How To Pick Up A Duck (original video) 

Do you have a next of kin?

Skill issue. I can pick up a goose without issue. I cannot pick up a Swan though. Not because they attack me, I can hand feed them just fine without issue, but they are just a bit too big.

If that's a Canadian goose, you're dead.

Welp hope you have your will ready

That's just a goose. They're a-holes

Yooo, congrats on getting that PhDuck!

@@shinmeki Thank you! Now I'm finally a Ducktor.

I wished I had dodged the joke, but I forgot to duck :(

PhDuck

@@CarletoGamesCGYT674 Abducktor*

im glad she is okay.!

thats nice

Is that fr or u jk

@ElGoAt77737 Fr She's very skittish usually but this worked

Is there an update on her?

I agree.

Dudes wanna mate with ducks are wildin 💀⚰

Ya lol

And it's smiling

It’s CHEESEburger!! 😠

​@@sunitagallani7211 Both names apply Cheeseburgers have cheese Hamburgers have ham *Makes sense*

@@thebrazilianluigi2142 and duckburgers have duck

Confidence is key with ducks, unless it comes to genitals, then its just weird.

Did you hold the duck?

Did you pick it up

Maybe he died? Atleast before dying you touched the duck?

you need to be bad boy ducks like this

😂😂😂

New Achievement Unlocked:Get picked up by the duck 💀😭

The duck probably watched “how to pick up a human” tutorial 😂

It must be mighty duck

Why is my brain not braining 😭🤣

Is that also known as Duck U?

Lucky. My family could only afford Duck State

Those proffesors must be quacks if they havent thought this in classes

And the professors at both my universities

​@@tsbrownie replace the d with a f 😊

Ducks are cool. Not Geese, though. Geese are Bastards.

None of us did.

@@thebighurt2495 swans too, beautiful but dangerous mofos.

ducks are my second favorite animals so i definitely knew that

You mean women right?

ya

agreed

The best tutorial we didn't know we needed

I have learned how to kidnap ducks.

@@megalodonsniperelite don't kidnap ducks, get some help.

Lol

XD

You have messed up the timeline😂

Congratulation, the duck hold you 😂😂😂

New Achievement Unlocked:Get picked up by the duck💀😭

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What happened

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Into it or through it. The second being easier when you have stuff like this to pass your time with xp

It's never too late to learn how to pick up a duck

I acualy needed this to complete a bucket list item.

I know right? Schools are a scam

I also cannot imagine how you were planning on going through life without this highly valuable information.

I mean... it WAS french.

Giggle

You’re saying I should add duck holdage to my resume?

@@AutomaticDuck300 yup, that's basically a "Get Job Ticket" now a days

Yeah man, got hired to nasa for learning the advanced hold method, practice it and you can get hired anywhere.

Proud of you

Wow :)

Epic life jorney!

There _is_ a tutorial on how to put down a duck too!

@@awesomealbertt1150:O I should watch it

@@awesomealbertt1150 thx but I don't think I need it

**8-bit happy sounds**

All ducks do this and it is wonderful.

I love ducks

Yeah. Like my dog wiggles it's tail so hard that it looks like the tail is about to fly away when I Come back from achool 🥰

This is why duck is the only animal I do not eat, they're so cute and duck like quack

@@dbz9393 I've had duck. It was greasy and not very appetizing.

Imagine these tutorials may also be ways to pick up chicks.😂😂😂

Nah. It's all about duck

@@ginglebaws I hope someone makes a tutorial on how to take care of the boy just like a dog 💜

@@kiporaan how to train your man friend like a dog, step one:😁🤣🤦‍♂️

@@ginglebaws Nah. Checked with him. It only works on ducks. It is completely ineffective when dealing with chickens

"Unironically" 🤓🤓🤓

What is with your use of commas?

Which is funny because the next tip tells you to go from the behind I see you guys taking apart my words ;)

@@tfan2222 listen to the way he says it. They were using the commas to emphasize the pauses he takes when saying it aloud.

@@Styxintheriver ☝️this guy Tfan!! Am I right?? Life of the party he is.

Go to the park and just take one I have 10 now

You knew what the elite didn't want you to know. You took the ducks, that were free, home

@@thechurchofthegoldeneye6665 wtf mate how you got 10 😆😂

Hardest thing to do in the world

XD

Ha ha ha that's not funny

@@playergamwr3539 it is funny

@@eugenetheegg7905 :c

@@eugenetheegg7905 i had a stroke trying to read this

y e s

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​@@FunWorld25 lol the translated thing of what u said is forks

y e s

I think it’s to protect it’s feet from the asphalt

@@axelpower7124 Oh, I know. I just like the fact that the socks are on. :)

That are FANTASTIC...!!!

@@axelpower7124 very true, but it’s still cute

Shoes ☝️

👍

Excellent my friend! Can I pick I up? ☺

@@anyamcwattie3163 ye :D)

Hydro Hu Tao nuke coming soon

@@SilverWolfEnthusiast Ayo

This video is really weird when you replace all of the "u" with "i" in "duck" 😐😐

@@arhia6106 bruh

@@arhia6106 Any video is weird when you're an immature 13 year old who spends too much time on the internet.

@@matthewdavis9437 Dang you didn't have to roast yourself like that

@@arhia6106 Lmao, "no you". Great come back.

That is, pretty much how the duck always is.

They are soft and fluffy I have 2 of them

Thats so cool😁

If you knew that it was a dream while dreaming it was a lucid dream.

@@real_duckdotexe juice wrld reference

@@notverypog lucid dreams actually exist , I already had some. You can learn how to get lucid dreams.

“Duck Has Been Added To Your Inventory”

Intimacie

What really gets me is the “congratulations, you are no longer holding a duck” from the first video

It's f****** hilarious

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Wahahah😂 just too good, this comment

Common problem, but hard solution

Skill issue

How to pick up a human. Part 2

@@dioda1074 how to pick up a rat from sewers part 3

How is a suck holding you you are bigger and heavier than the duck it’s just not logic. Stop lying about silly things

Instructions unclear I am now in the bottom of the pond

Nunca de sabe quando vai precisar segurar um pato!

Bro is one letter away from absolute chaos

@@havefuntazarasu5367 now we need a video on how to touch the duck 🦆 so I could pet it :)

as long as it does not take a wiz

😂😂😂😂😂

Duck has been added to inventory lol

More Like Your Mom LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

will they bite

@@davidsatriowibowo5727 depends on how young you start training them, although I've never had a real issue with getting bitten, I've been pecked a few times, but never painfully so.

i remember having chickens the only time i would ever hold the chicken though was when one of my parents would hand the chicken to me though mind you, i only had chickens up until i was 6 years old so i didnt really know enough about the chickens that we had or how to pick them up by myself

Mine definitely loved doing just that. 😂

Rhode Island red has been added to my inventory.

Does the duck look at you funny when you introduce yourself as "human name"? I've been having that problem.

Om nom nom 🍔🦢💕

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Yeah

@@wrinkletheduck I too am eating a duck

To put ducks and geese in the same category in terms of their aggression and danger is like comparing a toddler with a bb-gun and a xenomorph. I once walked my cat near a pond and a whole flock of ducks and their ducklings had to crowd in the middle of the pond, as far away from the shore as possible - so scared they were of my tiny fuzzy pocket tiger.

They might look similar but geese are nasty and ducks are adorable

Ducks are chill. Geese are absolute sister-f***ers.

How to tell ducks and geese apart: Wait until the postman arrives. If he survives, it is a duck. If not, it is a goose.

Why would anybody be scared of ducks its like its going to wrestle u just like gordon

Most likely want to do it ☺️

Instructions unclear: used duck tape to capture duck

NOO LEAVE THE DUCK ALONEEEE AAAA

I love your pfp

Russian duck?

Niceee😂

Wait he’s not wrong lmao

Rule 6: to pick up a duck, you have to be the duck.

Stay single your entire life you creep I know it’s “just a joke” and it doesn’t make it less weird, humor isn’t a free ticket to spit shit everywhere without consequences so don’t use this false argument I hope that, as a man, you want to be taught to trust a woman so she can pick you up like a baby and carry you around The video is so adorable and innocent and comments like this litteraly ruin the whole vibe, y’all GUYS can use your hands and calm your hormones so stop thinking about vaginas ALL THE TIME Yes, by "relationship advice" I know you don’t mean the actual romantic and cute stuff, don’t pretend

How to pick up a chick

​@@madno5361This does not work with chickens

I know and THAT one changed my life but THIS, this is something waaaaay better.

Who needs to breathe broooo...... That's to 2016-ish .. you need to sedu- .. i mean hold the ducks

@@lordharshgamer6569 Yea bro, breathing is cringe.

Who needs a tut how to breathe when your own organism forces you to breathe whenever you stop it

​@@Dapper_Swordsmachineand wasting half of your life on league of legends

Yes

OH HEAVENS

Your name and picture says it all

Stop lying it won’t change your life

@@fuxionxd4822 it change our whole lifes