How to Beat the SHARKS in NO WAY UP 

Kyle: "Why is there a shark on a plane?" The sharks: "Why's this plane in the Ocean bro?"

This movie reminds me of the man who was rescued by divers after he spent several days trapped in an air pocket in a boat underwater.

The fact that you approach these videos with the air of a disgruntled fireman trying to rescue people makes this all the more hilarious.

just call Jason Statham his shark plot armor is unbreakable

Moral of the story: don’t get on a Boeing 57 plane nowadays, or be rich enough to afford your own, or have enough money to fly on private jets.

*"He said the thing."* Top rule of survival in potentially harrowing situations. You never say the thing.

They could have used the oxygen generators from the emergency masks. It doesn't activate unless you pull on it. Plane was empty so there is plenty.

Hey everyone, Pilot here. Birdstrikes as well general issues that lead to needing to fly OEI (One Engine Inoperative) are the single most trained thing in simulators for ATP pilots (the type of pilots who fly you for an airline). Airliners can *EASILY* fly on one engine, and while we may need to descend to an altitude where there is enough power to manage it, it will be okay. Flying is one of the safest methods of travel, and while it is totally acceptable and natural to feel fear or anxiety, don't let that stop you from flying with us. Edit: And had I watched the video for 40 seconds longer, I would have heard/seen him say the exact same thing I said.

“wtf are sharks doing on a plane” man idk it’s almost like… you’re in the OCEAN 😭😭

What I got from this is that the lawyers are going to have a field day with the airline and the arguments on percent of liability between the pilots and airline negligence are going to be epic. Also, they better hope the governor loses reelection. He is going to go to town on them for his nearly dead daughter.

It bothers me that the divers don’t have any sort of marking floats to deploy as soon as they confirm the wreck. Which can help to communicate with chopper.

This movie doesn't even realize that the very first shark death wouldn't happen as easily, because a Shark can't swim backwards.

Former diver here. I cant say how correct this is, because it has been over a decade since i last certified, but AFAIK if the air pocket you are in is surface pressure (like in the crashed plane) you could swim out of the water and up to the surface as long as you properly execute an emergency ascent. The bends occur when you dive because you are breathing compressed air for an extended period of time.

15:12 its not the fuselage that keeps them afloat in water its the wings. More specifically the fuel tanks. Procedure is to dump all the fuel in any crash scenario, this leaves a massive air tank in both wings if the dump valve closes back properly. Even if it doesnt, it would still take a long time for water to flood them considering pressure gradients

You can also use the amount of light they can see through the windows to estimate their depth. By 120 feet, saltwater will have absorbed nearly all visible red light, so considering they can still very much see the color red, (helpfully demonstrated by a few of their fellow passangers) it's safe to assume they can't be any deeper than 120 feet. Still dangerous for sure, but survivable if they move quick!

A) I was assuming the grandmother was lying about being a strong swimmer so that others wouldn't try to argue with her staying behind. B) For folks having a tizzy: Picking a film, watching, scripting, recording, editing, and posting almost certainly takes longer than four days unless Nerd is an absolute machine. Two channels with similar concepts covering the same movie can happen. It doesn't mean it's plagiarism.

Day 93 of asking for a how to survive the crazy family in house of a thousand corpses

Damn, watched this movie for fun and man was I absolutely infuriated by what was going on there

That "I'm gonna break down the mistakes" sounded like he's about to say "I'm gonna break his spine".

Brandon (Colm Meaney) is one of the nicest celebrities I have ever met. I like seeing him in movies...even if they are B movies

To be fair, Medical and Cabin rated pressure oxigen tanks, will not help you survive the ascent from underwater either, deepsea oxygen tanks need a pressure regulator because there is pressure on the tank itself and you need to constantly adjust the rate it gives you oxygen with the depth

Just a quick nerd dose of aerospace knowledge. Bird strikes are common. So common in fact that most of the modern engines are designed in such a way that if a bird is sucked into the engine, it damages only the fan blades (the biggest ones in front) but then flow around the engine, not through the engine core. So unless you hit a huge flock which damages almost all the fan blades, you should be in fact fine

Wait wait. When you're in a confined space with way too many people (like underwater plane), the priority usually isn't the lack of oxygen -- it's too much CO2. And the bodyguard addresses that, such as dizziness. Thank you Apollo 13.

At 24:56, that's a Sand Tiger shark - whole different beast from a Tiger Shark. Sand Tiger sharks are generally not aggressive whereas Tiger sharks are one of the most aggressive of all sharks. I think maybe the Bull Shark is at the top with Tiger #2 and Great White #3.

The plane just straight up sinking was freaking hilarious, like wtf? LMAO. They directors definitely did not research anything about emergency situations in planes at all.

I just saw this movie two days ago, and the part with the divers confused the hell out of me. Your divers just jumped out your plane, and you realize you're low on fuel so screw those guys, we need to refill. We'll be back in a couple of hours.

So I’m gonna bust a bubble here. As soon as the cabin suffers decompression like that at 37k feet, everyone in there is gonna take a nap within seconds.

I'd say beaten. If it boils down to: Would never happen, it's beaten. Then if it's still beatable after giving several concession to accepting the premise, beatable. Leave unbeatable to things that require sheer luck or niche skills in order to survive OR are legit you're dead the moment you are in the situation.

Just gotta point out that I'm almost certain the regulators those divers were using before getting turned into shark-bait would have no oxygen left, unless they very politely turned off the air-supply while getting eaten... they're supposed to constantly pump air. Also, what even happened to diver #2, it looks like he just decided to sit down and die for... literally no reason.

"What would you do?" I dunno, probably die? I mean......it's far enough down...that plane is just gonna implode. And those inflatable vests aren't gonna inflate that far down because they dont have enough compressed air to inflate enough, so they're just stuck down there anyways. Great movie, but incredibly implausible.

TRYNA GET CELL RECEPTION ON OCEAN FLOOR IS CRAZY 😂😂😂

Damn that jet was basically Spirit Airlines

I've seen every explains video since this beginning, and its had its ups and downs. Mostly ups! This video is the first in a while that feels like its getting back to what makes the channel great, taking the time to break down situations in a bit more depth and doing the google work for me about situations I should never need to know anything about. Keep it up :)

5:02 it’s actually very rare for bird strikes to cripple an aircraft. This is what made the Hudson incident so unusual but that was a plane which lost both engines early into the flight and so didn’t have much speed to begin with

Sharks aren't even that aggressive. Sure they might be tiger sharks but sharks kill like 5 people per year.

The aquaman joke got a solid chuckle out of me, I give it 8 lobsters out of 10 sharks

So, the engine wouldn't explode or catch on fire, it would do pretty muck the opposite. The paste from the bird would coat the inside of the combustion chamber causing all combustion internally to stop. So it would be a loud wack, and then it would seize up and stop.

36:03 Nah, that’s just Aqua-man doing his thing again.

It's one thing to survive when it depends on one's own individual choices, but the entire situation is down to sheer luck. First of all, you need to survive a plane crash. Then you need to have been in the right seating so you didn't drown when it crashed, or been thrown from the plane WHILE it was crashing. Then you have to survive slowly running out of oxygen while being unable to leave due to being surrounded by sharks, PLUS surviving the stupidity of the passengers. Then you have to basically swim through an unknown number of man-eating sharks using an air tank that's not designed for the situation, while also getting a fatal case of the bends. And then on top of all of that, you have to be found and rescued in the middle of the night, surrounded by open ocean, all before the sharks follow you and eat you anyway, or you die of the bends. And that's not mentioning your rescuer's ability to save you from said bends on the way back to base. This whole movie is UNBEATEN in my opinion.

An airplane can fly on one engine, and if all engines fail it essentially becomes a glider. The record a passager plane has glided without engines and landed is over 100 miles. The only way this movie is unbeaten is if both the pilot and copilot had no training and the engine safety measures failed. Also I know dcs is less of a concern for freediving, but I dont know what the rules would be for trapped in an airpocket. There is a chance though that they would be okay had they left the plane quickly. Assuming they could make it to the surface.

We sppreciate how well you articulate your insights. You'll always have our support no matter what.

I wouldnt suggest blasting metalica, you would need music with a higher pitch. lower freqency sounds attract sharks! I remember an old episode of flipper where they had a radio in the water and it attracted a shark and flipper had to save the day! I mean the information is factual and not just from flipper but fun fact?

neva been so early love your videos man keep up the good work💗

27:30 im pretty sure that playing metal is considered to draw in sharks. likely has to do with the vibrations this kind of music sends through the water, though i dont think we fully understand why atm also the sound of plastic bottles and aluminum foil crumbling under water WILL draw in all kinds of sharks, that is a often used technique in shark diving.

Dcs is less of a worry when you are operating on your own lung capacity rather than an outside source like a dive tank.

This sounds like a pretty typical Boeing flight to me.

32:08 jaws looking out for that man's financial well-being By chewing his foot 😂😂😅

I don't think I've ever seen anything so absolutely and perfectly mid in my entire life. Been waiting for Nerd and Cinema Sins and the others to give us their takes cos this movie was a special one.

I love this silent rivalry with How to Beat. I did the research..your channel and first How To Beat video came first. I'm on your side. Plus your voice is awesome. And you're a better presenter. And your head doesn't bounce around all over the screen every time you talk. Unlike How To Beat (Once you see it, you can't unsee it)

This is an all-timer. Nerd is on top of his game

I love these vids Nerd explains 😅 educational and you make it soo funny as well 😂😂

Pilots would have gotten a crew alert message as soon as that engine got warm. Then they would pull the fire shutoff. Also cool thing about an engine fire on a commercial plane airliner, is that the the engine is designed to burn itself off the plane, so in theory the engine will just fall off to prevent fire and shrapnel from spreading. Assuming they can’t put the fire out.

"These things are regulated so heavily" ....*Boeing whistles*

i love watching these, but alot of times its ts akin ro "bring a rocket launcher just in case" lol

Kyyyyyyyle... Im not the only one who cant resist saying it like a bemused Cartmen atleasst once when I come across it in my daily life!

....also the air pocket in the fuselage? Also, also...once the plane hit the water, that was their opportunity to get out of the plane instead of just sitting there looking at each other. Also the classic nurse or medical professional as a survivor and the engineer or military personnel.

Love how this video is less of how to beat the sharks and more of how unrealistic it is

I could be wrong, but i dont think you get decompression sickness if you haven't used a tank. I think free divers and bell divers from back in the day could go down for long periods of time, pretty deep, and didn't have to worry about that.

Given how Boeing is doing nowadays, this was perfect

Legitimate fear? Found the one scared of flying.

This is going to be incredible for her dad’s campaign

Keep up the great videos!

Whoa, these are getting longer. I'm alright with that

Hey Colm Meaney! Always a pleasure to see that lad.

Just had to re sub to get notis. They really hating on your swag out here Nerd E.

Please do more survival thrillers instead of horror, these are way way better

I love every one of your videos, your crass commentary makes me piss myself laughing

Kyle was the friend who screams “WE’RE GONNA CRAASH” to a nervous flyer.

Great video !

Only a select few airlines that I know of are still around with rigorous training and employ based on stress management and qualifications similar to military training. I'm not afraid of flying, but I'm afraid of putting my life in the hands of people who are hired on by airlines that are looking for an ESG/DIE score. So I've stuck to the ground and the roads ever since 2016 or so.

This Boing commercial is lit.

Remember self reviving is always faster than waiting for a respawn

25:40 Typically the first type of shark nicknamed "The Shipwreck Shark" Is the Oceanic Whitetip Shark; As the vibrations from the coming crashes of Planes/Boats. They tend to be the first to investigate such potential "Food" cases.

Unbeaten, the only way to survive this scenario given the circumstances is through rescue.

i always have to check to make sure its "nerd explains" posting the how to videos because some other dude copies his exact style of youtube name and "style". its so frustrating. nerd explains or NOTHING.

You and Roanoke gaming should collab you two would be perfect if yall made a channel together or even just a video together two men with beards and good senses of humor, he could explain the biology and how something would function and you could go into detail on how to beat it

I got 2 movies for you. How to beat the Raid and how to beat land of the dead

She hit a stim shot for the self res 😂😂😂😂 I love your videos nerd

Sharks: i am the product of 450 million years of refinement and evolution, an apex predator in the seas, with no natural predators, and nothing to fear. Also sharks: AHHHHHH BUBBLES

Miles O'Brien is just relieved it's a shark that gets him and not the bloody Cardies or Keiko

44 mins!?! Hell yeah!!!

Great video.

Another thing what would have killed the last few people is the plane sliding down the cliff causing the water to pull them down with it

From trek, and gemini commander (sg-a,) to shark fighter.. Sounds like a promotion?

You deserve more subscribers

as someone who sometimes free dives if u grab anything that can be used as a flotation device and rip the oxygen tanks out of the plane (or just get some if there are some but that's probably rare) it could be possible to surface even from like 40m depth, also pretty sure the longer you stay the worse it gets due to lack of oxygen, the air being extremely pressurised by all the water trying to ram itself in, panic. lack of oxygen again so if i was in this scenario im taking my chances getting anything that floats and yeeting myself out of the hole in the plane (from my experience 10-15 maybe 20m is still very much managable if ur prepared and calm) and if it is about the 200m ur f'd just sit tight and try not to panic

I know a lot of horror movies are needlessly stupid. But this movie takes the cake, holy smokes

This is the first time I've heard of this movie and the number of inaccuracies is insane.

This movie really didn't do their research on what would happen during a damn bird strike, huh? I'd rather just watch Sully

They wouldn’t have died from decompression sickness. The air pressure in the plane would be of the same atmospheric pressure as above sea level due to that pressure being trapped in the plane as it sinks. Just like how sailors in a submarine don’t have to worry about decompression sickness and same with free divers who dive to extreme depths on a single breath of air.

Never taunt the gods, no matter which ones. Also, I love how nerd constantly harps on spirit air. Did you have a bad time on it and give it a bad review, or you trying to send it to hell. Probably the latter.

True, but Tiger sharks are generally considered the trashcans of the sea. They kinda eat everything. It dosen't look like a Tiger though.

This movie was beaten, because even in a world where Boeing has fallen so far, it still came across as utterly unrealistic. That which cannot happen cannot beat us.

Good show

Rule #1: If it’s Boeing, I ain’t going.

I miss the alternative background music you used for a period of time 2 years ago. Should swap between 'em once in a while imo! Awesome content as usual regardless though haha, love watching any video you post!

The way nana just gave up in the end pissed me off. Like she didn’t even try.

I've come to love when movies try to use tourniquets JUST because I know that 99% of the time they're doing it wrong and it's so fun to watch Nerd go off about how and why they're wrong.

Finally a long video!!!😅

Mista gg had me laughing so hard at this movie 😂