How to Confuse an Old Person 

I'd rather get locked in the bathroom instead of pooping my pants in front of the whole class

Poopping

@@DailyDoseOfInternet real

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@@DailyDoseOfInternet exactly!

If I attended that school, I’d piss in the teachers coffee maker since they wanna play games. Edit: Ya’ll forget the teachers aren’t the only ones using the coffee maker.

@@InsaneLaughter01 don’t do that. It isn’t the teachers fault and you’re basically blaming them for something they likely didn’t have a say in. Piss on the principals computer or something

And then there's that one weird kid that likes to smear shit on the walls.

Or drop a deuce outside the gate.

Rip the one guy who gets trapped in the bathroom

I am pretty sure this would be illegal in my country. Apart from nobody being dumb enough to try to enforce such BS, the parents would run amok on someone trying.

I remember once in high school I asked my teacher if I may go to the bathroom and she said no Then I asked her "what am I supposed to do then? Do it here?" and just got up and went out to the bathroom I will say that she isn't a bad teacher nor a bad person, but sometimes they can be so stubborn and close minded for no reason... Like, I'm a human being and I even asked politely I talked to her about it afterwards and we got it sort out but like, man... those gates are brutal, I would literally piss in those teachers' room or prinicipal's office if I had to, just to get the point clear

bro have you been to a high school? its just kids vaping/skipping class, although there are a lot of better ways than trapping children in a bathroom

Wasnt like bathroom are classified as human right? I think by the UN so yeah

I've heard about this happening, and usually there will be some bathrooms that are unlocked. the smaller number of bathrooms are easier to monitor. the point is to reduce the amount space that kids can be in unobserved. it's a clumsy solution to drug and violence problems, since the bathrooms during class periods are disproportionately the place and time that stuff tends to occur.

thats what i thought because its similar to my school

Wow, more people need to see this comment.

so you HAVE to go during class? just as dumb.

It's just another great way for schools to waste tax payers money. Yet they still claim they need more. I worked as a Clerk in charge of placing orders given to me using tax payers money for the school district in my area. The shit these districts request and approve of are outrageous. It's like they buy things BECAUSE they have a surplus of money, then petition for higher taxing so they get more money to waste.

My school didn't even haf toilett paper.

Not to mention I guarantee they "close" them after four minutes are up to punish the students, which would be a hilarious violation of fire codes. But this most likely happened in a red state where federal laws are mere guidelines due to lack of judges who will actually prosecute.

You just enlightened me to something called pelvic floor disorder and now I have something I need to talk to my doctor about

@@helpfulDeathgod Good luck dude, Hope it works o

Relax Nicole, I'm sure they have other bathroom available for the kids to use. They close off a large majority to keep the kids focused. Nobody is running a concentration camp here...

Dont forget people with IBS.

they shouldn't even prevent people from going in the first place, free world remember

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Sounds like a lawsuit about to happen.

What's the point in doing that? I'm not american, it seems ridiculous to me

@@olliefoxx7165 they probably open if if they have to

, teacher did not call on me.. my hand raised, I walked to her desk, to ask if I kud go to the bathroom.. Well .. I didn't know what, but I knew I had to go there, I threw up all over her desk .that was 3rd grade..

Same with me I was thinking about the girls who gets periods every month

Jacob Geller has a documentary on this exact scenario (Treating students as inmates), I would have hoped that school systems could behave in a mature fashion, but they squander their budget and enforce arbitrary laws like children. To think I grew up in a system just as that, and have surpassed them developmentally.

It's literally so weird. Like, there are no such restrictions at colleges (as far as I know) and you can leave whenever without even asking, so why the hell would it be required to LOCK bathrooms in a goddamn school? I get they want kids to watch the classes but that's uncalled for

@K B yes! Its such a good video essay, and i love Jacob!

Imagine if you got locked in accidentally and a fire happened. Lawsuit waiting to happen.

As a teacher I would hang "Emergency bolt cutters" on the inside of the gate. Have fun escaping jail kids. Lol

"hell for kids" bro this is literally concentration camp treatment. That ain't some "hell for kids", literal H*tler behaviour.

And adults wonder why so many teens drop out of high school once they're 17-18yrs old

Yep, it's called discipline👍🏽

This would be unthinkable in my country, I guess some nations are just going backwards.

It’s a trust system. So many students use the bathrooms to skip class, vape, etc. The students at that school must be incredibly irresponsible if the school felt the need to put freaking metal gates to block the bathrooms.

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She should’ve just not said it in the first place 🫤

@@DatMonka And that explains the open mouth at 0:59 - that moment of 'oh no, I said that out loud!'

@@DatMonka And then what? Go to a concert you don't care for? Just throw the ticket away without saying anything? What would you do if somebody gave you a gift like that? It's quite inconsiderate, not even knowing what kind of music your kid like.

@@UnfaithfulEvil192wtf ??

​@@UnfaithfulEvil192what The Fuck.

@@illusio_ bot I assime, spamming that shit on literally every comment on this video.

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 tf

they put a janitor to see if somebody is in 💀💀

Came here to say this

@UnfaithfulEvil192 💀 u what

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 these bots getting out of hand

Yeah! If I need to go and they’re blocking my way, they deal with the consequences!

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 ayo?

Camera gain is adjusting for low light. Go outside with a modern phone on a full moon and you will see the same thing. That said the snow reflecting the light, definitely brightens it up.

Bro why do these bots have to say something mean every time Daily Dose uploads a new video? What’s the point posting these comments if they’re going to receive hate on their channels because of this?

Mazel tov!

@@ThisGuyDannyyy they only want attention, and they certainly got yours

@@ThisGuyDannyyy Because it's bots, they want hate clicks and RU-vid won't do anything about it.

@@ThisGuyDannyyy they just want attention, this one is the worst I’ve ever seen:(

I thought it might be fake, so I asked ChatGPT to identify it for me, and it's a European Starling which can mimic sounds really well. So probably legit

what did the teacher reply like?

@@juked6877 Probably with “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PEE IN THE POTTY BUCKET!”

@@juked6877 probably just continued to blame the girl

Yeah, that happened too me a few times in primary, last 3 years our teachers were utter cunts beyond inhuman belief. & they wonder why so many of my generation are broken with incomprehensible anxiety Although, syaing that, 2 of those teachers were fired a few years after I left & actually barred from working with children for life, sooo, ah, I don't know where I'm going with that, they still utterly broke me & many others lives & just set us up to fail misserably & have to just be playing catch up the rest of our lives, which I still am, & not doing it very well either, god there's a bunch of us are just a mess still more than 20 years later

This happened to me in first grade.

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Unfortunately, there are studies and FOIA documents that confirm your feelings. Conditioned to be a slave (employed) or a prisoner. Fortunately, We homeschool our children now.

Prisoners get to use a toilet whenever they want.

@@armchairgeneralissimo k..

@@so5502 Please do tell them to actually get (I assume the US equivalent of) GCSEs, A-Levels and higher education.

hahahaha! pissed off!

Hehe pissed off parents and pissed on floors

Absolutely, it's just so good

you might want to re-type that.

I love it more than anything.. keep replay it.. it's hilarious yet adorable..

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First ones smile was so cute 🥺😂

It's the Flutterbye Fairy all over again.

Merry fucking christmas grandpa! We must rip out the fireplace so this never happens again.

@@ponyphonic lol more like flutterfry

theyre like heat seeking or something

@@SusanKay- “defying gravity” it’s a drone, just inside a ball, bruh

Apart from the misinformation in this episode about the gates over the school toilets.

@@Sun-Tzu-He just got a thing wrong dawg it’s not that deep

@@localbrachiosaurus It's still misinformation. He was claiming a school was routinely violating human rights.

It really sucks that you had to end up in the ER for them to do something about it. Something like that could have caused permanent damage that you'd have to live with for the rest of your life. That can lead to an impacted colon which can be very serious.

That's the first time i see a school with that auto-gates at toilet/WC in our country, they are free to go to toilets, but just for once in every class.. so when for example math class alredy end, n continue with history or other class, you can go toilet again..

@@DarkBlqze77777 Having bathrooms only available between classes means people with bladder problems, leaking menstrual products, or diarrhea are likely to soil themselves.

Catholic school?

Teachers scolding kids for going to the bathroom is such a stupid action. I remember when I was back in 1st grade, I saw teachers scolding kids and not allowing them to go to the bathroom. This made me scared to ask them and ended up accidentally peeing on my chair. And I ended up developing a UTI.

Imagine if you were in the bathroom when class started and you got locked in

Good for speed running

Imagine these bots in the replies posting hateful and offensive content for attention. They sound exactly like DT from Star Wars on 1:11

It's a shame that so many students abused policy and the school has to Institute those policies.

@@LindaC616 how dare they abuse their right to defecate

ohhhhhhhhh that video... i remember that, RIP flying faity doll

Finally, somebody who remembers that

​@@iggi_gaming a lot people remember that but don't talk about it like me.

@@npc4665 das wuzzup

@@npc4665 hello PunPun

I saw the full video, not only did he do his r2d2 impression, he copied several long and complex melodies that his owner made up on the spot

Nah bro das a rec'rding dron da g'vernmen sent out ta spy on us!

that thing is so accurate i cant believe it

@@Acejak1234 I also can't believe it, it's absolutely fake.

@@zaxxon32 It ain't. Those birds are ridiculously talented in mimicking any sound. Just search for "nuggets the mynah" here on yt . I also believe the video shown IS actually Nuggets.

Well, that's the goal. You will also own nothing and be happy.

So glad imm outta of grade school now feels like it’s becoming mire and more like a prison now then when i was in

@@p0llenp0nyRight?!? FInally someone gets it!! That's the phrase my mom says, word for word ;o;

You don't realise, the school is simply teaching it's students how to be amazon workers

Yeah no duh dude. If you establish upon children a limited understanding of their rights, they will never fully understand what they're being deprived of and will grow up oblivious otherwise. Funny, I remember people saying this for years and years but until 2020 they were written off as crazy conspiracy theorists.

inhumane rules are invalid by default!

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why am i thinking of trying that myself?

W him

@@somerandombruh7240 Do it!!

@UnfaithfulEvil 🅥 This is what you sound like on 1:11 because of bots

Makes you wonder if it's really a bird

@@itsDerekG BIRDS ARENT REAL; but they are the best invention the big “them” have ever made.

Have you seen the full short? The bird says multiple sentences clearly and copies a tune flawlessly. VERY impressive indeed!

@@unassignedvar212well, in your opinion, they aren’t real.

You don't even need to be sick to get hurt by this. Anyone can get a kidney or urinary tract infection by holding their urine too long, especially problematic for women.

Agreed

what city was that

Tbh on America im pretty sure it is illegal to do that. Not sure where the clip is from though

This happened to me too, i felt so bad for my friend :(

This would be horrifying for someone with IBS, a girl during menstruation, or anyone who can't get the job done in 4 minutes.

Exactly! Also, what about the people with disabilities?

what is IBS?

@@sofiadotto2605 Irritable bowel syndrome. It basically means that you will suddenly have to take a crap. there is very little warning and I imagine a fair few people have ruined a country's worth of pants.

Not to mention if even half the school has to go the the bathroom and they only have 4 minutes, all the bathrooms will be PACKED

The younger generation got the short stick. Terrible parents, terrible society, bullying, being exposed to adult things at a young age, TikTok, being raised on the internet, no room for imagination, being treated like inmates in their schools, etc. Even if these poor kids nowadays were allowed to be kids and have their own personalities without someone telling them they can't, they wouldn't know how to at this point.

The rate at which teachers abuse and torture students in ways like this (among other ways) leaves me weary of any person who proudly tells me they're a teacher.

@@zBorderPatrol there have always been shitty practices in teaching, it wasn’t too long ago teachers could literally beat their students

fucking kindergarten?? she MUST have seen this coming dude. and she expected you to mop it up afterwards like you didn’t just get humiliated for something you’re so sure wasn’t your fault ((because it wasn’t)) at that age?

you think that’s strange? here in my school in Asia we have a policy of no bathroom breaks during lesson. no one cares if you piss yourself, and you’re responsible for cleaning the mess up, you guys gotta stop complaining for every single thing asive it’s ‘vIOlAtINg mY rIghTs!!’

I remember one guy just straight up answered a phone call from his mom in the middle of the class and just walked out 😂 But yeah, we were allowed too of course. But the trachers were not happy, saying thay they would be responsible if we got hurt and that we had time during the break. But they were not allowed to forbid it. Only one teacher allowed to just quetly leave the class

its normal for students to abuse the system, but the answer definitely shouldnt be to lock up the bathrooms!

Honestly if the kids do decide to abuse it it's on them. You can't control their actions at all times, especially not without consequences for the good children. All you can do is tell the kids what to do, why they should do it, and punish them when possible to reinforce the point. If they still try to abuse it, well, they'll face the consequences later on. Such is life. Just do your best to get the point across and hope that's enough. No need to be excessive because even if you are they will still find ways to abuse it and it might even make it worse.

I have the same thing. People can get up and leave, and generally speaking one kid is let out at a time. That's sort of an unspoken rule though, and I'm sure if people left while another was in the bathroom, it'd be fine

For my last two years at high school, the restrooms were kept locked at all times, and anyone wanting to use them (or be in the hallway at all during class) had to be escorted by an administrator. Admin never started a reason.

Exactly what I was thinking!

Yip I think it is really mean. I'm hard of hearing and would find this really stressful.

I thought the same , as my kids often repeat what they have just said . If I were the lady , it would confirm my suspicions . Elderly people are off limits .

I agree, it's really a mean thing to do to a stranger who is elderly.

Agreed. Messing around this way with people you know is one thing. Being elderly, she is likely dealing with hearing loss, which can be an emotional journey for a lot of people, especially if they haven't yet learned how to make adjustments to accommodate for not relying on hearing as much.

Let's not forget all disabled kids and kids taking medication, which in today's society are growing in numbers. Imagine being disabled, being given meds that make you need to pee, and getting punished for being disabled

@@griffinbastion Yeah, didn’t even think of that. What a shit school.

"The design is very inhuman"

Yes Hope it breaks soon (absolutly by accident and not by screwdriver-in-moving-parts dissease) when its open so its useless

Imagine if a fire happened and a student gets trapped then what?

@@urboideiba4514 A lawsuit. You are legally required (at least in my country) to provide an always working exit path regardless of your position.

It's the aushwitz treatment

free break

wow these bots

@Walter Dennis imagine if they're busy or something it happens. Anyways we don't know if they check bathrooms after being locked so yeah.

Yeah, no, I would never go to a school that locks bathrooms. Human needs are not a joke.

On the bright side if no one else is with you at least you take a dump in peace

@YeaMan don’t care bro your probably built like a stop sign

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@YeaMan no he didnt that fire says Burn in hell daily dose

@@ImalsoaMercenary0105 dont reply to the bots

Brother?

I had mine soak on other side of pants….

@@skysetblue9578 tmi tmi

@@KaahVT Clearly you are not a female... comment is referring to the toilet with bars clip, not being able to go to the toilet when your period suddenly comes will be a NIGHTMARE

@@gachabloxgirl3958 I am a female irl and I have my period rn. I'm allowed to comment whatever I want. But this comment is just dumb. And so is yours! guessing other peoples gender? Clearly you aren't smart

@@gachabloxgirl3958 Tbh I'd rather get stuck inside a bathroom then go to school with blood on my ass. Isn't it embarrassing knowing that you said something outrageous and incredibly sad?

We got a little more dose of evil that usual in the daily dose of internet

He said he’s posting videos everyday now out of spite because of one person calling him out

@YeaMan dumpster fire

@@Fluffycakez5 Nuh uh.

im pretty sure that "girl" is a boy

pretty sure theyre both dudes lol

Hear, hear. Pre-9/11 times were wonderful.

99% of schools are like that today too, he just showed the one example that isn't

I had a principal at my school who ACTUALLY CARED about the INDIVIDUAL students wellbeing. Like this man went out of his way to buy me, a random kid a soccer ball. Sadly he left that school (though from what I've heard he's gotten pretty high up the system in the school board) and we were left with the average principal Who does the bare minimum work.

Yea compared to now hands down 10x better however 20 yr old in the 90's felt the exact same way about the late 70-early 80's.

For some, sure.

the poor janitor's don't deserve it, whoever's idea it was deserves it on their desk tho

@@russtralia6428 Yeah, but @kodex_xp explains it and how Daily Dose messed up.

​@@russtralia6428For real. So many people making this joke saying they would actually do it without even realizing the people cleaning up their sht and having to smell it aren't the ones who made the rule in the first place.

And the millisecond it inconveniences an angry kid whose parents own bolt cutters it'll be destroyed. I should know, I was an angry kid and my first thought was "Sounds like a justified way to break it".

Violation to fire code too. There's no way that is real.

@@MunchieTheGnome Exactly, four minutes in between classes? There's no way, kids would've gotten stuck in there the first day it was there. Can you imagine trying to explain that to your parents

Oh well, suck it up, if you're in charge you get to abuse people. Don't like it? Oh well, enjoy the punishment

@@Spyrika That's not how it works, illegal is illegal, and this is a government building :p

Speaking of missed period lol sorry imagine getting your first period during this

@@skysetblue9578 or any period

Yeah I actually feel sorry for the girls who gets their periods who got right mind put up the gates on the bathroom it’s insane

*KBEB*

Same

So you can knock one out in private

Literally illegal (for administration) due to fire regulations and human rights

@@SmegulonPrime lmao

Yoooo, I'm rewatching that shiz!

mio-sha best fox

Can you explain?

@@Manimanocas The Good Place. One of the best shows ever

@@tanlan9212 i meant the brake joke

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What?

LOL

The fairies...they've evolved into balls

I have been getting cat related things since I was 3,,, I'm 14. I don't even like cats that much

But what an ungracious way of accepting a gift !

when I was a kid I just told everyone that they can give me money, win-win for everyone

@Sarandib22 and that's on period

@@renzo6490 almost as equally ungracious as assuming what people like instead of you know, actually asking or better yet already knowing what they like and want, especially when it’s your own child.

@RedStar 123 shut up

I would've broken out

@RedStar 123 poo poo 👎

I would have done it on purpose.

Even prisoners in supermax prison have unfettered access to a toilet.

it's just too bad that the security doesn't stay with you, once you leave the casino...the parking lot could get dicey

@@GoddessStone can’t you call a police to assist you because you don’t feel safe?

the secutity is not there to protect you, they are there to protect the assets aka; the money. that's a BIG difference, they dont give two winks about you or what happens to you if sht get real.

@@snowdust5382 as someone who’s worked casino security, most patrons will be escorted to the cash out desk and we advise them to take the Cheque rather than hard cash due to the transferability. A lot easier to conceal a singular paper than stacks of cash stuffed in a plastic bag from our gift shop

If I'm there at the time, you can pay me and I'll guard you until you get to the bank. Only $300/hr.

Right!? I love the idea of buildings that have trees on the rooftop so much I hope they do this more

Yikes. My dad was a landscape designer (now arborist), who transformed our twin house with foliage and trees. I call it "The Meadow" and that's his goal. We worked on the house for years and it's beautiful. My mom and dad planned to sell the house awhile ago, but now they're passing it down to me and my older brother. There's no way I'm letting some realtor ruin my dad's hard work.

some species of fruit trees can be grown in pots of at least 6 gallons, so everyone can have a tree at home

@@voice_0f_reason my condolences, but awesome that the house is staying with you as well as the green.

Algae and grass both produce more oxygen and reduce more CO2 than trees Trees are honestly a meme

I’ve been hunting for your comment.

The Dad laughing in the background seals it.

Taylor S. is damaged goods ( A. Schwarzenegger ) ☆

I'm more surprised that they didn't call security to beat that person senseless and ban them for life from the casino

That's illegal

@@General_kenobi12 They care?

Yeah who are they going to complain to the police? These are tribal police on tribal lands will be lucky if you don’t wind up an unmarked grave somewhere. if you go to a casino expecting to win anything you’re an idiot I go there for the entertainment and the food. I was in Vegas about 20 years ago and this guy hit $100,000 on a progressive slot machine, it was at the Gold Coast a secondary casino off the main strip not too expensive quite pleasant accommodations. anyway, they ran up and he looked at them and he said “yeah yeah I know the machine is malfunctioning, I gotcha” and they were trying to tell him “no sir you actually won, congratulations” and he just screamed at them at the top of his voice “BULLSHIT!!! You don’t have to put on a show for all the other people around here and then tell me I didn’t win in the fucking back room.” and turned around and walked out and they were frantically trying to stop him without getting physical with him because they had no right to be physical. I don’t know if that guy ever got his money or not, But the level of pissed off he looked I’m thinking the Gold Coast probably didn’t have to pay anything out that night. but that’s what happens when these fucking casinos basically every time somebody wins are told that the machine malfunctioned, ESPECIALLY at the Native American casinos places if they even have an inkling that you’re winning at anything will throw you out. if you’re lucky you don’t get an ass beating. Smart thing to do is say you win $5000 intentionally lose $3800 of it back that way you don’t have to file any kind of tax reports and they leave you alone. In fact my wife just reminded me she went to a casino with her ex-boyfriend a guy she dated before she met me and he hit $3000 on a slot machine this was a tribal casino in Arizona. Well every time he went up to the counter to turn in the slip they had an excuse to not give him the money the machine was down, they had to get the tax forms from the office they were out of them at the payout counter etc. then he started noticing the security around him (my wife said he always was a bit paranoid and in retrospect there was nothing exceptional about the amount of security around the place and they weren’t particularly focused on him or her but at the time it just seemed that way) so he walked up to the counter tore up the paper slip and said “please let us leave“ my wife said she’s never been so afraid in her life they quickly made their way out to the car and were backing out when they saw a guy in a suit running towards them waving and yelling well he just floored it and they got out of there. it was later on when they were having a drink to calm their nerves they realize that the guy was waving a bunch of papers and yelling something along the lines of “Wait Sir wait your money.” It was only after the adrenaline had worn off and they were able to think a little more clearheaded that they pieced things together. but he looked at her and said “look we only really lost five dollars I can live with that no way I’m fucking going back there.“. I just wonder if some of the casino workers maybe didn’t get into trouble because my wife said the way they were coming across was hostile maybe they were having a bad night at work or something who knows but I’ve heard a few other stories from people that supposedly had won money and for whatever bullshit reason have walked out with nothing I know they weren’t cheats. If the people in this country would take a break from gambling for one week to send a message I think the message would be heard loud and clear, start playing fair or piss off there’s a difference between rigging the system so that you were going to win the majority of the time and doing everything but sticking a gun in their face and robbing them and that’s the level that some of these casinos are at but no matter what the reputation your addicts will always go there just thinking they’re going to score

Casinos like giving away money, as long as they're certain everything was above board. It motivates people to keep coming. They don't care about giving away money. They're mathematically guaranteed to make more as long as they run their business properly

I was looking for any comments on this cute one 😩 yeah my thought was also that he was so polite!! So cute!!!

Imagine how sweet he'd be if he was fried in batter & dipped in sugar. OMG😍😍

More polite than most baby animals

@@alwaysdisputin9930 WOAH WOAH

@@alwaysdisputin9930 r/holdup

Classic.

The Mom was in denial 🤣

LMAO

Apparently you have to sell yourself into slavery to get those tickets so that's why the mom is so mad...

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