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@michael_gaseosa
@michael_gaseosa 6 месяцев назад
had a naegleria fowleri once, poor fella died of hunger
@Selatapey
@Selatapey 6 месяцев назад
death of hungery
@vesnabernjak-ord8674
@vesnabernjak-ord8674 6 месяцев назад
⁠​⁠@7.6.2 hungy*
@Spacecoreinspace
@Spacecoreinspace 6 месяцев назад
@@vesnabernjak-ord8674 h*
@guyincognito5663
@guyincognito5663 6 месяцев назад
LOL u srsly cant spell hunnery?
@fattymayonnaise4717
@fattymayonnaise4717 6 месяцев назад
@@guyincognito5663hunter?
@pestotron8291
@pestotron8291 6 месяцев назад
Bro censored the words “Kill myself” and then proceeded to show the most demonetisable images known to man. Based
@TemperateGreenBananaClassic
@TemperateGreenBananaClassic 6 месяцев назад
krill my shelf is just funny honestly
@thekittenwolf
@thekittenwolf 6 месяцев назад
I heard the benis fish just goes in if your benis is under water, not from peeing and it going up the stream
@aregulargenericname8794
@aregulargenericname8794 6 месяцев назад
Based? It's based to censor yourself? Fucking kids nowadays
@Rigged10000
@Rigged10000 6 месяцев назад
one in a krillion
@InkyBlitz
@InkyBlitz 6 месяцев назад
Hes gotta be squiddin me
@jesterdays
@jesterdays 6 месяцев назад
I'll get paranoid for a couple of days and then forget about all of this as usual
@himacho8771
@himacho8771 6 месяцев назад
forget about it after a couple of days? oh no... youre contaminated already...
@No_One_0707
@No_One_0707 6 месяцев назад
Nope
@SOFAKING-hl1dw
@SOFAKING-hl1dw 6 месяцев назад
So fucking real
@sapereaude6274
@sapereaude6274 6 месяцев назад
That's the toxoplasmosis
@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324
@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324 5 месяцев назад
Same. But i will still want to go swim in random waters way less
@jeffystevens
@jeffystevens 6 месяцев назад
The government is S tier
@jamborambo1102
@jamborambo1102 6 месяцев назад
S tier comment
@lpc9929
@lpc9929 6 месяцев назад
Government allowance the the feces agriculture feces to the water. Government brainwash his citizens with brainwash satellites. Reason why I broadcast tv into space
@MagnumPierce
@MagnumPierce 6 месяцев назад
Ruby ridge
@anarchistscum6090
@anarchistscum6090 6 месяцев назад
Based
@cozmoknot
@cozmoknot 6 месяцев назад
Underrated comment
@harrybalsac8279
@harrybalsac8279 6 месяцев назад
so, what youre telling me is, I should skin myself just to double check?
@Fish-cj4ub
@Fish-cj4ub 6 месяцев назад
dig them out
@himacho8771
@himacho8771 6 месяцев назад
do you not feel them under your skin? even a light tickle could mean they live there. at night when your senses are numb and you are at sleep, they crawl and move up, until theyve reached your brain, where they can feast on it until your mind wakes you up. then they wait again till you arent conscious for another moment to strike.
@That_one_troll
@That_one_troll 6 месяцев назад
Yes, skin is overrated
@SecureBirch410
@SecureBirch410 6 месяцев назад
@@himacho8771 bro
@jx7ll
@jx7ll 6 месяцев назад
@@himacho8771 wow ur so cool and edgy
@hedwshjredns
@hedwshjredns 6 месяцев назад
yo what if you contracted all of them and had them in your body and made them fight like a hunger games type thing
@PrussianPoe
@PrussianPoe 6 месяцев назад
this a truely "WTF" and 🤔 moment
@_Hamler
@_Hamler 6 месяцев назад
Like Burns from the Simpsons?
@P.H691
@P.H691 6 месяцев назад
Whoever wins gets to kill, I MEAN stay with the host
@Jenna_Talia
@Jenna_Talia 6 месяцев назад
Mr Burns type of situation
@sephikong8323
@sephikong8323 6 месяцев назад
Reminds me of the old Japanese "ritual" where they put a shitton of venomous animals in a basket, let them Duke it out then they picked up the last survivor either to use it's venom for whatever nefarious shit they wanted or kill it and use it's corpse as a curse. That's literally the most Metal thing ever
@alrightyy.aphrodite
@alrightyy.aphrodite 6 месяцев назад
I had an experience with jiggers. To give you some context, I was at my grandparents' house in a rural agricultural area in Kenya. I had been playing on a makeshift swing with my bare feet dragging on the ground all day. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my foot. At first, I thought that something had pricked me and that the pain would fade away. However, the pain got worse over time. Eventually, I showed my foot to an adult, thinking it was a splinter. They used a needle to remove it, but to my surprise, they popped a round inflammation on my foot, and tiny round eggs came out. I was so grossed out that I never walked around barefoot again.
@Redguns4life
@Redguns4life 6 месяцев назад
You never should to begin with when outside. Tetanus infection is a horrible way to go.
@cameronspence4977
@cameronspence4977 5 месяцев назад
That is absolutely horrific
@Themanguy436
@Themanguy436 5 месяцев назад
I GET JIGGAS EACH DAY IN TEXAS REAAAAAAA
@CannotBeBliss
@CannotBeBliss 5 месяцев назад
@@Themanguy436 AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😫
@closcer3950
@closcer3950 5 месяцев назад
Yeah there's a lot of jiggers in Kenya
@NathanielRuzicka
@NathanielRuzicka 6 месяцев назад
I want to take a shower after watching this, but I'm worried these are in the shower water. Parasite catch 22.
@Toenail_VR
@Toenail_VR 6 месяцев назад
more like catch 22 parasites.
@dadbot8480
@dadbot8480 6 месяцев назад
I had a brain eating amoeba once, poor feller died of hunger
@redwater3048
@redwater3048 6 месяцев назад
Remember, always learn! A brain eater could come in and starve, PETA does not apreciate people starving animalsA
@Fallout3131
@Fallout3131 5 месяцев назад
LOL
@conquestanddeath4406
@conquestanddeath4406 5 месяцев назад
The Amoeba: “Wait. There’s nothing in here. OH GOD. LET ME OUT! LET ME OUUUUUUUT!”
@GrandDukeMushroom
@GrandDukeMushroom 5 месяцев назад
Bro is stealing comments downvote this
@GrandDukeMushroom
@GrandDukeMushroom 5 месяцев назад
The OG POST: "@michael_gaseosa 3 weeks ago had a naegleria fowleri once, poor fella died of hunger"
@snomcultist189
@snomcultist189 6 месяцев назад
No.1: Stoic Stick
@Chrissistoocool
@Chrissistoocool 6 месяцев назад
ima just never eat pork again i guess
@highspeedrailenjoyer1045
@highspeedrailenjoyer1045 6 месяцев назад
They were onto something
@michaelsccot9104
@michaelsccot9104 6 месяцев назад
Pov: muslims 😂
@OrangeCrayfish
@OrangeCrayfish 6 месяцев назад
Newsflash, pork isn't the only medium of parasite eggs.
@RatDoctorRemmy
@RatDoctorRemmy 6 месяцев назад
Mashallah
@rawcopper604
@rawcopper604 6 месяцев назад
Alhamdulillah welcome to islam brother
@curvypirate6011
@curvypirate6011 6 месяцев назад
My AP Bio teacher got guinea worms and he said the experience was worth while 😭
@arkesh110
@arkesh110 6 месяцев назад
Mine described in detail her process of giving birth and something about her placenta... fucking wiped that shit from my memory
@skarskart
@skarskart 6 месяцев назад
​@@arkesh110i would too 😭🙏
@ianb.2575
@ianb.2575 6 месяцев назад
I call cap
@curvypirate6011
@curvypirate6011 6 месяцев назад
@@ianb.2575 aight lil bro glad to hear it
@H3mo_G0blin
@H3mo_G0blin 6 месяцев назад
Damn I thought guinea worms were extinct
@ItsGamein
@ItsGamein 5 месяцев назад
a parasite fish that embeds itself into your urethra sounds like something that would only exist in fear and hunger
@splitpushtv7146
@splitpushtv7146 2 месяца назад
It does not exist. There is no single documented case. Urban legend, basically
@MimiThomaFlwrs
@MimiThomaFlwrs 2 месяца назад
“Dark Fantasy” try not to make a needlessly revolting and horrific creature to the point of just being tacky challenge (impossible)
@ItsGamein
@ItsGamein 2 месяца назад
@@splitpushtv7146 there is no documented case of it going into the urethra, but the fish is real and small enough to fit in theory
@chrisriverata1917
@chrisriverata1917 2 месяца назад
@@ItsGamein No, it can't, it grows up to 13 mm so it'll destroy your penis just trying to get in and it's a type of FISH it's absolutely terrified of people you have better chances of being struck by lightning then to become infected by these fish through your penis.
@chrisriverata1917
@chrisriverata1917 2 месяца назад
@@ItsGamein "In theory" my brother in Christ it's 13mm it'll destroy your urethra trying to get in, and second it's a fish you'd scare the shit out of it just looking into the water.
@livphobia
@livphobia 6 месяцев назад
that last image actually made me throw up, and i have never thrown up from watching a youtube video before, and honestly that’s pretty impressive.
@himacho8771
@himacho8771 6 месяцев назад
on another note, fried broccoli is really tasty
@FancyCatYT
@FancyCatYT 6 месяцев назад
I didn’t throw up, but I was definitely getting there, I was also burning up like crazy.
@OrroHelhammer
@OrroHelhammer 6 месяцев назад
Weakling
@ericonion3561
@ericonion3561 5 месяцев назад
@@OrroHelhammer Not the DBZ villain in the comments
@solipso_flute
@solipso_flute 3 месяца назад
The feet fetish people were gooning hard to it
@crockstonyt
@crockstonyt 6 месяцев назад
I imagine these classes are a rival to the Sam O Nella Academy. At the very least this professor isn't missing for half a year
@alyssarichardson2544
@alyssarichardson2544 6 месяцев назад
Honestly the "Sam'o'Nella clone" aspect of this dude's channel begin and end with the use of stick figures, unlike the Sam clones, instead of touching on historical events and reading the Wikipedia page, he's not strictly non-fiction. He's also one of the only people to make fun of the xpill/ymaxxing phenomenon without 37 minutes of exposition as to what a good fucking person he is.
@arthusoliveiradossantos9232
@arthusoliveiradossantos9232 6 месяцев назад
None shall topple the king, for as long as he lives.
@averagegamer6831
@averagegamer6831 6 месяцев назад
He’s a substitute teacher
@SpheresVA
@SpheresVA 6 месяцев назад
Sam o nella is the cool teacher that just comes and goes to give special lessons, and stoic stick is the teacher that fills in
@lachouette_et_le_phoque
@lachouette_et_le_phoque 6 месяцев назад
That'd be nice if he was actually sticking to the facts. The penis fish thing is plain wrong, he didn't even bother reading the wikipedia page or he'd have bothered to tell us that while the penis accounts are most likely wrong, there are confirmed accounts of it having entered vaginas. I didn't bother to look up any of the rest, but can't really take it at face value. No use watching a facts channel if the facts are wrong.
@murkorus7147
@murkorus7147 6 месяцев назад
Tierlist of funny pranks to pull on your buddies
@localstoreenjoyer
@localstoreenjoyer 6 месяцев назад
im never stepping foot on the beach or desert anymore thanks for this useful piece of information now i cant rest knowing that there is a chance that there are hundreds of parasites shitting under my feet
@TurtleShroom3
@TurtleShroom3 6 месяцев назад
Don't touch Spanish Moss, either. Chiggers live there, too.
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish
@the_real_Kurt_Yarish 6 месяцев назад
​@@TurtleShroom3"Chiggers" are a completely different kind of biting insect. The ones talked about in this video are "Jiggers", or "jigger fleas". Chiggers are small, bright red insects that resemble mites. They live in vegetation, and do bite/burrow into your feet to feed. However, this feeding is short lived, and only results in red, itchy welts on the affected areas. They do not live in your feet, nor reproduce in your feet. They are a relatively minor nuisance in comparison to jigger fleas.
@Zanyrofl
@Zanyrofl 6 месяцев назад
I watched this while eating lunch
@Regulargoat9
@Regulargoat9 6 месяцев назад
I was watching this while eating chips and salsa
@danielbruceagra9022
@danielbruceagra9022 6 месяцев назад
@@Regulargoat9 I was watching this before sleeping
@jonasarnesen6825
@jonasarnesen6825 6 месяцев назад
​@@Regulargoat9 I was watching this while eating Tortilla chips...
@Poopenfarden
@Poopenfarden 6 месяцев назад
I watched this eating undercooked steak
@ales6305
@ales6305 6 месяцев назад
​@@PoopenfardenI watched this eating undercooked ribs (I can feel them under my skin)
@FancyCatYT
@FancyCatYT 6 месяцев назад
Really needed those pictures at the end, thanks man👍
@Cast-Carnival
@Cast-Carnival 6 месяцев назад
who else felt tiny bugs crawling in their skin watching this video?
@xassassin609
@xassassin609 6 месяцев назад
Bro, I had rare steak the other day and just today my stomach started working, how do you think I felt?
@cliniclown8786
@cliniclown8786 6 месяцев назад
THERE ARE BUGS BEHIND YOUR EYES. SPIDERS THERE ARE SPIDERS BEHIND YOUR EYES THEY ARE LAYING EGGS. QUICKLY REMOVE YOUR EYES
@Marcos-fu9go
@Marcos-fu9go 6 месяцев назад
You should see a doctor
@cameronspence4977
@cameronspence4977 5 месяцев назад
My skin was literally itching watching this
@cameronspence4977
@cameronspence4977 5 месяцев назад
My skin was literally itching watching this
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 6 месяцев назад
Take the wormpill, or better yet take the dewormer pill.
@normanclatcher
@normanclatcher 6 месяцев назад
Both? Both. Both is good.
@kiq4767
@kiq4767 5 месяцев назад
good old ivermectin
@lpc9929
@lpc9929 6 месяцев назад
I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
@WaterZer0
@WaterZer0 6 месяцев назад
THE WHAT
@campomambo
@campomambo 6 месяцев назад
True horror
@SPQRcat
@SPQRcat 6 месяцев назад
You're what?
@normanclatcher
@normanclatcher 6 месяцев назад
​@@SPQRcatinfertile from eating scented candles. The
@wrjtung3456
@wrjtung3456 5 месяцев назад
Hail xi jinping
@pro_154
@pro_154 6 месяцев назад
Was laughing at the 11% usa tidbit until you said the name... Im a chronic cat lover
@Sol-hm7ol
@Sol-hm7ol 6 месяцев назад
7:40 toxoplasmosis is truly a weird one, another interesting stat is that people with it are on average an inch taller than those without it
@Karza_357
@Karza_357 6 месяцев назад
This video goes well if you are psychological horror maxxing.
@levtrot3041
@levtrot3041 6 месяцев назад
Dude last semester we took parasitology, I literally had a total of 13 nightmares until now which are directly related to the parasites we learned about, 7 of which are just tapeworm
@Juan-GC
@Juan-GC 6 месяцев назад
This is the perfect video to watch before bed
@Cr1ptik
@Cr1ptik 6 месяцев назад
Good thing I’m not Indian
@AQ_77
@AQ_77 6 месяцев назад
Why?
@cabriskus4700
@cabriskus4700 6 месяцев назад
@@AQ_77Have ya seen the hygiene in that country?
@harshjain3122
@harshjain3122 6 месяцев назад
​@@cabriskus4700we have a large vegetarian population and don't wipe our shit with our hands, we are safer than you, don't worry. The statistics tell you that story.
@Gatzucortezemmanuel357
@Gatzucortezemmanuel357 6 месяцев назад
@@cabriskus4700A lot of them have illegally traveled here and brought their hygiene with them…
@Yourlocalbacterium
@Yourlocalbacterium 5 месяцев назад
Good thing I’m not racist
@bl1tz533
@bl1tz533 6 месяцев назад
Aint no fucking way under heaven im swimming in any unchlorinated bodies of water
@AirLancer
@AirLancer 5 месяцев назад
Another reason to roll your eyes whenever people wax lyrical about how amazing nature is. Yeah...some of it. This is the rest.
@bleeem
@bleeem 4 месяца назад
@@AirLancer tbh nature is amazing, i dont know what human can look at it and not say that. In beauty and in dangerwise, because its something so efficient and being deadly it is very amazing to me atleast. And there are people who live their whole long life jumping into rivers and bodies of water and never get anything, yall gotta stop being so paranoid because of the internet. You have a higher chance of being runned over or shot than catching this hyper specific brain eating parasite.
@Marinealver
@Marinealver 6 месяцев назад
When people call me a monster for ordering my food WELL DONE!
@VEX_INC
@VEX_INC 6 месяцев назад
I'm at 0:44, and you know what? I don't need to watch this video... for reasons. Bye.
@XiasIV
@XiasIV 6 месяцев назад
You are factually my new favorite youtuber
@alrightyy.aphrodite
@alrightyy.aphrodite 6 месяцев назад
i will definitely sleep well. Thank you Stoic❤
@Impending_Doom
@Impending_Doom 6 месяцев назад
From now on everything I eat must be charred to a crisp
@That_one_troll
@That_one_troll 6 месяцев назад
I am now living in a box 10000 m underwater, just to be safe
@marzo21
@marzo21 6 месяцев назад
barotrauma
@Jenna_Talia
@Jenna_Talia 6 месяцев назад
The vandellia cirrhosa shit honestly sounds like it happened once or twice and the story got so widespread that people believed it can happen often or is nearly guaranteed.
@Cast-Carnival
@Cast-Carnival 6 месяцев назад
btw to everyone, pork, especially here in the states, pigs are dewormed constantly, so if you do eat raw or undercooked pork, the chances of you getting a parasite are minimal. I won't act like I know the number, however, I do know it is low.
@abluerat7087
@abluerat7087 5 месяцев назад
Thats good informartion to know
@brokefangmagepunk3685
@brokefangmagepunk3685 3 месяца назад
Also in canada pork has been reduced from cook well done to having steak levels of cooked, due to health practices for pigs here
@mememan2.074
@mememan2.074 3 месяца назад
Why the hell do you want to eat it raw or undercooked anyways
@Cast-Carnival
@Cast-Carnival 3 месяца назад
@@mememan2.074 I dunno, if you cut into a pork chop you've been cooking for the past 15 minutes and it appears with the slightest hue of pink, I'd rather just eat it and not cook it more.
@YsatMKM
@YsatMKM 6 месяцев назад
All the images remind me of buying cigarretes and seeing the ad plastered on it of the most vile images they can put on
@Farweey
@Farweey 6 месяцев назад
actually the brain eating amoeba only lives in warm water around 25-35 degrees. also the candiru actually doesnt go into your man front hole, and the fish actually hunt by sight and have no attraction to urine at all.
@rainchopper898
@rainchopper898 6 месяцев назад
the candiru one is complete bullshit
@desgoyomama3274
@desgoyomama3274 6 месяцев назад
​@@rainchopper898Also also, it's not a human parasite. It wants to be in fish gills, humans are not part of it's natural life cycle.
@Raptor_Ren
@Raptor_Ren 6 месяцев назад
Every time I have a muscle spasm I’m going to be paranoid now, thanks.
@kirashinji
@kirashinji 6 месяцев назад
There's actually this really bizarre parasite in rural Spain that can be contracted through spores. Apparently the initial infection is really painful and it can have real wild effects like them visibly crawling under your skin and giving you red bloodshot eyes. Worst part is the only way to remove it is through some very very painful like electric shocks or something , eventually it goes to the central nervous system where it hatches and controls your every action Be safe everyone, my buddy from Raccoon City went there on a trip or something and got infected
@shrey4ss
@shrey4ss 6 месяцев назад
That shi at 0:04 had me traumatized thinking it was the "tip", was relieved when i heard that it was just the brain
@josephrobinson6171
@josephrobinson6171 6 месяцев назад
British MPs are S tier
@iustinprisacaru225
@iustinprisacaru225 6 месяцев назад
You forgot the greatest parasite... people...
@THEMRCHESTERR
@THEMRCHESTERR 6 месяцев назад
This js why I refuse to go into any znatural source of water anymore 😂😂😂
@drizzly7691
@drizzly7691 5 месяцев назад
You left out the people with the funny little hats
@theholyroman6283
@theholyroman6283 6 месяцев назад
I come here only for the most unhinged content. I'm happy I wasn't dissapointed.
@Україна-ц7э
@Україна-ц7э 6 месяцев назад
I walked near the roman baths building the other day. Now im dead because i caught naegleria fowleri.
@mollysmoshingtankcrew9441
@mollysmoshingtankcrew9441 5 месяцев назад
4:06 everyone who wears contacts just emptied their contact container solution XD
@casualsatanist5808
@casualsatanist5808 6 месяцев назад
Echinococcus granulosus is another cool tapeworm. Cystic echinococcosis...meaning cysts formed usually in the lungs and liver, but can form in the bones, muscles and other organs. Being intermediate deadend hosts always suck...
@THE_ErwinRommel
@THE_ErwinRommel 6 месяцев назад
not touching water AGAIN
@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k
@CreativeUsernameHere-r1k 6 месяцев назад
The opening of the video explains why pork was forbidden for most of abrahamic religions. Aaalso, the eye parasite is why I use only glasses, safe and stylish. And not yucky-yucky eye touchy, alsoif need be you can wear goggles too to be steampunkmaxxed.
@maestromars8487
@maestromars8487 6 месяцев назад
Honestly, just wash your hands and cook your food to never experience parasites.
@MightyKingYoung
@MightyKingYoung 4 месяца назад
And you sir, live in a first world country
@maestromars8487
@maestromars8487 4 месяца назад
@@MightyKingYoung dont eat street foods, and wash your veggies too. I am from third world too, perhaps it’s just the patterns of prevention i notice from the parasitology subject course. Meds are simple tho, metronidazole for amoebas, and praziquantel or albendazole for helminths(worms).
@maestromars8487
@maestromars8487 4 месяца назад
@@MightyKingYoung and yeh, dont drink tap water. I also always get amoebiasis (E. histolytica) all the time hahahahah.
@stupiditiusmaximus
@stupiditiusmaximus 6 месяцев назад
Another relatable video? Yes please. Edit: Just to clear things up, i'm the Human Parasite.
@robertofratello5203
@robertofratello5203 6 месяцев назад
Now I'm paranoid about having toxoplasma gondii
@gehstur7150
@gehstur7150 5 месяцев назад
The most invasive parasite is a socioal parasite.
@chaddaniel155
@chaddaniel155 2 месяца назад
I’m baked asf but have a night tolerance for nasty shit (have gone through clinicals for a med degree), but that last image at the end of the video made me want to bathe in bleach. I love this channel.
@MrIrdatlan
@MrIrdatlan 5 месяцев назад
i just ate..... i expected parastites, but not the video starting with eggs in your brain, or worms under skin...
@MasterCorneilous
@MasterCorneilous 5 месяцев назад
Welp. Now I'm VARY paranoid and I won't be able to stay calm. Why did I click on this video?
@dylon-zh8pc
@dylon-zh8pc 6 месяцев назад
you deserve to be as big as all the other big animators
@dvorakgigachad1444
@dvorakgigachad1444 6 месяцев назад
was that goatse really necessary
@alejandroserentill3662
@alejandroserentill3662 2 месяца назад
I still remember a school project I had to do in highschool about anything science related and I convinced my group to do it abou the Naeleria Fowleri, to this day I still remember the face on my teacher and some of my classmates, I also rememebr I made one persone not shower for like a week cause he was scared to catch the ameba while in the shower
@TurtleShroom3
@TurtleShroom3 6 месяцев назад
How to avoid these: 1. Do not swim in lakes, rivers, or ponds when you have open wounds or are bleeding. 2. Do not drink lake, river, or pomd water without boiling it first. 3. COOK. YOUR. PORK. 4. For chiggers, don't touch Spanish Moss.
@DillanBo
@DillanBo 5 месяцев назад
This is a great video to watch while eating
@dylsplazy
@dylsplazy 2 месяца назад
Those images.... You have ruiined my day... I am eternally scarred
@Dakota_B_
@Dakota_B_ 6 месяцев назад
toxoplasma also makes you more attractive, taller and improves your pheromones. literally zero reason to ever own a dog when cats give you super powers.
@brokefangmagepunk3685
@brokefangmagepunk3685 3 месяца назад
That's the kind of propaganda someone with toxoplasma would say....
@JaggedFlame.
@JaggedFlame. 6 месяцев назад
Nah bro id put em all immediately in krill my shelf tier, they all are so terrifying 😰
@EliasCalatayud
@EliasCalatayud 6 месяцев назад
Nah toxoplasma isn't very dangerous
@campomambo
@campomambo 6 месяцев назад
Unless you are an older woman….in which case a literal krill my shelf. Not to mention the schizophrenia and car accidents
@1stCallipostle
@1stCallipostle 6 месяцев назад
​@@campomamboThe stress relief of owning cats statistically adds more years to human lives than the risk of them giving you a funky parasite takes away. It's a worthwhile risk to contend with
@campomambo
@campomambo 6 месяцев назад
@@1stCallipostle the risk factor of becoming a crazy cat lady is too statistically significant to ignore, however
@TheKitsuneOnihane
@TheKitsuneOnihane 3 месяца назад
Have you ever said "I'm alone with nobody to love me?" Well, you're wrong. Your parasites love you. You are never truly alone.
@sleepyfox7671
@sleepyfox7671 2 месяца назад
2:40 Years ago I had personal experience with a parasite similar to this one during school camp, would NOT recommend it.
@brink2253
@brink2253 Месяц назад
Furry takes a dewormer, which is pretty ironic
@sleepyfox7671
@sleepyfox7671 Месяц назад
​@@brink2253 That must've been one of the early signs
@mothmanleon8986
@mothmanleon8986 Месяц назад
I once got Pinworms from working with kids, as someone who's scared of worms, no money would make me go through them again 😭
@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660
@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660 6 месяцев назад
4:58 *_BRAIN-eating AMOEEEBA!!!* omg I’m fanboyying w/ this one. I was there since the very beginning. I’m its biggest fan 😂😂
@gabrielsouzaspinola9219
@gabrielsouzaspinola9219 5 месяцев назад
I had Tunga penetrans one time, is a very common parasyte in some places. My wife just removed it with a needle removing all the infected tissue. I have all the images of her removing it. Down here is called "foot bug" (bicho-de-pé).
@somedude7595
@somedude7595 6 месяцев назад
That joke at the end gets a little more scary after being told all about those parasites lol
@jackb7658
@jackb7658 6 месяцев назад
That computer started floating joke is not being recognized as much as it should be
@The9thMonth
@The9thMonth 3 месяца назад
There was a study about how a certain parasite would actually cause the body to produce anti-inflammatory substances, to the point of suppressing all symptoms of asthma. People with severe asthma were given patches to contract the parasite, and used anti-parasitic drugs to keep it suppressed while also reducing the symptoms of asthma greatly. Makes you think. Paracelsus was more accurate than people might have initially guessed, perhaps.
@humanwhodoesstuffindeed
@humanwhodoesstuffindeed 6 месяцев назад
stoic since when did you have 24k you're growing so fast i found your channel like 2 months ago and you had like 5k
@campomambo
@campomambo 6 месяцев назад
It was def the racial slur tier list. Yt gave me a warning about harassment because I said a slur against myself in the comments lol
@BSasafrasK
@BSasafrasK 5 месяцев назад
toxoplasmosis is transferred to humans by cats, it's over cat owners. What no malaria? Schistosomes? Botflies? roundworm Ascaris? oh how about Dracunculus medinensis? I appreciated you ranking amoebic meningitis though! It also exists in Ocean water in certain areas of the world. Appreciate the tierlist! reminded me of med school.with a professor who had a very, very, dark sense of humor lol. Every lesson came with pictures.
@JanRyczkowski
@JanRyczkowski 6 месяцев назад
Its very interesting how most of these come from pork
@alkimos55
@alkimos55 2 месяца назад
Things I learned from this video: - Cook your damn meat - Don't swim in untreated water if you have ANY wound on you - Cover my junk very well, if I have to go swim in amazonian rivers - Just use glasses instead of contact lenses - JUST DON'T GO SWIMMING IN LAKES OR RIVERS IN GENERAL, JESUS - do not the cat turds - Don't hang around flies in Africa - Fuck mosquitos (Already knew that one) - OH GOD, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LAST ONE
@monstandalone7339
@monstandalone7339 6 месяцев назад
I CAN'T BE PARASITED IF I EAT A LOT OF REPUGNANT FOOD (god this garlic raddish salad is hurting me...)
@clipsladheavyoneslad3941
@clipsladheavyoneslad3941 6 месяцев назад
1:30 this is the most overused uncommon/rare joke ever. also why is there league on the computer screen mr stoic stick🧐
@StoicStick
@StoicStick 6 месяцев назад
I used to be top 0.2% of players in Europe at league so thats why its on the screen
@tengauge7872
@tengauge7872 6 месяцев назад
@@StoicStick What champion?
@StoicStick
@StoicStick 6 месяцев назад
Neeko took me to masters but recently swain to d2
@normanclatcher
@normanclatcher 6 месяцев назад
​...the urge to correct your spelling is strong within me, but fear not, random citizen. I shall not "sodiumize" you.
@rex1800
@rex1800 6 месяцев назад
@@normanclatcher are we looking at the same comment my friend or did you forget to put your contacts in
@waydoc2273
@waydoc2273 6 месяцев назад
There are far too many stick figure RU-vidrs explaining random subjects, but none of them are as based. You will be the last one standing after the great culling
@Polaf3456
@Polaf3456 3 месяца назад
I'm half convinced that Toxoplasma gondii doesnt even exist and that science just needed a scapegoat to explain crazy cat ladies.
@simpleone9181
@simpleone9181 6 месяцев назад
Whyyyyyyyy, me? Why do this to yourself?!? I’m gonna jump when wind blows at this rate •_•
@blake-i2g
@blake-i2g 6 месяцев назад
Mr stick I'm sorry I was late still loving the vids
@Sara3346
@Sara3346 6 месяцев назад
Candiru fish climbing eurethras is as far as my research has suggested goes towards it also being a myth not just because of fluid dynamics either, but really a lack of verifiable cases where this isn't just a rumor or a fluke or an exadgeration, etc.
@gaimnbro9337
@gaimnbro9337 6 месяцев назад
ITS BEEN 30 SECONDS WHY ARE YOU GIVING US PTSD-LEVEL INFORMATION ALREADY
@Vinline1995
@Vinline1995 6 месяцев назад
Please make a parasitemaxxing video
@canadianpirateanders9951
@canadianpirateanders9951 3 месяца назад
Dude my x girlfriend got that eye one! And it was during a hurricane in Florida. Her eye got all fucked up and she lost 1/2 her vision in it, it started getting all cloudy.
@gtagusta
@gtagusta 6 месяцев назад
4:00 so happy right now that i never wore a contact lense before, and that i never plan on doing so
@darrenv2594
@darrenv2594 Месяц назад
watching this while having lunch 2 days before my finals (2nd year med student), this counts as studying for me :)
@mrmarten9385
@mrmarten9385 5 месяцев назад
That's it, I'm moving to space.
@gaberamirez5687
@gaberamirez5687 День назад
bro said imma put jigger fleas at the foot of your bed yeah wow i immediately liked
@Cookies_Laboratory
@Cookies_Laboratory Месяц назад
I don’t know what tf possessed me to try to eat while watching this 💀
@MutantMasterRace
@MutantMasterRace 6 месяцев назад
I would say Uncle is S-tier, but sadly, he loses to ringworm and rats with the plauge😬
@hodon5040
@hodon5040 6 месяцев назад
I love that I'm cooking bacon and sausage while watching this
@WoodlandTrotter
@WoodlandTrotter 2 месяца назад
You forgot my insurance company
@prettyricky9676
@prettyricky9676 6 месяцев назад
Unfortunately, eliminating mosquitoes would severely damage the food chain. Many fish including bass and trout as hatchlings depend on their larvae for food. The adults are a staple for many birds, and the vast majority of dragonfly's prey(when the dragonflies disappear aftee, it will further damage the awuatic food chain as their larvae are a valuable prey jtem for the same species after they've grown some and even larger fish.
@hrksy6576
@hrksy6576 5 месяцев назад
thank you for making me a paranoid hypochondriac
@asfandyarkhan1156
@asfandyarkhan1156 2 месяца назад
Dude screw that last one I am never going outside
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