How to talk to attractive women in retail 

A really attractive woman moved in next door to me. She started chatting to me and mentioned my cat. I denied having a cat. I can't explain why I did that. I do have a cat but in the moment I forgot. I've had that cat for 10 years.

They weren’t shocked at Rowan talking to a hot girl. They were shocked that he actually did his job for once.

it happened similar to me.. but I was smart, giving away my number and getting a date..10 years later I am happily divorced

Love how the comments are just everyone talking about their worst fumbles

I asked a guy what his favourite colour was, and he said, "Blue, what yours?" And I said, "Orange" And he said, "Me too!"

2 minutes: watching this video 40 minutes: reading all the epic comments

Group of us guys met a group of girls one Saturday afternoon (we were all in our mid 20s) and invited them to a house party we were going to that night. All cute but one girl was clearly a step above. We were all talking and hanging out that party. At the end of the night, everyone is packing up to head out. I, the introvert, was trying to think of how to set something up for the future when I see in the other room, the hot girl I like, give her phone number to my roommate, Kerry. Oh, the deflation at that point. Kerry, the extrovert wins the day. A few minutes later, she comes up to me and says “can I give you my number?” I, the idiot, say “yea, I saw you give it to Kerry, I can get it from him.” (What a stupid thing to say. I didn’t even make eye contact when I said it.). To which she replies, “yea, he asked me for my number but I WANT to give it to you.” Thank goodness for her directness. We dated for a year or so. Wonderful woman.

I was on a plane ride and a cute girl in front of me that I had noticed earlier snuck a note with her phone number on it between the seats. I stood up and gave it back to her thinking she had lost it or something. She was sitting next to her parents who realized what had happened when I told her she lost her note. I still to this day can't believe how stupid one can be. This is probably 12 years ago

I've never seen someone choose a computer so fast in my life.

They can't even tell if they're more shocked at him doing his job well, or talking to a cute girl 😂

Still one of your funniest scetches! |Old but Gold!!!

Almost 5 years ago when I was a senior in college, I had an insanely hot female friend. We had put together a small group of our friends that would go snowboarding together pretty frequently. One day in early February, once we had finished riding for the day I asked her to go snowboarding with me on February 14th and she enthusiastically said yes. That day our friends had classes so it was just us. I noticed that she was acting a little more flirty that day, and we even started talking about previous relationships and stuff while on the slopes. I didn't pick up on a single hint until I got back to my apartment and my roommate asks me how my Valentines Day was. I had asked my crush out on a date on Valentines Day and didn't realize it.

"Can I get your number?" "It's on the window up front but here you go..." Oh Rowan

that ending was exactly what I did when chick asked me out and I said that "I'm good", then I left the club and realised what a moronic move that was.

I worked retail for 25 years, and boy do I have stories... One of the best is when a girl wrote down her number, slid it over to me and said "here is my number if I need help with it..." I didn't catch it until she was out of the store, and I didn't call...

In my mid-twenties I was on the beach in Thailand and three hot girls called over the guy selling water bottles. I stopped the guy, gave him the money for the three bottles, and then brought them over to the girls all smooth-like. I chatted them up and they were all beautiful smiles and seemed into me, but I was nervous. I never did stuff like that, but I was in Thailand and forced myself to be bold. It was going great until like an idiot I asked them for the money for the water bottles! And the worst part is, the cost was like eighteen cents for all three! Their faces dropped when I asked and they said 'oh' and started reaching into their bags. At that point I knew I f'd up and was panicking. I took the money, and practically ran out of there. 25 years later, whenever I think about it I scream out loud until the horrible memory goes away.

Introverts 101, if you need to be an extrovert then you become one, but then your brain collapses.

When I was 16 I was chilling out side of a produce store waiting for my family to get done shopping when a girl who was way out of my league came up to me and started talking said she was new to the area because of family drama and had moved to live with her dad we just started up interesting conversation about life and I told her about the area. Anyway we talked for 45 min or so and I was so nervous the entire time my family walked out the store and I was like good talking to you bye. I didn’t even get her name. I’m 20 now and still loose sleep every once in awhile because of that

This was back in high school, 15 years back. There were 5-6 new students who had transferred from another school in same city to ours. After about 15 days, an attractive chick from among the new students comes to speak to me when I was alone at my desk and exactly says to me: "I think I like you". I was shy and completely unprepared, so without even making any eye-contact my response was: "okay, thank you", and I continued doing my work. I am still waiting till this day for another such opportunity.

Time to give in my two cents. I was 20-22ish at the the time and went on a volunteering trip. Women slept in one building, men in another. I met this one cute girl who I hit it off with but in my naïve mind I thought that she was just being nice. After a while she introduces me to her also cute friend. During the last night of the trip the whole group was around a bonfire at night, eating, drinking, mingling, but the three of us stayed together. Around midnight they say to leave the party and head over to their room. I walk up with them and they're touchy and flirty with me but my stupid ass brain didn't catch on to that. So when we arrive to the door I f*cking say "Ok well since men aren't aloud in and I'm tired I guess I'll just head back to my room and call it a night". They look at me bewildered and say "are you sure?!" and I just say "yeah its been a fun trip but I want to sleep now". They again ask "are you sure?!?!" I AGAIN refuse. We say our goodbyes and never see each other again. I still have trouble sleeping when I remember this.

This is the best fucking representation of nerds ever

He giving her the store number is actually very relatable, because we men are idiots

This has got to be one of the greatest comment sections in the entirety of the internet.

When I was going to school, I worked at a full service gas station just south of the financial district. There were a lot of amazing looking women that came in to get gas there, both young secretaries and older executives. If I have the advantage, meaning I am in a comfortable environment like work, I can chat up most any woman. I just feel relaxed and have no issues being witty and saying the right things. That is until they start liking what I was saying and start getting interested, then I freeze up or just sound stupid. I had a couple ask me for my number, and I responded by telling them I could give them a business card for the station and tell them about the services the garage offered. I started to change after one of them took the card and flipped it over and then ask directly for my number and wrote it down. After that, I noticed more of the women who flirted with me and took advantage of it. It turned out that working at a full service gas station was a great place to pick up women. Best job I ever had.

I was invited to a haunted house once by a cute girl i worked with and her friends. Before we went in she said “you can hold on to me if you get scared” I remember replying something to the effect of “nah, i dont scare easily”. It took a week to realize she may have been flirting.

Thats my boi .. Customer is a customer.. you can pass out after that

He used all of his mana to cast this spell.

And years later they ended up working together.

This is exactly how I met my wife - except it was in a game store and not a computer store. Also, I vaguely remember throwing up after she left instead of going into a seizure.

To all hot chicks out there: Yes, this truly happens.

This video is great but the comment section is even better

Not as painful as many of the stories i’m reading here but thought I would add my contribution. I’m a simple simple guy from simple origins but once joined my friends from college to a violin concert which was quite outside of my normal past time activity. I actually turned out to really enjoy it and in the break of the concert, this really classy pretty women I could only dream off approached me. She asked me if she could ask me a couple of questions for a study she was conducting among the concert audience. I agreed and she asked me a couple of questions about why I visited the concert and stuff like that. The conversation was fun and we even found out we had mutual friends. She wrote nothing down which I thought was weird and after a while the questions got more personal and I couldn’t see how they were relevant for any study. I sort of disrupted the conversation to ask what exactly the study was about and how many questions she had left. She didn’t really give a clear answer and the conversation ended there. I immediately realised what I did which made the second half of the concert far less enjoyable. I just never imagined a guy like me meeting a woman like that at a fucking violin concert, it was too good to be true. Who the fuck conducts a study without writing anything down and wearing a gala dress. After typing this, I don’t see how this is any less painful than the other stories here lol. I’m an idiot. Let’s hope I learned my lesson.

Oh this one reminds me of a moment in my early twenties i am not so proud off. I was on an introduction week and in my group was a very attractive and nice girl. We got along great for a week and to close of the week there was a dance. I had a splitting headache so at 21.30 i told my new friends and her that i would turn in. She said she also was not feeling great and she walked me to my room. I open the door and she follows me, so i walk towards the bed and i feel a hand on my shoulder. She asked with a Smile if there was anything she could do to make me feel better, my immortal reply was "no im good, thanks. nothing an ibuprofen wont fix". She left and i am still banging my Head against a wall 20 years later.

These guys are so good. I can't believe I've only just found them in 2019.

I love all these stories about blowing it with attractive women. So glad to see I'm not the only one.

When I was in college chemistry lab i sat at the bench with an extreme 10/10 brain and beauty. I had a crush on her so bad. I would practice the lab before class so that i wouldn't look like a fool Infront of her. One day her reaction fails because she spills one of the chemicals by accident. I clearly had enough chemical for both of us though. My mind exploded knowing this was my moment to be the knight in shining armor. She walks over to me and politely points out her mistake, clearly giving me my opening to come to her rescue. ....Boys.... I said.. without looking at her - "that sucks" - and for some reason, I poor all my excess chemical into my reaction.... I just stood there in disbelief looking at my empty vial . . . haven't had a good night's sleep since

little do people realize that the service industry gives you the ability to follow a fantastic script when interacting with attractive individuals, but once the "conversation" ventures outside of that script we're fucked!

Happened to. My crush asked me at a school camp if i had a blanket otherwise i could sleep under hers and i said no im good i got my jacket. I didnt sleep one second that night💀

As someone who works in retail. The job does turn you into a charismatic robot.

6 years later she works there and just summoned Rowan out of nowhere to throw a terrible customer out the store for not knowing his own girlfriends name.

I was at a barbecue with some friends at this insanely hot girls place once. We spent the day talking and having fun, ignoring most of the people around us. At the time I had a large chopper bike and as I was about to head out she said that she'd always wanted to ride on one of these. I said: " Well maybe you should get one too".

I work in retail in a garden center. I helped load several bags of soil into this really attractive ladies car and she said jokingly "oh thank you, can I take you home to unload this?" without hesitation I replied "depends, will your husband be home?" if there was a millisecond that felt like a million years it was that moment. Lucky for me she laughed and my soul left my body. I think she got weirded out when she was eventually staring at a lifeless body because I dont remember anything after that.

My turn! When I was in my 20s,I was living the hell of them, I go to my village for a few days. All good ,fun and girls but in a split second whith all the noise from people and music I thought I heard a girl talk about me.. And I was FAST! O boy! I literally run to that girl! I thought this is it, no second chance! And I tell you it is the most beautiful girl in the world!! Short story, we are together 15 years now and going good!! Sorry for my English!!🎉😊😅

Alright. So this is a reverse story. Back in Uni, I, a girl, was once asked out to a lunch by a guy. I’m pretty bad at defining people’s look*, but I think maybe he’s not bad. In terms of personality though, I can confidently say that he’s great. We both became friends real quick cause we play games. Imagine that. Out of the very few guys who had ever had a crush on me, he’s the only one who game and likes geeky stuff, like me. Before asking me out for that lunch, he consulted with a guy friend, who is also my friend, whether he should confess or not. And I think this friend, doesn’t know that the girl was me, so he just told him to go and confess. Thus the lunch. But I’m kinda scared about a guy having a crush on me, as I also haven’t had a crush on anyone since primary school I think. So I turned him down, *knowing that something might happened*, thus scared me. I really do think he’s a brave guy, as I heard like a year later from that friend, that he was very confused and nervous. I’m still scared and insecure of relationships til this day. I do wish him a great partner. Sometimes, I wondered if it would’ve gone differently if that friend knew that the girl was me. Cause he knew my personality a bit better, and knew that I avoided relationships. And maybe, maybe the guy’s approach would’ve been different. If he reads this, I hope he knows that it’s not anyone’s fault. I do not think any less of him. In fact, I think he’s a great and brave guy. Perhaps I might never get to be with someone like him, but I don’t regret it, I treat the guys who had a crush on me the same. I plainly reject, cause I’m such a p*ssy and insecure person. Too bad it kinda became awkward between us after graduation… well how can it not, I’m socially awkward. And he’s the same, I think.

This is how introverts work. As long as they have a 'script' to go by, they're fine.

Rowan used ALL of his magical buffs for the day, just so he could complete this one interaction. What a legend.

Worked part time in a convenience store once(while studying college) i saw my crush/schoolmate enters the shop , she comes to where i was cataloguing groceries and my mind was so out of place(daydreaming) that during arranging out some items i accidentally dump several cans of fruit cocktails on her feet. She really cries that time and i swear she really held back herself from smacking my face. Was reprimanded and i really felt super bad at the end she just forgets about it and just goes on with her day. My life changes after that encounter several years have passed after that incident i met her again , we have a good laugh, we dated , she got pregnant and i became a dad. I hope she watches us from heaven and i hope she is proud of me and our daughter.

As a hot chick connoisseur, I am very impressed with how the last guy held out until the end. However, you can see that eventually all that hotness will eventually irradicate all physical ability to function. Personally, I was in a hot-chick coma for three years. Doing much better now, thanks.

This happened to me once but the opposite. Hot chick working the till of a grocery store was talking to me allot when she was checking out the shit I bought, and asked me twice if she could help me take everything to my car. I said no I’m fine.. she said, “are you sure? I have nothing else to do”. I said no I’m fine. Later when I got home it hit me that she was trying to pick me up. I was punching myself in the head for that one. Went back several times but never saw her again. Oh well😅🤷‍♂️

He redlined for so long, he blew his head gasket

At a summer camp in Ireland, I was 17, a couple of very lovely girls kept giggling while looking at me and laughing at me or so I though. I started to have the impression I was ridiculous in some way for these girls, during the 2 weeks of camps they did it until one of them actually sat next to me and leant on my shoulder, I was still thinking she was testing me and ready to laugh at me had I shown any sort of interest so I didn't react in any way and she simply got bored and left. It was the last day of the camp. Only years later did I realize that she was probably interested in me and giggled like any girl her age would in this situation. I just have to add she was particularly beautiful, to this day I can't think about this story without wanting to punch myself in the face

7 years later that gorgeous lady is now your workmate at techtown😅😅😂😂

I once worked with a guy called Tony who literally went to pieces in front of women. We once called at a new client to survey for some work and this super cute, very athletic and very well spoken woman answered the door. She looked straight at Tony, saw the logo on our shirts and asked if we we needed to survey the windows from inside or outside, and he tried to speak but muddled his first two words, then just babbled a stream of unintelligible baby speak and went bright red and sweaty. I sent him back to the van, apologised to the client and lied that he had learning difficulties and I'd brought him to help give him more life experiences, and did the survey. She thought I was amazing because if it. When we left, she came out to the van and slowly talked to him through the window as if he was 5, then slow motion waved him and said bye. It was amazing, I never let him live it down 😅

girl: nice weather today me: thanks her: me too

My theory: Rowan was oblivious to the fact that Britt was flirting with him and he legitimately thought she wanted the store's number, but when she left, he realized what happened and seized up

Bro drained the charisma battery for his whole life in like 1 minute. No wonder he's on the floor....

First, im pissed at Rowan for being so damned social, then im pissed hes hitting it off like a champ. THEN IM PISSED HE GAVE THE WRONG NUMBER Then im sad hes having a seziure like the rest of us, still just a mortal man

The whole vid I was like "HOW DOES HE DO IT" then he gives her the store number and I was like "oh...oh no" LOL

I was 20 and in a billiards hall with friends one Friday night. An absolute bombshell beauty came up to me and started flirting. Her friend came over and joined in. We played billiards and had a lot of fun for a couple hours. Later that night they asked if I wanted to follow them back to their place. I repeat: THEY asked if I wanted to follow THEM back to THEIR place. I said I couldn’t because I had to work in the morning? 15 years later and the regret has not diminished an ounce.

well do i have another one... so just the first or second week of the college, i was feeling terrible because of a surgery. i was in pain most of the time and my mood wasn't high. i was consistently terrible at getting through the first weeks of school my entire life, i don't think i ever started talking to people after 7 months or something. so this wasn't going well but it started going worse because my math class was exceptionally crowded for some reason. normally i could find an empty row but that time it was all full and i had to sneak my way to the back rows and actually had to sit by other folks. my anxiety peaked there and i was legit shaking. as i was trying to calm myself down the girl on the row below turned and asked me if the class was the calculus class. i wasn't expecting that i was able to mumble a "yes". she said thanks and turned. not much later her friends came like 2 girls and a dude i guess. anyways we do the lecture and i am stressing the whole time because it's so crowded, i can't breathe, i can barely see the board because i am too far back, i get anxious because there are people sitting by my side. the lecture ends and i am still trying to not to die. then that girl's friends leave the class but she stays behind. then she turns back to ME AGAIN and asks my name. i swear it took like 3-4 seconds to barely say my name with a lot of stuttering. it's a bit weird but it should get better right? WRONG she asks other things like my department etc and i send the questions back with answers that take took long to say because i have to think about it like my brain slowed down by a factor. i don't even remember her answers because i was fighting for my life. she doesn't question me anymore and the class ends. i didn't pay a lot of attention but i have never seen her in that class again. that was the only time an individual of female species tried to communicate with me in college just out of curiosity or interest and i made such a beautiful mess out of it. in my defense, that's happening just after the pandemic and my already awful social skills were completely vanished. i barely had any human interaction for 1.5 years. i couldn't even say hello without preparing for it a day before. that unfortunate girl had to see the worst of me, awful communication, bad mood and a sore and stitched abdomen.

This is so accurate from the Introvert perspective. My sister once brought one of her friends to our house for a sleepover, she was really beautiful & gorgeous. During the night while we were watching TV, she started talking about one of her favourite authors. One of them was also one of my favourites & I thought to myself, "I should talk about it." Out of the blue, I started talking about one of his latest books & she's immediately interested with her eyes fixed on me & listening intently. At that moment I was lost for words. All of the sudden & I kid you not, I couldn't tell what I loved about the book. I literally tried to explain one peculiar part & I almost couldn't do it without saying too much, "Uhhh..." Sweat was starting to come out on my head & I was probably blushing while she is looking at me exactly like the woman in the video.

She asked for his number and he gave her the store's number?

One of your best videos ever! Thank you! :)

I saw this ages ago and it's been living in my head rent free ever since

The problem is I can be talk confidently and normally with a hot girl until I think I got chance, then I get seizure

The nerds weren’t shocked at the other guy talking to the girl. They were shocked that she picked a laptop that fast.

My favorite skit of them all

I am watching this just now and I laughed so freaking hard! Great stuff!

When I was like 16 I was walking with a girl, it was kind of windy that day. She said something to the effect of “it’s cold today” clearly giving me a chance to propose her my coat. Me being really inexperienced and profoundly stupid: “Yeah you gotta dress warmly these days” There was no second date

he gives her the shop number that's true professional dedication

She definitely dodged a bullet lets be honest. Imagine having to deal with him 24/7 lol

Ahh that ending was hilarious - great job😂👍

So this actually the first episode I watched and then went back and watched the rest and now it all makes sense. He's wearing the black shirt +10 charisma and looks

Haha, if i was in his position when she asked for my number, I would have done the same thing. There is no way I would think that she would want my number, not in a million years

One of your best skits. Spot on. Right up there with Mark Twain's encounter with a pretty shop attendant in a Paris shop in his book Innocence Abroad.

Damn shes attractive! And yes basically spot on guys!

Yes, ladies. This is the truth. You have no idea.

can i get your number? yeah ita on the window but... ME: starts hiting head on the door*

One of the funniest sketches so far. Laughed out loud at 3AM and woke my wife.

I’m exactly like rowan....straight business doesn’t get her advances, then when she goes on her way, confused af, I’m left questioning my entire existence.....

Problem: we never have a plan because we never really think we’re going to get that far. Case in point: I remember back in college in this one lounge I used to hang out in there was this 9.5/10, blonde, near-model studying engineering (I know right!?). One day when I was feeling particularly elated and balsey I commented on her nice leather jacket as she passed by on her way out. I 150% anticipated a “thanks” and continuance on her way. Instead, she stopped to chat for what ended up being like 15-20 minutes. At the end, I had to leave for class. She asked me if I had anything planned for that upcoming weekend, to which I replied “sorry, I do, heading back to spend the weekend with family” (which was true). And that was it. I left just like that. It’s not that I didn’t fully realize in the moment what she was suggesting. It’s just that I was so unprepared for it that my psychological defense mechanism was to pretend ignorance. Anyway, I didn’t sleep much that week. And I stopped hanging out in that lounge. But maybe a month or two later she ran into me somewhere and immediately jumped into conversation and wanted to catch up. I was so blown away as I had assumed she just thought I was an idiot and that I had flushed my chance down the toilet. I’ll spare the details but basically I did virtually the exact same thing again. So I got that blue moon second chance and still f’ed it up. Been years now and I’ve long since moved on to other relationships and such, but I still get shudders when I think back on it.

Reminds me of the beginning of Pokemon Go. Just walking, biking, driving around for Pokemon. Met some people at one of the spots and all of us went to the next one. Then a girl runs up to me (I briefly talked with her for a moment at a previous spot) and was like "where were you, I looked everywhere for you", I was like "eh, just here", then she wanted to take a walk in the park and we told each other a lot about ourselves. Then she got in a car and was like "until later", I just left and went home because it was already very late and I felt weird driving around and looking for Pokemon.

To this day, still one of my favorites of VLDL!

I remember and this is no joke. When I worked in gnc. This gorgeous woman walked in and asked me what's the best thing you have for weight loss. My words next. The BREAST thing we have, I mean best. She giggled and she loved it but I passed out by that point and my female colleague stepped in

Half a decade late to the party but guess I'll add my two cents. When I was about 20 I was a barman at my local pub. I was placed in charge and tasked to train any new staff we hired. We took on this absolutely insanely hot girl, who was without any hyperbole the most stunning girl any of us had ever seen. In a totally different league to anyone we had ever seen in our small northern English town. I was training her and we got on well. Didn't think much of it though. No way I had a snowballs chance in hell. One evening after our shift we go and sit in one of our booths to enjoy a drink. She then tells me quite literally, in the most plain and unfiltered terms imaginable that she really likes me and wants us to go on a real date, and get to know each other better. I just say 'No you don't, that's impossible'. She insists. I insist she's lying. The lass was literally being as direct as she could possibly be and here's me just like 'nah, impossible!', as though this simply could not be the reality I was currently experiencing. I see her again on a night out about 5 years later and she brings that event up and how much of a colossal idiot I was. I would have done something at this point since I was no longer an idiotic child, but she was married by then of course. I genuinely regret this to this day, she was absolutely unbelievable, but my brain simply refused to process it.

Real story: I was about 23/24 and one day i am at a park. I look at all those kids playing, and at one moment.... oh shit, wrong story

I love you guys ! All of you ! Just for making me laugh. ❤🇳🇱

I'm an idiot, all I can think of was "Why is Rowan's number on the window?"

When I was 21, I used to work with this insanely hot older woman, she was 9 years older and had surprisingly shown interest in me a few times. She was very into CrossFit. I randomly bought shoes for lifting, not knowing that they were CrossFit sneakers. Someone at work had mentioned to her that I must have started CrossFit because of my sneakers, so on her way out of the building one day she stopped by in front of at least 10 people and said "Hey, I like the CrossFit sneakers, John told me you started training??" For the love of god, all I had to do was say "No, I just like the shoes, but maybe I'll come by your gym one day to try it out." but instead I shouted "Oh yeah, that's why I got them, been going a few weeks now, loving it". To which she immediately replied "Really, which one, where!?" and I stoned-faced looked her right in the eyes like an uncontrollable moron and said "Yeah I don't remember the name, it's off exit 52, it's got a big ol gate in front of it, gravel parking lot, next to a pool place, I think the guy's name was Bill, my old co-worker Ryan brought me". She didn't hesitate at all, and with a very turned-off face, she said "Your lying... why are you lying to me?". Turning beet red, I doubled down, told her that would be crazy, and said I'd find out the name tomorrow and let her know. She replied "Ok... well, this was weird". I avoided her for 4 months after that. My buddies still randomly ask me how CrossFit is going, just to be assholes.

I was about 23 and I saw an angelic girl a couple of times at the bar we used to hang out or on the bus and she always looked me in the eye and smiled. I told one of my mates about her and he went, this girl? I know her. Let me call her to the bar this Friday. Well on the day I suffered the worst loss of self confidence in human history so I had a good few shots. She came, I already was pissed as hell, needless to say she had no interest in a date with a drunk idiot and she left.

This video will never get old.

A pretty girl was interested in me years ago. She walked over and sat down beside me and smiled. I was desperately trying to come up with something to say. I finally blurted out, "have you always had those dark circles under your eyes?". I actually thought they made her look cool. Needless to say, she got up and walked away. I never saw her again.

the two in the red just have such cartoony reactions and gestures, it's great.

She is actually stunning, she and Alan are my favourites 🥰, but I love all the work you do guys, it is impressive

Respect 👊🏻 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously, for me, one of the funniest video of this guys

Ah man. It is really fun to read people's stories in the comment section!!!!

An attractive woman asked me for my phone number while working, and the first thing that came to my head to go and pick up a business card and give it to her, I realized a few hours later she actually wanted my number because it didn't make sense to ask for the company's phone number in the kind of job I was doing.

Just so you know, do not touch anyone on their shoulder, arm, etc? Great way to either get slapped, get fired or have a lawsuit filed against your store, which also gets you fired.

even after the end, this is the most character growth ive ever seen Rowan get like ever

I met a cute girl while walking the dog. After a short chat, she asked "what's your name?" - a pretty clear signal. But I just mentally froze up and blurted "her name's Maggie" as if she had asked "what's her name?".