How to make Thrash Metal 

Thrash metal was invented by beer breweries to sell more beer.

God every single “how to” video has just insanely good songs made for them. This is quality!

Genres that need to be made 1: industrial metal 2: DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal) 3: Pirate Metal 4: Power metal

There is a distinct lack of Cliff Burton in this video.

"Make sure you keep up with the rest of the band" Unless you're the drummer of Cryptic Slaughter, then you're trying to race the rest of the band to the end of the song, and winning.

I love how pagefire pokes fun at the genres and then proceeds to make absolute bangers with each of them.

"Go home Lars, you're danish, I mean drunk" Best joke in the video.

Next, you should do Industrial Metal. Finally, I'll be able to rip off Rammstein...

Someone help. I've only listened to this song once and my denim vest is made entirely of patches now. ONLY. PATCHES.

that example song sounded like a legit Testament song, even down to the vocal style.

Songs are back on Spotify. Should be on other streaming platforms in a few days. \m/

Tho this song is a meme. I'd like low-key listen to this as album

I see a distinct lack of Sodom

The fact that he likes Nyanners is making this that much better

I fucken love thrash Thrash metal is my favorite genre i cant thank you enough for this video

Spontaneously sprouted a battle vest, 90% of my vocabulary is now “YEEEAAAAHHH” and a beer appeared in my hand. 10/10 video, would thrash again

RU-vid queued up Machine Head's "Become the Firestorm" after this and I couldn't tell the difference.

Please do prog, or death metal, perhaps power metal if you haven’t already

*Genres we need:* Industrial Metal Dungeon Synth Hyperpop Hardbass

Holy shit, as a 50-year-old thrash fan, you are fukkin killing me with this shit. And that's a good thing. Absolutely brutal deconstruction of the genre. I love this video!

Bobby Ellsworth yelling "I love cocaine" is going to live in my head forever.

Everything about this video is truly goldmine, especially with the amount of Metallica memes and references. Can't wait what metal genre are you gonna do next. 👀

Please make a Melodeath how to next

I've wanted this since the Norwegian black metal vid came out thanks Andri in a few years it will become farvann tutorial genres

How to make funeral doom?

Metal Martin is fantastic. My bucket list now includes booking him to sing at my birthday party

But seriously, we need How to make DSBM and How to make Industrial Metal

As a thrash-musician myself I must say, this is waaaaaay too accurate XD Awesome job!

I freakin love this "how to make" series

Nailed the Kreator impression. Love it!

Andri we need Power Metal and Melodic Death Metal

Crossing fingers to see a Crust Punk/Stenchcore tutorial some day in the future.

I have been waiting for this for two years!

Oh hell yes

How the hell are all your songs so awesome? You make it seem so easy to master any genre.

8:12 If you want a tech-thrash band with amazing bass, listen to the Japanese band Doom. The bassist in that band is the best I've ever heard in metal.

feel like power metal was andris introduction to metal or is one of his favorites

Really nicely done, vocals reminded me of Pat Henry from Swashbuckle where the rest reminded me heavily of Kreator. Easily one of my favorite songs you guys have written

Been subbed for a few years love ur content bro can't wait it's been awhile.

Finally my favorite genre covered by the mighty page fire! I really hope you get much more views, you deserve it! Hilarious and spot on, subscribed!

This was brilliant, and a lot of fun to watch. Great work! Also, spied a Plank patch, which is a thing I didn't know I needed for my own battle jacket.

Oh man this is so amazing! You guys are hilarious and hella talented :D

​I just graduated from college a few days ago ​So this is what I waiting for after all!

I live for these! Great job once again!

Finally, A metal tutorial for a while XD

Your videos are just the best dude

I've been waiting for this. I was not disappointed.

I've been waiting for this!

2:01 I see you're a fan of a certain chaotic pink cat as well

What a kickass video! That is was brilliant and very well made... the song in the end was pure 🔥

These videos are so funny and educational haha great work guys!

Please make a full EP out of this, it sounds amazing🤘

Nyanners should do something metal. I'd buy the shit out of that ALSO YOU SHOULD ALSO RELEASE ALL THE SAMPLES USED THEY'RE ALL GREEEEAT

THE 'DEATH MAGNETIC SPECIAL' JOKE KILLED TF OUT OF ME!!

I dig the song in the end. It's awesome!

This was so PERFECT-AHH YEAHHHH-AHH. you have earned a new subscriber-RAHH !!!!! 🤘🤘

The thrash song at the end was unironically awesome! Thank you, Andri!

Can't wait! Hope it's a long one

Very informative, yet concise. Excellent presentation, and a perfect example of a thrash music video as well.

sheeeesh, the song u made is hella fire!!!

This video was way funnier than I thought it would be I’m subbing

Love this. Subbed!

This was so fucking worth the wait!!!

You guys are insanely talented.

7:17 That scream in harmony, and I find that funny. LOL

I genuinely love this song. Might not be the most complex piece of music ever made, but it's straight forward thrash and i can never get enough of that. MORE COWBELL!!

Definitely appreciate the Nasty Savage reference. I'm from Tampa and I run into David Austin at shows a lot, I was also handed a free shirt by Nasty Ronnie. Great band, great people.

i love your videos and this one sure gave me a thrash xD

absolutely hilarious, so many hidden jokes I actually understand

Yo the song is sick af! That fucking break down was mosh-tastic! Thank you so much for this. Now Thrash is gonna b the only thing I listen to for the next few weeks.

this is lovely

Man your "how to make" videos are the best

If putting on your pants does not make you hit King Diamond level high notes you are not a thrash metal band

This video is AMAZING

This has JUST been recommended to me, and I'm a sub for Pagefire...though Nekonomnicon has my soul...Pagefire has my mind and suchelse....love the work, love y'all, keep up the Trve Cvlt \m/

“Overkill Style” sounds more like Toto from the band Living Death, but it’s still thrash!

Most spot-on one yet!!!

Your videos are soo good, I laugh all.the time

This is the most educational video I seen I actually learned more than I did back in high school

Thanks now Nyantallicat needs to be a real thing.

This reminds me of something between slayer and testament but it’s awesome! Thank you much!

This is fantastic! XD

Man I love this guy

My favorite one yet.

Psychedelic or Prog tutorial would be awesome!!!

Excellent and wonderful as always. Thanks for mentioning that the German scene has more Death metal elements. Figures seeing I tend to enjoy what I listened of it compared to that of the American scene.

This is the most confidential “how to make metal songs” I’ve ever watch

3:54 Kiara i didn't kiss Calli, please let me out of the basement of the kfp

Soooo gooood! You guys rock! YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAH!

This video is freaking hilarious 😂

I went through my teen years during the 80s, and thrash was pretty much the soundtrack of my youth. This was skate music back before skateboards had two tails and before skate fashion included Italian luxury brands.

Fantastic video. Huge grind / slam fan but you nailed thrash.

It's impossible to get sick of this video! Also I now kind of want to see you guys make a full video making fun of Glam.

awesome video about thrash metal

Love this. Although, thrash, and many metal sub-genres, deserves a lot of credit for the amount of talent and dedication to music it involves when you consider the complexity of a lot of the song arrangements, drum beats and fills, guitar riffs, and not to mention guitar solos. A lot of those guys know music theory more than college professors and have spent hours upon hours over decades honing their techniques. For example you'll rarely hear a boring riff from Mustaine, Eric Peterson, Jeff Hanneman or Scott Ian. And some of the lead guitarists who've played over those riffs, Alex Skolnick, Chris Poland/Marty Friedman, Jeff Waters, Gary Holt, Rocky George, and of course Kirk Hammet, are absolute wizards on guitar who play not only lightning fast licks but compose incredible melodic compositions for their leads. And who's ever heard a boring/generic drum beat or fill from Dave Lombardo or Gar Samuelson? I remember I had this guy visiting me who was a classical guitarist who never listened to any kind of mainstream music be it metal or pop music, and he heard some Megadeth playing on my stereo and asked me if it was fusion. Anyways.... LOVE the videos! Keep em coming! *EDIT* : (before I get ripped apart here lol) I'm fully aware the theories and opinions I attest to are fully present in almost all music to a certain degree. So I'm in NO WAY implying that these apply only to Thrash, or any metal for that matter, *OBVIOUSLY* . (FFS. Even GLAM metal had some incredible musicians in it's day!)

Amazing!

That's a solid song you guys wrote for this

Btw great job as usual!

I'm actually surprised you haven't done this one sooner.

Amazing