How to Beat the INSIDIOUS IMPOSTER in ORPHAN: FIRST KILL 

Thanks nerd! I was waiting for you to review this movie!

yes kill em

@@gosunflower Right? Weird af and instant turn off

You should do the Insidious moives

Haha all the artist are seething hard

Tranny moment

Lol this is where I thought it was going.

You’re in the same house he was talking about?

StealthChickenX hmmm

Dillon Mulvaney

That, and also if this ending didn't happen then the first movie wouldn't of happened.

@@V-H-S-q3n Exactly it wouldn't make sense

“For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, not a result of works, so that no one may boast.”Ephesians 2:8-9“for ‘everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.’” Romans 10:13

I mean for most of the movie the Orphan was basically the protagonist here. With the mom and son combo from hell being the Villians

@@transformers_quotes5738 by the grace of deez nuts i am sorry

Then the movie would end to soon.

So basically you want to legally abduct children , starve teachers families , make kids even stupider Basically you're a mobile pedophile

You seriously overestimate the ability of both government and civilians to act and coordinate within a crisis. Also some pretty dictatorial ideas you have there. You really want the police arresting every unaccompanied child around? You realise the shitshow something like this would create? Although the Idea of blasting her picture to any single news outlet and police station from US to Timbuktu isn't a bad one you want everyone to know exactly how she looks like.

same way they detained masked serial killers during corona?(only takes 3 kills to be a serial killer yet the news doesnt throw around this title enough because serial killer tends to make people think 50+ kills or something else higher) you cant just detain everybody especially in america since our citizens arent the smartest and they will see the news tell us to stay home for our safety and purposely go outside where the killer is at to protest. i know this as fact because we did this very recently and we are continuing to do it now. your idea would work excellent if people werent stupid but humans just ike many other animals arent all that intelligent

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She was like 12 or something in the first movie. Super impressive

@@busorenkin55 very impressive. She also played Clove in the first Hunger Games.

She's still taller than me. I'm 4'9 lol

I believe they made her shorter in this movie. “Some techniques were involved to help create the illusion and screenwriter Doggie Coggeshall has revealed that Isabelle’s co-stars were wearing exaggerated platforms to make her appear much smaller.”

Moistcritikal: only? Did you say only??

And himself

What?:

i thought so to poor men

He made poor choices, everyone he loved was a scumbag.

@@sonicartzldesignerclan5763 man*

And theres me rooting for the psychopath.

The first one is a lot better

Her plan is to steal a husband, obviously she doesn't use logic to understand it will never work, keep in mind she is a mental patient, she's got a few screws loose lol

Her plan is to become a mother, a lover and a wife. But she only sees the perfect match being a father figure. This is because she was sexually abused from infancy by her own father… This then messed with her mind thinking that this was a normal relationship for a father and daughter to have. The abuse from such a young age made her unable to bare children, to which her father said “you will never be a real woman”. She killed her father and new partner and that is were it all began.. She is mentally I’ll and wants to settle down and have a family but she can’t traditionally, so she wants to kill the previous mother and take the children and have the father. Her mental problems also numb her ability to feel guilt and to see anything wrong with what she does, so as long as her needs are fulfilled. I hope this was helpful.

@charles she's a psycho so i dont think shes looking for an end goal, as long as shes having fun she will keep the act up. From the two movies, we can deduce that shes a sicko who romanticizes father-daughter relationships as in first kill shes literally watching a father and daughter conversating and that was enjoyable for her somehow. So when she gets adopted by a family, her forbidden fantasies kick in and she gets obsessed with the father figure, as its an obsession and not love so when he rejects her advances she gets angry, her anger issues are literally covered in both movies, and she kills the man and the family cuz killing is like a morning stroll for her, obviously shes a psycho. I dont think she wants to settle down with the man or steal him away, she just gets obsessed becuz of her fantasies and she sexualizes all her father figures (that are more than two as her bibble had photos of several men, two of whom were her "fathers" so we can assume others were too at some point) so there isnt really an end game. However, it wouldn't work unless the dad is a pedophile, who believes hes sleeping with a child but thats actually a grown woman.

trauma can actually make kids stay the height they where when the trauma happened. However they may still take her to the hospital so possibly still an issue

Yeah but then what happens when Lena doesn't grow as a normal 10 year old should? That'll raise even more questions.

@@kakamaru5 So she could stay with the family for around 3 years I'd reckon without raising real suspicion, some girls are just late blooms in terms of their figure developing. In that time, a more in depth plan can be thought up between Lena and mum. Mum can give Lena a payment of a decent amount of money and maybe a few valuables that won't be missed to pawn off to get her to leave and they can come up with some kind of boarding school story to tell people who ask questions. Biggest issue would be dad... if we assume by this point Lena is posing as a 13 year old after working with mum in order to properly hide out, have her start acting out as most early teens do so mum broaching the idea of boarding school isn't odd and have Lena voice excitement about the idea with dad around, again, make a play of sending her off. Have some faked letters to give to dad where Lena, as the daughter, is gradually pulling away from the family, like not wanting to come home on optional breaks and such, then, somehow have a way to either fake an accident where Lena dies or have a fake report of her running away from the boarding school, former probably better and easier since it wouldn't lead to a second search for the kid and the police in the Orphan world aren't exactly the most intelligent if they didn't do any kind of blood test to prove Lena was the missing kid in the first place.

@@kitsu1379 that's just pushing the problem off three years and now the dad is gonna have to mourn the loss of his kid AGAIN.

@@kakamaru5 Okay so imagine ure the mum or Lena, neither will care about the dad morning his kid, mum let him think kid was missing for YEARS and Lena knows she isn't the kid. Remember, we're not trying to help the good guys succeed here, neither Lena nor the mum are good people, both are complete psychopaths. As for pushing the problem back, Lena knows any place she finds to hide won't be permanent, she's a wanted criminal remember. Three years safe harbour and protection with a wealthy, seemingly well connected family with the deal of enough money to vanish with at the end of the ruse? Of course she's gunna take it. And the mum? Well she wants her husband to stop moping about their missing kid, right? Three years will likely be very grating on her and her spoilt little shit so it's not like she's gunna want to keep Lena forever. But kid's been found be even more suspicious if after all the hullabaloo of finding her, she goes missing again, it might even lead to a competent officer being put on the case. As I said, kids naturally start to miss behave and pull away from their parents at the onset of the teen years and boarding schools aren't unusual for wealthy families, it would seem like a perfectly normal thing so a well off family to send their kid to a school to help "straighten her out" if she started getting bratty. Remember, mum was willing to have the ruse before she started to see Lena as a threat and the shit head son started acting up and she's been lying about the daughter being missing not dead for years, she's clearly not against the long con. Lena? Well she gets taken to an orphanage after this to set up for the first movie right and still calls herself Esther. Again, long cons are totally something she'll do. The three years working together, that would just help mum and Lena come up with a more long term solution that they can start planning basically as soon as they start their deal. I offered one solution, another solution is to get Esther diagnosed with Lena's medical condition. I doubt the mum would want to keep the farce going forever but if she decides to, then make the truth part of the lie. This wouldn't be the first doctor to ignore some suspect things for the wealthy clientele would it? There's any number of long term solutions that can be come up with in the time Lena is able to stay with them until her lack of physical development becomes an issue.

Too risky for good ol' mommy Albright. The plan still requires her to live on the same roof with a phycopathic serial killer with an unknown body count. Would be smarter to just shoot her when she found her killing the cop and use the truth to her benefit. Just say the detective called you to tell you she wasn't the real daughter,the truth will work itself out after that. If she's so determined on getting her daughter back,she could just use her resources to get a much safer replacement from some orphanage or something. You could also say the cop was unto the tracks of the her real daughter and use his research to justify the sudden appearance of the real daughter.

Sad to say to them you're replaceable if something happens to you or to them. The people up top don't care about you.

@@ZacharyDarkes Just like you don't care for the people up top. The feeling is mutual.

Given how the mom and the son were in keeping Ester's death a secret and that they did not give a damn about resorting to murder and lying to the husband they’d be perfect for one another. A perfect murderous team who’d with practice and planning would likely be unstoppable.

And oops I backed up after

@@Jenna2k So weird, I have no clue why it looks like someone came out and stomped her to death. Strange.

Yeah you also have to remember to take stuff! Ironically a lot of criminals forget that part of the staging

@@starcherry6814 And not leave evidence that can say otherwise.

And in case they tricked the victim to let them in or family killing family or former friends deaths, make sure it looks like there was a break in, not a break out.

Ironically there are cases where the people that make those mistakes trying to make a murder look like robbery gone wrong are fans of crime shows themselves.

So yeah, there's more to faking a robery than just smashing stuff and fleeing.

This movies dumb but great in its own way. Definitely good date night movie 😂

That woman in the car staring at the girl should've missed the part where that's her problem and ran her over

The sad part is, the first movie wasn't that bad.

FUCK. YES.

When nerd says a monster/killer is beaten, he doesn't mean they lose in the film. He means that if the characters followed his advice, Leena would've been beaten. That's why the series is called "how to beat"

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Well in the next movie, since this is a prequel, she gets stabbed, kicked in the throat so hard her neck snaps, and drowns in a frozen pond for good measure (and with 2 less familiar murders too).

She herself may have not been beaten necessarily but the situation would've been had the characters taken just about any given one solution nerd provided

Send her to my house

@@an-animal-lover 3 months

It was probably a test to see if Lena would make a blunder thus allowing her to gauge the imposter and how smart or careful she was in her act. That or it was her attempt to get others on the plane, mainly the flight crew and the husband to take notice of the holes in he act.

maybe she was confused about her not doing the damn research.

They obviously had to create tension in the movie. To keep the audience from figuring out the twist.

@@nerychristian Yea its just bad writing lol.

Same

You mean the psychopath killer lmao, that ain't no Orphan.

@@maximalsakerhet7930 bro are you slow

@@maximalsakerhet7930 I mean everyone except the dad was evil so you had to root for someone

@@MrBurrito7171 I rooted for psycho mom & son despite knowing Esther was going to survive. My distain for her in the original is strong. lol

@@an-animal-lover well duh we are gonna complain, especially when the bots are only able to make the art through stealing from actual artist 💀

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Wrong actually, she was proven to be a child at the time and the foster parents just didn't want to get in trouble for abusing and neglecting her. They made up lies after abandoning her. A new family took her in and she GREW UP. If she had the disorder she wouldn't have grown up into a woman. She'd still look like a child. They just didn't want a kid with handicap.

She has dwarfism and if you at the pictures of when they accused it vs now you can see she was a goddamned child. I'm thankful another family found her and took her in.

Sounds like someone needs to get a job.

I mean, the mother knew her son kill her sister, it was just a cover, she choose wrong and the three of them were stuck in this situation.

@@Fickflowy what about the dad?

@@alanancy He didn’t know, the mother told him that their daughter just disappeared to protect her son, that’s why he looks so genuine about his daughter coming back.

Same at my high school but a boy in my grade and his sister a year younger both had something messing with their pituitary gland and they never looked older than 9 or 10. Didn’t stop the boy from enlisting in the military at graduation though.

​@@M-WG military is just like that. They'll take any able body they can get

Literally the first thing that went through my mind. We've been programmed at this point :P

Same here

Prince Andrew should of also been added

Smart!

Height doesn't determine strength, a 4 foot woman generally has the same strength as a 6 foot tall women, she would have the same physical strength as a 30 yr old woman (arguably more because she is a violent murderer)

@@ValentinoTarhan No they don't. There's a reason why there's something called "weight class". Bigger people have bigger muscle mass, given that their BMI is the same and they had the same training (or lack of).

@@michaelsong5555 the face thing is usually explained as her not learning to disguise herself properly yet. Also Chucky has some voodoo shit. The rest I agree, she is tiny.

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I think it has to be one of them

Lilith

Lilith

Lilith for sure, the others have nothing on her haha.

Nah, Henry was a demon for real. Yeah I know Lilith was also a literal demon, but seeing Kevin Mcallister go off the rails like that was wicked.

Brilliant 👏 still laughing 🤣🤣🤣