How Speedrunners Beat Portal Without the Portal Gun 

Trying so hard to test the damn portals and she just refuses to do so.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? THIS WASN'T SUPPOSSED TO HAPPEN! WHAT! HOW!"

aaaaaaaah! what are you doing? hold on, i might have a glitch in my observation matrix...

I don't think she would be upset. Doing science is what she craves, not having people do the puzzels the intended way.

“Chell… not again ffs

based haruhi pfp

@@yuukoyuukoi476 Only 0.36% more charming than Konata!

@@RipleySawzen what about Konatas Haruhi cosplay

@@yuukoyuukoi476 Divine

@@RipleySawzen yes absolutely

"Exiting the text chamber during the duration of the test is not permitted, please return to the test chamber to continue testing."

"Please, respect all known laws of physics".

Why did I hear the voice of GLaDOS while reading all this

@@TusharDeband Cave’s too

​​@@Aaa-vp6ugSo, respect the laws of physics war hero, olympian and or astronaut. You do not want earth collapsing on itself. And I don't want to fill out the paperwork that that will cause. The lab boys told me to not tell you to not break the laws of physics because that will encourage you to break them. They're now searching for new jobs because I'm Cave Johnson and I say what I want to!

It would be so awesome if GLaDOS acknowledges it too, since that seems like a very realistic tactic people would actually use.

@@piotr4198 There is at least one chamber where you can legitimately jam a cube in a door, pass through the door then throw it back into the previous room, causing yourself to become completely stuck. GLaDOS will congratulate you on dooming yourself before then opening the door and letting you go back.

That's what's delaying the release of Star Citizen ;) Cos with such serious physics they've implemented it creates tons of loopholes for people to abuse. It's an endless mess.

@@finlandjourney6065 lmao suuure

I will tell you more - in TF2, a door can get stuck on a Demoman's Pipe grenade, if timed perfectly. Then the door closes, once the grenade explodes. I've seen it in one youtube video.

Or drawing a straight line through the maze walls to the end 😂

or putting a bent object over the maze (without touching the maze walls) from the start to finish

...Or folding the paper to join the maze's start and end.

yeah

Wait I don’t even remember subbing to you but portal intrusion so I’m not complaining

"THINKING WITH GLITCHES" -speedrunners

"What the fuck are you thinking???"

now your thinking with stupidity

Are you even thinking?!!

"I don't even know WHAT you're doing. I think you REALLY want that cake. Uhm."

GlaDOS may even be fine with it because she knows she has a special test subject that she can execute more deadly tests upon.

Glados be like: Not this bull again ;-;

top comment pls

yes

Players found out how to get the cake at least as far back as 2010. Look up "Portal cake room".

There is a cake and I already reached it in as soon as news broke on how

Isnt the ending an actual cake?

Mad lad~

Neerd

Uh

Repent of your sins and believe on Adonai Jesus Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and let the Holy Spirit within you, and you shall be saved. - Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim - Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it): The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote: “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…” In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative. Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians: “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.” This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man. You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes: “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.” Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.

@@grasz Repent of your sins and believe on Adonai Jesus Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and let the Holy Spirit within you, and you shall be saved. - Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim - Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it): The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote: “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…” In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative. Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians: “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.” This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man. You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes: “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.” Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.

oof xD

That happened to me as well, I was doing a speedrun to show my friend and in the same area, after you fall off of the weird piston things into the room with the 3 turrets, everything had broken collision.

Now I’m imagining trying things like this in portal 2. Get to the top of those miles high rooms by hopping or glitching. Probably the same glitches don’t work though.

Same with me just a few months ago, in the trap room with 3 turrets, I accidently activated it and had no way to progress beyond the rocket turret room. I had never seen that kind of bug in all the times I played through the game.

@@BrandonDoran00 I didn’t realize I’d replied to a comment until your comment lol. I meant to make a general comment, not reply to anyone 😅

I just imagine the portal 2 glados's scream when she's being dissected

@@Nighmare_YT That was horrifying to me.

Why?

@@Thegamingdino133 dont ask questions

Good point.

@@Thegamingdino133 Because he didn't use an air boat...

@@lightning_11 I have a feeling dino didn't know about the air boat

in the beta of portal 2 they bent time and space with the camera.

no it seems like something maxwell from dont starve would do

It sounds like something Maxwell the physicist would do, if he was hired by Aperture Science

I've seen what you're referencing in action, and I *still* somehow didn't make make the connection until now! 🤣

“How Speedrunners Beat Portal without playing the Game in the first place" fixed your title

15y later when a money grubbing mouse has its all owning all powerful kingdom and can unleash its true evil: "How Valve Beat Speedrunners and made them even more "open minded" then sent them to space with 0 f's given."

Speedrunner Beats Portal By Threatening To Connect A Controller

I think that's unironically doable in source xd

You mean hacking the game with cybernetic implants?

It's funny seeing people being given something then trying as hard as they can not to use it.

wait what how

I understood somewhere south of 70% of this paragraph but/and I enjoyed reading it immensely.

are they really called 'physics' objects/props? I thought 'physical' objects/props sounds better lol. but that's just me. Honestly who gives a shit lol. I guess it just sounds different to me.

@@Nintendoman851 it's a game dev term."Objects that have physics" are "physics objects" :)

I got it too in my first play through and gave up as I couldn’t get past a vent in the escape segment that needed a cube to climb up to

heyy same!! it was chaotic as hell

@@thicklethepickle uhh

Hi ArcMage, big fan!

@@JosherJosh 👋

A portal is a portal You can't say it's one and a half

​@@Statusinatorhahahahaha lol

mario

Itsa me mario

is this the I play Pokemon Go everyday kid lmaoo

@@Ultramontanist Yeah, it turns out he plays Portal as well

crazy portal 2 gamer ngl

Misha moosha mickey mouse!

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Haha lol we need irl speed runners finding irl glitches

@@joseville "irl speedrunners"

Your comment is 10h ago.....? how?!

Lol

Wait a second

@@ImmaPhoenix probably got the link before the vid went public

No fair, you got the video early.

When game give you portal, don’t pass through it. Make game take the portal back

"How Speedrunners beat Portal without turning on the game"

@@edmondhung6097 burn the game's house down with portals.

@@randomcommenter7343 theoretically, you could go into the games files and edit them so that the only code left so that of a completed save file, thus rendering the game complete but never actually running the game

A portal is a portal, you can't say it's only a -1.

I could practically hear Chell yelling "Yahoo!" as I watched that part of the video.

If anyone can translate this person I would be grateful.

@@Neil_Hyman just replace any void by portal(s)

@@Neil_Hyman also read video description

I cannot believe that this statement is factual! Thank you verifier person!

no in poeral it doesnt even require stairs

it’s not exactly like a blj valve tried to patch bhoping by adding backwards speed every jump. But if you turn around it gives you even more speed. There isn’t even a speed cap for forwards I believe.

Wow there a bee 🐝

No we have to do it with no guns

@@AGTFAWN hello and welcome to another episode of pacifist%

@@Mystery_Biscuits “A series where the only thing that gets WASTED is my time.”

Sleep now

your comment is not very good at all

your comment is not very good at all

Wouldn't crashing it be bad..? What happens to everyone within

Yes. Yes you are.

scrolling a little bit using bind MWHEELUP "ch_createairboat" in the console

its not a glitch, its a command that spawns the hl2 route kanal airboat, for some reason its not locked behind cheats

lmao

summoning salt

It kinda sound like a rickroll.

He watches my little pony

He just git gud

he is one of the top speedrunners of portals, ofc he knows a lot to be able to hit huge achievements, and you don't need much knowledge to research speedrun streams or videos and analyze the glitches they used

Thanks. Hate clickbait, rambling and time wasting

@@WeCareAlot4693 My pleasure

@@WeCareAlot4693 he legit was just explaining how its possible

Seems like a dumb reason to ban somebody

I mean they're both backwards jumps, but there's no long jump mechanic in Portal, so it's not a backwards long jump by that technicality.

True

Fr

OMG, he talks so slow!

Probably affects something that isn't rewound.

it’s not exactly like a blj valve tried to patch bhoping by adding backwards speed every jump. But if you turn around it gives you even more speed. There isn’t even a speed cap for forwards I believe.

why does this comment make me laugh so hard

Beating games with glitches just doesn't impress me. Yeah it took lots of time and effort to figure these tricks out, but respectfully, why?

@@dsendall4922 cos its fun

For me its least captures SMO

That and BLJs being a thing in Portal

if you enjoyed that song you should try va-11 hall-a it's a pretty nice little game to relax too.

womp womp