGNaCET33
@MaGNaCET33 4 года назад
YES! Another Elderscrolls video! Let me get my tea ready
@DhonJoe
@DhonJoe 4 года назад
@@thespiffingbrit wombo combo!
@calebbertin4683
@calebbertin4683 4 года назад
Ah yes it better be Yorkshire tea gold
@roberthalstead5545
@roberthalstead5545 4 года назад
I swear, between Tod Howard's character creator and Spiff's hand, they need to collaborate with the SCP Foundation to create new horrifying monsters to haunt humanity's nightmares. Another great vid though Spiff, as always.
@SeedlingNL
@SeedlingNL 4 года назад
You mean, like SCP-3521?
@spooknuggets
@spooknuggets 4 года назад
SCP-M3L0N
@yesok791
@yesok791 4 года назад
So who’s gonna tell him he looks like the Chinese knockoff Shrek more than a melon?
@Numba1indahood
@Numba1indahood 2 года назад
God, I remember when I was younger and learned how to duplicate items. I went south of Imperial City into that body of water, i then proceeded to duplicate bread, successfully making a small island of bread.
@michaelszilagyi4529
@michaelszilagyi4529 4 года назад
Toph: "I am melon lord! Muwahahaha!" Spiff: "you dare challenge me"
@joannaatkins822
@joannaatkins822 4 года назад
It's Melon Man, he's here to haunt yours, and Uriel Septims, dreams
@user-dx8nj7qj2g
@user-dx8nj7qj2g 4 года назад
5:20 wait, wait why does the "lover" get a spell to paralyze people? that sounds rather illegal
@iancasleton1777
@iancasleton1777 3 года назад
Wow, I never realized that.... but I guess it's also based on the saying "I'm a lover not a fighter"
@Forgotten_A.I.
@Forgotten_A.I. 3 года назад
Thank you Spiffing Brit, any time I'm having a bad day, all I have to do is watch one of your videos and everything is better.
@afhildlaani8321
@afhildlaani8321 4 года назад
Melon man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land where the melons understand, ooohhh Melon man, the voyage to the corner of the melon is a real trip Melon man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the melon land Soaking up the blood thirst of man in melon land.
@QuintonMurdock
@QuintonMurdock 4 года назад
Never in my life did I think I would watch a video on MELON LAUNDERING
@weastie87
@weastie87 4 года назад
Oh my, am I early to a Spiff video? *sips yorkshire gold*
@cherrycoyote55
@cherrycoyote55 4 года назад
Nope, it just started! *Sips yorkshire platinum*
@calebbertin4683
@calebbertin4683 4 года назад
Sips Yorkshire tea gold with malicious intent
@PlebCentre
@PlebCentre 4 года назад
3:10 "there are eyes inside his head" *By the gods Laurence fear it,* *Fear the Old Blood*
@lordcommissar7813
@lordcommissar7813 4 года назад
Beast all over the shop... You'll be one of them... Sooner or later
@PlebCentre
@PlebCentre 4 года назад
@@lordcommissar7813 what are you doing? *A H O O N T A M U S T H O O N T* *emerges from fetus*
@sarttan
@sarttan 2 года назад
In case Spif comes back to this game, another spot you can speed up your sneak power leveling is by sneaking around in the jail cell you start in. You can also power level any magic skill by creating a cheap spell that targets self (Ex: Drain stamina to level Destruction.). Finally, it is possible to make a "Bound Equipment" spell item both permanent and equipable by NPC followers by using a repair hammer on it and dropping it.
@anubis63000jd
@anubis63000jd 4 года назад
Can't he just use the "Lovers" paralyze spell... Thought that was where the whole "It's the best" bit was going.
@Nimbus3690
@Nimbus3690 4 года назад
this is the most insane goofballery I've ever witnessed. This is like when a kid reenacts ridiculous scenarios from tv with his action figures. But the commitment here is too devout for words.
@eduardojuste
@eduardojuste 4 года назад
Q: How Many Watermelons are there in Oblivion? A: Yes.
@veseque
@veseque 4 года назад
yes
@FroggyMosh
@FroggyMosh 4 года назад
Oblivion: *Dunk
@peterzerfass4609
@peterzerfass4609 4 года назад
The moment when you're actually sorry for the physics engine.
@goolabbolshevish1t651
@goolabbolshevish1t651 4 года назад
Until you remember reading posts on the nexus where mod authors describe it as the most lazy crap ever thrown together by a bunch of chimpanzees with duck tape and then remember working on it yourself too.
@TheStargov
@TheStargov 4 года назад
@@goolabbolshevish1t651 Sums up Bethesda nicely.
@yaboijack2064
@yaboijack2064 2 года назад
How many melons is too many melons? This is a trick question, for there is no limited amount of melons. Melons are infinite. Melons are eternal.
@leester8687
@leester8687 4 года назад
Bro I fell asleep while watching this and had a nightmare about melons
@michelemann671
@michelemann671 3 года назад
Too many melons is not enough MELONS!!!
@noisegrrrl
@noisegrrrl 4 года назад
"They just keep coming and they don't stop coming" thanks now i have all star stuck in my head
@tris4448
@tris4448 4 года назад
"It's splitting... Just like the atom" LOL
@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr
@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr 4 года назад
Is nothing sacred? Spiff: Tea and the Queen. Everything else is free game.
@aw1ldbran1mal59
@aw1ldbran1mal59 4 года назад
My greatest achievement in this game was wiping out every guard I found, everywhere, and collecting their area specific armors and shields. And those wonderful pieces couldnt just be stashed away in a container, so I dropped every single one in the basement of skingrad house. Keep in mind, this is on a 360. When I entered the door, the frame rate dropped to 1 every few seconds. Seriously, you push forward and after a few moments, you're halfway down the stairs. Attempt to turn your view, a few seconds later the screen is overloaded with shiny metal and a rainbow of hold colors. Walk around in super slow-mo amongst the pile, the sounds of all the equipment you walked through happen all at once when the frame refreshes, like a car wreck occurring in your very own basement. The armor appears to be flying around to give some visuals to the accident.
@petrifiedsuezo4202
@petrifiedsuezo4202 2 года назад
I love how this was the video that introduced me to spiff I also can't believe that I've been watching for two years
@gerhardvanniekerk3759
@gerhardvanniekerk3759 4 года назад
For the love of everything tea. Can we please get a video from Spiff co on the perfect balance of sid meier's civilization beyond earth.
@TheTruepanther
@TheTruepanther 4 года назад
Haha, just playing the game normally is unbalanced.
@BennyLlama
@BennyLlama 4 года назад
I accidentally spawned enough shields in my market district that I literally broke it. My Xbox could never load it again.
@Fire-Manz
@Fire-Manz 4 года назад
Xbox; help me! ....
@TuffMelon
@TuffMelon 4 года назад
Oh yeah, the engine + the 360s old hardware definitely didn't like spawning too much stuff at once. Especially since it all collides with itself immediately after being spawned.
@itzshankr1514
@itzshankr1514 4 года назад
Oh I know this feeling. I duplicated over 2000 scrolls before. My xbox handled it but it took ages to pick all of them up because of the lag.
@stufhnimeanstuff1702
@stufhnimeanstuff1702 4 года назад
@@TuffMelon wow intelligence
@rjgraylight
@rjgraylight 4 года назад
(Sung to the tune of Muffin Man) Do you know the Melon man? The Melon man? The Melon man. Do you know the Melon man who lives on Dorian Lane? Yes I know the Melon man. The Melon man? The Melon man. Yes I know the Melon man who lives on Dorian Lane. Let's all go to the Melon man! The Melon man? The Melon man! Let's all go to the Melon man who lives on Dorian Lane! (Otherwise, he'll come haunt our dreams, and devour our souls as we slowly but surely get transformed into melons!) Come on! Let's go! Let's all go to the Melon man! The Melon man! The Melon man! Let's all go to the Melon man to save our souls from the Meloning! ;)
@thelightcat777
@thelightcat777 4 года назад
Yes we all must go
@rickfordmorningstar130
@rickfordmorningstar130 4 года назад
Glorious! Well done.
@racheljohnson9480
@racheljohnson9480 4 года назад
Well, as a woman, I'd say two melons is the perfect amount of melons.
@th1rtythr334
@th1rtythr334 4 года назад
Imagine going to a battle arena, going up against what looks like a cross between a human, pug and a melon, he draws his bow, and then thousands upon thousands of melons fill the arena
@SolDizZo
@SolDizZo 4 года назад
Children in Fable 1: "You look like a melon!" Children in Oblivion: *Non-Existent* Missed opportunity...
@maddoxXL101
@maddoxXL101 4 года назад
So.... how mad you think the Queens gonna be when she finds out he called the honorable Sir Patrick Stewart, Sean Bean(also fantastic actor)
@Nanolis
@Nanolis 4 года назад
21:22 Well of course it only took one shock spell, they were standing in water(melon).
@terrywoods6533
@terrywoods6533 Год назад
I know this video has been out awhile now but your the first person ive seen whos made a video on this exploit i discovered this years ago by accident while playing one day 😂
@AnonymoStranger
@AnonymoStranger 4 года назад
This is fantastic, me & my friend in high school used to drop thousands of watermelons off the top of Frostcraig spire & ride the wave down the mountain unscathed
@raphtehbigboss9701
@raphtehbigboss9701 4 года назад
I took a stop from staying idle in the future livestream chat to watch this lovely video. As always, Perfect content.
@betterert
@betterert 4 года назад
bethesda: nooo you cant just have infinite watermelons! thespiffingbrit: hehe duplication go brrr
@Makem12
@Makem12 4 года назад
When I heard melon man, I was scared that he was going to choose a redguard
@houdiniabracadabra6180
@houdiniabracadabra6180 4 года назад
Underrated
@PnCIa
@PnCIa 4 года назад
This is why i love Bethesda games. Not because of the "bugs" that make such a thing even possible, but because you can spawn hundreds or even thousands of physically simulated melons and the game just keeps going, they are all just being simulated like its nothing.
@thomasmaska311
@thomasmaska311 4 года назад
Pro tip: when you spawn (2) melons with 600 scrolls, it will make 300 sets of 2 melons. also: so long as you have less items than scrolls, it will always duplicate
@lefteron6804
@lefteron6804 4 года назад
Last time I was this early the sun didn't set on the british empire.
@Mr-Money01
@Mr-Money01 4 года назад
FOR THE (British) EMPIRE
@jamesclarkson156
@jamesclarkson156 4 года назад
The sun still hasn't set on the British Empire's remnant, it's overseas territories. The sun isn't set on all 13 territories at the same time.
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 4 года назад
@@jamesclarkson156 RUUUUULLLEEEEE BRITANIA! BRITANIA RULES THE WAVES!
@mr.reason4414
@mr.reason4414 4 года назад
Thanks to the pitcairn islands, it still hasn't.
@tungstentrain1956
@tungstentrain1956 4 года назад
"he kind of looks like a green loaf of bread at the moment, but I'm sure he'll become more of a melon over time" Spiff 2020
@defalto-o5524
@defalto-o5524 4 года назад
2:40 Cinema version of "Harry Potter And Cursed Child" looks wicked!!
@pingascolada
@pingascolada 3 года назад
"We can also pick up any other ones that tickle our pickle" *purchases Shocking Touch* Oh my.
@lost4evergirl1
@lost4evergirl1 4 года назад
I've been addicted to Yorkshire Tea for the past 4 months because of you. Thanks for that.
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