Roasting Muslims and Jews in Front Row | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy 

So im a pakistani, and once i was in a plane next to a middle aged white lady, she was so scared she had to switch seats with her husband, while they were switching seats i laughed so hard i almost dropped my grenades😂😂😂 EDIT: Im muslim i live in uae i was just making a joke than all the people in the comments started fighting eachother damn its been a year and 12k likes but stop fighting and enjoy the shit joke i made. And just cus im roasting muslims or paks doesnt mean im not muslim or pak, it means i have the right to roast us lol.

At this point, anybody sitting front row at an Andrew Shultz show is literally begging for it...

“Can I use my racism for good” “Oil money or proxy war?” This dude had gems in this clip

His geography knowledge is amazing. Truly impressed every time he roasts people, because he shows so much knowledge and culture understanding, it’s wild.

How to be safe in a Andrew Schulz stand-up? 1. Don't get the front seats. 2. Don't get the middle seats. 3. Don't be white, black, Asian, brown, woman, man, Muslim, Punjabi or Indian. 4. Get the DVD.

He never has a set. He just clowns on the crowd on the spot. Genius.

Being Jordanian, Andrew's joke is literally what the whole population is thinking about. His understanding of the region is on point.

RU-vid suggesting this video during the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas has got to be darkest humor it can come up with.

”Are you oil money or proxy war” hahaha amazing

“Using racism for good” man Andrew is the funniest 😂

I love how he gets people to laugh at themselves and don’t get offended. Everyone should be able to laugh like this and stop getting so butt hurt.

He roasted me without offending me, and actually made me laugh! Amazing, great job Andrew

Maybe this is how we defeat racism: we learn,roast and laugh

I love how educated he actually is about the region. It’s refreshing.

This guy is the greatest crowd work comedian ever and quickly becoming my favorite comic he don’t even need material he just goes in on the people up front I wonder if he hand picks who sits up front

0:12" trying to blow up the country or sneak in" got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

“Don’t y’all believe in Jesus?” “Yes” “Then Christmas is Christmas!”😂😂

"oil money or proxy war" I can't breath

RU-vid algorithm recommendation timing is not wierd (October, 2023) 💀💀

It would take a long time for world’s best comedy writers to come up with Mubarak at the end. This is one of my favorite Andrew moments. Razor sharp.

This guy looks like zlatan ibrahimovic"s younger brother

"Oil money? Or proxy war?" 😂😂😂

Traveled the globe and this dude knows culture like almost no one else I have worked or traveled abroad with. Incredible.

I have a new worst fear: knowing less about my country of origin than andrew.

If yall don't know new York comedy club is Andrews home court. He comes here to work out most of his material.

Shulz has a higher than average grasp of geography for an American.

He roasts them in good taste and at the same time he is learning and understanding at the same time. Respect Mr. Schulz, don't change your format.

As an Aussie, I appreciate that these people can have a laugh about themselves. That's what it was like when I was a kid. Having a laugh about our differences. Unfortunately people now see it as racist rather than actually appreciating our differences .. there was a saying when i was growing up... if people aren't making fun of you, then they don't like you. My ethnic mates used to call us skips, after Skippy the kangaroo, a character in a tv show. It was all good, as long as you weren't actually trying to hurt their feelings. It's all about context and intentions to me.

His script goes: 1.Joke 1....nvm 2.Improv

"Is that your daughter?" "No" "Mubarak"

Bwahahhaha the Mubarak at the end, he totally got it as Mubarak also means congratulations! cracked me the fuck up

Not everyone have that kind of knowledge and not everyone can do spontaneous joke like you do. You are a legend.

If he was a history teacher I would never miss class 😂😂😂

"That's the one bad investment Jews have made". Priceless

This is my morning routine lately. I wake up at 5 am and watch Andrew Schulz clips for a half hour before I get ready for work.

Yo this dude knows a lot of things about different cultures. Salute!

Schulz actually looks mad middle-eastern.

Andrew actually looks very Arab/Jewish. He can definitely be Lebanese.

Anyone that can just make jokes on the fly while communicating to a RANDOM audience member for this long and be funny is fucking amazing.

That “Palestine is the buffer” line didn’t age well 😂😂😂

I think I speak for the people when I say Andrew Schulz is a real gem on RU-vid.

Iran: we are not rich World: what’s that stack of gold behind you

The reason he can get away with this is because he actually knows generalities of other countries, he never insists a joke/works with the audience member to guage their comfort, and never focuses on one person for too long.

This dude doesn't even need to write jokes he can do a whole set off the crowd dude is 1 of the best to do it

I love the way he includes his audience; it’s basically a conversation

I just love how much he knows about places all over the world

the "israel is pissed about not having oil money" joke hits quite different today

Hilarious

The fact that he said “Mubarak” at the end shows his fucking super instincts and on the spot masterstrokes 😂🙌🏼

This man probably has a Master's degree in Political Science

This guy's whole set is crowd work and I'm here for it.

So funny coming from Andrew Schulz, who also looks Middle-Eastern lol

I'm always amazed at how well people play along. Every clip reminds me that the outrage mob really is small and the freedom of comedy and expression can still flourish

This is not being a racist, he’s actually teaching us about different cultures while making it funny. All good to me!

That Mubarak at the end was hilarious lmao

I never seen a comedian work jokes with audience like this amazing

I love how Schulz is low key incredibly knowledgeable about world affairs and geopolitics.

"What is inland?! Nothing important." Yep. I lost it.

Andrew literally could pass as Middle Eastern or Jewish … that’s the irony

That 'Mubarak' at the end 😍🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfect.

Why is everyone just now noticing Schulz's intelligence like he hasn't been proving he's on another level for many years lmao

"Are you trying to blow up the country or sneak into it" 😂😂😂😂

The woman whistling was a vibe.

That Mubarak joke in the end is one of the funniest pieces of comedy I've ever come across

This guy seems to have such cool vibes in all of his shows. It seems like a community get together where everyone is having fun and not taking anything seriously. This is what comedy should be all about.

andrew: is she your daughter? audience: No Andrew: (with a big smile) Mubarak...

Eid(feast) mobarak(blessed )is now Christmas 🙈🙈…ok ….Salam alaykom is our Hallelujah Ms. reference (1m30s)…

His comedy is so on point , like I get that some may think that he may sound a bit racist, but credits for him for actually looking up cultures and religions before joking about it.

Andrew looks like a skinny Wario with that stache. Everyone getting roasted.

I just gotta pause for a second and say "Mubarak" literally means Blessed not happy.

As soon as i saw the title... I knew it was a banger...!

4 years later there's a war Andrew is a Psychic and dope ass Comedian.

Andrew Schulz is really becoming a legend before our eyes

He's a trauma free comedian, so free.

Good stuff! I love how you make fun of everyone!!🤗

3:00 why he look like Warrio? LMAO

these jokes in 2019????? man is BRAVE

Good to see crowds like this still exist. Wouldn't want to try this material at a college campus.

the title plus that mustache and haircut ,bro is onto something

Lol good timing with the mubarak at the end 😂

With these jokes, u can tell his ONLY intention is to make people laugh. He literally says he’s just tryna find the funny. His intention ain’t to offend at all. THAT’S a comedian. 💯👏🏼👏🏼

The correct translation of the word “mubarak” is “blessed”

the last "mubarak" was on point my man:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

The only comedy show where front row seats r cheaper than back row seats

This is what our culture needs. Laughter , music, open mind heals. This dude has genius on the spot comedy. He should be famous

The girl who said that Eid is Muslim Christmas doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Eid is Eid and Xmas is Xmas.

Etymologically, the word Eid translates to feast. The word Mubarak translates to blessed. The blessed feast. There are two Eid’s. Eid Al Fitr is the final day of Ramadan; fitr translates to breakfast. Essentially, Feast of breaking from the fast. There is Eid al adha, which is the “big Eid,” which translates to feast of the sacrifice, commemorating Abraham, and the whole story. Including the pilgrimage of Abraham and Ishmael with his second wife to Mecca and dropping her off there. That’s where zamzam water comes from, when Ishmael scratched the surface of the earth, and water came out, with the aid of Gabriel, by the decree of The Most Merciful.

Isreal has an oil well, it's called the USA.

"You have no home outside of Beverly Hills" - Schulz' observational skills is mint.

So the jewish guy said no to being from Israel and said Iran? Thats a first!

I love the last one "Cause you guys no place that like home outside the Beverly hills 😂" gotcha!

This show would’ve gone a completely different way if it happened yesterday.

Him: doesn't know what eid Mubarak Also him: know everything about middleeast conflict

At 2:10 if Andrew would've said folks you know sequence of EID letters changed is: IED I'd passed out. He did elude to blowing himself up.

OMG! As someone who shares both ancestries, I am impressed with this comedy. It is gold!

He needs a special named “ front row”

15 Yemen Road, Yemen. That's the only thing ik about Yemen

4 years later it's getting relevant 👽 huuh RU-vid algorithms

I am just glad that people laughed and didn't get up and walk out

Andrew's Netflix special should just be called "front row"