Matt McCusker Opens Up About His Former Life of Crime 

“No, because they were my enemies” sounds like the Viking shaman 🤣🤣

"even if I'm a thief dude that doesn't mean you should be gay" - This podcast has some banger jokes.

the level of darkarts theo has when he was the one who stole the underwear and proceeds to call the other person gay for wanting their OWN underwear back 🤣🤣

Matt is the perfect bro friend. Everyone deserves a friend like Matt

“I think he was gay” he said after taking his bros underwear lmao 😂 Theo is too funny.

A one-man pizza operation where you get the call, make the pizza, then lock the doors and go deliver it is such a fuckin funny bit lol

Out of all the guests that have been on this podcast, Matt is the only person that genuinely seems to be on the same wavelength as Theo

I haven't cried laughing to a podcast in a hot minute.

Matt and Shane don't make me feel so alone

The Viking is not a thief. He is a vigilante. "$500 back then was 20-30 grand" sent me.

The funniest part of this is Theo Vonn thinking that spiders make the silk clothes we wear

Matt kleptomania is still running rampant, he keeps stealing the air out of my lungs from prolonged laughter!

These two have good podcast chemistry 😂

He hit Theo with a HARD Springsteen there at the end

20-30k 😂

Barely scratched the surface of Matt's criminal past. Needs to go back on n talk about selling drugs n cheating self checkouts.

Matt is definitely a guy that has grown up being very good at lying

“I stole my buddies underwear” Sounds like something Theo would say..

Matt McCuscker looks like Jimmy Kimmel after chemo therapy.

"somebody said Jesus only worked like 30 hours a week", lol. That sounds like a reasonable amount of time to do carpentry or spread the word. He was just chillin with wine and prostitutes the rest of the time. Can't blame the dude

Two wrongs don’t make a right is such a good line.

Theo makes up the craziest shit lmao. Sometimes u can see him trying to think of it in his head on the spot

Same timing a pizza for payment is wild 😂 🍕

This guy sold percs in southside Philadelphia, this is not him opening up about his criminal past 💀

My man bought this table as a school auction

My buddy Duke(rip) used to steal cartons of smokes from the local family owned grocery store by throwing them in trash bags and putting them in the ally for later. Then he sold them to us. It was awesome for us 16 year olds at the time but he got caught and got a charge for it.

“40hrs a week is part-time”- I felt that….

This man really has done every single job you could possibly try 😂

I delivered pizza in college and never realized I was a badass

Somebody said jesus only worked 30hrs a week 😂 too good man

432Hz gang for Lyfe

"If you even did it." 👀

This shit is crazy. Matt just described my life and Shane grew up in Mechanicsburg where i lived for several years. I missed the boat man.

They were my enemies for real. What was the shop? Oh it was a ice cream store. Lmao wut

Man I relate to Matt on this. I gamble for a living so have a lot of spare time. So I just go to stores that I know overcharge for their products and shoplift there, literally just to pass time and it’s genuinely fun. I’d never shoplift from a small business or anything like that. Just large expensive places.

This studio should ditch that table and do all pods just laying on that plush ass carpet 😂

Loop hole in Wendy's with that baby coupon deal lmaooooo

Boxer shorts is crazy 😆

I don’t know how but I so relate to Matt.

That’s why he’s chill and down af unfortunate outcome of being OUTSIDEEE

40hrs in construction considered part time is a joke. Huuur, duuurr, youre not a real man if youre not doing 80 a week

Two wrongs don't make a right lmfao

Working at Taco Bell in high school, my friend memorized all the combo prices after tax, so if someone came in and ordered a single combo meal, he had a technique to pocket the money without throwing off the register. Personally, I was too scared to steal money, but I ate like a king every shift :)

This whole thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

McCusker interrogation

“ how far do you think Hitler commuted to get to the holocaust?”

This dude makes the Carny look like a Saint

The owners came in that day cus they knew he was stealing I guarantee it

I kno my boy had a south pole shirt

Theo is well arguably the GOAT

Little less than 850$ today for 500 in 2003 when Matt was 17

Matt should rock a bowl cut or a Edgar cut

theo just wanted to stunt on rogan with that table

i'm so glad these two hit it off. shane's instantly funny, cusker takes a few episodes until you realize what makes him tick and his purity. he and theo have so many things in common even if they do have a very different delivery. they're humble guys, they're willing to grow. most comedians have the swagger of shane, the coolest guy in the room with an immediate appeal to most. these two are quietly the coolest dudes in the room and it might take a bit until you realize that.

Why is the table so big?

Spiders make silk in Louisiana?

Jesus only working 30 hours a week is such a good line 😂

Im trying to think what mall matt would of worked at??? I dont think concord mall had a brewsters so my guess would be granite run mall. Plymouth and k of p would of been a far commute.

Theo, i watch ur videos and i love what u do. Man Please help me get out of this bad situation i am in

We had a 3 shirts for price of 2 on all our stuff . So you pay for 2 shirts get one free or pay for 2 pants get one free and I would hit that button and never tell the customer and after my shift pick out like 3-4 shirts / pants and take them home . I got a whole new wardrobe in like 2 weeks . I could wear a new shirt with out doubling it for weeks . I was a asshole but my manager was the one that told me about it . I still feel bad about it hahaha 😂 sorry Steve and Barry’s

I worked at great American cookies at my local mall as a teenager and definitely stole a bunch of cookies and traded them with the guys at Subway & the pizza place

Just an m'goodboy trying to make money for his chicken tendies and special sauce.

Everyone please tell em your story of what you stole from your work below 👇

70,000 spiders

I used to take in donations at a (for profit) thrift store and stole stuff every single day. It was exhilarating.

Is that carrot top. 2:33

Ha. Jesus' 30hr work week. "Sorry, I'm off the clock."

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baby cone baby cone baby cone

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Former life of crime Proceeds to rob Nickles quarters from sweet shop

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I worked on a turnpkie collecting tolls after high school partime time during college damn we stole so much money

Jesus only worked 30 hours a week? 😂

Real enemies bahaha

"If you work 40s ur part time"💯

Mccusker is super likable. I bet he’s a good man.

Holy hell. Ive never, up into this point in my life met anyone that I could relate to as much as McCusker. Grade A++ 👍🏼 I had a very similar scheme going on with out of state truckers; especially when our cameras literally did not work for months on end. I’ll say the same for thing now that I said then; prove it. Especially when these audits are only done once a quarter. Come on, now…You may as well be asking for it at that point. And to be clear, this was a large chain not some Mom and Pop place. I’d never do that if that were the case. Corporate can more than take the hit, though.

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In high school, before we were 18 we stole the FUCK outta CCC's from WalJart & any store that carried Cough & Cold Coricidin. I tripped balls on cough meds from like 16-22 nonstop! Lmfao I never get colds, still to this day! I think all those CCCs supercharged my sickness defense systems!

bro this is not his criminal past

matt is so dope

I owe the Restaraunt I managed a good $5k at least. Too easy to steal cash when you’re the manager and can do mental math/write down the amounts

I used to take in donations at a (for profit) thrift store and stole shit every single day. It was exhilarating.

Now I wanna know how many hours Jesus worked for real

Stealing was so fun as a teen God forgive me lol

😂😂😂

This is the first Theo interview I can actually sit and watch

I am convinced this is how Theo answers every follow up question. "Somebody said Jesus only worked 30 hours a week" -Who said that? "Huh?"

He 4 got the time he was top shotta n popin percs n runn8ng tge block