How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979 

Kids don't have to worry about closed doors... The little c++ts don't close them in the first place.

@@andysanger4606 aaargh too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂

Kids don't try this at home....just find a house with an open door. You live there now.

yes, don't try to open doors simply walk through them

Don't let it notice your fear!!!

Be careful of Rabid Doors! They've been known to close aggressively!

You should start playing DnD.

@@FantasKanal If he starts playing DnD, there's a lot more words he'll never hear in his life, such as "I do". Jk, God bless!

In more modern terms: don't pull aggro on the door xD

100 Likes and there is not nothing at the comments.

​@@MREnzoHerbieyes there is!

this one is funnier than the post

Luckily in Finland the crime rate is 3 per year

@@mysteriousDSF3 extra views on this video per year? I doubt it.

how to open a door.....now let us walk you through it

Valtteri is different these days

OMG, the best comment ever! Very much on point :)

Lmfao

Comments are the best part of yt.

🤣🤣😂🤣

If you don't pass the practical exam at the end they'll show you the door.

They don't know how easy they got it nowadays. This vital info just available to them on the World Wide Web. Only the smartest among us used to be able to find workarounds for doors.

@@johncatson6658 AMONG US AMOGUS REFERENCE I’m sorry

LOL

imagine before the discover of blinking in 1800's. That shit was hard

You had doors? You were lucky! We had to make do with a bead curtain across the entrance to the cave!

Really great times!

OMG, yessss!!!!!

Yeah, try explaining it to my cats sometime though.

Yes but HE IS an expert!!!

I can relate

Every Finn learns to close the door behind at the age of one - when they're introduced to sauna :)

very swift.. and nimble, I wonder if he has any ninja training

@@cyryc I’m willing to bet yes, he stepped in so gracefully, hes not fooling me, this man has definitely been trained with ninjas

I think he had to practice without a door until he got good enough to handle one.

@@SixMiracles-uj1zp very good

The little kick absolutely kills me every time

You can not open a door without such a moustache, the balance would be all wrong

Fortunately for me, I possess not only a moustache but a full beard, and I can attest that facial hair is indeed an important asset in the complicated process of door-opening.

Agreed. Vintage porn ready.

his mustache look like the door knocker to one of these large, fancy doors

Fair point well taken, This video is one of them that keeps on teaching, for instance, I no longer watch it without due respect to the forgotten `Tash` workers involved in the making of this invaluable PSA

I had no idea that I was doing this wrong for Decades! I might have got it right once or twice by accident when I was high or drunk...

His confidence is derived from his moustache.

He seems approachable, like you could have a beer with him

I think he's dead

*The disclaimer at the end !

Don't worry, there's nothing to fear :)

depends on the door...

@@miamijim5964, ayo

@@mariasirona1622 But what if the door freaks out because I'm too nervous?

@@ranmakuro oh, they're very chill those doors, nothing to worry about.

Bruce door be like

- Luce Bree

-Spruce Lee

@@sixjhontongalamar979 ah i see ur a man of culture as well

- Oak Lee

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I would add that it is useful to sneak in at parties when one has arrived later than arranged. And... leaving earlier too!

If it weren't an IKEA door things would be far more complex.

A PhD in Door-ology

I'm sure his confidence springs directly from his macho beard...

His name must be Price or something.

The overaverage door opening enjoyer.

damn I saw this at 444 thumbs up and came to say dont touch it...14 more thumbs up in a matter of 1 minute...the internet is wild...as is this video for ppl who just got MIB flashy thingied apparently

This educational video was a blessing and a life-saver to me. Just minutes ago, I was quickly hurrying to my living space after paying respects to my great grandfather Alfred Einstein when I ran into a door! A solid yet gorgeous mahogany door that very clearly was made by s true master craftsman with absolute passion. After spending about an hour admiring the work of art, I realized... I had no idea how to open the door! My breath was taken away after witnessing just how complicated and unearthly the contraption was! It truly felt like I was in Mars, as I was not sure how to activate it. After a few more minutes of preparing myself, I held my breath and tried opening it, but when I turned what I believe they call a "doorknob" and slowly pushed it open, I quickly slammed it shut, feeling the entire universe beginning to completely split in half. I searched for a few more hours on how to open a door when I came across this! I was so lucky that I did, and despite only knowing the Finnish words "kuka seia olvet", it was like I spoke this man's language perfectly, and once I performed the action exactly like how the good gentleman did, I made it inside without anyone dying or getting hurt! I truly am indebted to those who contributed to this film, and I am willing to save their lives when it comes to it.

Don’t forget he was kind enough to post it to RU-vid too

that's how they stopped the russians,simo and the boys just put a bunch of doors on the finnish-russian border

@@kvr22_ That was better than watching the whole damn video. I would watch one of you just reading. 😂

I’m still stuck on on the sliding automatic doors. There’s no handle for me to confidently grab, and even if there was one I would have trouble reaching it in time while staying professional. I’ve tried being quick and using a similar method to the classic Wild West saloon door style, but that on resulted in the doors on the ground, broken glass everywhere and everyone staring at me. Somewhere a baby was crying and in the distance I heard sirens.

and maybe u dont know if u need too push or pull... sometimes confidence need to fail and reopen the doors

@@Arakiven Maybe if you do it Darth Vader style?

My problem with this technique is that it's slightly outdated, I prefer the Double Wedgehammer myself

imagine door opening as a contest LOL

Opening a door, with style

Plus, he's rocking that black tie.

I agree completely. This technique is so much more than it appears. We're not only learning how to defeat the obstacle of the door, but how to genuinely, "make an entrance." We learn that as we circumvent the solid wall and gain entry into the room or building, we can also demonstrate our absorbing personality by twirling into the room making every set of eyes take note of the compelling figure who has defeated the obstacle. Outstanding! I've been trying this for the last couple days and I've already won a couple of dates with fine-looking young ladies and been offered a few new jobs...and also a promotion from my current one. Try it out!

@@andyappleton3353 lmao thats great

@@andyappleton3353 lol very nice👌🏼

I too was particularly impressed by that half turn/ twist as he went through. It's the way he makes it look easy that tells you he is a true master of doors, a door-sensei, if you will. I'm grateful to have his example inspire me. ❤❤❤

Oh, it takes my breath away every time I see it

@@darcyperkins7041 I'm...still working on that one.. Wish I could find a finnish instruction video for it as well. It's twice the help to hear it so clearly in my own language.

It's all CGI.

Yes, its stunning and brave...

What really intrigues me is: aren't there door-opening connoisseurs?

Well, I've opened quite a number of doors, if I say so myself.

This shot is riveting

I have owned a subscription to In’N’Out Aficionado for 35 years.

Well I have been practicing it for almost my entire life.

Or 'Finland', as its more commonly known

@@FuckFeminists thanks for the totally unnecessary “correction” genius

@John Orson r/woooosh I apologize, but I had to do it.

@Black Man shut up

@@johnorson6907I suspect that was not a correction but him pointing out that Finland IS the "other space-time continuum"

Instructions unclear. Invaded Russia

Coolest joke ever

Kyllä

Perkele

@@itwontcomeout5678 And, I don't know if you understand this, but HELP! I CAN'T USE MY "VOICE"!

truly an expert in his field

Some skills are acquired through endless repetition. A lucky few are born with this ability.

@@anthonytrovarelli1163 I thought I took ur phone from u but u liked the candy right?

No creaking sound The door must be new

You should always knock before opening a door away from you to alert someone on the other side who may be just about to walk out or standing there.

In 0:01 kesken kaiken actually means all of sudden

@@Brash_Candicoot Thank you for the update.

@@urbanlegendsandtrivia2023 No problem.

​@@Brash_Candicootphrases are really hard for google translate when they don't mean the same thing when literally translated word for word. In the middle of everything is actually a correct way to say it but it has to be understood correctly as in "im already in the middle of this, im busy" kind of way

@@eetuthereindeer6671 no joo

The youth of today are struggling with so many complexities. This video might help iron out a few wrinkles in their convoluted landscape laden with Karen Traps, OK Boomer misnomers and the stinging issue of the world being an easier place to live in than ever.

True. Imagine being stuck outside all your life because of a door. Sad.

Literally!!! I wake up with confidence knowing I can open doors with style and stealth 🙂

@@robertpennycook1936 ok boomer :insert troll emoji here:

@@robertpennycook1936 ....what?....

no shit! what i got from that is, "you must be a complete moron if you need this tutorial". :D and i do.. need this tutorial

He wears the grandmaster door operator beard. Guild members may only wear this after receiving full grandmaster status.

He's a showoff, with his beard and precise movements... *mumble*iamnotjealous*mumble*

Not a beard. That's a 'horseshoe' moustache.

We all start somewhere… he was once a beginner…

I think you are missing the point with your joke. That's why it's so important that these instructions are slow. It's not whether you can or not open doors, but how to do it safely, most efficiently, least chance of disturbing or hitting anyone on other side. the smoothest. Everyone can cook an egg but not the exactly same way.

Team Bill Alexander all the way!

Lol

he gets all the ladies and their mothers.

Door

Opening this happy little door

It probably doesn't do much for the carpet or floor covering, over time, though.

A man who enters a room like that can have no less than 15 girlfriends.

@@angharadhafod not every floor has carpet

The kick! It’s the kick!

oo man when he did the spin🤣 iam dead😂

Lmao underrated comment

No mouth movements!

Jeff Dunham would kill for his skill

Fun fact, this man is actually Jabrils' father.

He's the best

I usually would just go tru the wall

Same, I've even been pulling some of them.

😂

i sometimes just break the wall

These*

Literally

He will be able to cross the threshold into so many new opportunities

or, he became a professional door opener, a dooman. it's only there any one would require such a trained skill

It should be an Olympic sport!

Amazing! 8/8

That door jam looked SOOOO high

@@carolina11b Designed to trip the non-native Finnish!

I need to know what happens if he has an arm full of groceries. I've been on my porch for 10 days. The groceries ran out, but I bought more and now I'm stuck out here again.

Are you sure that it's a push door that opens from the right? Otherwise this video will not work :(

I think I saw you a few days ago, standing out there making frustrated Sim noises

But how will you get in the bed? Is there a video for that?

Please Stop shitting in my Yard, i saw you Last Week!

Lmfaoo!! This is the best comment by far😭 thanks for making my day

Lol

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As another Italian, I can feel you there and solidly confirm your statement

Now you made me remember that video with Chris Pratt where that guy he talks to speaks in rapid incomprehensible Italian, Chris says "What" and shoots him.

I'm glad that it isn't only me that scares people when I open the doors but it is a cultural thing because I'm italian

I know! ;-;

The embarassement must be excruciating

How embarrassing… we know now

Hahaha haha get laughed on

The burning you feel? It is shame.

Go ahead, try it on a locked door

@@ToastxIntros silly you, this technique works flawlessly on locked doors, i just think you might not have anough grip strength... can't possibly be the fault of the technique...

@@JackPorter Do you have a Dutch grip strength tutorial lying around?

The shame...

@@JackPorter "sir that door is locked" (pirouettes through the door classilly with a loud clunk of breaking metal)

LOL!

Yes I agree as a Canadian I still don’t know how to properly open the door of my igloo

Oh man, this is tough, i'm really sorry about your situation

Hishman Taher - that’s too funny!

There must be a lot of inhabitants in the Giza pyramid! How do You clean it from all the sand everyday? It must be falling down to the next appartement! So in the morning the top appartement starts to sweep the sand down to the next appartement and this goes to the bottom like a cascade, right? Do You repeat everyday the cleaning procedures? Thank You for Your reply. Sincerely Hans Wurst from Germany

Legit LOL!

I fully believe in my heart that steven seagal said this

Fear not fat Steven Seagal. Fear the Steven Seagal who has something something a bunch of times, whatever.

This made me full-on belly laugh. Thanks mate :D

This is actually good advice haha. If only for metaphorical doors. People who ignore all other opportunities and distractions, and instead focus on practicing one thing a thousand times... you should be afraid. Elon Musk/Micheal Jordan/etc...

I’m sure it was government funded so I’m sure there was even more people involved than that, but no worries it didn’t cost the taxpayers anything.

who knew there was shitposting in 1979! lol

I'm assuming/hoping this was farcical.

In Finnish humor, this is all very par for the course.

@@Hangover_Bear shut up. Do you even know how Finnish taxes and government funding works?

Did u manage to get out

@@doccu give him time

@@Bruhmoment42O allright bro

Don't do it! If you already have RU-vid there, then you have everything you need. The world is a harsh place, you know

😝

The question is.. Was it worth it to leave?

brilliant lmao

My friend just said "wtf is this shit"

thanks for the idea, sending it to the friends i dont have

Kind of a cheap joke tbh

@@joshuamcnab9605 nah we love a good pun

Today they would sell you the CLOSE DOOR video standalone!

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TRUE. I'm tired of people wanting money for teaching me how to open a door. And this dude not only make it easy to understand and free, but he also tought me how to close it. What a legend!

@@RaQ-hx3iz yes, I just watched this. Truly life-changing.

But how do I lock it?? Quick!

This is just an example of the Finnish type of humor. It was most likely broadcasted in prime time on a Saturday evening.

That explains why my Swedish friends don't notice finnish humour and think the finn is weird. The humour lost in translation. I my self is half dane and half Swede and notice finnish humor because it's simmular in Denmark. 😂😂😂

We Brits love dry humour too heehee

It’s not a joke, it’s a training video.

@@mikeb4535 or is it?!

yeah. i forgot just how much i loved their humour until I've stumbled upon this video. spurdo for the win

High point of the video for me also. So much packed into this one line 😂

,,Well maybe you should know Just how it feels To be left outside alone To be left outside alone" 🎶

I'm still standing outside, waiting for a sequel that never came.

was this really made for comedy tho? its finnish so i dont really doubt its real :P

@@Dennan No, it wasn’t meant to be funny. The video was made _by_ people that were Finnish; but the video was made _for_ people that were Polish.

@@CipherSerpico lol ye i can see that happening :P

@@CipherSerpico It's poignant, really. The Poles used to be door opening experts before they lost their corridor.

@@somebodysomewhere2127 _Nothing Gold can stay._

It's true, I myself have been waiting dumbfounded on my front porch for years, just waiting for a lesson like this. Thanks to this man I will sleep easily tonight, for the first time not in fear of circling wolves.

SAME! I use to be so weird now I'm cool 😍🤪😘

Yea I walked up to a house and claimed it so I’m not homeless now also it came with built in personal items and a gun that I used when a stranger walked into my home and then strangers with blue uniforms walked in and I used the gun on them to so I defended my house that I claimed and I just here’d fbi open up anywa-

Lmao

Yes! People don’t realize that so many homeless people have access to homes, they simply cannot figure out how to open the door to get in!

He took that additional step. 👏

A true hero

He didn’t want to leave us hanging.

Closing is actually hard and truly needs instruction, judging by all the assholes I've experienced just "throwing" the door shut with a loud noise. The door to a study room with a sign on the door requesting being quiet. I wish this guy had shown it more clearly, his body was pretty much blocking the view to how he did it.

Absolute Madlad

in mother Russia, door is kicked open. in Finland, foot is kickable before door is opened.

Thanks you. Had the same question and it was really bothering me.

Judging from the beginning of the video I’m guessing it’s real since it teaches people who have been shocked and have probably lost a lot of their functions

😌

If you could just get through that door.

vi skal nå dertil

This video is not about Denmark. Gå hjem og god jul.

@@sinaasadi3800 rod grod med flode

@@sinaasadi3800 Yeah no one likes you Sweden 2.

true, due to this i was never able to get in school

Fr mate, it's an ancient and sophisticated art form, most schools are unable to afford such professionals

School was never about opening doors.

Exactly. I don't know what I'd do without this.

NOO YOUR HERE

Years of training paid off.

Hell, the pros always do.

Im still learning how to use door

Yeah, but wait 'til you try it yourself!

As a Finn I can say It's actually damn hard. I've been in this room for my lifetime and I'm finally starting to understand how to get out

Yea I sprint to my doors, I've been a fool

I approach every door I come across gripped by unrelenting terror

Harry Potter reference??

@@will9961 Never show fear. Doors can sense fear.

@@bobbell1922 Jim Morrison “There are things known and things unknown and in between are the doors.”

Memento mori

And if you’re a dancer you can do that slick kick once you’re through it.

memento mori and yes I agree. He has such a thorough way fo teaching. How else would we have known that after opening, we could go through it? I wish my teachers were like him when I was in school

And he showed it without some pay wall or advertisement that leads to external website.

i cant tell if u made a good joke or messed up a stupid joke and it ended up good

@@DerexWolfheart both :3

@@DerexWolfheart Neither :3

@Comrade No. Shut up.

Finnish am I right

I have six doors to sell. Five still in the box and one unwrapped. They were a present but I am too old to start learning new technologies. Good price or would exchange for Finnish holiday.

I wouldn't show it to _every_ random person though, they might steal it and claim the fame for themselves!

@@Sapsche very true, dirty stealing bastards

@@Sapsche sad how the earth is

Open with style!

Upskilling. You’ll get a raise for sure.

He is at the top of his game on this one

@@wallywooyeah1 I can only aspire to be that good

He had high altitude training for 2 months prior this. Our national hero!

@@Eppu63 They should make a documentary on how he achieved this incredible performance

So brave

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