Tell them that you'll shit yourself if you're not allowed to go If they still don't let you go, shit your pants Then you won't have to take the exam Win win
The purpose of this video is obviously to poke holes at the current way they do exams so they can improve them, I'm sure you realised this too MacNava. I used to be a trainee teacher and I hate seeing loopholes like this in today's exam climate smh, breaks my heart.
@@GradeAUnderA I know you actually don't mean for people to cheat and made this for fun, I just find that detail funny. Been loving your return here on RU-vid. Can't wait to see what you have next.
@@GradeAUnderA I always hated that the tests would challenge your memory instead of your understanding of the material. In whatever job I get, if i need to solve a problem I have instant access to all of the world's knowledge at my fingertips, so it never made sense that you couldn't use the notes you took in class to help you understand something on a test.
@@DragonTheOneDZAI never got the chance to do it but I always thought to just get up and piss in a bottle in the corner of a classroom if they didn't allow me to leave
This is really true... That one time I studied the wrong subject for the exam(yeah I know I'm stupid), I decided to write a quick cheat sheet. But in the actual exam I was just like "wait, I remember this I write this in my cheat sheet earlier" then ended up not using my cheat sheet at all
Not all of them, the tissue paper is a good idea that I may us- NOT USE, maybe instead of salt water which can be seen as evident tampering your health to avoid maybe some magnesium pills without eating any food which I WILL NOT USE, I also will NOT SWAP the internals of a legal calculator with an illegal calculator. I WILL NOT DO ANY OF THESE THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY
@@yaboiedgar Demonetized also means less algorithm attention these days, so the channel might literally die if it's demonetized. Idk what's happening rn with the vids (i.e. whether they're still getting demonetized anyway), but demonetization is definitely bad even if money isn't the problem.
4:30 true story, I was an egregious faker in grade school and I could make myself puke on command to get sent home from school. No one could figure out how I did it because all they'd see is me standing there. The way I did it was simply to retract my tongue back into my throat to trigger my puke/gag reflex. If you're taking one of those state mandated bubble tests, apparently if you puke on those, they have to be sealed in a plastic bag and shipped to the testing center for evaluation. So if you're gonna do this, have the decency to puke on the floor and not on the test.
@@majimbo480 it's not that they're looking for anything in the puke, they just have to be very careful about test materials to prevent cheating. Say the the test booklet was discarded, someone could steal it and use it to get the correct answers ahead of taking the test.
@@GradeAUnderAGrade, I got confused and stuck the cheated toilet paper down the invigilators pants. What should I do now, it's VERY urgent and he's VERY confused.
That's bullshit, It's time to take a stand Whisk3y. Eat Taco Bell the night before an exam n when they don't let you go to the toilet, let loose and SHITTTT your pants like no pant has ever been shit before. They'll have to evacuate the fucking premises and it'll cause chaos. You then lawyer up and say the whole event and being denied the right to go to the toilet caused you severe distress, that everyone now calls you "Shitt3yKnight", and sue the school for every penny they have. You then won't need school any more cus you're loaded, and you will have won at life. Godspeed and good luck, you shitty bastard.
@GradeAUnderA You couldn't be speaking more factual information my friend and if I was still in school I'd say these methods that I should definitely not have been doing was very helpful information, thanks for another amazing video grade!
Man, a regular Grade upload schedule? My life has once again improved tenfold, my fav RU-vidr coming back fr this time was not on my 2024 calendar lol, and with merch? It’s like Christmas 🎉
Fantastic. Enjoy your perfect grades and your future career as a doctor/engineer/lawyer earning millions. Don't forget to take 10% of that n give to me, k?
if your school allows you to have a bottle on the table and you to drink, which I have never encountered they dont, print a label yourself and glue it on the bottle, make it look legit. Hide text in the label which is actually related to the exam. its tiny, they wont ever notice such an elaborate trick
@@GradeAUnderA of course. I am a relatively new subscriber of yours but you never fail to make me laugh. Keep up the good work and I look forward to your next upload.
Gosh I missed you grade, it's the biggest nostalgia trip to see you regularly upload. You've always put a smile on my face, and I love watching your videos even in the worst of times. Keep it up!
I know you went through some depressive stuff grade, glad to see you're back and on top of your game! Hopefully mentally you are feeling much better. Love the blac-man shirt lmao!
Calling it the Nepalese sandwich fucking killed me, damn I missed your videos brother, glad you’re back and in better health. Much love from the States man
Such an easy one is sneak your phone into the exam BUT keep it in a hidden pocket, ask to go to the toilet then take it out and search the answers on your phone, or if you are feeling brave you can prehide your phone in the bin or something (providing its not that dirty)
Method 1: "Because what are they going to do? Not let you go and let you crap your pants?" "Toilet Break is prohibited for papers that are 1 hour and 15 minutes or less" "Toilet Break is prohibited in the 1st hour, or last 15 minutes of the exam. Invigilators will accompany you to the bathroom" Method 2: "Have you seen these big fancy graphing calculators? You can store big blocks of texts in it" A. "Calculators must not be used on this paper" B. Teachers will check to make sure you do not use those calculators and factory reset your normal calculators Method 3: "You puke during the exam and teacher feels concerned" The examiner will just give you an X instead, meaning you have to retake in a different series Method 4: "Copy off all the smart kids next to you"
Okay, it's been years since I've watched Grade's videos. Havent thought about them in years. Then suddenly it pops into my head randomly to go back and watch some of those old videos for a laugh only to see that he posted EARLIER TODAY. WHAT
