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How To Be A German In 50 Easy Steps 

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@Epie820
@Epie820 3 года назад
"How to be a German in 50 easy steps" Me, a German: Interesting
@itzjuicegacha
@itzjuicegacha 3 года назад
Yes this just randomly showed up on my Fyp
@xelanatora3566
@xelanatora3566 3 года назад
Lol ja
@Meelix
@Meelix 3 года назад
@@itzjuicegacha same
@pik3herz
@pik3herz 3 года назад
yeah me too
@milazeitlhofer8112
@milazeitlhofer8112 3 года назад
Same
@kartoharaschi3429
@kartoharaschi3429 3 года назад
There are 3200 types of bread in Germany. The most popular is called: that there. Second place: no that next to it.
@LeoTheDarkAngel
@LeoTheDarkAngel 2 года назад
That made me laugh louder than I'm willing to admit.
@Morellas4
@Morellas4 2 года назад
@@LeoTheDarkAngel me too! :-))))
@bastihst
@bastihst 2 года назад
Underrated
@sebastianbecker5064
@sebastianbecker5064 2 года назад
Love it x D
@uwehansen2915
@uwehansen2915 2 года назад
Yes a german joke in english
@liamcassidy5992
@liamcassidy5992 3 года назад
“I just wear my outside shoes inside” Pretty sure that’s a cardinal sin
@scarly2386
@scarly2386 3 года назад
Thats pretty rude in germany. Unless someone explicitly allows it. Kannst Schuhe anlassen.
@midnight8341
@midnight8341 3 года назад
That's one of the German seven deadly sins. We don't have sloth, we have leaving your shoes on inside
@pcmalgaming7223
@pcmalgaming7223 2 года назад
In germany it's rude if you do that in the house from someone else, but no one would mind if you wold do it in your on house except like Scarly said if the person says you can let them on then it's fine
@Revia21
@Revia21 2 года назад
It also depends on the age group. In recent years itnhas become polite tontake your shoes off, but with some older people it's often seen as weird. Some think it would be ride to ask a guest to take their shoes off.
@sophielehmann37
@sophielehmann37 2 года назад
Don't forget we have our Garden Shoes too 😅
@oliveryt7168
@oliveryt7168 3 года назад
"Fenster auf Kipp" XD Ja, das sind so Dinge, über die man nicht mehr nachdenkt. Man kennts nicht anders.
@Andreas-gh6is
@Andreas-gh6is 3 года назад
Auch eine deutsche Erfindung: Die "Kippfensterkatze".
@evobrand1210
@evobrand1210 3 года назад
Fenster auf Kipp. Fenster auf. Putt gegangen.
@Andreas-gh6is
@Andreas-gh6is 3 года назад
@@evobrand1210 It's special kind of neurological syndrome of cats being squeezed while trying to escape through such windows... Doesn't occur in the US...
@nearly_blind1017
@nearly_blind1017 3 года назад
Ich war ehrlich gesagt schockiert, als ich mich mit Amiland auseinandergesetzt hab und erfahren hab, dass es auch andere Fensterarten gibt. Klar, man hat die Schiebefenster in Filmen und Spielen gesehen, aber man denkt irgendwie nicht, dass die echt so sind/noch so sein könnten.
@paragraefin2792
@paragraefin2792 3 года назад
Wobei ich Fenster auf Kipp einfach nur schrecklich finde :D Meine Exschwiegereltern hatten mal die grandiose Idee, die Balkontür auf Kipp zu stellen, als sie nach uns aus der Wohnung sind (sie waren zu Besuch und ich hatte sie explizit gebeten, weder die Tür noch die Fenster anzukippen, da das für unsere Katzen echt gefährlich werden kann -.-')
@Ulrich.Bierwisch
@Ulrich.Bierwisch 3 года назад
USA: How are you? ..... Thanks, great - and you? Germany: Wie geht's? ..... Muss.
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
'Na?' - 'Na?', 'und ?' - 'jo'
@julianstorms564
@julianstorms564 3 года назад
Und? Ja, muss und selbst? ja, muss.
@IQSim
@IQSim 3 года назад
Unn? Jo.
@evobrand1210
@evobrand1210 3 года назад
@@grandmak. thats how my greatmother tries to start conversations with her, unfortunatly I never get it
@Fritzgar
@Fritzgar 3 года назад
Nicht zu vergessen: "Wie geht's?" "geht (so)."
@EsEhKa
@EsEhKa 3 года назад
Birthday celebration is not about "living" another year, but "surviving" another year. This is a great and serious achievement.
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
Yeah that's a holy cow.
@novadhd
@novadhd 2 года назад
is it that hard to survive there?
@amelie-hb7ln
@amelie-hb7ln 2 года назад
@@novadhd no its just the negative mindset lol
@TheLtVoss
@TheLtVoss 2 года назад
@@novadhd not any more but before modern Medizin was invented the first year is critical and too survive a year was a achievement I mean the mittelage isn't called the dark age without reason and the tradition has stayed
@oeqac7871
@oeqac7871 Год назад
Birthday means, the world is great with YOU in it. Glad you were born.
@Ali_der_doener_man
@Ali_der_doener_man 3 года назад
German: Stands in the title The German people: der Chat ist nun unser
@lilithlabelle1783
@lilithlabelle1783 3 года назад
You mean "Die Kommentarsektion wurde nun übernommen von dem Bundesstaat Deutschland."? xD
@FuelFire
@FuelFire 3 года назад
Dieser Chat/Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland
@vigilion.8622
@vigilion.8622 3 года назад
Jawoll
@thej7755
@thej7755 3 года назад
Exakt
@mytozitkage4917
@mytozitkage4917 2 года назад
Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Kommentarberreich btw. Germans like putting words together Kommentar+berreich Comment+space... or is it Comment+place idk
@user-xv7lz9qj3v
@user-xv7lz9qj3v 3 года назад
"How to be a German in 50 easy steps" Me, a German: Well well well, let's find out
@Mxllaxx
@Mxllaxx 2 года назад
Und ich fand heraus es stimmt einfach alles😂
@Cologne.1948
@Cologne.1948 2 года назад
Ich bin auch überrascht 😂
@sapphirelesbian2414
@sapphirelesbian2414 3 года назад
"German bread blows American bread out of the water" me, a German: *snorts* obviously
@fomger
@fomger 2 года назад
Amerikanisches "Brot"
@Julia-lk8jn
@Julia-lk8jn 2 года назад
Well, in defense of American cereal based rectangular foam-slices: It's not like the US is ever _trying_ to be good at bread. They're good at importing / copying bread, like bagels, baguettes, whatever. Delightful piece of cultural clash: Subway has to pay higher taxes in Ireland because Ireland has slightly lower taxes on healthy / staple food like bread than on unhealthy food like cake. Guess what the stuff Subway frames it's tuna-free 'tuna sandwiches' with is, according to Irish standards.
@retireorbust
@retireorbust 2 года назад
I remember that distinctly. I enjoyed the broetchen also called labla in Bavaria and the pumpernickel. It would be baked daily in the small stores. Edeka, I think was the name of the little store I used to go to. Unlike most soldiers I lived in a small Bavarian village. It was good food, good beer, and beautiful country. I had many German friends. I liked how they dressed. Not sloppy like too many Americans.
@TheLtVoss
@TheLtVoss 2 года назад
@@retireorbust ahhh jep outside you have too be prepared everyone cann see you and how well you care for yourself
@stratman9449
@stratman9449 2 года назад
the only bread americans "invented" was "sliced" bread......because they don't know how to cut it.....:-)
@evana8751
@evana8751 3 года назад
Let’s see a Nudelsalat vs Kartoffelsalat showdown at a German Barbecue 😁
@Bayseek
@Bayseek 3 года назад
I mean come on. That's easy. Nudelsalat is #1.
@evana8751
@evana8751 3 года назад
@@Bayseek yeah I totally agree. I just don’t know Nalfs preference, soooo… 😁
@Vampirzaehnchen
@Vampirzaehnchen 3 года назад
@@Bayseek Kartoffelsalat.
@maggyisbusy759
@maggyisbusy759 3 года назад
@@Vampirzaehnchen aber ohne Mayonaise
@lenamaria99
@lenamaria99 3 года назад
Nudelsalat MIT Mayonnaise
@marloelefant7500
@marloelefant7500 3 года назад
Honestly, before I came abroad, I thought every window is like the German ones.
@dersps5905
@dersps5905 3 года назад
I always wanted to study abroad but now I'm not sure I can
@nekominorinya2569
@nekominorinya2569 3 года назад
Wait they arent?
@marloelefant7500
@marloelefant7500 2 года назад
@@nekominorinya2569 No, in China, for example, you just can push them aside, or open a small part of it, so you cannot open the window completely.
@stratman9449
@stratman9449 2 года назад
what....made of glass...??
@invalid8774
@invalid8774 Год назад
@@nekominorinya2569 The american windows just slide up most places like you can see in several us sitcoms.
@ottosaxo
@ottosaxo 3 года назад
Dress seriously: The socks must never be more funny than the guy who wears them.
@awakenedcrowl
@awakenedcrowl 3 года назад
I know many ppl in germany who take pride in breaking that sock rule, lol
@jet-blackjo2455
@jet-blackjo2455 3 года назад
Damn, my teacher must be the funniest man alive then
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
Well it was dark when I left Home and the machine swallows them all..so I took my son's ones.
@CR-qc9sl
@CR-qc9sl Год назад
White socks with black trousers and black shoes is very german.
@herbertbisdorf2717
@herbertbisdorf2717 3 года назад
The beer purity law is just about the brewing, after that, you can do with your beer whatever you desire. That was "Klugscheißen"😏.
@Maddisch
@Maddisch 3 года назад
As long as you are aware that it is no longer considered a "Beer" after mixing it. Radler is not beer and neither is Colabeer.
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
brilliant example !
@eily_b
@eily_b 3 года назад
Wait until he discovers Bananenweizen. 😁
@derWunschpunsch
@derWunschpunsch 3 года назад
@@eily_b igitt! 😝
@Baccatube79
@Baccatube79 3 года назад
@@eily_b or as I call it "semen in a glass"
@kyihsin2917
@kyihsin2917 3 года назад
In my experience, Germans love rules - until the rules are an inconvenience to them, and then they will happily break them.
@mariusa.5863
@mariusa.5863 3 года назад
Yeah, anyone who doesn't believe it: Just go to any gym in Germany and count the people who don't obey the corona rules.
@jackytufftufftoaster7817
@jackytufftufftoaster7817 3 года назад
German rule number one. If you put a towel down, the spot belongs to you now
@keynafernwind7302
@keynafernwind7302 3 года назад
Hahaha omg that's so true. Also the complaining about stupid rules never stops xD Germans can keep going all day long complaining about one little thing
@Helena-me6mp
@Helena-me6mp 3 года назад
@N D Bro we are not a group of idiots, which follow every rule...
@francis7336
@francis7336 3 года назад
We don't love rules. We learn to live with them
@jurgenstoll2394
@jurgenstoll2394 3 года назад
So let me do a little "klugscheißen": "Prost" is the short form for "Prosit" = Pro sit. Comes from the latin prod esse and means "It may help" or like "To your health" "Tschüß" comes from "ad jüs" (northern german) which means the same as adios (spanish), adieu(french), ade (swabian): "To god"
@michim162
@michim162 3 года назад
Perfect explained
@fixiple2722
@fixiple2722 3 года назад
damn good to know
@chuckm1962
@chuckm1962 3 года назад
I always wondered exactly where this came from. (Not enough to look it up though - shame on me!)
@annak.2505
@annak.2505 3 года назад
Exactly
@no_kaye4916
@no_kaye4916 3 года назад
Nice!
@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 3 года назад
I love the Bavaria-Texas-comparison. That nails it somehow.
@itellyouaboutstuff
@itellyouaboutstuff 3 года назад
It's really spot on
@davloe
@davloe 3 года назад
As a Bavarian who refuses to speak the dialect or live the culture, I appreciate the comparison! Bavarian culture and even the dialect seem to completely revolve around small town culture, beer and speaking as if you already had too much of it😂
@ownageDan
@ownageDan 3 года назад
texas but beer instead of oil and brezn instead of guns
@katzenkralle7262
@katzenkralle7262 3 года назад
Even Franconia (northern bavaria) hates bavaria
@yoshyyeah5891
@yoshyyeah5891 3 года назад
@@katzenkralle7262 damn true im from Würzburg and all young people speak "Hochdeutsch". We don´t even have the franconian accent in anymore.(except a few "Dorfkinder" who still have it because of their parents/grandparents.
@Smash8ros
@Smash8ros 3 года назад
Apfelsaftschorle is actually pretty good to hydrate (not as 100% substitute for water tho) especially during Sport because it provides electrolytes, assuming you use quality juice (natural and unfiltred) Mit freundlichen Grüßen :*
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
Mfg ..😅😅
@darthdead97
@darthdead97 2 года назад
Hat hier jemand kluggeschissen? MfG
@unfiltered8060
@unfiltered8060 2 года назад
hm
@toecutter3100
@toecutter3100 3 года назад
There's a shortcut to be a perfect german: you have to drive naked with 250 km/h on the Autobahn while eating a "Mettbrötchen" (raw minced meat) and yell at the other drivers when they drive only 240 km/h. Then let a german witness write a "Eidesstattliche Versicherung" with at least 4 copies, to give burocracy its share -> done
@Vamirez
@Vamirez 3 года назад
For publicly sharing this state-secret you will be strangled during Wetten Das with tennis socks by Florian Silbereisen.
@toecutter3100
@toecutter3100 3 года назад
@@Vamirez 🤣 and on my funeral "atemlos" will be played in endless loop
@itellyouaboutstuff
@itellyouaboutstuff 3 года назад
@@Vamirez and of course the whole thing has to be hosted by Thomas Gottschalk. Fuck Markus Lanz
@chrizawesome
@chrizawesome 3 года назад
You went full German. Never go full German.
@itellyouaboutstuff
@itellyouaboutstuff 3 года назад
@@chrizawesome if he had went full German he'd be in Poland by now
@monsterfurby
@monsterfurby 3 года назад
10:30 This was one of the weirdest things for me (German) to realize when I was learning Chinese. In German conversation, almost every single thing you say has some sort of ironic or tongue-in-cheek subtext. For example, I don't think I've ever heard anyone sincerely praise the weather without adding something along the lines of "let's see how long it stays that way" or "let's enjoy it while it lasts". Mostly it's just "Schönes Wetter heute..." spoken in a playfully exaggerated tone of annoyance. I use sarcasm far more often than I'm comfortable admitting, and most people around me do as well. Alas, the Chinese language (due to tone of voice also being used to convey lexical meaning) does _not_ allow for sarcasm at all unless you outright explain the joke. It's still excessively hard for me to wrap my German brain around that.
@danielpetri3475
@danielpetri3475 3 года назад
beeing married to a chinese I can confirm this is true. around 6205 days of experience...
@Yotanido
@Yotanido 3 года назад
I don't think it has anything to do with the tonal language. Sarcasm still works without making it obvious. I rather think it is cultural. Japanese, for example, also doesn't make a lot of use of sarcasm. That isn't to say sarcasm doesn't exist in Japanese (like some people claim) but it's rather different and more limited. And Japanese is not a tonal language. Similar to English, pitch is used for all sorts of things, like expressing emotion or marking a question. (Though Japanese *is* pitch accented, which has pitch also differentiate between words, the pitch is not technically part of the word and may be changed to serve other functions)
@marloelefant7500
@marloelefant7500 3 года назад
Chinese are far more serious than Germans according to my experience. I'm not sure whether irony and sarcasm even exists here at all.
@Mr_Yeah
@Mr_Yeah 3 года назад
@@Yotanido "Japanese is flat" ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-G0ULPlBeKzg.html
@semp7803
@semp7803 3 года назад
"How To Be A German In 50 Easy Steps" Jeder Deutsche: *INTERESSANT*
@libby9433
@libby9433 3 года назад
How to be a German Step #51 - Appreciate the culinary masterpiece that is the German Döner ! 🥙
@mojojim6458
@mojojim6458 3 года назад
Of course you mean the Hamburg Fischbroetchen.
@emjayay
@emjayay 3 года назад
Which is of course basically Turkish. Also, yes.
@mojojim6458
@mojojim6458 3 года назад
@@emjayay But the Turks invented it while in Germany, so that makes it German. Right? Right? LOL
@DanielRMueller
@DanielRMueller 3 года назад
@@mojojim6458 It may be a reminder that while nations might seem defined by lines on a map, they are something far more complex and they aren't anywhere as clearly distinguishable as some want them to be. We imported potatoes from the New Continent and turned them into a traditional German dish, we imported Tea from Asia and Coffee from-I-dunno where (I am East-Frisian, I drink tea, not coffee, that's it) and built our afternoon breaks around them, then we invited Greek and Italian guest workers and they brought us Gyros, Pizza, Tzatziki, and later the Kurds and Turks immigrated here and brought us Döner. One of our favorite beer types is Czech, and our dominant religions all come from the Middle East.
@mojojim6458
@mojojim6458 3 года назад
@@DanielRMueller All guilty of the sin of cultural appropriation. Sigh.
@BlackAdder665
@BlackAdder665 3 года назад
"Prost" is pronounced "Proscht" only in some regions. Everywhere else the "s" is just a normal sharp "s". As in "last", "must", "quest" etc.
@juliameyer10313
@juliameyer10313 3 года назад
Yes. If you went into a bar where I live and say "Proscht", your going to get weird looks. We'll assume you're from the south and immediately mistrust you
@BlackAdder665
@BlackAdder665 3 года назад
@@juliameyer10313 "Mistrust" :-D
@connybelting2781
@connybelting2781 2 года назад
this leads to the point " klugscheissen" :)
@brigittemiebs3228
@brigittemiebs3228 2 года назад
Klugscheißer?
@BlackAdder665
@BlackAdder665 2 года назад
@@brigittemiebs3228 Nicht jedes Informationsangebot ist Klugscheißerei.
@DevourerDragons
@DevourerDragons 2 года назад
"German humor is like German bread: dark, dry, not to everyone's taste, but in plenty-full supply." I am offended, but I totally agree
@darthdead97
@darthdead97 2 года назад
Ich bins nicht und stimme auch vollkommen zu. MfG
@nieselpriem
@nieselpriem 2 года назад
What Americans refer to as bread would at best be used in Germany as a cleaning sponge to wash dishes. We just don't understand the American tradition of eating assembly foam. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
@reinhard8053
@reinhard8053 Год назад
@@nieselpriem But they are not alone. I had some bread in Italy (further south) which was very near to cardboard in taste and structure. It was just a carrier for other things (olive oil...). But at least it probably was healthier than american bread.
@angelikafischer6508
@angelikafischer6508 11 месяцев назад
@@nieselpriem the worst of all this "bread"-choices I found in Northern Nigeria. There you can buy this foam dyed in colors like pink, light blue, light green probably to match the topping. For Germans plain horror.
@valerietaylor9615
@valerietaylor9615 8 месяцев назад
I like French bread best. Real French bread, not the American knockoff.
@liamcassidy5992
@liamcassidy5992 3 года назад
“50 easy steps”, despite being an English sentence, is the most German thing I’ve ever seen
@Ginnilini
@Ginnilini 3 года назад
It's funny that you said the Saxony dialect sounds like a drunk Irish person. When I lived int the UK, I was asked whether I was Irish or someone Irish who's lived in the US several times. Nope, I'm just from Saxony. Sorry about that.
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
I would be proud to be considered Irish.
@dominikweber4305
@dominikweber4305 2 года назад
I'm from munich and my faked saxon accent is more convincing than my faked bavarian accent
@ember1794
@ember1794 9 месяцев назад
😂❤❤
@kerry4385
@kerry4385 3 года назад
Whoever gifted this books: thank you sooo much. Perfect gift for Nalf.
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
I'd love to read it myself in order to check if I'm German enough.
@kerry4385
@kerry4385 3 года назад
@@grandmak. I am not german enough 😅
@sisuguillam5109
@sisuguillam5109 3 года назад
@@grandmak. hey, Grandma! Schönen Sonntag!
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
@@sisuguillam5109 Danke gleichfalls !
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
@@kerry4385 I'm so sorry !
@sarah-jl8cr
@sarah-jl8cr 3 года назад
I learned how to open a bottle with a lighter years ago. Finally learning to open a beer bottle with another bottle, with any type of table or the beer crate as well, is one of my greatest achievements through lockdown.
@ichraumauf5532
@ichraumauf5532 3 года назад
The beauty of this is that you will always one bottle in the pantry.
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
OMG. What did the bottle reply?
@dominikweber4305
@dominikweber4305 2 года назад
Yeah, i learned all of that when i was 14, don't really know if that's something to be proud of tho
@blabladuweier8654
@blabladuweier8654 2 года назад
@@dominikweber4305 am besten ist es, wenn du zwei Flaschen miteinander öffnest. Muss man zwar ein bisschen aufpassen, dass die zuerst geöffnete nicht überschwappt, aber man braucht nix anderes mehr.
@stratman9449
@stratman9449 2 года назад
congafibulations.....!! so you don't drink wine....?
@saschaschneider9157
@saschaschneider9157 3 года назад
"The Texas of Germany" made me laugh so hard, because we exactly say it vise versa about Texas. 😂 And about the sundays, btw. It was an american, called Ferris Bueller, who said once: "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." - A very wise man, this Ferris Bueller... very wise. 😉
@christianfreedom-seeker934
@christianfreedom-seeker934 3 года назад
Quite a few Barvarians have told me that they would rather see Barvaria annexed to Austria. 🇦🇹
@liamcassidy5992
@liamcassidy5992 3 года назад
Bavaria is our Texas, Saarland is our Alabama
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
@@liamcassidy5992 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lentintarantino392
@lentintarantino392 2 года назад
@@christianfreedom-seeker934 annexed to austria? no lets just jojn together with switzerland and south tyrol and make a new country
@lolphdundgren4328
@lolphdundgren4328 9 месяцев назад
@@lentintarantino392 Some people are calling Upper Bavaria (Oberbayern) "Nordtirol" :-)
@inawinchester
@inawinchester 3 года назад
First of all Bavarians don't *think* they're better, we *are* better (yes, that was sarcasm ... or was it?) and second yes, you can mix beer with other beverages, just don't call it "a beer" afterwards. If you say to someone "I'm drinking a beer" and show them your Radler you're gonna be punished. This is not a warning, it's a friendly reminder. Or is it?
@hodelhophopp9386
@hodelhophopp9386 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂🤣
@barfuss2007
@barfuss2007 3 года назад
bavarian beer is not seldom only unsable for dish wahing. A "Radler" (beer mixed with lemonade) has more alcohol than most bavarian beers - so little kids drink this in bavaria...
@inawinchester
@inawinchester 3 года назад
@@PrinzessKennY Very possible 😛
@inawinchester
@inawinchester 3 года назад
@@PrinzessKennY If ya ain't got the looks, ya gotta have the attitude (Sorry, just watched John Oliver and the lady had a massive southern accent 😂)
@itellyouaboutstuff
@itellyouaboutstuff 3 года назад
Baviarians make fun of Radler but drink the most disgustingly sweet abomination called Goasmaß. It's absolutely horrendous
@michaelgrabner8977
@michaelgrabner8977 3 года назад
the expression Mahlzeit (literally "meal time") has 2 meanings 1) Greeting during lunch time = round about 11am till 13pm 2) a german equivalent for saying "Bon Appetit/Buon Appetito/Que Aproveche/Enjoy your meal" at every occasion you gonna start to eat a meal.. it is generally the shorted version of saying "Gesegnete Mahlzeit" meaning "Have a blessed meal time"
@Vamirez
@Vamirez 3 года назад
Germans have the habit of using greetings randomly, i.e. not at the right time/situation. The most extreme form is perhaps the Northern "moin moin". So if someone says "Mahlzeit" when you meet for sport practice, everyone understands it means "fill in nice greeting here" basically :)
@dominikmanthei4546
@dominikmanthei4546 3 года назад
@@Vamirez I hear Mahlzeit all day long, never really thought about it. It is right to use Moin whenever though.
@martinjunghofer3391
@martinjunghofer3391 3 года назад
@@Vamirez Falsch (ich klugscheiße jetzt!): Moin hat NICHTS mit Morgen zu tun, sonder ist die niederdeutsche Form von GUT! - siehe holländisch moi = gut.
@Vamirez
@Vamirez 3 года назад
@@martinjunghofer3391 *alarm noises* Shots have been fired! I repeat - shots have been fired! ;) Sehr gut! Aber als alter verbohrter Pälzer, der "guden moie" sagt, weigere ich mich einfach, das anzuerkennen ;) (Und bringe es selbst bei Gelegenheit sicher mal irgendwo an, hehehe...)
@derekh4511
@derekh4511 3 года назад
"Mahlzeit" ... can also be used when stating that something went very, very wrong. Oftentimes, it comes with a 'Na' as in 'Na, Mahlzeit!' (Like in 'damn!' or ... 'we are f****d!)
@Arturion-Geier-Wald
@Arturion-Geier-Wald 3 года назад
I have had almost over 20 years of english lessons and I still say: "I'm sorry my english is soooo bad!" So you got me...
@TheSailingsilver
@TheSailingsilver 3 года назад
It hurts me to see how you handle the book, breaking the back like that
@dreamxd1014
@dreamxd1014 3 года назад
Same
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
Ja das TUT man nicht!
@katharinaweber9708
@katharinaweber9708 2 года назад
Schlimm! Ich hoffe, du hast wenigstens nichts rein geschrieben 🥺
@schattenprinz
@schattenprinz 2 года назад
It's against the rules
@tramper42
@tramper42 3 года назад
16:15 @NALF: I can hear my Teacher and many others: „Do NOT FOLD a paperback - respect books - take good care of books and their knowledge“
@emjayay
@emjayay 3 года назад
I was teaching a special ed class for the more severely disabled and an intellectually disabled kid showed me that you should use the little lever tabs at the top and bottom of a loose leaf notebook to open the rings, not pull on the rings. He was right. Fortunately I hadn't opened them by pulling on the rings yet that time.
@CR-qc9sl
@CR-qc9sl Год назад
It is only a book, not a living being.
@mojojim6458
@mojojim6458 3 года назад
Wishing everyone great success on this glorious day as they study how to be a German. A test will be given shortly. Certificates will be issued later.
@sigismundsulzheimer5512
@sigismundsulzheimer5512 3 года назад
I love this bureaucracy. Only two pencils, a pencil sharpener, an eraser (made of recycled rubber) and a ruler may be taken to the "How to be a German" test. By signing the form, you confirm that you have understood the content of the test and that you will not violate it. A copy of this signed declaration will be sent to the Board's archives, the Central Anti-Corruption Unit and the Central Statistics Office.
@mojojim6458
@mojojim6458 3 года назад
@@sigismundsulzheimer5512 This is hilarious. Thanks.
@tydalm.9665
@tydalm.9665 3 года назад
Wishing you a great wday as well, teacher. However I think I will be sick on the day of the test. Being German is not really, what we Berliners strive for, we were already forced to host a lot of their politicians. However when I think about it, the European Football championship will be soon, and our attitude may change for around a month.
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
yeah, go, Mojo Jim , go !
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
@@sigismundsulzheimer5512 ok, do the answers have to be twice underlined using a ruler ?
@Nigolasy
@Nigolasy 3 года назад
As a native german, I'm absolutely sure there is no ruleset behind "Mahlzeit" If there is, I haven't figured it out. I only use it while at work during lunchbreak to wish my coworkers a good meal and break. Never used it in the evening I think.
@BlueSkyEntertaiment
@BlueSkyEntertaiment 2 года назад
I hate this greeting. I have never heard of it and on my first day of work the coworkers were mad that i said hallo and not Mahlzeit
@christianbrandt9877
@christianbrandt9877 2 года назад
Also im Gasthaus kannst du das ja eigentlich rund um die Uhr sagen. Oder einfach "Nen guten!"
@dominikweber4305
@dominikweber4305 2 года назад
@@christianbrandt9877you mean "an guaden"
@christianbrandt9877
@christianbrandt9877 2 года назад
@@dominikweber4305 Ja. Genau
@blabladuweier8654
@blabladuweier8654 2 года назад
@@BlueSkyEntertaiment tja solche Probleme gibts im Norden nicht, da sagt man einfach Moin
@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
@iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 3 года назад
Step 1: Overanalyse everything! The rest follows naturally ^^
@Cowboy-in-a-Pink-Stetson
@Cowboy-in-a-Pink-Stetson 3 года назад
Bar'B'Qs and Kartoffelsalat? What about the Nudelsalat? No mention of the ever present Nudelsalat that everybody brings but don't eat! SMH.
@derPetunientopf
@derPetunientopf 3 года назад
Often its the other way around. It just depends on how much the people making it knew what to do. Everyone thinks they can make Nudelsalat and Kartoffelsalat but its just as complicated as most other dishes when done right. Often people add to much mayonnaise and that just ruins it. Gewürzgurken are also a very important ingredient for Nudelsalad that is often forgotten.
@cerostymc
@cerostymc 3 года назад
Not to mention the holy Gewürzketchup...
@wolf_art4547
@wolf_art4547 3 года назад
The next time nobody want the Nudelsalat call me. I can help ^^
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
@@derPetunientopf Parsley and other herbs make it!
@derPetunientopf
@derPetunientopf 3 года назад
@@susannabonke8552 Sounds pretty good.
@supernova19805
@supernova19805 3 года назад
Bio is our organic food in the U.S. It's way more expensive here too. Also, "Na?", the best conversation starter ever. ;) You meant to say the Saxon dialect is THE funniest dialect of all. It's nasal and it sounds like someone is strangling a duck. My mother was from Saxony, and there were hours of laughter at her expense.
@emjayay
@emjayay 3 года назад
I was wondering if Nick realizes that Bio=Organic. Not necessarily that much more expensive, but sometimes way more. Yes, just like in the US. It was California hippie subculture in the late 60's-70's that really got the movement going with an organic farmer association and vetting for products before any government regulation, and organic food stores before Whole Foods or bio/organic foods showing up in normal supermarkets.
@lapernice6978
@lapernice6978 3 года назад
Bio food isn’t actually that more expensive in Germany - compared to the US. Except the nuts, cashews. - that is true, I guess everywhere :-)
@elisabethstrazzanti2312
@elisabethstrazzanti2312 2 года назад
Hahahahaha, strangling a duck 🦆……🤣🤣🤣
@timefliesaway999
@timefliesaway999 2 года назад
1:08 german food 1:38 window technology 2:08 house shoes 2:25 potato 3:04 recycling 3:31 hate Bavaria 4:05 planning/preparation 4:33 Kartoffelsalat 5:05 LG 5:35 Sachsen dialect 5:45 insurances 6:04 “Mahlzeit!” 6:31 car culture 7:00 dress seriously 7:33 German bread 7:54 Schwarzfahren 8:24 German/English 8:44 open bottles without bottle opener 9:05 “Prost!” 9:19 bureaucracy 9:30 red lights 9:44 Sundays 10:10 Apfelschorle 10:37 Humor 11:13 German smalltalk 11:30 klugscheisser 12:00 mixing 12:55 travel seriously 13:25 sex 13:43 rules 14:10 birthdays 14:38 GMA 15:01 dinner for one 15:18 say what you mean 15:26 Schlager 15:37 Bio 16:11 “tschüss!”
@shiro-chan5476
@shiro-chan5476 3 года назад
The "Bürokratie" a whole lot of paperwork, most Germans are absolutely dispised by it. But our politics love that shit so we have to put up with it.
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
Related to federal system. The Dutch King lately pointed out His crown and country is in good contact with a Lot of German States. Maybe it's because the netherlands used to be one of them. 😅
@shiro-chan5476
@shiro-chan5476 2 года назад
@Vandole I really don't think it's that interesting when any German applied for Child care money or waht Taxes Peter from this Village paid in 2010. I think for some things it's really important to document them precisely so they can be retract Decade or Centuries later. But for a lot of things the paperwork is really just over complicating every thing for every one evold and this methods are only kept because none really cares about modernizing them..
@Morellas4
@Morellas4 2 года назад
correct. I don't know one single German who "loves" bureaucracy... :-))
@tigeriussvarne177
@tigeriussvarne177 3 года назад
The best comparison to "Klugscheißen" is the "ackchually meme". xD
@manzanasrojas6984
@manzanasrojas6984 2 года назад
lmao indeed
@nomirrors3552
@nomirrors3552 3 года назад
Am I the only one that is freaking out watching him bend that book? Love the content. Be nice to your books. :)
@kackerlakensalat
@kackerlakensalat 3 года назад
I had to laugh always about my sister. She is able to read "around a corner" that much she hates to bend a book too much.
@Sam-cc8tb
@Sam-cc8tb 3 года назад
"Hate Bavaria" me, as a bavarian: AhH ShIT HeRe wE gO AgaIN
@justatiefling9528
@justatiefling9528 3 года назад
3:08 A few years ago when I stayed home while my parents went on vacation for the first time I accidentally threw something in the wrong trash ONE time and a day later I got a call from some neighbor telling me to please recycle correctly :I You can't make this up. That being said, recycle!! It's important!
@missverstandnis2963
@missverstandnis2963 3 года назад
I have to buy this book. Laughed so much. So many true things about us. Btw, Bioprodukte are organic products (especially food). That's why they are so expensive
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
I've already ordered it from Amazon, have to read it soon, too.
@wolfgangsperber7894
@wolfgangsperber7894 3 года назад
Miss Klugschiss
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
@@wolfgangsperber7894 ???
@tonyme7426
@tonyme7426 3 года назад
My daughter-in-law gave it to me as a birthday present.
@susannabonke8552
@susannabonke8552 3 года назад
Yeah but half of them is Fake.
@verlorenerjunge5921
@verlorenerjunge5921 3 года назад
Classic old dad joke: Mahlzeit! - "Mal dir deine Zeit doch selber"
@mats7492
@mats7492 3 года назад
Passt auf eure Füße auf.. der kommt flach
@axelk4921
@axelk4921 3 года назад
ne ich bevorzuge die " Bastelstunde"
@chrison2822
@chrison2822 3 года назад
"Ma(h)l Zeit ist besser als NIE Zeit!"
@ZZMJo
@ZZMJo 3 года назад
@@chrison2822 MARSzeit is better. But I prefer Snickers.
@frankyg.6172
@frankyg.6172 3 года назад
Das ist wie "Moin" , geht immer !
@MrPixel-ge6wx
@MrPixel-ge6wx 3 года назад
" I would say my personal favorite of german edible potato art would be, the lovly Bratkartoffeln." Ein Mann nach meinen geschmack.
@MrWilhelm1950
@MrWilhelm1950 Год назад
Love your videos!! Alles gute!!
@lionljb
@lionljb 3 года назад
Me a german watching this: "write that down, write that down!"
@emjayay
@emjayay 3 года назад
The tipping feature allows you to open the window when it's raining. On the other hand, the door/tipping thing gets in the way of having regular miniblinds or curtains. Also if it's inside and cool outside double hung windows when opened at the top and bottom create convection currents which exchange air efficiently.
@TimJacken
@TimJacken 2 года назад
Great Video!
@schrodinger5776
@schrodinger5776 3 года назад
Just randomly came upon this video in my recommended since I've been looking into German things for the past few days. Very straightforward guy, and I like the content! :) ❤️
@ganzneubei
@ganzneubei 3 года назад
The way he said "Bratkartoffeln' 😂😍 Love it !!!
@chrisssssssi5598
@chrisssssssi5598 3 года назад
I made an exchange semester in Boston and there was a get together with beer, but there was no bottle opener. So I opened the bottle with an other bottle. The guys there were very impressed and I had to open a few bottles of beer.😀
@leonbenreuther8611
@leonbenreuther8611 2 года назад
Definitely best video i‘ve seen in a while 😂😂🙌🏼 Good Job
@SusanSTAY
@SusanSTAY 2 года назад
Hallo Kameraden! Ich danke Ihnen, für euer zahlreiches antreten. Ich bin sehr erfreut, darüber das wir das einnehmen immer noch drauf haben. Dieser Kommentar Bereich ist nun deutsches Staats Eigentum!
@heysemberthkingdom-brunel5041
@heysemberthkingdom-brunel5041 3 года назад
Well, let's just say Robert Falcon Scott would not have died at the Pole if he had had a German do the planning for him...
@emjayay
@emjayay 3 года назад
New Berlin airport: Hold mein bier.
@sunnydaysworth
@sunnydaysworth 3 года назад
@@emjayay Yeay, we definitely cannot airport!😅 It's not our "beer". :))
@heysemberthkingdom-brunel5041
@heysemberthkingdom-brunel5041 3 года назад
@@sunnydaysworth Fun fact: The same guy, Meinhard von Gerkan was somehow involved in TXL, BER and Berlin Hbf...
@davidmuller3827
@davidmuller3827 3 года назад
As a German... Hell yes, all true! Please book 2
@jonah666
@jonah666 3 года назад
I like that these Videos give me a new perspective on my country I also like that they teach some new information I mean I didn’t know about Bavaria before
@mgeyer1370
@mgeyer1370 3 года назад
if everyone decides for themselves whether a rule is right or wrong and behaves like this, rules no longer make sense at all.
@raistormrs
@raistormrs 3 года назад
it's Anarchy i say ... Anarchy ....
@mojojim6458
@mojojim6458 3 года назад
@@raistormrs Or the US
@dutchman7623
@dutchman7623 3 года назад
@@mojojim6458 Uncoordinated Subversion?
@raistormrs
@raistormrs 3 года назад
@@mojojim6458 close enough ... i mean look at them ... another mass shooting today, they are having those like every day now or something ... Checked the numbers ... as of today, 242 mass shootings fit the Mass Shooting Tracker project criterion, leaving 276 people dead and 979 injured, for a total of 1264 victims ...
@blackskull_hd6383
@blackskull_hd6383 3 года назад
You actually say ,,Mahlzeit" when you see that someone that you know, like a good friend or something, is eating for lunch, dinner, whatsoever. For example you spontaneously visit a good friend of yours and he or she is eating, then you say ,,Mahlzeit" because saying that is polite and friendly. You're welcome :)
@ZZMJo
@ZZMJo 3 года назад
You may say it even if they are not eating but you know that they're going to eat or go to a restaurant or picking up something to eat or ordering pizza.
@BlueSkyEntertaiment
@BlueSkyEntertaiment 2 года назад
As a german i find that so weird. I have never heard the greeting and when I worked the first days after school i wonderd what this is
@ZZMJo
@ZZMJo 2 года назад
Actually I never heard it outside. Only in the office/company.
@sugonmad2402
@sugonmad2402 2 года назад
As far as I know, people also use it, when somebody is doing something disgusting. Like burping e.g..
@blackskull_hd6383
@blackskull_hd6383 2 года назад
@@sugonmad2402 yeah that's also true
@MrGoldbeere
@MrGoldbeere Год назад
Sooo to the point. Thank you
@matthewlutes2966
@matthewlutes2966 Год назад
Nice work! Retired here and you've nailed most stuff. Still working on removing shoes at the door.
@k.s.8064
@k.s.8064 3 года назад
I had so much fun to listen to that video and I really do see myself how German I am and that all of that I am just doin or saying that/these things because they are so normal to me. It is really fun for me to see how foreigners are seeing or notesing that... And I can agree to so many things... 😂😂😂
@_J.C.
@_J.C. 3 года назад
Guten Morgen 🌞 I love the reference to Speedy and she is absolutely right about planning thoroughly 😎😋
@DarkHarlequin
@DarkHarlequin 3 года назад
This extra focus of Germans on planning in my experience actually splits Germans (particularly couples) into two distinct groups going on a trip. The 'planner' who plans EVERYTHING and micro manages every detail and the partner or kids who have learned over time that if they try to help with the planning they just agrevate the planner more and thus now plan NOTHING completely relying on the other person to get anything done. Their contribution to the trip is essentially showing up and that's it 😁
@susanneharvey4034
@susanneharvey4034 3 года назад
@@DarkHarlequin 😂🤣🤣😂🤣 Jaaaaaaaaaaaa 😂🤣😂😂
@Sp4mMe
@Sp4mMe 3 года назад
Planning too much just takes the fun out of vacations. But planning too little can make things stressful and you might feel like you missed out on things. Obviously everyone has their own preferences, but personally I prefer some sort of flexible plans to be adjusted as necessary ... What I'm saying is ... it's important to plan how you're going to plan your plans.
@user-fs2bk1ru3e
@user-fs2bk1ru3e Год назад
I love your videos Nick!! Thank you for all your hard work 😓👏🏼🥰🤩
@Daswars777
@Daswars777 3 года назад
You do such a great job telling people how we are. Thanks for that. :)
@jonathanfriz8648
@jonathanfriz8648 3 года назад
I want NALF to read my lecture script in College...his reading style is pure entertainment :)
@astridchladek1927
@astridchladek1927 3 года назад
1. Happy Birthday!!!💐🥂🍾🎂 2. Yes, pleeeeasee more of this! Funny, because apart from some minor exceptions it’s also true for Austria! ☺️ 3. After a weeks work in the hospital, a Sunday redecorating the children’s room, doing homework with the big son, preparing food for everybody, this video was my reward, consumed alone with ice cream 😉. Always looking forward to new videos, always curious, and you always deliver! Thanks😊 4. LG from Vienna😉
@sigismundsulzheimer5512
@sigismundsulzheimer5512 3 года назад
As an Austrian, I publicly and emphatically distance myself from the claim that Vienna is exemplary for Austria. For those who don't know, Austria is not Vienna and Austria is not Germany. End of the announcement 😊
@astridchladek1927
@astridchladek1927 3 года назад
@@sigismundsulzheimer5512 As a proud Austrian I totally agree with the statement that neither Vienna is Austria, nor Austria is Germany. Both things I have neither said or meant. Still I think that some seemingly typical German characteristics are true for Austria as well. Still, Austria is very distinctive and different from Germany in many other ways. Both statements are true to me. But this of course reflects only my personal opinion. No worries😉
@leonbenreuther8611
@leonbenreuther8611 2 года назад
Definitely best video i‘ve seen in a while 😂😂🙌🏼
@gangmassaman
@gangmassaman Год назад
this was so much fun!!! thank you and tschüss
@doloresmey
@doloresmey 3 года назад
Alles Gute nachträglich 🎂 und bitte auch noch das zweite Buch 👍 Liebe Grüße 😉
@butschi7533
@butschi7533 3 года назад
that video was so bad lg hahahah really good job, always cool to see the own country from another perspective. You caught so many small details and sayings here, you are more german than many otheres here:D Tschüüüüs
@whythosenames
@whythosenames 2 года назад
The "Tschüss" thing was so relatable
@byroncasey8968
@byroncasey8968 3 года назад
I love your take on Texas and Bavaria. It is very true and accurate.
@joewright9400
@joewright9400 3 года назад
This is hilarious , made my day ...I am German living in South Korea and this book is so accurate! Love your videos btw...keep going! LIEBE GREUSSE, Jonna :)
@elkeyvonnelindemann8284
@elkeyvonnelindemann8284 3 года назад
You nail your video contents! I love your very good balance of praising and criticizing! We live in the US since 18 years and I can confirm (almost;)) every praise and also critique you have about Germany and as well the US! So, now you are trapped (as we are) between 2 countries! ;) You are slowly, but surely, not at home in the US as a US citizen anymore and also not at home in Germany! We miss the US while we are in Germany and miss Germany while we are in the US! We can for sure agree that we all miss our families being left in the other country! Keep up your fantastic work in displaying the truth without sugar coating!
@rw2890
@rw2890 2 года назад
this vid was actually pretty refreshing for me. also it was pretty accurate.
@verena3170
@verena3170 3 года назад
Such a great book, it's so true :-) I need to watch the second part...
@peggydavis6418
@peggydavis6418 3 года назад
You are right on with all of this Nalf. Married a German. Great video. 😊
@tonyme7426
@tonyme7426 3 года назад
He is not right, he is just quoting a book, so the author is right.
@derPetunientopf
@derPetunientopf 3 года назад
Hearing you mention that you like Bratkartoffeln (home fries / chipped potatoes) made me immidiatly feel warm and fuzzy in my heart. Its a simple dish but also an art in itself. I like to make them often like this: one third or more potatoes, one third carottes and one third onions. Onions cut finger thick, carottes smaller and the potatoes rather thin, all together in the pan, fried / baked until ready and done. Some salt and pepper and the dish is complete. A salad and fried sausages or bacon cubes are welcome additions but not needed at all.
@wakeupcall2665
@wakeupcall2665 Год назад
My mum‘s Bratkartoffeln: Kartoffeln vom Vortag, in Scheiben geschnitten, in Butter in der Pfanne gebraten, dazu Spiegeleier und Spinat. Da wird mir auch ganz warm ums Herz. Allerdings auch bei ihren Rinderrouladen, und natürlich Tante Elli‘s Nusskuchen (war Schwester meines Opas) = Nusskuchen mit Schokobohnen und Schokoglasur…einfach nur WoW 🤩
@frfr3176
@frfr3176 3 года назад
We liked this video, please make another one 💚
@elkerue5471
@elkerue5471 2 года назад
The proper way to say Mahlzeit is whenever you greet someone who's eating. It's similar to "Enjoy your meal" but it's less formal.
@remyraloni8386
@remyraloni8386 2 года назад
I only ever heard the word "Mahlzeit" said in an ironic way when someone burped.
@GERdeathstar
@GERdeathstar 2 года назад
It's very common to say around a work place during lunch break
@obviativ123
@obviativ123 2 года назад
That's a common use too. Instead, you can also say "Prost!", and even "Prost Mahlzeit!".
@felmerobert0916
@felmerobert0916 3 года назад
Mahlzeit is short for "blessed meal" (gesegnete Mahlzeit), so it actually has a religious background. It is believed that it comes from the monks. Today it is almost always used without religious reference (without blessed)and almost exclusively in a professional context. You can also say "bon appétit" instead of Mahlzeit.
@kyihsin2917
@kyihsin2917 3 года назад
I think there's regional variation too, though. Here in Berlin people say Mahlzeit as a greeting between around 11 AM and 2 PM even if there is no food anywhere near.
@felmerobert0916
@felmerobert0916 3 года назад
@@kyihsin2917 That is fundamentally correct. There doesn't have to be food directly nearby (I didn't write it that way either). You say it, for example, when a colleague goes on his lunch break or you meet colleagues who are on their way to the canteen or on their way to their lunch break.It is a common greeting at the beginning of the "lunch break". It is implied that one eats something during the break. It doesn't matter if you eat a full meal or just a snack. One does not say it, however, when one comes back from his lunch break.
@elw00dblues57
@elw00dblues57 3 года назад
But if you break the word into two halfs, and take both words literal, it is Mahl = Meal Zeit = Time "Time for a meal" So, without any further research, I could also imagine it was used by craftsmen back in time when it was not common to wear a watch just to let anyone know that it is time for the meal. Like one loud shout on the building lot and everyone knew what time it is - time for food :-) But from now I know "Mahlzeit" either for greeting purposes between 11am and 2pm (roughly) or as replacement for "Guten Appetit" or "an guadn" which is bavarian but since we all need to hate Bavarians, just forget the last one :-D
@kyihsin2917
@kyihsin2917 3 года назад
@@felmerobert0916 I mean, I've heard people say it just because it's early afternoon and they have no idea whether the other person has already eaten or is about to eat or is going to skip lunch or anything. "Das kleine Arschloch" says it all times of day!
@norbertderiro9458
@norbertderiro9458 3 года назад
@@kyihsin2917 ...same hier in northrhine westphalia
@schmidyphrs4004
@schmidyphrs4004 3 года назад
Einen wunderschönen guten Tag euch
@daydreamcaged7450
@daydreamcaged7450 3 года назад
11:40 this is literally so true, like I´m (kind of) a writer and sometimes I´m just making scenarios up in my head for fun, but if there is ONE unrealistic thing I cant continue until I made it make sense
@seldakaya0414
@seldakaya0414 3 года назад
My first reaction to those lists and books is always „Ugh, again some stereotype BS that is just dumb and doesn‘t reflect the reality“, then I always have to admit how appropriate that shit is. And this, dear Nalf, is also a typical German thing to do. Although I‘m a migrants‘ child they made a pretty decent job in assimilating me. I‘m a real German. I call us „defizitorientiert“.
@sunnydaysworth
@sunnydaysworth 3 года назад
🤣 Hehehe, defizitorientiert...perfekter Neologismus!! 😋
@3.k
@3.k 3 года назад
@@sunnydaysworth „Deutsch Stunde” mit Leerzeichen ist aber auch schon eine Art Paradoxon. ^^
@sunnydaysworth
@sunnydaysworth 3 года назад
@@3.k 😅 Kunscht!! "Konkrete Poesie". Früher war's der Gedankenstrich, heute ist es die Denkpause alias Lücke. Aber selber erstmal Alliterationspower im eigenen Namen!! KKK? Will man das? Hmmmm...
@3.k
@3.k 3 года назад
@@sunnydaysworth Ein Schelm, wer Böses dabei denkt. ;)
@MrHeLeHa
@MrHeLeHa 3 года назад
Oh God I love your videos, I just can't help myself. I see a new video, I click it!
@doctoralzheimersacademiama
@doctoralzheimersacademiama 3 года назад
Quite accurate description of my countrymen! Well done!
@Nihal-wx3th
@Nihal-wx3th 3 года назад
Please make a part two 😊
@lpcaiser
@lpcaiser 3 года назад
Not one of your most original videos, but I guess it'll do for this week. Liebe Grüße
@grandmak.
@grandmak. 3 года назад
nice.
@BloodangelsNightcore
@BloodangelsNightcore 3 года назад
the fact there are 50 steps to being german is the most german thing ever :D
@Westpark16
@Westpark16 8 месяцев назад
American here.that is hilarious.
@yourlocalcatperson9623
@yourlocalcatperson9623 2 года назад
Don't forget about the fun variations of 'good bye' we have: Tschüsli Müsli, Tschüssikovski, Bis Baldrian, Bis Penne, Tschau Kakao and so many more
@Ruffy009
@Ruffy009 2 года назад
Our German teach always greats us with Malzeit his explaination is „because it’s the only honest greeting“
@R3cktiBoi
@R3cktiBoi 3 года назад
finally after 18 years living in germany, i know how to be german
@kilsestoffel3690
@kilsestoffel3690 3 года назад
A German has always a pullover and a raincoat along till mid of June. The weather is still changing a few times a day, so it might ve sunny and warm, when you leave the house, but within an hour it could be cold and/or rainy.
@sunnydaysworth
@sunnydaysworth 3 года назад
Jaaaa, stimmt, das Wetter is unstet bis zu "den Eisheiligen" zumindest (Mitte Mai), deshalb stellt man z.B. die Pflanzen noch nicht raus auf den Balkon.
@sisuguillam5109
@sisuguillam5109 3 года назад
Long live the Übergangsjacke!
@daggicat8763
@daggicat8763 3 года назад
Im from mid Germany and Michigan is the same
@emjayay
@emjayay 3 года назад
Northeast USA is similar that way.
@MartinMMeier
@MartinMMeier 3 года назад
Deine Videos sind wirklich sehr gut
@apuapu3235
@apuapu3235 2 года назад
Also there are three major types of potato salad. My favorite is cucumber, onions, pickles 1 apple, the sud of the pickles salt paper and a tee spoon mustard. All is cut in small squares only the potato is clocked pealed and in slices. Mixed all together. Additional you can add majo if you want to.
@Kivas_Fajo
@Kivas_Fajo 3 года назад
Welcome back! :D As far as I can tell about your videos you turned into a German mostly. I mean, you wanted to come back, you missed it, you're here again. Is this probably a sign of you wanting to stay here...forever?
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