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"How To Say BALLS In Multiple Languages" - MAZ JOBRANI (Watch Immigrant On Netflix)

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This weekend learn how to say balls in multiple languages by watching my special Immigrant on Netflix. Enjoy and pass it on! Oh, and how do you say balls in your language?
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@Mazjobrani Год назад

Check out my new comedy special on RU-vid for FREE! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OtKhIhSgy78.html

@atmirzaali 4 года назад

Divided by walls, United by balls.. 😂

@RanjhaJogiHogaya007 Год назад

#tattay

@Naklov351 Год назад

This comment 👌

@michellebabicz2143 Год назад

Testicularly brilliant!

@mariyapepeldzhiyska8937 5 лет назад

“Tate” is a way to call your dad in Bulgarian. 😂 happy I learnt that before going to India...

@meenab778 5 лет назад

Lol

@beantmander 4 года назад

😂

@nikhilkakkar2687 4 года назад

Mariya Pepeldzhiyska Haha otherwise you would have screwed up bad

@gmmrk35 4 года назад

Urdu is Pakistani language

@aayushsharma6029 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@abhisheksaxena500 4 года назад

I can imagine all the south Asians on hearing "tatte"! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hamzabhatti8265 3 года назад

Bro just dead laughing😂😂

@TK-ce3gd 6 лет назад

I love how the entire audience became involved. Very interactive, I like it.

@stephenxiberras1523 3 года назад

In Maltese language... BAJD

@barakatullah1035 3 года назад

You should watch andrew schulz

@needhelp6976 2 года назад

@@barakatullah1035 well lets hope he wont get offended

@kimjongun2458 6 лет назад

In my language it s called missile

@adarshkumar5978 5 лет назад

@safeamer1313 5 лет назад

LMAO

@ryaanzahidani3996 5 лет назад

💀💀💀

@vinayyadav6574 5 лет назад

R u sure?...... I heard it is called grenades

@abdiqafarhashi8604 5 лет назад

Waryaa 😂😂

@ahsanpervaiz3599 5 лет назад

i literally blacked out when he said tatte😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

@faisalali2001 5 лет назад

Literally? That's not healthy.

@TOWERGUYS 5 лет назад

Faisal Ali that’s not vegan

@yashveersingh6123 4 года назад

Its 1:47 am...Having n exam tomorrow n m watching......TATTE 😂😂😂😂

@zahirhussain4001 4 года назад

Literally same situation😂

@quick6175 4 года назад

Almost same I have day after tomorrow

@junaidmunawar9800 4 года назад

Your result card will be receiving the same marks

@HaiderAli-ww5rq 3 года назад

😂👌✌

@indiansideoftiktok1268 2 года назад

The Arab one was good to “BYDAD” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nawafabughazalah1345 6 лет назад

Baydat (Arabic) and it was yelled by an Arab girl 😂😂😂😂😂

@FirstNameLastName-wv2iz 6 лет назад

The fact that it was yelled by a girl is what made it great

@drakegrey2462 6 лет назад

kim jong un get some help

@farisfaris1900 6 лет назад

لبنانية تحديداً واضح من لهجتها , كثير فخورة بانجازها

@farisfaris1900 6 лет назад

this something you do with girls from your culture, the shoe of an Ara girl is a crown for your head do understand garbage.

@mouradov79 6 лет назад

Baydate really mean eags in arabic in real arabic balls are khissiatayne or à kalaoui

@aaa-mv8nq 6 лет назад

In Japanese it’s called “kintama” and it means “golden ball”

@neweshtar 6 лет назад

😁😁😁😁

@SirSaliVids 5 лет назад

So きんたま means tokhm. 😍

@SirSaliVids 5 лет назад

@Deserve Not Desire Interesting :))

@parikshithsingh4798 5 лет назад

Stop taking animes seriously

@karaakles2243 5 лет назад

@@parikshithsingh4798 Never!

@salmanshah996 6 лет назад

In Urdu Formal - Kapoor'ay Informal - tat’ay

@aleehaider1538 5 лет назад

Khus'ye may also be a correct word

@ASAD0789 5 лет назад

"Kapporey" isnt it refered for goat and cow testicle? I am sindhi and we say Pay-la

@beknajmi6029 5 лет назад

So, does last name of Raj Kapoor comes from that word? No disrispect, loved his movies.

@uniqelancer 4 года назад

kapooray in arabic means crap :'D

@FillYourHeartWithFire 4 года назад

In Urdu its "khusiye" (خصیۓ)...

@bigress4300 Год назад

2:57 total comedic perfection right there 👌🏼

@junaidmunawar9800 4 года назад

Today I felt proud of Urdu speaking 😂😂😂

@dot3825 Год назад

Sahi das! 😂

@mhagamingmotovlogs3587 Год назад

True yar😂😂

@mareebqasim2276 10 месяцев назад

Jbh ha tattay

@megadeoxyz2324 6 лет назад

Daddy, I learned so much today!

@blackzero5592 5 лет назад

You mean tattay?

@user-qm1rw1wp3i 4 года назад

@Literature Survey you waste ur time in writing and crying about funny show :) and my time reading and commenting about you tear :) why you do this? Suck buy that

@minotter 4 года назад

Literature Survey don't be so grumpy! it's fun and unites people from all cultures

@clover1383 3 года назад

@Literature Survey why do people think if they talk about sex or profanity its not funny? Everyone has a different sense of humour so maybe you should look for a comedian with yours...many people really enjoyed it...and yeah when said in a good sense these jokes are really funny

@lazulicurves2262 3 года назад

@@clover1383 anything could be funny if it's posed in the right way, it doesn't have to be pussy or dick, that's the point, and there is push on that from the freemason lobby on sex. We like to be free in our sense of humor, so it stays a sense of humor, rather than a non-sense of humor

@TomCyrus 6 лет назад

Tante is a German word for Aunt. But my nephew used to called my wife as ”Tatte” when she was a child. She still mention her as Tatte! 😂😂😂

@afkskullcrusher519 2 года назад

Wenn Ihre Frau weiß, was genau das bedeutet, dann würde sie sich schon freuen 😂😂😂😂

@dot3825 Год назад

Tante not tattay😂

@muhammadyousuf4403 Год назад

It's tattay bro not tante

@maryam.90210 6 лет назад

*TOKHM.* 😂Love this man.❤️

@demohmand 6 лет назад

In my language Tokhm means seed.... which is close enough to that XD

@demohmand 6 лет назад

Malousak I barely remember any Persian I had learned back in school, pity. But yeah in Pashto seed is called Tokhm, that's close enough to Tokhmeh in Persian.

@billsmart2726 6 лет назад

Abdul Karim any organ ir thing which is related to fertility and it looks like circlet or oval is called Tokhm in Persian. It can be balls or plant seeds. Tokhmeh is Persian used for some limited seeds like sunflower seed. Even we call egg: tokhm morgh (chicken)

@m-Parsa 6 лет назад

Malousak Seed is not Tokhmeh. It's Tokhm. Sunflower Seeds and stuff similar to that are called Tokhmeh. And there are other words for Tokhm too, such as: Khayeh & Beyzeh.

@elango6772 5 лет назад

Tokhm is seed in Persian I believe .egg is to tokhm e morgh

@aakashsharma2748 6 лет назад

hahaha @MazJobrani ... that tattee headtilt was dope

@manish619 6 лет назад

I just laughed so hard at "TATTE" 🤣🤣

@khuzaimaismailiseocrux 6 лет назад

Our language was the best one, TATTAY!

@thoughtfulwitch00 5 лет назад

Yep🤣

@aneesjunejo8645 5 лет назад

Yes we are great

@aneesjunejo8645 5 лет назад

Tattay

@parthbonde2106 5 лет назад

That's what it's called in Hindi too lol , just made me crack with laughter when I heard it

@zeeshanakber6585 5 лет назад

Han Yaar Kasam Mien thou mar gia hahaha

@williamwu5043 6 лет назад

but I have to point out midway. in Chinese, QIU(pronounced as in the video 2:00) meaning ball(round object meant to be played or kicked on a playground) doesnt have the same connation. For research purpose, a similar connotation for testicles in China is 蛋蛋（egg egg），pronounced as dan dan. really crack me up Maz!

@saeedgnu 6 лет назад

William Wu That could make it even funnier knowing that "dan" has multiple meanings in Persian (including seed or birdseed)

@dawneythechinese 4 года назад

Yeah and she gave him a completely made up spelling lol, acting like she knows anything about Chinese…

@refatrabadi6656 4 года назад

Dan Dan sounds like two bells ringing

@hammadalikhan7212 6 лет назад

The Urdu one tho 😂😂😂😂

@brightmindd 5 лет назад

You're so creative when you go on interaction with the audiances

@TEXAS2459 6 лет назад

godly griddles this was definitely educational......feel much scholarly now...

@asifraheem5772 3 года назад

That guy was ready for his turn look how enthusiastically he said "Tattttyyyy" 😂😂😂

@Star_Scoot 4 года назад

I love how diverse the crowd is

@syrianrami1 6 лет назад

BAYDAAAAT

@halyyahkuddah3501 6 лет назад

Rami Alhouri NOO BAYDIS

@cattlefarm4312 2 года назад

In Urdu We Also called Alex bhatti♥️

@A358M 4 года назад

I could watch him 24/7 He is crazy funny!

@monicark6771 6 лет назад

LMBO I am from 🇧🇷 Brazil and we say bolas.

@princethegreat3076 5 лет назад

Our culhoes

@suraj-op2bx 5 лет назад

Brazil most hottest woman nation

@hasanabdihamid6646 5 лет назад

The Urdu one was the funniest 😂😂😂😂😂

@yasirurooj8749 3 года назад

Tukhm in urdu is used for seed such as tukhm e balangoo(chia seed) or tukhm dhatoora while balls are called khusiye or kapooray or someone in the audience said tattay

@FirstNameLastName-wv2iz 6 лет назад

Buy dat

@sherkhan3397 5 лет назад

In Pashtu we say "Agay"

@31stinfinity27 5 лет назад

"r u sure those aren't elephant balls" - Maz

@mojdehfathi3531 5 лет назад

So funny and original. Thanks for bringing smile on our face!!!!

@yasinghasemi7733 6 лет назад

I love how you engage with the live audience.

@Ainobolic 5 лет назад

Taa t eeeeyyy" 🇵🇰 fam we here 😂❤

@sadaesthetics5674 6 лет назад

In Iranian tokhm In Hebrew is teti Arabic" baydat" wish means eggs But in Algérien Arabic we say klawi

@pax8496 6 лет назад

Iranian isn't a language it's Persian.

@pax8496 5 лет назад

@Prince Charles persian>Parsi>Farsi Do you see how it works kid?

@ranjanbiswas3233 4 года назад

@@pax8496 Ok but it's Farsi.

@Lollipop-wy3jo 6 лет назад

Urdu was hilarious 😂 tatae

@r.9650 6 лет назад

In urdu we call them Kapoory but informally we call them Tatty 😂

@Lollipop-wy3jo 6 лет назад

@@r.9650 muje pata he g😜

@unpacked6087 6 лет назад

Do another special maz..already watched your specials like 100 time still makes me laugh 😂😂

@norafiqah3309 6 лет назад

In malaysia we called it "telor" which literrally means egg.

@thebongtwister 6 лет назад

This was hilarious. I'm still laughing.

@elmerayala408 6 лет назад

splint3r C3ll you have no sense of humor ...

@thebongtwister 6 лет назад

Elmer Ayala take your sense of humor in one hand, open Uranus with another hand. Then put your sense of humor inside Uranus. Thank You

@yalmazalpha1 5 лет назад

We mostly Urdu & Punjabi folks actually Eat Tattay (balls) of Goat, Bull, that particular dish/food is called Kata Kat, very spicy & tasty.

@0yearsago381 5 лет назад

In Arabic: (Khasa wee) eastern syrian dialects (Bae dhat)most of arabic dialects (Ta bat)in some cases

@sadulloubaidov755 6 лет назад

Love from Tajikistan In our language also Tukhm!

@musheghhayrapetyan8982 5 лет назад

Your language is almost farsi

@bamdad19996 5 лет назад

cause your langauge is also farsi cause we were one country with iran till 200 years ago

@SaraanSarangi 4 года назад

Because tajik is Persian, dont fool people han :p jk

@mji245 5 лет назад

قراقر Garaker In Bahrain 🇧🇭

@muhammadanassiddiqui8228 4 года назад

2:08 for all Pakistanis😂😂😂

@avinashverma2667 6 лет назад

U nailed it maaz come to India

@darkguyitsme 6 лет назад

بيضات بيوض خصيان خصاوي And many more

@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 6 лет назад

قلاوي في المغرب العربي خخخخخخ

@mo_alb9774 6 лет назад

قراقر

@saudbasa 6 лет назад

نقول لها كعال أو كعلان هههههههههههههههه

@rabbischlomobengoldbergstein 6 лет назад

رانا في كل بلاصا اصاحبي خخخخخخ

@user-nu5rv3ft5c 6 лет назад

MUSIC Pump من وين انت ؟

@foxtrotbakait4516 6 лет назад

In India we call it Aand. Use of the word in idiom: Aand chahe jitna bada ho jaye rehta laand ke neeche hi hai.

@praneethnoule4049 6 лет назад

FOXTROT Bakait! Omg 😂😂😂😂

@aligillani7107 6 лет назад

FOXTROT Bakait! Lol we say it in Pak. Tattay jitnay baday ho jayen rehtay lund k neechay hi hain. Almost same.

@foxtrotbakait4516 6 лет назад

Ali Gillani bro,although we are seperated by borders, but connected through Dicks.

@aligillani7107 6 лет назад

FOXTROT Bakait! Oh that is a very wierd way to put it😂😂🤣

@Usmank22685 6 лет назад

WAH WAH LOOT LI MEHFIL..........:D

@0nman 6 лет назад

he is hilarious. love his style

@aleeshahaq899 6 лет назад

I have recently started watchng ur clips nd i gues almost done wid 70% of them. . U are amazing Love 4rm pakistan

@safeeruttero786 3 года назад

Jis tarah 4rm likha hai na pata chal gya tha Ke Pakistani ho batane ki zarurat nhi thi 😑

@user-cl7dv1ir6d 6 лет назад

In Arabic They're called khaswa Or garager which is plural You can also go with byood or baydhat depending on which part of Arab country you are.

@syn586 4 года назад

2:14 is the best thing I'll see today😂

@aslamshikoh1281 5 дней назад

after a long hard day ,my high point is your comedy videos.2 mins and I am in another world laughing away and forgetting my problems

@piontropechetrini5640 6 лет назад

So Nice to see all these people become one through comedy.

@isyourwifion5384 6 лет назад

Bayag

@scinatit 5 лет назад

In Assyrian we call them "ishkateh".

@suren2313 5 лет назад

lmao It’s sound „inch ka te“ in Armenian like what’s here 😂

@scinatit 5 лет назад

@@suren2313 Interesting, because Assyrian and Armenian are not related. Perhaps borrowing occurred?

@philliparieff7862 4 года назад

Classical Hebrew אשכים ashakhim , similar to the Assyrian Aramaic; Israeli slang ביצים beytzim “eggs” like the Arabic

@roham1981 6 лет назад

You r amazing maz You know iranian does not laugh easily But seriously u laghing us man Thanks

@shahzebkhattak325 6 лет назад

"Tattey" is slang for balls. "Kapooray" is used as a somewhat more formal word for it.

@paulbenjamin6597 5 лет назад

Who uses balls in the formal sense?

@sherkhan3397 5 лет назад

Ao agay? 😆

@willysillyplays 5 лет назад

@@paulbenjamin6597 In case you want to write letter to your Boss about something wrong with your tattey i mean Kapooray (In formal way) :D

@ahzamkazmi7873 4 года назад

@@paulbenjamin6597 Medical books?

@hamza3065 4 года назад

Kapooray only for animals

@reginaralte928 5 лет назад

I am laughig so hard at 2 am in the morning! This guy is hilarious!

@strend2833 6 лет назад

Love from Berlin

@user-hh2is9kg9j 6 лет назад

wie heisst "balls" auf Deutsche ?

@user-hh2is9kg9j 6 лет назад

wow zu viele :)

@strend2833 6 лет назад

last shadow Kugel:)

@user-hh2is9kg9j 6 лет назад

ich lerne Deutsche ober es gibt zu viele wörter.

@saeedgnu 6 лет назад

Markus Birth How many balls do you have in Germany?!

@fudzzz 2 года назад

He nailed the tattay accent hahahahaha love this guy

@iran-persiapatriot9421 6 лет назад

Tokhm, Khaye in Iran

@colettemiller6980 6 лет назад

God..you are Amazing..tear to My eyes from loughing. Loud ..god bless you maz..love you...

@SeroujHeybelian 4 года назад

1 of the best clips of Maz. This is gold !

@mubashir6096 5 лет назад

Tattay are inspired from Latte "coffee"

@benchang1022 3 года назад

Love the crowd interaction. Makes me want to come to a show. Death to COVID and I’ll be there brother.

@gagamushin6853 3 года назад

TATTY killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

@abdelfettahbenhamza3234 5 лет назад

in amazigh ( the language of the indigenous people in the Maghreb) they are called: eemellalen

@sasandabirian8768 6 лет назад

Dashshsag in azeri

@lokumftw2621 6 лет назад

Sasan Dabirian , Tashshak

@Zenguidev 6 лет назад

Arent you Armenian ?

@Zenguidev 6 лет назад

Also there is no Azeri language. Thats Azerbaijani Turkish.

@sasandabirian8768 6 лет назад

Gökbörü nope! Uzde uzde turkum.

@Zenguidev 6 лет назад

Sasan Dabirian Anladım qaqaş, soyadın yan ile bitiyor gibi ya :D ondan öyle sandım.

@aakashtarte6657 3 года назад

I started hating my last name after seeing this video.😂😂

@dariushmesafrooz6495 3 года назад

🤣🤣no your fine

@Maxtime123 6 лет назад

In Indonesian we say Totong

@saeedgnu 6 лет назад

McKnight Looks like Two Tongue

@abdulgani7747 5 лет назад

No no ,its biji peler

@TheoHockeyton 6 лет назад

In French : Couilles (pronounced Cuy) In German : Hoden In Japanese : Kogan In Samoan : Fuamanava In Swahili : Koko In Turkish : Tashaklar

@kaangormek6979 6 лет назад

İn Turkish Daşşak. But it can be Taşşak or even Taşak.

@brunettem6157 6 лет назад

Not bydis bydat 😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing

@namanydv_garud 4 года назад

In INDIA we say AAND(comes from egg) mostly.Tatte is also popular. 👉Sometimes we don't wanna get caught we become creative and say KANCHE(marble balls) and AKHROT(walnuts)🤣😂😂😉😁 😎Also there are more words but these are dominant in hindi region.😏 Namaste🙏

@NoName-bm7xg 6 лет назад

Kotte in tamil. i lolled so hard..only Maz can make something like this sound benignly funny...

@reanap9090 6 лет назад

Jaya Nadar i

@Bargains20xx 6 лет назад

Gote hindi

@venkat8558 6 лет назад

It's virai...! Not kottai

@venkat8558 6 лет назад

Kottai means nuts

@thanseernazarudeen1629 6 лет назад

Balls is kottai. Idiot in tamil and malayalam

@kitcutting 3 года назад

0:23 - Note: Farsi/Persian is a distant cousin of English, both are in the Indo-European family. "tokhm" is cognate with the English words "thigh" and "daughter." Wait, what? "Daughter?" "Tokhm" doesn't just mean "balls" in Farsi, it also means "semen" or "seed", so if you look at it that way, "daughter" seems to make more sense.

@Ghadahx92 6 лет назад

Im an arab u always made me laugh 😂 merciii

@jayavardhansr9353 3 года назад

I dono how missed your clips. Or may be I never got introduced... anyhow u r awesome man ... like your sense of humor

@groznyentertainment 6 лет назад

I watched this 3 times still funny

@sportscience5070 3 года назад

مرسی واقعا چند سال بود انقدر نخندیده بودم ، عالی بود

@drdebbie03 6 лет назад

Isn’t Immigrant already on Netflix?

@sinahariri6623 5 лет назад

i'm crying man... best ever😂😂

@Sajjad1992able 5 лет назад

"Tattay." Killed me.....

@F3V3RDR34M 6 лет назад

fyi, "Chiou(球)" in Chinese means an actual ball (or sphere). Balls in Chinese are actually "Gao Wan(睪丸)", in medical terms, or "Dan Dan(蛋蛋)" in slang terms, which means "eggs".