How to use the Juan Deag 

"How to use the "Why am i still getting hate"-249"

My friend bought CS and said it was easy because he won a death match. *Thinking about buying him an ESEA subscription*

It's about as accurate as your jokes

I call it the stormtrooper sidearm

Finally someone Who talks about how inconcistent the deagle is. Everyone just talks about how amazing It is but its seriously frustrating To use

How to use the zeus

I laughed so hard at the part he tried to shoot himself with the deagle and missed because of lack of accuracy...lol

3:21 "if you miss ur first shot, ur dead anyway" 3:28 "2 shots 1 kill"

-How does Trump deport the Mexicans? -Juan by Juan

Do the "How the fuck does a gun take 8 shots to kill" gun, you know what gun I mean

"All right, well, it's been a while since I've told this story so pull up a chair. First of all, his name was actually JuanDiego Montoya, he played for DIAF (Die in a Fire) and FOH (Flowers of Happiness). He just showed up on the scene at a South California LAN that I worked at one day. I remember the first time this kid walked into the place. I say walked but I swear it kind of looked like he was floating on air. He was wearing this weirdass grey gui and sandals. His eyes looked like they were burning red but you could tell it was from no sleep and too much CRT. He didn't really 'talk' so much as he communicated through a series of facial expressions. Anyway, this kid walks over to the counter, buys an all-day pass, 4 bowls of kimchi, 4 cans of arizona ice tea, and looks directly at me and says (and I say 'says' but I swear he didn't actually use words) "Valar Morghulis". Well this was weird as fuck because only a week earlier, the local sponsor for the big $5,000 LAN we were hosting had pulled me aside and told me that a fucked up kid might show up and ask to register a 1-man team for the tournament. He told me that the kid would say the phrase "Valar Morghulis" and that I should register his 1-man team, despite our rules. The first game JD (as those of us who knew him call him) played was on de_inferno. He literally sat in spawn the entire T half and allowed the CTs to 14-0. On the 15th round, he bought for the first time: a desert eagle, a grenade, no armor. He then threw the grenade directly in front of himself and naded down to half hp, then typed "Hello. My name is JuanDiego Montoya. You killed my brother. Prepare to die." Next thing I know, this kid bunnyhops up T-ramp, up the ladder, quick deags two mid awpers, bunnyhops down to Mexico and gets two Banana pusher with one taps, and now with 2 rounds left, he shoots one off in the sky and starts yelling at the top of his lungs "VALHALLLLLAAAAA" and just runs straight up mid towards the last dude who is now trying to rotate through boiler. Now this last dude was actually one of the only known players to ever master the complete recoil pattern of the para. His name was Johnny R and one time we actually calculated that he could compensate for about 97% of the para recoil... and he had a para! Well JD pushed out of mid exactly as Johnny R pushed out of boiler, Johnny R quickswitches to para and starts letting out the sickest para spray I have ever seen, like 100% accuracy to JD's dome. And then, the incident. Few counter strike players know this, but back in 1.6, you could actually anti-recoil an opponent. Basically, if you could do a pixel perfect opposite movement of the recoil pattern your opponent was inputting, the game essentially "blocked" that specific bullet from registering. So as Johnny R is emptying the entire para clip at JD and hitting 100% recoil compensation accuracy, JD is hitting 100% anti-recoil. It was some crazy shit to watch. Then you hear Johnny R's "click click click" and JD quickswitches from knife (you need to have knife out to anti-recoil) to the desert eagle, and with the last bullet, he one taps Johnny R. Entire LAN is quiet for 7 full seconds. Count out to 7 right now... that's a long ass time. Then, before any of us have a chance to say anything, we realize that the round hasn't ended for some reason... behind JD, something spawned in Mexico. I can't tell you exactly what because all I could see was a bright white light on my screen... but I looked over to the JD's screen and his was the only one that actually showed this demon looking creature with a sceptre. JD needs to reload, demon is rushing at him, instead of bunny hopping away or going down with his knife, he starts to type out "JAB JAB FORWARD JAB FIERCE" in all caps into the console. Everyone's screens go black, flicker 5 times, and then light up again. JD was gone. The map was set to de_dust for some reason but in T spawn, beside a dead terrorist body, there was a chest. I looted it real quick and held onto it for years. Then, one day, I randomly thought about trying a CS GO operation key on the chest. And that's how I got my Deagle Diego Hellfire (tagged Unique, No Drop, No Loot, No Trade, No Rent, No Screenshot)."

*It should be called "Desert Jewgle"*

HOW TO USE R8 WHEN?????

D the ''I R8 R8 8/8 M8''

3:22 he says when 5 seconds later he proves himself wrong

Look like theres *JUAN* Million Views I'll let myself out

oh god the night the R8 came out and was a one handed awp

I supposed to be playing CS GO but this slav keep blyating my babushka

0:55 Id feel bad shooting a guy named "I beat cancer"

Nobody: Literally nobody: Terrorists: wearing an invisible helmet

I think you should do the "Swag-7's Younger brother with autism" The Sawed Off! :D

Do the "Cheap assault rifle" Ump-45

Inotorious’ reenactments of a Juan deag user are a spot on representations of me

"And if you miss your first shot your dead anyways so don't even bother going for a second." 3:27

Did you really just end the year off with a keemstar joke?

do the sg553 because it's the only gun for me!

if you set the speed to 0.25x at 4:08 you will see VALVE's dedication in making its animations.

"The deag is one of those guns where your going to miss every shot or get a 5 man ace with". I used the Juan deag yesterday on pistol round and I failed instantly but on the round right after that I had a 5 man ace not kidding now.

Do the Cheap Man's "I have $16,000" AKA the M249

How to use the pea shooter (glock)

LMAO! The Seriousness in your voice during the entire video. Nice job on the commentary :D

I should start playing this game again. Juan Deags were my thing.

i still want the "i cant affort a real rifle : famas and galail "

3:20 "If you miss your first shot don;t even bother going for a second" 3:27 *takes a second shot and gets a kill with it*

Damn...he's not wrong about getting an ace or miserably failing with it. Happened to me last night. My entire team went off and died, and I just completely decimated the entire team. That gave me the bright idea of using the deagle the entire game for "practice." We won, but I went from top fragging to third...

i dont even play CSGO but these videos are fucking hilarious, please dont stop making them...subbed

Diet AK47 (UMP-45) or the Silver Game Arsenal

*"WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?"* -_Killer Memestar_ Best part of the whole video.

3:22 "dont even bother going for another" also inotorious 3:28

love how ironically true all these videos are

I fucking love your videos because of the sarcasm and very subtle humor yet you still have a way of getting your highly researched point across

That vibration on my phone made me shit myself ( notification )

This is the only video of yours where the sfm is actually funny

R8 revolver, because it is my main weapon when i can't buy any rifles, smg's or heavy weapons

ive been waiting for this

The: don't go tunnels(SAWED OFF)

3:24 “If you miss the first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t bother going for a second.” *proceeds* *to* *miss* *first* *shot* *and* *hit* *second*

"Are you tired of your guns being too accurate?"

The AUG or SG553 AKA the "FUCKING BULLSHIT COD GUN"

I love all of these videos. keep them up my dude!

inotorious: calls five-seven 9mm *blinks* *exhales* i'll let it slide

Notorious:"If you miss a shot your dead anyway" Notorious 3:28

The mp7 because it was the mp5 We miss you mp5

awp made in China is my scouts name

I love these videos!

2:42 "snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity, moms spaghetti"

Subbed for legit tutorials. Stayed for the memes.

I always do a deagle with an xm1014, I can use the deagle for med/long range kills, and the xm to shred at short range, it's been going pretty good so far, and I am usually able to always buy kevlar, defuse, zeus, and full nades. It even seems to work on t side.

Funny how accurate your vids are

I love these videos

next time do the autosniper without scope (xm101)

Do how to use the mistake buy (m249)

opening: are you tired of your guns being too accurate

lmao the P250 is a .357 Sig round, not 9mm. Dualies are 9mm

when i hear a deagle on pistol rounds i literally rush the guy down going for body shots with the glock cos i know he is likely to miss every single shot on me

What lf im silver 1, can l use this?

"If you miss the shot don't even bother going for a second you're already dead." *Immediately shows footage of missing first shot but still winning*

This guy deserves more subs

Will the legendary InOtOrIoUS respond? Also I am SMFC... :P

We need the "two guns are better than one"!

And now you can jumpshot with the deagle!

I only watch his videos cos he is funny. keep up the good work buddy

The Deagle was made in Israel, how does it relate with Mexico lmao

Do the, "I don't have enough for an AK, but I still want a lot of bullets so this will do" AR

Who still loves to watch this series? In July 2018!

me watching this during a thunder storm: "That AWP sounded weird"

How to use the ScreaM gun (ak 47)

Doesnt make a joke about when silvers spray deagle and get a headshot and say JUAN DEAG!

Finally, a completely accurate history of the Deag development.

*FROM IVY, OUT MIDDLE, THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR LIKE A SPEED DEMON*

INOTORIOUS SUMMON!!! im mge

How to use the only gun in the game (Ak)

Man they are playing your meme in 2021 you should be proud

ok so now we need How to use the Juan Deag 2

Scout shouldn't be "Awp made in china" but should be "The deagle with a scope"

Inaccurate Deagle I blame stormtroopers

Me before watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag. Me after watching: 0% skill of Juan Deag.

I love the Desert Eagle's history.

Do the sawed off shotgun

How to use the "STOP F***KING CAMPING" (Zeus) How to use the "CT's Butt Buddy" (M4A1-S)

"and if you miss the first shot youre dead anyways" *background misses the first shot kills in the second* LOL

-how many deagles do you need to wipe out the enemy team? -juan

Can you do the R8 next time ?

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3:22 “if you miss your first shot, you’re dead anyways so don’t even bother firing a second” 5 seconds later: *misses first shot and hits second*

Basically when this video came out all you had to do is get the one with the most accuracy

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You got it wrong in the title. You are not using Juan Deag. You either are being Juan Deag or you are Juan Deaging. "How to Juan Deag" "How to be Juan Deag in every match"

Anyone ever told you, that you sound alittle like Jesse Eisenberg. love your vids tho. the attemped suicide i predicted it would miss but you still made it look pretty funny haha, Subscribed For sure

That's a channel Who deserves my sub