How to Beat the JUSTICE SYSTEM in LET'S KILL WARD'S WIFE

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If you were forced to dispose of the evidence after brutally snuffing out your best friend’s insufferable spouse, what would you do?
I’m going to break down the mistakes made, what you should do, and how to beat the fictional criminal justice system in LET’S KILL WARD’S WIFE.
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Written By: Martin Now
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This video may show minor dramatized, fictional violence from movies.
Fictional violence is not the focus of this video, and excessively violent imagery has been blurred, masked, obscured, or omitted. This content may include facetious remarks, occasional mild profanity, and mild references. This content is for entertainment only. None of the strategies or advice present in this video is to be condoned or treated seriously. If your RU-vid homepage is full of puppies howling, Ryan's World, and Fortnite, you should probably leave now..

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@NerdExplains Год назад

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@josepetersen7112 Год назад

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@jackhanma6848 Год назад

at 17.54 you said how can we be sure a grave digger wont see it. well another question id ask, in this day and age. how can we be so sure they dont have camera's watching who comes in and out?

@JMMCCCP Год назад

All things considered, I'd say RU-vid's automated content moderation and communty guidelines were BEATEN.

@jameson1239 Год назад

Partially he didn’t keep it monetized

@Heatrecks Год назад

Wild how getting away with murder seems easier than dodging child support

@averagerobert8211 Год назад

and cheaper

@Killthefish Год назад

You dont mess with the Tax man even joker knows that Edit - I'm british so for you americans dont mess with the IRS

@salmaabdullahgb Год назад

In reality it's not

@Killthefish Год назад

@@salmaabdullahgb If you missed the joke that badly that's why you arent a tax man, dudes never miss a thing

@1810jeff Год назад

In a lot of ways it could be, if you owe child support they can take your passport and if you lose your job or stop making as much money as you used to you don't get to change the payment amounts. On the other hand half of all homicide cases go cold so who knows which is truly easier.

@houdaopps536 Год назад

fun fact: all those actors are married to each other in real life. the couples in the movie are switched though. tom is married to amanda, david is married to stacey , and gina’s married to ronnie

@deaditeera 5 месяцев назад

Cool!!

@bonk3 Год назад

The fact that people like Stacy exist IRL is just crazy

@jaypee9812 Год назад

People can hide their crazy very well

@hdddgg Год назад

The fact people like you actually exist irl is crazy

@_Tao__ Год назад

@@hdddgg found the stacy

@theerepenterakatheecomfort277 Год назад

It's a movie but yeah

@hommefataltaemin Год назад

@@josephmurphy417 what a bizarre ‘insult’

@juice3622 Год назад

this man has already survived all the horror films and is now systematically destroying the legal system respect

@skun406 Год назад

"If you're gonna do something wrong, you'd better do it right" - that's clever!

@northide8785 Год назад

Were now all on a list for learning how to dispose of a "synth"

@JB-bm1to Год назад

Be real dude, we've probably been on the list. We're all weird here.

@xrphoenix7194 Год назад

Watching this before it gets taken down for "thoroughly explaining how to commit crimes" and "potentially supporting violent behavior". Literally 1984

@gillriet773 Год назад

"Stoking a dangerous rebellion against the state."

@elleshar3329 Год назад

Idk....Dexter still streams😊

@eeeeee8762 Год назад

@@gillriet773 “Thoughtcrime”

@eeeeee8762 Год назад

“Unperson Nerdexplains”

@LifeisaHorrorMovie Год назад

Well, it's still here. So I guess not so "1984" after all.

@elleshar3329 Год назад

This entire movie I wondered......how in the HELL did ward get through dating, marriage, a baby. Like what?! The first date would have been it 2 minutes in

@OK-yy6qz Год назад

It probably wouldn't be that bad at first. Although Ward is clearly a pushover himself so he probably couldn't break up

@Petaurista13 Год назад

She was looking for guy like him

@41052 Год назад

I know there’s men who lie about who they are and act differently before they get married and once they are boom it’s like hell so like I’m think she probably did the same thing. Probably once they got married she slowly got worse and worse. What’s that one saying about the frog, if you slowly rise the temperature it won’t realize it’s being boiled to death. Maybe if they didn’t have a baby Ward would leave but that trapped him.

@elleshar3329 Год назад

@NowYouSeeMe Oooo true. I give too much credit to ppl because I've definitely had this happen with an ex bf. Except I have strict feeling on marriage so probably why it never got that far. Some people are really good at hiding their true selves

@elleshar3329 Год назад

@@OK-yy6qz Truuuue. Definitely a predator on the hunt

@douglasfoley2060 Год назад

You can look up “how to get away with murder” and other nefarious things. You just have to go somewhere that you don’t normally go to, don’t bring your phone or any kind of device that tracks movement. Just bring a burner laptop, also wherever you go has to have WiFi you can use. It’s best to stay in your car also, as to not be seen by any cameras inside buildings, also avoid outside cameras. If you’re careful enough, it can be done.

@Wertzuio Год назад

why not just look it up, make a few notes, then do the deed years later? or look it up on a relatives or friends device

@jameson1239 Год назад

@@Wertzuiothis man gets it

@craigmeneartheallfather5190 Год назад

Finally, nerds legal explanation of how to get away with murder heheh 😈

@Petaurista13 Год назад

As a person who was taught basics of how to analyze bodies and place: you don't. Actually in modern times 100% of unsolved cases is because of mistake cops or prosecutor do. You simply can't really hide it in way cops won't be able to find out, especially when you are most obvious suspect

@_Tao__ Год назад

@@Petaurista13 🧢

@BNTNTEXASV2 Год назад

@@Petaurista13 well that’s just not true

@jinkade Год назад

@@BNTNTEXASV2 Sounds like you got away with it.😮

@zitchili6932 Год назад

If you were addicted to new Nerd content and have watched every How To Beat video numerous times JUST to hear that constant sweet sweet dark comedy with sarcastic chad-like voice? WHAT would you do??

@gmoney4215 Год назад

keep watching

@smithsmith3323 Год назад

Based comment, W life

@colorgreen8728 Год назад

Watch more

@z3ro.Qw1rtz Год назад

I do need that advice, please spit it out

@buttlord5007 Год назад

We're gonna go over the mistakes, what you SHOULD do, and ultimately subscribe and hit the bell on: Nerd Explains

@MedievalFolkDance Год назад

All Ward needed to do was file a complaint that he caught his police officer neighbour peeking through his windows, which he did & probably has done multiple times given the fact he keeps doing it.

@megansimplystitch Год назад

This movie was pretty effective at making you hate Ward's Wife. Absurdly entertaining.

@chaossnowkitsune6377 Год назад

No seriously I am literally one minute into the video and I already know she'd make me break my rule of only bitch slapping someone after they try and hit me first

@aarondiehl301 Год назад

the copper was investigating them off duty, as a result they can quite easily claim he is harassing them and has started making up lies to further his own career they could even throw in a bit of police racism and that should get the copper fired and the investigation thrown out.

@A_Stereotypical_Heretic 8 месяцев назад

Probably wouldn't be the first time

@theemeraldking3251 4 месяца назад

The one time I'll thank cops for being racist...

@fearrogue Год назад

that's so funny how you just start calling her an alien so you can get around RU-vid's guidelines

@eddieford9373 Год назад

The creative ways you explain things is always the best part of your videos. This feels like the final stage of that.

@jicudi Год назад

The coded language in this script is as impressive as it is hilarious.

@SMOG8 Год назад

%100 my favorite video is yours. The way you work around the subject matter is genius and hilarious.

@abrahamwashington8579 Год назад

Dude the fallout 4 reference is fucking hilarious 😂😂 the part about killing the railroad after receiving the deliverer is so fucking true. Tbh I usually wait till i unlock the black railroad power armor skin than kill them lol

@eeeeee8762 Год назад

Never forget to get the ballistic weave armor mod too, it’s insanely OP

@thewalking4473 Год назад

Going through my second playthrough of Fallout 4 today, the synth joke hit way harder than it had any right to.

@Thevlid3 Год назад

Could you please do a “how to beat” video on a movie called “attraction” or it’s second part? It has cool alien water benders and giant space ships capable of deep faking , controlling mass media and framing people for domestic terrorism. And it has a cool revolution and a government corruption scheme.(It also has a cool underwater scene).I am asking for the twenty eighth time and will continue asking. (Thanks for all of the support in my previous comment)

@pigstar1017 Год назад

This episode's analogies were finely cooked that not even Gordon himself could claim they were raw 😂

@Ali-kg9so Год назад

Nerd never dissapoints 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@braydensurvivez Год назад

The fbi agent watch this in-depth murder plot but with placed in game characters-“damn he’s speaking in riddles”

@Jammy._. Год назад

these guys over complicated everything, all you had to do was push her in the pool and agree we all saw her slip hit the pool then pull her up and rough her chest up like you didnt know how to do cpr perfect alibi, no need to cut anything or over complicate things

@GodSlayerMael Год назад

How about the marks on her neck from earlier?

@AK70FORYOU Год назад

@@GodSlayerMael "we didn't know cpr, there was panic, different people were like 'I can cpr', one of us slipped (on the wet floor next to the pool) and elbowed the neck on landing" I'm sure there's a better cover one could come up with that that, but you get the idea.....

@GodSlayerMael Год назад

@@AK70FORYOU lmao nice

@jameson1239 Год назад

@@GodSlayerMael “we were trying to tilt her chin up to do rescue breaths”

@AnaAcuraErica Год назад

@@jameson1239lol yea right! CSI would deny that’s how it happened! Maybe back in the 70s one could make such a claim lmao 😂

@theenclave5816 Год назад

The amount of admittedly fundamental but still important fallout 4 lore is beautiful. You wouldn't happen to know Oxhorn would you Nerd?🤔

@alexwalker3229 Год назад

I love the fact he has to use analogies because of the terms of service

@Virgilwontargue Год назад

JCS interrogation video 😂 haha I love that channel. You guys have helped me be an all around better criminal lol jk ;) the content is unmatched tho great video m8

@heavyweaponsguy6284 Год назад

LMAO love how he explains it like its Halo World logic .

@Puttagirlon Год назад

Holy shit, I never thought I'd see a film where my mom was the inspiration for this "Stacey"-kind of character...

@ProtagonistVon Год назад

I’m totally watching a video about alien invasions. Or a Fallout 4 video. Great video, thanks for the effort.

@quesoquesadila6094 Год назад

Could’ve just slammed her head off the counter again, let her bleed out, and then call the police saying that they found her like that

@jakeking974 Год назад

Ha, jokes on you, I don't have a friend like Ward, not because I'm the Ward, but because I don't have friends

@jewelk2021 Год назад

The only thing I completely disagree with is the ring doorbell scenario. Just because ring doorbells weren't around like that in 2014, doesnt mean people didn't have home surveillance. A lot of people still had traditional surveillance cameras, especially in the Los Feliz area of LA

@ImThePerson0 Год назад

Imagine if the cop found out that they killed her and actually congratulated them and then left them alone lmao

@otaku-chan4888 Год назад

gotta love how the entire script was just minefield dodging. Nice one!

@chokonnit7337 Год назад

i love the euphemisms, reminds me of how roanoke gaming refers to firearms as force multipliers lmao

@TheDarkLink7 Год назад

Have to give ya a wadda-call-it cause of how you're able to explain how it would or should be done without violating youtube TOS.

@redrasegarden Год назад

This makes me see how many holes their planing had

@jakesantoro6111 Год назад

I have a reason for Ward going to golf, he finally put his foot down and said Saturday is for the boys, prompting her to leave.. or something

@theemeraldking3251 4 месяца назад

She won't even try to stop him. She knows full well that if she leaves him, she'll have nowhere or no one to go to

@NewInkFoHalo Год назад

Using Halo 2 (Edit: and 3) as an analogy for this movie was a stroke of genius Favorite moment 7:45

@montypython5521 Год назад

@JB-bm1to Год назад

Awesome video as always. My 2 cents is why TF are they keeping her body in a bathtub next to an open window?!

@gabiausten8774 Год назад

It’s so funny when u look at Stacy…look back on one of your old relationships and think ,,she’s so nice in comparison!“.

@joshfly210 Год назад

I was thinking about it and instead of hacksawing straight away or sawing through bone why not use a really sharp knife hopefully like a scalpel and cut the tendons and ligaments in between the bones to make it more of a clean cut and less splatter especially after they drained her blood.

@noahpierre-louis493 Год назад

Love the content Nerd, great work!

@TheLeonard625 Год назад

man we'd never talk about hurting people don't want to get demonetized, Nerd right after and Heres our sponsor XD im freaking Dying I love Nerd Explains

@CrystalAltari Год назад

All the use of game words ad items and characters was literally fuckin genius I love your videos so much ❤

@danielcohen6393 3 месяца назад

The fallout references, just makes this guy that much more of a legend. Intelligent gamer, you truly are part of the master race.. is there a nerd explains bunker I can buy into??

@madblackliam Год назад

*looks at the comment section* This won't end well. Also... get a divorce. "But she'll take his son" and? "But it's expensive" and? Both sound better than jail. "Everybody hates her" why the fuck did he marry her? Why do they hang out with her?

@OK-yy6qz Год назад

Also since apparently she's so horrible im not sure how expensive the Divorce would be in the first place (although the dude definitely didn't have a prenup) or even if he'd lose his son

@madblackliam Год назад

@@OK-yy6qz Unfortunately I've seen some cases where the worst parent wins, but with several people to attest to her behavior maybe even their cop neighbor I'd imagine it'd be cheaper because it's an open and closed type of case.

@alexvenditti7833 Год назад

How to get away with murder documentary in code tho lmao love it bro

@frankoconnell6745 Год назад

I can not nerd explain how excited I was when I seen this upload! 😊😊😊

@FawnieFox Год назад

I tried to watch this a few weeks ago and it was just… not entertaining… I fast forwarded through it. Nerd’s explanation was far more interesting and entertaining though! Thanks a bunch!

@aarif231 Год назад

Should have gone for the agents 47 just a accidental slipping of foot at the edge for a roof top because every one at the party was in on it would be no one every hated her except god

@JB-bm1to Год назад

Tbh she's probably god's mistake and he's just mad he has to deal with her now 😂

@mcquackspg3d52 Год назад

can you do the "Spiral: From the Book of Saw"

@adamjack7891 Год назад

Of course you start making fallout 4 references when I’ve just played through the game 3 times, love ya you glorious bastard

@COULY_GALLO01 Год назад

what was that hallo refernce??? so random,i love it!!! hallo is an underrated franchise from a lore persoective

@rodneymckay8860 Год назад

How did Donald Faison get typecast playing the beta male husband? He played another in Emergence.

@purest_evil Год назад

Black people can be cucked too I guess

@JB-bm1to Год назад

It's his cute little face and kind demeanor. Funny dudes seem to get this treatment a lot.

@chrismitchell559 Год назад

Luminol only works once, and it cleans up pretty easy post reaction... Just putting that out there.

@thewayofthebeard3680 Год назад

The one point from watching a documentary, is a phone ping area is still massive. It’s not like a size of a couple of parking spots so finding the phone isn’t necessarily a guarantee. Unless someone knows something different?

@YoMomma96 Год назад

These people made every wrong move possible 😂😂😂 that plot armor is thicc

@Drog2099 Год назад

Damn. Didn't think Turk had it in him to do such a thing

@RaistliniltsiaR Год назад

Daaaaamn, Turkledawg!

@planetbob6703 Год назад

12:22 I usually go along with them until I get ballistic weave. Hard to explain from a role playing character so it would be great if there were other sources...

@OversizedSausage Год назад

6:43 I don't know why but I found this segment so funny bruh 😭

@justagundam Год назад

The hypotheticals to get around RU-vid's contemt guidelines are genius.

@spiderlily723 Год назад

The best way to get rid of a body as told by internet: - bury it in a deep horizontal grave and cover with dirt; - put somedead animal right over it so search dogs will be seen as finding food; - possible find/plant a protected species so they cannot damage the enviroment; - you can shove dirt into body's mouth/lungs to make it look like a sinkhole suffocation;

@severinhalvorsen7854 Год назад

Loved the word play with this lol

@pipedreamteam4184 Год назад

You had me at 'honor gaurd'

@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE 11 месяцев назад

So this is basically Saving Silverman:The Horror Movie

@hubee2407 Год назад

The halo section had me dying

@leviwarden4699 Год назад

Love the fallout 4 reference, I choose brotherhood or minutemen

@planetbob6703 Год назад

Damn Institute replacing our loved ones with synths! And the Railroad isn’t better! They’d put the life of a synth imposter over that of an innocent person. I encountered the Art event with Deacon, synth Art admitted he was there to murder the original for the Institute, I saved human Art and Deacon disliked that because I had to kill synth Art in self defense! And then there’s that raider they let loose on the Commonwealth without ever taking accountability or trying to fix their mistake.

@trevorday7923 Год назад

Wrap the 'Simulant' in chicken wire, add a few bricks, get a boat and go a couple of miles off-shore, then chuck it over the side. Then fish and crabs and lots of other happy little sea creatures can chow down while the chicken wire stops parts of the 'Simulant' rotting off and floating to the surface.

@akramgimmini8165 Год назад

Damn I'd simply Call Saul Would be Better

@ArcaneCraft Год назад

linguistic gymnastics to get around youtubes algorithm has me laughing my ass off

@andylaw3222 Год назад

Was that Turk from scrubs😮

@west_coast_girl Год назад

Yup!

@andylaw3222 Год назад

@@west_coast_girl I'm a big fan of scrubs, to me, Donald Faison will always be Turk😅

@west_coast_girl Год назад

@@andylaw3222 Exactly! Scrubs was the best show ever.

@Nibbinz Год назад

Got a potentially fun one. How to Beat Mom and Dad. It's a Nic Cage movie, so some great fun to be had there.

@renamon5658 Год назад

There is a movie where jack black and his friends kidnaped his best friend horrible soon to be wife

@meskyx4111 Год назад

love the halo references lmao

@393Nestor 11 месяцев назад

My home hero has a very detailed way of cleaning the mess

@firstnamelastname9524 Год назад

Love your content my man

@-DA-ONE- Год назад

😂😂😂 man out here forming murderer i mean spartan to kill covenant

@jovonabrams6336 Год назад

LMAO killing me with the halo2

@rxgz5722 Год назад

this........ this fuking channel is amazing

@anonymousfigure4726 Год назад

I love this movie thanks for covering it man! Always love your stuff

@judahlagrange8286 Год назад

2:38 multi pass multi pass (that scene and that quote are from The Fifth Element)

@boa2143658709 3 месяца назад

The bringing the trash back is just weird as hell. Why not just go over and say hey man don't do that, sad part is people really do go through your trash for no reason. Had a neighbor go through my trash once and asked why I threw away a stained bowl, then he asked if he could keep it. I burn every bit of trash now hooked to an air pump so there's only ash after a minute or two.