How to Pick Up a Duck 

Instructions unclear, I've mistaken duck with goose, and now regretting my life choices.

Imagine how horrible life was for people who picked up a duck but didnt know how to un-pick up a duck. Thanks for the Instruction.

The unpickup part was very educational. I was carrying my duck for years. Thank you 🙏

I love how the duck was wagging its little tail when it's excited. It's so cute

Now I understand that in life there's only two states: Holding a duck. Not holding a duck. Thank you so much for showing me this.

Informative ☑ Calming ☑ Entertaining ☑ Inspiring ☑ Useful ☑ Duck ☑

After months of sleepless nights, watching his tutorials and putting them to practice, today I can proudly say that I have graduated from my duck picking course

Love that the duck has little socks on its feet so it doesn't burn on the pavement ❤️

I respect the shit out of this guy. He's not asking for anything in return, he just wants people to know how to pick up a duck.

As a duck 🦆, I can confirm that everything he said was correct.

The way the duck wags it's tail in happiness is so wholesome❤

I want to hug the duck so bad, it's precious! 😊

"Hello this is the duck picking lawyer and here we have a duck"

Someone: posting a tutorial on how to pick up a duck 5 million people:interesting

These are the type of content that people actually take seriously no matter how goofy it is. I respect the human and the duck for their dedication.

After watching your tutorial on how to pick up a duck 🦆 I'm getting "GOOSE"bumps😂

I love how the duck just stops quacking and is just *confuse*

1 No time waste 2 Clear instructions given 3 Available in English and Duck Nice tutorial 10/10

Very useful tutorial!!!!! It covered all the bases!!! Picking up the duck, setting the duck down, introducing urself to the duck! Very comprehensive and definitive guide!!!! U should write a book on this art u have mastered!!!!!

I love when his feet wiggles on the 2nd attemps. So cute!

The "Common problems and mistakes" section can also apply to humans. It's very important to approach them from the front, state your intentions, and get consent before you pick them up

I love how that duck genuinely enjoys being picked up!

The fact the duck wags it's tail feathers when it sees or senses you is so amazing and cute.

I have been in the duck picking up business for 25 years but oh boy there is a thing or two I can still learn from this tutorial. Thanks.

As a duck myself , I can confirm this is the right way to pick and unpick me and my species🦆

The little tail waggle the duck does when it's put down is freaking adorable and I want one now

And my neighbours started wondering why their ducks start to disappearing without trace.😈

I really think this video should be in every compulsory school curriculum

I like how the ducks don’t even panick after being picked up they just look confused Edit: Look mom Im famous!

Thank you soo much, I've been holding a duck for days not knowing how to unhold it. This was exactly what I needed, can't believe how easy it was!

I like how he has placed markers in video for navigating through this complex tutorial

Always remember: the duck deserves respect. Be attentive. Be careful. Don't drop the duck.

The poor person who asked how to un-pickup a duck probably had some trouble trying to write the comment with a duck in hand

I love how the duck wags its tail before/after being picked up. I don’t know if that means the same thing as a dog’s tail wag but it’s still cute af

The red shoes got me . Wrinkle is so adorable.

Is it me or is watching a duck shake its tailfeathers just utterly adorable? 😊

I initially searched "How to pick up chicks" for other reasons. But this is way more important information. Thank you!

Its so adorable how happy the duck looks wagging it's tail feathers

This video from my recommendations will 100% be the cutest of the day! Thank you! ✨

As a long time duck picker myself, I can confirm this information is 100% accurate. I hope more people educate themselves in the art of duck picking.

Thank God for this! I flunked Duck Picking-Up in college, which hindered my employment in the Duck Picking-Up industry. Plus now I know the proper term for their feet is Cheese Feet. Many thanks!

This is so duckin' adorable 🦆

This really helped me in my daily life. I'm a better person now ❤🎉 God be with you all

instructions unclear: now the duck has pick me up

The instruction manual we never asked for but absolutely needed.

As a Duck I confirm that this is the best tutorial on how to pick us up.

I love how the community loves ducks so much ❤ This little guy is so adorable

I've seen this video probably 20 times now and every time you say cheese feet just has me rolling 🤣

Thanks, I’ve been holding a duck for 10 months. Your video showed me what to do, and now I can use both of my hands again! 🙏

Awwh the little wiggles just make me sooo happy! Ducks are the best!

THE DUCK HAS SHOES

Switching out the “u” to an “i” in the word “duck” just made this video hilarious to watch

There's probably nothing in life that gives me greater joy than watching a duck shake it's tail, it's so cute

The real question is where did these instructors find such a qualified duck to do these instructional videos...truly amazing

I saved this to my "useful" playlist, thank you a lot for making a tutorial on how to do something so hard, with such simple instructions! I find myself using this a lot at Rio. this is extremely helpful and amazing of you to think of this, thank you Human name for making such a helpful, useful, and easy to follow tutorial! Especially stating how some are doing it wrong and what mistakes they are making while trying to follow yours tutorial how to do it correctly. Great job making this!

This reminds me of a job seminar for newly hired employees 😂😂

This guy must have surely raised this duck because it's super chill with him just picking it up

This is really instructive, recently I faced trouble giving a duck and not giving a duck, can we get a tutorial on that as well?

This positive affirmation sound is the best sound ever made, it makes me feel I have achieved something!

They should teach this in schools. Kids nowadays need to learn how to pick up and unpick ducks

1:18 look the way he smiles 🦆✨

I love the “ Hello duck, my name is Human Name I’m going to pick you up now” at 1:08 😂😂😂

I learned more in this 1 minute clip than what I learned in entire science classes during school.

As a former duck, I agree that this is the perfect way to catch us without doing any harm.

I love how it starts gently moving its legs like "I'm floating so I must be on water now".

That last one with the common mistakes of picking up ducks I didn’t realize until I rewatched it but the little duck has SOCKS! The fluffy little bird looks so cute and confused with them ♥︎

This made me smile, so thank you 🦆

The elites don’t want you to know this: the ducks at the pond are free and you can take them home. But you have to ask permission from the duck and carry them like in the video. I have 458 ducks.

The duck looks so adorable 😭 Edit: dang u guys really blew up I wish I had that much subscribers 😂

I love the congratulating music at the end of each one

The name of this channel is what always makes me laugh wholeheartedly 😂

Gee, thanks! I was holding a duck for 8 hours before watching this video. My arm was about to give up. You are a life saver.

The little duck socks at the end are too cute!

Now I only need a duck to pick up

Woooow ~that is the most useful tutorial I’ve seen! Thanks a lot!

1:18 is he wearing little duck shoes? That's incredibly adorable.

I never believed in all these pickup tips, but after this video I finally met my duck. Thank you so much

Thanks bro, this changed my life ❤❤❤

Excellent, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had this problem where I needed to pick up a duck and didn’t have the slightest idea how to go about it. 10/10

Ok, I love the comments all playing along with this, but I have to just appreciate how good the voice acting is that it is exactly "Simple corporate instructional video" voice acting, and the jingle gives me this weird feeling like I've been in that particular corporate hellscape, but I've never worked a corporate job and can't think of where I would've heard it before. It's Corporate Gothic. I love it. Also, A++ duck and duck picking-up. Stellar.

Finally! A channel that focus in important life hacks!

As a duck emperor I can clearly confirm that whatever he said was correct

Thanks fam, the clear and concise tutorial has got me lifting ducks all over town.

This feels like all the "let's learn the controls of the game" NPC quests, most RPGs have you do 🤣 Also, the 1st pick up, that duck definitely looked like "oh, we're doing another vid huh...? Ok, cool, I'll play along..."

To-do list: 1. Get a pet duck 2. Get the duck socks 3. Pick up the duck 4. Un-pick up the duck

Really informative bro you have a really bright future ahead..❤

Thank you for your explanations, I really needed this!

Me: * Adopts a cute duck * The Duck: *Absolutely Adorable* Me: * Wants to pick it up * Me: *Heavy Breathes because I’m scared that when I lift the duck I’ll hurt it* 😰

Meanwhile The Duck Community : *"how to avoid hoomans from lifting you"*

Instructs unclear I am now a loaf of bread, instead of lowering the duck it now chases me

Ive been struggling with picking up ducks my whole life 🙁 now I can finally pick up my duck without it exploding! Thank you so very much, very informative! 👏👏👏

Excellent tutorial on how to pick up and unpickup the duck. Most people are surrounded by timid, friendly ducks ready to be picked up, so this video is invaluable to them. 🦆🤔

The jingle gets me every single time.

Thanks for letting me know the procedure of unpicking down a duck, I have been lifting my duck since my prehistoric era. I'll remain forever indebted.

That duck is so cute. 🥰❤️

I like how thorough and informative this video is. Now I'm working at 100% efficiency picking up all sorts of ducks. 10/10 would pick up again. 👍

I've never wanted to pick up a duck so bad in my entire life 😭

Dat was very helpful. Tanks, dude.

That little tail wag was worth it watching. Looked liked it enjoyed the outcome.

This should be taught at all schools and universities across the world...its a life skill..🦆