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How to be a Pirate Captain! 🌈 ☠️ 🌈 

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‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: www.amazon.com/Invisible-Hook...
‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: • Behind the Scenes of P...
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Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09
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@amateraceon5202
@amateraceon5202 4 года назад
“Booty be licious” - CGP Grey, 2020
@Edmonton-of2ec
@Edmonton-of2ec 4 года назад
Probably
@bigbundle3223
@bigbundle3223 4 года назад
He had so much fun with this script
@sweetsucculentcontentnectar
@sweetsucculentcontentnectar 4 года назад
@CGP Grey, this needs to be a shirt. Preferably a pirate shirt.
@birdeelikeaboss
@birdeelikeaboss 4 года назад
"Please present your booty" -CGP Grey, 2020
@maryneu528
@maryneu528 4 года назад
Yum
@superfluous9726
@superfluous9726 4 года назад
"In the last and longest moments of your life.... *b0op* "
@folasade7433
@folasade7433 4 года назад
That’s the best part,he was talking so dark and then b00p
@rshua
@rshua 4 года назад
...Sombra?
@Styx_Dragon
@Styx_Dragon 4 года назад
@@sonza68 Same!
@matthewmacleod6506
@matthewmacleod6506 4 года назад
@@rshua I think so.
@Texan.Insomniac
@Texan.Insomniac 4 года назад
3:12
@aidanking6801
@aidanking6801 2 года назад
There should’ve been a “Monarch’s version” that is just the empire talking about all the downsides of being a pirate
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw
@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw Год назад
The Monarch is a pirate
@DawnfireGalinndan
@DawnfireGalinndan Год назад
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw You know, you're not entirely wrong...
@JaysonVaughn
@JaysonVaughn Год назад
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw bloody right!
@1stnamel4stname
@1stnamel4stname Год назад
@@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw nice username bro
@KlaxontheImpailr
@KlaxontheImpailr Год назад
I second the motion.
@CGPGrey
@CGPGrey 2 года назад
@snackswe
@snackswe 2 года назад
:D
@Lokie-os9ht
@Lokie-os9ht 2 года назад
:D
@averyinterestingpineapple6038
@averyinterestingpineapple6038 2 года назад
:D
@kelcata
@kelcata 2 года назад
:D
@vadernation1233
@vadernation1233 2 года назад
:D
@midievalcat7770
@midievalcat7770 4 года назад
How to be a pirate Normal person: steal stuff from other ships Grey: B R A N D I N G
@gingerinajacket8519
@gingerinajacket8519 4 года назад
I mean one of those, according to Grey, leads to the other in 4/5 scenarios. The weight those scenarios are in question, maybe you are confident that you can take on the pirates because you have more real guns, maybe you are looking at the first chance to jump ship to join the pirates. Maybe you are delusional enough to fight more often than surrender when you have a weaker crew.
@ahmedamine24
@ahmedamine24 4 года назад
@@gingerinajacket8519 I wonder how many fake guns the pirates had.
@kingturboturtlednoc5722
@kingturboturtlednoc5722 4 года назад
@@ahmedamine24 probably a lot, after all the scarier they look the more likely enemies are to surrender, and enemies won't think they're fake since, why hide fake guns?
@deanspanos8210
@deanspanos8210 4 года назад
I tried to sail the high seas....brought my BitTorrent, eye patch and 🦜 too. The Somalians did not take too kindly.
@yassinzakar
@yassinzakar 4 года назад
​Pirates wouldn't also be stupid to try to pick up a fight with military ship and etc. They probably used also the camouflage to check on the target ship.
@MemesnShet
@MemesnShet 4 года назад
*CGP Greybeard*
@fancyfox3602
@fancyfox3602 4 года назад
*YES*
@treycoors2977
@treycoors2977 4 года назад
The clear choice in these trying times
@namenamename390
@namenamename390 4 года назад
This is a comment deservant of the top position.
@non1263
@non1263 4 года назад
If he knows the thu'um then count me in!
@FlamebladeCotWW
@FlamebladeCotWW 4 года назад
*YES*
@bigmeek4705
@bigmeek4705 3 года назад
The little "Yarr" of the captian defending his canvas gets me every time. Just like "Hey bro, that aint cool".
@eltonmateusnevesneves
@eltonmateusnevesneves 2 года назад
Yarr... uncool
@lekoman
@lekoman 2 года назад
“Hey… I worked hard on that!”
@carrott36
@carrott36 2 года назад
Dude, Uncool
@dextersauve5491
@dextersauve5491 2 года назад
Ain't not aint
@spunkyspaz
@spunkyspaz Год назад
"Boop".
@jadenborowsky5584
@jadenborowsky5584 2 года назад
The fact that the captain’s voice is muffled while he’s in the barrel at 0:45 is amazing
@generalkermit6421
@generalkermit6421 2 года назад
yeah
@nerd_nato564
@nerd_nato564 Год назад
I know it's either an editing trick or just his hand, but I'd like to imagine Grey just popping out of the barrel in whatever room he records these in.
@AnimeFan-wd5pq
@AnimeFan-wd5pq 4 года назад
CGP grey: talks about theft and slowly torturing people to death Also CGP grey: *BRANDING*
@blackjack7654
@blackjack7654 4 года назад
The only thing more sinister than a pirate is a marketer
@dwightwilliams5892
@dwightwilliams5892 4 года назад
@@blackjack7654 "Marketeering!:
@VodShod
@VodShod 4 года назад
@@blackjack7654 aye! all fear ye marketeer.
@ericc9321
@ericc9321 4 года назад
National conversation: Talking about looting CGP: [pirate shanties intensify]
@j-dog7767
@j-dog7767 4 года назад
Jesus that’s a lot of likes in half an hour
@mujdaameen4609
@mujdaameen4609 3 года назад
3:29 "That captain is a fool and probably cruel treating his men like mule while admiring a jewel the whole crew sick of his rule!" Captain: Dude, Uncool
@chicken8664
@chicken8664 3 года назад
Oversimplified meme Imao
@sixsquare1177
@sixsquare1177 3 года назад
Ahh a man of culture I see.
@danielbrawley4141
@danielbrawley4141 3 года назад
It's the holy words
@lukko6117
@lukko6117 3 года назад
Top 10 comments ever
@spankyjr8663
@spankyjr8663 3 года назад
Oversimplified and this channel are so similar and amazing!!! 😍😍😍
@grenademann4022
@grenademann4022 3 года назад
Interviewer: So why did you choose to be a pirate? Me: The captain called me his boy
@thraexgladiator
@thraexgladiator 2 года назад
*"M'Lad"*
@jonavanderpal
@jonavanderpal 2 года назад
I felt that.
@phantomwarrior2978
@phantomwarrior2978 2 года назад
Old sport
@jin_cotl
@jin_cotl 2 года назад
@@phantomwarrior2978 “so are you trying that out or is it a keeper?”
@suz5191
@suz5191 3 года назад
Grey's subtle voice acting in these videos is GOLDEN
@lseangaming4137
@lseangaming4137 2 года назад
subtle?
@suz5191
@suz5191 2 года назад
@@lseangaming4137 I say subtle cause it's still very clearly his own voice, he's not really changing it all that much but he's adding just enough to give the different characters, well, character
@jeffersonfan393
@jeffersonfan393 4 года назад
I’m stuck in an infinite loop between the captains version and quartermasters version help.
@regendthe___guy1507
@regendthe___guy1507 4 года назад
Is this Requiem?
@aldar8240
@aldar8240 4 года назад
@@regendthe___guy1507 wha-
@itsvhere4327
@itsvhere4327 4 года назад
You got some company
@somebodyhere3160
@somebodyhere3160 4 года назад
You have brothers in arms and booty in hands
@nightinqs
@nightinqs 4 года назад
Immortal Guard Dog Kore ga.... Requiem.
@abc-oq7dt
@abc-oq7dt 4 года назад
"But fake guns don't shoot now, do they?" Is my favourite bit
@Mitaka.Kotsuka
@Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 года назад
mine too
@speedy01247
@speedy01247 4 года назад
I agree, the way he says it.
@jamesbaxter222
@jamesbaxter222 4 года назад
Booty be licious
@tomassanz2003
@tomassanz2003 4 года назад
Oh that’s not jolly That’s not jolly at all
@glowcloudwheatproducts495
@glowcloudwheatproducts495 4 года назад
For some reason that part made me think of flapjack
@devilsadvocate.
@devilsadvocate. 2 года назад
I love how Jolly and slightly psychotic this captian character you've created is. He's so passively happy about the atrocities he has commited.
@sasirekha319
@sasirekha319 3 года назад
"A court of the captain where his crew can complain." Followed by, "...corrodes a captain's confidence in command. Given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." Jeez the amount of alliteration and the fact that it is by design makes me want to draw a parallel between V from V for Vendetta and C from CGP Grey. Pretty impressive!!
@janehates
@janehates 4 года назад
The way you say “fake guns don’t shoot, now do they?” Was beautiful
@mazzalnx
@mazzalnx 4 года назад
The slap on the back nearly killed me. Such perfect delivery.
@Wolforce
@Wolforce 4 года назад
It was, indeed, perfect.
@swamppass
@swamppass 4 года назад
It was very Flapjack-esque and I loved it
@joshuazhong2520
@joshuazhong2520 4 года назад
1:30
@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998
@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 4 года назад
@@joshuazhong2520 thanks, for me and a few others, your time stamp saved a few seconds each, perhaps even 10
@MinhTran-ss2my
@MinhTran-ss2my 4 года назад
"Booty be licious" Never the same after realizing this truth.
@lapoco5678
@lapoco5678 3 года назад
Free booty
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад
👅💦 'licious booty
@Botassiumm
@Botassiumm 3 года назад
🍑👅
@snoopyguy21
@snoopyguy21 3 года назад
Confirmed that Grey listens to Beyonce
@mjtman4889
@mjtman4889 3 года назад
The booty warrior
@beroulga
@beroulga 2 года назад
"booty, be licious" is one of the greatest phrases I have ever heard. well played Grey and co.
@abasdarhon
@abasdarhon 3 года назад
That entire alternate scenario with very dark and grim tones at 3:05 ending with an affectionate BOOP! kills me every time.
@agentb42
@agentb42 4 года назад
How is Grey doing? Grey: *Posts 4 videos in 2 months* I guess he's doing pretty well
@TS-jm7jm
@TS-jm7jm 4 года назад
arguably he's not feeling well
@karmaplant1801
@karmaplant1801 4 года назад
Listening to Cortex like: How are you doing Grey? "I am actually doing GREAT!!!"
@MyLittleMagneton
@MyLittleMagneton 4 года назад
~ 2 proper videos
@sofuswurtz5951
@sofuswurtz5951 4 года назад
Corona?
@oliverm1255
@oliverm1255 4 года назад
@@MyLittleMagneton Yeh this one din't have the quality of a CGPgrey video.
@telodxpd
@telodxpd 3 года назад
This captain sounds like one of those villains you generally cheer for in movies.
@minorcomet282
@minorcomet282 2 года назад
He seems happy, but he knows the dangers of Piratehood. Ironically, this is in-line with his motivation of "Branding". He seems happy, but this is an illusion. Only because he wants his "customers" to not fight.
@SamJD1976
@SamJD1976 2 года назад
Exactly
@Syllencecraft
@Syllencecraft 2 года назад
Hades.
@minorcomet282
@minorcomet282 2 года назад
@@Syllencecraft hAIDS
@gregs1245
@gregs1245 2 года назад
Branding
@TheGachaDilby
@TheGachaDilby 2 года назад
I just noticed when the captain says “It be all about branding” the quartermaster just look at him with this look that says “Are you sure about that?!”
@leia2968
@leia2968 Год назад
Time stamp: 0:03
@loanwanning3441
@loanwanning3441 2 года назад
That little boop at 3:16 really got me.
@ianr4343
@ianr4343 4 года назад
It must have been extremely hard to not talk about tumbleweeds. He even went where tumbleweeds can't get to him.
@mickys8065
@mickys8065 4 года назад
That's what they want you to think
@ricecake1228
@ricecake1228 4 года назад
Waterweeds!
@richtigmann1
@richtigmann1 4 года назад
SwimmingWeeds!
@nepunepu5894
@nepunepu5894 4 года назад
@@richtigmann1 surfer tumble weeds
@zachcrawford5
@zachcrawford5 4 года назад
Yet.
@yellobanana6456
@yellobanana6456 3 года назад
"Fake guns don't shoot, nOw dO tHeY?" This guy is cheekier than a peach. He's awesome.
@stuck_around
@stuck_around 3 года назад
grey sounded a bit like flapjack there lol
@gangsta74110
@gangsta74110 3 года назад
" *boop* "
@speedybp5950
@speedybp5950 3 года назад
Time stamp: 1:30
@jamersbazuka8055
@jamersbazuka8055 3 года назад
Cheekier than a booty?
@myusername3689
@myusername3689 3 года назад
@@jamersbazuka8055 yes
@kingvideogames
@kingvideogames 2 года назад
2:38 I like to think that the quartermaster was once another worker for the navy ship before defecting, based on what the Captain is saying lining up with what he's doing.
@littleblueclovers
@littleblueclovers 3 года назад
CGP did a fantastic job playing a charming character. The captain was so fun to listen to (and a great contrast from the tired and book-smarter quartermaster)
@t.b.m.5718
@t.b.m.5718 4 года назад
Branding even knows to leave out the word “scurvy”.
@emilyscloset2648
@emilyscloset2648 4 года назад
It's all marketing!
@elijahdage5523
@elijahdage5523 4 года назад
That's well implied.
@Nilguiri
@Nilguiri 4 года назад
and weevils.
@seigeengine
@seigeengine 4 года назад
Was scurvy particularly common among pirates? It really oughtn't have been, but stupidity is vast.
@VallenChaosValiant
@VallenChaosValiant 4 года назад
@@seigeengine Cure for scurvy was found for a long time, but then Europe invented Canning and had the stupid idea of canning lime juice, which destroys the Vitamin C. So suddenly lime juice doesn't work anymore and the sailors blamed the juice and stop drinking them.
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 4 года назад
The boop. The boop is the best part of this. I will remember nothing else if not the boop. Thank you Græy, for the boop.
@BradyPostma
@BradyPostma 4 года назад
3:16
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios 4 года назад
Boop gave me life
@stuartyeo5354
@stuartyeo5354 4 года назад
(1:58)"please present your booty" was also pretty good imo
@caffeineaholic
@caffeineaholic 4 года назад
Boop!
@christianweibrecht6555
@christianweibrecht6555 4 года назад
I'm surprised I'm a pirate than I transform into sombra while booping him
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 2 года назад
What I took from this and the quartermaster's edition is that the imperial and merchant ship crews do not own their ship's cargo. So they have no built in incentive to defend it. But the pirates get to keep the booty that they steal. So they have a built in incentive to go after it. But the pirates don't have many ports to go to for repairs or surgeons to go to when they get hurt. So they have a built in disincentive to actually fight for their plunder. So peaceful surrender is the dominant strategy, unless the empire and the investors impose pretty stiff penalties on people who surrender and/or great rewards on those who choose to fight the pirates. Rewards are costly. So penalties are going to be the dominant strategy for the empire "Defend my cargo or be hung once we get back to port." But private investors don't have the authority to issue criminal punishments. So you would expect them to give greater monetary incentives to fight, because all they can do if you surrender is fire you.
@Sewblon
@Sewblon 2 года назад
@AeonReign You mean when privateering becomes an option?
@Taeban42
@Taeban42 3 года назад
Day 247: I've been talking the captain and the quartermaster on loop. There is no time for sleep, and just barely enough time to scrounge the necessary sustenance to continue. I wonder if I'll ever escape this maddening loop.
@gladyspenaloza7722
@gladyspenaloza7722 2 года назад
F
@yeeboi3210
@yeeboi3210 2 года назад
F
@chgeri2232
@chgeri2232 4 года назад
I still have no idea what this guy's channel is actually about
@DaMu24
@DaMu24 4 года назад
Everything you want to know but didn't know you wanted to know.
@timothymonk1356
@timothymonk1356 4 года назад
@@DaMu24 Few channels better scratch that itch for profound novelty
@Cryothia
@Cryothia 4 года назад
Yes
@TreyGamr58
@TreyGamr58 4 года назад
The best random edutainment on the platform
@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive
@HebrewsElevenTwentyFive 4 года назад
It be providing proof pertaining to Epstein's predicament.
@megaagentj2248
@megaagentj2248 4 года назад
I love how the captain sounded genuinely sad when the cannon cover was criticised
@spooky4124
@spooky4124 3 года назад
*sad yarr*
@Shadethewolfy
@Shadethewolfy 3 года назад
WHY ARE YOU SPELLING IT WITH ONLY TWO NS?? Isn't it spelled "cannon"? "Canon" is like the type of music and lore pertaining to a story, isn't it??
@smartart6841
@smartart6841 3 года назад
@@Shadethewolfy yup
@El_Hornio_II
@El_Hornio_II 3 года назад
@@Shadethewolfy fuckin chill, I've seen Grammar Nazis but man you're the Grammar Gestapo
@danny_7505
@danny_7505 3 года назад
True
@hlibushok
@hlibushok Год назад
"Knowing this Chance Corrodes a Captain's Confidence in Command, given the Crew's Critique oh his Conduct Could Conclude his Career." It's probably the best one of Grey.
@fazdoll
@fazdoll 3 года назад
3:37 in that cross-section of the ship, the ship is tilted, but the hanging chandelier over the Empire Captain's table is mostly straight. Of course, it's hanging from a chain and responds to gravity.
@bergonius
@bergonius 4 года назад
I love how captain sound a bit offended when recruit dislikes the canvas camouflage. Brilliant!
@peterjalgalado2243
@peterjalgalado2243 4 года назад
Yeah
@legokenobi1185
@legokenobi1185 4 года назад
Yeah, he's like, "hey, I painted that by myself"
@unculturedswine5583
@unculturedswine5583 3 года назад
@@legokenobi1185 what can I say he loves branding
@amodgawade4323
@amodgawade4323 3 года назад
Yaar it only look good from afar he says in a distruaght manner
@TheKathylamwy
@TheKathylamwy 3 года назад
500th like nice
@christopherstewart3650
@christopherstewart3650 3 года назад
Is wonder if two pirate ships both were flying false flags then they went close to each other then showed the jolly Roger and the crew just stared at each other
@mettatonsagent7541
@mettatonsagent7541 3 года назад
“Well this is awkward”
@Jake-ch5cy
@Jake-ch5cy 3 года назад
Then a ship of the Empire comes by and now there’s a 3-way-stare
@lovell8983
@lovell8983 3 года назад
@Félix Sánchez "HoW DO yOu dO fEllOw cOuNtRyMEn?"
@B2wasTaken
@B2wasTaken 3 года назад
@@avw5kt monster jam with boats
@samuelalphabet5360
@samuelalphabet5360 3 года назад
@@avw5kt There's plenty of valuables to go around. Your goal as a pirate is to get away with theft with as little risk to yourself as possible. Think of it on a small scale. Instead of pirates, imagine they're two muggers. Do you really wanna get into a knife fight with someone just for their wallet? Or would you rather leave each other alone, and go mug somebody weak and defenseless, who will most likely just give you their wallet without a struggle.
@iexpectedthespanishinquisi1657
@iexpectedthespanishinquisi1657 3 года назад
3:11 and if you lose you will beg for mercy for the last and longest moments of your life. BOOP! I loved that line
@nickkytesla5897
@nickkytesla5897 9 месяцев назад
And now im playing Sid Meiers: Pirates! with this on lol 😂
@fernandesl
@fernandesl 4 года назад
The number of times the word "booty" was said here is way above the average of this channel
@Santti1989
@Santti1989 4 года назад
Uh oh, the arbitrary gods of RU-vid might see this as Grey impersonating himself again.
@kingturboturtlednoc5722
@kingturboturtlednoc5722 4 года назад
@@Santti1989 Don't you just hate it when you steal your own identity?
@DankstaTV
@DankstaTV 4 года назад
if a pirate ye be, ye have booty in hand if talk about pirates ye do, ye have booty in mouth
@alenasenie6928
@alenasenie6928 4 года назад
"I think there has been plenty of booty"
@MikeThomassen
@MikeThomassen 4 года назад
There were 13 spoken "bootys" and 5 unspoken "bootys" :-)
@luciandust2355
@luciandust2355 4 года назад
Grey spent half his quarantine learning how to talk like a pirate. Edit: Haha, very funny, this aged poorly. Please stop spamming my notifs over it.
@vaclav_fejt
@vaclav_fejt 4 года назад
by Mad Cap'n Tom
@flordelphinta
@flordelphinta 4 года назад
and weeds
@infeer3053
@infeer3053 4 года назад
Yep
@RunaurufuOfficial
@RunaurufuOfficial 4 года назад
yar!!!!
@r.k.fawkes7360
@r.k.fawkes7360 4 года назад
Y O U A R E A S P A C E S H I P M A T E Y
@jovesun8303
@jovesun8303 2 года назад
The pirate captain method of 'rules' Grey mentions were most often used by a pirate named Edward Low who was notorious for savagely torturing his victims, sometimes for fun, and was considered one of the most bloodthirsty pirates of the Golden Age of Piracy. Each pirate crew drew up their own version of the rules amongst thenselves before setting sail, but a lot of the 'rules' were very similar in general.
@wassapM8
@wassapM8 2 года назад
I like how the Quartermaster leaves a longer explanation because he knows pirating a lot better than the captain himself.
@cameraboimykul
@cameraboimykul 4 года назад
"Yar it need only look good from afar" He sounds so hurt
@Darthwgamer
@Darthwgamer 3 года назад
Basically girls in Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook and others.
@bananacat4945
@bananacat4945 3 года назад
Booty belicious
@mrjoe332
@mrjoe332 3 года назад
He definitely painted it himself
@21owlgirl72
@21owlgirl72 3 года назад
Id give the captain a good job
@dinamosflams
@dinamosflams 3 года назад
He spent the whole night on that painting, a little consideration would be nice 🥺
@durdleduc8520
@durdleduc8520 4 года назад
this blend between Pirate Talk and Grey Talk is really messing with me
@-dennis3755
@-dennis3755 4 года назад
@Beta it's Greyt*
@sabrinagibby4167
@sabrinagibby4167 4 года назад
+
@sammin101
@sammin101 4 года назад
I kept thinking he’d stop doing the pirate voice, but alas no
@francozan
@francozan 4 года назад
As a non native english speaker, this was really difficult to understand
@Devalation
@Devalation 4 года назад
It comes more naturally than any of us expected
@kamathonxander1
@kamathonxander1 3 года назад
"[...] Knowing this chance corrodes a captain's confidence in command given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." What a masterpiece of a sentence :D
@Pacster15
@Pacster15 Год назад
"If ye fight and if ye lose, we will torture crewmen to death while others watch." I love how he just casually shifts to murderous in one second.
@seanbrady2232
@seanbrady2232 4 года назад
“Brands must mean something, that’s why we torture!” Cool, now do Amazon!
@finnaginfrost6297
@finnaginfrost6297 4 года назад
*Cool, he did Amazon!
@FirstNameLastName-qt2hz
@FirstNameLastName-qt2hz 4 года назад
O O F
@glenngriffon8032
@glenngriffon8032 4 года назад
Same thing, different icon.
@stm7810
@stm7810 4 года назад
"Brands must mean something, that’s why we torture!” -Every capitalist.
@RainaRamsay
@RainaRamsay 4 года назад
+
@jasonzheng8257
@jasonzheng8257 4 года назад
3:11 Let’s just appreciate that “Boop” added by the Captain
@-JustHuman-
@-JustHuman- 3 года назад
Yeah, the "boop" part really made me smile, would join only for that.
@cockmaster314
@cockmaster314 3 года назад
I fecking live for the boop
@theinsomniacpotato9002
@theinsomniacpotato9002 3 года назад
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
@AimlessSavant
@AimlessSavant 3 года назад
"it be fer tha marketing!"
@DivalTheFroge
@DivalTheFroge 3 года назад
'Boop' best part!
@Cushinho
@Cushinho 3 года назад
2:24 "i scorn to do anyone a mischief, when it not for my advantage" ... though you are a sneaking puppy! :D
@vo117man
@vo117man Год назад
1:23 "Branding is image, not reality" is an excellent quote.
@its_deer
@its_deer 4 года назад
"I'm gonna make a pirate video with lots of rhyme, to the top of the recommended list we shall climb" ~CGP Grey, probably
@AegixDrakan
@AegixDrakan 3 года назад
This needs more likes, for it to be so low is nothing but yikes!
@kingofsomething3250
@kingofsomething3250 3 года назад
"We're going to get 139K likes, or we're going to stick the haters's heads on pikes!" -CGP Grey, most likely.
@friedlemons5201
@friedlemons5201 3 года назад
bruh I thought it was an allegory for socioeconomic ideologies or something....
@spidertiger585
@spidertiger585 3 года назад
i be late but, "CGP" "CCP"
@gormauslander
@gormauslander Год назад
Gruntilda of the high seas
@WrathOfMega
@WrathOfMega 4 года назад
"I'd like to talk to that guy before I decide..." I smell another video coming.
@batterylevellow5473
@batterylevellow5473 4 года назад
Maybe thats why this video is so hard to dissect. Maybe its about getting jobs and how people try to make you join? I think you're right about the 2nd video thing for sure.
@hinkles73
@hinkles73 4 года назад
If you're Grey and you read the comment above this and this reply, I want to tell you you could use the open ending to set up a Director's Commentary or something.
@kimerlioliver4087
@kimerlioliver4087 4 года назад
He had better.
@warboy9941
@warboy9941 4 года назад
Probably about the bad side of pirate life
@yeongcherry
@yeongcherry 4 года назад
or maybe the story of the very first pirate and how he influence others to become a pirate.
@TheGroundedCoffee
@TheGroundedCoffee 3 года назад
Man CGP Grey has such an awesome way with words. Every sentence or block of sentences is so carefully arranged that it takes quite some views to uncover them all.
@stephanieparker1250
@stephanieparker1250 3 года назад
Ok the “boop!” Sent me over the edge 🤣
@Milkra
@Milkra 4 года назад
The captain slapping the guy on the back took up 99% of this episode’s animation budget
@karlwheeler9076
@karlwheeler9076 4 года назад
Sorry I don’t get it, could you please explain for some of us more dim witted folks?
@Wonders_of_Reality
@Wonders_of_Reality 4 года назад
At which time point exactly?
@maximkovalkov1334
@maximkovalkov1334 4 года назад
1:31
@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr
@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr 4 года назад
@@karlwheeler9076 Its sarcasm, the arm is actually animated when normally everything is just pictures sliding around.
@mico6155
@mico6155 4 года назад
@@BillyBobJimJoeJeffJr You need to look up what sarcasm means, because that has literally nothing to do with sarcasm. That's just a joke. Stop trying to label everything...
@was023
@was023 4 года назад
Their branding was so effective that even today pirates are one of the most recognisable groups of people in history
@jdotoz
@jdotoz 4 года назад
And, outside the romanticized fictional past, the most hated. Piracy these days is considered a crime against all of civilization, and some nations claim the authority to prosecute any act of piracy on the high seas. Even back in the "golden age," being captured more or less meant hanging for the amusement of the locals.
@jdotoz
@jdotoz 4 года назад
@@yi8036 While the UK certainly had many, many capital crimes on the books, it seems that the death penalty wasn't actually carried out as often as that suggests. For example, from 1770-1830 only about 20% of the 35,000 death sentences handed down were actually executed. But even after significant capital punishment reform began in the 1830s, "piracy with violence" (which was written such that just about any forceful act of piracy could count) remained a capital offense. In fact, it was tied with treason as the last civilian capital offense in the UK to have its penalty reduced to life imprisonment.
@shg45
@shg45 4 года назад
Shoutouts to the RU-vid channels that uploads pirated compilations like "Family Guy Funny Moments" for the love of the show.
@chinmaymathur7000
@chinmaymathur7000 4 года назад
These pirates are good though, they bring us movies which we missed to see in cinema for free!!
@TerribleInThOriginal
@TerribleInThOriginal 4 года назад
@@jdotoz I think the question id like to ask is why so few of those death sentences were executed, because my guess runs a lot closer to "died in prison from bad conditions first" than anyone being released. And of course piracy is a crime against nations. Pirates were nationless. Privateers were mercinaries, controlable, but pirates were not. Not saying piracy was GOOD, but it's... A pretty understandable alternative when you look at the options sometimes.
@MR2car
@MR2car 3 года назад
"Surprise ! Pirates ! Please present your Booty" is my new favorite phrase to say, in and out of context. It could be the new "Surprise Spanish Inquisition"
@petermileo8279
@petermileo8279 Год назад
I like how this video and the quartermasters video refer to the other and can be watched in whatever order
@Pepino8A
@Pepino8A 4 года назад
First SpaceX Rocket with Humans lauches CGP Grey: Yarr
@K9nn9th
@K9nn9th 4 года назад
Was juz watching that livestream on NASA then notification popped up XD
@drakeisacake
@drakeisacake 4 года назад
And he is going to play splatoon instead if rocket
@keco185
@keco185 4 года назад
Both are ships. One of sea and one of space
@stephenbergthold5499
@stephenbergthold5499 4 года назад
i thought that it got canceled
@euhenyo4443
@euhenyo4443 4 года назад
Space Pirates!
@whirvis
@whirvis 4 года назад
CGP Grey sounds like he'd be a Dr. Seuss version of a pirate
@AFriendlyTheo
@AFriendlyTheo 4 года назад
If Grey were an author, I'd expect a style similar to Dr.Seuss, but much wiser, way more informative, and a lot more bloodlust
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater
@Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 года назад
Lol
@cloud_and_proud
@cloud_and_proud 4 года назад
Well, you see, he's doing this very niche and little-known style of writing called "poetry," and, little known fact: Dr. Seuss happened to also like writing in this obscure style.
@cloud_and_proud
@cloud_and_proud 4 года назад
Jokes aside, do you actually think his style of poetry is similar to Dr. Seuss, or was he just the first poet to jump into your head?
@snoopyguy21
@snoopyguy21 3 года назад
Everytime I watch this, I get the feeling that Grey knows more about pop culture than he lets on.
@lucystarlight8887
@lucystarlight8887 2 года назад
The captain seems genuinely hurt when the recruit tells him his painting sucks. I feel bad for him.
@j.wberger3479
@j.wberger3479 4 года назад
This is why I like Captain Edward Teach “Blackbeard”. He was such a master at marketing his brand and image he is still remembered today.
@EGRJ
@EGRJ 4 года назад
I just finished listening to the Our Fake History podcast episodes on him. He lasted two years.
@noahhorner231
@noahhorner231 4 года назад
And yet we still remember him. Was he a highly successful pirate? No. Was he even a good pirate? Not really. Why is he remembered? BRANDING.
@alexanderrobins7497
@alexanderrobins7497 4 года назад
It is like how I remember the pirate ship run by a couple women, one of whom was disguised as a man for awhile.
@hubertblastinoff9001
@hubertblastinoff9001 4 года назад
@@alexanderrobins7497 Wasn't there also once the case where a disguised woman tried to hit on another disguised woman?
@jiaqishao4357
@jiaqishao4357 4 года назад
J.W Berger I know right? He really showed the world his brand when he killed Edward Newgate.
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 3 года назад
"I scorn to do anyone a mischief..." This guy just raised the bar for national talk like a pirate day.
@Iacedrom54
@Iacedrom54 3 года назад
It's (reportedly) a quote from an actual pirate! Black Sam Bellamy.
@PaulTheSkeptic
@PaulTheSkeptic 3 года назад
@@Iacedrom54 Cool.
@danbrooks5060
@danbrooks5060 Год назад
@@Iacedrom54 wow! that line instantly stood out to me - i wondered if it was recorded in a primary source like Charles Johnson: _A General History of the Pyrates_
@certifiedfurry
@certifiedfurry 2 года назад
1:59 "Please present your booty!" _begins twerking_ "No, Jeff, that's not what they mean"
@DomyTheMad420
@DomyTheMad420 Год назад
i love the jolly + menacing *boop* 3:59 "it's hylarious"
@bennemann
@bennemann 4 года назад
Can we just take a moment to appreciate: "That captain is a fool, and probably cruel, treating his men like mule, feeding them gruel, while admiring a jewel, the whole crew sick of his rule." Timestamp 3:29.
@sleystad872
@sleystad872 4 года назад
Poetry.
@iau
@iau 4 года назад
Also 3:52: "Knowing this chance Corrodes a Captain's Confidence in Command, given the Crew's Critique of his Conduct Could Conclude his Career."
@wanwinters9961
@wanwinters9961 4 года назад
beautifully done
@theextreem
@theextreem 4 года назад
Bars
@williamhartman5424
@williamhartman5424 4 года назад
Sounds like something out of You Suck at Cooking
@PeterSiasoyco
@PeterSiasoyco 4 года назад
pirate: Pls present yer booty Me: well then...
@junkyardjoe1419
@junkyardjoe1419 4 года назад
Update your sub count.
@cking4869
@cking4869 4 года назад
Since you have no videos, your banner is pointless and I love it
@IAmTheAce5
@IAmTheAce5 4 года назад
[full moon]
@alifathi3645
@alifathi3645 3 года назад
*Help me, I’ve been stuck in this loop for almost a year now*
@ItachiUchiha-bt8yp
@ItachiUchiha-bt8yp 2 года назад
there is no escapeeeee
@Nauta_
@Nauta_ Год назад
The translation of "pissing pants" to "sullying pantaloons" are just gold
@dododododododo-a-do-a251
@dododododododo-a-do-a251 4 года назад
Pirates in fiction: Argh, laddies! We will fight for glory and treasure, and fight to our dying breath for our brotherhood! Pirates in reality: * *psychological warfare* *
@Aldowyn
@Aldowyn 4 года назад
You play AC4? Blackbeard was all about this Well, until he got pissed off, but that didn't end well for him
@Rayan-bj8wn
@Rayan-bj8wn 4 года назад
Oh lad, don't ya mean brandin'
@maxmichalik4938
@maxmichalik4938 4 года назад
@@Aldowyn What's AC4?
@A76noname
@A76noname 4 года назад
@Max Michalik Assassin's Creed 4
@JewTube001
@JewTube001 4 года назад
in reality that's the fiction the pirates themselves cultivated.
@adamosman2142
@adamosman2142 4 года назад
"We don't want to torture, understand?" Grey would make a truly terrifying pirate.
@danielmoelders7290
@danielmoelders7290 4 года назад
I think quite the contrary. He doesn't want to fight and torture, but he will do it if needed. It's all branding. If you surrender everything is great, but if you fight you will regret it.
@notachannle
@notachannle 4 года назад
@@danielmoelders7290 yeah, thats called terror
@luongmaihunggia
@luongmaihunggia 4 года назад
Do ya fear death?
@jdotoz
@jdotoz 4 года назад
@@danielmoelders7290 Unless your enemy believes that you will be as cruel as you threaten to be, your threat will fail. That credibility has to be built somehow.
@adamosman2142
@adamosman2142 4 года назад
@@jdotoz someone has to be tortured, but you don't want to torture everyone. It's an optimisation problem.
@enderger5308
@enderger5308 3 года назад
The most underrated joke in the video: “Those poor sea-man sods yonder”
@DutchBlackMantha
@DutchBlackMantha 3 года назад
2:03-2:20 Pay attention to the music. You probably didn't notice the first time you watched it, but touches like that really help with the atmosphere.
@aspenpawarts9333
@aspenpawarts9333 4 года назад
Grey doing a pirate voice is all I’ve ever wanted and more
@manopeace9175
@manopeace9175 4 года назад
Pirate CGP GPS voice when?
@anthonykwasigroh9819
@anthonykwasigroh9819 4 года назад
“Boop”
@gaminggeckos4388
@gaminggeckos4388 4 года назад
Not even doing a voice, just using pirate lingo in a normal, everyday voice, which is even funnier.
@fenhen
@fenhen 4 года назад
*Grey
@sovietagent9303
@sovietagent9303 4 года назад
Me too
@ChessedGamon
@ChessedGamon 4 года назад
So this is what Grey was doing when he wasn’t uploading.
@Zaccancook
@Zaccancook 4 года назад
ya
@vanguard616
@vanguard616 4 года назад
@@Zaccancook Yarr*
@kovaxim
@kovaxim 4 года назад
I'm glad I got to see this as it set sail.
@bigmo611
@bigmo611 4 года назад
Yarp
@glumbortango7182
@glumbortango7182 4 года назад
Boop
@morthostalisint1720
@morthostalisint1720 3 года назад
I've now been in this loop for 226 days. Help me. EDIT: Now 256 days.
@glerasaurus7075
@glerasaurus7075 2 года назад
I love repeating this video since I can't get enough of CGP grey voice in upbeat and cheerful tone in whole video. Very entertaining!
@danielmccully706
@danielmccully706 4 года назад
"But lose and you might beg for mercy in the last and longest moments of your life... BOOP" - CGP Grey 2020
@stewartpalbourne6225
@stewartpalbourne6225 4 года назад
BOOP
@GrueneVanilleWaffel
@GrueneVanilleWaffel 4 года назад
boop (:
@mmmk1616
@mmmk1616 4 года назад
Boop-Oop-a-Doop!
@Jay99420
@Jay99420 4 года назад
Ah, the overwatch trailer reference
@Prizzlesticks
@Prizzlesticks 3 года назад
I just need a shirt that says BRANDING with a pirate flag and rainbow, and beneath in tiny script, "boop!" Please.
@StrokeMahEgo
@StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад
@@TrashPanda5150 yea, but it's cooler if grey makes it official merch, that way you're supporting a creator you enjoy
@megans4211
@megans4211 3 года назад
+
@Bagimations
@Bagimations 3 года назад
I want. NOW
@ilikepie4685
@ilikepie4685 3 года назад
I need this.
@Bagimations
@Bagimations 3 года назад
I do want. NOW. XD
@graveltheblock5578
@graveltheblock5578 Год назад
I can't wait to go on a pirate adventure with my nakamas only to get me hanged off the bow of the ship with my intestines as rope
@aminelazrak5228
@aminelazrak5228 3 года назад
love the investement on the vocab n impressions as much as the content xD great job really
@10kanutt
@10kanutt 4 года назад
"We be holding a court; a court of the captain, whose crew can complain. Knowing this chance corrodes the Captains confidence in command, given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." The alliteration. It's TOO GOOD!
@sebastianjost
@sebastianjost 3 года назад
That must have taken quite some time to come up with.
@mrmacman2u
@mrmacman2u 3 года назад
I read this as it played! Timing!
@alba2162
@alba2162 3 года назад
@@mrmacman2u same
@SlashBolt
@SlashBolt 4 года назад
Grey: You don't want to be a dictator, it's a lot of responsibility. Also Grey: You totally want to be a pirate, it's easy and fun!
@maxlife459
@maxlife459 4 года назад
It can be argued that pirates are self-filtering: only people that want to be pirates are pirates. Those living under a dictator are not given such a filter; They may not be able to leave for any reason.
@elloo98
@elloo98 4 года назад
Through intense study of your coment I have concluded that Grey is in fact ancap as fuck.
@wppb50
@wppb50 4 года назад
@@maxlife459 That's the reason why... as unsatisfying as it is, it might be for the best when murderous dictators aren't fully prosecuted on the international stage. When a dictator is coming up against, let us say, the conclusion of his term of office, it might be best all around if he has the option to embezzle a modest but comfortable retirement fund and retire somewhere scenic in the French countryside. Some will always drag things out until they've done the full Mussolini, but an alternative to a short drop with a sudden stop gives an incentive not to drag out the violence into the "to the last bullet" stage of the fighting.
@Guztav1337
@Guztav1337 4 года назад
""easy""
@Kaiasky
@Kaiasky 4 года назад
@@elloo98 I don't think so, if you listen to Hello Internet that seems pretty far from his position. And like, much of the point of this video is that private property (the Crown's ship being property of the Crown) comes from the ability to do violence to protect that property (killing mutineers). Most ancaps I've talked to have taken private property as a natural right, or as an intrinsically valuable property.
@imusingwindowsbtw1469
@imusingwindowsbtw1469 3 года назад
2:00 "Please present your booty"
@peteralexandergraae2830
@peteralexandergraae2830 Год назад
I really feel like it is worth mentioning, that among gold and other cargo, slave-transports were also frequently raided by pirates
@yasminceleste3844
@yasminceleste3844 4 года назад
You might be tortured “Boop! :) “
@Texan.Insomniac
@Texan.Insomniac 4 года назад
3:13
@Demonetizedh8re
@Demonetizedh8re 4 года назад
*B O O P*
@moonsaer
@moonsaer 4 года назад
Best part!
@poisontango
@poisontango 4 года назад
I like imagining Grey pace back and forth in his home office, deliberating the most effective script, and rehearsing ways to perfectly articulate these lines over and over again, during quarantine.
@GoneZombie
@GoneZombie 4 года назад
Thunder crackles in the background.
@MartinFeatherstone
@MartinFeatherstone 4 года назад
Loving labouring over 'lliteration.
@OneFoxTwoFox
@OneFoxTwoFox 4 года назад
He better be doing it in the right zone!!!!
4 года назад
You mean in "spaceship you"?
@yasminafarih3681
@yasminafarih3681 4 года назад
With rain and thunder sounds in the background
@logans3365
@logans3365 Год назад
Well after hearing from both the captain and the quartermaster, I can confidently say that I would probably have been a pirate.
@sevenaries
@sevenaries 3 года назад
The captain embodies the philosophy: "Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick"
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 3 года назад
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад
"We want free booty. When we ask for booty, booty to be granted, and bounce." When an animator is better than most rappers of 2020.
@attackofthejiggli
@attackofthejiggli 4 года назад
Caught you again, lol
@visibleconfusion782
@visibleconfusion782 4 года назад
Animator? Seeing Grey’s progress through the years has been amazing. I can’t believe he’s a legit animator now. Makes the long hiatuses worth it.
@HelloLillyTV
@HelloLillyTV 4 года назад
​@@visibleconfusion782 I think he hires people now to illustrate and animate. Grey is mostly the scriptwriter and director
@ourladypeace3
@ourladypeace3 4 года назад
HelloLillyTV There are only two people credited for helping with the video, an editor and a music producer.
@JoneseyBanana
@JoneseyBanana 4 года назад
@@ourladypeace3 There is, nevertheless, an animator. He talks about it a lot on one of his podcasts.
@kennylau9677
@kennylau9677 4 года назад
Pirate: Please present your booty. Captain: *sighs at being hit on* This guy is the worst.
@weakspirit_
@weakspirit_ 4 года назад
@TheSpikeDevice_Omlet but if ye fight and if ye lose, we will -struggle snuggle- the captain while others watch.
@neatpolygons8500
@neatpolygons8500 Год назад
I literally come here every once in a while and bounce between the captain and head master for a few times i love this
@fableagain
@fableagain 2 года назад
"I'd like to talk to _that_ guy before I decide." is such a funny way to segue into the next video
@dilophosaurussk4333
@dilophosaurussk4333 3 года назад
In short: -Branding. -Grey spent way too much time learning to talk like a pirate. -When pirates attack, work with them, you have a decentish chance of living unharmed. -Pirates were not THAT evil, more like, 90% evil.
@FireUIVA
@FireUIVA 3 года назад
lawful evil, its just good business to be consistently cruel
@pumpkinthighs
@pumpkinthighs 3 года назад
@@FireUIVA arguably chaotic neutral if you REALLY stretch it
@Shadow_Witch
@Shadow_Witch 3 года назад
@@pumpkinthighs Well, they want their booty nd they be doing anything to get it, they don't necessarily need to do it the evil way, maybe they don't even want to do it the bad way, but if they have to, they will. I'd argue they're chaotic neutral.
@pumpkinthighs
@pumpkinthighs 3 года назад
@@Shadow_Witch Don't they also kill bad captains? I'd argue pirates are chaotic neutral too
@e_rock_3149
@e_rock_3149 3 года назад
Just in case anyone with a still functioning moral compass is reading this, no, it is not "neutral" to torture innocent people to death for the sole motivation of personal gain (contrary to what the two commentors above seem to think). Piracy, torture, murder, and extortion are all *evil,* and if you agree, congratulations, you have at least the bare minimum amount of empathy towards other humans.
@knightofsvea604
@knightofsvea604 4 года назад
"Genghis My Khan, Why do you put Up a White tent outside the enemy city?" Genghis: "BRANDING! ... BOOP!"
@signorferrari8939
@signorferrari8939 4 года назад
Yup you had 3 days to surrender. Or city go boop
@MrAlexkyra
@MrAlexkyra 4 года назад
Genghis Khan: 'Now we don't want to annihalate your city, you understand? But the Mongol brand must mean something'
@joimumu
@joimumu 4 года назад
Alex Kyriacou They did keep their promises the good, the bad and the ugly
@hellatze
@hellatze 4 года назад
Unless its khwerzim empire. Almost all people died in that war. There is a city surrendering, ended up in a rubble with mountain of corpse.
@hereisyoursign6750
@hereisyoursign6750 4 года назад
@@hellatze Timurids came a few hundred years later and did the same thing, probably the worst place to live between the 1000's through 1500's
@brandonbombplays9304
@brandonbombplays9304 2 года назад
Having the hyperlinks to the other videos be on the same side as the person explaining the video hyperlinked is a nice touch.
@galffygergojozsef7816
@galffygergojozsef7816 2 года назад
I love how the truth table at 2:58 has no Fight-->Win path :)
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