How to Raise a Child 

_How to raise a baby as a dad :_ 1. _Go to the gas station and never come back_

I couldn't breathe when the interrogation sequence started

"Dark Mom" No wonder I couldn't find a Dark Dad in this one.

Feed him the SOOOOOOUUUUUUULS

A Glorious Guide on How to Raise a Child*

Best notification I’ve received all week, let’s go

*Holy Crap !* _We can raise childs in league of legends now !?_

He's really doing it. He's surpassing the gods. I thought no mortal could ever reach that level. He's caretaking without needing to think. *It's...Ultra Mom*

The king of ghoulish goons has returned. All is well

Boss, you killed a child! AMAZING! MISSION COMPLETE! THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU’RE THE BEST, BOSS!!

I WANT THE BAYBEEEE

Why is there no father in this game? Thats becouse we are playing as karen , who took the kid.

The point is The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

I want you to raise me as your child.

You are one of the funniest and inspirational lol youtuber i know... You're the reason why I carry my friends ❤️

NO! I want the baby I want it, the judge wants the baby he wants it.

This game is EXACTLY like raising a child in real life. For realsies 10/10

A... a video game play through? I never thought I would see this again for at least another four years.

*OH NO , HE HAS THE BABY...IMPOSSIBLE*

I like the new league of legends update

Even the completed Ultra Mother couldn't handle THE BABY at the end

Darkk. I just had an exam that went to shit but you just made me forget about that shit and laugh again. I love you my bro

"Baby you sonofabitch" Oh *wait !*

The Ultra Instinct theme was so perfect, honestly it's one of my top 5 themes. Love the video

Lol, yesterday i watched a few Darkk Mane Videos and thought: This guy should again upload something. Here we are lul!

HE HAS BLESSED US WITH VIDEO THANK YOU DEAR LORD

Darkk Man, you’ve gotta stop piledriving my funny bone like this It has feelings too lolol (Btw really enjoyed this)

"IS THERE NO END TO YOUR HUBRIS" Propably woke the neighbors up in the miidle of the night. Worth it.

a galactic god takeing care of a child cool

Starts episode and immediately theres an old episode reference.

Clicked on this out of curiousity, skipped neatly to "Now the baby will suffocate to death."

YUSSSSS THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YOUR CONTENT

Yeet the baby. Baby-"don't yeet the baby." YEETUS MAXIMUS

now this is is the quality content I signed up for, thanks Nithin.

"Allow me to consume this literal drug in order to go against my body's natural cycles. CHILDREN ARE A GIFT!" In other words, reason #1 to never become a parent.

Goddamn I've waited too long for a new upload. My arms (and my wall) can't take another punchin...

*Throw American cheese on it* Why do people do that????

"condoms they are cheap as shit" NO TRUER WORDS WERE EVER SPOKEN" ALL HAIL DARK MOM!!!

WHEN HE THREW THE BABY IN THE MICROWAVE, I LOST IT! 5:33 5:27

This is on my top 10 on favorate darkmane videos

Bottle. Yes? Mother’s finnaly reached it, hasn‘t she? Yes. Honestly. What an unbelievable Guy! That form...That glow.. that indeed is the complete.. ULTRA MOTHER Dog i started laughing so loud at 3 am, you are 4real the best Entertainer on RU-vid. Greetings from Germany and Universe 7

What you will need to buy: 2 clay pots, salt, a stone of black onyx for each child you intend to raise. Step 1: Make a pact with some higher being, preferrably a Celestial since those will not screw you over, but since those are very rare you can settle for a powerful Lich or demon (Not devil, remember that. NOT DEVIL) In the demon case you will find the manual on how to summon one on page 666 of your textbook. Step 2: Go to a graveyard and scoop up some dirt. Step 3: Put the dirt in a clay pot. Step 4: Put salt in the other clay pot. Step 5: Fill the salt-filled clay pot with freshwater. Step 6: Find the child/ren you intend to raise. Step 7: Wait until it is night. Step 8: Mix the two clay pots contents. Step 9: Put the black onyx into the pot (Add another stone for each child if you wish to raise more children). Step 10: Chant the following: Aistadeaa Hic Ypirétis Li Plusomo Step 11: Spill the contents of the pot on the child/ren you wish to raise. Step 12: Done. *Note: In order for the child/ren to not die within the next 24 hours you must repeat this process every 24 hours or so.

*G I V E M E T H E B A B Y I W A N T T H E B A B Y*

Baby looked like it just experienced a stroke.

It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile, as long as we get that beautiful smile

WHERE IS THE TOY ROOOOMMMMM

i was thinking "oh boy this gonna be so boring" ... but i was totally wrong, lov u darkkhead

I see it’s time for our yearly upload

Darkk mom Worst mom since 1898

You know the baby won when dark called him "son of a b*tch"

Damn I loved this vid especially that last part where the Babey speaks all Japanese 🤣🤣

A Glorious Guide on how to play Young Kassadin

Darkk mom has finally mastered ultra mom from all the stress

The infinity toes had taken over the baby

I have a 5 day old newborn, this was a perfectly timed education video on how to take care of a baby. THank you.

The Ultra Instinct bit had me pissing myself

I stopped makin my thesis at 4am for this. Worth it

Bruh this dude actually turned Ultra Instinct at the end I can't 😂😂

5:26 ,,Where's the money Lebowski?''

"WHERE IS THE TOY ROOM YOU VIBRATING SON OF A BITCH?" -Darkk Uka-san 2k19

I legit screamed in terror when I saw the title of this video knowing Darkk Mane

Do I see a new darkkmane video? Oh boy get ready for a treat!

10:17 MIGATTE NO ULTRA MOMI

Instructions unclear, ended up raising a ghoul.

how to raise a baby: -grab the baby -lift it -congratulations you successfully raised a baby!

If you don't hit 1 mil subs by the end of 2019 Jamie will come back and eat the sun

That version of Ultra Instinct is amazing

The baby wants a green rattle so it can STEAL YOUR SOUL! GIMME YOUR FUCKING SOUL

"Baby you son of a bitch." I died

My weeks are summed up by hating myself loving everyone else and being depressed. Dark manes videos genuinly puts a smile on my face more so than that baby has for ultra mother. People instults? ELBOW BLOCK

Dark mane as best mom for 2019

Couldn't raise a child better than that

Step 1: Meet the baby Step 2: YEET THE BABY

This is my favorite condom commercial.

I understand why my mother is so good at throwing into the basket across the room " JORDAN! "

This is what you call quality content

In court Mom&Dad: I WANT DA BABY Judge: Sir what can you tell about your parenting skills? Dad: i wANT THE BABY iwanit Judge: Objection. I want the baby im the judge im taking the baby

Holy fuck i literally scream when i scroll over my subscribtion page and see this new gold

An another glorious guide. Our lord Dark Manne has heard our prayers.

I was scared for a second. The world is not ready for Darkk Mane to reproduce, lest we want his offspring to take the form of an Eldritch God and doom us all to hell...

i died at the waterboarding

That interrogation had me wheezing

I was not expecting that ending lmao

I have been waitinig for this

thanks darkk mane for the vid, made my day

Is there no end to your hubris? I will have to implement that sentence into my daily life.

This is the meaning of perfection

I always acquire knowledge whenever I watch your videos

surprisingly accurate depiction of parenthood.

omfg howd i miss that originally?! He just fucking waterboarded a baby! omfg

darkk speaking japonese is the greatest thing ever

Thank God i have you dark lord,now I can take care of my child

"hi, we at privacy think you'd make a great sponsor to represent u-" *Dark mane yeets baby Into trash can after having tortured it* JORDAN

Parent of the year right there

Where’s the toy room, Lebowski!?

I must go beyond my current self... Tell me, Baby, have you ever heard these words before? *P L U S U L T R A*

That Japanesse part at the end was very classy

The baby looks like the Grinch

Boss Baby is happy with your work.

press F to show child the *B R E A S T*