Human Child, The Best Pet? Nope!

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Children are wonderful little creatures. They are cute, intelligent, and can be a lot of fun. But are you ready to have one of your own? Do you really know what you are in for? To help you figure this out, Clint analyzes the human child to help you determine if a human child is the best pet for you. Maybe you should just get an ackie...
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@dirtiago 3 года назад

This is probably the best video in the entire internet, no lies at all.. flawless!

@onewen 3 года назад

Omg I was coming here to write this exact message! The most underrated YT video yet! 😂😂👍🏼 I was laughing thru this whole thing! 😂

@doesnotexist6524 3 года назад

My only objection is that the children sat still for the entire video. Totally unrealistic. These must be either heavily sedated or else a different species entirely that I've never seen before. I really hope Clint isn't trying to pass off some wild-caught, mystery specimens as "captive bred humans".

@dirtiago 3 года назад

It took a week to film, you can even see their hair growing during the video..

@robertsteinberger5667 2 года назад

they score worse than the king cobra!

@MsBaztastic 2 года назад

Yes true

@danielhergert7446 3 года назад

60 years from now Clint's kids are going to make a revenge video about taking care of your elderly parents.

@aidansrandomstuff6843 3 года назад

40 years would be enough and better lol

@owenplaster9825 3 года назад

I would love if this became a reality

@kerianpearson9796 2 года назад

I’m looking forward to watching it.

@ResaChiic 2 года назад

heck, im curious to see this happen in 21 years (or however long it takes for them to eventually get their own jobs/move out)

@Hurricayne92 2 года назад

@@ResaChiic I mean with how quickly kids are adopting technology now days it could be 3 or 4 years before we see something on TikTok XD

@Michael-es4dt 4 года назад

I was considering a human child, but after this video I've decided on a king cobra. Thanks Clint!

@onewen 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂

@mononykus8012 3 года назад

Your comment has had me rethink my pet choice. I'm now thinking blue ringed octopus as an alternative to a child.

@alexandremotkalyuk7184 3 года назад

You make us a favor

@sneakysnape3425 2 года назад

Just... If you really do get a Cobra... Don't ever change your mind on a human child 😂 definitely never get one at that point, please! Lmao

@USAshouldbetrayNATO 2 года назад

Thank you I'm getting a venomous collection

@TheDerpyMummy 4 года назад

Somewhere in the galaxy, an alien is watching this and taking this seriously.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

That's our biggest concern.

@comradezy 4 года назад

Over the past 24 hours global abduction rates have doubled. WE ARE NOT ALONE.

@darthplagueis13 4 года назад

@@comradezy Well... Their own fault not going for captive bred.

@puffel8145 4 года назад

I hope. Maybe they will care for me and other children better than the keepers we have now.

@theoneandonly1158 4 года назад

Well for the people who don't want to have children (they do exist) this would be a good video. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@muffinbutton2873 3 года назад

I love how a king cobra rates higher as a pet than a human.

@klausweasley 3 года назад

Because if a king cobra bites you, you could be dead at once. A human child could make you suffer for the rest of your life. :P

@doesnotexist6524 3 года назад

@@klausweasley It's like being pecked to death by a duck over the course of 18 years.

@KerriGilpin 3 года назад

You don’t have to give your king cobra the “birds and bees” talk 😂

@ResaChiic 3 года назад

same thing with sharks xD

@CW-po4bx Год назад

@@KerriGilpin wait, you don’t? Well that was a waste of time.

@sirsaboteur9512 4 года назад

Worst of all, eventually all owners release them into the wild when they get too big.

@ChrisParayno 3 года назад

😂😂

@reidmock2165 3 года назад

And I hear Humans are an invasive species too!!! How come the USDA hasn’t cracked down on this yet?!?!

@eggboi584 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@blacktainfalcon7097 3 года назад

Tell that one to Chris Chan

@mannysantos1562 3 года назад

Sometimes the owners become the pets.

@standbehindtom3314 4 года назад

You forgot to mention that at certain points in their life cycle, they will demand to be released back to the wild, with most occasionally coming back for food and cleaning.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Very true!

@sunnyy1322 4 года назад

They want to be released back!😭 true!😂😂

@that_equestrian5613 4 года назад

Hahaha

@selmabathory951 4 года назад

and money. They'll ask for more money.

@istoppedcaring6209 3 года назад

my older sister initially demanded to be allowed to rent a house saying she would be able to save up and so on well....no

@errinwellman1960 4 года назад

THE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATE WAY TO KEEP THEM IS TO FREE RANGE THEM. I died

@onewen 3 года назад

Right?!? 😂🤣💀 “but eventually you’ll need a room-sized enclosure.” 🤣👍🏼Classic!

@random_guy5497 3 года назад

I mean what is wrong with putting them in a 49 gal

@immortalhamster1645 3 года назад

I think the reason they are so popular is because of how unlikely it is for them to drop their tails.

@gregorymoore2877 Год назад

Unless it's Goku in which case, you remove his tail. 😉

@feraldelight Год назад

😂

@jorgitoislamico4224 Год назад

@@gregorymoore2877Except Goku is not a human lol

@gregorymoore2877 Год назад

@@jorgitoislamico4224 Yes, you are correct. I erroneously replied as if the title of the video were "Sayan Child, The Best Pet? Nope!"

@beautyonabarnbudget Год назад

This should have sooo many more likes

@mackerelle9789 Год назад

The zooming in on their faces like with the other animals get me every time! 😂

@disgruntledherper5156 4 года назад

I got to say you're making a pretty good case to own a rattlesnake at this point.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Oh, yeah, a far more reasonable pet.

@theoneandonly1158 4 года назад

Pretty much.

@paulwhite9242 4 года назад

I've had both; rattlesnakes are much less scary ! I'm not even sure a hospital stay wouldn't be cheaper than paying for college too

@pianofanatic101 4 года назад

Paul White not to mention the original hospital visit for the birthing of said child

@Red-357 4 года назад

😆🤣😂

@NavyMax 4 года назад

Showed this to my 13 year old daughter and she said "So does this mean we get another lizard?"

@thisisbadpoetry 4 года назад

*this is me*

@fasttrackwins 3 года назад

Omg😂

@badmobilegamer300 3 года назад

😂

@tishasobhax 3 года назад

obviously😂😂

@Jessica-wn6xn 3 года назад

She's gonna go far

@asmodeusazarak 3 года назад

I'm actually impressed you got them to sit still that long

@Marth8880 2 года назад

ha, notice all the cuts in the video 😂

@FJBrandon Год назад

They were promised a happy meal after that and a all you can put in a shopping cart at toys r us

@Megladden01 Год назад

Same! how long was it before editing?

@azilbean Год назад

Snacks are the secret weapon. That, and probably more breaks than you realize!😅

@jahimuddin2306 Год назад

Probably told them that they would get ice cream.

@andrearepetto217 Год назад

"the culturally appropriate way to keep them is free-ranging them, as opposed to keeping them in an enclosure" 🤣🤣🤣 This is one of my favorite videos on this channel, followed closely by the jumping spider video ❤

@DrewPicklesTheDark 2 года назад

As a lizard person from inner Earth, I found this video to be extremely useful for picking out my next pet, now I know to avoid human children when pet shopping.

@inspectorjavert8443 Год назад

I for one welcome our reptile overlords

@Symonch_ Год назад

DON'T take humans they are terrible to take care of and grow up as EXTREMELY impredictable and dangerous

@chesneymigl4538 Год назад

I agree. Very helpful video. Probably the only one I've seen on RU-vid. How they survive without UVB lamps, though, remains a mystery.

@epoose Год назад

You know that's an antisemitic conspiracy theory right

@Bennahr_Fett Год назад

What are you an African warlord? You make people sound like bags of potatoes LMAO

@MaddieSmith 4 года назад

This is so funny hahah! Your pet children seem very well behaved, you must have them well trained!

@atlwolf3 3 года назад

Editing

@curiousfirely 3 года назад

I'm wonder if the pet children perhaps responded to clicker training? Or perhaps targeted treat rewards?

@whifflingtit9240 3 года назад

@@curiousfirely They do, actually. So well, in fact, that the clicker and target aren't needed after a while and they'll start responding to just body language. They're very social and very intelligent, and can form pack-bonds with anything. Engaging in training exercises with those they identify as belonging to their "pack" is essential to keep them healthy, since they need mental stimulation and a sense of social belonging.

@tristanheaton2127 3 года назад

I was one of them at some point

@blakebabcock8890 4 года назад

“Hey kids, can you sit on this table for twenty minutes while I make fun of you and call you my pets, Kay?”

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Were you there??

@matias6658 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles Would have been very interesting to watch. Ether way, this was a very funny video. I'm sure they won't take it the wrong way.

@VegetarianFoodiesVF 4 года назад

The kids are famous now, and they don't seem distressed - pretty sure they're fine ;-P

@lethalnl 4 года назад

they're better behaved than the dog video even, clint has them very well trained.

@Gamerkat10 3 года назад

They looked like they were trying not to laugh the whole time XD

@sthui2866 4 года назад

"It always throws me off when I see people looking for a baby monitor, because i was like 'you should probably get an ackie'." -Clint, 2020

@bigj5183 3 года назад

Names their kid ackie

@TheLeNiBo Год назад

Took me too long to get the joke but it gave me a nice chuckle now that I did.

@preacherplays Год назад

As a 30+ year keeper of humans I consider myself a moderate expert. I concur wholeheartedly with the contents of this video. Extremely difficult, but totally worth it. The best part is when your kept humans have matured, married, and begin to keep their own humans. My goodness. The second generation of humans are so much easier - you can even send them home!

@perceivedvelocity9914 3 месяца назад

This was a great comment.

@mattchumley6735 Год назад

(Shakes head) Endotherms, man. I have a young human child. Bred her myself, but props to those that rescue (I was a rescue). ❤ Score is accurate, but she is amazing.

@GoodnessandTruth 4 года назад

The 32 dislikes must be people who didn't go with captive-bred.

@psychedelicpython 3 года назад

Hahaha!

@ellens.bookishcollection 3 года назад

I just died. 🤣

@andreaberryman5354 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xPoN3dx 2 года назад

Lololol

@Zooollieg 2 года назад

*Wild Caught are the tastiest*

@cheeseballs4all 4 года назад

The fact that this is in the danger danger danger playlist made me die 😂

@TheFos88 2 года назад

How's afterlife?

@ilovejesscash 4 года назад

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen! “ the young ones eat their mothers... but there is powders available” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Katira-Lynn 3 года назад

I loved that part 😂😂😂😂

@pWin317 3 года назад

Upfront costs: very high Long term costs: astronomically high

@peacetoyou5 3 года назад

The way you maintain your normal objectivity through this whole video had me dying laughing.

@ivywells2909 4 года назад

The monitor joke. 🤣 Your children are so sweet, and this video is adorable.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

It seriously confuses me every time: "We need a baby monitor, what kind should we get?" "Um, ackie, obviously..."

@ohxsnapx 4 года назад

I cackled so loud my cats ran into the other room 😂😂

@Che_Yo 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles video: 8 hours ago Your comment: 1 day ago

@ibic2441 4 года назад

@@Che_Yo patreon...

@HHLucifer666 4 года назад

Clint: Eventually their gonna want a car... COLLEGE TUITION??? Me: *desire for unreasonable venomous snake intensifies*

@helRAEzzzer 4 года назад

"Captive bred is the way to go" 😂😂 Wild caught could have potential legal reprocutions. Best not to try that.

@BigAl2-u7e 4 года назад

Good thing to know. I was about to grab a net and travel to a Peloponnese island.

@androidmk5987 4 года назад

It's called suprise adoption

@MireVale 3 года назад

Are southern kids considered “farm raised”? 🧐

@whifflingtit9240 3 года назад

There unfortunately are still wild-caught human children. Some "rescues" turn a profit with them. They especially like to catch young females because there's high demand for them. They'll recycle stories about "rescuing" the children from impoverishment and neglect to pretend they're a legitimate rescue.

@theapexsurvivor9538 5 месяцев назад

@@whifflingtit9240the worst is that there's several governments which have entire organisations dedicated to capturing wild bred ones under the guise of protection, often putting them into far more dangerous habitats.

@NikkiBudders Год назад

My new reason to give when people ask me why I'm child-free now is going to be that their pet care is beyond my ownership abilities.

@illuminocalypse5210 11 месяцев назад

8:42 the way Pennrose smiles and nods after Clint says "stress and worry" is adorable - like "yep, and you better believe there's more where that came from, dad!" 😂

@nonameyt4451 4 года назад

Once I heard they take a room in your house I’ll gladly take the monitor.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Far more reasonable.

@lmk3182 4 года назад

No Name YT so real when you actually think about it haha, a whole room for cool lizard seems a lot until you compare it to the common pet human habitat😂I feel a lot more confident explaining why I have a room for my monitor lizard and not child now😂

@nonameyt4451 4 года назад

Liam Kelly lol you also have the ability to sleep with a monitor

@XJunixAnnexKayxScarX 3 года назад

And they don’t stay exclusively in that room.

@Hellooo134 4 года назад

This single handedly prevented an alien invasion

@chelseadukes9875 4 года назад

I loved this, and that score is spot on. My pet human child is more expensive and time consuming that literally any other pet I can imagine.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

They make almost any other pet seem pretty reasonable 😂

@edrozenrozen9600 4 года назад

oh... lets see.... what about a pet great white shark.... a pet whale or dolphin.... a pet elephant. A pet polar bear. There are a few that would cost more.

@solarflare4345 4 года назад

EdRozen Rozen might be pretty close actually. They need money for everything.

@rosteezek7668 4 года назад

@@edrozenrozen9600 yes but pet children aren't illegale

@edrozenrozen9600 4 года назад

@@rosteezek7668 Then why did mom call us "her precious little felons" ???

@seeing8spots Год назад

"Young ones eat their own mothers" really killed me. This video was hysterical, A+ job on this one 🤣

@claire2088 3 года назад

They're both absolutely adorable, and I just loved how smug they looked while you were describing some of the biggest downsides to a pet child. Like "Yep, I did that, Dad had to deal with it" 😂

@raggedyanarchist 4 года назад

Well, I'm convinced. I'll just save myself the trouble and get a King Cobra.

@helicoprion1164 3 года назад

Obviously the better option here

@mechwarrior13 3 года назад

5/5 handleability

@sadeyescreations1702 3 года назад

I died 😂

@klausweasley 3 года назад

You screw up with a king cobra, you're dead. You screw up with the human child, it's gonna be lifelong torture.

@Aaron-zl5gq 3 года назад

LMAO!!!!!! best comment

@jasonpatterson8091 4 года назад

"How many times a day do you like to be racked? If you answered five or more, then a human child might be right for you." I died.

@jorgenbluered2151 4 года назад

As the rules loosen you can expext that exponential growth on the amount of times.

@paulwhite9242 4 года назад

My oldest headbutted me accidently a couple of days after my vasectomy >.< STARS AND BLACKNESS AND PAIN

@trin3052 4 года назад

@@paulwhite9242 so immediately after the vasectomy, the child reminded you why you got it

@danniantagonist 4 года назад

Easily the most adorable thing I've ever seen. Good tips, think I'll get an alligator instead 😜

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

A far more reasonable choice.

@thefishcraftian5389 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles true

@leonl9123 4 года назад

I think I will get both, can they share a habitat?

@nathanielleack4842 4 года назад

@@leonl9123 they can. But only very briefly....

@fynn9656 4 года назад

@Leon L, well I say that cohabbing a child with an alligator is a great idea! You kill two birds with one stone, you don't have to build another room in your house, AND the alligator gets a free meal! 😁

@neilclarkwork 3 года назад

I got a captive bred one 18 years ago and it’s even harder to take care of now than it was in the beginning!

@daisypekin6787 Год назад

you betcha!

@SuperChaos002 3 года назад

I actually thought this was an April Fool's video. The fact that it's not makes it even better. Hilarious and awesome video!

@larrymantic2635 4 месяца назад

It being a Mother’s Day video is also nice.

@WickensWickedReptiles 4 года назад

I was thinking about getting a human child but thanks to you Clint, I have decided to go with a more even tempered pet that is less likely to poop on me and is much quieter and more tolerable to be around. I pick up my human serial killer tomorrow and I am so excited. Can you do an episode on crazy catlady humans? I'd love to rescue one someday.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

They could probably use a little rescuing.

@1er1s 4 года назад

omg i can’t stop laughing

@Violet-Lily 4 года назад

Crazy cat/dog/bird/reptile lady available for adoption here, fairly low maintenance, just keep happy with chocolate and alcohol. Does come with a lot of accessories that also need care.

@tonyamitchell2143 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles CLINT! PLEASE DO A COLLAB WITH WICKENS WICKED REPTILES! PLEASE!!!!! PLEASE!!!! :)

@AllyYoko 4 года назад

crazy cat ladies are super easy to maintain. My husband just gives me a cat and I'm entertained for hours!

@latieplolo 4 года назад

Their laughter at the end just made my day. I’m 6 months pregnant and I can’t wait! Setting up the enclosure has been adorable, but I’m really looking forward to when he’s big enough to take outside.

@J.A.huscher 2 года назад

Is the child friendly or what

@J.A.huscher 2 года назад

I ruined 140 likes btw

@Skittenmeow 4 года назад

I just love the close ups, great demonstration of characteristics and behaviours. I can tell you spent a long time handling these two specimens, and tired them out to increase their manageability for this video

@psychedelicpython 3 года назад

Funny!

@YochevedDesigns Год назад

Children may not be the best pet for everyone, but the one I adopted is amazing. I can't imagine my life without her. She just got married (20yo) and I miss her terribly already. If you want a pet that will hopefully outlive you, consider either a human child, a parrot, or an Aldabra tortoise.

@katieweeman5007 9 месяцев назад

The first time I saw this video was right before I was expecting my pet human. He is now almost 3 years old-and I think this is the most accurate video on the internet

@aldrichranch3427 4 года назад

i love how the kids are just silent like an actual pet

@sergiomedina1099 11 месяцев назад

They're well trained

@andremouteira3290 11 месяцев назад

bro, are u dumb? they are clearly pets (jk, u don´t need call to FBI, realy, that´s an joke)

@serenapenner3581 10 месяцев назад

The out takes are fantastic ❣️

@marjoriehart2232 3 года назад

I didn’t have children, and this has at times been a source of great sadness. But I’ve discovered that kids and their keepers benefit from kind, kid-loving friends who spend time with them. This has been a source of great joy!

@chantellerosebud1780 2 года назад

Plus you get to return them and have your freedom back! I decided about 20 years ago not to have children and I have no regrets. I do have a beautiful God daughter and I also teach children at forest school. But I’m very happy without being a mother myself. It’s a very personal choice 😊

@SeriSeashell Год назад

Nothing sad about being free from children and not contributing to this world's overpopulation crisis

@ThemisPapaioannou Год назад

@@SeriSeashellWhat a disgusting comment.

@AlessandroGenTLe Год назад

@@ThemisPapaioannou no one asked about your opinion, mate. This is an incredibly personal topic.

@driss409 Год назад

@@SeriSeashell We can start by you to fix the overpopulation crisis.

@ozozborn6957 Год назад

Clint:"Human child are the worst. They bit and Scream and kick" Also Clint: anyway, i have 2 of them and i will die for them

@johnnyvvlog 3 года назад

You forgot the biggest con: they will probably outlive you.

@jullienricot930 2 года назад

Um news flash they suppose to but I get your point.

@safron2442 2 года назад

@@jullienricot930 That's literally the joke. its not a news flash.

@daisypekin6787 Год назад

Hopefully!

@ahopefullife179 4 года назад

Not even kidding when I say the end made me cry 😭😭 being a parent truly is the hardest but most rewarding thing a person can do!

@JoAnneGulleyShadday 4 года назад

Same here!

@DigitalDuelist 4 года назад

I bet roofing in July is a harder job. What about being pinned down by snipers as a marine? Working on an oil rig? Any job you can do in your pajamas isn't THAT difficult; though all that bending at the waist to put DVDs into DVD trays can cause a stress injury I guess.

@onyxfrench-king611 4 года назад

21'st Century Digital Media what the heck dude

@notdanny3921 4 года назад

@@DigitalDuelist At least credit the original. Homeboy robbed Bill Burr's lines and posted them as his own.

@Rain..._ 4 года назад

says someone who hasent built a pyramid

@avrilmarine3098 4 года назад

‘They’ll probably be about forty, when they finally stop doing things that can potentially get them killed. Even longer for men.” Okay that was really funny, but unfortunately I think that might not be the case for me. I might keep doing stupid things ha

@theoneandonly1158 4 года назад

Ya men do stupid stuff even when old.

@viswap.8567 4 года назад

Not just men lol

@Luxito_DeWarlock 4 года назад

Yeni Alvarado On behalf of my gender: Hey! But no you’re not wrong

@avrilmarine3098 4 года назад

Yeni Alvarado I’m a girl :))

@heatherriley7688 4 года назад

I'm the opposite, I'm the most cautious of my siblings - I don't think I've ever done anything dangerous lol

@chrisd2051 3 года назад

I love how your kids are at different levels of keeping a straight face during this whole episode.

@knightaggie7897 6 месяцев назад

Clint just roasting his kids for 11 minutes 😂

@mattmorehouse9685 2 года назад

Clint's daughter's smile on her face as Clint describes her as ill behaved, expensive and fragile is great. She could be an actress. Maybe...

@jimmydyurko 4 года назад

This is the most accurate description of the human pet ever.

@marteenie7189 4 года назад

i’ve handled other people’s pet humanlings before and they somehow always have sticky hands. always. and they always ask for games on my phone

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Mine hate having sticky hands. I think they get that from me. Thank goodness!

@chrisparker3240 4 года назад

THEY DON'T NEED ANY SPECIAL LIGHTING LMAOOOO

@how2drawdinosaurs715 3 года назад

The “captive bred” was so clever 😂

@Sotiger 3 года назад

This video is immaculate! As a father of a boy (8) and a girl (4) I totally feel for you Clint. Looking forward to getting a bearded dragon for my birthday on Thursday, for some careless pet experiences!

@Sotiger 3 года назад

Also, you're awesome man. You've helped my kids fall in love with reptiles, and my wife accept our collective pressure to get a beardie! Was hoping for a ball python, but well....

@Aquarimax 4 года назад

A lot of laughs in this one! I especially appreciated “...except maybe in Washington” (I lived there for years, so I got that one instantly) and “...potentially longer for males”. Hard to argue with that! It was hilarious watching the kids’ facial expressions throughout. I have four human children, considerably older than yours, and your analysis ofthe pros and the cons-is still spot on! 🤣👍

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Weren't they funny?? I couldn't see them at the time we filmed. They really had me cracking up as well 😂

@walnutgynneenderson4043 4 года назад

Now I know where you got the “ The best pet invertebrates” :D

@gardener5857 4 года назад

Hello to Owen and Penny Rose! You are just delightful. Your dad's pretty rad too. Thank you so much for this video. What a wonderful way to start my weekend. I'm so glad I found this channel.

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

We're so glad you found us as well :)

@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme 4 года назад

Who is hie dad

@rat_dragon 4 года назад

@@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme .....Clint is their dad 😂

@georgeyaknowthegeorgeyeathatme 4 года назад

@@rat_dragon bruh I don't even know why I wrote this comment clearly it is Clint lol

@newtscamander7713 4 года назад

The b-roll!!! And, how they just sit on the table the WHOLE time!!

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Didn't they do a great?

@newtscamander7713 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles Yes, they very much did a great!

@Colopty 4 года назад

It's amazing he managed to get them to sit that still for that long. Truly the mark of a great human keeper.

@shinonobi1011 2 года назад

My husband and I thought we couldn't love you and this channel anymore than we already do... Then we found this video. Bless your and your gorgeous little human children lol!!! So perfect, absolutely made my day.

@AutumnoftheWest 3 месяца назад

Three years later and this is still GOLD

@alexgenel4932 4 года назад

Ah crap i've been giving mine crested gecko diet for 2 years now good thing i watched this to make the switch!

@himanshuwilhelm5534 3 года назад

Don't worry, crested gecko diet is actually incredibly healthy for humans, at least post weening. Definitely better than what most are force-fed by their owners. The meal-worms and and other insects are incredibly nutritious. The lack of processed sugar improves mood, and getting their carbohydrates from fruit, they also intake plenty of soluble fiber, great for digestion. Also, getting them used to eating live insects before silly things like cultural stigma affect them vastly improves their chance of surviving in the wild, especially after society collapses.

@summern3064 3 года назад

@@himanshuwilhelm5534 I love this

@himanshuwilhelm5534 3 года назад

@@summern3064 Know that I am not all jest.

@Che_Yo 4 года назад

King cobras are terrible at 1.4 out of 5 Human child: Hold ma juice

@phoebe5 4 года назад

One can give you a quick and painful death if you dont care for it properly. the other will make you wish for a quick and painful death while you sit in prison for a few decades to life if you dont take care of them properly

@Che_Yo 4 года назад

@@phoebe5 yes

@stephaniebrawner7626 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂

@dalicia1322 4 года назад

"And they're gonna be all over the house! Cause the culturally appropriately thing to do is free range them🤦🏼‍♂️" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Nytro423 3 года назад

Can we all appreciate that he sent link to everything you need for a pet child lol

@LightBlueGlazedTerracotta 5 месяцев назад

I like how things that can literally kill you rank higher than children

@aswinkrishna5042 4 года назад

The dislikes are from people who haven't heard of sarcasm

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

😉

@Call-me-Al 4 года назад

I suspect it is more of people who would hate April fools episodes too. Like "THIS IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR IT, SLAVE"

@Merlijn1994 4 года назад

The dislikes are king cobras who don't want to be seen as a more reasonable option than anything else

@tsutl84 3 года назад

The sad part is the premise of the video is sarcasm but the facts laid out are all true.

@nicnaknoc 4 года назад

"they don't need uva or uvb.. maybe in Washington" - gave me so many giggles

@Life-ob3cn 3 года назад

as a washingtonian my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

@ReqOreo 3 года назад

Yeah it definitely is never sunny in Washington mostly during the winters, so he is right

@cosmicwarfare4377 3 года назад

Washingtonians DEFINITELY agree lol

@zazzyboy8592 4 года назад

Bruh how does this dude say all this with a straight face 😂😂😭

@cavemanben 3 года назад

Multiple takes.

@rdrgz6217 3 года назад

Because it’s true, lol,

@tsutl84 3 года назад

He straight up gangsta. You wouldn't guess it by his outfit but if he got serious I bet he could scare a T.Rex with just a look.

@erintraicene7422 2 года назад

Never imagined searching for tree frogs would lead me the best video in RU-vid history. Well done!

@GeoGamerArtistVlogger 11 месяцев назад

HAHAHA!!

@stefanschneider3681 Год назад

Everyone who has NOT watched till the outtakes at the end doesn't know how cute the two "terrible pets" really are 😍🤣

@Your_glisten 3 года назад

These are the only pets that you hopefully set free someday. And hopefully when you get old they come back and have you for a pet.

@DFangs219 4 года назад

Thanks for this video! My wife has ordered a human pet due to arrive in September. Because of this video I have learned he will not be able to live in the extra 4x2x2 on my rack. Time to tap into that savings account I suppose 😃

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

That's exciting. A rack system does seem like a good idea, but it will need to be bigger than that eventually.

@WastedTalent- 4 года назад

"They like humans, but miniature. Teacup humans." --Eric Northman

@strawberrybruh 2 года назад

I’m not really a fan of captive breeding. That’s why I’m currently keeping 6 wild caught children in my basement.

@DerrickGratwohl 3 года назад

"Potentially even longer for males" made me choke. And I'm not yet 40 and a dude. Impressively accurate.

@ketkim8821 4 года назад

Omg this was so funny and then you got to the end and I just lost it. So sweet Clint 🥺❤️

@wikiusz7746 4 года назад

alternative title: clint's reptiles being number one dad for 11 minutes straight

@asrig3880 4 года назад

Few years later : human teen... More years later : the table has turned, elderly...

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Now I'm the pet!

@SinWeissfell 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles Chances are you'd be a more reasonable pet than your children

@noahfox99 3 года назад

I love how this is like a regular pet review lol satire is great

@mekenna6214 10 месяцев назад

your daughter is so adorable! and owen looks just like you!! i know this is an old vid and you probably won’t see this, but i love how well this one fit in with the other pet rating videos 😭😭 the slow close up camera pans are hilarious

@tuliko8678 4 года назад

I am an Early Childhood Educator... this Resonates deep

@eryseayliid1535 4 года назад

Every single time my family ever asks again why I don't want kids but want all the lizards, I will delegate them to this video ;D

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

A more reasonable choice. Don't let them watch the ending though.

@eryseayliid1535 4 года назад

@@ClintsReptiles The ending is what the wink-y smiley was for!

@tsutl84 3 года назад

Exactly! I'm serious though! My family is always asking me when I'm going to have kids and I keep telling them never! In all seriousness I can't do it. I personally can't handle that responsibility. I respect the people who can. Being an uncle is plenty for me.

@sparklesvondoom 4 года назад

Im rather new around here and I love you because you're literally the Mister Rogers of reptiles and now I know you have tiny humans that are awesome as well and its EVEN BETTER.

@plantingwithnat Год назад

I wished I had seen this video before my 2 human pets 28 years ago😂

@ela83a 3 месяца назад

The next time someone is on my case for not having children, I'll show them this 😂

@Merlijn1994 4 года назад

This was the best video you ever made. I do think it would've been worth noting that certain individuals can actually really benefit from cohabitation, because they are a social species and when you're a tiny human the night can be a scary time, and being together can make them feel safe. I'll definitely send this one to my mother in law Sunday, she'll love it

@ClintsReptiles 4 года назад

Good points! Let me know what she thinks :)

@MrWalksindarkness 4 года назад

the faces your daughter was making had me in stitches, adorable, very cute and funny video!

@zherwinmalsi3980 4 года назад

Clint's reptiles: is a human child a great pet? FBI: HOLD UP!!

@strzygon5426 4 года назад

I was gonna say, if someone doesn't do an fbi joke, then I'll do it But I was beaten

@rezlogan4787 3 года назад

Watching my man masterfully troll his own kids made my day.

@naymeequillo Год назад

And this is why: no babies! 🤣 I love this video. It's beautiful. You've done a great job taking care of these floofies! They look radiant and healthy.

@epicbear4679 3 года назад

I was so anxious to see what Clint would say for availability 😂 😭

@millacernemusic Год назад

I thought for sure 5/5. They’re really easy to breed. You just watch out for all the pregnancy complications that may arise, and you should be fine.

@Vuldriel Год назад

@@millacernemusicVery optimistic about finding a suitable breeder. 😆

@millacernemusic Год назад

@@Vuldriel yeah now that I think about it, easier said than done.

@crowdemon_archives Год назад

@@millacernemusic you can adopt some from rescues but the process is... Ooof

@yvonnerogers6429 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯👍🏻❤️🙏🧼 When it comes to being good sports, I give your children a 5 out of 5! This was really sweet, and I’m glad y’all have this video as a record of the three of y’all together while Owen and Penny Rose are still small. It’s also an awesome gift 🎁 for your wife. One day we need the Father’s Day sequel where they rate their pet dad! I’m sure they’ll still love you regardless of your overall score! Best to all. Stay safe.

@christophershell7564 4 года назад

Pet Dad: Handleability-1 While you can interact with your pet dad, they tend to be larger and stronger than you your whole life and can be incredibly dangerous if you get a badly tempered one. That said, a well trained dad can be taken for walks, will play games like fetch with you, and can be incredibly snuggly depending on its disposition. Care-4 While a pet dad may require some attention, they generally are able to perform all tasks by themselves from cleaning their enclosure to preparing their own diets. Generally dads will require very large enclosures however most dads come with them... Availability-1 While they are literally everywhere, it is incredibly hard to acquire a dad if you do not already have one and they can not be captive bred as there are only males left in the population. Kudos to those of us with adopted dads though! Hardiness-4 Pet dads tend to be extremely hardy until their later years where they become more susceptible like all creatures to various diseases. The main reason people lose pet dads is through over feeding them (they are likely to become obese if not properly exercised). They also can get censers from sun exposure or from toxins in their environment. Upfront Cost-5 Generally dads are extremely cheap pets to maintain, I even got mine free! In many situations they actually net their owners positive money; however, when a pet dad grows older their veterinary costs can skyrocket. Overall-4.2 While dads are not the ideal pet for all people, their easy maintenance (under most circumstances) and their durability and low cost make them ideal for most individuals. You do have to be careful to maintain a good relationship with your pet dad as they are powerful animals.

@lollyholly3005 4 года назад

I love this 😂 Dont forget the adoption of different morphs reaching adolescences! Particularly the goth or emo morph which can result in excessive moodiness and a preference for loud music. Although you will seen this at the ages of 10-20 to some degree 😂

@sadeyescreations1702 3 года назад

Love this comment 🥰