'How To Be A Russian Oligarch' With Billionaire Mikhail Prokhorov 

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What soviet russia??

@@GetSome-me1wd he said right, Soviet Russia, that's what still is

@@nicoloborgogno6975 just clearify me one thing what is Soviet ?? Then I will agree with your comment.

@@ty814 just search it on internet

Loved tht😁😂

I guess in Russia all doors are secret doors.

'he's not dead, just sleeping pulse-less'

*secret door.

It's antisemitic to talk about Oligarch's secrets.

It aged like milk.

😂😂😂 Fact!

Lol right

yikes!

Let's get this comment o 1 millin likes!! 😆

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Lol 😂

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He can talk the talk, can he walk the walk?

@@truthalonetriumphs6572 i doubt it...theres one russian oligarch "crying" about how he now has to live on a $33,000 @month salary. 👀

Yesss Kalashnikov 😁😊🙃

Near the window... WHAT A COINCIDENCE

It was 74 though, not 47

@Vasilios Georgiou Kurdish people say that too 😁

And its automatic

NorwegianNightmare probably bc it’s being rented by some millionaire for $50k a day

This may shock you but this interview was scripted

"Dimitry, where did you moor the fucking yacht?" "Mikhail, I don't fucking know! I was karate drunk!" "Ah.. don't worry about it.. I'll get another one."

I wouldn't either Hahaha, it was joke.

@@forbin1185 Can you really rent a yacht for so cheap? I'd imagine it's more like $500k per day.

Of all the oligarchs, maybe he should still be able to access some cash...

This comment tho

came here to say this haha

Lol

He's too busy crying these days

like Marlon Brando sense of humor

"The Dems scream death as OCare goes to die." Oh, wait, that's not Stephen.

its by tremendous guy

I bet Mikhail will use that line for sure at one of his parties xD

That line, plus that photo of a young Stephen Colbert going viral this week, I think he's earned a few new fangirls.

lazyperfectionist1 right? I loved that line 😊😍

That dude is amazingly funny.

Which is surprising, cause Oligarchs are never funny, not even human, amirite?

And fucking amazungly thief, who stole tens of billions $ from russian people.

He's a Russian oligarch; he's going to charm you or terrorize you. Either way he's out for whatever you'll give him.

He's cool!

I lost it right there

20 Russian hookers !!! as our president would have said it _"boy, that's not golden shower... it's golden hurricane."_

After surviving that joke, anything goes.

Hookers have many friends.

the_dead_poet I thought that we the sentence that would make Colbert disappear

He is a funny guy😄

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Brah I thought the same thing...fucking scary lol

That is trauma from movies

@@surensargsyan1220 Funny how ? Do i amuse you ?

I guess he's right, since he doesn't know where he left his yacht

fuckin parasite hypocrites. All they care about is HAVING THINGS, while they try and sell their bullshit like they're so un-attached to things and free. Yeah yeah. You get to my department in Hell, I'll teach you how to un-attach, you little maggot.

Glory greatest, my little potato man.

He's just an ordinary guy with great connections and phenomenal luck.

Mark LaPolla id like to see you prove that lol

And then Lil' Troy's "Wanna Be a Baller" following you around as you chill with Colbert.

You just haven't found your gem...yet!

No all we need is love and 10 billion dollars. 😍

Tweety Tweety lmao right i m ok with a few mil too

Or maybe it had something to do with the fact that the Nets were trash and weren't generating much revenue until maybe Kd Kyrie and Harden joined

I heard he lives in Israel now

Biden pegs him. That is not an easy job.

Hammad Ali its called vodka!

So are the billionaires in America and China

Most russians are like that

Plenty of money so never stresses about anything

More western Zionist propaganda. Putin fought against the JEWISH Oligarchs and kicked many oligarch criminals out of Russia ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Q2Cl8lSv9Is.html

If you're asking, you're still attached. ;)

Yeah sure! Why not. All you have to do is to search for it.

Sure I can buy like 100 more of those.

yea, but he doesn't know where it is:))

This quote is such deep that ur small brain hardly can understand the meaning of it. There is another question: who are u to him? Ur answer on this question might help u to get this quote right but i'm not sure ur brain is able to do this, but u can try thou

Prokhorov is considered to be out of favour with the Kremlin and would probably have to vacate the country and move his wealth elsewhere. The financial news group RBC which does some of the investigative journalism that is still remains in Russia on things like costs of Private Military Companies used by the Kremlin off the books or corruption and mismanagement. For that several months ago Prokhorov was forced to sell the company and editors from state media like TASS were put in charge of moderating the media's stance. The catalyst for the sale was that RBC dared report on the Panama papers and Putin's involvement in that... Friendship with the state in Russia and its Presidential Administration is a relative term. www.ft.com/content/37fd60b8-66b4-3b38-9286-4e7062c45229 How likely it is for an oligarch to survive targeting by the state, well you could read the old classic on Yukos and how Rosneft was created or you could read how the billion dollar company AFK Systema is being destroyed right now by Rosneft's CEO Igor Sechin.

8th Obretenov RBC is now sold to mr. Berezkin my friend

KittyCow -- But cool surreal, not Kafka surreal!

I would respectfully suggest that how cool it is versus how Kafkaesque it is depends solely on what amount of ground you have to stand on and what amount of ground you wish to stand on.

I'm not getting involved in this BS, You know exactly what I mean.

.@Mission Self Improvement ...If he'll allow, that is.

better than Stephen dying in gulag

How did you make your comment if you died?

@@adem2725 : send them to Guantanamo .. or any other US secret torture prison

He has chloponika friend. Whith Natalia wife. georgia

Why? I mean you should not mess with anyone but.......... why?

Notismi Senpai in russia if you have money, you can pretty much do anything you want. Trust me, I’ve spent a good deal of time in russia, and the super rich get away with murder, literally.

John K the same in america

@Tim 0341 He's cruising around in an armored Maybach. It seems he's more likely a target.

All the people who think of this otherwise, clearly don’t know how things work in russia.

tahts acurate xD

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No my friend... Insane difficulty!!

us is worse

Yikes

I'm here in 2023

Im here in 2024

YEP! 😂😂

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agree

Cheeki breeki

It's kinda charming that a Russian wears Adidas and drives a (or is driven in, I guess) a German car, given their history. Moving forward.

When he said oligarch snack and started slicing the kolbasa I was like he just a rich slav 😂

Garry Chen and to blend in because he’s 6’8

Well there is a difference between 40 million and 9 billion. For Mikhail, 40 million is the same as 177k for Stephen, meaning in Mikhail's eyes, Stephen whole Networth isn't even a Ferrari

@@astPred It's just weird. Conan does the same with all his "behind the scenes" clips where he struts around in some hideous leather jacket and interacts with his underlings like he is just another guy at the office. Meanwhile he is actually their boss, is a multi millionaire and probably lives in some gated community and has Sylvester Stallone as a neighbour.

Placeholder Name Conan probably has been wearing that jacket since he started being on tv lol he’s just a fun boss. He moved his whole crew after he was done the late show

Alisher Usmanov makes that every month.

Placeholder Name Mikhail has a net worth of 9 Billion like you mentioned, Stephen has a net worth of 40 Million. This makes Mikhail 225 times richer than Stephen.

Probably working out which is the least painful way to top themselves

DieWilWheatonDie I say both.

He was joking, but the smile said "I'm not fucking kidding". I legit laughed for a good 5 minutes after watching that shit it was the funniest thing all week, because it was so dark.

Wheaton

He definitely knew Stephen doesn't like to be called Steve. He probably saw the former FLOTUS' interview where she made fun of a Stephen for being touchy about being called Steve and then answered his "what is swagilicious?" comment by saying if you don't know what swag is Steve, you don't have it.

Nick Usa thank you from the Russian!! This was all well played according to scenario! Why people can't tell !!))) He was exactly playing what he was told to play. You can tell by his face and how hard he tried to keep his face serious! . He is a fun guy, he even tried to build cars in Russia)))

Smoothing the entry eh...

English isn't his first language so that's probably why. Not easy speaking a language you might not be comfortable in.

That adds to it though, a lot of wealthy people act arrogant and cocky. This guy seems even more "normal" being a bit awkward.

Elon musk and bill gates are others

it's an act. he is friends with putin. wouldn't let my guard down around him. i found him a bit creepy actually.

Right lol he's hilarious

he would have blown dan bilzerian to dust

@@Chenrandyliu he has 100x dans money

@@32143as even more than it. u can say

*He's not that funny...* but he has chemistry. I would get bored if this show was only about him, but as a duo with Stephen it works.

But hold onto your money... all of it!

Let me be that rich il be able to afford to talk that kind of philosophical shit..

wise words from our slav brother Mikhail

@@maxk888Listen to the people who you want to become. Want to become wise? Listen to a monk. Want to become strong? Listen to a top sportsman. Want to become wealthy? Listen to a rich dude.

@@roelf8044 The difference here is that he didnt become rich trough hard work but because of his close ties to the russian government

P.S. Steven Colbert has a nightly show on CBS. You should check it out sometime. :)

@@watchingover3592 I mean Colbert’s persona when he was imitating a “serious” journalist…

His yacht has a yacht

@joe coder Exactly. So he doesn't know where his floating ruble laundry is docked. . . big whoop That just gives him plausible deniability.

usual people: yeah i do have legos.. they must be somewhere around the house mikhail: i have yacht

It got taken from them due to funding a war criminal…..

You think I came up with that him self? This is TV, not journalism.

That's where I thought he was going.. 😂😂

He knows one when he sees one.

He is not into that

Better than Colbert's line 😁

I'm not a gold digger. However I do like playing in the dirt. Does that count?

RUSSIAN OWNING BROOKLYN METS; CHEAP FOUNDATION FOR ESPIONAGE.

sleepy been searching for this coz I knew it'll have gotten a lot of likes

The "If you said no, you will never leave the country" line ? Yes, it's funny because it could be true ! hahahaha...... awww :/

sebaceous cyst

sleepy is this a fucking vice documentary?

Sam D -- proly had to do some really fucked up things to people like you and me to get where he is right now...and wouldn't hesitate to do it again.

kickinitwithmydawg but then so would a million other people

Sam D Oh no he isn't

You can't get to where he is by being a "cool guy" my friend.

Id be cool af too if i had that kind of cheese

Everyone wants to be like our culture. We've paved the way for many.

@@Sonyuar86 Not really, European culture paved the way for pretty much everyone lmfao.

@@minerbob4334 Did someone say Europe? No seriously it's a dead end argument, just the way history evolved. But american culture, let's say consumer culture, has changed a lot in Europe too. Guess what people from East Germany wanted most before the wall fell? Jeans! American blue jeans.

@@julianmuller9567 America is just a rip off of British culture that eventually evolved to have mild differences

@@smoothcheeky8910 Hahaha. American culture is an amalgamation of European culture stemming from the European immigrants that flocked to the US of A before the 20th century. Olive Garden = Italian Cuisine. Fast Food = the insurge of demand coming from the influx of immigrants working in the US. Even American country music had been influenced by Irish and Celtic fiddle tunes, traditional English ballads and traditional music from Europe. So basically...America is literally a melting pot of European culture.

So.

Putin is short too

And u know what they say about tall ppl👈🏿😜

Mikhail Prokhorov - 2,03м Putin - 1,70м

would like to see him back to back with Jim Comey

TheFreePantheist I

I mean. I'm Russian, i don't see how that part was funny at all. Its very common in Russian culture to be very humorous and clever with words.

Russian's are not famous for that in the US at all. I live in the US. What you just described is a stereotype. I don't think you should be drawing your view of Russian people in general off of stereotypes.. It just shows how typical American's are when being judgmental like that. Russian's don't fake smile or fake kindness like you're use to in America. In Europe Russian's are very well known for their sense of humor. Also in Russia its very deep in our culture as far as jokes, anecdotes especially and almost all of which are untranslatable to English given how Russian is such a complex language. We are also known for not smiling for no reason or faking kindness, that is considered EXTREMELY weird in the majority of Europe generally speaking especially in Russia. So i'd consider getting out more or actually getting to know Russian people instead of being so judgmental. Many businessmen and sportsmen have been to Russia and have made vlogs and talk about how they aren't cold or not nice they just don't fake emotions or randomly smile at you out of it being a habit or faking emotions. That they absolutely love it there. Yet when you actually talk to a Russian person they are extremely open up like a book and honest its just the fact of being genuine with them and actually trying to get to know them. Not stupid small talk and lame jokes, we don't enjoy dishonest or disingenuous behavior which most Americans indulge in. Not sitting back assuming they are cold or not having a sense of humor just because you haven't bothered to get to know them. I just hate how you fit the whole American stereotype perfectly. Arrogant, ignorant, yet proud of presenting these ideas that you haven't even bothered thinking through yet but still regardless pounding through proud being wrong. Side note: A lot of the time if someone isn't laughing at your joke it might just be that it sucks. I hear people at my jobs always making horribly lame ass jokes and i never laugh at them because they plainly suck. Seems like everyone else either fake laughs to go along with it or actually is dumb enough to still be laughing at middle school level jokes. We Russian's are just in the moment and appreciate cooperation and honesty rather than disingenuous human interaction and passive aggressive behavior that i see rampant in this country.

siberus48 Oh please sterotypes are hillarious, Mikhail played the sterotype to a T, everybody judges it's just part of being human. If a joke isn't funny thats one thing but Colbert is genius in this bit

FreePantheist....yes stereotypes can be hilarious i'm not talking about that though what the fuck? i'm talking about actually thinking about that about an entire nation of people christ sake man. Mikhail is a scumbag christ.

Dan Wendelstein LOL 😂

Dan Wendelstein One of the most underrated comment in a while!

Dan Wendelstein Me.exe has stopped working

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I think most of them are.

How is not giving a fuck, weird?

It's more in the way that he *expresses* his lack of fucks to give. It'd be one thing to be aloof and apathetic, but he honestly seems to go out of his way to screw around with preconceptions.

I think he just seems that way because he does not speak the language very well.

just seems russian to me

zcribe Prokhorov is probably a little more like Mark Cuban than Trump or Putin. He made is money when the going was good (like Cuban did in the '90s during the tech bubble), got out right before their markets went to shit, realized they had it pretty damn good and now they both fuck around amusing themselves. It's a less dangerous kind of lifestyle. Also, they both own NBA teams. The Mavs have generally done a lot better than the Nets, though...

What do you mean real? Most traditional martial arts are at best fancy way of moving. Practical martial arts serve some hand-to-hand combat purpose atleast. Traditional ones have no practical application. So why not.

Lol

Christopher Barber The same team Jay Z pretended he actually had any real ownership of 😃

lol you both crack me up haha

what does this joke mean? I didn't understand

it's a pun on the russian word for no and the brooklyn nets. i'm a sucker for dumb humor

means no in Russian

The world needs a Russian Batman. Boris Wereshkov

The France trip with the models was probably an alibi for his Batmany, just like how Bruce had the sex yacht alibi in The Dark Knight.

6foot8 lean lanky batman :D sure

Meet The Blyatman

In 2016, Prokhorov ran afoul of Putin when his media group Onexim, specifically RBC Media, published articles and news reports on the “Panama papers” and Putin’s son-in-law Kirill Shamalov's connections and offshore assets.[47] Onexim offices were raided by the Federal Security Service as well as tax department officials, in April 2016

Enough for that childish bullshit he talks about (45 million), dont get me wrong i really like him

Well its like with 8 inches ur bigger than 99% of people, but there are still people with like 10 inches, although in the end it doesnt rly matter cuze they both just smash it

Hey, schön dich zu sehen! Even the guy with 5.1 inches?

Difference is, prokhorov is 200 times richer

@@Nexxcraft Where do you read he makes 45 million??

Wouldn't you? The only reason most adults don't is because they have to have responsibilities to survive.

T-1 6:16 he did seem rather stumped for words. Like he'd never made that connection before Stephen pointed it out. But to be fair. Aren't we all still kids at heart. I mean look at Colbert for example.

With 9 billion to take care of your responsibilities I'd be a spoiled little brat all day long.

T-1 Living the dream.

Who wouldn't do that, though.

Lots of editing too probably

At least there's something to be edited.

Um honestly Stephen is getting burned out (physically) from trying to push himself so hard. Prokhorov definitely seemed to have greater sense of humor in this situation.

Patrick Segaard all you need is 9 billion dollars and everyone wants to be your friend.

He doesn't seem to need a lot of money, he is happy with a treehouse throwing axes :O)

Earla Weese and poor people always complain and find faults in others. Thats why they stay poor.

Patrick Segaard cool for a rich man raised in an oppressive murderous state!

TheAlijanify wow- poor people are poor because they find fault. Correct your faults that you cannot yourself see. Ask a poor working woman what's wrong with you... then listen. You sound like you have more financial privilege than actual education. Money does not count as brains. And this Russian is as tall as me! How rare I see guys my size who aren't blacks

And shared

Yeltsin was able to rise coz he allowed that. I forgot other dude, but Yeltsin made coop. Promising everyone something (and not delivering) he could stay.

That drunk bastard

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Jaren Nadong he’s Jewish not Slavic

@@kayzeaza No. His Russian to the bones

You can be Russian and Jewish...

He is joking, not threatening

@@mehanikal5639 me not)

Well, even when i am around my rich clients (an advocate, not lady of the night here), those people really surrounded by scary people...seriously, they cannot let their guard down. No wonder many of them keep a low profile.

@@nurlindafsihotang49 true

That's why he built Tescao house

@David Moore Well, yeah. All life is meaningless, but at least poor people can trick themselves into thinking they are working towards a better life. This guy has everything he could ever want, so you'd have to assume he thinks it's all pointless.

Russian people never have m meningless live there spirits is difernds

Colbert is the gem he's been looking for

Oswaldo Contreras lol....

Stephen seems annoying

Oh, but it was so much fun to watch "Stephen Colbert" steamroll his guests. The Laura Ingraham one is one of my alltime faves.

GAY.

Number Juan

"Gratiya?" Friendship?

He should have bought Miss Universe franchise then he'd be swimming in women

Right? It's always lonely at the top.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

it's a bribe and a warning for whoever finds him

2zs of pure gold is worth 3400 dollars. Where on earth can you pay for a decent funeral with that

sludge164 the lake outback is free and not yet full

I doubt they're made of pure gold. Gold is a relatively soft, malleable metal.

@@sludge164 A lot of places actually. Russia is one of them.

Soviet machine gun

сергей лукичев ну даёшь)

The best AK-47 model ever

AK-47 was just a model of the AK line...

""BUY AK AND RUSH B"'

Moni ka Well ,that's why I said "seems", I don't know what he's really like and what his life has been like

Moni ka guarantee you human trafficking is in there somewhere... Hmm, what would Interpol have to say about the money trail I wonder 🤔

most russians are, Lisa.

Moni ka It's not like a person can't be a genuinely nice guy *and* have good connections and a certain amount of toughness when it comes to business. Besides, the guy's huge. Being stoic at that size is probably enough to garner most people's respect and open up a lot of possibilities.

You can't usually make that much money without stealing. Especially in Russia where honest business gets destroyed or taken away.

Colbert's always much better out in the real world.

socrappyicoulddie he kind of sucks... and does overplayed shill shit for the laugh track.

Better know an oligarch?

Very astute!

Sumner Stuart - not a laugh track. He has a studio audience.... a-duh.

Monstah Jones I died when I heard that 😂😂

"I do not like it in my butt I do not like it like a slut I do not like green eggs and tiny hands I do not like them, Colbert I am"