How Speedrunners Broke Hitman's Bird% Trilogy Run

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Speedrunning the entire Hitman World of Assassination Trilogy with only bird items.
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@solarashes Год назад

i love that the silent assassin aspect of this nearly always involves blowing people up, shooting a bunch of guards(but non lethally), and just generally being very not sneaky lol

@David-cd2vt Год назад

@tobiletsplay Год назад

@combineadvisor572 Год назад

he makes so much noise that he becomes virtually invisible

@Male_Parent 11 месяцев назад

@@combineadvisor572the boots of questionable stealth. 🤣

@supremebuffalo6322 9 месяцев назад

Its a puzzle game first, a contract killing game second, and *then,* third, its a stealth game

@Heavy-TF2 Год назад

Duolingo when you lose the 5 year lesson streak:

@GranTurismoNews45 7 месяцев назад

Absolutely 💀

@m5mageinMuffin 5 месяцев назад

Underrated comment

@DaneNOTDan 3 месяца назад

Me who can’t 5 star a hitman mission while doing it however I want

@dogdillon2 3 месяца назад

Holy hell heavy tf2

@WhileyCoyote Месяц назад

I could believe it, I swear that damn birds already planned my death twenty times over.

@therealjammit Год назад

Guard one: "It looks like this chandelier rope was severed by a bullet." Guard two: "Yes. An obvious accident."

@unexpected2475 Год назад

"Hmm, dozens of high-profile deaths have been caused by falling objects. Meh, must just be a coincidence. Let's install some more chandeliers."

@CraftBasti Год назад

"All three high VIPs were killed by falling objects today, and five people reported getting bullet wounds" "Yeah, the accident deaths, I don't know where you are getting at?"

@tobiletsplay Год назад

😂

@korayven9255 Год назад

Guard three: "While it's great to know that this was a murder rather than an accident, why the fuck were you two idiots looking at chandelier ropes instead of calling an ambulance for the VIP?"

@Dctctx Год назад

Stranger things have happened

@theowlman2418 Год назад

There is something fascinating about everyone panicking over gunshots, accidental explosions, and falling chandeliers that no one notices a man in a flamingo suit causing all the mischief.

@augustwinterman6952 7 месяцев назад

He's so overt he becomes *covert*.

@thomasthejetengine 3 месяца назад

like that video of the basketball passing

@Halocon720 2 месяца назад

@@thomasthejetengine I was gonna say that

@ProminentCorpse Месяц назад

It's probably realistic, honesty. If I heard gunshots or explosions nearby I would be much more concerned with my safety than if there was a man mascot costume, and I probably wouldn't even register it if I did.

@aviatornic2839 27 дней назад

Can you imagine being the guy that noticed though? Explain what you saw to the cops

@milesmathers Год назад

Despite how rediculous this run is, he manages to maintain the documentary voice the whole time.

@darthpiglet7361 Год назад

"next to the loudest waterfall known to human kind" 25:53

@jakekluss9546 Год назад

And he uses the voice while casual mentioning bird facts 😂😂

@benjaminkonikoff2026 Год назад

@@darthpiglet7361 the only time he brown it was so he could here us, I feel as if it’s reasonable lol.

@linkerspinkers Год назад

I wouldn't know to believe it or not if it was released on April 1st

@iluminattipa Год назад

Multiple takes

@HEKVT Год назад

Still can't get over "jiggle physics" being a legitimate Hitman speedrunning term.

@roto469 Год назад

Wait until you discover pig physics

@theflyingegg3557 11 месяцев назад

@@roto469I’ve seen allot of games in my day

@Pudcup 8 месяцев назад

Man, I remember when they had jiggle physics in fortnite.

@Skelly57 Год назад

This video is a masterclass in both Hitman and bird puns, truly a HOOT

@kamandtux Год назад

@kennel878Xx Год назад

This is a certified Hoot and a Holler classic

@Tucker454 Год назад

unbearable

@Diamond1234 Год назад

It had me tittering for sure!

@legendarylightspeed Год назад

Hitman Of All Time

@hackersource4634 Год назад

If this wasn't explained, it'd probably just fly over my head

@ciphergacha9100 Год назад

Why does everyone here speak in puns

@hackersource4634 Год назад

@@ciphergacha9100 You gotta crack the mystery.

@ciphergacha9100 Год назад

@@hackersource4634 another bird pun and I’ll kill you

@Dctctx Год назад

@@ciphergacha9100 why aren’t you speaking in puns?

@ciphergacha9100 Год назад

@@Dctctx I’m not creative enough

@Shiestey Год назад

I laughed so hard at the absurdity of flashing a gun to make the guard look away. It’s like that scene out of a bank robbery movie (The Town, I think?) where a cop accidentally spots the robbers with masks on and he just slowly turns his head in the other direction

@knado8135 10 месяцев назад

I thought that cop was paid off, hence why he looked away?

@17hildy 9 месяцев назад

@@knado8135it's a pretty old cop, so i always thought that he just didn't bother to go up against 4 armed robbers while being alone and most likely dying in the process without enjoying retirement.

@magicball3201 8 месяцев назад

There's a scene where there's two criminals walking down a hallway. One opens a door and takes a step in and sees Batman. He paused a moment, steps back, and closes the door. His coworker asks "did you see anything?" The first replies "Nope."

@buoy9665 2 месяца назад

lmao yeah that movie fucking sucks

@Tweb Год назад

Only the hitman speed running community would think of something so dumb, and turn it into a challenge that is so interesting.

@clipstorage-cp6pr Год назад

_tch_ man.. you aren't wrong there.

@theorixlux Год назад

I think you've generally underestimated speed runners..

@JesusChristItsJesusChrist Год назад

well there is the Mario naked percent

@ksad96 Год назад

Reminder, there's a "Have sex with every possible NPC" run in Fallout New Vegas. ... There's also a "Overdose the old lady with drugs" run in Fallout 4.

@pietertje1176 11 месяцев назад

Minecraft aswell

@fluidrose711 Год назад

And I just watched an hour of a grown ass assassin in a bird costume complete 20 missions while bird puns were thrown around left right and centre, what a world we live in

@Spichtmeister Год назад

And it was all Worth it 😂😂

@fluidrose711 Год назад

@@Spichtmeister indeed it was

@Grayson-tk5hn 10 месяцев назад

@@fluidrose711what is your pfp

@fluidrose711 10 месяцев назад

@@Grayson-tk5hn a picrew i made to resemble myself, unfortunately not a character from anything

@Grayson-tk5hn 10 месяцев назад

@@fluidrose711ok

@EShum Год назад

This is the closest hitman speedrunners will get to the birds and the bees :)

@Aspecticor Год назад

LOL

@InternetStrangerThatCanRead 4 месяца назад

@@Aspecticor 19:35

@ArmundJay 10 месяцев назад

came for the goofy premise, stayed for the bird puns and fun facts

@Pokemonlin99 Год назад

It's been so long since an Aspecticor video that IOI patched out particles, apologized for taking them out, and patched them back in before this video came out. Banger as always!

@ciphergacha9100 Год назад

I hadn’t heard of the second and third parts of that

@przemekmp2376 Год назад

yea they put it back in cuz the game has tons of speedrunners so they apologized and put the glitch back into the game

@MinorZero Год назад

It is actually quite nice they seem to be a fan of the speed running community, they even made (maybe still do? haven't played in a while) speed running contests in the past.

@wombatZ Год назад

What are these particles used for?

@mcmann7149 Год назад

@@wombatZ The particles have collision physics with 47. This can allow him to get into places where he wasn't supposed to get to. Because of how 47 moves in the game world, areas that you aren't supposed to be in don't have a check for fall damage. This allows speedrunners to take odd paths.

@derpfluidvariant0916 Год назад

Dwayne's Johnson is an extremely intelligent penis joke and I respect the crud out of you for making the joke so nonchalantly.

@Tinivee Год назад

"Next to the LOUDEST waterfall known to human kind-" killed me 9/10 assassination

@IamSpacedad Год назад

Somewhere around the guy in the flamingo suit knocking people out with a feather duster, I began to truly understand what kind of game Hitman is.

@somedegenerate6622 3 месяца назад

"We're going to Colorado, visiting the only farm that isn't growing weed" As someone who lives in Colorado that one got a chuckle out of me

@UpdateFreak33 Год назад

The funny part about Chongqing is that Diana pronounces it "Chongching" while Olivia says "Chongquing", so we'll never know

@jessehunter362 Год назад

in mandarin romanizations q is used for a consonant similar but not identical to english ch.

@KuueenKumi 6 месяцев назад

@jessehunter362 Ch? That literally tells me nothing. Ch as in check, or as in leprechaun?

@freelemonade9695 6 месяцев назад

@@KuueenKumich as in check. It would be pronounced chongching.

@jackthehacker05 4 месяца назад

@@KuueenKumior chandelier, or loch. You knew which ch they meant, no need to be a smart Alec

@Amber_CEO 8 дней назад

@@jessehunter362 mfs will do anything except use the ipa

@efflogz5216 3 месяца назад

note to self: if you ever see a bird walking around with a propane tank, get the hell out of there

@Baby_boodle Год назад

This video certainly doesn't run *afowl* of my expectations, it pleasantly exceeded them 💜 This video gave me a bunch of giggles and I loved it. Thanks for making it!

@idontknowwhatimdoing4792 Год назад

Pheasantly

@panwaja Год назад

@@idontknowwhatimdoing4792 Literally was about to comment this

@insertnamehere9718 Год назад

@@panwajasame

@opalpersonal 3 месяца назад

"no diana, the fursuit stays ON during contracts."

@KappaHamster Год назад

the production quality of these videos is actually insane. keep up the good work!!

@xxiLink 11 месяцев назад

I was **NOT** ready for the level of punnery and number of double entendres in this video. I also feel like I learned a bit. I love that this is the first video I've watched on your channel. I've only ever seen you on the Hitman Horse vids. Good shit.

@lowecypher8761 Год назад

After completely watching the entire documentary, I can certify that no birds were harmed in the making of this video. Good job, mate!

@jackdowner7133 Год назад

This is both, one of the best articulated RU-vid videos I’ve ever watched and most uniquely packed bird inspired content that is out there. Thank you and well done:)

@B1ink01 Год назад

The amount of bird puns you snuck into this video is absurd. Great work on covering the run, and the new usage of free cam makes the video production quality shoot up. The long wait was well worth it.

@agent0422 Год назад

Aspecticor infiltrated a swan colony to discover that they have marital problems just to state that fact for one second in the video. Love to see this type of dedication.

@That_lore_guy Год назад

I love the idea that this bird man has almost a moth man like reputation with him being near by when someone dies

@ivanelgharbi5861 Год назад

I only can imagine the legend around the world about "The death bird" the most eficient assasin in the world, only captured in photos and witness recount about seeing the man in the bird suit, in every asesination.

@UpdateFreak33 Год назад

The May patch will actually allow for even more time save in Berlin, as IOI makes the club entrance starting point accessible for all disguises (This is not only helpful in this, but in all speeeruns because now you can start there with a briefcase as well, making the SASO Speedrun much cleaner)

@omarsheriff51 Год назад

That's interesting

@THENfsKid Год назад

@@omarsheriff51 They did it to patient zero as well. Now you can bring briefcases at spawn for fast sniper kills.

@5TC 5 месяцев назад

I never even played Hitman but watching speedruns on it is very entertaining and informative

@SwaguarTV Год назад

I love how the "most replayed" part of the video is people skipping just a few seconds back after you point out the sign in Mumbai.

@MSte21 8 месяцев назад

The entire run is insane, but the Carl Ingram kill is the most insane. Bird just walked in, pushed him over and walked off, while his guards did nothing. Hitman AI is nuts.

@cynical5062 Год назад

This is quite hilarious. Not only is the concept of the run entirely ridiculous by itself, but your commentary is gold. I was laughing the entire time. Brilliant stuff

@k992-o6r Год назад

damn, the only time I tried playing, I struggled a lot with hitman, turns out it's cause the AI actually works which I have never seen before, most games NPCs won't notice if you aim a gun at their face, much less have specific mechanics for investigating possible bullet impacts

@ThePapino134 10 месяцев назад

i love how one guard was taken down with a feather duster and a second later the other guard gets absolutely brained with a brick

@SavingSoulsMinistries 10 месяцев назад

man i hate getting absolutely brained by a synthetic bar coded weirdo

@booperdooper1790 10 месяцев назад

I would love to hear what the handlers of 47 are thinking in universe as he clears missions in like 5 minutes and all while wearing a Flamingo suit.

@petepeterson1240 Год назад

well done. Not only for the Speedrun community to put together an insane run like this, but also for the editing, the voice over, the hole package. Thank you, everyone involved in this.

@Frost_Bite_Fox 4 месяца назад

"50 pound pink Fursuit" lol

@morzanthegod3186 4 месяца назад

This dude just said "falcon around" instead of "fuckin' around".... That's a great way to prevent getting demonetized while making a bird pun at the same time.

@brizzled5193 4 месяца назад

17:06 How the hell you know my search history

@jaesjmes5498 Год назад

I really hope another meme video like this is uploaded sometime in the future, I was actually really hooked on the whole thing!

@jax3235 Год назад

Its actually crazy how you are not super popular, when I saw your subscriber count, I took a double take thinking it was 348k. That just shows how good this really is, keep doing what you do

@Quertus Год назад

Duolingo when you don't learn:

@fallobst3152 4 месяца назад

W music choice. I think Home and similar music fits very well for speedrunning/explaining videos. Also love your sense of humor.

@ExpiredMike 8 месяцев назад

Honestly... Perfect humor, strat and intrestinf gameplay what more can I ask for

@nutmegdoesstuff1339 Год назад

"We need to get past these gaurds, so we shoot next to them to make it impossible for them to notice us."

@darkdodoshka Год назад

As a bird , I appreciate author for making this video. Many thanks.

@0doom1 Год назад

I think you should show the full time listed at the end of the video. You already timed each segment so throwing a big list of times at the end plus a total wouldn't be too hard and would look cool!

@Aspecticor Год назад

I agree. Maybe a kill count style pie chart on kill types would also be good. I really appreciate the feedback, thank you!

@0doom1 Год назад

@@Aspecticor wait that's epic as well, good ideas there, also nice bird facts.

@drmarioprojectm1510 Год назад

@@Aspecticor And Ezra Berg died due to his negligence.

@internetuser4210 Год назад

I usually don't watch long format videos, but your commentary is so entertaining I just sat through it without hesitation

@shm0n3y Год назад

it's criminal you only have 30k subs, these videos are legendary levels of production and so entertaining

@christianredman2621 Год назад

Evr since the Atrioc downfall, I’m always finding myself back here. Glad to see the speedrun improving to this day

@olehenriksen3231 Год назад

What is the atrioc downfall?

@NukeTheLear Год назад

@@olehenriksen3231 he watched deepfake porn

@Poffean Год назад

@@olehenriksen3231 he got caught watching deepfake porn

@lucdelpierre3210 Год назад

@@Poffean Was of his fellow streamers too

@robertmicropenis5114 Год назад

@@lucdelpierre3210 he literally just got caught having the website open with no context, literally anything is possible but people love assuming he was jerking his cock 20 hours a day to it.

@patatraa411 Год назад

15:34 "Our next contract takes us to colorado. Where we will infiltrate the only farm in the sate that isn't groing w££d" That's wild bro 💀💀💀💀

@DefectivePieceofChalk Год назад

An additional challenge to this run could be to collect all in-game eggs and egg-like objects.

@airmanon7213 2 месяца назад

Immediately, I think of the eggs in Berlin that lead to a secret exit

@oliverstack7055 6 месяцев назад

I literally paused the video at 17:01, and an hour later I returned to hear what you say I’m not even kidding

@GeorgeTheDinoGuy Год назад

Your bird puns make my day as a genuine bird fanatic, as I live in the uk I have not but have always wished to see the Cock-Of-The-Rock.

@brianrc120 8 месяцев назад

As well as a gloriously massive pair of ti-

@CollinGerberding Год назад

1:09 this is also why I love video games and the people what play them. just splendid madness

@justaplaceholder6356 Год назад

POV: they stole your eggs Good work Agent Bird-y 7

@theendofthestart8179 Год назад

Your script reading is very good, loved the water fall bit

@OfficialNifty Год назад

I could watch these types of videos for hours. The second windows that show what's happening with all the distractions add so much

@semibreve Год назад

I honestly haven't thought about Hitman ever since Atrioc stopped posting, really glad to see you still keep the content alive.

@bogusWasHere Год назад

Finally found the time to finish the video, this was absolutely amazing, great work aspect

@fisher8024 Год назад

I fell asleep to this and had a vivid dream of being locked in an enclosure with very dangerous birds and when i woke up the video was only 25 minutes in. 10/10

@gyorgischwartz Год назад

If you had many videos like this, I would binge watch them all.

@Kellestial Год назад

2:39 lmaooo “after navigating through the riots” 😭 (4:42 oof that’s an annoying error)

@skeleblazed Год назад

So glad you're still here Aspecticor :) keep making the fantastic content!

@scoutgaming737 Год назад

It's 2.34 in the morning right now. The title, the thumbnail and the sheer absurdity coming from them, which would make me think this is a meme if it wasn't almost an hour long, gave me no choice, but to click on the video

@zShiso Год назад

Put out the video just a few days before the Carpathian Mountains Levels was patched to allow any disguise, making it possible to be part of this run Awesome video btw, I really enjoyed watching this instead of doing homework :)

@SantaFortuna Год назад

Greatest category ever made 🔥

@pixelpastiche Год назад

0:10 Northernlion botched% LETS GOOOOO!!!!!

@rjagad 11 месяцев назад

Completing this run would make anyone an angry bird.

@herrflammen6487 Год назад

Not only did I watch the worlds best assassin flaunt around in bird suit but I got bird facts! Awesome work dude.

@hjewkes Год назад

2:12 is fucking gold. So much respect for getting that shot

@grantdavenport8409 Год назад

Not only informative but genuinely funny, your deadpan jokes make this so much more fun to watch - Glad I checked your channel after watching you in HITMAN H.O.R.S.E. (AKA Fusion...duh). I love the mix between great game play, docu-series style video, and good jokes the entire way.

@aceofkingsje3463 Год назад

That song playing @ 7:00 reminded me of the days of the AUZZIEGAMER . Dude was great back in the day. His hitman videos were some of my favorite videos ever. Thank you for this video it was great I love long form content.

@onteia Год назад

this video marks the start of world peace

@space_artist_4real138 Год назад

« where we'll quickscope this door open and [...] » has got to be my favorite quote in the video lmao

@-RAYVEY- Год назад

Bro the jokes and the narration are incredible Respect

@6ro0vy Год назад

I absolutely adore the Hitman community, definitely one of the most fun and creative with some amazing people ingrained into the scene.❤️ (Including aspect)

@zustle1513 Год назад

i love what you do with your video, this is the first video i see from you and i can tell its super high quality and its very much enjoyable, keep up the good work man

@HaganConnell Год назад

I love the juxtaposition of the Trusty Duster and the brick.

@statick160 Год назад

I have never felt so insulted by a callout to not being subbed yet, and i absolutely loved it, even if i understood nothing of whatever else you explained that alone made me click that button.

@hydraulics- 9 дней назад

I love the little detail of Diana having special dialogue for when you kill the Maelstrom without identifying him.

@gyorgischwartz Год назад

I have Hitman 3, havent played past the third level. Ill just watch you play! You make the game fun

@notarya Год назад

god tier hitman speedrun video making

@Damaged7 Год назад

I can't wait until we get open world games with as much detail and care as these Hitman levels.

@gamingpanda7516 11 месяцев назад

The addition of the new duck guns being added to this speed run is a good call.

@handsoffmymacaroni102 Год назад

As a member of the bird community I appreciate RU-vidrs who shine light on bird heroes. From all of us in the Bird community, thank you.

@BLOCKADE_CAT 7 месяцев назад

19:30, bro if thasts not the most hilarious thing ive ever heard on youtube that wasnt a GLADoS quote, ima die

@richardsmith3021 Год назад

The jiggle physics 😅

@Happy_Shopper 11 месяцев назад

Bro casually flaming the entire birdwatching community while speedrunning hitman

@Skelly57 Год назад

Bird%??? Praise the lord its here!! This gonna be SICK

@ihavenoclue666 Год назад

awesome video bro, i aint know shit about hitman speedrunning(im mostly half-life runner) this was awesome to see and got some knowledge about the game itself and runners strats. bless You!

@krumblemumble8628 Год назад

All hail the mighty Hitman Bird! Edit: After watching the full video, I am amazed at the sheer number of bird puns and jokes. I was immediately drawn in by the humor and the in-depth explanation of the Speedrun. This guy is incredible! All hail the Hitman Hoatzin!!!