How To Beat The XENOMORPHS In ALIEN 

You have a damn good day too

Have a damn good day

You too

Have a damn good day guys

U 2

Or hiding from demons

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Hi Blake love ur vids

I thought this guy loved Minecraft too 😉

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LOL THE CAT WAS SUSSY!!!!

Never trust cats if they had all power the human race will sufer

Y E S

If house cats were the size of humans and nothing else changed we would still be looked at like food.

@@liquidsleepgames3661 depends, they would probably be like lions which are tameable but obviously not safe

"""""Your favorite cinema summary am i right.""""""

And the same cinema summary: "Eating dogs and slapping strippers on the butt is unethical." - We all know that someone as psychopathic as him would lie to make the audience feel comfortable.

He is blunt lol

right?!? i would only look if there was a nice hard see through glass wall.

@@Clover2a4688 miko

And the ship pilot (talking about the alien ship) had a hole in his ribcage tha looked like it was made from the inside, huge red flag

But what about the cute baby?

In the alien universe proven findings of extraterrestrial artifacts would setup a lowly worker not only for life but for generations to come.

Yasss

Yaaaaaaaassssssd boyyyyyyy

Ye

@Galaxy Gamers what is gamora

@@KING-im2td female shrek

Smart 😂

kinda sus if u ask me

my number one rule from today

Well 20 in 80s is like 20 bilion today lol

@@ItsRinzler7 Not true at all, not even close 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you have a very disturbingly wrong view on inflation

@@Gazza73482 ok 6 trillions it is

Yes, but that could be like in crypto dollars, or something, with each one equaling millions of normal "us dollars", for example.

Lmao laughed so hard when he said that 🤣

Lol

He’s got priorities...and does know how to use anything as a weapon

I know right?

I was hoping to see this in the top comments.

ayyy I see your a fan of them too

SUS

Before this blows up

Wow only 21 likes

Ayyyyy mc RU-vidr's

Did not realize it was a sponser until the end of it

@@Stickistupid I only realized after about 20 seconds in. (so basically just a few seconds to the end lol)

@EnderQuakePlayz who did I steal it from

Cuz I didn’t see a comment like this

If thats your definition of smooth I'd HATE to see your definition of rough.

Every sane person would do the same

@@dreadlord2466 bruh wtf? U good bro???

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Any sane person would agree.

I saw that as soon as he sad I laughed my ass off

Your not gonna be able to move with 280lb suit. Maybe just lower the gravity

Ash was definitely acting under orders from WY to bring the alien back. He says this in the movie.

They're so smooth

They're smoother then my brain

Smoother then the reply above me

They're smoother than a black hole

@@shaunyjimenez9637 what?

Well that escalated quickly

🤡vs😔

*Meanwhile, in Nevada*

Lol

Hmm most funniest

ash would never have listened though and probably do anything in his power to get the alien for studying. 90% of the time, everyone was using common sense and logic. They probably would have survived the whole movie if ash wasn't involved.

But then there would be no movie. 🥺

No Prometheus either, or would there be?

Not really though? Xenobio goes a bit deeper then that.

And that's even true because the scientist's will do painful experiments to study the aliens

Xenophobia is fun

Go vegan

It's natural human behavior to project your own behavior on others. Combine that with a distinct lack of empathy for anyone, the toxic echo chamber that is social media, and the actual media constantly yelling in our ears that "the other side" is responsible for everything wrong in the world....is it any wonder were so divided?

Plus two minutes for our sponser skillshare

@@torkexe8918 lol

Alien: Is it Cinema Summary? Y-yes Alien: Oh. Well I don’t have to worry about killing you then lol 😂

everyone gangsta until an ad appeared

I would've lit that egg up the moment it started opening.

The whole theme of the movie is when people are in a state of fear they are not thinking straight. The android was programmed by Wayland Yutani to keep the crew in a state of fear; Wayland Yutani utilised the the greed of the crew perfectly when it came to their "wages". To put it bluntly the crew was a part of a very horrible experiment performed by Wayland Yutani; they fell for it hook line and sinker and paid the price.

He makes a lot of mistakes in these videos, i would say, this video should have been called "how to NOT defeat a xenomorph"

Seriously, he makes so many mistakes about lore, its a necessary when you are making video of this kind.

Zeno morphs ignore you if you aren’t scared of them. They attack fear

Ripely is my cousin’s name lol

Because *alien like wine*

Cinema Summary is thinking 20 steps ahead of us.

Don’t judge

@@fbi3233 pwease dont search my search history

He trying to copy nerd explains

The blood is not acidic. BUT it becomes an acid when it contact to air. Akin to our stomach. Our stomach does not secrete pure acid (the glans would melt themselves) It secretes two different components from different glands, and only when mixed together they form an acid.

But like, how do you get close enough to a Xeno to pierce its skin safely? At that point, just sever it's head!

We know that, and the Company may begrudgingly be forced to accept that, but then they'd just try again with some other poor schmucks. The Engineer's spore tech is greater than Mjolnir in regards to being both a tool and a weapon, and they'll stop at nothing for it. Yes, they can declare themselves the sole proprietors of the galaxy with the threat of an unfortunate Xenomorph infestation on every colony, but on the other hand they can grow interstellar spaceships out of the ground. Creepy, phallic interstellar spaceships, but still.

why are you everywhere

I guess you're right.

You have good taste

True

Imagine Taco Bell giving you stomach problems couldn’t relate

No, she’s a badass that’s why and maybe a hint of culture

@Vinny 0 true

@Vinny 0 why tho

@Vinny 0 I mean, dating stargo- I mean starlord is a stepping stone for her to be soft and nice to others so I hopefully think she will spare cinema

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Because the medical officer, the one who would get to decide if they froze him, was actively protecting the Alien. He knew the whole time what was happening to Kane. There's even a shot where you can see the chestburster on a monitor when Ripley confronts him about breaking quarantine that he tries to hide.

They’re so smooth I don’t skip them out of respect to how clean it was.

@@madcuzbad6003 same

I don’t skip them cuz it’s smooth it’s not too long and he gets right back to the video

Yea it’s so smooth I watch the whole thing

Which was the best call. I remember him saying that he wanted a genuine surprise

I heard bout that too. I heard the other female member of the crew actually fainted.

Didn't we all know this 10 years ago?

@@sashagrey5001 still a cool fact

Are you serious? 😂 They basically got pranked!

You simply dont survive it, no matter how many nonsense he is putting out there in those videos. In Aliens a whole Colony and a Colonial Marine Troop was nothing for the Xenos and only Ripleys Plottarmor saved the day. because she never would have reached the Hivepart with the Queen in it, because multiple Xenos from different angles are no joke.

But why Gamora? 🤔

@@samandersson6884 Why Not

@@samandersson6884 who is gamora

@@amanwithdreams932 why is gamora

@@amanwithdreams932 ill do you one better, why is gamora

Ill share with Ripley.

@@helixmoore7636 ill share with nebula

ill share with shrek (stop mentioning my name im changing it)

@@rock2264 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

@@_GaroTL yeah shrek let me in his swamp when im in trouble in forest

Yes. But never underestimate the hold of capitalistic companies on the law making. Corruption exists, you know. For a company that earns BILLIONS per single trip of that vessel….. They can buy their own country and instate whatever labor laws they deem necessary for their cost-cutting goals. I would not be surprised if the crew members sign some airtight NDAs etc.

I love this movie

@@KTTstudios ok

Person who caused the wildfires: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!"

Florida families be like: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN

@@benedict0902 oh no the babies will now pop up on the wife's chest and cause serious wildfire

@@benedict0902 As someone whose been born and raised here in Florida, I can admit that's true xD

Ok that’s legit true.

"That was his first mistake"

🤣

If only the alien could use protection.

Lol yeah

@@Emjayyyy Ripley and the cat were the only survivors.

@@Emjayyyy Cat got sucked out into space

I really don't think that going to help i mean the alien could kill you while your in cryosleep or maybe i wrong

@@playerstation5624 Oh definitely. They're extremely intelligent. Could sabotage your pod, straight up break into it or sabotage the ship's life support system itself (Xenos don't need to breath *as far as I know*, they can survive in outer space for long periods of time).

@@johnlucas2838 did we see the cat fly out?

I would say they are the same as linus's level.

Y e s s i r

What doas that mean?

What was the previous level?

i'm sayin' 🤣😂 I can't even be mad at him tbh

There all good

Pretty much allof them are

Bro it took me a minute for me to tell it was a ad

@@indigodragon4649 an ad*

This part bothered me immensely. Humanity is capable of interstellar travel, and apparently it’s common and cheap enough that mining corporations send ships light years away to tow material back to Earth. The humanity of the Alien universe are not lightweights in tech. It’s pragmatic to be cautious, but to automatically assume that any other alien civilization is capable of wiping us out with ease is an outdated estimation of Humanities capabilities in the Alien universe.

idk if that’s actually true since you know, most people die naturally and that’s on a death bed

Y

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it's the first time they've seen this alien. How could they know, they didn't watch the movie

@@leonidbaishev2221 You still don't see the issue? They've went against protocol the entire time. But this movie is kind of dumb because the main "hidden" protocol was to bring the alien to Earth using the android as the captain..OK so why didn't the multi billion company use all androids for the mission??? Now they have their entire ship of valuable cargo gone.

@@CC-uy9wp The main mission wasn't recovering the xenomorph, it was just "mining". Nor this was the only crew in space, all the WY ships had their main missions, but with the hidden alien protocol IF one of them happened to find the alien race.

same

SAME BRUH

@@Connorkol666 what’s the time stamp???

@@lisadamonalisa1479 12:15

ok

Yeah! He knows it all!

I doubt it, since he sometimes mentions on videos that he isn't THAT brave to try some of the tactics he suggests. +, there's the problem of stress. But he would probably put up a good fight Edit: typo

Just imagine the alien getting on the ship and then seeing cinema summary there and it goes “nah man not worth it i better find another host”

@Ghosty NY ah yes, the random "stfu" or "who asked". Making a comment is grounds for being told to shut up now? Edit: Also nice liking your own comment lmao

@Ghosty NY would you please stop spamming this under every single comment you annoying dit.

LMFAO

@@zyroniks1093 LMFAOSHIRITSAGROBADTAFD

There are no good gender reveal parties.

@@Asertix357 basically the ball that will make the color will hit some one or the color will be green or somethin

@@Asertix357 why

So basically: Have common sense and you automatically survive.

haha our comments are similar

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90%*

*Sad potato.Exe has stopped working*

People die when they are killed 🤣😂

Clearly didn't understand the point

It's not a quote if it's not word for word.

From a forest fire?

Everyone died

Pollution?

Like the forest?

don't forget the "that was his biggest mistake" memes

And that little 0.01% of the original/mixed up

how dare you forget (something related to movie eg. xenomorph is imposter i saw him vent)

@@bitebackbunny ah true

Imagine a cannibal tries to kill you and you say "NO!"

Imagine an earthquake and you just say no Earthquake: understandable, have a good day

Imagine falling to your death, but you say no. Gravity: understandable, have a good day.

A T Rex might be super intelligent but we don't know that because they went extinct long before humans came to be. As much as we can gain from fossils there are still a tons we don't know about them or the dinosaurs in general.

@Cheeseburger Cow simply, yes you are

@Cheeseburger Cow yes, for now

We monkey Smart together

Reptiles are not so smort

except the movie is named "Human"

@@contentlacking5950 *THE TABLES HAVED TURNED*

300th like and 4th comment

Another thing evolution might tell us. The acid blood strongly implies the creature is from a world that lacks any significant volume of water. Sulfuric Acid is hypothesized as being capable of serving the same basic biological fiunction as water does to most life on Earth because it has many of the same qualities with the obvious exception that the organism needs to be a extremophile that can survive the acid bath.

Commenting here before it gets famous

_cinema summary wants to know your location_

@@vanillabits4714 me too

@@HowToBeatYT ayo😳

@@vanillabits4714 what he said

Ikr and have a damn good day

No kidding, I didn’t even notice it til I see your post.

Ikr, i didn't even skip it

true

People get traumatized? Seriously?

@@wisenotwise2676 if you are a kid, easily scared or have trauma then yeah

Nah, actually watch it it’s an amazing movie

Horror movies make me anxious, as they’re supposed to, but I have an anxiety disorder so I can’t watch them without feeling terrible for days. I still love horror as a whole, though, so these videos are absolutely perfect for that

Do we even need to say that anymore, they're ALWAYS smooth

@@daggerfly0087 Fax

It always is

To smooth my guy

Bruh it’s so clean then he brings it back to the movie

@@Emjayyyy not sorry my tablet likes auto correcting alot.

😼🐈🐱

Yes

Wait did the cat survive i haven't finished video

Mr. Whiskers > Hoomans 😌

@@theepufferfish7918 Yes the cat survives

because that is why we watch youtube videos, seamless transitions into ads. *sigh* I swear there are more and more mindless sheep each day.

@@evanbelton1297 We watch yt vids because of the title and content, not the ads.

@@humanlettuce7422 good. let's keep it that way shall we? because an ad should not be the most referenced part of a video. it speaks poorly of the creator.

@@evanbelton1297 not really. It was just a very silky transition and it’s not like it’s the only thing talked about.

Jesus chill guys it was just a good transition ok? That’s shows that HE did the transition and he is good if anything

It’s always smooth af

I thought I was watching the video still and the wine was really a weapon😅

@Sigurd Blergh Blergh It's gotten to a point where I genuinely find shitpost ads much more entertaining than smooth transitions.

@Sigurd Blergh Blergh Only if the ads are RU-vid designated, not the ones in their videos. They get commissions from you visiting the links they provide, if I'm not wrong.

@Zain Qureshi why the no

Me: Looks at dead corpse. We could use that. Crewmate: Just use the cat. Me: you, or the corpse? Crewmate: Sorry.