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HOW TO HUMANELY KILL A SQUID  

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@gnosticdemon1794
@gnosticdemon1794 Год назад
Aussie:"WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISEREY" Squid: "you know I'm actually really ok. can you just put me back in the oce..." *CHOP*
@projectseph
@projectseph Год назад
You know, I was thinking the exact same thing. 😂 You beat me to the comment
@devinterrazas5465
@devinterrazas5465 Год назад
💯💯
@deucedeuce1572
@deucedeuce1572 Год назад
If one chop makes part go white and don't kill it... then how are we really to know if two chops will? Don't know of any other lifeforms so easy to kill. I hope this has been tested (like people put them back in water to see if they wake back up). For all we know though, they could just be knocked out or paralyzed.
@gnosticdemon1794
@gnosticdemon1794 Год назад
@@deucedeuce1572 ever heard of an ant? give one of those a chop and get back to me
@deucedeuce1572
@deucedeuce1572 Год назад
@@gnosticdemon1794 lol.
@CyrusShameliOfficial
@CyrusShameliOfficial Год назад
Squid: "Let me make myself clear"
@JustASushiRoll
@JustASushiRoll 11 месяцев назад
"I am not in miser-"
@lord6074
@lord6074 10 месяцев назад
Let me be clear
@vivianebeugre3747
@vivianebeugre3747 8 месяцев назад
Underrated😂😂😂
@styx2076
@styx2076 5 месяцев назад
“I’m gonna be completely transparent with you”
@alexeystarkov7504
@alexeystarkov7504 5 месяцев назад
​@@styx2076"You sure will buddy" *Bonk*
@theshadow3286
@theshadow3286 Год назад
Squid just chillin: “Let’s put it out of its misery”
@DuckGLO
@DuckGLO 7 месяцев назад
😂I laughed to hard at this
@brp1344
@brp1344 7 месяцев назад
😂😂😂😂
@6infinity8
@6infinity8 5 месяцев назад
😂
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 месяца назад
why can't that be legal in normal human society
@audiodead7302
@audiodead7302 3 месяца назад
I didn't see the squid give consent.
@hehasspitzer9584
@hehasspitzer9584 Год назад
Bro wasn’t in any misery until he met you lmfao
@bryanramirez2626
@bryanramirez2626 Год назад
Imagine him swimming peacefully and then get eaten by a shark 🗿
@jojocova7441
@jojocova7441 Год назад
boo hoo, yummy dinner
@harleydarius4195
@harleydarius4195 Год назад
Fact.. 👍👍👍
@Agent_111
@Agent_111 Год назад
🤓
@insight7483
@insight7483 Год назад
It's the circle of life don't value birth more than you value death the same way you wouldt value one race over another equality
@iocu
@iocu Год назад
somewhere in recesses of time, someone was the first person to ever karate chop a squid.
@doadoesthings460
@doadoesthings460 Год назад
Imagine explaining your thoughts process after that, "well I didn't have a knife on me so...I karate chopped the squid and it died."
@alpokurki4431
@alpokurki4431 Год назад
Thats quite reasonable but imagine someone being the first one to milk a cow.
@db9944
@db9944 Год назад
There was also a first person to eat oysters
@matisalessandro4480
@matisalessandro4480 Год назад
​@@alpokurki4431Someone I need to try it on a bull.
@Lineproof
@Lineproof Год назад
first person to ride on top of a horse too
@rolandravina1543
@rolandravina1543 Год назад
"He's done." 💀💀💀
@904_noah
@904_noah Год назад
😂
@mld1322
@mld1322 Год назад
💀
@Goku_Son85
@Goku_Son85 Год назад
💀
@vaibhav2643
@vaibhav2643 Год назад
💀
@andreivlad6797
@andreivlad6797 Год назад
How would he reacted if he was forced to do the same thing to a Giant or a Collossall one? Would the same method work, and if yes, then just as easy?
@stevetarrant3898
@stevetarrant3898 Год назад
Word of warning. This does not work on bears.
@yui5421
@yui5421 Год назад
Thanks for letting me know. I was goin to give it a go 🙂
@rainbowslushy223
@rainbowslushy223 Год назад
AAAWWH WHAT?!?!
@alkazarblack7266
@alkazarblack7266 Год назад
Did you tried first?
@yui5421
@yui5421 Год назад
@@alkazarblack7266 fortunately I saw this comment first 🤣🤣
@Yolofolk
@Yolofolk Год назад
But bears can karate chop and kill humans one hit with it
@jamalalfraihat1546
@jamalalfraihat1546 Год назад
Imagine the squid understood him “Bitch I am in misery”
@jr1212-es9bp
@jr1212-es9bp Год назад
“There ain’t no body that can comfort me” Maroon 5
@kyletheorangeguy7090
@kyletheorangeguy7090 Год назад
“Why wont you answer me?” Maroon 5
@048_bxo
@048_bxo 9 месяцев назад
"The silence is slowly killing me, oh yeah"
@aap100
@aap100 Год назад
Why do I keep getting squid 🦑 chopping videos ?????😂
@autumnhebert2101
@autumnhebert2101 Год назад
Omg same lol😂
@charlietwymam
@charlietwymam Год назад
Me too
@pixietrixie87
@pixietrixie87 Год назад
Me too
@HaiNguyen-up4nf
@HaiNguyen-up4nf Год назад
Chop chop😂
@shohanranasinghe4403
@shohanranasinghe4403 Год назад
Me too 😢
@alphetti4348
@alphetti4348 Год назад
How would you feel if you was just chilling and some dude karate chops you to death 💀
@Theboredgod
@Theboredgod Год назад
Average vegan thinking killing animals for food is bad
@Insanearc
@Insanearc Год назад
an aussie to be exact
@aarchunterontheinternet9918
Wouldn't mind
@Ghost996
@Ghost996 Год назад
Wouldn't care, because no dude would. Anyway mr squid is now dinner so move along
@Littleoggabogga
@Littleoggabogga Год назад
Confused entertained and asking him to teach my grave
@onceawarrior2591
@onceawarrior2591 Год назад
All of a sudden RU-vid algorithm thinks I wanna see squids getting karate chopped. 😂
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy Год назад
I looked up cute tiny squids 😭
@josephfrechette9916
@josephfrechette9916 Год назад
Your going to say you weren't at least a little curious?
@CogitareEstVivere
@CogitareEstVivere 5 месяцев назад
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuyhaha oh dear ! Perhaps the day before your algorithm was set to some darker things mate ! ? 😏😇
@aDistraction284
@aDistraction284 Год назад
Imagine in another universe a squid is making a video on how to kill a human quickly
@tommyboy3427
@tommyboy3427 Год назад
Lol yeah that would be funny
@SALTDEPUTYMINISETER
@SALTDEPUTYMINISETER 6 месяцев назад
Thar be better
@theangryholmesian4556
@theangryholmesian4556 6 месяцев назад
"Today we'll kill a human squidanely."
@irisiriseas5062
@irisiriseas5062 4 месяца назад
LOL. You mean "how squidly kill a human? 😅
@mcbrians.8508
@mcbrians.8508 20 дней назад
that already happened in antarctica i believe. The Russians was squidwardly dispatched by a 14 tentacled monstrosity called “Organism 46B”
@Toogoodxoxo
@Toogoodxoxo Год назад
After seeing a bunch of korean videos where they literally chop their legs off alive and cut them open before ripping their mouths and legs off, this makes for a nice change of pace. Thank you for respecting your food.
@plainbubble
@plainbubble Год назад
skill issue
@depressedutchman
@depressedutchman Год назад
Asians are brutal af
@daimonyt890
@daimonyt890 Год назад
​@fallenofftop7181Cry.
@ProjectRevoltNow
@ProjectRevoltNow Год назад
@fallenofftop7181 God fed fish to people in the Bible.
@lucasyeah7974
@lucasyeah7974 Год назад
@fallenofftop7181 What the hell. Read bible again maybe. Fish are a god gift ... by the way, the fish symbol is the earliest of Christian symbols and was the most common representation of Jesus Christ from the second through the fourth centuries.
@Broopeloooe
@Broopeloooe Год назад
Bro that squid pulled a Michael Jackson
@vinpie
@vinpie Год назад
TRUE
@pawal6002
@pawal6002 Год назад
Nice
@bensdogg
@bensdogg Год назад
@@vinpie”TRUE UWU BAKA” shut ur Anime ass up, Michael jackson had a skin disease.
@mariorockersxd4919
@mariorockersxd4919 8 месяцев назад
Or a Vaporeon
@hrknesslovesu
@hrknesslovesu 2 месяца назад
😂
@goldsm1th92
@goldsm1th92 Год назад
saw another guy do this if you just hit it harder and in-between the head and body and you get it in one blow it looked like though he did a second just to make sure
@notghost2759
@notghost2759 Год назад
saw that video two mins ago thats why im here lol
@roblovski300
@roblovski300 Год назад
@@notghost2759same lol
@freddykruegerr2644
@freddykruegerr2644 Год назад
Same
@lgnormalyay9514
@lgnormalyay9514 Год назад
@@notghost2759same
@Groteskfull
@Groteskfull Год назад
​@@notghost2759 Me too, lol
@dar3mor6
@dar3mor6 11 месяцев назад
In a parallel universe, the squids teach you how to put a human *out of his miserey.*
@bloodlove93
@bloodlove93 4 месяца назад
ez death via snu snu
@RavenGaming413
@RavenGaming413 9 месяцев назад
Squid: "Whatchu say cuh AM I GONNA BE EA-" *Dies*
@ryanmitchell5614
@ryanmitchell5614 3 месяца назад
Squid: vibing in the ocean, enjoying life Aussie: I'm gonna show you how to HUMANELY kill them 💀
@sunilsreyas100
@sunilsreyas100 Год назад
Human dies: *"blood and Body stays, White spirit goes"* Squid-dies: *"White spirit stays, Blood and Body leaves"*
@THATOneIJustDrewIt
@THATOneIJustDrewIt 5 месяцев назад
This is why squidward hates karate.
@dfgk_tigga
@dfgk_tigga Год назад
His eye popped out 💀
@FirstMcSpaidzlol
@FirstMcSpaidzlol Год назад
When you hit his head the eyes looked liquified
@iambird5875
@iambird5875 Год назад
so? he's dead as hell
@Phazyne
@Phazyne Год назад
@@iambird5875 It was just a cool observation. Chill.
@rajkundu833
@rajkundu833 Год назад
It didn't liquify, the eye literally came out of the socket
@praneethmatta8258
@praneethmatta8258 Год назад
In a parallel universe Squid: 'how to squidenly kill a human'
@rishikaagarwal3079
@rishikaagarwal3079 Год назад
Somewhere in parallel universe. Squids: "how to squidely kill a human"
@Swishmb
@Swishmb Год назад
Squid: “I think I’ll get some sun today.” Guy: “I’ll end your misery rn.”
@NJACAD
@NJACAD Год назад
Sam, how beautiful the squid is being so nice .. we’re gonna put it out of his misery
@NJACAD
@NJACAD Год назад
😂😂
@SpaceApeSighting
@SpaceApeSighting Год назад
@@NJACADwhy are you laughing at your own comment two months later
@tylerdoss7644
@tylerdoss7644 6 месяцев назад
​@@SpaceApeSighting bros a schizo 💀
@AvEnGeD7X238
@AvEnGeD7X238 5 месяцев назад
“Put him out his misery” my man, u put him in the misery. He was just vibin😂
@LuckClover1
@LuckClover1 5 месяцев назад
You're not original
@keanuleaves4911
@keanuleaves4911 Год назад
Its interesting how they instantly get colourless when dead. Like chancing colour is like using a mustle to them.
@ssj4gogeta130
@ssj4gogeta130 Год назад
Don’t you mean “losing a muscle!”
@keanuleaves4911
@keanuleaves4911 Год назад
@@ssj4gogeta130 I mean using.
@1TW1-m5i
@1TW1-m5i Год назад
It is! They have thousands of tiny tiny color things in their cells that flex just like muscles
@VS.VideoZ
@VS.VideoZ Год назад
Mustle?
@VS.VideoZ
@VS.VideoZ Год назад
Mustle?
@SebastianH2010
@SebastianH2010 4 месяца назад
I just witnessed a man with a pretty sick mustache murder Squidward with a karate chop. I really have seen it all
@Beltranleyva664
@Beltranleyva664 Год назад
That was the weakest chops ever big squid would have countered that
@JobamnaJoestar
@JobamnaJoestar Год назад
How could you chop it hard when it was slippery like that
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 Год назад
Yeah, they usually hit □+□+○ and flip the Australian over
@I_RahulPawar
@I_RahulPawar Год назад
Some where in parallel universe: "This how you squidly kill a human"
@climsy1070
@climsy1070 Год назад
Poor Squidward…
@sophiecooper1824
@sophiecooper1824 Год назад
Just can't catch a break
@mewhen4210
@mewhen4210 Год назад
bro took his eye out too
@FlamingoFan5321
@FlamingoFan5321 Год назад
Bro busted the eye😂😂
@AllenHanPR
@AllenHanPR Год назад
Squid was chilling "You saying putting him out of his misery" like he had a bad existence, before meeting you.
@noskunksquad4134
@noskunksquad4134 Год назад
Ok there’s enough videos out of people karate chopping squid now…
@PandianExpressGaming
@PandianExpressGaming Год назад
I wanted to watch daily dose of aviation and all I get is hourly dose of squid "CHOP"
@Dstick1Spearfishing
@Dstick1Spearfishing 2 года назад
I thought putting it in the hot oil put it out of its misery? 🤣
@Huntersxdrifters
@Huntersxdrifters 2 года назад
Hahha The old Double chop is the way to go hey!
@Dstick1Spearfishing
@Dstick1Spearfishing 2 года назад
@@Huntersxdrifters 😁😁🤗🤗
@bryanramirez2626
@bryanramirez2626 Год назад
@@Dstick1Spearfishing I think that’s for shell fish like crabs and lobster.
@Theboredgod
@Theboredgod Год назад
Thats the most monsterous way tho
@Marshmallox43
@Marshmallox43 Год назад
@@bryanramirez2626 they need to be killed before cooking as well
@rosemohamad4673
@rosemohamad4673 2 месяца назад
Squid: worst day of my life... (Squid dead)
@NoobSharkYT
@NoobSharkYT Год назад
Humanly is killing both sides so the squid won't feel the pther half
@thehammurabichode7994
@thehammurabichode7994 Год назад
Like both sides at once? Yeah, that'd be nicer. Oh my gosh, I'm dumb - I was trying to think of a way they could do that and then I remembered that *humans have two hands.*
@asianboi6857
@asianboi6857 Год назад
@@thehammurabichode7994 no he should done it the right way because u can chop it in one go
@NoobSharkYT
@NoobSharkYT Год назад
@@thehammurabichode7994 chop it in the middle
@astralspectron
@astralspectron 11 месяцев назад
the squid didnt even feel the karate chop beacuse the upper part of his body turned white so fast
@Gregoryhelmz
@Gregoryhelmz Год назад
A squid somewhere in a parallel universe: “how to squidanely kill a human”
@gosoberup
@gosoberup 9 месяцев назад
“Now obviously you wanna care for your squid”😂
@sanghrajjadhav3557
@sanghrajjadhav3557 Год назад
Thank you bro 💯👍
@user-uj8wd1fi3b
@user-uj8wd1fi3b Год назад
Somewhere in the parallel universe: How to squidly kill a human🎉
@hydrenofc
@hydrenofc Год назад
sqidwarrrddddd😭😭😭😭
@EasReaper
@EasReaper Год назад
Squidward is actually a octopus Is nickelodeon named him octoward it would sound weird
@SomethingAboutSashimi
@SomethingAboutSashimi Год назад
​@@EasReaper This dude i know has a Squidward parody named Octoward
@Oceanfarming17
@Oceanfarming17 Месяц назад
Just saw a man with a mustache so fierce, he karate-chopped Squidward out of existence. I've officially seen it all. And by all, I mean the very weird and wonderful parts of life.
@billys4683
@billys4683 Год назад
Amazing Animals these Are" i Think Im a Kill itt!!! Hee/Ya~Turns into BruceLee!!!
@altairthebunny1478
@altairthebunny1478 Год назад
2 karate chops and the squid turns into miachel jackson 💀
@NoobSharkYT
@NoobSharkYT Год назад
*Let Me Be Clear*
@j3ffy1000
@j3ffy1000 Год назад
Dude popped his eye off
@GelatinousCube-jw8vg
@GelatinousCube-jw8vg Год назад
“Let’s put him out of his misery” Throw it back in the ocean? No (Karate chop) 🫱🏻 🦑
@ryandaddario1393
@ryandaddario1393 10 месяцев назад
Squid: I'ma hide in plain sight Fisherman: no
@Miradrawsart
@Miradrawsart Месяц назад
That squids eyeball got smooshed bro 🫡
@enderboy-db3sh
@enderboy-db3sh Год назад
How do we know we killed the squid and not just hit it unconscious
@Hope-vw4gv
@Hope-vw4gv Год назад
If the squid is white, it's dead
@The_Anarchic
@The_Anarchic Год назад
Yes
@asuraart285
@asuraart285 Год назад
What if he hit it again
@angeljosegonzalez6538
@angeljosegonzalez6538 Год назад
Cause we have been around for a while and he isn't the first person to discover a squid 😂
@patstaysuckafreeboss8006
@patstaysuckafreeboss8006 Год назад
@@Hope-vw4gvSame thing when it comes to humans interacting with cops.
@Real_Platinum
@Real_Platinum 10 месяцев назад
"Water?" "WATER!!!"
@Ashley_Mo
@Ashley_Mo 9 месяцев назад
Just to nerd out a little bit, the reason this happens is literally because squid are naturally whitish grey/almost translucent. There is a pigment in their skin controlled by their nerves that control their color. That’s how they camouflage and change colors. In their lifetime, they tend to never use the color even if they are not actively trying to camouflage. But if they’re dead, so is that nerve and they will instantly turn to their default whitish grey/translucent color like this.
@Huntersxdrifters
@Huntersxdrifters 9 месяцев назад
Oh thats so epic to know! Thanks for sharing that:)
@Ashley_Mo
@Ashley_Mo 6 месяцев назад
@@Huntersxdrifters Of course! Glad my random knowledge had some kind of use!
@thebob3712
@thebob3712 5 месяцев назад
@@Ashley_Mo more random squid knowledge, squid have 3 hearts and their brains are doughnut shaped
@Eleventhearlofmars
@Eleventhearlofmars 4 месяца назад
@@thebob3712is that why people make deep fried squid rings? 😂
@LucifersCuzn
@LucifersCuzn 4 месяца назад
I thought it was just octopi’s that had 3 hearts
@PandianExpressGaming
@PandianExpressGaming Год назад
"You wanna care for your squid" CHOP
@astroKida590
@astroKida590 4 месяца назад
Squidward has been real silent after seeing this
@jacobburke4029
@jacobburke4029 3 месяца назад
“Let me make myself clear” 🦑
@samianowrinn
@samianowrinn Год назад
In parallel universe: How to squidly kill a human^⁠_⁠^
@gemball8343
@gemball8343 10 месяцев назад
Instructions unclear, I’ve squidanely killed a human.
@queteimporta7049
@queteimporta7049 Год назад
In another universe: how to squidely kill a human
@Aleksandr-hh5kv
@Aleksandr-hh5kv 5 месяцев назад
"Oh shit i'm disabled!" "Oh shit, i'm 💀"
@NeoTheKuria
@NeoTheKuria 5 месяцев назад
"Ay this aint wa-" -Famous last words.
@dreejz
@dreejz Год назад
This is the 5th squid chopping video that showed up within two days. The algorithm works in mysterious ways.
@DjIsCold.
@DjIsCold. 11 месяцев назад
Somewhere in a parallel universe: How to Squidanely kill a human
@ef2111
@ef2111 Год назад
"You wanna care for your squid". While flailing around a dead squid body.
@CMP719
@CMP719 4 месяца назад
Which never happened, Nice try
@severed1458
@severed1458 7 месяцев назад
The squid made itself very clear that he wasn’t in misery
@berkayorhan1603
@berkayorhan1603 Год назад
Meanwhile in another parallel universe:How to squidanely kill a human
@banksafk5952
@banksafk5952 Год назад
Squids in a parallel universe: how to squidanely kill a human
@Unfunnyfish
@Unfunnyfish Год назад
I've just witnessed an Australian man murder Squidward with a karate chop.
@denizyavuz991
@denizyavuz991 Год назад
Another universe: How to squidly kill a human...
@roxas27x
@roxas27x 11 месяцев назад
Parallel universe: how to squidely kill a human...
@A_Dopamine_Molecule
@A_Dopamine_Molecule Месяц назад
Ssoyoung better be taking notes...
@XxDARCKxX
@XxDARCKxX Год назад
7th squid execution video ive seen this day bro
@irisiriseas5062
@irisiriseas5062 4 месяца назад
Squid : "how humanly kill a squid? Humanity is not to kill"
@aradhyeahh
@aradhyeahh Год назад
In some parallel universe : "How to squidanely kill a human"
@dalewalker667
@dalewalker667 Год назад
You really wanna care for your squid! 😂😂😂
@eldenvolt
@eldenvolt Год назад
I just witnessed an Australian man kill squidward with a karate chop 💀
@evamkaushik5392
@evamkaushik5392 Год назад
In an alternate universe: "How to SQUIDANELY kill a human with a tentacle slap".
@x-Abyss
@x-Abyss Год назад
Bro turned into michael jackson
@tamimhassani3510
@tamimhassani3510 Год назад
Bro went from chocolate to vanilla really fast 😂
@YoungFly0nTheTrack
@YoungFly0nTheTrack 6 месяцев назад
"So let me beeeee and settt meee frreeeee I AM IN MISERY" "Tigh-"
@timotialban2688
@timotialban2688 8 месяцев назад
RU-vid algorithm: "This guy watches anything".
@voiceofexperience
@voiceofexperience Год назад
Your sign literally says "Rescue Zone": Dude, that squid TRUSTED you!
@The2boiz1247
@The2boiz1247 6 месяцев назад
“Obviously you wanna hate for your squid” he says after killing it
@sofnaji
@sofnaji Год назад
"Obviously you wanna care for your squid"
@thealphaandtheomega.
@thealphaandtheomega. Год назад
"The design is very human."
@442shwetajha9
@442shwetajha9 Год назад
somewhere in parallel universe - how to squidanely kill a human
@RCgrit
@RCgrit Год назад
The next day, "How to squidly kill a human"
@SludgeMan62
@SludgeMan62 Год назад
The way the squid tried to slide away 😂
@alarj8341
@alarj8341 7 месяцев назад
The Karate Squid. Just wait for part two when squid makes an epic crane kick.
@anirudher5135
@anirudher5135 Год назад
Meanwhile in the parallel universe: How to squidanely kill a human
@denisjanzen2633
@denisjanzen2633 Год назад
That’s why squidwart hates when spongebob does karate
@Mr.Eluder1
@Mr.Eluder1 5 месяцев назад
"You wanna care for your squid" You Bruce Lee it's life away
@CMP719
@CMP719 4 месяца назад
Now i understand why squidward doesnt like spongebob
@brandon9899
@brandon9899 Год назад
These videos are making me rethink eating this shit. Squidward was chilling and his life wasn’t in danger until you came around. For some damn fried calamari.
@InexpiateShade
@InexpiateShade 5 месяцев назад
Now this squid will have the ability to get out of traffic stops with just a warning
@tankgirly
@tankgirly Год назад
Squidward- MY LIL BROO
@jeronelawrence826
@jeronelawrence826 2 месяца назад
Squid said wait i feel just fine actually
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