How to Get a Girlfriend When you Play Rocket League... 

600+ likes and no replies lemme fix that😎

​@Jbooracer708 it's not FIXED, it's RUINED

Shhh

😂

@@xXxXx-----xXxXxI might steal this 😂

Lol

Try restoring to factory default. That should help.

@@ryderrose4019 the only way to do that is to drink ice water after eating a pack of Altoids and then brushing your teeth and drinking orange juice

@@RealGodfromheaven Holy sht that stings

lol

0 comments? Let me fix that

lol

That’s his sister

@@KillaSnowmanWT 💀

And not getting a new haircut.

You just found the single rarest item! 🤣

Omg 😂😂😂😂

I found it by ”Zen rl tracker” 😅

It ain't wrong

Idk man, i tried fixing my router

Did you turn it off and on?

I think a new update came try that

i feel you my guy im a solid height of 5’2

@@blitz2703 I try that every time I go to sleep. I think I may need a hard reset. Like a complete data wipe.

A total loss definitely when saying lose 🤣 and then I guess your gf is the puppy 🤣

@@5part4 bruh

@@thewolfkingtwk5068 goodnight 👍🏽

did you eat it?

Na you won better then him you got the biggest win puppy’s are lil good fluff balls of energy and joy

Yep nothing happened, we need the formula

LMAOOO

Hahahaha this should get like 2.2k likes

Golden comment

Guys, which game, I’m trying in Pokémon go and it ain’t working

HAHAAAAA

Shi

@@Peaceoutgirl09 cry

Sweet home Alabama

Yeah ikr this shit is cringy af 😂 i mean he is right though you cant expect to get a gf sitting inside all day but still

@@silentwolvesnld8831 umm that IS his girlfriend

The cat is actually preferable, they cost a lot less to keep.

that's a w

Nah has to be FOV

Better gaming chair bro

Be a good listener or at least be good at pretending to listen and you'll always have a girlfriend.

@@blackmamba___ 😀😀 not true man

@@tomasoravec797 girls are pretty easy. If you make a little money to afford your own place and ride, then you’re way ahead of guys who live with there parents and have no car or money- but yet they still have a girlfriend.

stepsis: wanna touch me? stepbro: WHAT THE FVCK

Cringe

Lol

Now stepsis is stuck and needs help!

LMAO

Big brain

Or play grass simulator

@@Isaac-fc1it Lol

True

I said that to

womp womp

You have to touch grass after owning the libs. Only with their salty tears will your life be magically transformed.

He was missing

Wasn’t going in

True

@@georgeglass7756 Other than him telling us. We don't know he's pissed. Lol. "Low key" pissed

That’s the point

You on something ? Its the exact opposite 😅

Drop the g and the r

@@ilikemenlol4486 bro ur so cringe just shut up

@@autoonrl8176 shutup

@@autoonrl8176 you replied to the reply instead of the comment lol 😂

No, no it doesn’t 🤦🏼‍♂️ this it what we mean when we say touch grass instead of bummin a game 🤣

nope he just did it, learn how to use these

What new level?

Why are rocket league players the only people that say no shot

@@moshiimoshi2289 shot and rocket league go together

@@moshiimoshi2289 I haven’t played rocked league in a while lol

@@moshiimoshi2289 just because u only watch rocket league videos and stay within the community of rocket league doesn’t mean that ppl in other gaming communities don’t say that. I watch people that play minecraft, warzone, apex legends, and fortnite that say “no shot”. Don’t ever make this same mistake again. God let me to ur comment to help u not make the same in a real life scenario. 😁

@@soapevar what about cod or any shooting games LOL

he is probably buff

Every house has a lake behind it

Could tell by the grass! If you’re from FL you know.

Fr literally knew the second I saw

I swear to you this is my neighborhood, there’s no way it’s not, it looks the exact same and my house has a lake behind it. So glad I live in a suburban neighborhood now though, I can actually go outside and touch grass after grinding the game without my “homies” (neighborhood drug dealers) to beg me to do their homework for them. This is great, still not going outside and touching grass though.

It's a pond not a lake lmao

you mean the dating game right 😂

💀

You’ve used POV wrong

@@dan68177 he meant plot twist I think

What are you doing, step bro

@@dan68177 and your a bitter hateful person

That’s a lie. That’s his sister

@@casualcomments2161 Even better. Thats how you prove your talented

@@muhammadHassan-kj1jy 😂😂😂😂 f’in hell I wasn’t ready for that one

@@Sauce_Sensei 😂

I don't get it after watching it can you explain? thx

@@imclay5099 so he was sweating right doing s double tap and like just sweating training then he left and quit rocket league and you know how people say to sweaty people like go outside or touch grass so when he quit rocket league he went outside to touch grass lol then after he went outside he got a girlfriend because he’s not sweating in rocket league 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@imclay5099 literally he's just saying "go outside"

Facts

Yup

Man that's just straight up weird ik you are trynna compliment them but still gross

@@bulb9866 that's not really weird. Pretty much what he's saying is they're cute together or they both look good. I don't see that as being weird.

@@gmqn1912 yeah man like wtf is he sayin

@@bulb9866 what the chill bro that ain't disgusting what if someone makes fun of you and your future wife?

DanTDM does not main rocket league

He looks 5’2”

Some who’s 5 ft 2 wouldn’t be even half a door height, he’s more than half. A door is on average 6 ft 4 - 6 ft 6. If that’s 5 I’ll foot then 5 ft 9 is 7 foot for you

Too hard Any other ways

@@jairoiii6571 Take shower !!!

Xd

Was waiting for that comment 🔥

Ik right, love this place

This place has the best meth.

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