How radioactive is uranium glass? 

*_conveniently so!_* because you know it's so convenient!

😂

81k can give me at least 10000 big mac meals

Dude you got me 😂

Lmao 🤣

Pure uranium go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

I’ve heard that shit scaring as hell

Metro and new Vegas made me afraid

@@relic206 really though, those things gave me goosebumps.

Watching HBO's Chernobyl gave me so much anxiety..

Underrated

(Chugs straight bottle of uranium)

Uranium glass isn't dangerous

@@hypervious8878 (and then burps gamma radiation)

@@rosskrt 😂 (Geiger counter squeals)

it's not pure

He said it was bruv​@@Iwillabuctmyself

@@The1CoolPop who? Nile? because DABES is saying something fax.

@@Iwillabuctmyself what

@@The1CoolPop bro do you have ANY common sense DABES is the one who commented that its pure

Im getting suskuno vibes from this one

He want that extra testicle man,cmon let him mutate a lil

@@Shiestyy21 😹😹

@@Shiestyy21 or extra three Inches

@@ashutoshsaini4899 to the side

In science, there is no distinguishing between good or bad.

@@uncertifiedlinguist8396 Science has ethics for a reason

@@GeraltofRivia22 Well. Whose to say they are good. Or bad? Or dad?

@@ZarakiKempachi dad 🤔.... hmm maybe

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Geiger counter starts screaming like Goku.

That's the sign of GTFO

UNDERRATED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was a good one

@@ChadKakashi *goes Ssj3*

Fibonacci

​@@leochinchillaa -13,-21,-34,-55...

@@The-terraria-boí😂😂😂 Ese wey

@@AbarajameLabanyera exactamente

It’s actually exponential decay, so 2 4 16 32 64 …thats how it will get f’d up

Well, now you have

🤣

Well maybe that guy in Florida who got caught with a poisonous snake and uranium in his truck.

😂

Neither have I

I didn't even know they could make a solid beep. D:

You’ll be fine man, nothing a couple radaways can’t fix

@@godlypotato gotta keep em r levels down

To be fair, it's not often and not in many fields that you do want to hear a "solid" beap...

@@alexanderzhmurov9624 indeed

These shorts don't indicate a shred of saftey concern, pure uranium, touches pure lead bare handed, grabs a glass testube with LOX aka super cold glass, throws lead just cause, and I'm sure the list of "minor" safety violations/concerns goes on.

@@jasonreed7522 Maybe it's because he actually knows something? You seem unusually concerned about the safety of another person when you have no idea what he's actually doing and couldn't point to a single instant where he harmed himself. Also, there's no pure uranium there. It's a metal, not a compound 😉

@@jasonreed7522 have u ever met a chemist in ur life 😭😭😭

@@dastgahjoosh yellow cake is pretty pure.

@@vedangsinghal4754 totally pure uranium.

-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

*-100 hp/per sec*

URANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN

URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADIN ALL AROUND

URANIUM FEVER IS SPREADING ALL AROUND ​@@Periclepsia

I swear to god I was like oh ok that’s not too bad... oh nevermind😳

🤣

Well most of the beeps are from alpha particles, so it is very safe if you get too close to it, and even then, the damage only occurs on the surface. Just don’t eat it tho.

Me : ohhhh 👁👄👁

Its still not super radioactive, the main risk with working with Uranium compounds is that it is a heavy metal like lead or arsenic. Wash your hands after handling it, dont sleep with it, you should be fine

Metro flashbacks intensify

Good, it’s working as intendrd

It's like someones heart rate hitting zero

It’s just a moment of complete “oh fuck this ain’t good”

The Quzilax one

@@anormalhumanperson7196 well yeah, pretty much alike

@@randomperson8881 1kg of pure uranium to start the nuclear fision

@@anormalhumanperson7196 fairly certain it has a lot of calories too

@@jasongo6696 enough to last a lifetime

@@anormalhumanperson7196 You'll just become dead minus the pool.

Reported for terrorism and sexual content

It’s a cool flex

@@nicky2204 is the video still up?

@@nicky2204 👀 damn

@@nicky2204 IIRC Cody refined it (turned it into a metal). Enrichment is when you separate out isotopes and things get super regulated. He would have gotten a lot more than just a visit if he had enriched it.

@@nicky2204 Cody refined Uranium from an ore to a *refined* metal. Like labboc mentioned, enriching it means turning the widely available U-233 to isotope U-235, which is a step away from fission. If that was the government's reaction to refining it, they'd probably put him in jail or under surveillance for enriching it.

He’ll upload the video with his third hand.

Oh shit his glass came to life and is posting on youtube

Possessing any form of pure -ium is impressive enough for me. Hell, pure calcium is dangerous.

Neil: "...and this is the fissile material of a nuclear weapon."

@@arcguardian i can bring you a kilo of pure aluminium right now. And if you give me 30 minutes, I'll buy a whole bottle of helium

.

I died of laughter :D. Love his subtle humour!

the video ended short because he died

@@tae5216 no he didn't. one does not die from such short-spanned radiation exposure at that level.

@@Raffael-Tausend joke

If the cups are old enough that very well could happen lol. People made glassware and pottery with some FUNKY materials back in the day.

@mayaenglish5424 funky materials lmao I'm sorry whenever I think of funky I think of the fucking music video

Unfortunately, this is what exactly happened in post-soviet Ukraine, when every country in that region were extremely poor and some blackmetal seekers scavenged almost everything made of metal in chornobyl radioactive zone, so they can exchange metal for money. Nobody actually cared about radioactive background of that metal scrap. And in 2000s in ukraine or russia you could actually meet chairs, concrete iron rods, beds, with radiation. Ofc the metal from chornobyl zone should go though deactivation process, but you know, ukraine (russia) soviet incompetence and laziness is famous so you can never trust what the officials say

*pulls out the tsar bomba

LOL

My emotion support nuke

Pulls out omega bomb

@@ShadowGTAG broo its not even funny this Mark H. Just made a joke it was funny till i saw youre comment

😆

Oh noh nobody even gets this right 😩😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 underated comment

🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

inb4 fedpost

Over 8k bps lol.

It means it has only 1 radioactive particle

@@biki_themememan5740 and its not even moving

@@biki_themememan5740 nope, it gives a short beep for every particle.

@@St8Genesis joke

Radon is worse

​@@DogMuncher22Polonium-210: 💀

Imagine being in sience class and someone pulls out a jar of pure Uranium😂😂

Cesium

there are way worse ones such as plutonium, polonium, radon and all the radioactive stuff

Walter be taking notes and killing clients with this stuff 💀💀

@@Walnut-1 Waltuh

😂😂

he probably has enough pirahna solution to disolve a chicken that is roughly 180 lbs

Nilered: Is that uranium or are you just happy to see me? Geiger counter: Screams*

Underrated

No he clearly pull out a tank

You missed the opportunity to say nuke

Bro Imma just go genji and deflect the bullet

*flamethrower*

oh shi-

Wasted

Unironically Uranium glass (the very old ones you get for vintage) is weirdly safe to use, but is it safe overall? Nah you just risked higher chance of cancer.

@@LevenLappi what if you are a cancer?

IM LAUGHING SO HARD

just imagining the millions of photons blasting into his hand holding that thing, knocking his dna apart in the process freaks me out

@@escapetherace1943not photons but ok

I guess you could call it cool until something spills

Lol because everyone has one didn't you know😆

@@Rey.X spill, spill, spill.

@@jamessayshi5262 your totally correct XD

@@Rey.X smaller sized Chernobyl

" Oooooooh "

In the UK their referred to as just "estate agents" what makes them "real" in the US? 🤣

@@speedoman1234 It helps us differentiate from the fake Canadian ones. 😉

@@gefloigle I think I’d prefer one that’s not on “my 600lb life”

*real estate agents in Fallout be like*

People in chernobyl be like:

It just flat lines like “if you hear this sound, you’re dead”

Ya I thought I saw him glowing as well with that black light.🤔🤣

"that's not a knoife - THIS is a knoife"

@@Imsleepeebruh lmfao that's what I thought of too.

Reported for spam and misleading

@@_setbes what????

Imagine your the nextdoor room from nile😆

@@blurrp8339 it would either be super cool or super terrifying

​@@dipolarislandimagine he just appears in your room and dumps bromine in your mouth

Madame Curie

And radium lol

@@j.peters1222 Dem radium girls looked really vibrant and youthfull....for a while.

Why’d this make me laugh

Nice history joke m8

if the anarchists cookbook had a synopsis

Lol

I'd straight up bring uranium or a dirty bomb lol

Yeah but it would probably be the depleted type

Quiet kid: This is how to get cancer and tumors in seconds

Reported for hateful or offensive content

This is perfect 👌

“No full auto in buildings” took me a minute to figure out what you were saying lol

Dayum

"danm bro"

That's what i was about to say 🤣 "Really cool" and "It's not that bad!"

3.6 Roetgen... not great not terrible

Behshsvgaegbfjfs

​@@Carlos-Mora if you don't eat it or anything stupid, it's fine

F O R B I D D E N C H I P

True video title “What do you think more dangerous? My bravery or uranium?”

​@@MP-vc4nu Underrated

Yeah that is what happened

I see myself in this picture and I don't like it

This is accurate on an extremely uncomfortable level

Facts.

No it's the process of getting to become a scientist thats boring

@@Constantin_Valdor_ True words right there. It is fun what you can potentially do with that info once you get there. Depends on how you work. For me school is pretty boring except math but I want to be an engineer because of the things I can do with that physics knowledge.

Hahahhahaha

So What happens if that bottle breaks?

@@gameseeker6307 death and destruction

Lol

@@gameseeker6307 If it breaks, he transcends this mortal plane to become the ultimate Chad.

Holy shit i thought of that too lmao

Ikr? I freaked so hard about it

😂😂😂😂

Bruh I'm rolling 🤣

Its not that dangorus

@@mellokia why do people have to be like you i will answer this to everyone who tries to correct me i am not american nor english im norwegian get that inn your k pop stan head.

Wow is this a jar of pure uranium? 😲 No, that's just urine.

@@dislike__button so you're the one who bought me here

@@itstheV01D Wow, how much he paid? I thought that slavery had been abolished

@@dislike__button urineum?

Didnt you read the sign?!! This is bill niles uranium aisle.

I would be like “g o o d b y e”

@Pico Rico imagine commenting insults

@Pico Rico ok then get some uranium and eat it since you have such a large brain

@Pico Rico The whole point of it being radioactive is that it's unhealthy to be around. That's why places like Chernobyl are uninhabitable. It doesn't matter how much uranium is there, I'd rather keep my distance rather than risking it and getting cancer. I mean if you want to, be my guest, but it's better safe than sorry

I just gave my dog some uranium and he's a wolf now 🙀

Things*

@@ljushastighet This needs to go on dhar mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

@@yiso5967 this will be the title on dhar mann: "this kid got bullied harshly because he had 11 fingers, what happens next is shocking"

@@chesed_yt1 the bully should be mikey

@@yiso5967 yeah but the most of the dharr man channel doesnt include a name in a title

@@chesed_yt1 ye

Me: *grabs uranium glass from cabinet mistaking it for fridge* Also me: *+10 Rads*

Great joke ​@@BlackhawksFan2011

OH MY GOD NO WAAYEEEYYAAAAAH

My thought: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

That's is mote than chernobly☠️☠️☠️

The geiger counter then proceeded to say in a very high frequency "Dayum bro, OK.""

Hahaha . Underrated

Dayum bro, O.K.!

I see you’re a man of taste

lmaooooooo

XDD This is bucket

"There's more"

@@Alexmontboik noo

“Ugh, you want the uranium?”

Solier no!

“Thought it was those hard candies that are dyed. How’d you make it anyway?”

@@fia5594 “Bruh idek whats Urine aium?”

Now he has a glowing body which is cool.

@@mytube2013 Eh glowing was so boring he’s been sleeping for the past week. Smh try harder “Pluto monium.”

"Why would you call it yellow cake if it's not actually a cake"

@@haider1946 probably this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-C7TwBUxxIC0.html

@@haider1946 maybe on moist critical's channel

No! The crystal your referring to is called Moldavite. And its the Moldavite that comes from cheq Republic thats the most expensive and sort after.

@@kyleaquintonkq the... czech republic?

@@veragevann Formerly known as Czech Slovakia.

“Uranium ore is worth more than gold”

and then sticks his head in

More like less than 10 fingers

Lmao

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-88yQhk7kd6E.html 2:29.

@@ricebunnymoon4624 7u

That the camera not the head

252th,1th

​@enriqueamaya3883whether that's true or not is a little bit of relevant to this

@@borttorbbq2556 Yeah, that was really out of place😂

Putin wants to know your location

Safest chemicals in Ohio

A common household item

KitchenAid makes great radiation cabinets

That made me chuckle

​@@MDE_never_dies only in ohio

Reported for misinformation and sexual content

Damn bro ok

i got that

I see what you did there...

Is this a semi cit to "no full auto in a building"

@@ilbastardo9195 yup

He stuck the phone inside and not his head

@@painterrl8109 lmao ik ✨💀✨

@@lazy_autistic_rat you don't :)

I'm your 1k like

@@le_meme_man8983 woaaah 💗

Me: later.

Welp I’m sleeping in the car see you 🙌

Uranium fever has got me up and down

Let's pretend you get uranium fever when you're about to die of radiation poisoning

Come here boy when I say you, you will send the neutron (getting away slowly)

Raw carnage💪😅😂😂

He knows. But he also knows we know

He wakes up everyday and chooses SCIENCE

im a man of simples tastes, uranium and GASOLINE

Dayum bro. O k

Ha you saw the airsoft video to

Underrated comment

W comment

@@xhydrax5320 hah me too

Yes that did in fact happen in the video

Well done

Wow! You watched this video too?

You can buy some too if you work at a lab

Lmao, you can just find uranium on the ground, it's not really that dangerous.

@@vaclavzajac214 the danger lies in quantity

Hahah

@@vaclavzajac214 Uranium is a common material on earth and yes you can but that are not even radioactive they are just super small rocks almost powder and that is a huge chunk of it and it's dangerous cause the monitor was going crazy so you can tell it from that

No replies !?

EU TO RINDO TANTO

@@isabellepimenta9955 I don’t understand Portuguese but I’m glad to hear that.

Lol🤣🤣

🤣

@@isabellepimenta9955 Hahaha é tão estranho encontrar falantes do português por essas bandas do yt

Right, next on nile red: ‘I built a homemade nuclear bomb out of spare car parts’ 🤣

@@Practicalinvestments then Mr. Beast uploads a video titled “helping the FBI track down a rouge RU-vidr😹” challenge for 1 million

@@abba-Flammenfresser then mark rober helps track the location of where it’s going to be nuked

@@Practicalinvestmentsthat’s on the Nile Green channel actually

not really pure but it might as well be

I understood that reference.

@@N-GinAndTonicTM meh too

This gave me flashbacks

FOR THE LAST TIME PRESTON I DONT CARE ABOUT THE SETTLEMENTS

@@kratos_benjamin *preston pulls out maxed out legendary gatling laser that does 180 damage per bullet*

Quick grab the rad-away

I went straight to fallout as well

nothing my x-01 lead paint power armor cant handle

Yes fallout

Hold up Let me pop a couple rad-x and take 2-3 radaways for this.

If you ate 40000 bananas in ten minutes, you’d die do radiation poisoning

That's Uraniums

Lol dumb :)

Steins;Gate reference?

@@noone3708 no it’s POTASSIUM

This man demonstrated exactly why I never wanted to become a Chemist. Eventually, you need to learn how to store and handle the *really* deadly stuff...

@@GlidingZephyr tbh there is a lot of hazardous chemicals you can deal with way more deadly than radioactive materials

@@lerandomguy2109 There is nothing worse that radioactive materials like uranium.

@@mantasdapkus3251 that's debatable

@@mantasdapkus3251 probably yes, but my point is you'll probably be handling other dangerous chemicals more often than uranium for obvious reasons. It's not like anyone can have uranium hanging around or at least have many things useful to do with it

“the geiger counter goes into the 5 digits,” “but that’s nothing compared to this homemade dirty bomb i dropped on the nearby orphanage”

I’ve never actually laughed out loud for RU-vid comments, thank you, the both of you

He already has

"and now, this is my homemade nuclear bomb ive made from the uranium"

How do you get pure uranium anyway? Besides, wouldn't the government want that taken away?

Bro’s gonna become Godzilla (he’s actually gonna melt while he’s still alive)

@@sledger2066 😂😂 That was the best expectation v reality I’ve seen in a while

A man mistakenly putting pure uranium on it's spaghetti. This is what happen to his organ.

That is my fridge

Takes sip of pure uranium

Real life krytonyte

why not

To threaten the non believers

@@jarlathquinn2628 non believers to what?

@@cherrydragon3120 All of the above.

@@cherrydragon3120 flat earthiers

I recognize that reference!

What a good reference

DAYUM BRO O.K

Wrong vid bro

@@guansturmans7173 Supposed to be about the Geiger's counter's beat(or beep)

Then the radiation scanner starts screaming

@@dewmilk7266 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

yes, we saw it.

@@kushpaladin 😐

@@kushpaladin 😐

Not great, not terrible.

@@jaygged6472 “but sir, it only goes up to 3.6 ronken”.

So the Geiger counter let off the biggest fart in its life ?

@@ruccussdogg sorta

@@ruccussdogg that's not even remotely close to his biggest fart

Reported for harassment or bullying and terrorism

I can hear the damage noises

-1 HP Me: this is fine *casually sips coffee*

Your life in Wasteland

*Critical hit* *Cancer Obtained*

Embrace the children of Atom

When even the Geiger Counter is scared af like ,,BRO WHY DO U EVEN HAVE THIS!?" 😂

You are the senate.

Just for a green glow

@@alienispunk haha yeh.. 'look! Shiny!" 😂

How is it actually not dangerous for him ??

Lick it. It tastes like Sparky Lemon!

And then he died

Mmmmm lemon glass

@@god8347 he also died but more people remember

I have some uranium glass in the form of a Easter bunny shaped butter dish. The level of radioactivity is super super low, but we still don't actually put butter in it.

I understood that reference

Mans air soft gun went crazy over pure uranium

Brrrrrrrrrr And now to full auto BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Nice reference

Saw that vid last month i think nice reference

Nah back then they were just called cabinets

​@@jasperwong2970 💀

177th,11th,1th

I don't want to set the world oooon fiiirrre

@@Rosskles fallout 4

I have a ton of uranium glass China and I'll tell you that glow when the room ks dark is almost mesmerizing its so pretty.

Brother?

@@trulers8713 I can tell you one thing, it‘ll look pretty until you go to the doctor and get diagnosed with 7 different kinds of cancer

@@omkarnale5879 But already have one under my bed

@@RexMK- just blow it the neighbor will never complain

@@abhishekmishra92687 Already Don- *Big Flashing light*

@@RexMK- RIP

xkcd humour moment