How To Ruin Europe In Medieval 2 Total War 

ISP: "The year is 1080, why do they have firearms?" Me: "The year is 1080, why do the Timurids exist already?"

I'll take Scunthorpe, it could've been a lot worse. He could have named it Slough.

Bouncer: "How tough are ya?" ISP: "How tough am I?!?!" *auto resolves constantinople* Everyone: Holy....

"How to ruin Europe" Rats in the 1300's: *_Hold my plague._*

“Are the Timurids Turkic or Mongolian?” Yes.

Ah yes, Napalming the natives and their land whilst invading is exactly what I come to this family friendly historical channel for. Thank you, iSorrowProductions.

“ cheap wine and very loose morals , seems like we’re in Europe now boys “ 😂

"Your friend might be a massive homosexual, but so am I, and we're in it together!" Sultan Mehmet to Vlad the Impaler, 15th century AD, colourised

Please do Afghaniatan in Vic. 2! Pls! I am suffering!

“Are the Timurids Turkic? Or are they still mongols?” Answer: C, all of the above.

“We just did Ottoman stuff” Colonizing the New World just like the Ottomans did

“What is that incredibly large beige blob coming toward me. Wait that’s no beige blob that’s a bunch of naked guys.” Best quote ever😂😂.

You should play HOI4 Anti-Aircraft only at 500k subs. Attempt 2

"Fortaleza" translates as "fortress" and it's the name of the capital of Ceará, a Brazilian state. Speaking of historical accuracy, why the hell did they put a portuguese name on a settlement before the europeans got there?!?!?!? Love the channel man, cheers from Brazil

In an alternate timeline with gay ISP: **Renames Baghlad -> Baghdad**

Ok, this is cool but when’s the Minecraft collab with Drew and Alex?

*Points to Florida* "Greenland" *Florida man* "am I a joke to you"

Hey how about every city independent on medival total war

Is it just me or does ISP always sound slightly depressed

I saw the thumbnail and the game behind it, and I immediately heard "The Devil Went Down to Scunthorpe" start playing in my head.

"If history taught me anything, it's to get the Turks before they get you, cos they can't be trusted!" iSorrow is so wise...

ISP: *_exists_* Black Death: *let me introduce myself*

ISP: I never heard about the Mangonels That's good, because it's the worse goddamn artillery in the game. Friendly fire napalm.

*11:40* Hey ISP you should play the Expanded America's mod! It adds quite a bit more of America plus a lot to Europe!

Ruining Europe as The Mongols is cool, but Banat is way cooler #Banatat500k

Excuse me, did I see a campaign called "Tyronia", and did you not pick it to be played? What kind of monster are you?

Help I downloaded Victoria 2 after two years without playing. I've been now playing for 51 hours almost constantly, I haven't slept only drunk more than liter of Red Bull and I already ordered three pizzas. HELP

You can't ruin Europe because that's where Banat is

1:22 man that's not true timurids had awesome infantry and spearmen historically. If you wanna put weakness of timur it should be that after the death of the ruler everyone general should become rebel or somthing like that.

10:10 Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line!!! Haha haha haha ahaha 😵 💀

When you were killing the Turks I got an ad for Game of Sultans.

ISP: Hey Mangonels are pretty cool! Everybody who's played Medieval 2 Total War: *Shame*

*points at florida *GREENLAND!!!!!!!

Timur khan himself is a from a Turkic nomad tribe from Uzbekistan. So yeah he is Turkic but he also claimed being a relative of Genghis Khan ofc this claim has no back up but its main objective was to give him legitimacy which it did.

“You smell that boys, the smell of dying at 30 and marrying your cousin” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 killed me! you earned a follow

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When the leader rebels against their own rule, you know that something is wrong.

Invades South America and massacres the natives... "am I American?" *cries in conquistador*

He was speaking Turkic language, so he is technically Turk and Timur (Demir) means iron.

Ah yes, the Timurids. In Baghdad. In 1080. 🙃

I think you took Cancun in Mexico. Spring break baby!

I stoped doing war crimes in Clash of clans to watch this so this better be good

Someone make Banat mod for Total War Games. WE WILL HAVE JERUZ- BANAT! #BanatAt500k

I demand that ISP plays the Falcom Total War 3 mod for Medieval 2 as the almighty and majestic nation of Great Zimbabwe.

Him knowing all that shit about history both surpises me and makes me proud

I know how to make it better... make HAMMER OF GOD and CHEF BOYARDEE mod in Medieval 2. #RIPHammerOfGod

Calls florida greenland jolly good show☺

Dude, Tyronia is a fun map to play on. It puts the Mayans right next to the HRE if I recall correctly. Give that a go, I think you'll appreciate the fresh take on the game.

sees florida: THATS GREENLAND ISNT IT

RU-vid video: 1 view Also RU-vid video: 5 comments from different accounts This is big brain time

1:01 it is treason then

try stainless steel mod with the byzantines.

yeah fabian is right, screw that isorrow guy, ISP is the way to go

“Nothing better than watching people fight with sticks over who’s imaginary friend is better” hahahahahahhaah love it.

11:27 A blanket of snow covering the gulf coast. A blanket. Of snow. ....MMMMMHM

Big up scunthorpe 😂 put some respect on my home

The Mangonels were like 80% of the reason behind why I ever played as the Teutons.

Real-life world war 3 with unrestricted artillery only at 500k

Aaaaah, just as i'm about to take a shit, perfect timing!

Ah iSorrow. . . I see you are an amazing strategist, you remind me of me when I was young, perhaps you wouldn’t mind making Austria great again in Hoi4?

More medieval 2 plz!!!

Minecraft with Drew and Alex

Snow in Florida in the 1300's. Interesting, maybe it was cooler then and the winters made it down to the tropics.

Shhhh, no one tell him that Stainless Steel let's him play all of the normally unplayable factions while also vastly improving the game at the cost of the new world Tell him this, AGAIN

"are the timurids turkic? or descendants of the mongols?" yes.

the Scunthorpe banter has won my like

Vader told me Jedda was destroyed in a mining disaster

The lack of mauling people to death with elephants within this video is disturbing

iSorrow just pulled a Lawrence of Arabia

Black Plague makes everyone fall down.

But how do I ruin europe irl mister iSorrow?

>sieges using tatars.

You’ve yet to do a California Republic campaign in Victoria II.

12:15 think the middle lump is suppose to be the curve of Mexico and may be Guatemala and the bottom is Nicaragua and Honduras

Play as the rebels!

Try the Stainless steel mod :D

When the opposing army has the three "Mi Vida Loca" dots as their flag, well someone is getting shanked

Fortaleza province is Brasil, middle 3 are Yucatan and North of Cuba is Florida

dear isorrowproductions the place you called greenland is actually narnia

If you're wondering why he named it scunthorpe, look up the scunthorpe problem

i lost it at "beige blob"

10:56 Focus Complete - Superior Firepower

>Iraq >Bag lads >pillage is this video demonetised yet?

Mmm yes I would love to marry my cousin. ALABAMA INTENSIFIES

Let's praise the Sun, play as aztec and bring the Old World to your boot

I needed this today. Thanks dude

500k challenge: play Peru in HOI 4 and take over the entire world

The Danes in Cairo? What is this, MATN?

In case you're curious, that place where is Fortaleza, it is the north earstern coast of brazil

1:48 yes timurids also turkic faction too

I'm a simple man I see Scunthorpe I click

That's the Yucatan peninsula of Mexico, it's where Cancun is today.

that is part of Mexico, it's called the Yucatan Peninsula

hey isp, the mongols in fact used gunpowder weapons, and the timmurids being a succesor state to the mongols. thus it wouldnt be too far fetched seing them use gunpowder weapons at this time.

1:36 *BREAKING NEWS:* Fatwa issued against iSorrowproductions

9.32 comedic gold.

Finally the best game in the world returns

the timurids are persian, mongolian, and turkish. your welcome.

March of the eagles artillery only

Love these vids, gotta work on your geography but love the vids lol