Anime laws would then dictate that there is then a chance that you probably have some underage girl chasing you waiting till she is of age(or not, in some cases) to offer herself to you. _I HATE THIS TROPE TOO_
@@triam6857 1) It? 2)eww 3)i was thinking about young asuka talking to kaji while writing this, there are probably better examples of this fucking trope
I now want an Isekai anime based around 2 guy's, one who's super nerdy, a little hefty but is actively working on improving himself, and a stereotypical Harem protagonist going into a Harem world essentially where the boring guy starts off enjoying all the attention, but then a week later he gets a bit weirded out as all the quirks start manifesting and the nerdy guy (who is immune to the world's affects as he is making an effort in life to improve himself making him interesting) helps his friend out to survive this world with the ending literally being to get a hobby and to make himself a more interesting person to counteract the worlds Harem effect which in this world effects everyone
Id just sit in the front of the door and have all my weapons and gear and have an escape route through my window if they came to my house to check and if they run in at me id just get out and be in a gullies suit and be hiding
... I’m having flashbacks to the cold open on Jim Sterling’s Coronavirus Jimquisition: *knock knock knock* ... Jim: (muffled) F*ck off! Justin: Jiiiiiim! *knock knock knock* Jim: F*ck off, I say!
Wait wait wait wait wait. >Remain calm >Avoid women >Maintain balance >Clenched fists Are tibetan monks the end result of defending against the harem effect?
It is hypothesized by scientists that the recent resurgence of monk lifestyles and Tibetan tourism can be attributed to this drastic reaction to a Harem scenario. This is a very serious choice to make about your life, but it is imperative to commit to this path fully and have no doubts if undertaken. Otherwise, it is entirely possible your Harem will track you down to the airport and prevent you from leaving via wacky hijinks, possibly involving a female security guard at the checkpoint. Another common mistake is that you merely fantasize about running away from your problems and living a simple lifestyle far away. In these cases, your vision of this life is usually transmitted into a bubble above your head for your Harem to see and they will typically be angered or hurt by your implication of abandoning all of them, leading to severe Tsundere beatings and drastically increased chances of a Yandere forming.
Hey you found monster movies, but the desperate survival situation is because of the fact that monsters, are literally coming out of the ocean, falling out of the sky, or heck even coming out of ground, or you know even just randomly appearing
Himedere's Father: "So you think you're good enough to be a butler in my daughter's mansion? What are your qualifications?" Applicant: "I was an assassin for 30 years with over 3000 confirmed kills across the world." Himedere's Father: "You're hired! Welcome to the staff."
That strongly implies her dad does a. Know said assassin enough to trust him as a killer with the life of his daughter and B. Has some reason to believe experience in physical combat is needed. Read: he's a criminal. Edit: or a public person with strong ties with the secret services.
@@martinsmouter9321 C. He's smart enough to NOT FREAKING DENY AN ASSASSIN WITH MORE THAN 3000 COMFIRMED KILLS LOOKING FOR A JOB. (this got out of hand real quick.)
@@pepitothefrogito7372 there're a lot more and better jobs to give someone you just hope doesn't murder you than butler for your daughter. Examples: accountant, customer service, representative abroad (improves immediately the chance he doesn't murder you and your family) Edit: I acknowledge customer service is maybe not the best option, but still a lot better than personal servant of your daughter. Maybe better examples would be: gardener, cleaner and plumber. Also how does he know about the kills if it's public our assasin is either in public protection or in jail and if he's one of the few to know he apparently has some kind of trust bound with the assassin or his former employer.
I know this novel, except its a yandere. MC goes to a new world and the yandere sister somehow comes with him except unlike he, the girl goes into a new body.
If you know your local Harem includes a Yandere and you offer that confession to anybody else, you most likely deserve what's coming - but your prospective girlfriend almost certainly does not. All the same, you should laminate it. If you _are_ confessing to a Yandere, it prevents possibly fatal misunderstandings, and if you aren't, you should still beware the Tsundere's reaction.
Regarding the prospective girlfriend: well, you could either influence your Yandere to become tsundere, or manipulate your Tsundere (it's the Tsundere. right?) into becoming a yandere. Either way, get her interested in *hard* rock and motorcycles (hard drugs optional). Point is, the more visibly menacing and outwardly delinquent she becomes, the LESS likely you are to get f*cking stabbed all over, School Days-style! )) And the more time she spends riding her sled and kicking a$$ in shady biker bars, the more Character Development she gets *beyond* her "girl with a crush" cliche! Protip / Warning: Side effects may include: dumping YOU. -)
If I were a boy, there are at least 4 girls I wan't "Ara ara" to come from: Akeno Himejima, Kurumi Tokisaki (currently an anti-hero/anti-villain), Atago and myself (as I am now).
In the circumstances in which you hear the phrase "ara ara" while alone there are two main actions that can be taken. 1. The path of least resistance( least dangerous) 2. Struggle ( danger levels scale with personality of the criminal) We reccomend that you choose option one as you will find that they will go easy on you and you have a much higher survival rate than option two. In the case that you have chosen option two tis will lead to a few different outcomes based on certain tropes, cliches and variables. 1. Death. (30%) 2. Successful escape (2%) 3. Complete loss of the variable "virginity" (56%) 4. They call for backup ( this may only lead to 3 and 1) (9%) 5. Lesser crimes committed. (3%) In the event that you are a shota in this situation the only outcomes are 1. Death (45%) 2. Mind break (18%) 3. Complete loss of the variable "Virginity" (100%) To protect yourself from this threat is to lock yourself in your room and only leave when necessary, check each room in the house when you leave and return, when spotted by the offender you must call the police and lock all doors and windows. If inside the house, block your room's door and lock it as well as the windows, then inform the correct authorities. In the event where the offender is a yandere you must do the following procedures. 1. Lock yourself a room 2. Barricade the doors and windows 3. Inform the police of an armed intruder in your house 4. Find a weapon and keep it on you at all times 5. Wait until police arrive. If the barricades are broken by the yandere do one of the following procedures 1. Commit suicide 2. If on the first floor, exit through window 3. Run as far and fast as you can 4. Accept your fate Ths has been an important public service announcement. Stay safe and inform authorities of any serial offenders you may come across.
I would like to see a harem anime that includes a guy trying to escape the harem, and following these rules, while pointing out all the tropes and cliches. It would be hilarious.
Three major things you missed in a proper harem. 1. The rival, this can be a character of any gender that puts you into a position of constant, but friendly, rivalry. They pose a small threat to your harem by either instigating trouble with girls in the harem, or is a direct dating candidate for the girls to consider. This character usually has a lot of good traits but will inevitably have one irredeemable trait that won't threaten your harem in the long term. This character never usually gets one of the rejected girls that you turn down. 2. The Ugly friend, this is usually a male character that is in somehow a friendship with you. Considered ugly due to either personality traits, or reputation, rarely but not impossible they are actually physically unattractive. The point of this character is to make you look better by comparison, helping affirm that the girls should find you to be the best available option. Usually this character has a redeeming quality which will make him desirable enough for one of the rejected girls to go out with him and will more often than not, end up fucking your sister so you don't have to. 3. Gay boyfriend, this character, typically male but can also be occupied by the childhood tomboy friend, is not a rival character but is usually attractive enough to mildly threaten your position with other girls like the rival. Is actually a candidate in your harem that does want you, but expects the love to be unrequited due to the main character thinking of them as a male character. They are able to have the closest premarital relationship with you as one of the candidates due to your oblivious behavior. This character if male may be the otokonoko, or "trap" and dress as a female to no real effect, if female will struggle at dressing up like a girl never getting the main character to think they are a girl. And as a bonus 4. The Milfdere, this older sister or motherly character will probably be best girl by taking care of you at all turns, thinking and helping you with everything and will likely give you advice so you can choose a different girl. Which is probably ideal, as wanting to bang the motherly character (which may be your actual mother or actual older sister) is kind of strange, not as strange as the imouto or little sister character, but still wrong.
5. Keep a goddamn timetable, and whenever you make plans with a girl, check it and immediately write it down if you are free. If you don‘t, you will inevitably end up arranging two dates in the same timeslot. Should this happen to you, despite all of your planning, immediately cancel one of the two dates. Don’t attempt to run back and forth between them, smarter AND faster guys than you have tried and failed before. 6. When opening ANY door, expect the unexpected. Always knock, always ask if you can enter. If there is no reply, knock again. If there is still no reply, slightly open the door and peer inside a little bit. Be extremely careful here; Should you see a tiny piece of what might be a girl, immediately close the door and apologize. Keep holding it closed until you are absolutely certain that what might have been a girl is calm, then repeat the entire process. 7. If one or more of your harem girls show signs of mental instability, please immediately consult an expert. You might be in a splatter anime. Do not try to solve the issue yourself; you will get everyone in your surroundings killed.
@ItsEliEli__98 dont forget an op skill, so just in case one of ur haremattes is suffering from mental instability u can quickly dispose of her urself xD
@@Buphido 6. If you dont get replies, DONT open the door at all, whether or not she is inside, she likely wouldnt want you to go snooPING AS usual in her room. So to avoid ANY danger, if you hear no positive reply to come in after knocking on door, DONT ENTER AT ALL, just wait for owner to reply to you, or come home, or just text her.
"If you need help, remember, the Genki girl is usually best girl." He forgot to follow it up with, "But you'll probably go with the tsundere anyways because you apparently like being launched 5 miles in the air every day"
Didn't he just say earlier that your sister has a likely chance of being a Genki girl? What if I think Genki girl is best but it's my nonexistent sister? Wouldn't I be breaking the *D* rule? But I *have* to make up my mind. Oh what are the odds?
Imagine if there was a harem anime where the main guy is actually revealed to be manipulating all the girls into liking him and he actually wants to lure them in so he can murder them or something like that idk (edit: And maybe he's from another dimension or something and the reason why he looked like a boring main guy protagonist was because this alien civilization mass produces bodies or something and the default was the cheapest and fastest to mass produce.
"Still don't have sex with her you degenerate garbage human being." Yeah, you'd have to be a harem protagonist to not realize you're getting insulted here.
@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 I wasn't. I think he insulted himself. There's a cute delicious girl wanting to have sex with me and I would be a demented retarded if I didn't fuck her.
If you're in a harem and it seems like a girl is going to make out with you, lock the door. In fact, nail the door shut, board up the windows, and take the battery out of your phone. Even if you take every protective measure, there will still be 95% that someone will interrupt you right before your lips make contact and the moment will be ruined.
The cable guy FINALLY shows up, but the clumsy fuck steps through the ceiling while he's chasing cables through the attic to your room. The girl, asking if you're ok, rushes over in a panic and gets nailed by the cable guy's 45-lbs. tool bag.
This of course knocks her over and she falls onto you in a compromising position, you then discover that the cable guy is the father of one of the other harem girls, and it was bring your daughter to work day, and that girl was either the tsundere or the yandere, depending on which one is in your harem that you haven't picked, and severe bodily harm ensues
Justin Hurowitz thats why you stare them down while kissong the present girl then you lightly push them out of the room and close the door gotta multi task of you want action in a harem
I would like to see a harem anime where the protagonist is aware of his status and tries to follow this guide, with some kind of twist that makes easy resolution impossible. Maybe that easy resolution is interrupted by the yandere and everyone needs to band together to defend Senpai. Maybe the protagonist is in love with the one girl in his class who isn't in his harem. Maybe he's asexual and doesn't want to be with any of the girls, but they can't take a hint.* Who knows? Anyone in a position to do something like this probably has lots of good ideas I wouldn't ever think of. *Though this could go wrong easily.
An Idea I had was this dude being the most popular, interesting student in school, and his harem are the unpopular girls trying to scheme to get him to notice them. At this point it could be a slice for life or a thriller where the MC is trapped in the high school during summer vacation by his Harem and has to figure out how to survive and escape
I want to see one where the protagonist gets the best ending where all the girls get along and he ends up in a polygynous relationship with all of them.
"Please refer to the last tape in this series, 'So you think your a Zeppeli'" *Looks at boxset* *Notices that the last tape is missing.* *Extreme concern sets in quickly*
This seriously needs to be an anime itself, some guy who reads a lot of manga who doesn't want to be in harem trying to avoid every trope in the book only to fail somehow. Some one get on this
Might be even better to play it straight and have the guy successfully implementing every countermeasure, but at the clear expense of how miserable it'd be to constantly be on edge and on the run from activating harem members and/or being chased said girls and the impossibility of forming a meaning bond with anybody because of the harem on his tail. Also, I wasn't sure if I even wanted to watch this video, I think it's been in my recommended since it was posted and I kept avoiding it, but boy was this ever comedic gold.
That’s kind of what Haganai did, but not exactly. He knew all the girls had feelings for him, but thought their friend group might fall apart because of it, so he purposefully acted oblivious, turning one on one dates into group outings and pretending he didn’t hear them whenever they said something that came a little too close to them actually admitting their feelings
This reminds me of a manga I’ve heard of where the main character realizes he’s supposed to be the protagonist of a harem series. The only problem with that? He’s gay, so every day is hell for him. No idea if it’s good or not, but the premise sounds amusing.
Harem anime twist. All the girls hung around the main protag because they actually were attracted to each other. He spends three seasons trying to decide which one he wants to be with only to finally learn that none of them are actually interested in a relationship with him, they just have a confusing love dodecahedron with each other. It starts when his female best friend moves back to his town, another girl or two wants to approach her but isnt sure how so they pretend to want to spend time with you, those girls bring in a few others who all want to get with each other, but again, because they are pretending to be interested in you none of them think they have a chance of confessing to each other. The tsundere isnt attacking you because of the usual reasons, its because she wants you to leave her alone so she can figure out how to approach her crush! The shy girl stutters all the time because she doesnt know how to reject you without exposing who she is after, so on and so forth. The hard part will be making sure everything is ambiguous enough that in hindsight it makes sense but the secret isnt given away beforehand.
Imagine if after that he decides to never trust women again and just goes gay and then that's when they do fall for him but its too late now that he's gay and he ends up turning them down
"Scientists have theorized that a harem can form without a tsundere, but this has never been observed in nature" *Shows clip from a harem with no tsundere.*
I’d like to see a guy who realized that he was in an harem but has a yandere. So he has to try to protect everyone else from her while trying to not get murdered himself
Yea, someone who’s genuinely not interested (preferably queer, Aro/Ace protag is perfect for this concept) trying to protect their friends and family. Also, the perfect psychological horror.
Jack the General Disappointment Police officer: Cause of death, doc? M:E: “D.B.S.S” Police officer: “what’s that?” M:E: “Death by Snu snu” Police officer: “Well that explains the stains on the carpet... and the bed... and the walls... and everywhere in the fucking house, my damn.”
Police Officer: Cause of Death? Me: D.B.D.N. Police Officer: What’s that? Me: Death by Death Note Police Officer: That explains the random ass heart attack, despite the victim being a completely healthy human.
I'd totally watch a harem anime with a self aware protagonist trying to escape the storm any way they can and still having the world bend itself to throw them back in
There's an anime now called Romance Killer where a girl basically finds herself in a gender-reversed harem anime and tries to avoid it because she doesn't want to date.
This was a stroke of brilliance. I've never knew that I wanted something like this but I would love to see this become a series if at all possible. If you are taking suggestions I'd like to suggest the following, but as always, do what you do how you need to do it. 1: "How to survive if you're trapped in another world, fantasy edition" 2: "The Mecha Pilot's Video Handbook" 3: "How to survive if you're trapped in another world, SCI-FI edition" 4: "Required education from the Multi-Verse Council of Magical girls" 5: "How to survive if you're trapped in another world, Video Game edition"
Not necessarily. While a Zeppelli will generally decay very quickly after being exposed to a Joestar catalyst, some forms have been observed to last several months before the process completes. While no means of stopping the process has yet been discovered, you may at least have some time to make peace with your broken family.
Just being a younger sibling usually works in your favour because first born sons of the Zeppeli family work as Joestar magnets that guard you from getting in contact with said Joestars
Just don’t come in contact with a Joestar and you should be fine. Which unfortunately is very unlikely sense most observed Zeppeli’s found themselves developing a symbiotic relationship with a Joestar, seemly never award that that relationship will lead to an early death toll that last minute.
For recognising a Tsundere is easy: 1- “It’s not like...” this phrase it’s her main phrase A Yandere 1- An evil, loud and high pitched laugh 2- A part of her clothes or her hair is Pink 3-They don’t use Firearms A Sadodere: 1-She rarely switch on an emotion that isn’t a little smile A Himedere: 1-She acts like a princess from Great Britain so arrogant and rude A deredere: 1-She’s just like Sayori before getting depressed A Kuudere: 1-She don’t switch Emotions out of her apatic face 2-She like you even if you can’t understand it because she’ll always keep calm 3-She’s just introvert, not shy A Dandere: 1-She don’t switch emotions out of her little sad smile apart from when you talk to her 2-Extremely shy and prefers to run away from you crying and shouting to talking with you
I somehow turned every girl in my harem into a yandere. I am currently typing this in a locked closet, inside of a bunker, inside of a safe house, inside of nuke bunker, 3 miles deep underground, and yet I think I can hear their laughs.
hope that's a deadmans' switch, cause otherwise they'll get you with either knockout gas or by knocking you out faster that you would think is possible and stripping you down.
Jack Ferring I have sonar detectors, infrared and night vision set up throughout the place, if I see any of them or if any of my cameras turn off I'm setting off the bomb, and if I don't this bomb is set to go off if my blood pressure reaches a certain point along with every other bomb here.
This made me want to see a harem anime where the protag actually recognizes the fact that it's a harem and does everything he can to prevent it. Seeking help anywhere he can find it such as watching videos like this and reading guide books. Eventually driving him to the point of madness.
SCP- 1945 (The Harem) Object Class: Safe - Euclid SCP- 1945 is composed of multiple anomalous entities. Each instance of SCP- 1945 is composed of entities with different traits. Each entity is a human female (under most circumstances: see addendum 2b) who displays a very strong personality trait, the danger of any given entity depends on the present personality trait.
Addendum 2b: Most entities that make up instances of SCP-1945 are human females. However, there are exceptions, listed in order of rarity: One entity looks mostly human, except for one thing (e.g., cat ears, being an alien who conveniently looks and acts human with some quirks, being a robot), all entities look mostly human except for one thing, all entities are male (these mostly gather around human females, with some exceptions), all entities are the same gender except for one (they tend to gather around humans who are the opposite gender of the majority of the instance of SCP-1945, and have a different set of typical traits), the instance has multiple male and female entities, the instance has multiple entities with an even (or as-even-as-possible) gender ratio. The last two are incredibly rare in nature and, while scientists have theorized that they could happen, none have been spotted.
@@Drago-957 fool, do you think we dont have software porn, the likes of which not even the internet houses? Rule34 is an SCP! WE HAVE THE REAL RULE34! THE SITE THAT HOUSES A.L.L P.O.R.N! EVEN THOSE WHICH YOU'LL FIND BREATHETAKING!
(Sees anime on TV as a child between 1997-2004) "Oh, this asian cartoons are awesome! They always have such great and mature stories to tell, I can't wait to grow up and see more of them when it becomes popular!" (A1 Pictures announces _Tantallazier Melancholya of Sonata: Can't believe My Luck! I really found a Half-Human Idol Little Sister Harem at the Moedgy Magical Girl Volleyball Academy in another dimention, didn't I?_ for the 2019 summer season). "I see. I should have died as a child, who would have guessed?"
Infinite Stratos protagonist: “This game was rigged from the start, the only solution is to play safely, and NEVER CHOOSE. Else you unleash hell on earth.”
naw the safe situation is to one kill the yandere or go to anothet goddamn country fake ur death cuz that bitch is gomna search like a damn bloodhound and if that doesnt work get a hitman to kill that crazy bitch and if that does not work bang that bitch till her back breaks then she wont be able to get u 😏 I'm so smart 😏😉😛
@@elijahpadilla5083 I never seen 5 girls go well. In fact, in Monster Musume the second he gets 5 girls a black widow and the grim reaper start following him around.
Ok, but what if you finally confess to your choice of girl, she accepts, you make out and go to Final base, and then go your separate ways knowing you sealed the deal.... however, you are at your house and find out one of the following events: A. One of your parents remarried and your girlfriend is now your sister. B. One of your parents finds their long lost sibling, and it’s your girlfriend’s parent. C. One of your parents had some sort of fling leading to the birth of an unknown sister, who is now your girlfriend because, clearly you were born under an incestuous star. Or D. You are in a CLAMP anime (similar to option C but, much more of a wild card).
Point A being another reason I don't get the "Don't fuck your not even remotely related 'sister'"-thing. 'The hell's the problem? By logic, incest is bad because mixing too closely in the gene-pool is bad. But if you're not at all related there is no logical basis for the argument. It's not even incest. It might feel a bit weird, but what kind of excuse is that?
By what logic? Like, I'm not saying everyone should start jumping on their step-sisters. I simply fail to see the logic. Why is non-blood "incest" (not actually incest), bad? They may be considered brother and sister by the law, but what kind of sense does that make?
why? 5 minutes ago she was just another woman of similar age and then a paper between your parents makes it wrong? That's pretty illogical, not to say stupid. What if you started dating said girl first and then your parents met because of that, they fall in love and they get married? Is it still wrong? Don't get me wrong, the Eromanga example it's still wrong as hell to do, but because she is too young. But if you suddenly get a step-sister same age as you, let's say both are 15-16, then forget it, a paper doesn't really makes her your sister and you are probably not going to see her as that.
There IS another potential tactic you can employ in these situations. But it's radical, and quite difficult for someone who got themselves in this situation to begin with. See, the Harem Anime is formed when women of sufficiently strong personalities - which exert high pressure on their environment - come into contact with You, a pocket of low pressure dullness. They can't help it, it's just that Nature abhors a vacuum. Their high pressure personalities will desperately try to relieve that pressure through you, who have little to no personality and much indecision. As such, the solution is obvious. You must become _MORE INTERESTING_ . To push back against the cyclones of strong personalities, you must become, yourself, a strong personality. That way, the pressure disparity ceases to exist, and attraction slows down. Of course, if you got into this mess, being interesting will be difficult. It can seem easier - even appealing - to simply allow the winds generated by all these cute girls to buffet you around, or to seek shelter with one girl above all others. Do not lose heart, however, as the Harem Anime is an oppressing force, making you a slave to impersonal nature and the whims of fate. If you wish to take charge of your life, you must be willing to get out of your rut, and make someone of yourself. Find a personality, and then adhere to it until it becomes your reality. You must also be decisive, as the Harem Anime around you will attempt to prevent you from committing to anything, and simply use your attempts to change as excuses for more hijinks. Do not be discouraged, but soldier on regardless. Two tactics occur to me. The first is to declare a Shonen Hero Goal, and pursue this goal with all your heart. The harem of cute girls will not be discouraged by this, rather clinging tightly to you. Indeed, you are likely to pick up additional girls as you shift your genre from Harem to Shonen Action, even as weaker girls who don't fit your new mold fall by the wayside, unable to adapt. Keep at it, though, and you'll at least have dynamism and drive. Plus, you're less likely to be involved in shenanigans once you start moving, as the Shonen front you'll become doesn't allow for the pure chaos of romantic comedy. Of course, you WILL turn your life into one of endless conflict and striving for an impossible goal. And you'll make enemies, no matter what your particular Shonen Hero Goal is. Even choosing something seemingly of low stakes, like card games, won't actually save you from potentially life-threatening situations. My second suggestion is more...esoteric. Literally. _Study Hermeticism_ . Go full Golden Dawn, and initiate yourself into the mysteries of Hermetic magic and philosophy. Not for magical power, mind you; that is liable to turn you into a Shonen Hero Protagonist anyone. No, any power you gain must be made a side benefit to your true goal: Gnosis. Transcendence. The _Corpus Hermeticum_ , ancient text establishing Hermetic philosophy as handed down by Hermes Trismegistus, tells us that the ultimate goal of humans is to overcome the limitations of the physical. To awaken to the spiritual, divine aspects of humanity's duel nature, and embrace it. To become not a slave to the physical world, but to become its shepherd; the keeper of the Earth Garden. And to become unchained by Fate, which rules everything physical, but has no claim to the divine (which you seek to become through esoteric knowledge and personal enlightenment). Since your entire goal is to transcend the Harem, this is in line with your goals. So perform your spiritual exercises, learn the sympathetic correspondences of the planets, stars, and metals. Become Thrice-Great, as Hermes did, and master the disciplines of Astrology, Alchemy, and Theurgy. Seek Pymander. So that when you die, you do not return to the world anew, but ascend beyond the crystal spheres of heaven and rejoin with the Source of All Things, whole and divine. At the very least, seeking to become a Hermetic wizard will make you grow a fucking backbone. You don't achieve Pymander without a strong Will. And if nothing else, your intense interest in a specific, obtuse hobby will probably put off all your suitors. But you're trying to go beyond your mortal concerns, so sex isn't that big a deal.
Bluecho4 It might be worth bearing in mind that choosing the wizard option has a high risk of turning into a shonen anime bad guy which comes with its own set of trouble, including but not limitef to: attracting shonen protagonists who want to kill you, developing sudden evil laughter fits, strange wardrobe changes, and mybe the most concerning- attracting a new harem filled with magic wielding girls. Thread carefully....
Just stay three to five feet away at all times, fold your arms, and lean back heavily against a wall (if there’s no wall present, sit on the ground Native American-style so you don’t accidentally trip the member of your harem), Just keep your answers short, brief, and to the point. Nod or shake your head accordingly. Answer to the extent of the question AND NOTHING ELSE! And knock, and WAIT for a response. If she says “No” or “Wait!”, you must WAIT until she grants admittance. If no response comes after six seconds, LEAVE THE VICINITY OF THE DOOR. All problems have been solved.
@@heatsyncope2859 A fellow Jontron fan, eh? Well I hate to disappoint, but I mostly have male friends and the few female friends I do have are married, in committed relationships, or lesbians. Except for Kim, and Beth, and Ashley, and Mia, and Stacy, and maybe you have a point.
@@kalashnikovdevil Adendum:*don't fuck people you thought you were relatives with for an extended period of time if/when it is discovered that you have no blood relation.
Lol silly boy, you can't escape the Yandere. Just resign yourself to the inevitable. Even suicide just means your ghost will spend eternity with her, after she summons you into her vibrator.
In all honesty, one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard. As someone who’s watched almost every harem anime in existence, I’m glad someone finally cleared this up. 14 minutes well spent 10/10.
This is possibly the best episode of mother's basement. I don't know if a whole series of "how to survive X genre" should exist, but similar videos would be fantastic.
Idea A harem with two protagonists. A guy with a harem of girls and a girl with a harem of guys. Bolth are sick of having harems and after meeting decide to pair off their harems with each other and hijinks insue as they try to play matchmaker.
Sidenote: Picking the Tsundere is also a preferable option over most alternatives. Her violent outbursts will eigther slow down or shift to a target to your faveour. The way to this outcome will be full of bruises, but in the end you will gain a woman willing and able to carry you trough your live, and you need such a person. After all, you are the most blant and/or social akward person arround here. Also, Derederes tend to die once you maked up your minds and before or shortly after the confession. In that case, we sugest one of our other works: - How to survive a psyhological horror story
TheLonely Otaku, you seem to forget the second part of the name Tsundere, the dere. They soft up, or to be more precise, grow warm for the protagonist. Aditional, their tendencies ar violent, but not abusive. Abusive would mean that they want to hurt the protagonist, but they do not want to hurt him, but only try to cover up their feelings for them. They are usually the first to question their own acting the moment the protagonist leaves the vicinety. But if there is no reason to cover the feelings up, since you assured them that they are mutal with your confession, the violence will be heavely reduced and most of the remaining will be redirected in them becoming protective. They are then like Yandere, but less stepford-smiler, not murderous, more upfront (to you and too others) and social at the veery least functional. So not like a Yandere at all. What i want to say, this is the moment Harem-Anime stops and you enter slice-of-live, mixed with a bit of romance and/or implyed sexual content, but probalbly never onscreen. Good news, in this topic, the guide would not be needed to be called 'How to survive', and the Protagonist, both of them, gain a healtly dosis common sence.
No. The only response to the retarded Tsundere is the Kazuma response. Really, he went to best MC last year for me because of his response about how to deal with a Tsundere, and sincerely? Those bitches don't deserve any kind of love, just punches. Believe in equality between men and women.
Random Minion Not really. Her abusive tendencies will not really stop, they'll lessen but even after getting with her, she'll consistently still be abusive. That's one of the worst relationships to get into.
A true tsundere should eventually devolve their violent abuse into just constant conflict and stingy slapstick. If the abuse stays high, you have a yandere.
if your harem is stuck in a higher dimension, you have chances to get there sometimes in the future, eventually, maybe. if your harem is stuck in a lower dimension, please ask your storywriter for help, if they are good, they will know how to add dimensions to stuff. (if not, then they aren't that good)
Make it clear that your a class act and that you are in a fully committed HEALTHY relationship and will not ruin that by mingling with some random broad that will most likely make your girlfriend assume the worst. Be direct, reject the competition and above all else! Don’t be stupid and show PROOF that you love your girlfriend. If your girlfriend assumes the worst, do everything in your power to show that you fateful to her, even if it means make an fool of yourself and publicly humiliating both yourself and her.
We need to weaponize this phenoma. Think of the possibilities! All you have to do is tell your yandere that you can't possibly pick her over Putin-chan and Kim Jong Un-kun, and boom! World peace.
Possible Problems: You admited being not interested in her. Possible Solutions: Run and do not watch news. You may got more blood on your hands than you wished for.
only playlist cha if you seen how old these 15 year old looks nowadays you'd be on the same boat. got me needing to see an ID now before i get with a chick
Chris Fairy Tail is just fine. It is fairly popular, thou it is not anything special. The music is cool, the fights are flashy, there is a lot of fanservice and silly situations, and the power of friendship wins everything. There isn't much to say. It is just there.
I would actually find it hilarious, if in a harem, the protagonist was gay. And like let's say there is a scene of the harem girls trying to make him jealous by checking out other dudes, and he would be checking them out right along with them. It would be great. Edit: Wow didn't expect this to get so many likes. I love all the ideas that you guys have put in the replies.
Anime Luvr That would be a hilarious anime. It would also explain the reason why the harem lead isn't trying to go after any of the girls in his harem. This protagonist just has to be completely gay, and not just bi. Otherwise that opens up the harem to include guys as well... which could get interesting.
Shomin Sample is the closest example of this, while the protagonist is not actually gay, he must keep up his facade despite the countless advances of the tropes, or otherwise lose his manhood.
