Shovel? Amateur. I’ve got 2 pre dug graves for all my kids loser boyfriends, then a pack of mastiffs to cut off all entrances plus an electric fence enclosing 10 acres. If you somehow make it passed the dogs and gunfire, the fence *will* get you. I’m saving up for a drone with a net next ☺️
Everyone keeps saying they would hurt the guy. I would assume I just made a new best friend, great sense of humor, getting rid of a freeloader and gently roasting my wife at the same time. That earns a beer around this house.
Honestly, if i was the dad i'd be showing severe shock and anger whilst in the presence of my wife and daughter but in private i'd be calling him son and having a hell of a laugh about it
@@ThatGuyRa1nbro gtfo im dying rn too from this comment ever heard of “dying from laughter” goofy fool need to educate yourself and understand that it is definitely a funny comment and what he said I laughed a lot each to their own
@@mikex5984 Nope, I come from a generation when not only would the girl's father have everyone's support, but my father would loan a shovel to help with the job.
"No officer, I haven't seen him for a while. I only just met the guy a few days ago and seems like he dropped off the face of the Earth. My daughter is convinced he ghosted her."
Then You'll Loose The Rest Of Your Time You Have With Your Daughters. You'll Be Behind Bars The Rest Of Your Life For Murder. With Your Comment Your IQ Is Pretty Low So I Know Your Knowledge Won't Get You Out Of It.
NO! FUCKING! JOKE! His smoothness, I do NOT know how he possibly could have pulled that off more smoothly. He's butter, he's 'greased lightning,' the man's smooth as can BE! I need to watch that a THIRD time because that was a friggin' PERFORMANCE and he just dances her about, deals with her acting outraged, referencing to her mother being a 'classic' which is like WOW you're toeing a VERY dangerous line there bringing up a woman's age and you possible future mother-in-law. Well, future mother-in-law, or accessory to murder. One or the other. Gotta watch this again, I'm amazed. I mean if I were her father I'd be having a SERIOUS struggle with a grin and would be honestly rather torn between slapping the shit out of him and laughing my ass off. He's slick though, he could play it off and likely cool me down, might get a stern look from me if he fools around too much or acts too casually disrespectful, but damn it's hard to hate someone who can deliver such artfully delivered comedy.
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Zach: " Does it ride well? Because this one.. it- Friend: " Its got great curves" Zach: " Yeah... yeah its a smooth ride..." Zach's mind: "How does he know that?" 😂😂😂
The amount of logic people have these days has come to an end. It does not exist. Double standard. Killing people cause they do exactly what you would do. Big brain right there.
@@saumyaravi5579you probably already know by now but it’s kind of a meme, where in a recording the daughter asks her “daddy” to pass her the salt and well you know where this is going…
Let's be HONEST...sounds hilarious... UNLESS someone says it about 1 of YOUR girls... thing is, right now YOU know which one they'd be talking about 🤔😳😆
I think my laughter would come after. Then again, he would have had to rap out the words faster than Eminem for me to have heard the full thing. I've always had this little mantra thing with my daughter where I ask "Who is smart, pretty, and important?" She responds "I am!" I ask "And what type of guy do you not date?" She says "Stupid!" I ask "And how do you know if a guy is stupid?" She answers "He doesn't think I'm smart, pretty, and important!" I ask "And what happens if you date a stupid guy?" And she finishes with "They'll never find the body!"
@@RandomPerson-nd2ey that's adorable. There's nothing better than strong father-daughter relationship. I know this. I had a dad that was just as cool as you are. 🤗