How not to dock, yacht fail ! 

Can we have a minute's silence in memory of the gearbox

"Finesse" the art of jamming throttles back and fort hard enough to make belts squeal...

I always wondered how people make it into those tightly packed marinas without hitting anything. I guess the answer is they don't.

Neutral is your friend. This guy is trying to drive his boat like a car.

Still holds the record for most fenders out to this day.

I thought despite his heavy throttle hand he was getting it done until I realizes he was just going down wind out of control until he hit the dock and ripped the fender off. Surprisingly it did not look like a rental with the emergency outboats on the back that somehow he did not crunch! This is a good case where a single throttle and gear shift is not a good idea. Had he just left it in idle and used the shift lever he would have had so much better and safer control. Oh well...... Thanks for posting.

Part of it, is that (at least in my area) they do not have a "driver's license) for boats. You have the money to buy or rent, you can then drive, and that is wrong. If you really get down to it, it IS the problem. Putting that aside, us boaters need to practice, out in the open until we are really good, but we don't do that. Practice in all kinds of circumstances, wind of the port, off the starboard, off the stern, off the bow, currents from different directions. Go slow--but know when even THAT, is not the answer. And what happens when the engine stalls? Where do you place your crew on the boat when/if the engine stalls--or any other problem. WHAT should they have in their hands? The list goes on, it is as they say "pretty simple--when you know how". And if you don't how, NOW is not the time to start learning. My two cents.

Throttle up until the belt squeaks! So that’s how to walk the boat!! Thanks coach!!!

Calling this boat a yacht would be like calling a Ford Pinto a racecar.

You can tell by the number of fenders he has overboard that this isn't his first time hitting other boats, docks, concrete, you name it.

Everyone starts off as a noob and takes the walk of shame atleast once.

Storm in a teacup fled the crime scene 😂😂😂

he bounced off everything except his fenders lol. Always a warning sign...

He's not using near enough throttle!

Word has it that to the day, he's still trying to park that thing.

I feel sorry for the transmission. That can't be easy on the gears.

That's how I always approach this challenge. What's the problem? Just don't be timid, throttles down, full speed ahead!

That is why you should never rent a boat without local skipper

don't help. just stand there like a dope and record.

anyone with a small boat like that with two davits with a rib and an outboard hanging off the back like that should be considered dangerous

This is what it looks like when Skippy is operating the throttle.

Hey at least he had fenders out every 3 feet. He knew he was aquatically challenged...

I've never understood why there isn't a boat "driving license." They will sell the biggest and fastest boat to the stupidest person with zero experience, no knowledge of maritime rules or law and then he is turned loose to raise hell. I just don't get it.

What a plonker, I feel sorry for his boat, his car and his acquaintances.

When you don’t know how to use your engine to control your boat.

Rip this mans transmission

Looks like a fellow I know. His qualification to operate a boat is having lots of money. He believes in "terrain assisted docking". Now has a 50 foot floating condo. I cant call it a boat. The thought of him out on Puget Sound has me running for a high mountain lake.

This song should be listened to while watching the video. The Hues : So I'd like to know where, you got the notion Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion To rock the boat, don't rock the boat baby

To gledam svaki dan, u živo na molu, užas!!!

What the hell did I just watch....????? Hard day of drinking obviously

Flat bottom boats drift easy and fast, so it's not allways easy to get current fast over the rudder. Two Engine hole different or som bowthuster..

Captain Bratwurst from Dresden💪🏻

In the amended words of Christopher Walken, "I got a fevah, and the only cure, is more throttle".

But, above all, i really don't understood where he wanted to go! :D

Half the people make major mistakes like this because they are trying to look all cool for the people watching them. Dont worry about the people watching, Just do your thing.

I think he was showing off at first, then that camouflage rock had other ideas

More proof that money is no substitute for intelligence

This guy drives like a US Naval Officer I once knew!

You NEVER want to hear CRUNCH , on a Fiberglass Boat !!!

Das kennen wir alle, die einen Vollgleiter haben! Ist einfach super empfindlich bei Wind und ohne Geschwindigkeit. Ich sage nur; learning by doing! We all know that, who have a full glider! Is just super sensitive in wind and with no speed. I only say; learning by doing!

My favorite boat name ever was "Sailbad the Sinner". Maybe this guy is a relative.

Never ever help a throttle jockey...you will end up with a nick name.....Three finger-insert name here-.....

His inexperience tells 😂

I think the boat was blocking the view of the yacht.

Guy has zero knowledge...

This falls into the "more money than brains" category.

He should be banned to ever set his feet on a boat EVER AGAIN!!!!

Being a rental boat it may have bad engine control cables making it hard to control...

I think the engine idle is stuck up high or he's clueless.

Boy if he would have hit that bayliner he would have been hitting probably the best boat ever built( not anyone who owns a bayliner doesn't know shit about boating). Maybe he was drunk or just having a bad day. Not people like this are the ones who get people killed or hurt on the water. Some people should just stay off the water or maybe get something they can handle like a kayak or John boat

I thought the bow sprint was designed to harpoon a whale... not carry one!

this reminds me a friend of mine named Ernesto Volpe with his fiart 25

If that’s a yacht then my Chevy Impala is a Lamborghini

Trying to drive a boat like a car

id say an outgoing tide was going on. Happens to the best of us. Especially ones without knowledge of currents

That looks like something the Beverly Hillbillys would drive.

Lmao the belt squeal is hilarious, this guy should not be operating a boat!!!!!

Just go slow and controlled...

Any idiot can own a boat. Doesn't mean they know what to do with it...

Das tut weh. Schönen Gruß vom Getriebe. Der hat keine Ahnung was er da macht.

a couple of beers more and he would have got it.....

Crack and beer do mix. You just have to take the boat out of the equation. I see he has all the extra gear on board. Dingy surf board a bunch of fenders. More dollars than sense.

Can you say "heavy handed"? Easy on the controls, man.

Aye ramming speed captain

Wow 🤦‍♂️ sell your boat before you sink it

I don’t think I could be that bad even if I was 6 times the limit.

Grande manovra,il comandante schettino gli fa un bocchino!

Where was the yacht?

Wtf is this guys problem????? Didn’t he see how much better the boat was doing when he got Away from the steering wheel and throttle ?

just turn the motor off, more $$$ than brains!!

Apparently you don't know that a YACHT , is above 40 ft at the waterline . That's a boat .

Well, there goes his deposit.

That's what passes for a yacht these days?

the person on the bridge was suppose to help!!!

THAT'S NOT A YACHT. BOAT.

reminds me of my super driver brotherr with his new ZTR- finally traded it for a steering wheel

Every time I see shit like this, I get anxiety.

What the F ??? why so much power??? let it trim... just a notch.. then let the wind do the work.. keep it calm.. it's not a car...

Windage! High sided, no fore foot and a helm with no throttle sensitivity whatsoever. Did I mention they didn't have a plan either. Ah well at least it makes good click bait. And in truth that wasn't really a confined space. I'll let the rest of the skippers say what should have been done...

All this would have been prevented with more Buoys

Always.. Always.. Always... go full throttle..

Needs to go to mrs puffs boat driving school

The issue is that he needed a few more fenders...

just slam shift it from forward to reverse as often as possible, what could go wrong?

I watched video twice, but I still has no clue - what he fuck was he trying to do?))

it's a boat with a clown at the wheel.

id help him, then tell him he woulda fucked his boat up and he needs to get it togather before he docks again

NEED MORE BUMPERS

I have no idea why I clicked

Looks like the tide/current was messing with his chi....

Yep. Don't do that...

All the grear and no idea

1:05 so much for the side bumpers

Close enough, lol. I’ve seen worse on $100,000 boats.

FWD REV FWD REV FWD REV FWD REV 1:03 FCK I'll just use my hands...........

He's got 2 speeds, fast and faster

The great sailor

😀😀😀😀 Bow, so lausig am fahren? 😁 Dead ist mit in 12 Jahren nicht passiert. Fad auch noch mit einem Z Antrieb, leichter geht es doch kaum. Ist sich ja wahrlich nur ein sehr kleines Böötschen. Würde viel üben, Gas geben kann jeder

REALLY AND WHAT A JOB THIS GUY SHOULD JUST SELL IT AND BUY A CANOE

That was.... really bad. I've seen ten year old doing it 10 times better (and more!). Should be mandatory to have a driving licence for boats.