How WEIRD Are You? 

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Who else appreciates how Kris respects and talks about Jay, instead of just acting like he’s not there and he’s just behind the scenes 😊

Your fear of the house catching fire while naked ACTUALLY happened to me. I was taking a shower at the time, home alone, female, 13 years old. I climbed out the bathroom window naked as the hallway was on fire and couldn't go that way. Wrapped the towel around my face to keep the smoke out. My grandpa called me the streaker for a while, lol. Everything turned out fine.

The things I did, Tell white lies, pick teeth rarely when food is suck, pretend to be in a music video (more than probally should), have converstations with pets (My kitty just meows, as i'm like Jimmy, respond, RESPOND, or i'll baby them), pretends to be interviewed (a little too often then needed), shut all doors before sleeping EVERY single tine. And i'm so impresssed how much time Kris puts into her video, thank you.

13:16 "MMM, METALLY" 🤣🤣🤣 What's even funnier is that I agree with her🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The "living in a music video while it's raining" bit is soooooo accurate 😂. Thanks, Kris, for normalizing all of our weirdo tendencies!! 🤣❤️

I need a mini series of Jay loosing the plot in every video now! *spins around like a crazy person* “DoEs A bEaR sHiT iN tHe WoOdS?” 😂

Kris be like”if u leave doors open I hope a demon comes inside you😂”

6:45 I love scary/horror movies but I wouldn’t get past that one without crying and having to sleep with the lights on

I just love how Jay occasionally come over in almost every video, not to disturb Kris but as a friend. I love their dynamic and I love them separately. 😂

I love that Kris' videos make me feel less like a weirdo and more like an empowered and validated weirdo!

nah, i'm the extrovert that adopts all the introverts xD

i love how Kris is always respectful, say we look good at every single start of video, is super funny without saying cuss words or being vulgar, and for me she is my confort youtuber if i feel bad

Jay must be the most invested editor on this platform! Honorable man.

We should definitely organise a huge sleepover with Kris to figure out if we talk in our sleep. I will take my stuffed animal and my own toothbrush. Bring our pets to talk to and talk to ourselves, because we probably won't talk with eachother. We can watch weird movies, go to the gym afterwards and have fries with ice-cream.

I love the fact Kris not only take ether time to make great videos, but acknowledges that someone is helping her and lets him get in on it 🥰 not a lot of people do that!

Kris is literally my spirit animal 12:28

Let's appreciate the fact that she compliments us in almost every video 😭 Also, thank you for all the likes!! I've never gotten this many before!!

I love how Kris actually takes care of Jay, unlike most creators who don't bring up their editors, Kris even includes Jay in her videos

THE A$$ CRAMP GOT ME DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They’re so unbothered they’re just like yes we do have a clip and khris is like no no totally don’t

Kris has given us so many compliments over the years but the compliment she gave us this time around at 7:21 is honestly the most life affirming most deep and personal compliment she has ever given. Thank you Kris. I hope you get to live out your own monster lover fantasy ❤😂

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris tries to smell good and gives us compliments for her videos? Luv u Kris :D

10:55 the way she starts cussing her life out 😂😂😂😂

6:35 same here. I would tell someone I wanna watch the human centipede and they'd stare like 😀

I love how more and more Jay is becoming a part of the videos, we love you jay

I knew a woman who took a shower before going to see her OB/GYN and just to make absolutely sure she sprayed on a bit of deodarant. The doctor took a look and said, "My, aren't we fancy." It wasn't deodorant, it was her kid's glitter hairspray.

13:17 I agree, I’ve always thought it tasted like metal

Fries and Ice cream is the BEST. Love your vids.

Kris: So, how weird are you? Me: YES. I believe that sums up about 99% of all the KMK fandom... not that it's a bad thing 😁Anyway, thanks for the opportunity to find more weird and slightly disturbing stuff about myself LOL Stay being a wounderfully weird yourself 🥰

Kris, I just wanna say you basically saved my life. My mom just got diagnosed with breast cancer and I’ve been having a hard time as I found out on Thursday. As soon as I saw you posted this morning, I felt a lot better. I love this video. Thank you Kris. Love you ❤❤❤.

10:39 "Oh YeAHHHH Im sO bAd WiT tHaT👹👽" *turns normal again*

8:24 LITTERLY PAUSED AND TRYED IT I CONFIRM IT IS SOOOO GOOODDD

Imagine walking by Jays house and here him ranting through the walls. 8:33

11:46 XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING! "HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?🤣

11:56 😂😂😂😂😂. Got me rolling on the floor

“He might talk back to me one day” I feel that

I just wanna say i appreciate very much when Jay comes in. What he has to add works so well with your content! Thank you BOTH for the smiles!

Isn't it great how Kris makes clothes for us, calls us beautiful, compliments us, does the weirdest Sh!t for entirteinment and always reminds us how beautiful we are! luv u kris!

Jay be like "AlaL ALaL"LOL 😂😂😂

10:05 are you okay lol. I don’t know why I laughed so hard knowing that bit

Kris, not ONE of your cringiest moments have been while creating Riley and/or her extended family. They were brilliant! Never downplay that!

" I hope a demon comes and coms inside of you" has me dying rn

"I have a cramp in my ass" really got me LMFAO

I love that she puts on perfume and everything for her videos. My husband laughs at me because I never wear makeup but I do my hair and makeup before watching her videos. I told him it's because she's going to compliment me and I can't make her a liar. Lol.

Who else goes to Kris when they are sad and just needs to laugh, love you Kris!

No one appreciate how she compliments us every day we watch her I love it she’s such a nice person. I wish I had the iPad every day every every day I just I just wish I didn’t have to sleep so I could hear can you hear her nice compliments everyone loves her, except if you hate her I hate you if you do.

The fact that incest is more common than eating ice. 💀

7:00 Jay zoomed into Kris so much that I ACTUALLY saw Kris's camera reflecting from her beautiful eyeball XD

Kris is so consistent with posting new content, it's really quite admirable. I can't recall anytime longer than 3 days between posts really. Thanks for doing what you do!! and for making us weirdos feel like we're not alone

Love, love, love the new sweatshirt!! Also, I don't think your characters are cringy - I love the kids! (Glad they're not mine though) You rock, so just keep on embracing your weirdness!! 🤟🏻

She is def that girl from the song red flags😂😂

I've been trying to spread the "fries in ice cream" movement among my friends who think I'm crazy, so thanks for the quote and support! 😆💪

Jays french fries dipped in ice-cream response has me dying 😂💀. Absolutely Superb 🍟🍦

7:22 I'M STUNNED 😂😂😂

" the best snack is fries Dipped in Ice cream" Kallmekris-2023

I buy jars of pickles, drink the juice, and throw the pickles away (they're too hard). When I talk to myself, I always answer back. My self-talking is always a two-way conversation. Annnnnd, am I the only one who keeps locking my car until it beeps? No beep, I'm not sure if the car really complied. Embrace the weird! Love your videos, Kris!!

I love how in each video Jay appears more ❤ Kris's humor plus Jay's editing is the best combination

I like the metallic taste of blood :)

Who else likes it when Jay and Kris make it look like they are talking

Kris is one of the best RU-vidrs alive and I will explain why I will stand by this statement until the day I die: 1- she has been through some really messed up things recently and STILL gives us compliments, 2- she still continues to make us laugh and be selfless even though she doesn’t have to, and 3- she is SO. FRICKEN. TALENTED. Thank you Kris for all the you do, we love you so much!❤❤❤

Hey Kris! I hope your mental health is going good and all creepy pals are thousands of km away ❤️ thank you for supporting us with these funny videos

13:29 WELL THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIGHT HEADED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sleeping in the bathroom is probably the weirdest thing I've ever done

10:56 that was funny

Kris: I have no cringy moments Also Kris: 0:08 3:09 7:22 7:54 10:04 10:13 11:52 12:02 13:13

5:48 OML this is definitely me 😭

Girl, my mother used to ALWAYS talk to ppl on the phone while she's using the toilet, and then I would barge in and embarrass her and be like "WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO THEM WHILE YOURE USING THE TOILET"

9:15 “I don’t see it on your head” Me: “Wrong head.”😶

Jay's face after saying he needs to cut his toe nails 😂 I think the weirdest thing I do is talk to myself haha I'm usually alone so I have only myself to talk to. I have full on conversations ie dilemmas talked through out loud instead of just in my head 😂

6:38 "Human centipede, Human centipeede" "I think I'm gonna get murdered tonight...."

I sometimes chew small pieces of ice The blood one was so relatable cause when I would get those small random out of nowhere cuts I just licked it and went on with my day

I love Kris so much, she's so caring and makes me feel like she actually cares about us, as opposed to people who are just doing yt for money.

Let's take a moment to appreciate how amazing Kris is. She always compliments us and is able to bring us joy, even in the darkest days!

i love your videos on yputube kris we love how kind you are to to people out there we love you kallmekris

3:04 I love Olivia rodgrio-❤

I think we're pretty even on the weirdness scale. We're both equally weird,hmmm. Color me surprised. Lol. 😂 I truly appreciate the compliments at the beginning of your videos. TBH, it's the only time I hear any. Thank you, Kris, for doing all that you do and just being a sweet,caring, and amazing lady. Much love to you and Kevin ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Take Care and Stay Safe.

11:17 The video Beep beep, beep, beep, beep beep 🚕

sleeping with your doors closed increases your chances of being able to wake up and get out in the case of a house fire

Kris: "your psychotic if you leave a door open...." Me: (Having no bedroom door lol)

i love chewing ice cubes! they're so crunchy and it feels like a challenge

Prior to being diagnosed with sleep apnea and getting a bi-pap, I woke myself up several times talking in my sleep. Once is comedic freakin' gold and if I ever do a podcast or standup routine it's definitely in there. I helped raise my nephew, and one of the cutesy things I would do was voices for our dogs. Obviously, the Yorkshire Terriers - well of course have British accents, but when we got a white fluffy Chinese Crested puppy - his voice became one very similar to Elmo but pretty ditsy and sassy and laughs all the time. So I'm dreaming about the dogs being outside, and we have chickens in a pen adjacent to our dog yard. I'm seeing myself from the perspective of the Chinese Crested and the HUMAN me is taking a chicken behind the coop. Then I wake myself saying in a whisper, yet still using the Elmo-ish voice of the pup, "That's where she takes them to chop their headses off." (the "dog" often does double plurals as part of his "personality") Note: I have NEVER harmed a living chicken in my life, but I grew up hearing farm tales. If you made it all the way through this story, you're welcome for the laugh. I no longer talk in my sleep, but that wasn't the only time I woke myself up and using a voice or accent that isn't mine. It's just the funniest story IMO.

12:21 same!!

Fries and ice cream are the combo of eternity

EVERYONE must keep the volume at even numbers or divisible-by-five’s e v e r y o n e

Kris's chaotic humor the best part of my days

The minute "shaving toes" was mentioned, i looked DIRECTLY at my mum-

"I hope a demon comes, and comes inside of you." ...O-okay, thanks- thanks, Kris. :')

11:51 you reaction when you got an ass cramp got me. Love your vids and you kris. Keep it up. (I am also very weird. I also get bullied for it. I honesty dont care about them)

i LOVE KRIS'S NEW HAIR CUT! IT FITS HER SO FREAKING MUCH! I love kris's content so much. her content got me out of a super dark spot so I owe her SO much!

I WAS LOOKING AT THE AWSOME JUMPER I SWEAR

when i'm scared or got hurt i either mumble gibberish or talk in a british accent

for everyone who is strressed, sad or etc : i love your smile i love your laugh i love your personality i love your hair (or lack thereof) i love your insecurities i love your accomplishments i love your failures i love your eyes i love your beauty i love your handwriting (or the way you communicate) i love the way you dance i love you on your happy days i love you on your sad days i love you on the days you feel lonely i love you on the days you feel helpless i love you on the days you feel like no one cares i love you on the days you feel forgotten i love you on the days you feel unmotivated i love you on the days you feel loved i love you on the days you feel sick i love you on the days you feel motivated i love you on the days you feel depressed i love you on the days you feel stresses i love you on the days you feel crazy i love you on the days you feel hopeful i love you on the days you feel cuddly i love you on the days you feel clingy i love you on the days you feel amazing i love you on the days you feel beautiful i love you on the days you feel like a failure i love you on the days you feel angry i love you on the days you feel aggressive i love you on the days you feel horrible i love you on the days you feel safe i love you on the days you feel unsafe i love you on the days you feel vulnerable i love you on the days you feel weird i love you on the days you feel ok i love you when you're healthy i love how you sing (or hum or feel the music) i love your taste in music i love your taste in movies i love your taste in tv shows i love the way you move i love the way you act i love you when you cry i love you when you're kind i love you when you're mean i love you when you're alone i love you when you can't feel i love you when you feel too much i love you when you can't take life anymore i love you when you feel like it's too much i love you when you're asleep i love you when you have nightmares i love you when you have dreams i love how you believe i love you when you believe in yourself i love you when you don't believe in yourself i love you when you hate yourself i love you when you love yourself i love the way you think i love you problems i love your solutions i love how you support i love you when you're in pain i love you when you're hurt i love your promises i love your secrets i love your attitude i love you sass i love your creativity i love your voice (or lack thereof) i love you hand gestures i love your stories i love your wounds i love your scars i love your face i love your past i love your future i love your present i love your outfits i love your style i love your art i love your honesty i love you when you lie i love you when you’re excited i love you when you're tired i love you when you're energetic i love how you look i love how you cook i love you when you're adventurous i love you when you're scared i love your imperfections i love your perfections i love you when you worry i love you when you talk (or communicate) i love your opinions i love your toes

OMG YES! My siblings always said I was weird for dipping french fries in ice cream. It's the best thing ever, the contrasting flavours of salty, sweet, hot and cold is just perfect!

I love how she does the most random accents for no reason

"Is the economy shit" killed me

12:50 haha Kris, look up the South Park clip “how Butters sits on the toilet”

Kris is so kind to us!! I appreciate the compliments she gives us ❤

When she said your psychotic, if you leave your door open at night I was like damn l’m a psycho

10:55 was uncalled for. It caught me by surprise.