How Mark Normand Survived Touring With Bert Kreischer | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura 

This should be called explaining Alcoholism without addressing it

I’m beginning to wonder if Bert even has natural kidneys anymore.

That micky mantle gene definitely working for Brett Krishna 😊

Bert behind the cameras with a loaded .45

Bert Kreischer is just like a drunk golden retriever.

B-Man’s kidneys are crown royal bags full of bottle caps and barnacled coins from a wishing well.

RIP Greg Giraldo

Its nice of you to continue to support your friends even through their monumental decline

Bert would be the world's best shirtless accountant

5:43 That is a brilliant theory with merit Dr. Normand. Focking nailed it.

Tom: I'm gonna go take a nap, what about you? Bert: Doesn't it feel great... to be an alcoholic 😂😂😂🤣💀

Marks is on to something about Bert channeling his sex energy into his heart. People usually have to train for that but Bert has it innately.

Strange thought but the way Tom laughs so genuinely hard every time Normand insults Bert shows how much he actually loves Bert

Bert will be the next Chris Farley and Artie Lange

He resisted the urge to kill himself multiple times

Bert is really a maschine 😂😂😂

I expected exactly this and nothing less! 🤣

I love ya Mark! Saw you on the last night of your tour last year in the Hamptons. Black guy front row! Excellent show. I had no idea in the next few months you would do a show in my Hometown in Tyson’s Corner Va.. lol😅

This was definitely posted for reasons other than comedy if you ask me😂

As long as Dr. Drew signs off on this behavior...

Anyone drinking as much as Bert had no libido drinking in excess makes it difficult to become aroused

Fun fact: If you've ever played Kingdom Come Deliverance you'll see that young bert actually plays Henrys Father

If you took an ultrasound of Bert’s organs they would probably be dark

So is Bert gonna get help at some point, or do we keep making jokes until his alcoholism kills him?

Watching 2 bears…is basically watching a 2 hour advertisement instead of a podcast…

Crack Amico's "2 Bears 1 Grave" DISTURBED Normand!

How can he drink all day? Alcoholism.

I don't want it to happen, but he will wind up like Chris Farley or John Belushi if he doesn't slow TF DOWN. I love Bert.

You guys covering for Chrysler being caught or something? 😂😂😂😂

Alcoholism does in fact lower testosterone.

I had a buddy like that....he was impossible to hang with.....then I discovered his secret....cocaine.

Berts liver exploded years ago, but his brain hasn't got the message cause that hamster done died way before the liver did.

Recovering alcoholic here, you won't be able to keep up with Bert because he has to drink to function, therefore no hangover, excruciating 5 day withdrawal instead if he stops or maybe he's too fat for withdrawal 😂

I am giving him 5-10 years MAX left.

If you change the B E to F A his name would be FART

never really got that aspect of Bert or why he/others think being an alcoholic is so cool

The only dudes that I know that can hang like Bert are the ones on Coke lol 😆 🤷🏽‍♂️

Tell Bert's pancreas when it craps out on him

Trt helps 😂

Why is Bert shoved down our throats?

0:28 Tom Segura

burt loves his xans

Is Burt the inspiration for Billy Ray Schafer?

he’s on adderall and zanex . takes the hangover away and gives you energy at the same time. it’s a slippery slope though

Is that true about Tim Dillon? I've listened to all his podcasts from the beginning, back to 2015 or 2016. He never mentioned Mark much, even in the early days when he was poor

How old is that..?

That's because he has pharmaceuticals to keep it going. If it was only booze, he'd drop like a rock.

“He looks fine” no, he doesn’t lol

Is any of this supposed to be a good thing? Imagine always having to be drunk

Substance abuse can dull your sex drive

Does Kreischer know how to do anything besides drink and take off his shirt ? Glad his movie bombed.

I thought Doug Stanhope was the king of the party drinking life...then Bert comes along and says "Hold my Beer!'

I bet bert takes Adderall.

This is wild because he’s gonna die of a heart attack in the next 5 years.

Bert is normal guy? If being delusional as f is normal, yes he is.

Bert sucks don’t ruin your legacy like this

Burt cast Mark Hammill and Mark ruins the movie and Burts mind.

Tom thinks he's better than everyone else. Berts just a drunk. Both stale.

Ahhh, back when Tom was likable

Reposting a podcast from 2021 should be illegal 😂😂😂

#BertyBoy

These two low-key admitting on a podcast they cheat on their wives anytime they’re not there, interesting

we hate Bert

Kreischer is tolerated because he’s rich and buys everyone stuff

He's having fun , leave him alone people .

"Something to this" Yeah he's also a cokehead...no other way around it

Nightmare. Bert is just nonstop retelling of his one funny joke, of course with his boobs out.

Don't mess with The Machine, you should have known better 😁 #Joe&Jerlando He said once: I made a deal with myself, I'll never cheat on my wife; 'coz he had a perfect moment one morning with his wife and kids playing around; looks like he never had before and was precious to him

Don't hate on Bert. Bert is silly, he'll come around on the drinking I think.

Tom calling Bert fat now is the only funny thing he days anymore

Wait wait… Tim Dillon is GAY! Who knew..? 😅

So the only thing real about Bert is alcoholism

This is old. Mark never is, but jeez...

Bert is a 55 year old child who constantly has to be naked while making every single thing about himself .

God I absolutely despise Bert, I hope he doesn’t stop drinking & smoking & overeating.

Describing Bert as a 50 year old man with a wife and children that so badly wants to be 21 again is extremely pathetic and disgusting.

Bert is definitely on coke

the only problem is hes not funny

What a lame clip, Normand comedy?

I can’t survive an episode of the terrible show let alone a full day with either Bert or Tom.

Bert isn’t funny enough to kill your liver for. Wrong career move

Nobody think’s Bert&Tom are funny anymore. They’ve turned into greedy money grabbers who only see their fans as wallets.

Normand is really talented..... Bert is such a hack. Will never understand his appeal.

With a little help from the magical Hunter B. grade (guaranteed) cocaine.

Bert isn't funny

Mark is a goat

IMO Bert is a fun, and well intentioned but I don’t respect him at all. He has below average comedy craftsmanship, he is a drunk and he has family. He people pleases on a level that I haven’t seen in comedian since Chris Farley. IMO that’s what put Chris in the grave. Don’t confuse having lots of money with happiness.

He will die early

Brent isn’t even funny anymore!

I hate bert so much

I love that this a whole conversation about a mans alcoholism and it’s just straight praising him for it like it’s not the biggest problem in his life. 😂 it’s fine when yall do it…but when is normies and poors do it…😂 “Thank god we have him in the comedy world.” MY GOD WHAT WOULD THE WORLD HAVE DONE WITHOUT A GLORIFIED DRUNK AS A “COMEDIAN?”