How to Pacifist Dark Souls 3 

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Cop: "So uh, what's the cause of death?" Detective: *Inspecting a body riddled with holes made by small metal spikes. Like, just HUNDREDS of holes that pierced the skin, combined with blunt force trauma around each puncture wound causing bruising, a sign of the victim being struck by metal coated in spikes* "I'd say natural causes"

Ah yes, the true definition of pacifist. Hiring people to beat the shit out of your opponents.

Sword master: *fails miserably against Vort* ymfah: "Now kill the dancer!"

"No your honor, he simply ran into my spiked armor." "This court finds this man innocent. Court is adjourned."

Ymfah: He died of natural causes. Judge: You pushed him off a cliff! Ymfah: Gravity is natural

Ymfah: figures out unique and interesting, yet very timeconsuming way of killing a boss Ymfah 5 minutes later: "Skip the boss completely!"

This pacifism is a lot like a kid starts swinging their arms in circle and walking towards you, going "Not my fault if I hit you!"

My favourite ymfah running joke is preparing a specific setup to fight a boss in a unique way before using glitches to skip it instead.

"Imaging trusting dextralife" Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

Me: "FINALLY, another ymfah video. What took him so long to uploa-" *sees video length* "oh..."

After seeing Giant Havel im almost certain that Havel was always a giant, and his followers were just regular dudes that liked his armor

Dark Souls of Obra Dinn 03:24 - Iudex Gundyr - Torn Apart by an Angry Hedgehog 05:35 - Vordt of the Boreal Valley - Alive in Africa? 10:12 - Demon - Hit with a Sword by Siegward of Catarina 11:32 - Longfinger Kirk - Fell down into the elevator shaft (OSHA violation) 13:14 - Crystal Sage - Killed with a mace by Eygon of Carim 15:16 - Ashen One - Lost his balance and Fell 17:34 - Abyss Watcher - Hit with a Sword by Londor Pale Shade 18:41 - Unbreakable Patches - Fell down while being saved from agressive creatures by a stranger 21:02 - High Lord Wolnir - Alive in Afri... wait... let me check this again 24:09 - High Lord Wolnir - Torn Apart by an Angry Hedgehog 30:39 - Yhorm the Giant - Hit with a Sword by Siegward of Catarina 31:13 - Knight Slayer Tsorig - Fell into Lava while exploring the ruins 33:45 - Archdeacon Royce - Hit with a Sword by Sirris of the Sunless Realms 35:49 - Pontiff Sulyvahn - Hit with a Sword by Black Hand Gotthard 42:57 - Aldrich, Devourer of Gods - Torn Apart by an Angry Hedgehog 44:08 - Sword Master - Hit with a Sword by Dancer of the Boreal Valley 47:21 - Dancer of the Boreal Valley - Torn Apart by an Angry Hedgehog 49:46 - Dragonslayer Armour - Hit with a mace by Eygon of Carim 57:30 - Creighton the Wanderer - Hit with a Sword by Sirris of the Sunless Realms 59:05 - Curse-rotted Greatwood - Torn Apart by an Angry Hedgehog 1:02:25 - Holy Knight Hodrick - Hit with a Sword by Sirris of the Sunless Realms 1:03:52 - Prince Lorian - Hit with a Magic Spell by Orbeck of Vinheim 1:03:59 - Prince Lorian - Hit with a Sword by Sirris of the Sunless Realms 1:04:02 - Prince Lorian - Hit with a Sword by Sirris of the Sunless Realms 1:04:04 - Prince Lothric - Hit with a Sword by Sirris of the Sunless Realms 1:06:28 - Soul of Cinder - Saved by Todd Howard 1:07:11 - Soul of Cinder - Hit with a Sword by Londor Pale Shade

Gotta love that no one would ever attempt these challenge runs, but he makes sure the process is clear and reliable nonetheless

"I didn't kill him, I just shoved him down a pit with magic. His fault for getting in my way lmao"

the fact that deacons was one of the most complicated fights to pull off when normally it’s just swing swing and you win is what makes me laugh

Ymfah: "I'm a pacifist, so you have to kill them." NPCs: "I don't think you know what a pacifist is." Ymfah: "And *I* don't recall asking for your opinion. Now get to killing."

" I didn't kill him, I just pushed him off the ledge" -Ymfah

İ never thought this would be possible .....

24:14 *Man afraid of the dark gets dragged away to eternal darkness* Ashen One: *Dabs*

Ymfah: I tripped and accidentally hurt him with my spiked armour. Judge: 394 times in a row?!?

"It's going to be one of those runs." Famous last words.

Ymfah on knight Kirk: I did not kill that man, he simply happened to fall into an elevator shaft near me.

In this video, I have always loved the Sirris grandad fight with the dab emote at the end. It's supposed to be a heartfelt moment for her and the jackass she chose to help her lay him to rest only healed her and provided distractions then when the deed has been done she has one last heartfelt moment with her grandad as he passes then the jackass who did nothing the whole time starts dabbing on his grave IDK that mental image just makes me chuckle.

Can’t say I was expecting to see lady maria dabbing after “fighting” Smough as dragonslayer armor

I have only now realised that every one of Ymfah’s characters have their own boss theme.

Judge: So, you confess you're guilty of murder? ymfah: Nah, I didn't do damage, I just pushed him Judge: -off a cliff

"Surviving the fight is optional" explains entire dark souls

"So how to make a viable miracle build ?" Ymfah : use other people as weapons

ravenous crystal lizard of the cemetary of ash is my favorite summon, his character arc really fits the battle and its great to see him win something for once

"As a pacifist, I'd never hit you with a weapon. This stick with sharp objects protruding is a weapon, so I can't use it." *repeatedly uses body covered in sharp objects to hit target* "Yes, I am a pacifist."

and then, ymfah remember he could use Vow of Silence on Aldrich. the, end.

"They spawn indefinitely so no bamboozle" BAMBOOZLED

"i'm a pacifist" dabs on everything that dies

You get a like for the "Took me 3 days to pull that off" line. Pure dedication, I enjoyed the hustle.

I love how these are all structured as informative guides as if anyone in their right mind is gonna do this

I want you to know that you are the only youtuber where I cannot be doing anything else while I'm watching. It's more than that you're videos are text-based with subtitles. The absolute lunacy of these runs is something I cannot look away from. It's utterly enrapturing and I love it.

that giant Havel is the most terrifying thing i've ever seen

I can only imagine how long this took to make without losing sanity, ymfah really is the best at this

41:08 I love how this isn't pacifist, it's alternative violence

Deathcam Unload be like "Fuck this, we're playing Diablo now"

"Imagine killing tis guy for a ring lmao" I know right *sobs uncontrollably*

This has to be the best guide I've seen on how to be a true masochist.

I just want to say that this video is immaculate. Every music choice and edit is so good, and the ridiculous lengths to finish the challenge are as well. It's a piece of art, and I've watched it probably 4 or 5 times more. Thank you ymfah.

3:38 - dude... the dedication level is OVERWHELMING!

Finally, a viable Miracle build.

Kill every enemy in dark souls 2 until it stops respawning. The true essence of suffering...

11:05, Ah, a fellow not-trash talker of Ds2 brotha.

You get a like for the TED Talk at 10:30

Just like with the Fallout 4 No Equip Load, this was truly an emotional Odyssey from begining to end. Only you could get away with a frantic dab emote and still make the video an epic in the most traditional sense.

Boy, Gundyr at the start really set the tone for the whole playthrough. Can't imagine anyone wanting to do this again

Fun fact to make Aldrich easier (on any run, not just pacifist): if he does phase 2 arrows, run to directly under the gwyn statue at the back of the room. The arrows can’t hit you at all.

I seriously respect the fact that you went back and killed the bosses you skipped instead of just leaving it at them being skipped. Really shows that you cared about covering a facets of this challenge!

Ah yes, the venerable pacifist standby - covering your body in barbed wire and smashing yourself into your enemies

I dont know why, but Yhorm having havel's armor feels to perfect.

"Ah, oh! My armour!" Sounds like ya barely missed him throwing it down.

bro, this is insane, youre making history in souls games, you're the best, your videos are pieces of art

*"You have been accused of murder, how do you plead?"* "I did no such thing your honour, I merely body-checked him a few times covered in spiked plates after which he died of completely natural blood loss." *"....."* "........sooo" *"Free to go."*

Gundyr: no summons Ymfah: I'm gonna pretend like i didn't see that

Ymfah: how to beat dark souls 3 as a pacifist. 24:10 : I disagree

It’s been a year and I probably watched this video around 50 times, it’s so good.

Pacifist: Proceeds to roll over an old worm, a tree and a grandpa covered in spikes

I feel like this was what all of ymfah's training has lead up to.

The princes fight was something else, holy cow. The music (which was also the intro music from an hour prior), the massive, painful buildup, the thing right before it being a massive physical and emotional pain, and the fight itself. Chef's kiss, it's perfect. Now if only the music link would work on my phone.

I just love the 3card edit or needs and wants , it's so smooth and satisfying

I love how Hodrick was the biggest obstacle in this run.

"rip run" *Checks video* *40 minutes left* Me : Oh boy, time for some insane glitch

Wow what a video. Truely impressed by all the efforts.

Ymfah is a friggin beast. I have no idea how you do it, but every time- EVERY TIME I am astounded.

How to pacifist DS3 Step 1: Become intangible

When I saw Yhorm I thought "Huh, he looks a lot more like Havel than I remember" And then I realized

this was super fun to watch, congrats!

I enjoyed watching this. Excellent editing.

Undertale: “The only rpg where you don’t have to kill anybody” Dark Souls: Hold my estus

Every time I feel stuck at any boss, I remind myself of ymfah's feats.

I adore your music selection for your videos man 😄👌🏽

Your music choices are impecable. I swear half of me watch your videos because of the content and the other half watches to sing along awesome VGM.

Me: What tactics did you use on the first boss? Ymfah: Double penetration

*"Local pacifist group hires a PMC and begins shoving adversaries off of cliffs"*

52:04 Reminds me of the ONLY time I completed this NPC questline. There must have been an organised event on because a million people were fighting Wolnir and I helped every single one. And then I poured every single soul into buying those spells. (I wasn't even a magic build why did I do that.)

Fantastic video, really well done!!

Me: "Well I took the day off today... Now how the hell am I going to spend it?" *sees brand-new hour-long Ymfah video in my feed* Me: "This... This is going to be a good day."

ymfah: basically pushes someone off a cliff to their death "It's assisted suicide"

Dude ... i really really love your editing skills !

I just discovered this channel/these vids yesterday. There's a lot of great stuff here, but for some reason I really love "up and up" as a recurring subtitle.

ds2 pacifist: making a build geared entirely toward supporting your summons ds3 pacifist: breaking the game apart at every minor roadblock ds2 boss that has no summons available: oh dont worry, you can just wear the butterfly set! ds3 boss that has no summons: rely on some janky ass friendly fire, set the game's version back by several years

I'm amazed at the dedication this man puts into these tutorials. Yeesh, pretty curious about how many hours, days, weeks, and months went into this single video. Well, there went over one hour. One hour well spent. Have a good day/night, person reading this.

my favorite video! I watch your videos often. thanks for the content

That music is awesome! The Iudex fight music you made was beautiful!

Judge: "you are accused of killing lord wolnir." Ymfah: "I only aggressively rolled at him. Its not my fault that the just happen to be spikes on my armor."

Look at these ads! Our boi finally getting monetized!

The music in these videos makes it so dramatic and entertaining. I love this.

11:32 "Murders a guy in cold blood by blasting him down a hole" Then keeps murdering people with the armor of the holed guy. Well to be honest if a guy like that claims to be a pacifist the wisest choice is to just go along with it for your own safety.

I love it when you leave in the strats that failed, it really gives us a sense of the work and trial and error going on! Amazing routing and editing as always, you're awesome

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how every obstacle in the run is tackled in unique and creative ways? Some of the setups you showed are some 900 IQ shit lol.

I may be a year late but you deserve a like JUST for the music my dude. Your work is amazing hat's off to you, really.

You're a madman, I envy your patience and dedication

Y'ever just start laughing like a giddy school girl when you see a new ymfah video??

"Gives me conniptions." Yeah seems about right.

Holy shit a silent YT video of this quality?! Amazing! Almost a treat now to find these.