How to Design Impenetrable Airport Security 

This channel is amazing thank you for what you do.

You're still my favorite airplane channel.

My issue with pushing potential danger away from the aeroplane is that is moves the danger into a larger crowd of people. The queue before security. Can't get past security? No problem. Blow yourself up in the line instead.

Flying is very bad for the environment so it's good if we discourage as many as possible from it.

Typo: second *ever video...

LOL Science my friend also brought a Swiss Army knife on a school trip though Washington DC

LOL Science you can bring knifes in an airport it just has to get scanned?

@@eyxnos5192 What no lmao

r/thathappened

Under a certain length, they are.

At least you're not Arab!!

im guessing these 3 factors fits prob majority of ppl who watch wendover videos.

@@abbymerchant2069 Your right and I don't like it

Me too

@@TheZappster99 you don’t even need to be arab to be targeted. Just looking brown qualifies you. Doesn’t even matter what your passport says

all those moments..

@@faisalaldan3420 “ahhh... uhhhh green!” “That’s a Saudi colour. To prison” “Shit...”

True or Abraham Lincoln

@@DanS044 lol

They ask THE WEIRDEST SHIT

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SAME

My brain passing through security:what if you accidentally have a bomb on you? Me:frick your right

I get a 1 even if I am nervous as heck.

BRUH SAMEEEE

@@jackmatthews3592I literally always get a five as a Jew who is incredibly pro-Israel and calm during the questioning...

next time im there im surly gonna look extra suspicius and c what number i get

I would get 7, an arab male muslim😂

KittehFud I'm mexican so i would maybe get 4-5

Themcx Ones religious preference is not a security factor. In Israel it is socially impolite to ask outright "what is your religion". In Israel we have large minorities of Arab Christians, Arab Muslim, Druze, Bedouin Muslim. Many serve in the Israeli armed forces, army, police etc...so we don't really care if a tourist is Muslim or not.

I usually get 1, when I travel alone I might get 2. Once I was very mad from line from the questioning and was bit angry at the worker there and I got 2.

buttplug *N I C E*

SomeRandomNon whats that?

@@Hello-qg4yk look it up I you want to

@@somerandomnon9161 And we never heard from ralf ever again.

Lighters must be allowed, I flew many times, and I smoke so I need the lighter for as soon as I land. I also never had the lighter confiscated.

For real it be like that

How priviledged you are if you miss flying and travelling after only 1 year of not being able to do so.

Mood

@@nouraa.9958 u can get flights for £5

@@annoymous7052 I have the 3rd weakest passport in the whole world, I'm not going anywhere.

It bothered me that he didn't say why. It made sense as soon as I googled it.

David Hedges what? Dominica has airports......

@@windoak2113 It doesn't have international ones.

Critical thinking strikes again...

Liechtenstein is also surrounded by Switzerland and Austria, both of which have good border security, and with Liechtenstein being really small it means it's protected by it's neighbours!

security theater

Its because they are working a useless dead end job with no real power, so they take it out on everyone else.

Same, when I was visiting the Washington Monument I got arrested because I tried to bring 1kg of cocaine and 1kg of explosives up! In all seriousness, my sisters and mother always get held up at airport security because they have food, my baby sisters bottle/sippy cup, or coins, while my dad and I are super quick and are at the gate before their even through the detectors

That's because they are trying to protect the liberty bell. Doing that for a harmonica doesn't make sense, but in 2001 someone actually did strike the bell with hammer so it's not unprecedented exactly.

Every time I go thru airports they check my shit bc I carry a harmonica and they ask me to blow in it to prove its not an assault rifle or something lol

I brought a live bullet on the plane plus animal products that is illegal to own. Forgot it was in there. This comment is a joke, I am a law abiding citizen that never makes mistakes.

In my country you go for a smoke, in Israel Mossad smokes you. What a country!

I pretty sure we all know a guy who would seriously blow up an airport if anybody denied him his smoke

@@JohnSmith-ey6zy WOHA! Didn't know i was that popular...

Israel's security is so good because they can use profiling. Profiling allows you to focus your security resources on the people you really need to keep an eye on. In the US granny's get strip searched because the TSA has to treat everybody equally.

I'm Israeli and I can confirm. Most security forces/services training puts emphasize on suspicious behavior which can be a person walking quickly among a crowd. This is all mostly based on experience, "written in blood" if you will. When I was at the central bus station in Be'er Sheva, a guy really needed to take a piss and he was literally running and trying to cut the line, and he was blocked by all of the security guards at the entrance hall..m

Yes thats why ur hair is exploding in smell

@@pathetic5036 😂😂😂😂

Also our deodorant and computers

@@MikeyDarwish Computers are so rarely checked, they just ask you to pull it out to look into it a little better. Deodorant and hair gel looks suspicious on x-rays too by the way!

if memory serves me right a long time ago there was an bombing incident where an explosive liquid is stored in a bottle of contact lens solution might be where security starts becoming more wary

security gotta be retarded asf

All the Israeli passengers above 18 are as well

All Israeli are not 18 that's funny there is a lot of babys likes every flight

You are right they are asked me they are x fighter jet in Israel

So be swiss

@@czechslovakian ha ha yeah innit

@@czechslovakian topkek

Be a pale skinned Israeli woman, with or without companions. They'll literally let you skip the line and the security check

Preferably Israeli to

Note 7*

it could be any phone, but a note 7 would be funny.

The perfect bomb the samsung note 7

I got stopped because i had roll on deodorant in my bag lol

@@iaw7406 roll on deodorant looks sus on the x-ray.

I had airport security ask for my unaccompanied minor paperwork while they were literally looking at my ID. I was 18. So thinking isn't their strongsuit.

Lmfao thats some funny shit

lmao

I would be fucking dying

“RAISE YOUR HANDS NOW! I HAVE A DICKROCK AND I WON’T HESITATE TO USE IT!”

Mat33 😂😂😂😂

10GB would probably be considered a "small" folder when it comes to stock footage.

10TB*

More like 1000+ gb of stock footage

10gb? thats an understatement

now we are talking

I mean that makes sense

In the US, its recommended that you don't go shooting for a couple of days before flying, unless you really want an Obamacare Colonoscopy.

@@tyrannosaurusimperator Ah, the 'Freedom massage'

Lol, this happened to this guy I know. He works at a lab with a bunch of chemicals so he was held up for 10 hours in interviews because he had explosive residue on his shoes while the rest of the lab made their flight.

@@aa-hf2bj 10 hours? If this isn't in the U.S. then maybe, but otherwise no chance. They don't have time or money to interview for 10 hours. They have many other tests they can do when it alarms with explosive residue, and if they were seriously that concerned, they would have just denied him boarding (which is their SOP).

THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT

@@Samiozd got a little too much australian there mate I corrected it

You aren't surprised, just confirming the facts in this video, right?

Don't feel bad, I'm kinda a nerdy asian dude and I still get patted town... probably cause I usually travel alone as well.

Ouch

I’m an ordinary Caucasian man and got the third degree by some TSA dingbat upon arrival in Newark while three men who could have been Osama bin Laden’s quadruplet brothers breezed through passport control. Another time when arriving back in Europe, I was pulled out for secondary customs inspection and passport control in my own country while two Arab looking women on one way tickets, no money and unable to speak any western language were allowed to go while my bags were turned inside out.

Listen man, I live in Israel too and I'm deeply against racism, but you can't say it's a bad system since pretty much all of terrorist attacks are done by Male traveling alone Arab people. I hate the fact you were judged by your race but the security of the citizens is much more important than some people feeling uncomfortable. The system was proved effective and if the cost of saving life is a little racism than its unfortunately a good system

Yeah, but remember, its a separate gate, and with israely security, which means its is just as efficient as ben gurion

@@justaredpenguin784 i think you don't get it

because berlin has the same amount of radical enemies that israel does... yeah right

​@@davidr8537 whoosh

Yeah because Berlin airport not opened yet !

lol I always think that will happen but idk why they ask me like a couple of simple questions and let me go, like "where do you live, how did you get to the airport, are you from here, did anyone give you any gifts to send to anyone" so idk

@@megafro6999 are you Israeli? Because if so the interview's shorter.

@@alwinpriven2400 Well I'm not Israeli but I lived here for most of my life idk, maybe its cuz I speak fluently or something.

I have a problem with talking reactions, so I might hesitate sometimes when questioned XD rip me.

honestly if they asked all those in depth questions id be sweating bullets cause I can't remember things for shit :/

I am not sure if you want someone that obsessive though

Jacextreme64 -TSF yes

Welcome to soviet Russian comerade

Well prob bcs of palestine

We invented those and yeah... Also, pilots in Israel are ex- airforce so they can handle and attack

@@booxwee3804 Nah, I don't think Palestine has these types of advanced rockets but I think Israel is worried that some other arab country will shoot at it or something, either way they're pretty paranoid it seems.

Yeah, some people's fears become a self fulfilling prophecy. My mother will spend the entire security line fretting, out loud no less, about if security has to search her bags because she has needles in them (for medicine). And then to her complete shock (but no one else's) she gets picked for a "random" secondary inspection every time. Like you just spent an hour talking about how you're concerned that security might search your bags, *of course* they're gonna search your bags. I'll trade you for the no patdowns though, TSA seems to think my chest is dangerous.

Invisible pistol ILLUSION 100

Security cameras: ha got em

Dude that’s in A team it’s got to work

Shoots TSA officers in the eyes so they can't see your gun

@@appa609LoL

I'll have to give you a number 7 risk rate young man

You'll be shot on sight the moment you look to your left and right in a nervous manner.

Worst Of All, Because Of The 8 Guards That Surround You, You Get A Middle Aisle Seat

Yeah me too, i often take explosives with me onboard

@@pewdiepieisstillabadyoutub4490 The whole plane will be men in black suits and black sun glasses looking nervously at him

SAME

IKR?! lol

lol true

T r a n s p o r t a t i o n E f f i f i e n c y

_I'm sorrry, is this some sort of joke, that the average person has too good of a vocabulary to understand?_

@@buffalocrackerdong6978 I think it's just because wendover makes lots of videos on aviation

I didn’t ask but I strangely enjoy!

Mikosch2 is

The difference is that the US has spent the better part of the past two centuries mainly fighting wars thousands of miles away from its mainland, while Israel's wars tend to be much closer to home.

There's no wars on U.S. soil Israel has wars going on in there country.

US need ground invasion on their soil

@pine cone don't forget Russia and China.

Honestly, they could probably use a different fuse (perhaps a time fuse for a few hours for a 4-hour flight) or something of that sort. And also, it might be meal time during that dive, so it might be beneficial to the security or the attacker.

They could set the fuse to trigger the second time the pressure drops, accounting for the one in the checkpoint.

@@bgezal not realy the pressure bombs aren't electronic, its some special chemistry trick that can't be used like that

So they're xenophobic

@@pyrimad8 by western standards, yes. By "we've been at war with all of our Arab neighbors multiple times since we were founded less than 60 years ago" standards, probably not

@@TrueFlameslinger expanded nose

@@pyrimad8 ofcourse it’s literally an apartheid nation which grants Arab Citizens less rights and guards the borders to Gaza with Idf forces to harass citizens

@@pyrimad8 tbh it really is xenophobic but then again, every living year of Israel is war year against the Arabs, you'd always be suspicious of them. Doesn't mean it's morally right tho, but everyone with basic knowledge and understanding of Israeli history would get why is it that

Take acting classes and learn to be relaxed in a stressful environment I guess? Also create a persona of a middle aged Israeli woman and memorize it completely.

That involved psychological factors.

Sorry to be that guy, but it's an impenetrable not a impenetrable.

Already worked out how to bypass it

set up just after the end of the runway with a rocket launcher. or a box full of seagulls and a firecracker.

Suddenly a bomb explodes in the middle of security with houndreds standing in que. would need to be heavily fortified and in a different room

It only would prevent pressure triggers and anything else that the change in pressure would cause to create a problem like a leaky can of hairspray. They need so many different checks because if an airline relied on just one people would just design bombs that didn't rely on pressure.

@@fredrickht8922 what no, they'd need a gap at most, and since it'd be in batches of people there'd be no reason not to have a gap as it wouldn't affect wait times.

@@fredrickht8922 the pressure chamber is located at the baggage security, not luggage, so basically you’re wrong, it might hurt the few employees standing there, but it’s located below the airport.

Infernow yes

When I go into security I start sweating and nervous when I dont have anything to be nervous about I just have anxiety

Theyre professionals they can probably seperate medical and non medical nervousness

Trust me, it is.

These people are trained professionals, they’re equal to a police investigators.

damn, why'd they single out Bali like that, Bali is by FAR majority-hindu, not muslim.

6. You better have experience with rectal examination at your doctor

Shot.

6 gets you a free anal fisting

I’m not complaining

Me neither

ComPLANING*

Nobody Likes The Tangerines Delet this.

Elias Karppi bless wendover

Benedikt G. *It's free video estate

Your using the meme wrong

refraction

@@nafismubashir2479 Nah, extremely likely to be a photoshop of the outside view

My starts with 3, My age is less than 18

Your passport sticker number changes each time you fly.

Years ago I stumbled across a video clip from an unknown source, titled “passport control,” which seemed to be from an Israeli comedy show something like SNL in the US. Apparently, Israelis don’t take ALL of their security procedures seriously, and I got a chuckle from it. In the skit, a young woman in uniform was screening passengers, and a clean cut young man presented his passport. The agent looked at him and the passport, shook her head, and said “Lo” (the only Hebrew words I know which were used in the skit are “lo” and “ken”). The man motioned for her to wait, pulled out a kafiyeh (Arab headdress) and put it on; she still said “lo.” He pulled a false beard out of his bag and put it on; still “lo.” Then he held up an AK-47 and posed with it, making a “victory” sign with his free hand. Finally, with the man looking exactly like a Palestinian fighter, she smiled, nodded, said “Ken,” then stamped and returned his passport! If any Israeli citizens recognize the skit and know the names of the actors, the name of the show, or the year it aired on Israeli TV, please reply here. Oh, and congratulations to your newest Hollywood Star, Gal Gadot!

Allan Richardson that's probably from eretz nehederet, I'll see if I can find it. Also, yes, since we have security screenings everywhere (metal detectors and x-ray machines at malls and train stations) it's part of everyday life and people make jokes about it.

Allan Richardson - Hopefully that type of trash will be destroyed and its occupation ended.

Makes sense. Israel is surrounded by people who despise them, which is exceptionally unique.

No other country will ever conduct the same security system, and that's because of Politically Correct bullshit and because of the wonderful hypocrisy! Stay safe everyone.

@@NoamTheGOAT50 If people decided to profile Christians in the Middle East. The West would lose their fucking minds, it's not political correctness, it's human decency. The actions of few shouldn't be used to punish the majority. If Christians were being unfairly profiled in muslim countries, you'd be screaming for war. So miss me with your BS.

@@AR-qo4zz okay, listen, actions of few? Are you blind? Listen majority of Muslims are good people, I'm not going to argue with you, because majority of most humans (no matter religion, skin color or origins) are good. However, obviously there's a problem with a lot of Muslim extremists that all they care about, is to destroy Israel, so Israel is doing what it supposed to do, and that's to protect itself and the population and tourists. Now, if you ask me, other major airports in the world should be doing the same thing, especially with the rise of more and more terrorism that targets other Western World countries, other than Israel!

@@NoamTheGOAT50 When the last time you've heard about a Muslim hijacking a plane in any western country. Racial profiling could be justified for Israel because if it's location and history and the current climate in that region, but in the west it would be an absolute disgrace and a way for the majority to over reach and fuck over a minority because they look 'suspicious'. I never hear white people or Christians come out and say racially profile white male students because they're a higher risk to commit a school shooting. Most hate groups in America consist of white male extremely conservative and extremely religious (Christianity) people. The most notorious hate group, the KKK, feature a cross on their clothing. Maybe the Middle East and all of Africa should start profiling those people in their airports. You over look the terrorism and dangerous groups in your country and only focus on the muslim minority. Shameful....

Many ignore this

what does belly chained mean?

It's a chain around the waist used along with handcuffs to restrict movement. You might have seen it on prisoners in court rooms. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belly_chain_(restraint)

Thank you, I learned something new today.

My naked, belly-chained body is ready

Only if we can go direct to Guantanamo. No layovers for me.

SYON SY DO SEE

A-G-L-E-T

Yajiv Yor phineas and ferb

Passengers pay for it in their fare.

10/10 humor. amazing. what an original and hilarious joke. can't stop laughing

How many of you is there!?

yup

if you would have known how many terror attacks and terror atack attempts happens every month here im sure i will change your mind... than please do not talk about things which you know nothing about...

Is that a Saudi flag in your avatar?

Premislao89 yes. If you want to visit saudi arabia. Join our country, with this beautiful viking flag!

I actually am going to Swe soon :)

Daniel Alt I can’t, I would love to travel and see the beautiful landscapes and buildings in Dubai, but I’m Israeli so I’m not allowed to :(

Daniel Alt your country is awesome except that most of your people are embarrassed of their viking roots and culture, and became spineless folk that doesn't defend their home from Muslim invasion

Tell us!

@@henanigans205 let's say although I am not an Israeli citizen I have been there a few times and they probably view me as safe. the family relationships the interviewers dig into are more complicated and weird than anyone could have come up with.

@@hanasikova8634 Výborně, naše operace může pokračovat podle plánu. They have no idea :))

That's evidence of a success not a failure of the security protocols . They danger is from the actor in possession of the methodology, not just the methodology. Israel focuses on the person. You were not a threat.... you got thru. Success.

Weathership Tango Delta Very true. I brought through a large bag of liquids, and they could not have cared less

@@delta6335 nope firecrakers are banned no matter what

@@generalgrievous2202 yes but he's saying that if someone intentionally were to bring firecrackers the system would have likely caught them but because this was a genuine mistake and he was unaware they let him through because he's not a security risk

I’m a Boy Scout and used a backpack that I use on campout as and I left a pocketknife in it by accident and made it all the way to Hawaii and back from DC with it in it.

You don’t have to remember what you said if you don’t lie

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome exactly the point

All you have to do is know the questions and repeat your answers. They don't even know if your lying you just remain calm and they don't know shit. Even trained professionals can't actually catch you in a lie... Statistics don't lie.

Terrorists are usually not very smart or professional people. They're single-use after all, and usually desperate people with no skill and nothing to lose. And what you're talking about (staying calm and act absolutely as if you KNEW what you were saying was true) is just an exceptional level of lying.

Israeli security constantly change their questions. I live in Israel. I am still not used to the checks I go through in Ben Gurion Airport...

Captain Fordo They’ll probably hand you another barcode with a 6 after watching 😂

Which number did you get?

Same :D

@@user-xb9yv2ci4c Probably a 9

Traxon Your profile picture is perfect.

You sure you brought that bag and not a similar looking shooting bag?

The Spherical Earth then the Zucc can have 100 percent of our information and rule the world! Muahahahaah

The Spherical Earth zucc

LOL... They can just ask Facebook who is the terrist. Facebook knows everything about everyone.

I AGREE

The Spherical Earth I don't have facebook, no intention of getting it either! I'd rather walk

I was thinking that 😂

Tickle Dad San Diego airport is the same lmaooooooo

@@marcobarron2747 We talk about BER /brandenburg

*airport that have commerial flights

Well, Schönefeld (EDDB) has around 12 million passengers per year. Berlin has more than one airport. Even if the BER need just a bit longer to be opened. ;)

HAI eats wendover babies for breakfast

Bruh this is literally how i got to this vid

seems kinda harsh to say that your wife is a 3

I just checked. Had a 5. Ouch. I travel all over and alone. 13 separate people .... no lie 13.... I counted searched my bag. I didn’t care. I want to make sure I stay safe at 40,000’

I was a 6. Just got back from Libya before.

Max W well, I guess airports don’t like Libia

Libya*

People pass drugs by stuffing them into condoms and swallowing them, or inserting them in their body cavities. So even naked, they could smuggle stuff! And since X-rays would likely not have the contrast to distinguish them from your stomach's normal content, even that wouldn't stop it. Full-body MRI perhaps? That too could possibly be foiled by adjusting the water content of what you're smuggling to get the right contrast.

Get ready for thorough cavity searches 😉

What if I hide it in me but

surgically planted bombs?

Just feed everyone laxatives before the flight. Add that and no one can hide a thing. The investment in extra bathrooms will be worth it.

What will those uncivilized fucks do next? Hmmm

Bender, Oh I don't know, launch a chemical attack at the behest of oil companies? Oh wait, that's the Western militaries. Same difference, right?

Zeldagigafan how did the west launch a chemical attack

Simply put, they have all the reason to do so, and then pin it on Assad. The US wants Assad gone so they can put in their oil line, ISIS wants Assad gone because he's a secular leader.

Planning an attack on a place with any security at all is, you know, actual work. Stealing a car or truck and hitting people is way easier. It can happen pretty much anywhere (near roads). It's (sadly) not only something nearly anyone can do, it's also at lesser risk of discovery (before it happens) and in the long run just as - if not more - effective.

What was it like arriving in Israel?

@@karlosrodrigues9285we might never know 😔

"What is your job?" "I'm the drummer for hezbollah"

@@livinglifeform7974 lmaooo

@@livinglifeform7974 well dats the way you get detained by mossad

me neither! not only that, but the added drivers add traffic which brings the chances of death higher as well. never thought reducing airport security could make the roads safer!

Yea dude. Flying is a safe way to travel, but TSA scares people off, they will get on a car and have a higher risk of dying.

1.5x playback everything - thank me later I'm old enough to remember tracking decades before 9/11. The same idiots I saw before 9/11 sleeping on a stool while 'guarding' a locked door are the people folded into the TSA. They have unions and are nearly impossible to fire, especially if they are a minority. The governemt usually sucks at what they do. Go back to private security and have real accountability. Employ security professionals. Hell, send them to Israel to be trained and weeded out if that is what it takes. Most of all, realize that political correctness is not worth a single death.

I certainly know increased airport security got very annoying. So time consuming. I used to bring small pocket knives onto aircraft. Those are barely a threat, but nowadays you wouldn't be allowed to. Yet in the mid 90's nobody batted an eyelid even going through security with them. Anyway, all things have consequences many of which aren't immediately obvious. It's counter-intuitive, but essentially correct; Increased airport security may indeed be increasing the death rate overall. Makes aircraft (marginally) safer, but it makes travel in general less safe. Go figure.

You lived in the airport? That sounds inconvenient

How would an autistic young male do? Symptoms of autism are similar to those of suspicious behavior.

U forgot to mention that Israelis love the duty free shops so that’s another reason for Israelis arriving early

Well Aussie airports are easy. They don't check ID when boarding domestic flights. And small town domestic airports have REMOVED security screening.

@@the11382 yes but not really, if they know about the autism (and they should know) they will automaticlly suspect much less