How To Survive A Donkey Kong Attack

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Coney watches Casual Geographic and learns about the most dangerous animals that you should probably avoid and cleanses his reaction palette with the cutest animals rated by Casual Geographic himself.
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@betchaos7383 Год назад

Donkey Kong is the only animal coney couldn't survive because donkey kong has no tail for coney to grab, twirl around his head and throw

@dr.ninjake Год назад

One of my favorite stories about humans being introduced to animals is that supposedly when Lewis & Clark were exploring the Louisiana “Purchase”, one of the indigenous tribes they had been communicating with warned them about bears, and clarified that their weapons couldn’t do shit to a grizzly bear. Lewis and Clark, unsurprisingly, decided that advice was optional because theyd never seen an animal that could take a muzzle loaded round. They fucked around. They found out.

@buzter8135 Год назад

Did one of them die?

@lizardlord4k Год назад

Bears are easily in the top 5 land animals that are damn near bullet proof.

@aaronrothwell6504 Год назад

@buzter8135 Members of the expedition did but Lewis and Clark didn't.

@Iconic_Zoot Год назад

@@lizardlord4k One of my favorite things to tell/remind people about bears is that not only can they tank gunfire, but they also have a natural rage amp when wounded, so shooting a bear will somehow manage to make it stronger and faster rather than weaker and slower. At least that's what I've learned about them.

@yellowpowr8455 8 месяцев назад

@@buzter8135 Why would that be an assumption?

@theaa47 Год назад

If, theoretically speaking, you had to compare the strength of a gorilla to a number of adult humans, how many people worth of strength would you say a single gorilla has? I need to know!

@popatochisps1198 Год назад

Possibly 10 men, but I’m not really sure.

@wlt3585 Год назад

I *think* it's 10 men, but you'd have to fact check me on that

@StealthKey Год назад

1 human with a gun

@Banana_D Год назад

Off the top of my head, I think it's 4 to 9 times stronger than the average human, but I might need to fact check it

@TempestsFury Год назад

This is just a shot in the dark, but I’d guess it’s somewhere around 4-9 times stronger than a human! Hope this helps :)

@TikiBadgerSSBU Год назад

Imagine needing matchup knowledge for bear attacks

@cg5380 Год назад

12:49 The chatter who said "WOW. You need to burn everything to get me WOW." is very funny

@DesTr069 Год назад

Actual, factual true story: my orthodontist has actually fought a polar bear and lived. He has received the Canadian medal of honour, you can look him up, Dr Eric Fortier. Actual Gigachad, and a very nice guy too

@CaptainDCap Год назад

Orthodonist!

@DesTr069 Год назад

@@CaptainDCap thanks!

@Shrow88 Год назад

Found the wikipedia page on him, says he went ham on the bear with a pocketknife then paddle his injured friends across water to get help. I can understand the medal of honour!

@kyallon1213 Год назад

Did he become an orthodontist before or after the polar bear attack

@byrontheusurper6505 Год назад

One of my cats was like a second mother to me, she was there when I cried as a baby, she taught me some life lessons, she was the best. An absolute menace to society if she wanted to be and a fighter like no other cat I've ever seen, even taking on foxes when she already got older, but I loved her a lot. I miss that cat so much!

@lampsonmcstand6150 Год назад

"imagine you're in a forest and a polar bear pops up" Id be expecting a plane crash, a smoke monster, and a disappointing afterlife if that happened

@Xanek Год назад

15:45 Coney please, the ocean is full of junk, a seahorse shooting ropes is the least of your problem. The 2nd time though, Coney had enough rope shooting.

@crooker23 Год назад

Frankly if you've ever been in the eastern United States you've likely had the vestiges of my ropes drift on the wind directly into your mouth and eyes, can't just stay inside in a bubble your whole life cuz of some distributed silly string

@_Jay_Maker_ Год назад

Admittedly, it was pretty gross.

@theotherjared9824 Год назад

Gorilla strength is technically immeasurable. As in, we have yet to find the upper limit of what a gorilla can lift and carry due to ineffective methods of measuring.

@CaptainDCap Год назад

And also there's no way to get a Silverback gorilla in a position to where it has access to hysteric strength, such as when a mother can somehow lift a car to save her child pinned underneath.

@jisatsurai Год назад

when i see a coney video appear in my sub feed i genuinely pop off like i’m not being facetious when i say he’s in my top 5 creators rn

@thetisor24 Год назад

Especially when it’s react content. Coney is just good at reacting to stuff somehow

@jisatsurai Год назад

@@thetisor24 ikr? usually react content bores me but he’s just so engaging it feels like you’re watching a video with a buddy and cracking jokes with him, i rly think it’s his experience in casting that sets him apart.

@pikmanfan21 Год назад

Same

@nicoataiza7850 Год назад

Coney is the only creator I actually feel parasocial with

@halbarroyzanty2931 Год назад

The bear thing isn't as hard to remember as It seems. Just keep in mind that black bears are smaller so you can scare them away and grizzly bears are huge so your best bet is to be as non threatening as possible

@Hydun Год назад

If it's brown lay down if it's black fight back if it's white good night

@CaptainDCap Год назад

@@Hydun the real advice is here: When you go into bear territory, bring a shotgun and a pistol. For the black bear, you need only one bullet in your pistol. Shoot at the air, and the bear will flee. For the brown bear, you need both weapons fully loaded. Shoot the shit out of it, and it may just decide you're not worth destroying. For the polar bear, you need only one bullet in your pistol. Shoot yourself. The bear will literally eat your organs out of your stomach first, and it doesn't care if you're still alive.

@javondarrien4631 Год назад

Coney’s face in the thumbnail is me whenever I see the thumbnail

@TheSaltedSalmon Год назад

That Mr. Beast bit got me so weak dude

@FeeshUnofficial Год назад

NO CONEY YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AN ORCA IN CAPTIVITY! Every single orca ever in captivity was depressed. The only fatal attacks ever from orcas were in captivity. Orcas are highly socially intelligent and are supposed to live in a HUGE habitat. You don't want to be an orca in captivity

@4546Bean Год назад

It gets dark

@byrontheusurper6505 Год назад

Coney being a contrarian on capybaras and quakkas, he despises mainstream opinions, truly the hipster of the smash scene

@jonathanrobles7377 Год назад

20:49 coney making that face got me cackling

@tumultoustortellini Год назад

I used to be a meerkat lover only but I've thinking wallabies are pretty cool. Neither of them were on the list, but that just means I can call myself "underground" and "esoteric" so it's all good.

@smoldior9388 Год назад

just so u know meerkats kill more meerkats than any other animal to the extent that the lercentage of meerkat on meerkat murder is higher than humans

@fransthefox9682 Год назад

90% of meerkat deaths were caused by another meerkat.

@CaptainDCap Год назад

Meerkats were named wrongly. Because they're literally the devil.

@gabrielabrera9966 Год назад

Coney: “She is laughing wth? She just got kicked by a moose! I would not be laughing!” Also Coney: *starts laughing and acting like Mankind after busting his head open at a roller rink

@randomcactus5678 Год назад

Now how would you survive an orangutan that will spawn 1 time randomly every year

@GeuseWRLD Год назад

That kangaroo lookin at me like "Man..."

@ODISeth Год назад

Lmao at the virtual twitch chat just overlayed on top of the TV

@clintgahm1495 Год назад

I used to work with some nice Gambian guys back home in Alaska and convinced them that the moose you see in neighborhoods are there because they've developed a taste for human blood. To be fair they were already rightfully scared of moose regardless so no harm no foul right?

@Raevyn01 Год назад

"You hit the neck" and 2 seconds later you are missing an arm

@alexdavidson7498 Год назад

3:50 we are the greatest long distance runners on the planet.

@treedude4246 Год назад

1:20 its time for more fun facts with treedude During hannibals invasion of rome he came over the mountain with war elephants Imagine you are a roman soldier and a giant fucking horned beast that you had never seen in your life just appeared on the horizon trumpeting at you

@wienerschnitzel1739 Год назад

Coney please react to the hit new Super Mario Bros Movie. I don’t care if it will be instantly taken down by RU-vid, I need to know if the jokes I fell out of my chair laughing at at the theatre were actually funny or not

@HeavyWalrus2 Год назад

Why do you need validation for your sense of humor from a streamer?

@Palozon Год назад

Alright but how do I escape Donkey Kong's Coconut Gun?

@kimaster5893 Год назад

Just run before his coconut gun can fire in spurts... because if he shoots ya its gonna hurt

@thenoseguy Год назад

Just know that his coconut gun fires in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt. So don't get shot.

@TheMonkeydela Год назад

3:43 didn't know Coney was moonlighting as Simon, never knew why he wanted to be called Al

@lololopez503 Год назад

Yo coney, you ever plan on doin a hat showcase? Would really love to see them, they're so cool !

@jtwoody21 Год назад

Animal posting 🎉🎉🎉🎉 also as someone from Vermont, moose are huge and if you see one. You need to leave

@jebuschris7134 Год назад

In Canada even though I live in a suburban neighborhood I've been woken up by moose in my backyard. If you have a good distance of them they are pretty cute to watch at least.

@jtwoody21 Год назад

@@jebuschris7134 they do just kind of appear anywhere up north

@obviouslyanonymous Год назад

@JEBUS CHRIS it's always so weird how they just casually show up so often. Feels like the kind of thing people jokingly say happens in Canada, but for real this time.

@nutmegdoesstuff1339 Год назад

As a cat person, calling them one of the most wholesome animals is just lying to yourself.

@byrontheusurper6505 Год назад

I don't think I've ever heard of quakkas, they're so cute!

@camdencrocker8900 Год назад

coney videos are back! i had to wait four days coney!

@cornblaster7003 9 месяцев назад

moose are more of an issue when they get on the roads, they're a hazard on a lot of Canadian highways and you're warned to stop when you see them and wait for them to be finished what they're doing, bc if you hit them they will take your car with them, they are very passive tho

@mrman2715 Год назад

13:09 thanks for the shout out

@quackkillerreal Год назад

That last moose was just Resident Evil stalker mechanics

@cornblaster7003 9 месяцев назад

the counter for polar bears is if you know you're in an area they live take wide corners and be constantly aware of what's around you so they can't take you by suprise, also don't go into the tundra bc they like hiding behind rocks to ambush things there

@cornblaster7003 9 месяцев назад

8:00 if you live up north these things are a bigger issue lol

@byrontheusurper6505 Год назад

Fruit bats are like flying dogs, they are fucking adorable. Also they're literally called flying dogs in germany lmao

@CaptainDCap Год назад

I'm afraid you are misinformed. I speak German, and bats are called Fledermaus, or 'Flying Mouse'.

@JackgarPrime 3 месяца назад

@CaptainDCap A name i always remember, because a character in The Tick was named Die Fledermaus

@byrontheusurper6505 3 месяца назад

@@CaptainDCap yes, i know, I'm from germany. "Fledermaus" can describes all bats, but fruit bats specifically are commonly called "Flughunde" or flying dogs in addition to that.

@DeronHargrove Год назад

I love this channel

@Daniel-hq7jm Год назад

Seeing coney compliment the orca show at 12:12 makes me think he’s probably never seen blackfish

@TrueCarthaginian Год назад

Blackfish is filled to the brim with lies. Just because something is a documentary doesn't mean it's accurate nor truthful.

@agentclank8183 Год назад

Coney could not beat a hippo. Those dudes weigh a ton, have super strong bite force (which you can't stop like a croc or alligator), and are always aggrevated as hell. You are dead if a hippo attacks you. Did I also mention their fast as hell.

@GamerLMA Год назад

I love the i can say this to censor bleep combo, regardless of context

@IncrediblyUnfunny Год назад

0:20 RU-vid auto-captions caught the "kill" through the censor lol

@the_splits2360 Год назад

This is a donkey Kong level threat

@patrickburton1401 Год назад

The difference between a Brown bear (Grizzly) and a black bear is as clear as night and day. Brown bear very, VERY big…

@hailtrain4539 Год назад

Hey Coney! Huge Fan! Can i use ur thumbnail for my thumbnail? I really like the face ur making in it and im gonna steal it and use it over and over for 3+ videos straight

@ZRSBW Год назад

Bro really thought he could sneak DK in there💀

@joshualeespiny7172 Год назад

Coney yelling at seahorses to stop giving birth bruh

@elizander5902 Год назад

Apparently there was a polar bear seen in Virginia recently

@BargainSteve Год назад

whats the song at the end of the video

@bdillmore40 Год назад

Where was my boi the Australian Wombat at???! They're so cute and cuddly.

@AtherisHispida Год назад

Coney really is a contrarian

@TheSweatSlayer Год назад

When I was a dumb kid we where out camping, me and my brother just decided to go for a bike ride alone in the wilderness down to a lake, and as we where riding down a trail we saw two huge ass moose or meese (whatever the plural is LOL) and we where dumb kids and didn't know they where dangerous and could kill you so we just rode past them and thought it was cool. We had no idea we could have died that day until we grew older and learned that, that wasn't such a smart idea LOL

@jameswoodland2719 Год назад

Imagine if colleges made teaching this fun.

@thetisor24 Год назад

Anyone know what happened to his tv chat setup?

@SpaceRider15 Год назад

I thought that albatross were birds of prey

@byrontheusurper6505 Год назад

You should watch ididathing, he's australian and he has some fun Videos trying and failing to deal with the cats that go into his yard

@ajoconnor64 Год назад

10:25 this is so goddamn funny

@Thesmashconnoisseur Год назад

I think you should cha get this videos thumbnail. Maybe to some animal with their mouth open wide and a red arrow while coney reacts because I saw this thumbnail and I scrolled past 4 times before clicking it.

@Cerialos Год назад

annual donkey kong

@wayne3642 Год назад

HE ROLLED HIS EYES AT THE MANATEE?

@wardious2562 Год назад

Fun Fact: Pretty much any large sea animal with fins/flippers is gonna be mistaken for a mermaid by a group of drunk, horny European dudes.

@alansmithee920 Год назад

2:10 she's canadian. of course shes smiling.

@TheOblomoff Год назад

All you need to do to have arms like a chimp - is to not sit in a chair all day, not eat sweets 3 times a day and walk/swing around all day long. I successfully failed doing all that.